Bill Simmons

So I think that fucks the team up.

No, but Jalen's going to be on the team.

So then Rick Brunson has to be an assistant coach.

He also suggested the coach would be the one and only Jalen Rose, which I fully support.

We saw his work in the 2014 celebrity game.

Uh, two more.

Tim writes it's 2035.

You moved back to Boston because crunch cross country flights are suddenly a whole thing on the body.

I don't even know what that means.

House is nearby recovery from his second major heart attack.

That's not nice.

I'm just reading the email.

Sports podcasts are mostly robot clones trained on your voice.

You're getting old, but you have slightly enough fastball left to revise the final edition of the book of basketball.

Meanwhile, the Spurs have stacked two more titles in the 2020s, another two in the first half of the 2030s.

Can they get to six titles?

Blah, blah, blah.

San Antonio will have won at least one title in five straight decades.

Would that make the Spurs the best franchise ever?

Or are Celtic fans still grading on a curve from the Eisenhower administration?