Bill Burr

I don't know why.

You're thinking they get themselves Cadillac.

Everybody's acting like they got a ranch.

Anyways, we went down, then we played them.

And we were down 2-0.

And we scored three goals in the third fucking period.

It was just...

And, of course, I missed the game because I got the kid now.

I was at a birthday party, a great birthday party.

Went out to a fucking farm and all of that.

Had an awesome time, but I didn't get to see the game.

And I saw Tim Shallow's fucking filthy shorthander for a nice feed from Brad Marchand.

Pasternak had the game winner.

And it seems even though, you know, Patrice Bergeron's out with a broken foot.

I don't know if Chara is back.

Last game I saw, he fell the way I used to fall when I was at a public skating rink.

You know what I mean?

You try to stop, and then you catch an edge, and all of a sudden you go head first, do a face plant before the boards mercifully stop you.

Usually knock down like a five-year-old trying to learn how to figure skate.

I'm trying to say we have a lot of injuries, but we're still winning.