Bill Burr

Things are great between us and she's awesome.

We're both single parents of four-year-olds.

Are both in school and both work decent jobs.

All right.

I have to ask you this before we go any further.

At night, do you dress up like a black woman?

I'm just, you know, this is too many coincidences.

Is this like some fucking psycho shit where you're Norman and you're your mother?

No?

All right, I'll continue.

She's a great mother, a very sweet, encouraging, beautiful woman who keeps herself in great shape and is working on her doctorate in nursing.

The total package.

The only problem is her family.

She's a black woman, and I'm the first white guy she's been with.

My daughter is mixed, and I'm used to dating interracially, and my parents and brothers love her.

But with her family, her brothers and dad just don't like me.

They barely speak to me, even though we have a lot of the same interests in sports, music, etc.

This sounds like a like a fucking Ice Cube movie.

Her mother, grandmother and sister love me and we get along great.

But I plan on marrying her and would like a good relationship with the brothers and her dad.