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Bill Burr

πŸ‘€ Speaker
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Appearances Over Time

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Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

You know, but before they do, they got to wear a helmet with a chin strap so their jaw doesn't hit the floor when they see how much I'm fucking paying a month for cable.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

You know, he said they'd help me out with that.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I got to take him up on it.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Red Band told me he'd help me out with that shit.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Because he told me a story.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

He said he went home to his parents' house and saw how much they were paying.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And then called up their provider.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And, you know, tore him a new asshole with his algorithm.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

It's still fucking loading.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

All right, I give up.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I give up, whatever.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Let's...

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Let's read some fucking questions for this week.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

By the way, you know, I gave up arguing with my wife for Lent, and I'm continuing it.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And I'm going to tell you right now, I am getting some wins.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I'm getting some wins.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

You know?

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Because, look, I'm still losing a lot.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

All right?

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

But, you know, I'm looking at like a 7-9 season, I think.