Bill Clinton

I don't follow the crazy conspiracies.

stories that are online.

I regret that anybody does.

I find it quite sad, but also disturbing that people would believe some of what is put forth like Pizzagate.

So I have taken no steps to review anything that might have any connection to something which I think is totally bogus.

You see, he's trying to avoid jury duty.

Yes, you heard right.

Sal's been called.

And I read the whole thing, and I said, oh, my God, how could he go?

He's a cat.

Anna thinks she knows the source of the mix-up.

Sal really is a member of the family, so on the last census form, she listed him under pets.

So I just wrote Sal Esposito, scratched out the dog, and wrote cat.

Sal can't use the computer, so Anna filed for his disqualification of service.

Request denied.

I said, well, mommy's in a lot of trouble now.

he knows right and wrong but justice should not rest in his paws sound service date here at suffolk superior court is set for march 23rd anna says if this mess isn't cleared up by then she'll simply have to bring the cat to court in boston janet wu all right pet owners need to be stopped at some point this is absolutely ridiculous

Where?

Get out of the house!

Raccoon is eating out of the dog bowl.