Bill Maher

That's when... And yet, someone very famously said, hang on to 16 for as long as you can.

Somebody.

I don't remember who, but it was a very, very famous line, and it always resonated with me.

Oh, yeah.

Staying young at heart.

Oh, I've worked hard at it, and I think I've succeeded.

Good.

It takes a lot of work.

Yeah.

First of all, you can't get married.

You can't have kids.

Well, maybe you get married a bunch of times.

I've been married three times.

That's true, I guess.

But I feel like marriage and kids, you're saying life has these moments in the passageway, moments in the path down life.

And once you cross that, I'm not against it or putting it down in any way, but you are definitely saying, okay, now I'm not in this phase of my life anymore.

And then when you have kids, it's like,

Well, I'm actually trading this life sort of in a way for their life that's all noble and everything.

I'm just saying my choice was I'm never going to go to step two because I really like step one.

What about it?