Bill Burr

I'm just going to be, I'm just going to go over there and just keep doing that and see if I can, during this play, finally get rid of this fucking double cheeseburger that's just fucking hanging on me.

So anyway, I'm going to do some stand-up tonight. Oh, Billy's going to get out there. I got some new fucking bits. I got some new ideas. I got some shit that I want to do. I don't have any advertising, so I have to keep babbling. Usually this is right now when I want to just read like an ad. You know?

So anyway, I'm going to do some stand-up tonight. Oh, Billy's going to get out there. I got some new fucking bits. I got some new ideas. I got some shit that I want to do. I don't have any advertising, so I have to keep babbling. Usually this is right now when I want to just read like an ad. You know?

So anyway, I'm going to do some stand-up tonight. Oh, Billy's going to get out there. I got some new fucking bits. I got some new ideas. I got some shit that I want to do. I don't have any advertising, so I have to keep babbling. Usually this is right now when I want to just read like an ad. You know?

I got the New York Times, right? Because I'm a meathead. I'm always getting the Post or the Daily News, and I just flip it over and I read the sports section. Because the front section of the Post and the Daily News is just garbage. It's so politically slanted. It's literally like, what if CNN and Fox News had a fucking paper, right? So I'm not reading that shit, right?

I got the New York Times, right? Because I'm a meathead. I'm always getting the Post or the Daily News, and I just flip it over and I read the sports section. Because the front section of the Post and the Daily News is just garbage. It's so politically slanted. It's literally like, what if CNN and Fox News had a fucking paper, right? So I'm not reading that shit, right?

I got the New York Times, right? Because I'm a meathead. I'm always getting the Post or the Daily News, and I just flip it over and I read the sports section. Because the front section of the Post and the Daily News is just garbage. It's so politically slanted. It's literally like, what if CNN and Fox News had a fucking paper, right? So I'm not reading that shit, right?

And I know you go, oh, fucking lefty liberal. I get it. I get New York Times is lefty liberal. But there's also information that I wasn't... That is going on in the world that I wasn't aware of. Shout out to the people of South Korea that stopped that dude from he was going to try to impose martial law and he was going to arrest his opponent. In the race or something like that.

And I know you go, oh, fucking lefty liberal. I get it. I get New York Times is lefty liberal. But there's also information that I wasn't... That is going on in the world that I wasn't aware of. Shout out to the people of South Korea that stopped that dude from he was going to try to impose martial law and he was going to arrest his opponent. In the race or something like that.

And I know you go, oh, fucking lefty liberal. I get it. I get New York Times is lefty liberal. But there's also information that I wasn't... That is going on in the world that I wasn't aware of. Shout out to the people of South Korea that stopped that dude from he was going to try to impose martial law and he was going to arrest his opponent. In the race or something like that.

And the opponent pleaded to the people to come down there. He almost. And this fucking guy that wanted martial law. He almost did it. And all he needed was like a hundred troops. And they almost came in and did it. But they were able to stop it. And now the dude who tried to have martial law. He got fucking arrested. You know. It was like an episode of Batman. Way back in the day.

And the opponent pleaded to the people to come down there. He almost. And this fucking guy that wanted martial law. He almost did it. And all he needed was like a hundred troops. And they almost came in and did it. But they were able to stop it. And now the dude who tried to have martial law. He got fucking arrested. You know. It was like an episode of Batman. Way back in the day.

And the opponent pleaded to the people to come down there. He almost. And this fucking guy that wanted martial law. He almost did it. And all he needed was like a hundred troops. And they almost came in and did it. But they were able to stop it. And now the dude who tried to have martial law. He got fucking arrested. You know. It was like an episode of Batman. Way back in the day.

where, you know, the Joker, the Riddler or whatever, the penguin, they would start out and they would, would have control of Gotham. And then by the end of the episode, whatever they had hatched, um, ended up backfiring on them. So that's good to see. It's good to see people saying, we don't want this getting together and stopping something.

where, you know, the Joker, the Riddler or whatever, the penguin, they would start out and they would, would have control of Gotham. And then by the end of the episode, whatever they had hatched, um, ended up backfiring on them. So that's good to see. It's good to see people saying, we don't want this getting together and stopping something.

where, you know, the Joker, the Riddler or whatever, the penguin, they would start out and they would, would have control of Gotham. And then by the end of the episode, whatever they had hatched, um, ended up backfiring on them. So that's good to see. It's good to see people saying, we don't want this getting together and stopping something.

It's nice to see that, that, uh, that that can still happen. Um, Because I've kind of had this epiphany where if you listen to any politicians, if you watch any of the 24-hour news networks or if you go on social media, it's like these people are all screaming like their heads are on fire. But then you walk out of the house and everybody's like, chill. Like, hey, man, how's it going?

It's nice to see that, that, uh, that that can still happen. Um, Because I've kind of had this epiphany where if you listen to any politicians, if you watch any of the 24-hour news networks or if you go on social media, it's like these people are all screaming like their heads are on fire. But then you walk out of the house and everybody's like, chill. Like, hey, man, how's it going?

It's nice to see that, that, uh, that that can still happen. Um, Because I've kind of had this epiphany where if you listen to any politicians, if you watch any of the 24-hour news networks or if you go on social media, it's like these people are all screaming like their heads are on fire. But then you walk out of the house and everybody's like, chill. Like, hey, man, how's it going?

Yeah, it's going pretty good. You think it's going to rain today? Hey, no, I don't know.