Bill Curtis

From NPR and Easy Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Take a Michigander at this hunk of man. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Fox Theater in Detroit, Michigan, Peter Segal. Thank you, Bill. Thanks, everybody.

Man, Hollywood's full of it, man. Really? Do you realize the number of years I've pitched sexy Christmas movies? But no, they did not want How the Milf Stole Christmas. They did not want Sex, Actually. Yeah. They did not want Babes in Toyland, same title, different plot. Right.

Man, Hollywood's full of it, man. Really? Do you realize the number of years I've pitched sexy Christmas movies? But no, they did not want How the Milf Stole Christmas. They did not want Sex, Actually. Yeah. They did not want Babes in Toyland, same title, different plot. Right.

Man, Hollywood's full of it, man. Really? Do you realize the number of years I've pitched sexy Christmas movies? But no, they did not want How the Milf Stole Christmas. They did not want Sex, Actually. Yeah. They did not want Babes in Toyland, same title, different plot. Right.

Right now, I'm waiting for him to name George Santos.

Right now, I'm waiting for him to name George Santos.

Right now, I'm waiting for him to name George Santos.

If a caricature artist drew a picture of Matt Gaetz, it would just look like Matt Gaetz. That really is true.

If a caricature artist drew a picture of Matt Gaetz, it would just look like Matt Gaetz. That really is true.

If a caricature artist drew a picture of Matt Gaetz, it would just look like Matt Gaetz. That really is true.

He was against vaccines before the worms ate his brains. That's really true, yeah. How do you think it got the worm?

He was against vaccines before the worms ate his brains. That's really true, yeah. How do you think it got the worm?

He was against vaccines before the worms ate his brains. That's really true, yeah. How do you think it got the worm?

But he lucked three in. So, Charles, congratulations.

But he lucked three in. So, Charles, congratulations.

But he lucked three in. So, Charles, congratulations.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Um... Sunscreen. Using sunscreen. No. I've never used sunscreen, I'll be honest with you. It did feel a little racist when you said that, yeah. Yeah, it felt weird. Bathing.