Bill Simmons

You forgot players actually tried in the All-Star game.

That's a good one.

You forgot Philly got to duck the tax from Paul George but did it by trading a guy all the Philly fans loved and enraged them.

You forgot about the prediction market discourse and Giannis somehow owning a piece of calci.

You didn't mention the Pacers going from game seven of the finals to potentially having the worst team.

You didn't mention the 65 game rule, the Pistons Hornets brawl in Westbrook versus the media, which has been one of the weirdest things.

And then he closes by saying, I now want to see the Simmons carpool become an annual event with your favorite underappreciated draft rookie.

So maybe I get in the car with Acuff next year.

He comes to do a pod and I just drive him back to his hotel.

You know, when Jacoby and I, when we were first year at Grantland,

And we pitched them this whole idea for, I've talked about this before, podcasts and cars.

And we were talking to like some SUV and doing the whole thing.

And it was like too complicated.

And then like, I don't know, a year or two later, the court did that carpool karaoke thing.

And we were like, fine.

We had the idea.

I was just going to be driving around in an SUV doing pods.

We had it.

ESPN screwed it up.

Like they screwed up everything when we were at Greenland.