Bill

As we're boarding it, they have somebody on like a bullhorn like, all right, everybody ready to ride the biggest roller coaster in the world? Everybody's like, yeah, the fastest roller coaster in the world. Yeah, the tallest roller coaster. And then they're like, well, then you have to go to Japan because one just opened yesterday. That's two feet bigger, three miles an hour faster.

Why would they tell you that?

Why would they tell you that?

Why would they tell you that?

So everybody lets out this sigh, and then they send us right off.

So everybody lets out this sigh, and then they send us right off.

So everybody lets out this sigh, and then they send us right off.

Basically. So it was fun. It was a great time. We leave, and we're driving back to the campsite. How far away is the campsite from Cedar Point? Ten minutes, if that. The caravan we were driving with the doors on both sides, they lock open, and it's hot. So we're like, oh, jeeps drive around with doors off all the time. Let's just lock these doors open and we'll drive.

Basically. So it was fun. It was a great time. We leave, and we're driving back to the campsite. How far away is the campsite from Cedar Point? Ten minutes, if that. The caravan we were driving with the doors on both sides, they lock open, and it's hot. So we're like, oh, jeeps drive around with doors off all the time. Let's just lock these doors open and we'll drive.

Basically. So it was fun. It was a great time. We leave, and we're driving back to the campsite. How far away is the campsite from Cedar Point? Ten minutes, if that. The caravan we were driving with the doors on both sides, they lock open, and it's hot. So we're like, oh, jeeps drive around with doors off all the time. Let's just lock these doors open and we'll drive.

We hit a bunch of traffic and then I see a car wash and I'm like, oh, it's my aunt's car. Let's go get it washed before we hit the road tomorrow. And I pulled down the center turning lane of the road and a little Chevy Beretta turns right into us.

We hit a bunch of traffic and then I see a car wash and I'm like, oh, it's my aunt's car. Let's go get it washed before we hit the road tomorrow. And I pulled down the center turning lane of the road and a little Chevy Beretta turns right into us.

We hit a bunch of traffic and then I see a car wash and I'm like, oh, it's my aunt's car. Let's go get it washed before we hit the road tomorrow. And I pulled down the center turning lane of the road and a little Chevy Beretta turns right into us.

The passenger door open. My cousin sitting right next to that door. We ripped like the whole front end off his car. And the door goes flying off my aunt's van. Oh, boy. We come to a stop. The door sliding on the road behind us. Oh, boy. Cops show up. They know the other car's at fault because they turned into the turning lane without anything.

The passenger door open. My cousin sitting right next to that door. We ripped like the whole front end off his car. And the door goes flying off my aunt's van. Oh, boy. We come to a stop. The door sliding on the road behind us. Oh, boy. Cops show up. They know the other car's at fault because they turned into the turning lane without anything.

The passenger door open. My cousin sitting right next to that door. We ripped like the whole front end off his car. And the door goes flying off my aunt's van. Oh, boy. We come to a stop. The door sliding on the road behind us. Oh, boy. Cops show up. They know the other car's at fault because they turned into the turning lane without anything.

But they're like, we have a bunch of witnesses saying you were driving with your doors open. They write me a ticket. And I asked them, I'm like, can I at least get the car back to the campsite and try to get the door back on on our own? So they're like, yeah. So we throw the door in our new friend's Ford Explorer, go back to the campsite.

But they're like, we have a bunch of witnesses saying you were driving with your doors open. They write me a ticket. And I asked them, I'm like, can I at least get the car back to the campsite and try to get the door back on on our own? So they're like, yeah. So we throw the door in our new friend's Ford Explorer, go back to the campsite.

But they're like, we have a bunch of witnesses saying you were driving with your doors open. They write me a ticket. And I asked them, I'm like, can I at least get the car back to the campsite and try to get the door back on on our own? So they're like, yeah. So we throw the door in our new friend's Ford Explorer, go back to the campsite.

After an hour or two of wrestling, we get the door back on the van. It's all bent. The gaps in the door are huge. We duct tape the gaps on the door. We're like, all right, well, tomorrow we're going to drive 10 hours with it like this. Oh, my God. And that night it rained really hard. The campsite was right on Lake Erie. All the sites but ours flooded out.