Bill Maher
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Time is so much, even if I had, first of all, $500,000,
It's not $500,000 to me.
The government takes half right off the top, manager, agent.
Now, I'm not saying that coming away with $300,000 or 200, whatever it is, isn't still great.
But does it change my life?
No, because I don't live an extravagant life.
I don't have kids.
I don't have alimony.
I don't have the things that people, I mean, my mortgage is paid off.
I don't have houses all around the world.
I don't collect cars and motorcycles and jewelry and stupid shit and hookers and heroin and cocaine.
None of that shit.
My tastes are simple.
So like you can't buy one day, no matter where you are, what you are offering, you just can't.
The price is 10 billion.
Okay.
Let me amend that right away.
I will do it for you.
But, you know, I mean, I read about these stars who are worth billions, like Beyonce, like do these private gigs.
And I'm like, really?