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I was always in trouble.
So they put bells on the front door, like sleigh bells on the front door.
So anytime you'd come in and out, it'd be like cling, cling, cling.
I mean, it sounded like a wind chime every time you walked through the door.
the kind they actually use in a symphony where you hear the Christmas and it has like big gigantic bells you know it's a real thing no and they were loud as shit and then they took my door off the hinges and then they nailed screwed my window shut but they didn't realize that when you screw a window shut you can unscrew the window shut laughing
And I had to go.
I was ready.
Listen, man, I had shit to do.
I was popular in high school, you know?
Yeah, you must have been.
I had places to go, people to see.
So one night I snuck out and I went out, partied, had fun, whatever.
Come back home, climb into bed.
Old Bill is in bed waiting on me.
I got my ass kicked.
It was fucked up.
No.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Yeah.