Billie Eilish

I, I'm not even going to, I'm going to say bless her soul and I'm not going to put this woman and shout this woman out, but I was somewhere doing something and I was with this woman and she smelled exactly like the Horror Nights scent.

Wow.

And she kept like, I know this woman, right?

And she was leaning over.

I was sitting, she was leaning over and she was, you know, doing things.

And I was literally like, and because I'm me and I don't think really before I say things, I almost was like, you know, you smell exactly like the Halloween Horror Nights.

Like a rotting corpse.

But so, yeah, so like, and I was texting everyone else in the room, like, doesn't this bitch smell like the rotting corpse scent that they spray?

Wait, is this true?

Yeah, but like the first thing I notice is smell.

So if you stink once forever, that's how I will think of you.

Ooh, do you take baths?

You can't fit into a bath.

I am.

You're right.

I'm very short and I have an enormous bath and I can barely fit in the fucking bath.

Let's do it.

That's why I brought it up.

Because I cannot fit in my bathtub.

It's way too fucking big.