Bill Curtis

Tickets and info are at nprpresents.org. Hi, everyone. Wait, wait, don't tell me. Hi, this is Lori Riccio from Providence, Rhode Island. Hey, Lori Riccio from Providence. Hi, Peter. I love Providence. It's an Italian town going way back. Are you like one of those long-term Providence Italian families?

Tickets and info are at nprpresents.org. Hi, everyone. Wait, wait, don't tell me. Hi, this is Lori Riccio from Providence, Rhode Island. Hey, Lori Riccio from Providence. Hi, Peter. I love Providence. It's an Italian town going way back. Are you like one of those long-term Providence Italian families?

Westerly Rhode Island and Providence are four miles apart. You could walk from one to the other.

Westerly Rhode Island and Providence are four miles apart. You could walk from one to the other.

Westerly Rhode Island and Providence are four miles apart. You could walk from one to the other.

Well, welcome to the show, Lori. Bill Curtis is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly into the limericks, you'll be a winner. You ready to play? Yep. Here is your first limerick.

Well, welcome to the show, Lori. Bill Curtis is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly into the limericks, you'll be a winner. You ready to play? Yep. Here is your first limerick.

Well, welcome to the show, Lori. Bill Curtis is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly into the limericks, you'll be a winner. You ready to play? Yep. Here is your first limerick.

Oh, I can't, I don't know. Big striped cats might be a bit of a clue.

Oh, I can't, I don't know. Big striped cats might be a bit of a clue.

Oh, I can't, I don't know. Big striped cats might be a bit of a clue.

When officials came to seize a Nevada man's unauthorized big cat collection, the man claimed that all seven of his tigers were service animals. He was arrested. The tigers were taken to an animal sanctuary, which is kind of a shame because I would have loved first to see him try to get on a plane with seven tigers, each of them wearing an enormous, don't pet me, I'm working vest.

When officials came to seize a Nevada man's unauthorized big cat collection, the man claimed that all seven of his tigers were service animals. He was arrested. The tigers were taken to an animal sanctuary, which is kind of a shame because I would have loved first to see him try to get on a plane with seven tigers, each of them wearing an enormous, don't pet me, I'm working vest.

When officials came to seize a Nevada man's unauthorized big cat collection, the man claimed that all seven of his tigers were service animals. He was arrested. The tigers were taken to an animal sanctuary, which is kind of a shame because I would have loved first to see him try to get on a plane with seven tigers, each of them wearing an enormous, don't pet me, I'm working vest.

This is true.

This is true.

This is true.

He claimed that his seven grown tigers helped him with his PTSD, which I assume stands for Petting Tiger Stress Disorder. LAUGHTER

He claimed that his seven grown tigers helped him with his PTSD, which I assume stands for Petting Tiger Stress Disorder. LAUGHTER

He claimed that his seven grown tigers helped him with his PTSD, which I assume stands for Petting Tiger Stress Disorder. LAUGHTER