Bill Burr
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You know, but before they do, they got to wear a helmet with a chin strap so their jaw doesn't hit the floor when they see how much I'm fucking paying a month for cable.
You know, he said they'd help me out with that.
I got to take him up on it.
Red Band told me he'd help me out with that shit.
Because he told me a story.
He said he went home to his parents' house and saw how much they were paying.
And then called up their provider.
And, you know, tore him a new asshole with his algorithm.
It's still fucking loading.
All right, I give up.
I give up, whatever.
Let's...
Let's read some fucking questions for this week.
By the way, you know, I gave up arguing with my wife for Lent, and I'm continuing it.
And I'm going to tell you right now, I am getting some wins.
I'm getting some wins.
You know?
Because, look, I'm still losing a lot.
All right?
But, you know, I'm looking at like a 7-9 season, I think.