Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Okay, shake it off.
What'd you think?
Bad stuff was only going to happen to other people?
Every once in a while it comes to your neighborhood.
Shake it off.
Put a smile on your puss, motherfucker.
Anyways.
Oh, did I wake up mad this morning?
What a surprise.
What a unique emotion.
From the freckled cunt you've come to know and love.
Um...
By the way, you know, now that I went through all of that bullshit to get on fucking Instagram, the fact that you have to follow 9000 fucking people or you get the same, you're just staring at the same photo every fucking day.
And it's just really like it's like a maze.
You know, you're on Twitter, you're just fucking on Twitter.
Now you still have to follow people.
I guess now I got to fucking go on.
I got to fucking follow all these fucking.
Get on.
That's my wife's telling me.