Bill Simmons
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My head hurts.
Like I kind of know what my engine is.
Do you guys feel that way with coffee?
Everyone's like, we got to legalize this.
I gave up sugar in my coffee right after Christmas and I missed it for two days.
Now I don't miss it at all.
If anything, it makes me taste the coffee even better.
I know, I know.
House is like, he's blacker than black with the coffee.
Yeah, I don't put anything in it.
He pours tar in his coffee to make it blacker.
If I was Tom Hanks in Castaway...
the coffee thing would be a top three thing I'd be the most upset about on the island.
Like no humans, not knowing what sports is going on or with any of my family's alive.
And then what the fuck am I going to do about coffee?
Is there, can I find a cocoa bean on this island?
Other people would have been looking for food.
I'd be walking around like, is there coffee?
Wait, does that look like I could grind that?
With some rocks?