Bill Thompson

So there's what's called the autonomous region of Muslim Mindanao, which is the southern part from a place called Zamboanga down to Hulu or Holo Island.

And it's a funny joke because if you zoom into Zamboanga, which is... God, look how many islands there are in the Philippines.

I know.

Go down to the south there.

Go down right there.

Zoom right there on that island.

Now move to the southwest.

See that penis?

At the tip of that penis is called Zamboanga.

All of our combat operations, now if you zoom out a little bit more, and pan more south, and zoom out just a little bit more so the joke hits, all that sperm south of the tip of the Zamboanga city, there are terrorist operations in here.

Now if you go to that main island called Sulu,

There's Holo Island, that's where I was, on this tiny island out in the middle of nowhere, and on that, there's a mountain.

That's all the Philippines?

Well, no, I mean, this is all the Philippines down here, yeah.

Wow.

So this is called, there's a mountain in there, I think it was called Mount Tumatoc or something like that, on the eastern part of the island called Luke.

It's called Luke?

Yeah, so there's mountains.

There's a mountainous region there.

There are a bunch of terrorists up there.