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Bill Burr

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Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

You should let me fucking know. So many weirdos out there. Too many weirdos. So anyways, what have I been up to? I've been watching a little bit of the March Madness. As much as I can, you know, having the kiddo around. I watched Duke, you know, win their first round. I don't know. I'm assuming they won the second round or I would have. I'm assuming that they're in the fucking Sweet 16.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

You should let me fucking know. So many weirdos out there. Too many weirdos. So anyways, what have I been up to? I've been watching a little bit of the March Madness. As much as I can, you know, having the kiddo around. I watched Duke, you know, win their first round. I don't know. I'm assuming they won the second round or I would have. I'm assuming that they're in the fucking Sweet 16.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

My internet sucks. Right now, the Internet is such a fucking I went, I spent all this fucking money. I was just like, dude, you give me fucking the Internet that Jesus would have. And they said, all right, it's going to be nine million bucks. I said, I'll write that fucking check. You you fucking criminal. And they said, fine. And I had the best Internet for about six months.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

My internet sucks. Right now, the Internet is such a fucking I went, I spent all this fucking money. I was just like, dude, you give me fucking the Internet that Jesus would have. And they said, all right, it's going to be nine million bucks. I said, I'll write that fucking check. You you fucking criminal. And they said, fine. And I had the best Internet for about six months.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

My internet sucks. Right now, the Internet is such a fucking I went, I spent all this fucking money. I was just like, dude, you give me fucking the Internet that Jesus would have. And they said, all right, it's going to be nine million bucks. I said, I'll write that fucking check. You you fucking criminal. And they said, fine. And I had the best Internet for about six months.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And then slowly it just starts sucking again. And what it is is I think they just turn the juice up on your house. whoever's paying the most for it, and then the next guy gets bumped back, and then he's like, hey, what the fuck happened to my good internet?

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And then slowly it just starts sucking again. And what it is is I think they just turn the juice up on your house. whoever's paying the most for it, and then the next guy gets bumped back, and then he's like, hey, what the fuck happened to my good internet?

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And then slowly it just starts sucking again. And what it is is I think they just turn the juice up on your house. whoever's paying the most for it, and then the next guy gets bumped back, and then he's like, hey, what the fuck happened to my good internet?

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

Well, you know, we upgraded, blah, blah, then he plays, whoever pays more than me, see, I haven't gone back to them in, like, two years, and now, like, I can't even get, I get internet in, like, two rooms in my house, and the rest of it sucks. Let's see if I can look this up. March, madness, uh, There we go. Here we go. Here we go. CBS Sports. What's going on? Come on.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

Well, you know, we upgraded, blah, blah, then he plays, whoever pays more than me, see, I haven't gone back to them in, like, two years, and now, like, I can't even get, I get internet in, like, two rooms in my house, and the rest of it sucks. Let's see if I can look this up. March, madness, uh, There we go. Here we go. Here we go. CBS Sports. What's going on? Come on.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

Well, you know, we upgraded, blah, blah, then he plays, whoever pays more than me, see, I haven't gone back to them in, like, two years, and now, like, I can't even get, I get internet in, like, two rooms in my house, and the rest of it sucks. Let's see if I can look this up. March, madness, uh, There we go. Here we go. Here we go. CBS Sports. What's going on? Come on.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

This is like you're rooting for the slowest horse ever. Now, come on. Load. Oh, my God. It worked. And it worked. March Madness 2017 live tournament scores update. Baba Baba Baba. Where's the fucking bracket? Kansas is the team we expected. I love Kansas. I love I've always I don't know why I've always loved Kansas. I like Duke, UCLA.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

This is like you're rooting for the slowest horse ever. Now, come on. Load. Oh, my God. It worked. And it worked. March Madness 2017 live tournament scores update. Baba Baba Baba. Where's the fucking bracket? Kansas is the team we expected. I love Kansas. I love I've always I don't know why I've always loved Kansas. I like Duke, UCLA.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

This is like you're rooting for the slowest horse ever. Now, come on. Load. Oh, my God. It worked. And it worked. March Madness 2017 live tournament scores update. Baba Baba Baba. Where's the fucking bracket? Kansas is the team we expected. I love Kansas. I love I've always I don't know why I've always loved Kansas. I like Duke, UCLA.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

It's fucking fun to see them just because they're such a legendary franchise. Syracuse exchange plan plans to extend Boheim. I don't see I mean, how to watch Duke versus Carolina. What? The number two Blue Devils will take on numbers on the number seven. Oh, South Carolina, not North Carolina. When the fuck are they doing that? All the Duke games get taped.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

It's fucking fun to see them just because they're such a legendary franchise. Syracuse exchange plan plans to extend Boheim. I don't see I mean, how to watch Duke versus Carolina. What? The number two Blue Devils will take on numbers on the number seven. Oh, South Carolina, not North Carolina. When the fuck are they doing that? All the Duke games get taped.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

It's fucking fun to see them just because they're such a legendary franchise. Syracuse exchange plan plans to extend Boheim. I don't see I mean, how to watch Duke versus Carolina. What? The number two Blue Devils will take on numbers on the number seven. Oh, South Carolina, not North Carolina. When the fuck are they doing that? All the Duke games get taped.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

But next year, I think I'm going to add to my sports package. And I want to watch as many of the Duke games in Kansas. I don't know why. I've always loved Kansas. And Duke I got into because I got a couple friends that went there. And then I went to a game. And they treated us great. So it's over. I got to call in Coach K's show. It's over. Wait a second. Did they lose? End of the second half.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

But next year, I think I'm going to add to my sports package. And I want to watch as many of the Duke games in Kansas. I don't know why. I've always loved Kansas. And Duke I got into because I got a couple friends that went there. And then I went to a game. And they treated us great. So it's over. I got to call in Coach K's show. It's over. Wait a second. Did they lose? End of the second half.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

But next year, I think I'm going to add to my sports package. And I want to watch as many of the Duke games in Kansas. I don't know why. I've always loved Kansas. And Duke I got into because I got a couple friends that went there. And then I went to a game. And they treated us great. So it's over. I got to call in Coach K's show. It's over. Wait a second. Did they lose? End of the second half.