Bill Burr

It was funny because Bartnick was making fun of my sweatshirt going, that's like a rich person sweatshirt. I go, no, it isn't. I go, this sweatshirt said I was passing through Malibu. If you live in Malibu, you don't wear a shirt that says Malibu. You know, if you're a tourist, you want to prove that you were there like nobody who lives in Paris or lives in New York.

It was funny because Bartnick was making fun of my sweatshirt going, that's like a rich person sweatshirt. I go, no, it isn't. I go, this sweatshirt said I was passing through Malibu. If you live in Malibu, you don't wear a shirt that says Malibu. You know, if you're a tourist, you want to prove that you were there like nobody who lives in Paris or lives in New York.

You don't wear like one of those fucking New York City, you know, duck motherfucker or that. Fuck you. You fucking fuck those things. Tourists buy that shit. So I was a tourist and I acted appropriately and I bought a Malibu sweatshirt. And it is the most fucking those two really comfortable. That's what it is when you get older, you know? When you're younger, you want to be a badass.

You don't wear like one of those fucking New York City, you know, duck motherfucker or that. Fuck you. You fucking fuck those things. Tourists buy that shit. So I was a tourist and I acted appropriately and I bought a Malibu sweatshirt. And it is the most fucking those two really comfortable. That's what it is when you get older, you know? When you're younger, you want to be a badass.

You don't wear like one of those fucking New York City, you know, duck motherfucker or that. Fuck you. You fucking fuck those things. Tourists buy that shit. So I was a tourist and I acted appropriately and I bought a Malibu sweatshirt. And it is the most fucking those two really comfortable. That's what it is when you get older, you know? When you're younger, you want to be a badass.

The older you get, you want to be, like, comfortable. And then, like, and then fat people, like, they comfort over everything. Like, I'll still, you know, if I have to get dressed up, I'll put on something uncomfortable, like a tie or some shit, right? But, like, fat people, they don't give a fuck. You know, fat people will show up to a funeral in sweatpants and Crocs.

The older you get, you want to be, like, comfortable. And then, like, and then fat people, like, they comfort over everything. Like, I'll still, you know, if I have to get dressed up, I'll put on something uncomfortable, like a tie or some shit, right? But, like, fat people, they don't give a fuck. You know, fat people will show up to a funeral in sweatpants and Crocs.

The older you get, you want to be, like, comfortable. And then, like, and then fat people, like, they comfort over everything. Like, I'll still, you know, if I have to get dressed up, I'll put on something uncomfortable, like a tie or some shit, right? But, like, fat people, they don't give a fuck. You know, fat people will show up to a funeral in sweatpants and Crocs.

And then I love, you always go like, dude, what the fuck are you wearing? This is a wake. You know, I don't know. I just like being comfortable. It's like, dude, you're fat. That's what it is. You can't... Like, how far are you going to take this, dude? You're so out of shape, you're wearing sweatpants and Crocs to a fucking wake. What are we doing? You didn't even wear your black Crocs.

And then I love, you always go like, dude, what the fuck are you wearing? This is a wake. You know, I don't know. I just like being comfortable. It's like, dude, you're fat. That's what it is. You can't... Like, how far are you going to take this, dude? You're so out of shape, you're wearing sweatpants and Crocs to a fucking wake. What are we doing? You didn't even wear your black Crocs.

And then I love, you always go like, dude, what the fuck are you wearing? This is a wake. You know, I don't know. I just like being comfortable. It's like, dude, you're fat. That's what it is. You can't... Like, how far are you going to take this, dude? You're so out of shape, you're wearing sweatpants and Crocs to a fucking wake. What are we doing? You didn't even wear your black Crocs.

You could have been more respectful. Can't come in here wearing lime green Crocs. And then try to play it off like, well, he was a festive guy.

You could have been more respectful. Can't come in here wearing lime green Crocs. And then try to play it off like, well, he was a festive guy.

You could have been more respectful. Can't come in here wearing lime green Crocs. And then try to play it off like, well, he was a festive guy.

You know, we saw the light. Fuck you. You got fat feet. Your feet are fat.

You know, we saw the light. Fuck you. You got fat feet. Your feet are fat.

You know, we saw the light. Fuck you. You got fat feet. Your feet are fat.

It is funny. Like when you look at like clothes and shit, like I've kept myself in pretty decent shape my whole life. So I have yet to have to buy Skechers. I feel like once you get Skechers, once you buy your first pair of Skechers, that's like you're in your AARP card years. And I have one of those motherfuckers, and I always forget to use it.

It is funny. Like when you look at like clothes and shit, like I've kept myself in pretty decent shape my whole life. So I have yet to have to buy Skechers. I feel like once you get Skechers, once you buy your first pair of Skechers, that's like you're in your AARP card years. And I have one of those motherfuckers, and I always forget to use it.

It is funny. Like when you look at like clothes and shit, like I've kept myself in pretty decent shape my whole life. So I have yet to have to buy Skechers. I feel like once you get Skechers, once you buy your first pair of Skechers, that's like you're in your AARP card years. And I have one of those motherfuckers, and I always forget to use it.