Bill Curtis

Scientists are cowards. I know, but they brought back the dire wolf because of Game of Thrones, which featured dire wolves rather prominently, made them famous. Guys, that show also had dragons in it. What are we thinking?

The one buff guy? I mean, I'm not sure, but I do not believe Jason Momoa is extinct yet.

The one buff guy? I mean, I'm not sure, but I do not believe Jason Momoa is extinct yet.

The one buff guy? I mean, I'm not sure, but I do not believe Jason Momoa is extinct yet.

Okay. All right, Jen. Your last quote is from the New York Post. They're not looking for love. They're looking to file. The Post was writing about a new survey that suggests one in three singles have used a dating app to find someone to help them do what? Someone to file an accountant? Yes! They're looking for someone to help with their taxes on the dating apps.

Okay. All right, Jen. Your last quote is from the New York Post. They're not looking for love. They're looking to file. The Post was writing about a new survey that suggests one in three singles have used a dating app to find someone to help them do what? Someone to file an accountant? Yes! They're looking for someone to help with their taxes on the dating apps.

Okay. All right, Jen. Your last quote is from the New York Post. They're not looking for love. They're looking to file. The Post was writing about a new survey that suggests one in three singles have used a dating app to find someone to help them do what? Someone to file an accountant? Yes! They're looking for someone to help with their taxes on the dating apps.

Young people are flocking to the apps seeking not love, but the opposite of love, an accountant. And if you happen to be an accountant or tax expert and your hinge date just showed up with a shoebox full of receipts, she may not want you for your body. Ooh, you look so taxi.

Young people are flocking to the apps seeking not love, but the opposite of love, an accountant. And if you happen to be an accountant or tax expert and your hinge date just showed up with a shoebox full of receipts, she may not want you for your body. Ooh, you look so taxi.

Young people are flocking to the apps seeking not love, but the opposite of love, an accountant. And if you happen to be an accountant or tax expert and your hinge date just showed up with a shoebox full of receipts, she may not want you for your body. Ooh, you look so taxi.

This information, the survey was from the dating app Hilly, which asked more than 2,000 users if they would look for a date who could help with their taxes. A third of them said yes. Also, another third, I guess not the same third, said they find people who do their own taxes sexier. than people who hire an accountant, right? It's a little bit of a contradiction.

This information, the survey was from the dating app Hilly, which asked more than 2,000 users if they would look for a date who could help with their taxes. A third of them said yes. Also, another third, I guess not the same third, said they find people who do their own taxes sexier. than people who hire an accountant, right? It's a little bit of a contradiction.

This information, the survey was from the dating app Hilly, which asked more than 2,000 users if they would look for a date who could help with their taxes. A third of them said yes. Also, another third, I guess not the same third, said they find people who do their own taxes sexier. than people who hire an accountant, right? It's a little bit of a contradiction.

So if you're on a date this weekend, the right thing to say is, well, I do my own taxes, of course, and I'd be happy to do yours, but you're too beautiful to need that.

So if you're on a date this weekend, the right thing to say is, well, I do my own taxes, of course, and I'd be happy to do yours, but you're too beautiful to need that.

So if you're on a date this weekend, the right thing to say is, well, I do my own taxes, of course, and I'd be happy to do yours, but you're too beautiful to need that.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I know that bad boys have always had an appeal to women. But you're telling me that a bad boy is someone who does his own taxes and might not have all the receipts?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I know that bad boys have always had an appeal to women. But you're telling me that a bad boy is someone who does his own taxes and might not have all the receipts?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I know that bad boys have always had an appeal to women. But you're telling me that a bad boy is someone who does his own taxes and might not have all the receipts?

Yes.