Bill Kates as Boris

I heard that freak kept you in a dog cage for almost a year.

Eight other victims in front of you.

And you're telling me you never got a good look at them?

Is it true you were injected with... Stop talking.

They also mentioned your thermos habit.

That you drink weird shit from it and can't go anywhere without it.

Now, I'm no Sherlock, but I don't smell coffee or tea breath on you.

That it's everything from liquid G to cat piss.

I won't tell you what I got my money on.

Yeah, that you're a savant.

But that ain't a rumor.

Technically, it is a cadaver.

In truth, it's food you'd find stuck in Jaws' teeth.

Here you go.

Take some menthol.

Okay, per the coroner's chart, we got...

A dismembered, but mostly untouched torso, with part of a scapula and humerus of what was the left arm, completely drained of blood, just like the last four.

Text ran a profile in the teeth, not one DNA hit in the system.

With this, you're looking at... Who mutilated all those cows in the middle of nowhere, E.T.

or Bigfoot?