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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

Hang out, drinking, having a good time the night before. My buddy Kenny, who was with us, he's an electrician and there was a light right above our campsite. And he's like, oh, let me just go in there and I'll disconnect it so it's not too bright here. Sure. Normal. We make it through the night. Next day, we all decide, all right, we're going to drive together. It was a little overwhelming.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

We get there. There's a lot of people. We walk in. You know how they have those photographers that snap everybody's pictures, try to sell you little souvenirs. The five of us, we get a group picture. We go around the park, ride a bunch of different roller coasters. And then we're like, all right, we're going to end the day on Millennium Force. We're waiting about a half hour or so.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

We get there. There's a lot of people. We walk in. You know how they have those photographers that snap everybody's pictures, try to sell you little souvenirs. The five of us, we get a group picture. We go around the park, ride a bunch of different roller coasters. And then we're like, all right, we're going to end the day on Millennium Force. We're waiting about a half hour or so.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

We get there. There's a lot of people. We walk in. You know how they have those photographers that snap everybody's pictures, try to sell you little souvenirs. The five of us, we get a group picture. We go around the park, ride a bunch of different roller coasters. And then we're like, all right, we're going to end the day on Millennium Force. We're waiting about a half hour or so.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

As we're boarding it, they have somebody on like a bullhorn like, all right, everybody ready to ride the biggest roller coaster in the world? Everybody's like, yeah, the fastest roller coaster in the world. Yeah, the tallest roller coaster. And then they're like, well, then you have to go to Japan because one just opened yesterday. That's two feet bigger, three miles an hour faster.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

As we're boarding it, they have somebody on like a bullhorn like, all right, everybody ready to ride the biggest roller coaster in the world? Everybody's like, yeah, the fastest roller coaster in the world. Yeah, the tallest roller coaster. And then they're like, well, then you have to go to Japan because one just opened yesterday. That's two feet bigger, three miles an hour faster.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

As we're boarding it, they have somebody on like a bullhorn like, all right, everybody ready to ride the biggest roller coaster in the world? Everybody's like, yeah, the fastest roller coaster in the world. Yeah, the tallest roller coaster. And then they're like, well, then you have to go to Japan because one just opened yesterday. That's two feet bigger, three miles an hour faster.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

Why would they tell you that?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

Why would they tell you that?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

Why would they tell you that?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

So everybody lets out this sigh, and then they send us right off.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

So everybody lets out this sigh, and then they send us right off.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

So everybody lets out this sigh, and then they send us right off.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

Basically. So it was fun. It was a great time. We leave, and we're driving back to the campsite. How far away is the campsite from Cedar Point? Ten minutes, if that. The caravan we were driving with the doors on both sides, they lock open, and it's hot. So we're like, oh, jeeps drive around with doors off all the time. Let's just lock these doors open and we'll drive.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

Basically. So it was fun. It was a great time. We leave, and we're driving back to the campsite. How far away is the campsite from Cedar Point? Ten minutes, if that. The caravan we were driving with the doors on both sides, they lock open, and it's hot. So we're like, oh, jeeps drive around with doors off all the time. Let's just lock these doors open and we'll drive.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

Basically. So it was fun. It was a great time. We leave, and we're driving back to the campsite. How far away is the campsite from Cedar Point? Ten minutes, if that. The caravan we were driving with the doors on both sides, they lock open, and it's hot. So we're like, oh, jeeps drive around with doors off all the time. Let's just lock these doors open and we'll drive.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

We hit a bunch of traffic and then I see a car wash and I'm like, oh, it's my aunt's car. Let's go get it washed before we hit the road tomorrow. And I pulled down the center turning lane of the road and a little Chevy Beretta turns right into us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

We hit a bunch of traffic and then I see a car wash and I'm like, oh, it's my aunt's car. Let's go get it washed before we hit the road tomorrow. And I pulled down the center turning lane of the road and a little Chevy Beretta turns right into us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

We hit a bunch of traffic and then I see a car wash and I'm like, oh, it's my aunt's car. Let's go get it washed before we hit the road tomorrow. And I pulled down the center turning lane of the road and a little Chevy Beretta turns right into us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Cedar Point

The passenger door open. My cousin sitting right next to that door. We ripped like the whole front end off his car. And the door goes flying off my aunt's van. Oh, boy. We come to a stop. The door sliding on the road behind us. Oh, boy. Cops show up. They know the other car's at fault because they turned into the turning lane without anything.