Bill Simmons

That guy, Helani.

Yeah.

I watch football every week.

I'm not positive I ever remember seeing him.

I'm sure I did, but he certainly didn't jump out.

And then, you know, they have the Bobo and Barner and these dudes, but it's one of those offenses that you never feel, you feel like they just shut down the one guy and you'll be fine.

And then somehow Darwin's a 346.

They also have an awesome punter.

who I thought had a couple of big ones and was single-handedly responsible for that guy muffing the punt.

That thing just kept carrying and carrying and carrying backwards.

And he finally like just, he like tripped.

You have, when you fall, you just have to basically spasm forward and try to avoid it.

You know what's funny?

When I watch football, I'm always thinking of all the things like you and I couldn't do when you watch these games, right?

Or like how many times we would just be knocked out or how much certain hits could hurt.

Like today, Romandre in the first game was running and he was pushing the pile and it kind of stopped.

And then Hufanga came flying in from behind and just like nailed him in the back.

I was like, I would still be down.

Like they would have, I would be, pieces of me would be going on three different cards.

And you watch this stuff and you're constantly marveling.