Bill Burr

Go fuck yourself.

Fuck this video.

Is this just clickbait?

Is that what I've done here?

Um... Was another... Can I tell you something right now?

I guarantee you, all these fucking hotties that were on this airline, they weren't the ones that bitched.

It was ugly women that couldn't get the fucking job.

I'm so sick of, like, there's certain jobs you should just be good-looking.

Okay?

And as a fucking unsightly human being, I feel like I can say this shit.

Right?

Like...

You walk into a restaurant, you want to see somebody good looking, you know, hotel, gym, all of that shit.

This fucking thing now that you don't have to be good looking and you could be like, you know, overweight and all of that stuff is it's really not helping out fat people.

I can tell you that.

Yes, they're getting a job, but they're still eating their way to a fucking early grave.

Who doesn't want to live?

It's sort of what you're doing is as much as you're giving them a job, you're also in this roundabout way in you kind of doing this assisted suicide.

You're kind of a part of it.

Right.