Bill Maher

This dumbass right here has a special about his low sperm count, and it's on Netflix.

I found my oldest fan via Facebook.

And when I asked for his address, he actually sent me the address of a care home.

So I'm actually here with him and his friends.

And I'm going to show them a good time.

Okay.

I'm going to say that book title is a lot funnier when you see it because it's supposed to mock clickbait.

Okay, I know.

But I've had book titles that went right over the heads of a lot of the audience.

Right.

Exactly.

I thought I would bring it to the book world.

Right.

But I had a new rules book out about 15 years ago, and the subtitle was Polite Musings from a Timid Observer, which I thought was hysterically funny, but every disc jockey in America did not get it.

They just took it.

I was like, okay, no, that was understatement, and it's supposed to be satire, but never mind.

Stay with me.

I'll just do a straight title next time.

There was one out in 2005 and I think 2010.

Of course, New Rules books, I call them toilet books because you can read them on the toilet.