Bill Simmons

Every afternoon, I have a Trenta iced coffee.

Well, that's true.

And they add an espresso shot to it.

And I'm able to do podcasts for three hours at a time.

Please try coffee.

If I could do it over again, I would have started Ben at 16.

That's my question.

You're 16.

You can drive.

I have to introduce the coffee.

The other day, we went to see my mom on Saturday and we were driving back and Ben's like, looks at me and goes, Starbucks drive-thru?

I almost started sobbing tears of joy.

I was like, this is, I've never felt closer to you in 18 years.

No, it was like putting gas in your car.

Because on the Zodiac pod, I said one of the most 1970s thing about the movie is somebody comes over to somebody's house and the cop has to wake up and his wife goes, let me make some Folgers.

And I said, that's the most 1970s thing that instead of saying coffee, she said Folgers.

And then I got some emails from people like, you're a snob.

They still make Folgers.

Yeah.

And I personally don't drink Folgers because I'm a coffee snob.