Bill Burr
👤 Speaker
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Podcast Appearances
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
And on the plane ride home, I was watching top 10 tight ends of all time.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
And they got to Mike Ditka and he was talking all this shit.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
And then he just took, you know, a fucking, you know, a couple of pulls off this fat cigar.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
I was just like, ah, fuck.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
Fuck.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
But I'm going to get, I'm going to make, I don't know.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
I don't know.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
You know what it is?
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
It's like every day I wake up and I don't miss not doing heroin because I never did it.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
And that's the thing.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
Like they say, once you open the Pandora's box.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
Oh, fuck.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
Speaking of that shit.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
You know that ACDC song Sin City?
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
And when they do the breakdown.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
Whatever the fuck.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
I can't remember.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
I can't remember the bass line of that.
Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
But boom, boom, boom.