Bill Burr
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And for whatever fucking reason, the only direct flight I can get out of L.A.
is a Southwest flight.
I don't understand.
Philly and Pittsburgh.
Back in the day, the only direct flight from L.A.
to Philly was on U.S.
Air.
I don't mind.
I don't mind Southwest until they start telling the jokes.
You know, and just fucking it's so goddamn obnoxious because nobody heckles him.
That's what's missing on a Southwest flight.
Booing the jokes.
You have such a captive audience.
Everybody's afraid we're going to crash.
You know, for some reason, you think the steward or the stewardess actually is flying the plane.
So you don't want to give him shit.
Right.
Oh, God, that's when I wish I, you know, Patrice, I could just fucking see him in that.
If he ever saw what those fucking people became.
He would have heckled.