Bill O'Reilly

thus not having to use an internal combustion engine.

Dawson, you drive a big truck.

Should we suspend gravity so that you can swim to work like a cartoon when a dog would smell a pork chop and just float toward it?

I like to set goals that are way out there because we're dreamers.

We lead the nation in dreaming.

We are going to end gravity.

Yes, we're delusional.

Right.

It is a New Year's resolution style of governing.

It lasts until about January 15th.

Well, also, they can't pull it off because they're too dumb to pull it off.

You know, Rick Caruso could tell.

Look, if Elon Musk said, I'm building a bullet train, I'd go, good, we're going to get a bullet train.

Yeah, let's go.

If Gavin Newsom says, I'm building a bullet train, we're going to get a donkey with three legs.

Right.

Well, speaking of which, that's our next news story here.

Gavin Newsom was roasted for bizarrely comparing himself to the main character from the movie American Psycho.

That's right.

In a post on X Monday night, Newsom showed a split screen shot of his face side by side with actor Christian Bale from his portrayal of the serial killer in the 2000 Bret Easton Ellis adaptation.