Bill Maher
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Podcast Appearances
So you say you weren't a full-time smoker at 10, just when you were drinking?
Well, let me tell you something.
And where did this chip on your shoulder come from?
My melancholy.
What does that mean?
What do you mean, what does that mean?
You say it like we all know, a Mellencamp, famously in history, are people who are pricks.
No, what does that mean, you're a Mellencamp?
What kind of ethnic name is that anyway?
German.
German, of course.
Yeah.
So you're saying you're warlike and mean, like Germans.
Germans really aren't, except with a couple other times.
But, you know, come on, anybody could have a bad decade.
But I feel that story is very telling because I hear people say this all the time.
It's a big flex that you don't fuck with me or some guy, whatever we're talking about.
You don't fuck with, like, okay, that's the ultimate great person.
You don't fuck with them.
But I feel like in life, actual everyday life, people generally don't fuck with you.