Bill Murray

Mustang? Taurus. Taurus. Now, there's a story. Now, it could be apocryphal. Okay. That the Ford Taurus. You never heard this one? No. I thought you were like this guy. Taurus is a piece of shit. I don't care about Tauruses. Well, the Taurus, yeah. The Taurus is like, it's not the most beautiful car in the world. But it was a huge seller for Ford. They sold a lot of them.

Mustang? Taurus. Taurus. Now, there's a story. Now, it could be apocryphal. Okay. That the Ford Taurus. You never heard this one? No. I thought you were like this guy. Taurus is a piece of shit. I don't care about Tauruses. Well, the Taurus, yeah. The Taurus is like, it's not the most beautiful car in the world. But it was a huge seller for Ford. They sold a lot of them.

And the story is that these guys at Ford designed a car and they took... the rear quarter panel from this automobile, the fender from this, the back fender from this, the rear windows from this, and just did a composite of all these different cars. And the car was, this car is bullshit. And we'll call it the Taurus. And they presented it to Ford, who went, we love it.

And the story is that these guys at Ford designed a car and they took... the rear quarter panel from this automobile, the fender from this, the back fender from this, the rear windows from this, and just did a composite of all these different cars. And the car was, this car is bullshit. And we'll call it the Taurus. And they presented it to Ford, who went, we love it.

And the story is that these guys at Ford designed a car and they took... the rear quarter panel from this automobile, the fender from this, the back fender from this, the rear windows from this, and just did a composite of all these different cars. And the car was, this car is bullshit. And we'll call it the Taurus. And they presented it to Ford, who went, we love it.

And then proceeded to sell hundreds of thousands of them. And this is a story, like... Where's your phone calls here? Hey, caller number one, you heard about this? No one's ever heard this story? You've never heard this one?

And then proceeded to sell hundreds of thousands of them. And this is a story, like... Where's your phone calls here? Hey, caller number one, you heard about this? No one's ever heard this story? You've never heard this one?

And then proceeded to sell hundreds of thousands of them. And this is a story, like... Where's your phone calls here? Hey, caller number one, you heard about this? No one's ever heard this story? You've never heard this one?

But I believe it. It makes sense. You can believe it if you look at the cars that are built now, that they are absolutely like, look at that damn Volvo. It looks exactly like a three-year-ago Mercedes or something like that. They just really just steal.

But I believe it. It makes sense. You can believe it if you look at the cars that are built now, that they are absolutely like, look at that damn Volvo. It looks exactly like a three-year-ago Mercedes or something like that. They just really just steal.

But I believe it. It makes sense. You can believe it if you look at the cars that are built now, that they are absolutely like, look at that damn Volvo. It looks exactly like a three-year-ago Mercedes or something like that. They just really just steal.

I wish I'd bought a Shelby back when I first had a paycheck. Oh, yeah. They're such beautiful cars. Look at that. Come on. Well, that kind of funny when I first look at it, it looks a little Chevy to me. It does a little bit. It could be like a Camaro. I mean, look at that. That looks like Chevy.

I wish I'd bought a Shelby back when I first had a paycheck. Oh, yeah. They're such beautiful cars. Look at that. Come on. Well, that kind of funny when I first look at it, it looks a little Chevy to me. It does a little bit. It could be like a Camaro. I mean, look at that. That looks like Chevy.

I wish I'd bought a Shelby back when I first had a paycheck. Oh, yeah. They're such beautiful cars. Look at that. Come on. Well, that kind of funny when I first look at it, it looks a little Chevy to me. It does a little bit. It could be like a Camaro. I mean, look at that. That looks like Chevy.

Well, you know, you could photograph either of us from a certain angle. No, no, I've seen that one in real life. That's a beautiful car.

Well, you know, you could photograph either of us from a certain angle. No, no, I've seen that one in real life. That's a beautiful car.

Well, you know, you could photograph either of us from a certain angle. No, no, I've seen that one in real life. That's a beautiful car.

That's better. Oh, and it sounds amazing. But I'd hate to hit anything with that thing. In what way? I would hate to bump into anything. It looks like I'd have to get the car back for six weeks.

That's better. Oh, and it sounds amazing. But I'd hate to hit anything with that thing. In what way? I would hate to bump into anything. It looks like I'd have to get the car back for six weeks.

That's better. Oh, and it sounds amazing. But I'd hate to hit anything with that thing. In what way? I would hate to bump into anything. It looks like I'd have to get the car back for six weeks.