Bill Simmons

Jalen Suggs, Jalen Green, Jalen Smith, Jalen Williams, Jalen Wilson, Jalen Wells.

So Jalen Brunson, Jalen Williams, Jalen Brown, Jalen Johnson, Jalen Duren.

That's a pretty good team.

I don't know if they win the title, but I think that's like a conference finals team.

Johnson averages 10 a game.

I was going to say it.

The only problem is with Jalen Brunson brings Rick Brunson, I think, hypothetically.

So I think that fucks the team up.

No, but Jalen's going to be on the team.

So then Rick Brunson has to be an assistant coach.

He also suggested the coach would be the one and only Jalen Rose, which I fully support.

We saw his work in the 2014 celebrity game.

Uh, two more.

Tim writes it's 2035.

You moved back to Boston because crunch cross country flights are suddenly a whole thing on the body.

I don't even know what that means.

House is nearby recovery from his second major heart attack.

That's not nice.

I'm just reading the email.

Sports podcasts are mostly robot clones trained on your voice.