Billy

Cuervo.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

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Was ist da zu finden? Er hat einen bestimmten Standard. Wie ich es geschrieben habe. But you didn't.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

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And that was the joke. He should do a round table with all the people who wrote it for him and not even have Stigatz show up for it. That's a good idea. Just promote the book. I don't care.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

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He's going to sell out a church next week with Greg Cody.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

548.159

There are standards around here. You can't promise people we're giving them a cruise.

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Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

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You know what? Schultzy. I can't stand it. I will not allow, you can't stand what? That football trumps everything? Because what I'm going to get furious about is that it trumps everything so thoroughly that we were talking about Stugatz's book and Daniel Jones going to back up in Minnesota or maybe start, I don't know how they feel about St.

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Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

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Er hat drei Wow's von Stugatz. Das hat drei Wow's von dem mühsamen Autor nicht verdient. Der mühsam akklamierte Autor.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

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Und es ist George Hill.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

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Kannst du mir sagen, wie viele Wettbewerbe George Hill gewonnen hat und all die Zeiten, in denen er gewechselt wurde?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

686.387

Die Dozens von Zeiten, in denen er gewechselt wurde, ist eine Missing Piece, die tatsächlich resultiert hat, dass er die Missing Piece war. Warum gibst du uns den George Hill-Thema?

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Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

69.451

Look at David Sampson. He's got his reading glasses on. He is here to support and promote the best-selling author of much acclaimed Stugatz. You have your personal copy, Sampson. Were you recruited to write anything for the book?

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Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

695.573

Er hat Zero Rings. Zero rings. So the missing piece in zero places. George Hill, who we've been talking about for 15 years so much, so that he's just made his way into a Daniel Jones story. He became a contributor. That was Samaki Walker. Samson, can you tell me, play the music here, because I want to read something to Samson that is gloomy, but we've got happy music for it.

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Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

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Klimastat of the day, Stugatz. After the roof of Tropicana Field was ripped off last month by Hurricane Milton, the Tampa Bay Rays are playing next season at Steinbrenner Field, which has no roof. Major League Baseball announced on Tuesday that the Rays, in a first, will play 47 of their first 59 games at home. und 69 von ihren 103 auf der Straße, um die besten Wetterbedingungen zu optimieren.

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Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

764.46

Das ist der Code, um extreme Regen, Wärme und Stürme zu vermeiden. Von Juni bis September dieses Jahres hatte Tampa 52 Inch Regen, topf 1945 für die wetteste Regensaison auf dem Rekord. Project 2025 would cancel the weather forecast and Trump's pick for energy secretary is an oil industry CEO who says, quote, there is no climate crisis.

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Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

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Samson, the Rays have no shot to do anything this season in the American League East because they have no home and also because everybody in their division has more money than they.

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Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

857.159

Why is it a flying rat's ass? And why is it a rat's ass to begin with? I don't give a rat's ass to begin with. Why? I don't understand. Where does it originate?

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Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

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I couldn't believe before we started here, did you guys hear? And for all his sour takes, David Sampson hating Thanksgiving? Who hates Thanksgiving?

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Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

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Find out for me. Go find out for me, so I can recreate these, some of the names that were traded on Thanksgiving Day or around there by the Marlins. This should be a really fun Thanksgiving.

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Hour 1: Not Your Traditional Author (Feat. David Samson)

995.407

That's a hell of a trade, man.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

1028.627

Guy didn't even have a contract until like two months into the season.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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He's terrible.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Good luck with those Glass arms. Yeah, keep paying them away, losers.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

1059.324

Go on. I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying it's odd. Such a rough start.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

1071.887

You're good. Here's the thing. You guys get me comfortable to just start talking to you guys. It's just a bunch of us talking around each other. I'm just here comfortable just talking, just speculating.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

1084.069

and then i hear this sounder and i know exactly what's to come now the little the gaggle out there they're all gonna cut this up and they're gonna put this out there and then a bob costas of sorts is gonna get mad at me and then someone else is gonna the dolphins fans are all gonna be and it's just we're just talking sports we're just sitting here around this fireplace thanksgiving week talking sports and no one wants to talk sports no one wants to be real we're just talking

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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This isn't for the public. This isn't for the masses. I didn't want Blake Snell in the Marlins. I'm glad that they didn't get him. Also, I don't want Juan Soto, if I'm going to be honest with you. Too much. It's too much of a thing. Too much expectations. It's too big of a deal. Too much money. Not going to be worth it. Marlins don't need a Juan Soto. They don't need a Blake Snell type.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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We don't need that. We need grinders on this team. We need Jake Burgers. We need more Jake Burgers. Find me a team of a bunch of Jake Burgers. Is that a real person? No. We did this yesterday with Baker.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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No, that'd be a good team. Good team of grinders. Good man, too. Family man. He's been on this show. Not on the day I was on it. Tony, he's been...

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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I could wake up next to Jake Berger. Easy, easy. And wouldn't know. I wish I could wake up next to Jake Berger. This is Berger, lucky woman.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Bell's gone, unfortunately. But Berger's still here. He had a mustache for a little time. You'd like him. You guys kind of look similar, to be honest with you.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Yeah, sometimes. Could use a couple more of them. Most of the time, they don't.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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More often than not, they don't, but sometimes.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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You're right. No, the rotation will be fine. It's just health. Health is really the game.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

1240.696

Now just sounders start going out. Bing, boom, boom, boom. You said suspicious. Talking about gaggle.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

1249.206

I accused him of nothing. You said something was suspicious. It's odd that you have such a horrible first half and second half. All of a sudden, you turn everything around. That's odd. You could say he was due. I didn't accuse anyone of anything. I just said it's odd.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

1263.06

It is suspicious. There you go. You guys are putting a negative connotation on the word suspicious that doesn't exist. Right. Just talking sports.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Not always. Depends how you use it.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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What? I'm odd? I'm not odd. Not suspicious. Having or showing a cautious distrust of someone or something. That's a definition of it. You said suspicious. Having the belief or impression that someone is involved in an illegal or dishonest activity. That's another one.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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That's not how I used it.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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I think I used it as a past participle.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

1326.799

Well, he doesn't say anything. When would Kirchen say that? Baseball's great.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Like he was last last offseason was really bad for free agency, obviously, without the, you know, Shohei Otani. of it but like no one was really signing big deals so he wanted a deal that didn't exist and then he kind of stayed put and then he ended up signing a two-year deal with a one-year opt-out and then got a deal finally but after spring training so the reason

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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that he had a bad first half is because he didn't have spring training and didn't sign with anyone until the season started. So he was kind of delayed a little bit. His spring training essentially was the first half of the season. And then when he started pitching again, he came back to his Cy Young form. That's what happened. If we're going to drop the charade.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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If we're going to tell the truth. And we're not going to do show. That's what happened. It's not suspicious. It said he didn't have a spring training, Dan. And he's a good pitcher. And now the Dodgers gave a good pitcher a lot of money. And they're going to be a really good team. And I was going to say that baseball is dead. And they can't kill it because it's already dead.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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But that's not the truth. The Dodgers are just really good. And they have a lot of money. But I will say this. Hmm. Mike Schur, if your children are Dodgers fans, you need to do a better job of raising them because you're creating monsters that just get whatever it is that they want and they think that every team can just pay every player.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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They're the new Yankees and you're creating monsters if they're in fact Dodgers fans. If not, then forgive me for speaking on your children.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Well, because they have to overcome Dave Robertson. He's a terrible man.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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I had a Yankees fan yesterday text me and say, I get it. I now understand why everybody hated Yankees fans and why everybody hated the Yankees all these years. I'm finally understanding what it's like to be on the other side of this.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Well, it's not just that. It's that Otani's contract was almost entirely deferred. They paid him like $2 million last year or something like that. So the $70 million that he got, all of that money is... Spaced out over years like so it's basically not a real contract for them at the moment.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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They're going to have to pay for it at some point in time, and it's going to be a hindrance, I would assume, at some point in time. But again, like all the business that he brought in, it was more than they expected. They can afford everybody now if they wanted it.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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That's a bridge too far. Bridge too far.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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That's good.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Don Levitard. That was a long story. Yeah.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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It was a short one for me. I tried to speed it up for you guys. You forgot about the League's Cup.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Yeah.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Well, when Fidel died the first time.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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This is behind the bit. This is behind the bit. This is behind the bit. A segment where we highlight all these bits. The glory days, some might say. Not that it's not nice now. It's nice now, but it's...

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

1965.167

Yeah, this isn't a good idea. Now I'm starting to think maybe I should have thought of whether I'm allergic to onions and looked into this and maybe I'll die doing this.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Nothing's helping.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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It's possible.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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First bite, it sounded, the sound still haunts me, but it sounded like a bite into a crisp apple.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Well, we've been doing a little God bless football country tour here. You know what I mean? We started in Chicago. We went out to Arizona. Now we'll be landing here at home in Miami. Dolphin Mall. Vivo. You guys remember Vivo? Vivo was the site of a fun watch party we had last year where the Dolphins played the Titans.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Oh, the onion. The onion was a low point in my career and life. The onion was terrible. The onion was a punishment that I had to do because I lost in the bucket of death and I selected to eat a raw onion. There was a double standard when it comes to grid of death and bucket of death punishments where some people were able to get away with kind of like half-hearted payoffs and others were not.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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And I was not one of the people that was able to get away with half-hearted punishments. So I had to go and buy the onion myself. And I was trying to figure out the smallest onion that I could get to have this count. To avoid any controversy in, you know, the spirit of the rules, I went and got a legitimate onion and I got a decent sized onion.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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And I thought I'm just gonna power through this situation.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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So I'm eating the onion. I'm powering through. I'm like halfway done or so. And what really made it terrible was Dan gagging in the other studio. So now the onion's hitting me. The fumes from the onion are in my face. I'm starting to tear up. It's starting to collect in my mouth, because I'm trying to eat it quickly, but I'm not really swallowing it as I'm doing it.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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And then the gagging sound over and over and over again ends up getting me sick. So he throws up. Then I start throwing up. and then I didn't stop throwing up. What's not known entirely is I ended up in the hospital as a result of the onion.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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That ended up being a disastrous game that ended up really ruining the Dolphins' season. It was so fun.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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No, it would be no. That's fair. A lot of people say, how did eating an onion get you in the hospital? So much so that when I was in the hospital and they were trying to figure out what's wrong with me, I was telling them I've been throwing up all day, like I had to eat an onion. Can eating an onion cause you to come to the hospital? Like, what was it?

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Dan will claim that he had no idea that I was in the hospital until just recently, which is nonsense. And if you look at the tapes and you go through the archives, you will find him making mentions of my hospitalization on the show, openly mocking an employee's hospitalization on the show. Unbelievable. And I sent them a picture of my hospital bracelet. I'm like, I'm in the hospital.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Dolphins seemed to have the game in hand. Then all of a sudden they somehow magically blew that lead. And then we all thought, Will Levis, wow, he's going to be something in this league. And no, no, he was not. He's pretty bad. Not very good this year. So that game ended up being a disaster and a bad time had by all. It was fun for most of the night, but then a bad time. So we said, you know what?

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Like, this went terribly. This is a terrible idea.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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They were 100% caused by the onions. This is just a liability issue at this point, and I'm sure they've talked to lawyers or whoever in HR that has told them, like, deny, deny, deny. They know that they are damn well responsible for my hospitalization that day.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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While we're pretending no one knew I was in the hospital and that was just a bit and whatever. I got stuck with the hospital bill. I had to pay like $1,500 out of pocket because I was hospitalized and I was just a lowly employee. I was like, how do I even like tell someone like I got charged this for going to the hospital?

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Months later, ESPN found out about it because they were our employers at the time. They're like, yeah, you shouldn't have had to pay for that. I'm like, OK, cool. So are you guys going to cover that? Well... And I had to eat it. So I had to eat the onion and eat the hospital bill and the kidney stone. It was just a disaster. I hate the onion.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Hello friends, this is Billy. If you find yourself in a situation at work or home and you're challenged to dare to eat an onion, Or you're just hungry. Look around. There's nothing in the cupboard but a raw onion. And you think, what's the worst that can happen? I'm here to tell you hospitalization is the worst that can happen. I was one of the lucky ones.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Let's have a bad time again. So come out here. We're going to have a bad time together. Dolphins versus Jets, December 8th, live from Vivo at Dolphin Mall. Kickoff's at 1, but we're going to get there around noon. Go until about 5 or so. We're just going to kind of be enjoying football. We'll have the Dolphins game on, the Jets game on. And I would advise you, and this is not on the script here.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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I was just hospitalized for two days as a result of eating a raw onion. And then My employers denied any involvement in this and had to pay out of pocket all the co-pays involved. So it's better to starve than to eat a raw onion.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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This is not Sunday service presented by Smirnoff. This is not on the script. But I will tell you this, because our partners at Smirnoff have been great. I will tell you this. December 8th, Dolphin Mall to Sunday. I would get there a little bit early because you're headed into prime holiday shopping season.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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So if you want to find some parking, it's going to be a zoo generally just because of that time of year at Dolphin Mall.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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A homecoming.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Well, not closer to home. My actual home. I grew up at Dolphin Mall. That's where I met my wife. My wife. Yeah, at Dolphin Mall. So the point is, get there early because if you want to sit down, you want to have a good spot at the bar, you want to have some... you know, a good vista of us.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Like, there's a lot of bars and stuff around that area, and it's going to probably be crowded just because of that time of the year, you know? So come out and enjoy the Dolphins and the Jets with us. It'll be fun. Who knows who will be the Jets quarterback at that point in the season, if Aaron will be released, if he'll be on the team, if he'll be on IR. Like, it could be a disaster.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Hopefully it's a Dolphins win. It seems like we're trending in that direction, and we have a big prove-it game tonight, right? Or show-me-something game tonight, tomorrow. Tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow. You're tired. Get ahead of yourself, Billy. Wait a minute.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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What do you mean? Tonight or tomorrow?

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Well, you said it was a show-me game. I said it was a show-me game, and then Billy guy looted it. Show-me game or the show-me state, some are saying.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Hell yeah, man. This guy.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Baby. Was the movie always the plan or it was like TGI Fridays went well?

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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That's sizzling.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Hey, you want to go up to Dolphin Cinemas upstairs?

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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That's sizzling chicken and cheese.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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You get the mozzarella sticks up there? Oh, that's sizzling chicken and cheese. Dolphin Cinema is one of the first places that I can remember in this area that had like full food that you could order. Incredible. You do a lap. You do a loser lap around the mall. Always. Yeah, you gots, too.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

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Was the bowling alley there at the time or no? No, not that early on. It's changed names. There was a Bolero at one point in time. I don't know if it still is a Bolero. I'm sure they searched me or not.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

416.329

Yeah. TJ Fridays, I heard a bunch of them were closing. I think that one closed.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

422.473

I can't believe that. Sad day. Really sad. Yeah, Fridays, Tuesdays. Don't name your restaurant after a day of the week because it's not going well. Seems to be a bit of a trend.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

450.327

Just amongst us girls, what face did we get to? Yeah, come on. A little handsy? I'm still waiting on that roller coaster at Dolphin Mall. They promised that the opening weekend. Still no roller coaster. What happened to that other massive mall? Dolphin Mall, great, by the way. Come check it out.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

468.353

Giant mall they were supposed to build that was supposed to combat Mall of the Americas in Minnesota. It was supposed to be the biggest mall in the world right off of the turnpike. It was supposed to have a ski resort or something inside of it. Yeah, indoor skiing. What happened to that? I don't know.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

481.86

Who would have thought, now that we're talking about Miami malls, and I know that's what everybody wants to talk about this time of year, who would have thought, huh? Miami International Mall, outliving Sunset Place. No one would have had that.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

497.588

No, falsehoods. No, dude, International Mall is thriving right now. Yeah, no, it's thriving. When was the last time you went? Like two weeks ago. I went two weeks ago, too. Oh, it's great. Is there a radio? I went sooner. Is there a radio shack there? Radio shack. Now get out of here. Anyways, Dan, have you been to International Mall in the past couple of things?

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

524.817

My wife? We worked together.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

528.519

Of what?

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

536.207

Was it really? December 8th. None of his personal business.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

539.51

Sunday service presented by Smirnoff. Yeah. 1 p.m. kickoff. We'll be there at noon. Yeah, get there early, too. Be there at like 11, 30, 11 o'clock. Good seats. Yeah.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

558.346

I mean, get out of here. Look, guys, let me tell you something. I'm going to call shenanigans on these projected dates of construction projects. Because just now, driving in, I see they finally put a shovel in the dirt on that soccer stadium next to the airport. We're finally moving dirt around there, and that's supposed to open in four months.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

578.319

So I don't think that we're going to meet that deadline. And 2026, there's no shot in hell because I've driven down the turnpike and I don't see the largest mall in the world anywhere around there. So they haven't started that yet either.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

769.26

Guzman! That's not his name? I made it Guzman! I put a Z in there!

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

905.497

Is gymnastics possibly corrupt? Oh, wow. Wow. Stugatz. I got some phlegm in my mouth. Yeah. It's okay. Yeah.

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Big Suey: Mike Schur Is Creating Monsters (Feat. Billy And The Onion)

958.185

Marlins are a year removed from the playoffs, I'll have you know. Mm-hmm.

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Local Hour: The Path To The Best Sellers List

276.984

That's why I'm not working next week.

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Local Hour: The Path To The Best Sellers List

524.897

Today's episode is sponsored by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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Local Hour: The Path To The Best Sellers List

768.201

Sports sociology, huh?

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Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes

199.709

Yeah. I bet you next year it won't. Hold on a second. Wait, hold on a second. Hold on a second. You just said that Pink Pony Club will be as relevant in 40 years as Toto's Africa is today?

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Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes

233.773

Wait, are you talking about Toto?

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Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes

254.764

They played it when they caught Obama. You also have Fourth of July to always bring back Party in the USA. That's right. Well, when they killed him.

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Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes

262.42

Bin Laden.

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Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes

264.981

Did I say Obama? No, he is very much alive.

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Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes

272.203

I'm pretty sure he said it.

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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns

263.868

I don't think so at all. I'm pretty sure you would still, like, justification be damned. I think you would still get convicted.

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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns

449.714

That's a separate trial.

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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns

451.514

And that's upcoming.

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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns

569.636

I mean, but justice also isn't him murdering someone. No, it's not. And then going to jail for the rest of his life. That wouldn't have been justice either.

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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns

61.454

I mean, I'll be there. I'll be there supporting the team. But, you know, I'm biased, of course. I'll be there taking it in.

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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns

70.925

Here's the problem with pitch clock. Because you're saying no one wants to talk about baseball. Is it possible no one wants to talk to Jeremy?

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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns

752.394

Yes. I could. Would you want to go? They're going to let all of us? I mean, we have a very big footprint. There's about like 80 of us that travel when we go anywhere.

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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns

765.185

What if we say open bar? Jesus Christ. Sounds kind of fun. Everyone in the office will be there.

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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns

773.989

No, we would not do that well, but we'd go to a cool place.

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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns

857.27

When he went over to Golden State, he, I think, informed them he wanted to say Butler III on it because his first game that he was on, it just said Butler, and then they added the third, and it was very off-center. So I think that, like, day of game one, he informed them he wanted that because the jersey didn't seem ready for the first game, and then by the next game, it was already good to go.

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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns

881.933

He's not changing it. He just wants to go by that.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

1481.91

So my guess is he'll win $7 million.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

1485.893

You weren't listening.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

1568.177

So should the poll be should this person hedge or should they write it out?

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

1762.709

Is there a cash-out option for $50,000? Yeah. Right now.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

1766.591

But again, Uncle Sam takes his. Have you not been listening to this segment? He hasn't. He hasn't been using it at all. It's crazy. He's losing only five actual dollars that he bet.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

1777.154

Thank you, Billy. It's $5. He's giving up the opportunity to take $50,000, but he's also missing out on the opportunity to win $108,000.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

1807.193

It's easy money, but Tony's talking me into, you know, the 160.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

541.818

That was a private conversation. I just said I got some peace and quiet over the weekend. You said, where? I said, at home. I said, Miami Speedway during the NASCAR race.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

559.506

It was just a moment that I was sitting there in the grandstand, and I thought, man, I could just think here if it wasn't so damn loud. But this is also the quietest it's been in a long time. Anyways, David, if I were to tell you, guess which sports a young Patrick Ewing excelled at as a child. Which sports would you say?

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

664.722

Okay, here's a question. What size sneaker does David Sampson own autographed by Patrick Ewing?

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

695.01

David has the shoes. You can see. I don't know the size. It says 15 here, but that doesn't sound right compared to what you guys are saying.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

702.236

Yeah, small feet.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

740.809

Okay, so next question. Amin, what do those shoes mean to David Sampson? The world.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

762.092

Do we believe that Shaq forgot that he bought a car and it just showed up at his house? And there are cameras.

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

768.894

That was a lot. Why does he do these things? You know Shaq. Why does Shaq do these things?

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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?

861.548

In 1984 at the Olympics, when Patrick Ewing was one of the players for Team USA to win the gold medal, what jersey number did he wear?

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

109.426

I can have chicken. Chiraco you can't have?

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

112.687

Why?

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

126.159

I just want to get to David. I never thought I'd say that. Hey, David.

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

133.677

It is. It starts tomorrow. I have a fantasy draft tonight. Nine o'clock is very late for a fantasy draft. Baseball fantasy drafts are like 24 rounds. I don't like this one bit, but I have to do it.

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

154.313

It's a good question. So my league, no one cares about this. So we got to get through this very quickly. So my league, each team gets four keepers. So I need to kind of go through the list of the keepers and even see who's available. It's a whole thing. And somehow it always sneaks up on me. So I need to I need to cram after the show today. So we'll see.

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

1755.824

Literally just talking about it. I'm on the last episode, Dan. I don't know if you want to spoil it. Have you seen the whole thing yet? I have, yes. Spoiler Wednesday. So be careful. It doesn't come out on Sundays, though, so we can't talk about it yet.

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

1776.141

No, no, I'm saying it didn't because we talked about White Lotus for Spoiler Wednesday. So the shows that come out Sunday, the spoiler day is Wednesday.

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

1875.72

Shout out to Lehman, huh?

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

1884.627

Don't spoil it, though. Again, I'm on the last episode. I'm halfway through the last episode, David, where they're driving in the car and there's that long scene of them driving in the car.

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

1900.979

I did not. I know he's in Peaky Blinders and I loved him in Peaky Blinders.

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

1965.412

What am I going to do?

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

2179.393

No. I'll answer that for you. No.

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

2239.514

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

2294.855

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

2320.981

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

2446.852

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

917.662

We're just friends. This is nothing like a Seinfeld episode.

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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)

923.021

Is it? This episode, at least. Guys, notice that a record number of college players entered a transfer portal yesterday. Entered what? The what? Transfer portal. Oh, that's what that was.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1185.115

Who did a great job, apparently, writing about this real artist? Is this a real journalist?

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1197.082

Like, hey, we were duped? Well, why would they have to do that? Apparently, Akbar Domestique is a real person. There it is. Right, Amin?

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1426.161

Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice. Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1451.776

There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1567.472

I have a question. Amin, are you embarrassed that no one recognized you, considering that just looks like you but has sunglasses and a beret? Was Amin there? I was in the vicinity. I mean, how are we supposed to do this show, Dan?

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

167.069

Well, he had a giant sign in front of him that basically said, come interview me.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1751.247

The only guys who Jimmy spoke to last night were Kevin Love, Terry Rozier, and Alec Burks. If that doesn't show you everything about Jimmy, I don't know what does.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1766.054

I don't got a problem with these guys. My beef's not with them. Never will be. But I'm not going to go acknowledge them. I'm not going to look in their direction. I'm not going to speak with them. It was, I could not believe the way that that all ended.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1833.675

Yeah, one guy showed up for the game and the other didn't.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1849.611

You think he would have said all the glowing things he said after the game if he would have won? Yeah. He had to get his butt kicked by the team to be able to go say anything nice. Look, man, there are some guys when the lights are on on national TV that show up for big games and other guys don't. And Jimmy's just not one of those guys. He just doesn't show up when the lights are on.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1886.75

You know what I'll say? I will say, and this will be the most embarrassing thing that I say. I was so proud of... watching Heat fans last night know to boo every time Jimmy touched the ball? Because before the game, I was talking to other people in the media and saying, like, the most passionate of fan bases would know, right?

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1905.62

Oh, it's cheers and boos during the intro, and then every time that guy touches the ball, you boo him. That's what happens, right? And I honestly did not expect it. I didn't expect it from the crowd. And then it happened. There was a guy heckling him and he got a five second violation. You couldn't have drawn that night up better than that for the worst of people like me.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1928.018

It's embarrassing.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

1967.118

It was just fun watching Jimmy stand in the corner during a regular season game and it not affecting the Heat in a negative way.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

2092.967

The energy was so weird to start yesterday's game because you had like the mixed cheers and boos right during the intro video. Then you have the heats intro video where the sound goes out and the speakers go out. Then a minute into the game, Draymond Green is hurt and laying on the ground and you're wondering what's going to happen.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

2110.939

Then not two minutes later, Jimmy Butler himself has a five second violation where there's a fan. Thank you.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

620.164

Nothing can crush me.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

638.916

I told my wife that last night.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

709.684

I wonder why the quotes weren't there.

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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique

930.294

Well, it seems like he wrote an article about, according to Amin, a very real artist that was out there trying to get a Jimmy Butler statue created. And if that artist wasn't real, then it might have been a bit mean-spirited to... go unrecognized and fool a journalist.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

1203.194

I would also tell you that I've gotten this from Taylor. If you're calling and he sees, because he can see the length of these files before he listens, if he sees that it is more than like two minutes, he's not listening to it at all. So you're just wasting your time and not even anyone else's, just yours, because it's not getting listened to.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

1221.78

Well, some of them are like five minutes long. It's like, nope.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

1637.004

I don't think dance-offs are choreographed. I think that you just go out there and you kind of react to the music. If you have a choreographed dance-off, you're cheating. It's not a routine. It's a dance-off. I disagree.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

1652.475

Who can do the Michael K the same elevator or different elevators going up the same time? It's a K-off.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

1726.312

How am I supposed to see it? Paul O'Neill holding over the door for Michael K. John Sterling, 86.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2083.537

Ravi. Ravi can cut a rug.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2184.545

Where was that coming from or going to? Because they all seemed in on it. Yeah, they were together. This seemed like not a themed flight, but they were all kind of aligned on this.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2218.32

When we were leaving- When we were leaving New Orleans, I have never experienced a fun airport like they were having when we were leaving New Orleans. The people at security were dancing because they had a band set up that was playing in the central patio area. Dude, they were having so much fun while we were going through to the point that I'm like, I'm fine for you to check my bag again.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2241.333

I noticed you were doing a little dip when we were checking. We can go through this one more time. I got plenty of time here. A lot of fun was being had at that airport. I kind of liked it. People like doing their jobs.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2258.301

What's this new trend that people are putting on the internet where they're like, I can get through airport security into my gate in 10 minutes. At every airport ever. And it's like, I've never experienced this at any airport ever. How do you guys keep getting from the door of your car to your gate in seven minutes?

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2277.312

Well, I know, but why are they lying about this?

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2387.152

Like a lobster in a helicopter?

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2400.838

I wanted to play... We don't want to minimize the tragedy, though.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2455.635

so that we would talk about the clip. That's right.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2459.638

Because if there was no egg, we wouldn't be talking about this fight whatsoever.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2474.361

I don't like that the fight was called Fatal Fury, because I feel like it's not going to deliver. I mean, there's an egg, though. But, I mean, two men are entering, two men are exiting. Not Fatal Fury.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2493.392

Oh, I mean, look, I hope it doesn't happen. That's correct. And I know I'm saying that through a smile. I hope that neither one of them perish in this fight.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2508.58

Probably unlikely. I will say, though, if it wasn't called Fatal Fury and there wasn't an egg, we definitely wouldn't be talking about it. But also, I probably will never think about this fight again. It won't be fatal, but it will be egg-cellent.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2523.277

Get it, Dan?

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

2531.281

Okay, well, that would be regrettable. Like a heart attack the day before or something? That'd be terrible.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

512.312

button down nefarious uh gamblers so part of your article also talked about how Shane would go and hustle people in private poker games and decided to tell them he was his brother for some reason which seems like best case scenario they find out that you're cheating them and then they come after your brother instead of you what what is the thinking in that

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

599.268

Yeah, but now he knows, so he's just going to say good question.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

618.088

Come on.

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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)

619.688

I'm here to make friends with everybody. Not Hennon. No.

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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

You're listening to DraftKings Network.

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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

108.196

He called Gary Furman a Slapdick.

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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

1580.289

I would dress like that.

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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

1729.652

Or he's not committed. Somehow this GM has been working for the Rams since 2016, despite looking like that. He worked for the Rams for eight years before this. Yeah. He's lived for eight years before this?

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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

2086.294

The difference between the Browns and the Heat is just it seems like the Browns would be OK being bad for another season or two. Right. They're in tank mode. And so holding on to this player, even if he can sabotage you with his on field play, which isn't what we what we would expect from Miles Garrett. it might be okay with them just to hold on to a guy that the fans love.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

2168.661

And that could be even more reason, A, for him to either participate and stay and say, I'll do my job on the defense. You build this around the rookie. Or really, it should incentivize the Browns to trade him. Because why wouldn't you try to get as many pieces that you can build around Cam Ward as this new wave of the organization moves forward?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

2379.161

I haven't really noticed, but at the end of the day, it's about what you've done for me lately. Solid, Jeremy. Nice.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

2409.372

And to your point, Dan, Diana Rossini's latest like 10 minutes ago was that Stafford's exploration of his market over the last few weeks has attracted significant interest from teams, notably the Raiders and the Giants, who are two teams near the top of that draft. Teams are anticipating the Rams will now be driving up the asking price if they decide to move him.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

2426.805

So in this case, both for Stafford and the organization working together on this theoretically is not only going to get him where he wants to be, but also bring back the best draft capital for the exchange.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

250.148

dick that's gross this must come from sports because there's an article here from nbc sports.com pro football talk in 2009 and it was after hearing on parks and rec which our friend mike sure was writing the term slap dick and it said that it came from sports it says as john feinstein points out in next man up quote anyone who is anything less than brilliant at his or her job is in the world according to former ravens coach brian billick a slap dick or a slappy for short damn

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

341.69

That really scary coach from Last Chance U, Jason Brown, tried to trademark Slapdick.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

731.35

Mike called him a slapdick.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)

1123.158

David, would you say oogle, ogre, ogle, or ogle? I say ogle.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)

1290.184

It's not Hispanic.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)

1334.016

I'm watching a commercial to see how they say it, and then that's how I'm going to say it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)

1337.838

You say Portillos.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)

1349.125

Oh, boy. She's backpedaling. But Dan said it's the other one.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)

175.775

If I've learned anything here, it's got everything in writing.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)

1946.224

Michael Phelps is 39.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)

2077.994

Maybe it's not an L in the middle of his name. It's a capital letter I. Oh. So it's Rafe.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)

2084.938

The Pope's 88.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

1024.802

Well, do it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

117.386

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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

137.256

The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Pursuant to license by MasterCard International Incorporated. Dosh cash back terms apply.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

1733.329

Yeah.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

1743.592

Oh, no. Massive hands, I would think.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

1781.283

Yes.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

1783.746

Hands that can get bit by accident and they'll survive.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

1921.493

Paul Frankie's. How'd you befriend Paul Frankie since he was so much older?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

1972.472

What's that?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

1980.777

Yeah. Oh, that's great. Why didn't Barbara get the clubs? Right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

2014.062

Yeah, exactly. Is this a barber that's married to Jimmy? Yes. Really? Yeah. You know Jimmy? I mean, I didn't think so, but we may have crossed paths.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

2046.383

You gotta take a picture of it with your hand, yeah. Is this the Barbara and Jimmy that have Jennifer as a daughter?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

2054.326

Jenny.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

206.363

This is the Dan Levitard Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

559.251

Like if there's context with our bear, with our bare hands, like,

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

563.775

You can't use... Well, no, you can trick them. Okay, Cam, here's the deal. Did you see those hands? Yes, those hands. We were talking yesterday about the immortals of the game, and naturally Mark Andrews came up.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

574.406

And then we were talking about which tight ends would actually be immortal by the definition of the word, and who would be the hardest to, you know, kill or trap, and who might be the easiest. Mm-hmm.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

613.93

Yeah, like if you went to the forest. Including death.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

673.16

Somehow meaner than actually talking about murdering someone.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

854.417

So I looked up Kendall Hinton, and when you look him up on Wikipedia, it starts with, is an American professional football wide receiver. Yeah. He played quarterback in college, so they were so down that they— Technically not a sack, I mean, of a quarterback.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)

935.879

Since the season has ended, have you caught Tom Brady broadcasting at all? Because we had Katie Nolan on just before you joined us, and she said an odd criticism that she could hear his teeth.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1071.958

I lived it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1075.201

No, no, it was barely snow. It was a dust. I remember I was in college at the time because it took me 15 years to get through college, and I remember a haze of white on my windshield that morning. In 77, whenever that was.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1113.45

I welcome it as a near lifelong Floridian. I like snow. I would like snow three or four times a year.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1210.797

Because that strikes a chord with me. I have been campaigning my entire life with no success to do away with the whole idea of cheerleading. Okay, sports fans know how to cheer. We don't need somebody on a sideline waving a pom-pom, doing a dance, kicking their legs. The whole idea of cheerleaders, and I apologize if there's any cheerleaders out there listening, but It's useless.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1237.021

Sports does not need cheerleading. And to Jess's point, we don't need a hype guy at a national championship game. You got a guy trying to hype the crowd? The crowd's hyped. Everybody's paying $5,000 to get there. Can't even leave because the TSA's too slow because the college football apparatus did not. I blame the CFP for this. I don't blame the city of Atlanta. Right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1261.414

This doesn't happen at Super Bowls. Nice of you. Yeah, thank you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1338.05

Do it till you're satisfied. I'm a natural hype man. That kind of thing. I could be a hype man. And you know it. Yeah, exactly. You could be a hype man.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1583.209

You should listen to the Great Cody Show podcast because that's all we do for 55 minutes a week is just say catchphrases. We even make songs about them. And You Know It is a song for Crying Out Loud. That's great. Hopefully that's a SUI nominee for best song. And you know it, baby, and you know it. Stugatz. And you know it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1623.594

I could be a hype man in a hip hop ensemble. That's true. You don't have to. What? I heard that. No, I would be the guy in the hip hop ensemble filling in dead space by going, yeah.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1640.498

The hype man. That's right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1672.167

Say what? Yeah.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1680.447

That's right. Give me a cough. And you know it. And you know it. And you do know it. Get to the cough. Don't make me laugh. I will cough. By the way. There it is. Can I put a bow on house arrest? Yeah. Okay, at any time in this country, there are approximately a quarter of a million people under house arrest, okay? This is a weird background for this conversation.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1705.373

250,000 people under house arrest at any time. You know what we need? And somebody's got to invent it. We need designer ankle bracelets. Okay. I like that. Love it. Because think about it. If you're under house arrest, you should, you know, Gucci should make an ankle.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

1725.564

Yeah, right. Designer, if you want to pay for it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2133.243

Yes, by me.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2152.799

Right. A house, house arrest. A house arrest. That's just jail. Yeah, I like that. Achoo! Come on, I can't get enough of that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

231.405

That's fine. I know. I can't believe I didn't.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2328.196

Good tight end, Mark Andrews. Yeah. Not immortal, though. He could make the Hall someday.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2335.724

No, you're right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2339.187

Well, Delaney was good, too. Not immortal, though. Who's immortal? Babe Ruth is immortal.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2540.416

Live show.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2544.18

Oh, yeah. No, we were talking about Murders in the Building. Or only, what's it called? Only Murders in the Building.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2552.04

And I think it's a poorly acted show. You know, I don't think any of the main, you know, Martin Short, famously a bad actor. What? He's a good, you know, he's funny. Overrated as an actor. Yeah, he was good on SNL. He's a comic actor. Famously a bad actor.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2571.616

No.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2573.858

Martin Short is not. No, he is not. You're giving out immortal too easily. Exactly.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2604.654

Blasphemous turds.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2618.958

You're afraid to offend Hollywood. Yeah. In the bag. Not wrong. I mean, geez.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2673.888

Make it back to Daddy Hollywood. Oh, phonies. Wow. I didn't call Martin Short a phony. I called him a bad actor. It's okay.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2692.84

Right. Yeah, true, but that's his stereotype. That's who he is in every role he's ever played.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2728.386

I remember the character.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2737.269

Name ten other characters.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2744.658

I'm counting. You just named ten actors. Jiminy Glick. And that's a makeup thing. Oliver Putnam.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2769.478

Yeah, I've seen their show.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2785.902

Look, I saw Steve Martin when he had an arrow through his head. I saw him when he was a stand-up comic long before the acting. You saw The Jerk. Yeah, right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

279.298

That's an old-timey insult, numbskull. I like it. Yeah, that's from like the 60s.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2798.965

And so I respect Steve Martin. Steve Martin is a lot closer to immortal than Martin Short. No doubt. Agreed. No criticism meant to Martin. Did this start with Steve Martin as a bad actor? It did. It did.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

2814.76

Yeah.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

320.179

I think Numskull is Three Stooges era.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

407.052

Aaron Judgment. I think I've had a vote for... 10 or 12 years.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

566.463

Jessica strikes me as the kind of person who actually says the word achoo when sneezing. Not many people do, but she does, I think. Right. Achoo. Rare. Yes, you're right. Exactly. Thank you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

630.036

Wow, that's a good idea.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

634.98

You know that, right? It's a good idea.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

827.54

Yeah, when my wife is traveling and she's away on business for two, three days, it's the best time of the year. And that's nothing against her. Probably shouldn't say that out loud. That's fine. She knows. She's having a good time as well.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

846.06

Oh, believe me. Yeah, she probably does think that. He's not snoring. And more power to her. I do snore like a lumberjack.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

944.536

I mean, the idea that laughing would be the one thing that makes me cough is cruel. It's cruel and unusual punishment on the part of fate.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1019.299

Deep Impact and Armageddon, right? Maybe one's a cartoon. The Prestige and what was the other one?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1046.481

Here's my fear, Billy. Romance. Es ist immer ein Romanz. Frankenstein ist immer ein Romanz.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1055.983

Aber hier ist das Ding. Du hast gesagt, Oskar Isaac ist in einem und Christian Bale ist in dem anderen, richtig? Ja. Und ich dachte mir, das ist cool. Dann dachte ich mir, warum ich so aufgeregt wurde, war, weil ich dachte, dass sie Frankensteins Monster spielen würden.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1081.655

Ja, der. Wer spielt Frau Blucher?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1085.956

Das ist ein guter limited fake. Keiner macht diese Referenzen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1090.148

Ist das ein Pferd? Ich glaube, es ist Mr. Ed, Greg. Greg, ich bin mehr verunsichert als jeder. Was ist passiert? Greg, ich dachte, du wärst ein Mel Brooks-Typ. Du bist nicht ein Mel Brooks-Typ? Ich bin es schon. Ich habe es noch nie gesehen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1157.637

Weißt du warum? Diese beiden Events, und du kannst auch alles, was mit Floyd Mayweather passiert ist, in den letzten 5 Jahren aufschreiben. Für ihn ist das der Himmel. Denn er war Nummer 1 auf Diddy, der ein Schwachsinn war, vor Jahrhunderten. Und jedes Mal, im Publikum, sehr laut und in einer sehr 50-Cent-abnoxiosen Weise, hat er es jedes Mal getan.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1182.17

Und die Leute dachten immer, er sei nur ein Idiot oder was auch immer. Und jetzt ist es so, siehst du, was ich dir gesagt habe? Weißt du die Geschichte, Stu Gotts? 50 Cent sagte, er wusste, Diddy war ein Schwachsinn. Weil gerade als er Erfolg hatte, ging er zu Diddy zu einem Geburtstag. Und Diddy sagte, du und ich sollten uns verabschieden. Und ich sagte, ja, cool.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1202.314

Und er sagte, ja, ich nehme dich zum Shoppen. Und er sagte, ich stehe einfach auf und gehe weg. Du hattest mich, um diese Geschichte zu wissen? Ja, ich weiß, dass du eingetappt bist. Aber wie reagierst du auf jemanden, den du nicht wirklich kennst, der dir sagt, ich werde dich kaufen lassen?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1247.077

And yet Billy's right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1265.316

Hey, we won an Emmy, by the way. I don't know if you guys saw that. Hey, welcome to the club, guys.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1282.466

Wow, I'm Ethan. Those are real Emmys, Jeremy. Not those little ones that you have. Not those miniature Emmys.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1291.951

Did he?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1313.442

You know what the real Emmy people call the sports Emmys? That's what they call us.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1356.729

Alle von ihnen. Die Leute, die ganze... Hast du jemals einen gewonnen? An Emmy? Yeah, we just won one. I told you. You know what I mean though.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1375.392

Yeah, I was Emmy nominated. Sports Emmy nominated. Did you win one though? I was nominated. It's an honor just to be nominated.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1421.167

Wir hätten gewonnen. Wir haben gewonnen? Ja. Wir hätten gewonnen. Ich habe es persönlich gemacht. Ich habe gewonnen. Der Jump wurde nominiert und wir haben PTI gewonnen. Und ich war so, okay, wir haben es. Es ist ein tolles Show. Du musst nicht jedes Jahr gewinnen. Right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1436.314

Yeah, like let us beat Derrick Rose one year. Just give us one.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1449.238

Katie Nolan has an Emmy. Really? Yeah. Her profile pic was her kissing the Emmy. Which is where Hawk, that hack, got it from. Rip off.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1493.806

Und übrigens, wer Shane Gillis nicht handeln konnte, hat keinen E-Mail. Shane Gillis hat den Jungen komplett live auf TV erwischt. Alabama Jones. Das ist der Standard? Das ist der Standard. Wenn du Shane Gillis erwischt wirst, auf live TV, auf deinem eigenen Show. Kein E-Mail. Kein E-Mail. Habe es zurück. Jack.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1529.396

That's gotta be the easiest one, right? For Gaga?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1536.382

Put her on a...

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1570.938

Ist John Legend ein Musiker? Warte, warte. Sind das EGOTs?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1579.712

There are more. Mel Brooks. There you go. But you know what? As I look at this list, A lot of these people are just staying in their lane.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1590.994

Andrew Lloyd Webber. Looks like 21. Andrew Lloyd Webber wasn't acting.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1636.772

Andrew Lloyd Webber könnte der ultimative Cheat Code sein. Er hat seine Arbeit einmal gemacht und es ging vier verschiedene Wege. Er hat einen Tony gewonnen und dann wurde er zu einem Film adaptiert und dann hat er einen Oscar gewonnen. Und dann war die Song wirklich populär, wir haben einen Grammy gewonnen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1650.165

Und dann haben sie es wahrscheinlich auf einem TV-Show benutzt und haben einen Emmy gewonnen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1703.852

Viola Davis hat einen EGOT gewonnen, aber ihr Grammy kam aus einer Audiobuch-Narration.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1719.087

Oh, ich liebe sie. Best Recording, Not Spoken Word. Sister Peter Marie und Oz.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1808.456

Billy. Hey. So, Elton John is going blind? I don't know.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1815.923

He's going blind? So, is it blind-blind or is it a Stevie Wonder-blind? Because there's a new story out that tells me that. I think we've figured it out. Johnny Gill claims that Stevie Wonder beat him and Gerald Levert at a... Was nennt man Table Hockey? Shuffleboard? Nein.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1856.377

I don't believe that. So it was Johnny Gill, Keith Sweat and Gerald Levert.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1864.683

You don't need a seat to play the piano.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1873.83

He does know what he knows.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1910.285

I'd go over. My baloney has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R. I'd go under. My baloney has a second name. It's M-A-Y-E-R. And something, something, something, something. I like to eat it every day. That Oscar Mayer has a way. It would be O-L-O-G-N-A. Under 60. It's up to the say.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1992.346

Chili-Dog. Da ist er.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

1994.427

Ich mag deine Logik. Cougs. Das ist die Forschung.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2020.061

I'm sorry, can we pause this for a second, because I gotta address this Michael Jordan stuff. Über zwei und ein halb, das ist das, worauf wir geblieben sind.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2032.49

Aber nochmals, ich bin überrascht, weil Stugatz nicht hier war. Weil Stugatz weiß, Michael Jordan redet, die Leute hören, richtig? Natürlich. Das ist richtig. Komm schon, Mann, was machen wir?

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2063.198

Wenn ich eine normale Person frage, hey, möchtest du Ketchup auf deinem Hotdog? Nicht interessant. Das ist eine der Fragen. Ich frage Michael Jordan, möchtest du Ketchup auf deinem Hotdog? That answer, we're interested. That's a headline the next day. Michael Jordan, ketchup belongs on hot dogs.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2098.41

Not a yacht. You've... Du hast mich jetzt inspiriert, um wahnsinnig reich zu werden. Um einen Yacht zu haben, damit ich nur Hotdogs essen kann. Ich werde ihn direkt da hochladen. Biscayne Bay. Right by that hard rock that nobody goes to. Aber ein Yacht ist anders als ein Boot.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2116.889

I'm gonna get a yacht. Why are you doubting me?

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2123.498

I'm gonna have one of them ones.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2126.643

I'm gonna have a living room. I'm gonna have a kitchen. I'm gonna have a staff on this thing. You know what I'm gonna tell the staff? Only hot dogs.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2138.189

Absolutely. Look at him. He's a hot dog guy. Tony Khan is a hot dog guy. Look at him.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2172.899

Really? Get out of here.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2176.883

I'll tell you how to tell them apart, Billy. The Chicago dog is the one that's going to be telling everybody, don't have ketchup, no ketchup on a hotdog. That's the one, right?

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2185.891

Right. Der New Yorker hat einen Knicks-Hat an und wird darüber sprechen, wie Jalen Brunson der beste Spieler ist. Auch nur Mustard. Der Seattle-Dog hat wahrscheinlich ein paar Fische drauf, oder?

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2201.008

Was ist mit dem auf dem Yacht? Oh mein Gott, das hat Kaviar drauf. Weißt du was, Billy? Ich habe Kaviar. Ein Kaviar-Tier? Ja, ein Kaviar-Tier. Ist das ein Sonoran-Tier? Was? Ein Sonoran-Tier ist der mit dem Bacon-Wrap. Oh, ich mag das.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2216.704

Weil es aus Sonoran kommt. Es ist ein mexikanischer Trieb. Es hat Pfeffer drin. Mexikanischer Delight. Ich würde ein Hotdog mit Kaviar nennen.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2226.027

Jottdog ist nicht schlecht. Greg war richtig. Wir müssen Greg kritisieren. Greg hat gesagt, dass er heute am Feuer ist.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2279.556

If you don't go fast enough, you're in trouble. Any other bets on there, Mike?

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2295.907

The Big Hurt? Wird Flutie dabei sein? Doug? Ja. Er ist immer dabei. Und deine Frau wird es auch lieben. So creepy. Wie ist Frank Caliendo als John Madden? Wie ist Nick Cage als John Madden? Haben wir darüber gesprochen? Das ist verrückt. Das ist verrückt. Das ist verrückt. Er sah toll aus. Er sah so aus. Und so sah Bale aus. Bale? Ich wusste nicht, dass das Bale war.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2331.701

Bet the under on tears.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2355.335

I love that the most impressed I am is with Greg for recognizing that Jeremy's in the zone. So I want everyone to give a round of applause to Greg Cody.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

2371.135

Well done. There were some good jokes today. I know. All it took was getting rid of Dan.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

696.778

Chris Cody hatte gestern einen Geburtstag und heute ruft er aus. Roy, der Grund, warum du gehört hast, dass er raus ist, ist sehr anders als der Grund, warum die meisten von uns glauben, dass er nicht raus ist. Was war der Grund, warum du Roy gehört hast?

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

719.138

So, as luck would have it, we have a family member here, Greg Cody. Now, Greg, your daughter-in-law apparently has a doctor's appointment, a medical procedure, something happening today?

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

737.655

That's all he told me. When did he tell you that? This morning. But he didn't tell you why?

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

775.205

I'm hoping too. But also suspicious that it comes the day after his birthday. Und ein Panther-Spiel.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

785.163

Ein Panther-Spiel. Und ein großer Sieg. Ein großer Panther-Spiel an seinem Geburtstag.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

828.806

Greg, the in-laws, they live up in Broward?

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

842.774

Chris, having an attack of responsibility, the day after his birthday, after Big Panthers win.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

875.719

Let's see how the Rays game went. Last time I saw Dan, he was beating the drum at a Panthers game. Now all of a sudden they have a big win in the conference finals and the guy can't show up the next day? Seemed fine yesterday, didn't he, Greg?

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

888.982

Did a whole show.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

899.427

The Stingray Robs? When's the last time?

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

908.733

We're always about accuracy here.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

953.395

Yeah, there you go. Bar Mitzvahs and everything. Jewish monster.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

957.557

Three times.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

961.339

Oh, that's the doctor. You're right. Thank you for that correction. And his name isn't Frankenstein, it's Frankenstein. Das ist eine Referenz.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

974.301

Haben die beiden Gene Wilder? Das wäre unmöglich.

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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

990.081

Ich bin wieder da. Was war das? The Deuce auf HBO? Ja. Sie hat einen tollen Job gemacht. Aber es ist ein TV-Show, nicht ein Film. Also, ich muss es sagen. Notch below. Sorry. Silverscreen wins.

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

1022.913

He went looking for it. Looking for garbage.

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

1070.625

He was 10 years old. Did you say that was a waste of a beer? I'm telling you, seriously.

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

1181.218

They weren't looking for him. He was looking for them. He was looking for them. He was looking for garbage.

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

1215.875

Er ist da runtergegangen. Ich meine, Billy, er ist in der Mitte eines Knicks-Zeremoniums gespielt, mit einem Pacers-Jersey, die nicht in dieser Serie spielen. Was, wenn sie ihm Pilloten anbraten? Würde das okay sein? So I think I was thinking about this because... Oh, okay. Very good.

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

1687.424

Douche?

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

1690.885

You guys mentioned Paul Maurice. Did he say after the game, after a 5-2 win on the road, in the playoffs, Eastern Conference Finals, I didn't love our game tonight? That is badass.

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

193.518

It's a combination of things. Don't you think? What do you think? I think it has to do with him playing in Oklahoma. I think he plays, it's kind of, he's a weird player in that the mid-range game is really, really good. He's not, you know, hoisting three after three after three like Steph Curry is. So I think all of that factors in. His style of play and where he plays certainly factors in.

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

287.601

So, I mean, you're saying the NBA, as fans, we need to turn the page on LeBron and Steph Curry and get used to SGA and Jalen Brunson, guys like that, Halliburton.

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

438.339

I think the way... That's how you spent your morning?

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

451.652

I feel like you would do that if you did have a show to prepare for.

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

566.478

No, Dan has.

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

761.414

Wow. Nicht, dass die NBA etwas zu sagen hat.

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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back

85.658

Be nice of him to show up to his own show once in a while. He's taking a step back. What's going on there? Someone needs to get to the bottom of that.

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

1535.926

Well done. Subtle.

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

1540.667

How is there no Randy Johnson? Big unit.

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

1819.175

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

1837.431

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

1889.963

Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort, specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

1905.273

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John just recently sent some of their product to those of us in the shipping container, and this is my first time wearing Tommy John underwear. I was really blown away by the comfort, by the stretch that was available within the design, by the texture.

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

1924.179

There's a genuine comfort, and I can tell that they put in effort to make sure, specifically in our case with men, that we would feel comfortable. Honestly, Tommy John's changed the game for me. I know it's going to be a good day now when I walk out the door and I've got Tommy John on. No distractions, no adjusting, just all-day confidence.

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

1942.484

If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other brands, something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

2228.607

OLM makes no sense. Damn, someone noticed. We just blew right by that. Outside looking mix.

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

2246.954

You even said it.

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

2250.496

Amazing.

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

2634.983

Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

300.941

Yeah, it's in the New York Times article.

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The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

360.336

According to that article, the argument back from the coaches and the GM was that basically the entire team would be confused as to what was happening. Oh, thank you, Izzy. I was feeling really tight. I appreciate you giving me a little oil there. But the reality is that they were worried the entire team would just sort of abandon ship and quit.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: HE HAS TWO!

379.503

if Rodgers was immediately benched after just four weeks of poor performance, but that's why Salah got fired a week later.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1008.545

Er bleibt an der Hampton Inn? Er arbeitet noch?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1011.107

Du bist Jay Leno. Wenn du Jay Leno bist, dann machst du nur den Comedy-Store und den Comedy-Seller. Das ist so, wie du deinen Hals zerfängst. Du gehst einfach rein. Jay Leno ist so ein Komedian. Er geht rein, egal wer auf dem Set ist. Sie werden ihn aufbauen und ihn dort aufbauen.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1042.893

Even more to the point, you gotta keep earning.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1161.22

Zuhause-Studio in seinem Haus, ja.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1188.867

Genau. Eine Simulation seines ehemaligen Lebens. Du kriegst ein paar unabhängige Leute, um der In-Studio-Audienz zu sein.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

119.81

See, you have him as helpful as courteous to the other drivers around him. I have him as just honking his horn hard. Rage. Come on!

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1229.071

Exactly right.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1233.873

Billy, how much security will we need here? None. No one knows this is happening except Jay Leno.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

146.167

I've watched Bad Boys 2 and I can concur with Stugatz. That place is terrible. Cops power sliding in a Ferrari and then opening fire on masses of people. Well, plus you can't get off.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1567.181

Oder ist er das?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1620.294

Zuerst und vorhersagen wir an den Kolumbus, der heute seinen eigenen Peloton-Winner-Gelächter gemacht hat. Er hat sich auf die Rückseite gepackt und gesagt, ich habe euch gesagt, dass alle an mich weinen, dass ich ein schlechter Kerl bin. Aber ich habe euch gesagt. Also, laut der Beratung von Sham Sharania, nicht so aus der Sicht.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

164.331

Well, I've seen the Rick Ross hustling video. You can get off the causeway, you just have to jump. You watch a lot of videos that have the causeway in them. I do.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1642.142

Maxi hat eine bessere Beziehung zu Embiid und sie halten sich gegenseitig fest. Maxi ist auch in der Läufer-Ruhe mehr vocal geworden. Für die Leute im Raum, das ist die wichtigste Gruppe, war es nicht so, dass man sich fragt, wer dieser junge Wippersnapper ist, um unserem MVP zu erzählen. Yeah, that's his place. So I'm going to assume from the reporting that it's not a big deal.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1675.3

And again, Maxi, this is his fourth year in the league. He's clearly one of the best players on the team. He's been an all-star. And most importantly, he's got a relationship. Now, I'll give you a great example of someone that resume-wise would say he can't say anything, but really was one of the best at doing this. And everyone's going to laugh. Fenasis Antetokounmpo.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1695.796

Einer der großen Gründe, warum er für all diese Jahre auf den Bucks war, war, weil er reportedly der Einzige war, der Yannis erzählen konnte, hey Mann, du bist voll davon, und du musst aufhören, diese Leute zu hören. Und Yannis hat ihn gehört, weil er sein älterer Bruder ist.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1710.989

Aber, weißt du, oft kommen diese Charaktere in Packagen, wo man sagt, du bist nicht jemand, der sagen kann, denk an Udonis Haslam. Wer ist Udonis Haslam, der all diese Jahre nichts zu jemandem sagt? Du spielst kaum, du bist ein alter Mann. Aber... Der Respekt-Level war da, und wenn die Botschaft von ihm kam, haben die Leute es akzeptiert.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1866.138

Ja, ich meine, ich denke, es gibt ein paar Dinge, die passieren. Ein Teil davon ist die Gesundheit. Wie viel davon ist unter Kontrolle? Wie viel davon ist es nicht? Es gibt eine Stadt in Philadelphia und eine Medienbasis, die eine der kritischsten in der Liga ist. Es gibt ein Team, das ihn eingeladen hat, seit er ein Rookie war.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1891.053

Ich erinnere mich an Geschichten von Leuten nahe an den Sixers, die gesagt haben, dass sie den Bus halten mussten. für Joel Embiid. Das war, als er ein Rookie war. Das war sein erstes oder zweites Jahr in der Liga. Und ich habe gesagt, was meinst du, dass sie den Bus halten mussten? Zuerst einmal, wenn haben wir das jemals gemacht? Zweitens, warum nehmen sie nur den zweiten Bus?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1913.337

Und der Mann sagte mir, das ist der zweite Bus. Und ich sagte, warte, du hast einen Rookie, der den zweiten Bus nimmt? Und jetzt ist es anders, meine Damen und Herren, es ist alles kaputt gegangen.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1940.846

Look, I'm not saying when I was running the league, but when I worked in the league, it was known, if you were a rookie, even the number one overall pick, even the number one overall pick who was dominating, we're on the road, you take the first bus to the arena. If not, take a car service to the arena before the first bus, because you want to get extra, extra work in.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

196.842

Du kannst nicht gehen, oder?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1963.081

The second bus was just vets. You never had young players on that bus. And so for a guy to be taken the second bus as a rookie or a second year player, that was unheard of. And then lump onto it, we're holding the bus?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

1980.924

Dude, there are a lot of vets who've been left, you gotta get your own taxi or whatever, Uber from the, well there weren't no Ubers back then, from the hotel to the arena, if you are late to this bus. So this is the backdrop of which Er wurde für junge Spieler errichtet. Deshalb ist es so wichtig für Rookies und junge Spieler, dass alles zu einem höheren Standard für sie gehalten wird.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

2007.112

Denn was sie erleben, ist das, was sie denken, dass es ist. Und deshalb gibt es so viele Leute, die in einer Organisation sind und Dinge in einer bestimmten Art und Weise machen. Und dann kommen sie zum sechsten und siebten Jahr in der Liga. Und dann werden sie irgendwo getradet. Und sie denken, Oh, that's how they do that?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

202.674

Es ist eine tolle Idee. Wir sollten das probieren. Anyway. Oh, we're still going. I thought that was like a nice, natural, like an inch. It felt like it. Well, we can come up with a little bit more. Stugatz, I don't know if you saw the news. What news? Delta Airlines is going to start serving Shake Shack Burgers on flights only out of Boston, though.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

2022.976

Think about how many guys come to Miami and are shell-shocked by the level of regiment. Because they've lived a life where it's like, nah, this is the NBA, you can just show up late to the bus.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

2173.044

Halt mal einen Sekund. Erinnerst du dich an den Film, wo es zwei Männer gibt und sie beide Probleme haben mit jemandem und sagen, wenn ich deine Person töte und du meine Person töte, wird niemand uns verurteilen, weil wir random Leute sind. Das ist das, was hier passiert ist. Joel Embiid ist vermutlich unglücklich in Philly und Jimmy Butler ist vermutlich nicht überrascht, dass er in Miami ist.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

2190.556

Und sie sagen, weißt du, was wir tun sollten? Wir sollten einfach Trommel in die Wasser geben und uns alle zu Lachen geben. Und alle denken, oh, Joel Embiid geht nach Miami.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

2270.718

Andrew Wiggins also? All of those Timberwolves? Everyone who's been bullied. Ben Simmons?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

247.006

You know fries, you gotta get them fresh.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

2559.484

There's 18, it looks like. Billy, if we do that for Papi, how much security will we need? Because, you know, the gambling debts and the mob.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

2624.474

Alles klar. Schöner Versuch. Weißt du was? Hinter der Tür. Du drückst einen Knopf und der Geräusch kommt raus. Manchmal, das kleine Ding, das du vor ihm hattest. Das funktioniert nicht.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

2668.668

Wir müssen den ganzen Weg gehen. Wie, muss ich aufstehen oder Bomani? Wir müssen das immer noch machen. Wir müssen das immer noch machen. Jason muss wieder hinter der Kamera sein. Wir müssen alles wieder machen.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

283.596

I love the idea that Shake Shack, I mean, for Chick-fil-A for years, their marketing slogan has been like, eat more chicken and the cows and stuff. And Shake Shack HQ is like, enough of this bullshit. We strike back on their biggest vulnerability, Sundays.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

308.499

Yeah, so typically whenever they launch these type of programs, they pick a market that's not quite as big. Why not out of JFK or LaGuardia? Well, they didn't want to go big. They wanted to take a nice small podunk market first. Right.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

330.528

A test case. Provincial.

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339.491

But also, if it doesn't work out, we all know who to blame.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

361.22

You didn't just show him a picture of Ben Affleck?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

413.373

Wow.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

426.062

Not for the costume? It's not for the costume. It's for what you did. Augustana! You don't remember that song? No, I don't.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

449.447

If you're watching on YouTube on Peacock... Oder wo auch immer, auf der Draftkings Network. Ja, er träumt wie ein Metallstuhlpipel. Was bist du?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

488.763

Du verpasst nichts. Ich wünschte, ich hätte keine Gehirn. Ich wünschte, ich wäre nur ein Idiot.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

496.066

Oh, heavens to Murgatroyd. Ich kann mich nicht erinnern. Es ist schon lange her, seit ich Wizard of Oz gesehen habe.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

510.452

Kann ich fragen, ist Wicked... Ich weiß, es ist ein Broadway-Musikal. Es wurde in einen Film adaptiert. Ich bin fasziniert von dieser Geschichte, obwohl ich es lange nicht wusste. Die Idee, hey, was hättest du dem Geist von der Perspektive eines Schicksals erzählt? Das ist die Prämisse.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

529.543

Meine große Frage ist, ist es ein Griechisches Musikal, also, hey, wir spielen jeden Tag eine Musik, oder ist es ein Hamilton-Musikal, wo sie einfach nicht aufhören, jeden kleinen Teil des Dialogs zu singen? Was ist das Problem, wenn sie es so machen? Ja. I'm not gonna even give it, not even a whirl on Max or on Peacock or anything. If it's all singing? If it's all singing, you can keep it.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

559.859

Well, I mean, look, if it was my choice, there would be no singing at all. But I realize it's a musical, so my acceptable threshold of musical is Grease. It's a movie, and then everyone's like, go Grease, la-di-na-na-na-na. And you know what? Song's catchy. I'll live with it. But you're not gonna Hamilton me, where every single thing we do is a song.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

577.849

And Izzy, why don't you tell me your opinion of the matter?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

587.017

Oh, you know what? That's a grid of death. We should have that as a grid of death punishment.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

59.23

The rare elephant out of the room. Yeah. Yeah.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

594.445

Du musst jeden Teil des Dialogs singen.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

620.692

Ja, sicher. Jeremy wird in 20 Jahren den größten Podcast der Welt haben.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

637.114

Ich weiß nicht, wie groß ein Helikopter nötig wäre. Oder wäre es wie in Operation Dumbo Drop, wo sie ihn einfach unten halten?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

656.681

War es ein Flugzeug?

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

666.251

Ja, du hast recht.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

683.314

Billy, if I were, I've never skydived. I don't think I'm ever going to skydive, but if I were to. Es muss von der Rückseite eines großen Flugzeugs sein. Und du musst mit dem Rampen laufen.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

705.882

Ich denke, du musst zu jemandem gestrappt werden.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

862.564

Now multiply that by like a hundred cars.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

91.408

Hinter dem Rad, wie, komm schon, mit seinem Horn.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

950.483

I'll see you again. Guys, I have some reckless speculation here.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

972.346

Wow, wirklich? Schaut euch das mal an. Können wir das Bild wieder aufs Bild bringen? Nicht das Video, sondern nur das Bild von ihm.

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Local Hour: The Elephant Not In The Room

992.551

Wie der gebrochene Finger, der eine gebrochene Finger.

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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)

416.656

But we have to react to the sports that are live. And oftentimes that means we can't get to the scripted content that is also airing on the same day, right? I thought Billy's spoiler alert Wednesday was a good idea.

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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)

457.945

Whose apologies were Stan's, Greg's, or Draymond Green's?

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

1100.667

But when the mock draft comes out that's all trades, that one is electrifying every spring.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

1276.175

I didn't say that.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

1279.479

Well, not anymore.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

1551.203

Können wir jetzt das Kevin Hart Video anschauen? Denn als selbstverklammter Short King möchte ich wissen, wie deine Reaktion wäre, wenn du in einer Situation wärst, in der es mehrere extrem große Frauen gibt, die dich für viel kürzer sind als sie sind und mit dir Selfies machen. Wer sind die Frauen? Rekia Jackson ist einer von ihnen. Dijanae Carrington ist einer von ihnen.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

1572.778

Es sind ein paar WNBA-Spieler.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

1643.91

Nein, wir müssen das normalisieren, übrigens, weil dieses ganze Thema, dass Frauen nicht höher sind als ihre Mannschaften oder Männer oder was auch immer. Es ist nur eine verpackte toxische Masculinität. Und es ist einfach ein schreckliches Mindset zu haben. Du solltest dich mit wem auch immer treffen können, egal wer höher oder kleiner ist.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

1662.862

Aber es ist sehr lustig, in diesem Video zu sehen, wie klein Kevin Hart ist.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

168.44

Oder auf South Park oder so. Ich glaube, du hast die Essence des Wesens, warum SNL jetzt anders fühlt. Es ist nicht cool, zu spät zu bleiben und es zu sehen. Du bist ein Junge. Ich stimme dir zu. Als ich jünger war und spät zu bleiben und Dick in a Box zu sehen war, war es das lustigste, was ich je in meinem ganzen Leben gesehen habe.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

1770.811

Wait, I don't even remember saying that.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

1789.221

Oh, maybe Lucy said it?

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

1799.397

Es gibt viele von Kevin Hart. Er ist einer von diesen Schauspielern, die man immer sieht.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

185.985

Someone's dick in the box happened last month on SNL and I just wasn't watching.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

2290.148

I kind of feel like it's Caitlin Clark right now. She's not wrong.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

2440.314

Wir sind alle hier, um zu sagen, dass unser Lieblingsbasketballspieler Josh Hart ist. Wer bist du, Stugatz?

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

388.953

Ich dachte, die UConn Huskies würden diese Woche wieder da sein. Ich werde nicht lügen.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

439.934

And we didn't talk about the Trump stuff at all.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

560.034

But who votes?

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

562.517

Because they'll just keep voting for the guy that does what they want them to do.

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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again

621.66

Do you know who Mr. Beast is?

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

1422.809

Dan, no. That's a bit of a stress. No.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

181.472

It seems like this is minor shit talking. It's like, you guys aren't going to care about this.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

226.718

You should just do what you want to do. Were you not watching Saturday Night? It was that empty netter.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

246.092

I didn't like that.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

2524.446

Yes, sir. It doesn't disappoint, Dan. It's great.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

259.26

But there was also a Friday concert. Correct. So there was just nothing airing on Saturday?

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

323.921

He wasn't listening to you at all, by the way.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

332.088

No, it's about what you guys are talking about. You said that there's warning things beforehand. Disney+, half of their old movies for kids have the warning thing beforehand. It's like, careful, this is probably racist, and you may offend a lot of people. It's like, are we going to take a stand or not? We're just going to like, okay, like, We're good. We're just going to keep airing it.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

347.88

We have the warning at the front end, so our hands are clean of this. We don't need to do anything else here.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

466.258

But the internet's a gift and a curse for SNL, right? Because that's how the majority of their content's actually being viewed. I don't think there's a ton of people who are sitting at home on Saturday night watching SNL anymore.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

590.832

Saturday Night Taped, yeah.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

869.783

Hold on, PK. He's trying to put us in a really bad spot here because Keenan has had quite the career, starting on all that, then Keenan and Kel, then he does all the stuff on Saturday Night Live. He's in the Grinch remake. Keenan is really a testament.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

900.621

Keenan also knows, you know what, this is working for me. I'm not going to be the guy that's going to leave Saturday Night Live and go be a Hollywood star. Not that he's not, but he's not going to turn his back on Saturday Night Live and his roots of sketch comedy.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

912.489

I think he might be one of the longest tenured SNL cast members of all time.

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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

990.878

Okay. Hold on a second. Is this list just good-looking brothers or are these ones that are on TV presently?

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

157.756

Anthony Mackie was there at the Daytona 500. He said, gentlemen, start your engines. But he had like a weird cadence. Oh.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

165.224

I doubt it.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

1686.451

It stops us because they need to participate.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

1690.593

Congratulations, you've stopped us. We were talking before this show, Hawk, I don't know because you're a real athlete. I don't know if you ever played with a Vortex football growing up. Did you ever play with the Vortex?

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

1705.077

But it would make noise. Yeah, and it had the whistle. Yeah. I felt like I could throw that 90 yards easily. Probably it went like 45 feet.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

1738.706

The point was, Dan was trying to say how great we all are as athletes. I think we could all throw a vortex.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

1817.147

You're trying to shame him for being a good father?

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

1835.142

Is it also possible that your body's hurting because you're getting old? Because I didn't play in the NFL, and boy, my dogs bark sometimes.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

1945.536

He's in better shape. I started feeling these things at like 27. 25 for me. Yeah. You're in shape a lot longer than the rest of us.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

2008.31

I don't know about that.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

2036.802

Hannibal Lecter. It's very dangerous, Dan. It's not a sport that we should all just be doing, especially at our advanced ages.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

2055.916

I live on the edge, man. I don't know what to tell you. Easily. Some of us are built for this.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

2064.98

You wanted to punch me in the face.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

2126.887

Another phone. Minor penalty, two minutes, high sticking.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

242.625

Troy Brown was out of the league a number of years by the time Hawk joined the league. It would have been different teams. They would not have been teammates. No.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

359

I got a guy that can fix that for you. Yeah?

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

366.022

This guy was legit. He was super tall, though.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

369.723

That podiatrist's office that I went to years ago to have bunion surgery, I thought, man, if they had a rec basketball team, they would kill it. All the doctors were like 6'7". It was the strangest office I've ever been to.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

417.326

Were you not listening when she said... Yeah, like, what are we doing here?

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

510.562

Dude, that Suburban 100% has a heat license plate.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

518.525

Or Miami Dade, like student parking decal on it.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

548.425

How did basketball players used to play in Converse? Yeah. Every time I put on Converse, I'm like, man, these offer. Shout out to Converse if they're a sponsor of the show.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

558.252

But horrible ankle support. And the idea that like the NBA players used to play in Converse and like this was a great evolution of like the shoe for them is insane.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

606.561

I learned that this weekend. Coogler did.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

874.383

Are you asking if there was shit-talking in this environment or if we went and were playing football and there was shit-talking? I'm saying that is there anyone— Because I could be weird if someone just ran up and tackled Hawk just because while he's doing his show.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

935.991

This is probably one of the most psychotic sentences ever, but when you're playing sports and you have a situation where you get hit or whatever, there's nothing like the taste of blood. As soon as you get the taste of blood in your mouth, you're like, okay.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

95.129

In Roy's defense, it is a lot that you got going on. And also, I felt like we did Venmo last segment. If we're going to be honest with you, you should have been fine.

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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood

989.067

In the right environment, though. No, like on a field, you're like, oh, this is a good taste. At home, you're like, I got to call someone. This is a problem. I should be tasting blood right now.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1158.271

And then to take it a step further, you know, just a couple weeks ago, James Corden was stepping down and he said, you know who would be a great replacement for him? Me! I could do that. I could replace James Corden, right? I actually agree with you on that.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1173.304

If I don't have to move to LA and I could just do this somewhere near in the Tamiami area, like they have an old, you know, theater that's kind of abandoned right now, maybe we do something there. I mean, people like to come to Miami, right? Turn the abandoned Kmart into your late, late show studio.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1244.275

Du warst mit Matt Coogler, Produzent von South Beach Sessions.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1263.108

Pitbull war da, Demi Lovato war da, die Nacht davor, an einer privaten Party, die wir besucht haben. Es ist ein ganzes Ding. Es ist ein großes Event. Der Great American Race, der Superbowl des Motorsports, wie viele sagen. Auch wenn es die erste Rennstrecke ist. Wir mussten gehen, es ist Daytona, es ist eine kurze Rennstrecke.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1280.12

Wir sind zurückgekommen, wir sind zurückgegangen, wir haben mit Karl gesprochen. Ich denke, ich werde vielleicht die Stelle, wo wir am Abend geblieben sind, besuchen können, damit wir die Rennstrecke am nächsten Tag besuchen können. Und Ja, ich meine, wenn du uns da anrufst und es gut ist und wir es schaffen können, dann werden wir dein Event besuchen. Wenn Pitbull da ist.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1300.331

Pitbull war da, weil Billy da war. Ich wusste nicht, dass Pitbull da war, als ich verabschiedet war. Ich wusste nicht, dass Demi Lovato da sein wird.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1313.775

Ja, ich glaube, letztes Jahr musste er spielen und dann wurde er zurückgezogen, nicht zurückgezogen, aber zurückgezogen zum nächsten Tag. Und da gab es, Spoiler-Alert, ich glaube nicht Spoiler-Alert, man könnte einfach auf die Daytona 500 schauen, aber es regnete nach 11 Runden und es gab einen sehr langen Verlust. Und dann müssen sie fahren und die Strecke mit speziellen, trockenen Autos drehen.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1337.271

Es ist eine schöne Zeit.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1354.695

Du wirst herausfinden, er kostet es. in New Smyrna Beach, about 35 minutes away and then we drove over an Airbnb, lovely place to stay. Chad, great host. If anyone has any recommendations or is looking for a place to stay in New Smyrna Beach, stay at Chad's place. It was nice.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1412.723

Yeah, Kugler was really good. Es war verarschend, ehrlich gesagt, weil er das die Nacht vorher gemacht hat und wir waren bei diesem NASCAR-Event mit all diesen großen NASCAR-Wigs da und Jersey Jerry von Barstool war da auch und Cougs ist einfach so eine Sturm-Dance. Kannst du bitte stoppen? Niemand anderes tanzt. Aber er ist wirklich flüssig mit dem Cougs. Das ist nicht nur...

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1554.005

I don't know how that's possible.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1567.279

What a day in Daytona.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1588.666

Sie sind hier auf der Bühne und gucken Pit. Was für ein Tag. This is what NASCAR is about. This is what it's about. That's how you open a NASCAR season. Just like that. I'm home.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1615.024

I'm home. It's not exactly showing off NASCAR.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1630.576

Du bist etwa fünf Fuß von dem Präsidenten. Du kannst virtually alles tun, was du willst.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1635.801

Oh ja, ich habe das gemacht. Ich habe meinen Namen auf der Strecke geschrieben. Die Art und Weise, wie wir das Video geöffnet haben, es war in Pit Row auf der Wand, als die Autos vorbeigehen, nur ein Start zu einem Video. Und es war nicht so, dass ich eine besondere Person war. Ich stand nur da für 30 Minuten, damit ich diesen Spot hätte.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1671.617

He's now in control and can play a video to tank this whole thing.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1678.643

Das ist der 67. Rennen des Daytona 500 auf der Daytona International Speedway. Die Fans sind bereit. für Pitbull, der bald an der Bühne ansteigen wird. Ein bisschen trauriger Tag. Pitbull hatte vor zwei Tagen mit seinem Renn-Team einen Fall. Er ist leider nicht mehr Teil von Trackhouse Racing.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1701.694

Manche sagen, das ist vielleicht sein Schwanz-Song, das ist vielleicht sein letzter Performance für NASCAR. Zeit wird sagen, aber wir sind sehr glücklich, dass wir hier für diesen Moment in der Geschichte sind, als Pitbull singt. Einmal, vielleicht zum letzten Mal, auf der Daytona International Speedway. Herr, sind Sie heute für Pitbull aufgeregt? Entschuldigung?

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1722.572

Sind Sie heute für Pitbull aufgeregt? Oh ja, definitiv. Leid, dass er mit Trackhouse Racing ausgelaufen ist.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1730.558

Er sah sich zu emotional zu sprechen.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1753.367

I was asked by many people, they came up to me just because they saw the camera and the microphone, like, you're a YouTuber? And I'm like, kind of, it's complicated. Let's just say yes for now.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1774.496

Daytona Motor Speedway International, Daytona International Speedway, the Super Bowl of Racing. Auch wenn es die erste Runde ist, was seltsam ist, denn normalerweise ist die Superbowl am Ende des Jahres. Nicht normalerweise, es ist immer am Ende des Jahres. Was ist diese Musik? Und das ist, wo sie den Champion beurteilen. Das ist die erste Runde des Jahres, aber es ist die Superbowl.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1796.949

Ist das ein Banjo? Daytona International Speedway. Schaut euch das hier an. Es sieht im Moment leer aus, aber es wird sich vollziehen. Wir erwarten heute eine große Gruppe. Ich weiß nicht, ob das zusammenhängt, aber wir erwarten ein großes Publikum heute.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1852.225

Wir waren gerade an einer privaten Party, die Nacht davor, als wir für NASCAR-Big Wigs an einem Flughaushalt eingeladen wurden. Und dann sahen wir den Schedule und es war so, dass Demi Lovato performiert hat. Und wir waren so, wirklich? Okay, jetzt müssen wir gehen. Und es war cinematisch. Wir waren nicht auf der Liste, das war eine ganze Sache.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1871.876

Und dann mussten wir herausfinden, wie wir auf der Liste waren, wen wir durchgehen mussten. Es war eine ganze Sache. Aber als wir in die Liste gingen, kam Demi auf die Bühne und wurde stolz und begann zu spielen. Und dann sahen wir uns und dachten uns, oh, wir können ein bisschen näher kommen. Wir können ein bisschen näher kommen. Und dann kam es zu einem Punkt, wo wir dachten, das ist genug nah.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1889.251

Du kannst literally nur aufstehen und auf der Bühne sitzen, weil es so eine private Party war und jeder war nur mit seinem NASCAR in der Rückseite. Und wir waren nur da für Demi. Und wir waren wahrscheinlich 15 Meter von der Bühne weg, weil wir nicht mehr näher kommen wollten und es seltsam machen wollten.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1933.109

Oh ja, dieses Video wird nicht mehr auf YouTube sein. Ich weiß nicht, warum wir das gehört haben. Warum hast du das gemacht? Ich werde dir das sagen. Gut gemacht, Leute.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1939.973

Du hast Thomas gesehen. Thomas, das war das seltsame. Demi Lovato hat sich in der Mitte des Konzerts an Thomas gehalten und gesagt hat, ich liebe diesen Mann. Ich liebe seine Energie. Und dann ging zurück und hat weiter gesungen. Weil er tanzt und sie sagt so Sachen wie, ihr wisst diesen Song vielleicht, und dann schreit er aus. Und dann könnt ihr sehen, wie nah wir sind. Er schreit aus.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1962.646

Er ist beaming.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1974.957

What a performer, by the way, Demi Lovato live. We thought, because this is a corporate event, maybe we'd be mailing it in and just be going through the motions, lip-syncing potentially. No. Did she do a heart attack? Oh, of course she did a heart attack. Man, that's tough live. She did a heart attack. Look at that. That was us when we decided. Is she playing right now, posing for us?

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

1993.006

Yeah, yeah, that was in the middle of a song. She came up to us. We got right up with these things.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2008.729

Where's the greatest Joey Logano interview that has ever been done? People were calling us the Demi Lovat bros.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2175.708

Stugatz!

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2233.35

Es war schnell. Es war wie ein kurzer Walk and Talk. Ich denke, wir haben vielleicht drei Fragen gefragt. Und ich sage, nicht um jemanden zu verletzen, aber nachher waren die Leute so, was war das?

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2262.249

Ich war so, wir werden zurückgehen, und er war so, zurückgehen, und dann pausierte er und sagte, Championship at the end of the year? Ich war so, ja! Das war es. Er hat die Daytona 500 nicht gewonnen. Das war es.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2384.156

Wie viele Setsa-Türen denken Sie, dass sie in Daytona benutzt werden? International Speedway for the Daytona 500. If you were to guess, how many sets of tires?

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2397.63

Well, I meant per car.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2408.1

Ich würde sagen, 20. 20, okay. Für dieses Rennen benutzen sie nur sieben Räder. Wie viel kostet jeder Räder? Oh, das müssen tausende Dollar sein. Nein, das müssen 400 Dollar sein. Okay. Ich denke, wenn du das Premium bekommst, ich habe 800 Dollar bezahlt oder so.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2450.256

Ist das dein Wunsch? Ja, 10 Dollar ist dein Wunsch für den Set.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2457.485

Okay, also 40 Dollar ist mein Wunsch. 2800 Dollar für den Set von 4 Tieren.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2506.744

I think I told you, I had a guy pull up to me in a van in a Home Depot parking lot. I was walking out, I had bought a planter and he's like, hey, hey, hey. Du brauchst ein Home-Soundsystem? Ich habe ein Surround-Sound, all diese Sprecher. Er öffnet es und ich bin so, wo geht das hin? Ich bin sehr überrascht von dieser Interaktion.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2528.656

Normalerweise ist das ein 7000 Dollar Soundsystem, aber ich kann es dir wahrscheinlich für drei geben. Und ich bin so. Wird dieser Mann denken, dass ich nur mit 3.000 Dollar für ein Geräuschsystem gehen muss, in dem Fall, dass mir jemand mit einem Van mit Elektronik eingeladen hat? Es war das seltsame, dass ich dachte, nein, ich habe ein kleines Haus. Das ist das, was ich immer gesagt habe.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2550.585

Nein, nein, ich habe ein kleines Haus. Nein, das ist gut für irgendein Haus. Ich habe Kinder, es wird zu laut. Ich kann das nicht machen. Danke, aber vielleicht nächstes Mal. Ich denke, ich habe es mit einem vielleicht nächstes Mal gemacht.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2577.998

I can tell you this, you don't need cash or a credit card machine when you have Venmo. I mean, it's easy to do. Boom, boom. Venmo also sponsors our fine bucket. I don't know if you knew that, Dan, Hawk. Sometimes, you know, we'll get fines for doing things sponsored by Venmo. Incredible. Well done.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2603.565

The three people, first of all, I will tell you this, that trip... Du musst nicht wissen, wie viel das Geld für diese Sachen kostet. Das war vielleicht etwa 700 Dollar für vier Leute, die in den Daytona 500 gehen. Das war fast nichts. Es war wie ein Ausgleich. Ich sollte mich aufladen und einen Preis aufnehmen, weißt du, was ich meine? Vielleicht ein paar Gas-Mile oder so.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2619.172

Aber wir mussten jemanden haben, um die sozialen Clips rauszukriegen. Wir haben die Clips rausgebracht. Boom, so. Boom, boom, boom.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2647.689

I think I'm home. Hello, sir. How are you? Who do we like today? Wer mögen wir heute? Briscoe, Chase Briscoe bitte. Wirklich? Ja. Glaubst du heute ist der Tag für Chase? Ich hoffe es. Ich hoffe wir können die Rennstrecke machen. Ich hoffe es ist Lead Briscoe heute, weißt du was ich meine?

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2672.215

Das ist die Nummer neun Fahrt, die hier durchkommt, Taylor. Achtung. Achtung. Das ist eine gute looking Fahrt. Sind wir Nummer neun, Leute? Ist das Chase Elliott? Das ist was, Elliot. Wir sind Elliot-Kollegen, glaube ich. Hier geht's. Eine 48er-Fahrt. Eine historische Nummer, eine 48er-Fahrt von NASCAR. Bowman fährt sie heute. Ich denke, wir sind heute Bowmen. Hier. Die 48er-Fahrt.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2702.636

Weißt du, was ich meine? Billy? Ich mag es. Ich mag, wie wir so weit aussehen. Gute Nacht.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2719.327

Just wandering around.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2734.112

I mean, I saw his name on the car. It's over the window.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2738.953

I can't confirm or deny that.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2748.721

I was not. I gotta tell you, word got to me that you were really poo-pooing that situation.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2756.588

That was not the sentiment. I heard you said no big deal or something along those lines. I've had many a day.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2775.648

Das ist, was sie tun.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2778.511

Sie versuchen, uns zu dividieren. Genau.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2794.322

Ja, sie waren lange.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2812.65

Aber du musst die Eröffnung zum Video-Package auf YouTube sehen.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

2833.957

Du kannst es nicht sehen. Es sah fast aus wie ein Onesie. Diese Kofferhosen, gleicher Print, wie mitten im Hals.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

75.599

Shadow Show.

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

798.214

Wenn es um Erkrankungen geht, weil du gesagt hast, dass du dich für Kracken enttäuscht hast, wann ist es eine Erkrankung und wann bist du ein Olleck? Warum sind sie nicht Krackaholics?

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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros

813.117

Not crackaholics.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

195.065

It's fine. They're spectrums of love. You just love them less. That's okay.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

2405.369

International, really.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

245.557

Yeah, stupid. Did the Bucs even take it home? They didn't do the celebration. They didn't want the champagne. Their coach was like, ah, let's not do that.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

2506.968

That's what I'm wondering. I mean, part of them are cosigns, right? So, like, Greg has his book about the lion, right? But Dave Hyde has Swagger. With Jimmy Johnson. Yeah, that was a big one. He also has Perfection. with Bob Greasy. Then he has Still Perfect, The Untold Story of the 1972 Dolphins, and then The Dolphins at 50, Legends and Memories. One Trick Pony, some are saying. Wait a minute.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

2553.694

I think we have bigger fish to fry right now. Everyone's screaming at each other.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

2671.309

He's supposed to be wrapping a present, I think, too.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

320.619

Nothing. Just, you know, heard a joke.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

346.823

I found one of those Blueys at Walmart, by the way. Oh, yeah. Expensive. Looking for the footballs.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

598.291

Dan, before Greg goes rapping, he told us how great he was as a rapper. So I went and I collected about six or seven presents for you and I put them in the back corner to see if you can guess which one of them is Greg's rapping because he did such a great job. Other corner over there, right over your shoulder. Maybe you want to get them.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

614.468

Then we can kind of assess which one we think is the best rap and which one we think is Greg's. So then you'll know. Also, I'll let you know, someone has reached out to me personally and they said that they got wind of you wanting to match every toy that was donated.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

628.839

And they told me that they want to donate a Nintendo Switch and asked me how they can send one to us from Iowa so that you have to buy a Nintendo Switch for someone.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

640.705

So this person needs to book a flight and get down here. He'd need to deliver it in person.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

675.577

Stugatz also, in an effort to help, has made it worse because now no one can see any of the gifts. He wants to move them closer.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

682.003

They're out of the shot now.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

774.475

Giving it all. In Greg's defense, gift giving and charity involves really two primary parties, the giver and the receiver, both of them playing equal roles. If you do not have the receiver, then the giver is accomplishing nothing. So receiving charity is just as equal as giving charity, I think. Sure is.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

802.863

Just trying to close loops. It's just for you to guess which one because they were some nicely wrapped presents to see which one you thought was the best. All right.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

851.857

No, no, no. Well, there's one on the floor, too, I think that has a bow, possibly.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

856.419

He mentioned a bow, also. He loves a bow, yeah.

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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?

870.566

Strings with no bow. The one that he bragged about how great it was. Not that one, the other one with the rhino on it.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

1004.865

Happy holidays, everyone. We have, by the way, two established authors here. Maybe we could donate some books to the cause. What do we think? Gift of literature. It's worse than perfume.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

1298.342

Greg, when it comes to the cut, are you one that does multiple cuts? Are you the type that cuts once and then does the slide across the paper?

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

1341.413

Go for it. How do you feel about gift bags?

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

1355.442

I kind of want to go out there and see if I can identify Greg's gift just based on the wrapping.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

1521.559

Dan, if you were to guess, where would you think you would acquire that giant bluey that's next to Roy? Where would you go to match that one?

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

1536.663

Imagine you play a game of memory, right? And you're just like, well, that's a card that matches with another card. Like, no, you need to match the things on the card.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

1544.586

Match the fours to the fours.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

1570.521

Well, we have a Bluey and a football so far, so I'm on it. I'm all caught up.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

1582.307

Football looks suspiciously familiar to what Tony had yesterday, too.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

2337.58

You gotta stack the cups. I'm still winning it again, though. You gotta stack cups. Get the Biden Cup. That amount did nothing.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

2409.268

Well, that's not tomorrow. Today's Wednesday, everybody. We keep seeming to forget that. Mm-hmm.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

2415.915

Go ahead.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

2656.004

I feel like we're overcomplicating this. People like the Panthers and watch the Panthers because they've been good the past years and they just won the championship.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

2665.328

Yeah, exactly right. You're good and you don't blow up your team. People care and they're going to watch because they want you to keep winning. None of the other teams have actually really been super close. The heat went to the finals, but no one actually thought they were going to win the finals that year.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

2693.935

It's so far away.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

2775.64

My daughter's the only team she talks about down here. But also, you have season tickets. You control what your children like.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

37.917

70,000 people are here, and Bob Dylan is the reason for it. Inspired by the true story.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

484.674

So you're going to buy the exact same toys?

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

494.558

When's the last time you were in a toy aisle? I'd love to go toy shopping with you. Yeah. That'd be fun.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

509.309

We'll have Billy get roped in. Yeah, it's my last day this year, so get that done today. What was your idea?

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

516.496

I said I'd love for you to do it.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

520.259

Yeah, I would, in theory.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

536.955

Where you match toy for toy the exact same toy, and your charity watch is not done until you've found the exact same toys.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

730.017

You know, he's kind of taking a little bit to get into his groove, but we'll get there.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

737.543

Oh, come on, Greg.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

808.789

Well, I'll also say this for the people who like God bless football and for those that hate it, too. It doesn't matter. It's going to be dark the next couple weeks on this show. God bless football will not because it's playoff time for college sports and for the NFL. So you're still going to be getting your Mondays and Fridays episodes for God bless football. We're not going to abandon you here.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

826.521

And also you can vote for us at sportspodcastgroup.com if you'd like. Best football podcast. We're up against the Kelseys. And we're up against Mina. And we're up against a number of people, so please vote for us because we have stiff competition last year. And last year, we love you guys, but you failed us. We didn't even medal last year.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

842.677

So I don't want to blame you, like Dan's blaming you guys if the kids don't get toys this year. But if you want us to win, you're going to have to vote for us. And if you want those kids to have a nice Christmas, you have to donate toys because Dan's not donating a damn thing unless you donate. That's how it works. Match or nothing.

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

986.278

What age group do you buy gifts for, Stugat, since there's obviously a void in the middle that you don't need to buy for?

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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?

996.98

So 13 to 20.

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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)

1685.695

Pablo, were you also on Facebook when it was just a Hot or Not website?

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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)

1891.623

Really?

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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)

1894.524

Finally walking a mile in my shoes, Pablo.

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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)

2058.622

Well, they don't invite him on MSNBC because he thinks that corruption is the same now as it was before money entered politics.

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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)

856.339

That's as good as it gets.

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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)

862.764

You did that pretty quickly.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

1021.397

What's happening there? I don't know. He's just shouting out his homies. Why can't he shout out his homies? Is he not allowed to say homie? What's going on here? What's going on here, I think, is the question.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

1048.13

Oh, he's unbuttoned. He's semi-buttoned on God Bless Football. Off air, he's unbuttoned. We're talking shirt unbuttoned, right? Well, not off air. Yeah.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

1245.084

Yeah, I mean, it's a job. You know it's a job, and you behave differently at work than you do at home. I'm sure Mina Kimes is a lot differently on NFL Countdown than she is just hanging out on the weekend. Right, with Lenny.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

1260.748

Talk to the homie, Lenny.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

1273.335

Why do you want him to call everybody motherfuckers like he does on God Bless Football?

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

1279.737

Yeah, imagine that's how he's talking to Tony Dungy. That doesn't work.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

1740.17

Do they have to be retired or just any former Chief?

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

1754.56

I think Tyree Kill would retire just so he could go back to Kansas City under this scenario.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

1958.055

A big 6'2", though. A big 6'2".

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

2382.492

So, like, how old are you before you, like, when you start disrespecting older?

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

2393.338

Like, when I say Babe Ruth would be, like, a softball, beer league softball player. Like, that's the question. Like, when are we going to get that?

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

2655.727

It's cute that you think that you own your own thoughts, Dan, and that someone doesn't already own them. That's correct. They seem like genuine friends to me.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

2740.363

It was a long 40 minutes. It was long. Too long. It is. It is. You buy weird notes.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

2751.449

I want to get... Surprised he didn't have a Jimmy Butler jersey autographed behind his head. Jesus. Carrying water. So...

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

2830.201

Yeah. That was 11 years ago. LeBron left 11 years ago. That's amazing. Really? Yeah.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

2838.843

I'd also say that, like, you know, saying that people are tired of talking about Jimmy Butler, they're tired of Jimmy Butler and the Heat. The Heat are also tired of Jimmy Butler and the Heat, and Jimmy Butler is also tired of Jimmy Butler and the Heat. So imagine everyone else who's less invested of the situation.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

3016.882

On this show or in general?

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

3038.819

I mean, I saw Wendy's that was closed, but that's about it. Right. Jordan's still the greatest.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

32.123

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

868.08

Well, so do you think or does Chris Sims think that the Rams are going to the Super Bowl?

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

968.085

He talks a lot cooler than he looks. What? He's just shouting out his homies. What's the big deal?

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

990.754

Sims is in the Lefkoe tree, you say.

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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat

993.895

I don't know, I'm asking. I think Sims would view Lefkoe as in the Sims' tree. I'm wondering if that's the way he sees it, too.

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Postgame Show: Let's Go Over To Roy

391.24

What about some T.J. Kushmanzada?

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Postgame Show: Let's Go Over To Roy

438.476

I loved it. It wasn't universal, though. Like, Tag. I'm trying to think, like, Game Night. They're good. Oh, Good Boys. Good Boys is one that kind of got broke through, had some word of mouth.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Let's Go Over To Roy

457.255

22 Jump Street? When was that? I love 22 Jump Street. Don't even laugh like that. Pineapple Express. This is the end.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Let's Go Over To Roy

508.525

How much ice does it take for a polar bear to, well, whatever.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Let's Go Over To Roy

655.546

You already took out Ben Stiller earlier.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Let's Go Over To Roy

717.622

this is like dan asking jessica can you be a hardcore christian if you're a catholic hardcore catholic if your grandma bans pope jokes not my best work you guys want me to take another victory 57 57 of the audience says yes jessica's grandpa does indeed suck

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1003.729

Well, Auston Matthews has been playing well defensively in this series, as has Marner, but that's not what they give them the big-time money for. Auston Matthews can make the same amount of money that he makes right now not giving a flying F about defense because they pay him to score goals and help others score goals, which is why the Toronto media is asking, where is he?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1070.648

Is this a Nathan Fielder bit? Is this like going from HBO Max to back to HBO Max?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1206.074

He is ultimately aiming to help a lot of people.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1227.607

There's so many recreations of air tragedies that'll make you pull your hair out.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1257.676

Why is it your ass?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1260.298

Because the pilot has so much power.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1322.827

This is high art. There's no comparison between cheaters.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1388.071

Julia Garner? I've seen it on mute. I know it's got the people talking. Josh Brolin? I've been asked about this trailer. Thanos? Get to it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1532.785

I want to seize on something Dan said about R-rated comedies because I think that since the 1960s, we've never had such a long stretch of... unpopular R-rated comedies. They're just not even making them anymore, let alone, they don't even have an opportunity to succeed or fail at the box office. And I think the natural place that people went was the societal shift that happened in the teens.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1556.345

If you watch Wedding Crashers, if you watch 40-Year-Old Virgin even, there are things and lines in those movies that you can't get this movie made. You can't get a laugh out of that line anymore.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1568.314

There's so many things from those, which was probably the early 2000s, a golden era of what is considered to be a golden era of R-rated comedy. And it's a lost art form. But now there is one specific movie and one studio in A24 that's trying to bring the R-rated comedy back.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1586.885

It's great to be a tastemaker in that way. If you see the A24 script logo, you're like, okay, I'm in. I'm going to give this a chance. They do awesome horror movies. Well, they're venturing into comedy with an R-rated comedy. I got to co-host a screening yesterday at the University of Miami for this movie, Friendship. And guys, I'm here to tell you, I think R-rated comedies are back.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

159.358

I agree with your number one. He never missed. I agree. Your number one is perfect, actually, ahead of Michael Jordan.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1649.111

a low-budget Paul Rudd comedy.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1656.577

It's an extended sketch of I Think You Should Leave.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1689.897

I cannot wait to rewatch it because there are so many little, what many people might call little throwaway lines that aren't designed to get huge laughs and maybe people aren't even catching the first time. There are so many lines in this movie, which is a staple of an R-rated comedy. Lines that you can go back to and revisit, like Anchorman and Wedding Crashers, over and over again.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1707.663

I think this movie is certainly capable of that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1730.278

Would you at least admit that it's a contributing factor?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1795.451

Yeah, I mean, think about a film we mentioned Ben Stiller a lot today, Zoolander. Do you know what its release date was when it came out to the box office?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1805.295

It was the Friday before 9-11 and the box office was just totally dead and no one went to watch Zoolander in the theaters. It became popular because of DVD rentals and DVD purchases and word of mouth and that is something that just doesn't really happen

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

1822.865

anymore like you'll occasionally have these weird random movies that'll crack netflix's top 10 and you'll have an article like say why is this so popular but that is a very rarefied air before it used to be commonplace especially for comedies it used to be where if a movie was good in the theater you would know it because every week more and more people are going and it's making more and more money every single week and now if you didn't make all the money the first week you're done

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

252.971

He did not invent that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

260.858

Hasn't started yet. This show did actually invent something, though, which is the Wake the Kids Up game. Which is OKC versus Sirs in the final. Wake those kids up.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

344.801

Who are the four Americans on the Panthers? I know we got Kachuk. Yeah, that's a one. That's the one. I don't think, is there another one? Wait, it's like A.J. Greer American that I don't, like. Seth Jones? Seth Jones. Yeah, Popeye's Jr. Popeye's Jr. Popeye's Jr.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

406.668

Those are the four? We have four.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

410.069

What?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

412.19

Who's the fifth?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

476.128

You got to see Pearl Jam, so that's an important thing. Twice. How does transitive property work with the Pacers? Are they 244 points better than the Miami Heat? At least.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

689.504

Yeah, with an illegal style of play now.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

715.845

A lot of people don't pay attention to defense and just think it's happening in your own zone. But pay attention to this series because you have four of the best defensive forwards on the planet. Mitch Marner, Austin Matthews, Barkov, and who I hope wins is Selke and Sam Reinhardt. Just watch what they do when the puck is in Toronto's zone and how they chase and how they wreak havoc.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

736.135

And look at what Toronto's done in the neutral zone this series. If you like defense, this is a delightful thing to watch. And you don't even mention Lundell there. Lundell is up and coming in that conversation. Oh, Lister Reinen's probably the most underrated player in the NHL. He's probably been Florida's best player throughout these playoffs in terms of consistency.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

790.12

We actually had a defense chant, which is rare at a hockey game, and they weren't doing defense. How about Charlie Hustle? That is a great drug strain. It's a great weed strain. Do it when you're alive. Attinger.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

806.986

Hellebuck.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

85.194

Dude, I don't know what the Pacers uniform is anymore.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless

884.35

No, no, no. Last year's shirt was World War III. Yeah. Our group chat has a good feeling about this one.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1005.738

Don't take it personally, Jess, that he's leaving as soon as you're back.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1010.243

It's not you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1224.23

Why are you afraid of mercury poisoning?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1381.415

Wow, 12 ounces a week?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1414.837

Do you eat a whole, I mean, do you eat a whole can of tuna? They're five ounces.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1425.08

That's like your weekly serving. If it's 12 ounces, a can's like five ounces.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1428.941

Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1431.863

It's nice knowing you. Bad news, Hank Azaria is not going to your funeral. Can Hank Azaria cheer for the Knicks?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1599.113

I think Miami's going to keep that ass. He's not running hard enough. He was there for a second, then Izzy was there.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1627.103

Are you in a church?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1699.778

She's unapologetically Catholic.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1705.665

Dan, you can't eat more than three cans of tuna a week, we discovered while you were out. It's too much mercury poisoning.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1720.692

Good job, Mike. Dan, I thought about you the other day because I saw that one of your favorite tequilas is being sued in a class action lawsuit for using artificial things that I don't think would be good for you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1735.06

I don't think so either. Well, Billy Wednesday.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1746.066

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Not his favorite.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1799.817

Catholic to your core sounds like a workout routine run by a Catholic. Yeah, yeah. Like a thirst trap account of Catholics.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

1812.041

Exactly right. Catholic to his core. We're saving Yellowstone.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

2109.128

Yeah, exactly.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

2112.19

I'm on the Ernst & Young Wikipedia page and there's an entire section dedicated to accounting scandals, audit practices, exam cheating by audit professionals, investment banking, sexist training program.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

2130.7

I'm saying it seems as though this firm has a sordid history in which it seems as though in the past there's been malfeasances.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

2227.9

Well, didn't you see the video of Adam Silver at Duke and one of the graduates yelled at him, Adam, help out my Mavs. We're going through it right now. And he looked at him and he smiled and kept walking. I mean, smoking gun?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

517.074

Are we ready for an American pope? Because as soon as he was named pope, I saw what happened was they're like, let's find out what his brother was up to on Facebook. And I was like, I don't know if we should have a pope from America.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

605.736

What does he feel like to you? That's like Johnny Depp. He's from Broward, but he pretends he's French or whatever. Get out of here, Johnny Depp, please.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

646.706

Why am I Pope-obsessed? How am I Pope-obsessed? I was trying to come out here and give you guys all of the news while the papal conclave was going on. It was a big story in the world, so I was letting you guys know. And Jess is, you know...

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

660.935

unapologetically Catholic as we've discussed and also she's you know when you think of Jess you think Chicago and New York and South Bend and Pittsburgh and just a number of different places but Chicago is one of them so I thought maybe she came across she crossed paths with you know the Pope in Chicago or something at some point

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

723.328

What does a chemist do in the hospital? We're very confused by this. I did not know that they housed them in the hospital.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

750.045

Yeah, your grandfather invented LSD. Your grandfather's a bad guy.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

756.429

Your grandpa sucks.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

851.172

That's why he had to get rid of the last one.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

855.776

No, it was a thing that happened. It was like a big story. The Pope likes like Instagram models, thirst traps. Speaking of thirst traps, Dan, I don't know if you saw this. Have you ever heard of Yellowstone National Park? Yes, Billy. Well, Yellowstone National Park, apparently they're losing funding and they've resorted to, and it's time to talk about this beforehand.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

871.368

Yeah, apparently they're losing funding and they've resorted to posting thirst traps on TikTok. hoping that they go viral, and then they can raise funds for their national parks through the help of hunky men.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

930.551

Meme accounts sometimes change themes.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

974.503

He has to zoom in to make sure if it's science or not. Like, it's the whole thing.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core

995.308

Careful, you hurt your ankle yesterday.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz

13.776

In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz

1678.177

I like that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz

1942.369

Would you attend their funeral music?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz

2066.354

What about Stugatz? I would dance on his grave. So yes is the answer. So yes, but to dance on his grave.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz

2110.606

You weren't supposed to hear him.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz

343.013

No, he just signed a long-term deal.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1086.562

really go new york go new york go wow oh i am going i'm going to be there front row at this funeral jim dolan's throwing basketballs to fans outside here hey kid you want the game four ball hey man i don't i don't want that building to have a second of hope bing bong i just want them to get in their seats and not have a reason to stand up beyond the tip

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

109.157

I was waiting for an organic place. While we were laughing? Well, he mentioned 790. That was organic. A door opened for him. You've got to walk through it. You guys are talking about Tyrese Halliburton. I'm like, Dan, David Starr died.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1120.522

No, no, no. They're going to go down 20 and then the game starts. You understand? Then the Knicks start playing a little bit.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1130.432

That's right, because Derek White is one of the greatest players I've ever seen with my own eyes. I had this take yesterday. In games that I have watched with my own eyes, Derek White is a top 100 player in the history of the NBA.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1150.955

I hate betting against this guy. Every time I bet against this guy, he's amazing. He hits all the props. The guy is incredible. He's a good defender. He hits big shots. He stops the best guy whenever there's a switch and someone tries to take advantage of his size. He's incredible.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1172.593

There's nobody I have ever feared more betting against outside of maybe Patrick Mahomes than Derek White. It's crazy how good this guy is.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1193.015

It is a lie.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1196.577

Get those chickens ready. I said that for a fact.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1217.028

Hand up. I'll admit it when I'm wrong. I was wrong there. I lied.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

130.397

Yeah, I was really bummed. I was actually texting with Hawk.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

134.059

I was texting with Hawk about it. He was a nice guy. He loved his son. There was a promo when we first got the Dolphins. It was highly inappropriate that he made it. What was it? David Starr would always do this thing where he would want a pop culture reference in the middle of it, no matter what.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

150.789

So there's a disembodied voice celebrating the Dolphins partnership going, excuse me while I whip this out. And it was not Hawk's job at the time. It certainly wasn't mine, and we had that pulled because it was so inappropriate.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1525.966

You said don't explain things. Yeah, what's happening? What are you doing? Don't tell people what's real and what's not.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1556.781

There was more of a conversation.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1559.284

I caught portions of it. And Dan was like, why didn't we talk about it after the show yesterday? And Billy kindly reminded him, you left early. There's a lot of context missing in this conversation.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1682.487

You know what always surprises? Mango with heat. Mmm. like a spicy mango flavor profile. It's savory and sweet and spicy. It's very good.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1772.429

No, that was after we left.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1776.851

I don't know why I made a principal stand. I was like, I'm not going to take part in this gold rush. And you guys made so much money.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

1868.275

So it was actually kind of around when we left ESPN.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

2092.981

I wanted to talk about how the Michelin star became so valued. It's a crazy story.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

2214.004

Six points back. It must have been. It felt like 27 years of that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

2247.226

Maybe it leaves a shuck, man.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

2252.868

Is Wall playing? I know Stolarz was back on the ice.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

2257.989

We were getting goalied that game.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

2269.473

Way better than the CPR line. You remember Billy Pelton? So one of the Panthers owners went crazy on Twitter. Oh, my God. Yeah, he's done that before. That's not even the first time? No, he's always been an idiot on social media about that stuff. Next level idiot. Yeah, he's been a next level idiot on that front. He's very outspoken, very conservative, very public about his beliefs.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

2311.978

Yeah, and if you pay attention to hockey and if you pay attention to the Panthers, the reason why this is known amongst hardcore Panther fans that this is a big... I didn't know this, actually. No, he's been a problem before, and he pops off on social media before.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

2333.989

Are you talking about Jared Kushner's brother? No. Because that was avoided in the Pat Riley presser. I didn't see them answering questions about how Jared Kushner's brother acquired a stake in the Miami Heat. We just moving along.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

2364.662

Not from the NHL. Not from the NHL, no. And he's been suspended indefinitely, which is the right call from the league. I don't know if there have been internal actions. Again, he's got a sizable stake in the Florida Panthers. There's only so many people I can tell him to do something over there.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

2394.921

Yeah, I mean, he did multiple things wrong in one tweet. It was just like, it's not something that you see from an executive in sports.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

2452.813

Pretty easy. One's a tendy, one's a keep. Like a chicken tender, chicken keeper.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

247.057

Of people just being like, you good, man?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

249.458

What's going on there? Wasn't a fan of it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

302.051

No, we were talking back here. It's been a weird couple of days on the show. And Chris asked aloud, like, what do you think Zaz is thinking these last few days? And Billy just picks his head up from his papers and he goes, cha-ching. They can wise love money. I got to go into work tomorrow morning.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

330.713

It's a little tribute to Dave Starr. Dave would have loved that, and his son, too.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

34.65

Before including internship?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

343.016

It's true. Every time you see him, he was so proud. I don't want this to come off. You don't get a reward for that. It's a qualification.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

358.218

That's a good answer.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

484.686

It's not the right answer.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

504.711

Yeah. He's given the shrimp some thought, some more thought. Circling back on the shrimp.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

58.266

I do want to take the opportunity to say we had an original production director over at 790, David Starr, and I found out last week that he passed away. So thoughts and prayers to his family. I'm sorry to bring the vibes down, but 790 holds a special place in our heart, and Dave Starr was a big part of that station.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

664.745

I think collectively we have one overriding thought from last night's Cleveland Cavaliers elimination, and it was this sound courtesy of Turner.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

686.365

What was he from three? He was 0 for 9 from the field. Wait, so how many threes did he hit? He was 0 for 6 from three.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

706.428

It's like the friend that's like, we're going to rage all night, and then at happy hour after three Long Islands, it's done.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

787.836

The top ten is littered with Jimmy Butler. Jimmy Butler just said all sorts of nonsense. And, by the way, he was allowed to get away with it because he'd done enough in the playoffs. But he said all sorts of crazy things.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

85.155

Marty Schottenheimer, too. Whoa. Whoa. I thought it was big enough news to let you guys know personally. And I thought it was weird that neither you or Sugatz responded to that. I guess you guys weren't big Dave Starr guys. Yep.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

993.143

Fair enough. Is it sustainable with his frame? I mean, if anybody's been built to carry that kind of mass at that size, it's Giannis. His nickname is Freak, but his game, he doesn't have a consistent shot. His game is power on the inside, and he's going to be north of 30. I do think it's fair to question how long can he be that?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Final Nightgown

138.473

Ich könnte ihn auch sehen, der denkt, du bist verrückt, weil er denkt, wenn sie nicht ein Superbowl-Kontenner sind, sollten sie sich die ganze Saison anpunten.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Final Nightgown

1464.859

Funny visual, though.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Final Nightgown

1743.404

Ich habe ihn auf einem Rockingchair mit seinen Großeltern, großen Großeltern. Es war... November 13th.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Final Nightgown

69.151

Dieses Video von The Dan Lembitard Show with Stu Gatz wird von Smirnoff veröffentlicht. Wir machen Spieltage. Bitte trinkt verantwortlich. Die Smirnoff-Familie, New York, New York.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

1047.31

Billy, warum bist du so traurig? Ich bin nicht traurig, aber du hast einen 24-3-Loss gegen Tua in einem Spiel, in dem er nicht gespielt hat. Welcher ist das? Der 24-3-Loss gegen die Seahawks, der dritte Spiel der Saison. Das ist ein minus 21-Punkt-Differenzial, den du gegen Tua hältst, wenn er nicht gespielt hat. Und die Woche danach war es 31-12.

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Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

1066.116

Also hältst du einen Punkt-Differenzial als Grund, warum die Dolphins nicht gut sind, wenn der starting quarterback nicht im Spiel war. Ja, das ist fair. Das ist minus 40 in Punkt-Differenzial und overall sind sie minus 57.

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Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

1091.845

Weil ihr Quarterback wieder da ist. Du hoffst also, dass ihr Verteidiger die Offense wieder finden kann, denn am Montag war ihr Offense am letzten in der Liga. Und letztes Jahr war ihr Offense am obersten in der Liga. Du hoffst also, dass ihr Offense es finden kann. Aber der Grund, warum ihr Offense am letzten in der Liga war, ist, weil sie keinen Plan hatten, dass ihr Verteidiger runterkommt.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

1110.185

Und die Leute, die sie einbrachten, konnten die Offense nicht runtern. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ben, break not, Dan.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

1552.548

Wir sind wirklich an der 40-Jahre-Marke. Nicht in meinem Leben. Die 40 Jahre sind basically the same. Okay, but they went to a Super Bowl. In 1984. Next year is 41 years.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

1693.719

Ich meine, bei einem Spiel. Also ist es essentiell das Gleiche. Über 20 Jahre, 15 Spiele, ist nicht mal ein Spiel pro Saison. Sie sind das Gleiche.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

1738.042

Here's a positive, Dan. Can't lose in the playoffs if you don't make the playoffs. Boom.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

1954.85

Now they're going to have to figure out how we get in the group stage into the teams of four and then single elimination. It's on Tuesdays and Fridays in the prestigious Emirates NBA Cup.

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Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2014.935

This doesn't affect him that much. He'll be fine.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2050.489

LeBron geht für Back-to-backs, oder? Ja, das ist sein Legacy.

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Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2059.264

I was trying to find it last night. I couldn't figure out how this actually works.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2083.971

Es ist besser als das Red last year. Das Red last year war echt schlecht.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2099.986

Kannst du nicht einfach dein normales Tor auf ein In-Season-Tournament-Logo setzen, anstatt deines? Dann wüsstest du, ja, was auch immer es heißt. Ja, nenn es ein Tag. Ja, nenn es ein Patch, wie sie es mit den Finals gemacht haben, wie eine kleine Stampe.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2151.698

Das Schlimmste ist, dass es ein schlechtes Handeln ist, richtig? Es ist wie, oh, lass uns es brennend und flashig machen und das wird die jungen Leute bekommen. Es ist wie, weißt du, was du tun musst, um mich im Endzeit-Tournament anzusehen? Bring das Tor zurück, das sie im All-Star-Spiel hatten, das sich auf ein LED-Tor auslösen würde oder was auch immer.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2167.628

Und dann nimmst du Netflix da drauf, damit ich meine Show auf dem Tor sehen kann, während ich das Basketballspiel sehe. Das wird mich interessieren. Ich kann zwei Dinge auf einmal auf dem gleichen Bildschirm sehen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2183.526

Just Billy. Roy, come on. You like this in-season tournament in this court? No, it's terrible. I know you're right down the middle, but you're a basketball purist traditionalist. No way you like the blue court. Impossible. No way you like this made-up tournament. I hate the tournament, I hate the courts, I hate everything about it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2467.441

Because his players don't even care as much as him. They don't play half the season because they don't feel like playing. So why is he going to beat himself up over Game 10 of the regular season? They get screamed from behind when he told them, don't get screamed from behind. It's Game 10.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2490.816

Es ist ein regelmäßiges Saison-Spiel in der NBA, wo es 80 von ihnen gibt. He'll be fine. Get some perspective.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2502.525

I don't know, but it's not calling a time out.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2527.662

Nein, für einen Tag, aber nicht in Monaten, nicht am Ende des Jahres.

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Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

2561.894

Latch? Latch konnte Dinge ihm verletzen. Er war ein schlechter Manager.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

443.817

Wie ist es, wenn ich Jeremy bin, wie viel die Heizung schadet? Ja.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

481.252

Ich sehe Dinge so, wie sie sind. In der Mitte, Roy. Du hast zwei Optionen gegeben und dich in eine dritte Option gesetzt, die du nicht gegeben hast. Ja. Ja.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

888.828

The Dolphins beat them and put them under 500.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

893.87

So they're going to lose the rest of the games. I don't know what we're supposed to do to convince you. If you don't want to believe in them, don't believe in them. I asked you a direct question.

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Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

922.981

Ich meine, von Jahr zu Jahr ist es nicht das gleiche Team. Was sie vor drei Jahren gemacht haben, ist nicht wirklich wichtig, im Vergleich zu diesem Jahr. Und wir ignorieren den Fakt, dass ihr Startspieler die Hälfte der Saison verpasst hat.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Lot Of Thigh

951.804

Okay, decent. What's the point differential when he's playing? Because we're using all these stats where it's a team that couldn't score anything against him. We're picking and choosing when it is that we want to credit stats. Well, the stat I'm using is the record. And it's a record in which is incomplete with their starting quarterback. He hasn't played in all those games.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

159.411

Hier ist die Sache. Wir sind 3-0, wenn wir die Ducks gegen die Sprengung nehmen. Nicht, weil sie all diese Spiele gewonnen haben, sondern weil sie gespielt haben. Und im Hockey ist eigentlich jedes Spiel ein 1,5-Punkt-Spread. Wie haben sie gegen einander gespielt? Sie haben zwei Mal dieses Jahr gespielt. Am 16. Oktober und am 22. Dezember. Beide Mal...

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

181.072

The Anaheim Ducks came out victorious by a score of 5-4. In October was in overtime. In December it was a shootout that decided the game. Either way, 5-4 is only a one goal difference. And here, games in Utah, Utah Hockey Club is favored by one and a half goals. They haven't beat the Ducks yet this year. In the last five, both teams are 2-3. You know what?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

1888.309

So, Tiger, did he get hurt in his own digital golf league, TGL? Because he's saying that he didn't, but that's all the activity that we've seen him doing lately. But he also then can't go out and say, I got injured in this league that I started, and you guys should still watch it, and it's fun, and no one ever gets hurt, right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

1913.245

Das hat nichts mit TGL zu tun. Okay. Well, hold on. Let's see where it's going.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

1935.367

Du bist gut. Ich spekuliere nicht. Ich frage nur, ob jemand... Du sagst, es gibt ein Cover-Up mit Tiger Woods. Nein, ich würde das nicht sagen. Ich frage, warum ihr das nicht sagt. Ja. Warum sagt ihr das nicht, ist das, was ich frage.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

1953.413

Er hat gesagt, meine Achillen sind schmerzhaft.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

1963.217

He'll play with Charlie. The Golden Bear is out there for a tournament a year. Jack Nicholson.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

1990.316

Der kleine Wayne heute war unglaublich.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

1999.743

Jack Nicklaus oder Alner Palmer, einer von ihnen ist immer da. Alner Palmer ist nicht mehr bei uns.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

2018.733

Ja, sie gehen da raus, spielen. Sie gehen rum nach zwei Hosen und sagen, ich bin zurück. Und dann stoppen sie. Er kann das mit Charlie machen. Und jetzt, dass er seine Computer-Digital-Golf-Simulator hat, geht er da raus, TGL. Er könnte definitiv mit Charlie spielen. War nicht Charlie, der ihm Hühnern-Nuggets the other day threw?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

203.259

I'm not gonna say that the Ducks are gonna win, but I am gonna say that they're gonna cover. Ride the Ducks. You know what we say here at Against the Spread? Against the Spread? Ducks fly together.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

2054.612

Multiple Instanzen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

2071.872

Dude, I have such a good idea and I'm wondering if you... I think only Amin will follow me on this one because it's kind of out there, this idea. It's been a while since we've heard any headlines on these people, right? Dude, Liv should sign Charlie Wood. And then you just put Woods on all of your promotional stuff going forward.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

2093.688

You throw a boatload of money at Charlie Woods if you're Liv just to get people out there. And like, is Tiger not gonna go to support his son? Because that's crazy. Right? You sign Charlie Woods to a massive deal if you're Liv and you find a way to get Tiger there by kind of going around the system where Tiger wouldn't sign with them to begin with.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

2191.498

Will Jake seine Musik schreiben oder nicht?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

2256.498

Nein! I think he is.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

265.111

Ich würde sagen, weil von deiner Attitüde her. Du setzt das so auf, als wäre das schrecklich. Wenn wir das so beherrschen, wie wir es als Show tun könnten, wäre das großartig. Ich würde anrufen, Leute auf levitardaf.com zu besuchen, wenn sie Teil dieses Turnieres sein wollen. Ich bin gestern Abend durchgegangen, als ich die Videos gesehen habe.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

283.36

Ich sah es so aus, als ob ich Jobinterviews durchführe, während ich diese Videos gesehen habe. Es gab mir wirklich einen Blick darauf, wen ich an bestimmten Positionen hire. I don't know if you guys would agree with my hires, but I was on the hiring committee last night, and I will say this. We got some options here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

300.908

So if I were you guys, I would get in, because I will tell you this, and I don't want to create any urgency here, but we're going to be ranking these people the next, I'd say, two days. So if you want to get in, I think today is kind of right around the last opportunity you're going to have. Unless you want to do tomorrow, then maybe we'll check it tomorrow.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

317.575

But we're starting to rank these teams, and lo and behold... We have surpassed the 64 entrants that I was hoping that we would get. So we're going to be eliminating people. Right now I got two folders. You're going to want to be in one of the two folders. The two folder options right now are approved and the other option is reviewed, not approved. That's the folder you want to avoid.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

341.517

Don't want to be in that one. So come in, send a video, Levitard AF, submit and tell us why you should be watching the game with Dan or why you're the biggest fan or really whatever you want. Because I've learned in watching these videos, some of you are not sticking to a script whatsoever. You're just talking about whatever you want. What are the rules? Be funny. Be less, be 30 seconds or less.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

359.631

Like really is the most important rule. Telling you funny is your best way on the show. Be you. I would say be you because there's a lot of, if I'm going to tell you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

369.199

Nein, nein, du bist es, denn ich werde es dir jetzt sagen. Der veröffentlichte, nicht veröffentlichte Folder ist voll mit einigen lustigen Jungs, die nicht sehr lustig waren. Also, wenn du einen lustigen Jungen versuchst, I'm not sure what you're going to do on this job interview. So if you want, I would even say, if you're taking this seriously like a job interview, maybe you wear a suit.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

386.873

Maybe you dress to impress. Maybe you dress for the job that you want. Try, in other words. Not try, don't be yourself.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

394.74

Unless you're funny and then be yourself. Here's the best advice I can give you. Try... um dich selbst zu sein, oder die Version von dir selbst, die du denkst, dass ich in der nächsten Runde durchführen würde. Was auch immer das bedeutet, in 30 Sekunden oder weniger.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

418.955

Ich hatte alle Lichter aus, weil es nach dem Schlafzeitpunkt in meinem Haus war. Und die Lichter gehen durch die Kratzer der Tür. Also war ich literally nur in der Dunkelheit.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

427.422

Dude, es war nach 8.40 Uhr. Es war eine späte Nacht. Es war eine späte Nacht.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

433.066

Ich habe ein Büro, in dem ich es machen konnte, aber ich habe mir entschieden, dass ich es auf dem Kühlschrank machen werde. Aber es war schwarz. Die einzige Lichterung kam von meinem Laptop, als ich diese Videos gesehen habe. Es war sehr traurig, um ehrlich zu sein. Es war eine sehr traurige Nacht. It feels a little sad.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

451.25

We put the sad in sadness last night in the Gill household.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

465.419

Can I tell you something? I'm going to break the fourth wall here. I shouldn't. No, I want to hear it. I just want you guys to be in the process. So I was doing this and the thing is now I believe this is going to lead to a lot of fraud in these videos. Einer der Leute, die ich durchgebracht habe, hat ein Video von Alaska veröffentlicht.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

484.734

Aus dem Glacier, trinkt Kaffee, machte einen Pitch, warum er hier wäre.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

489.178

Ich dachte ehrlich gesagt, dass ich das durchgebracht habe und die Fähigkeit dieses Fans aufnehmen werde, weil ich logistisch sehen will, wie wir es organisieren werden, um jemanden aus Alaska zu bekommen. He was on the fence and I said, you know what?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

506.258

Greyhound. Oh, dude, a Greyhound? You gotta leave now.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

512.103

LevitardAF.com if you want to submit a video here. Join us for the fun.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

535.381

Yeah, it's a fan voting thing.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

544.647

It's up to the fans. This is democracy.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

550.971

Pro-democracy. I'm not going to apologize for that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

562.099

I'll tell you this. We have a type. We definitely have a type. Dude.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues

567.932

I haven't seen steak sauce yet.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1069.303

87, Dirty Dancing.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1425.213

Just crushing Moe's DJ.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1470.77

This would be like me being like, hey, don't do word combos to me.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1474.372

At a wedding.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1513.972

I think he's like Udonis Haslam. He'll get his jersey retired by one team, but not a Hall of Famer.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1552.128

Let's get a couple players to compare and put it on the poll.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1578.417

But then wanted to go be a smaller piece. He's like Clint Howard.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1721.74

I'm wondering what other breakfast food he could have as a name that would also have a good career as an actor.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1729.025

I don't think we'll beat Kevin Bacon. I'm asking the question.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1753.826

Kevin, Corned Beef, and Hash. We're workshopping.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1764.674

Kevin Flan. Kevin Flan's an action hero. That's a Hall of Famer. Kevin Grit. That's a good one. It has to be Grits, right? Yeah, but I'm just. Just one. Just a single. To me, the name is more powerful. Yeah, the sequel is Kevin Grits.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1801.616

I was thinking Buddy had to be number one, but that's a good list. Chief, man. Chief. All right, Chief.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1809.025

Relax, Buddy. I think Buddy might. I like Buddy and Chief.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1819.727

Jackass did you say champ champ? That's what a stepdad calls a kid like champs never used Never used condescending all the time to me. It's like hey good job champ Stepfather taught like genuinely talking to a young kid.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

1866.321

Kevin Syrup.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

207.524

From Jeremy, in particular.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

2072.911

Stephen ASPN.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

213.168

If Mike said it, I'd be like, mm-hmm.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

2238.013

Ooh, that's a good one. Now that's a star. I do the opposite of what you were saying kids do. I'm like, if I want ice cream, I go, Gracelyn, go tell Mommy we should get ice cream. Sometimes I get caught we were walking out of a restaurant the other day, and there was a cold stones right there So I'm like tapping my daughter.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

2258.641

I'm like okay, and my wife looks back and sees me Pointing at the cold stones like tell mommy we should go and I'm just like oh I was looking I was stretching my arm.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

2269.985

It was a school night. It was past 830. My wife has this thing past 830. Did you still have homework to do Chris? No, but my daughter needs to go to sleep. You know by 9.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

2279.769

8.30, she wants us to be like, we can't go get ice cream at 8.30 on a school night. Like, 8.30, we either need to be out of the restaurant. If we're going out to eat on a school night, we need to be out by 8.30 is the rule.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

2311.044

Oh, it's the Graceland she says that, but I know the rule because I'm an adult.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

260.425

I agree with Billy. Go out on top.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

285.422

You're acting like this is a debut album. It's like your 17th album.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

54.997

This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stugatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

614.329

Get the wrong country.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

846.226

Not to justify what he said, but apparently this was like he had done multiple games in this night. So this is an old man delirious. This is Greg Cody at the end of the show.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

859.859

8 p.m. What time is it?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

917.591

It's modern day bonding.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

You're listening to DraftKings Network.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

104.548

Chris, it's an insane hill to die on. I'm sorry.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

1109.237

I think if you did an Elon Musk impression now, probably wouldn't be able to air it over television.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

118.039

Also, he's your backup.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

125.662

Well, not me. Last year, I was like, they should sign a better backup because they totally. They shouldn't have let Mike White go. See, if that's what we're doing here. But he had to make the White Lotus. We want Mike White over Zach Wilson. We needed season three of White Lotus.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

1335.842

This was around the time of that whole cave rescue debacle. I think that was when a lot of people were like, hang on a second.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

1351.631

What about what I can assure you? You're not.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

158.039

But the argument was Russell Wilson or Zach Wilson, was it?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

1797.029

Billy, a Spanish instructor is something that I would like to do with you. David's just been saying tits, tits, tits, tits, tits over and over for five minutes.

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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

1831.82

I believe that the... It's obscene and profane is the FCC standard, but the George Carlin bit, it is one of those words, and I think that they get transposed with one another.

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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

1936.102

And also a hat that says ass.

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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

215.963

The Russell Wilson-Steelers conversation is an interesting one that I feel like we've already had several times. But I don't think he is the only reason to blame for the Steelers imploding at the end of the season.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

225.088

And I do think that in a better world where there's not animosity perceived on my part between him and Arthur Smith, it makes sense for them to just re-sign him for a year because they're not going to get anything better. That being said, Zach Wilson wouldn't be better either.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

2470.836

I think, of course, unless it's like really good and they have like, you know, like The Last Dance, they had the archival footage that made it worthwhile. But yeah, you know, you're going to get a different version of the truth.

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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

2517.843

You have a house in East Hampton with like several different toilets, depending on what time of day it is.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

2542.486

Wow. Okay. And spiritually, I was right. Sorry, Bridgehampton? I don't know where your house is, David. You've got a lot of toilets. That's my point.

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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

360.315

Honestly, you guys attacking Billy on that was some of the best work yesterday.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

382.745

Oh, and now he's amazing. He didn't throw any interceptions when he was playing for the Browns this year.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

399.318

Who?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)

619.55

Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan seems kind of obvious.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show

115.585

Just multiple comments from the room. Amin's in a hat.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show

1468.031

He's above average.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show

1485.583

Jalen Brown there would be.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show

1761.701

Having said all of this, all of you would bet yes. Everyone would bet yes. I'm confused whether he's done it or not.

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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show

1854.125

Right, because we're jerks.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show

830.249

I agree. In general, your point is not wrong, but the last few weeks, they've turned it up is all we're saying. You're hitting them like they're still down. They're trying. Maybe.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

You're listening to DraftKings Network.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1071.21

Look at this.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1072.731

I think I'm speaking goat to goat here. Him, Paul Pabst.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1082.76

Yeah, I'll give Paul Pabst his flowers.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1101.255

I think I'm up there. He hides behind the numbers. Well, you put yourself in the top five. Yeah, I think I'm up there. Mike's a top five.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1116.868

I'm leaving Andy King out, but I mean.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1132.482

Travis Rogers.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1374.335

This is the Don Libetard Show with the Stugatz.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1557.929

But I'm top five. Right. Right. You guys. You're supposed to let others do that for you, though.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1647.93

No idea. Okay, so. I'll guess. No, no, you can. Memphis, I mean, I don't know. It was. It used to be. Wow. A cup of coffee? A couple years. All right.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1708.532

And now Derek White is you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1741.319

He is making $16.6 million this year.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1767.877

Shot maker. I know. Is he a Bucs legend, though? I mean.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1774.461

Sidney Moncrief.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1782.706

Well, he does. I mean, he plays basketball for a living. Sign me up. I'll play for the Wizards. The answer's never.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1806.546

You want me to feel bad for a guy who was in Boston, played with the same players that Derek White is playing with, played with the same players that Drew Holiday, he couldn't get it done, and now he's in Washington. But you know what? $16.6 million.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1840.987

Do you think those Bulls teams win six championships without Horace Grant and Dennis Rodman?

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1870.422

You think they win without Jon Paxson or B.J. Armstrong? Yes.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1919.121

Not make it 16.6 million, though.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1934.247

Yeah. The Bulls are the example for you, Dan. Yes. They did it with two separate teams, like interchangeable pieces. It was Purdue, then it was Wennington, it was Paxton, then it was B.J. Armstrong.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

1945.911

That's what I was trying to tell you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

2000.833

Yes, yes.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

2101.148

You know, 97 Bulls and Robert Parrish. We left out Scott Williams and Robert Parrish. That's right, the Chiefs.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

2114.123

He wants so many undeserving basketball player rings.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

2139.878

But they could all hit a baseline, Jay. All of them.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

2176.092

They had 15 of them.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

2204.445

I mean, Dudley went to Yale.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

2459.194

It's the exact sound you made.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

2475.696

Yes. When someone, yes, shakes your uncle's hand. Yes. You know what I'm saying.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

313.485

Yeah, yeah. It is?

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

468.754

They did things and asked Aaron Rodgers to do things they knew Aaron Rodgers was not willing to do. He was never going to accept those terms, not from that organization. And so you have a new head coach at Aaron Glenn who's saying, hey, I don't care if you're Aaron Rodgers. He has to do this, Dan, right? I don't care if you're Aaron Rodgers.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

485.151

You're going to do it my way or you're getting out of here. And I don't mind that Aaron Glenn did it. I don't. He has to. He has to save face because a lot of the criticism was exactly what you just spoke about over the last two years. Aaron was doing whatever Aaron wanted to do. And Aaron Glenn is simply saying not anymore. You're not doing it anymore. And I understand that. I do.

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

673.213

It worked fine for Aaron.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

702.653

And no one will challenge.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

762.049

Yeah, but Mike, you have a legend who's willing to talk about that on your show on a weekly basis. He's coming towards the end of his career.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

855.563

But Dan, what Mike is asking is how long will that be able to sustain its value?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

890.911

I did not read a book with my ears. By the way, you have Tomlin saying it's okay to do that show still?

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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time

964.304

Plus, he's interesting. Mike, we know this. We had him on all the time. He's an interesting guy. And I think that interest and him being kind of interested and piquing people's curiosity will last well beyond his playing years. I think people are just fascinated.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

1334.534

And I kept repeating the same song from like summer camp and singing it to my sister in the back seat. And my parents in the front seat were like, just ignore her. She's going to shut up if you ignore her. Don't yell at her. She'll keep doing it. And I said, oh, you want to bet? So then I sang the song all the way from like the Kentucky-Ohio border to like Tennessee for like 45 minutes.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

1355.666

And my parents and my sister wanted to murder me.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

1360.529

Exactly. I was like, I bet I can outlast you with my annoyingness. Beyond your wildest expectations. And yeah, nothing has changed since then. I'm still super, super annoying. And stubborn.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

1568.641

He didn't talk about the heat, so it was a win.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

1988.732

Ich habe ein paar Fragen, aber zuerst, ich bin ein Steeler-Fan und ich habe den Sinn, dass Mike Tomlin auf der Front steht, dass er die Kameras nicht haben will, aber dann, wenn ich die Show schaue, denke ich mir, dass er das geheim liebt. Was ist dein Sinn, wenn du mit ihm auf dem Steeler-Stuff arbeitest?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

2049.67

Yeah, now he's just being himself. My favorite part of the in-season hard knocks has been all of the archival footage that NFL Films has. And like 15 years ago, my boyfriend was actually an intern at NFL Films and used to log all the footage.

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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

2065.953

Oh ja, er weiß alles. Er trägt seine NFL Filme überall und bekommt Komplimente darauf, überall wo er sie trägt. Und ich werde die Hatte jeden Tag stehlen, Lee. Aber trotzdem, ich liebe alle archivale, du weißt, AFC North Divisional Fotos, weil es so viele ikonische Momente von diesen Rivalitäten gibt.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

2084.908

Also, wie viel Spaß hat es, zurück zu gehen und alle diese Art von archivalen Montagen zusammenzubringen, die in jedem Episode sind?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

234.709

I'm taking Army this weekend to cover 6.5 against Navy because Bryson Daly, the Army quarterback, the Army team this year, they have been so good, except for that one game against Notre Dame. We don't count that. Don't worry about that one. Bryson Daly, by the way, 100% completion percentage last weekend. He threw two passes. But the Army offense is electric. So is the Navy offense, really.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

255.884

But I think Armies is just slightly better. Statistically, they've just been slightly better this season. Navy's fallen a few times. I think this is Armies, and I think they're going to cover.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

295.404

Oh mein Gott, waren das die Bacon-Sandwiches?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

316.138

I'll leave. No, that was a good one. No, that one was a good one.

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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

338.973

We're going to fix the way the punishment system... Genesis is in the penalty box right now, so please kick me out. Okay. I need to finish getting mashed.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

566.364

Ja, aber ich denke, hat er einen Streak?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

574.166

Billy, was denkst du, ist da ein Streak?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

579.208

If Odell Beckham is that guy, then I think he wants the one yard, one reception.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

593.171

No, I think this has sadly been the reality for the last few years for him.

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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

613.26

Der Theragun? Auf dem Knie.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

701.647

Was ist der Grund für das Spiel? Dan, was wäre, wenn er einen zweiten Schuss hatte, aber es war für negative drei Yards? Glaubst du, dass er einen für einen Yard oder zwei für minus zwei Yards hätte? Gute Frage. Das ist ein guter Hypothetik.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

733.567

Im Sport des Podcasts auch. Ja.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

908.203

How many athletes go out on their career after like a 13 reception game with two touchdowns?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)

948.783

It sounds like the Theragun's in your mouth.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

105.553

Was ist die Zeit? GameTime? GameTime! Wenn Sie ein Thief waren und ich Ihnen gesagt habe, dass Sie sehr nahe an dem Ort waren, wo Joe Burrow war, und die TV-Sendung gefordert hat, dass er aus der Stadt war, beschäftigt war mit einem Spiel gegen die Dallas Cowboys. Das scheint ein ziemlich gutes Haus zu robben. Ja.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1055.513

Roy, es ist beeindruckend, dass du gerade von einer Verabschiedung zurückkommst, von der du keine erinnerten Details hast.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1117.061

You walked through. At Levitard Show. Because I lost. Do you overeat on the cruise ship buffet? Does everyone overeat on the cruise ship buffet? What you've just described, Roy. Ich wette, wenn ich schaue, was er tweetet.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1167.524

A bar he wasn't drinking yet.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1171.466

Yes, we did. There it is. Finally we have found something.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1176.488

It's always good to volunteer none of this and make us interrogate you to get it out of you by crowbar out of your mouth. It's good that you volunteer none of it. You don't remember anything, but now we've sparked a memory.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1211.666

Auf der Seashell? Genau. Okay, weißt du was? Es ist nicht klar. Was machst du da? Was ist da passiert?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1221.647

By the Seashore, Seashow, by the Seashore, get out of here. That's not a helpful addition to what it is that you were doing in the show. It's not a funny joke, it's not clever, it's lazy. And you were somehow worse than us having to interrogate Roy for five minutes to extract from him like archaeologists that he went ice skating on a cruise ship.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1523.985

Jeremy, bitte gehen Sie in die andere Runde. Es ist Zeit für Ihr Victory Lap. Ich weiß nicht, worum es geht, aber wir werden es in einer Sekunde beantworten. Wir wissen auch, ob Genesis gekommen ist.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1534.947

Ich werde sagen, Sie wissen, dass ich hier kein Advertisieren mache, aber wenn ich Advertisieren mache, wie Sie Ihr Körper spät in der Leben fixieren, damit es nicht viel Schmerz hat, würde ich viel von Genesis in Ihrem Leben oder viel von Ihrem Mentor Al empfehlen. Also einige der Leute hier, Sie werden heute eine Maschung machen, um zu sehen, ob wir den Stress aus ihrem Körper bekommen können.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1556.855

Aber Billy, kannst du mir helfen, hier auf Stugatz zu arbeiten, emotional? Ich kann ihn kaum überzeugen, dass er alles tun muss, was er für sich tun muss, damit er sich kümmern kann. Er tendiert mich zu verbüffen. Und ich denke, weil er seit Langem krank ist, braucht er eine Stunde von Genesis.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

157.065

If you guys can read about Anton Jameson, I remember talking to him many years ago about his security system at home and how often he would circle his neighborhood to make sure he was not being followed. Ja, wenn Leute wissen, dass du Geld hast und wissen, wo du bist, gibt es Möglichkeiten, dein Geld zu nehmen. Aber was sind die Details von Joe Burrow? Was wurde von seinem Haus gestohlen?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1576.091

Aber ich denke, er ist auch Angst vor Genesis, dass ihr Heilung so viel schmerzt, dass er nicht etwas tun will, das für ihn besser wäre, weil die Reisen und die Reisen viel von ihm nehmen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1608.59

Jessica, but you would not say the same things they say. You would say that it is rough and rugged, but also you understand that the pain is the healing in it, right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1618.422

Das ist das Beste.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1638.712

Well, you say this, but I would say, because, I mean, okay, so I would sound a bit like a lunatic here, but when you endure whatever the pain is of that, it is your body healing itself, because she will make you more limber, more flexible, and you'll stop walking crooked. Like the pain is the thing that you need in order to get better here. Right. But Jessica, you like the pain in here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1664.619

And is she here? Because I am overdue here on needing some of your college football takes because I'm tired of Mike Ryan's college football takes and you don't agree with Mike Ryan's college football takes. So I'm thinking of merging both of those things. You get mashed, but you also give us your hottest takes. But you don't view this as pain that makes you yelp, right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1686.127

Because I just did this this morning with her mentor, Al, and I'm screaming. This morning? Yeah. Ja, ich schreie. Und dann kamst du zur Arbeit?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1695.915

Ich muss mich schlafen lassen. Ich habe mich um 6 Uhr morgens verletzt, als meine Frau aufgewacht hat, weil ich schreie. Weil er auf einer Seite meines Körpers mit seinem Knie und seinem ganzen Gewicht war. Aber ja, ich fühle mich physisch besser heute.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1735.486

Samson, you would not allow somebody to touch you this way. You don't like a massage, correct?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1742.008

No, any kind of massage. Would you be here for any kind of massage? There are certain massages I like. Okay, but a professional massage in a professional environment? Well, he did already.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1783.915

It's because you don't want somebody touching you that way, correct? These people use their feet, their elbows, their knees. You would never allow any of that, right? I wanted to ask you guys a question about this in this realm. This is a serious question. Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1800.246

Should you get a full refund if during your entire 90-minute massage the masseuse has the hiccups? Yes. Die ganze 90-Minuten-Massage. Hat Al die Hicke? Nein, das war etwas anderes. Das war ein Geheimnis. Keiner hat die Hicke für 90 Minuten. Oh, ich hatte die Hicke für 90 Minuten.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

184.384

Weil die andere Sache ist, dass Single Athleten, wenn du nicht verheiratet bist und keine Familie hast, du bist eine Single Person und du bist sehr reich, du bist mehr möglich, ein leeres Haus zu haben, bist du nicht? Es war nicht leeres.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1862.106

I found it wildly distracting. Like wildly distracting. Of course. I mean, they're making a sound every five seconds. It made me want to stop five minutes into the massage because the hiccups were not stopping and did not stop for 90 minutes. And so I'm asking you guys if I deserve, because I did ask for a discount or a refund, but I felt like that was not in any way what I was signing up for.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1915.846

He's talking about a sneeze with the shrapnel that comes, the snot shrapnel that comes with the sneeze.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

1950.064

Why do you think that's a great idea, clown masseuses? Samson, you're not afraid of clowns, are you? You're not afraid of clowns? So you think it's a good business. Billy's business ideas are something you always want to support there. I'm still waiting for that Moss Miami at the last remaining Kmart to come together.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

2025.589

Don't get a couple's massage. What's the refund? What do you mean? Her massage got ruined.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

2043.112

You skipped right past Jessica's thievery of you fall asleep during a massage Jessica's giving and start snoring. You're going to wake up and she's going to be eating a sandwich nearby when you wake up because she's just going to stop working.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

2063.774

Ich werde aufwachen und mein Masseuse wird etwas anderes machen als sein Job, weil Jessica ein Verrückter ist als ein Masseuse, was besser ist als ein Clown als ein Masseuse.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

2161.633

Er ist besser am Fußballspielen als jeder, der Draftkings in einem Bereich von Expertise kennt.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

2170.279

Stu ist sehr nah dran und Stu ist stolz auf Billy. Stu Gatz ist furchtbar, dass Billy ein bisschen besser ist, weil Stu Gatz die Saison des Lebens auf God Bless Football hat. Aber Billy ist besser. Billy schießt immer noch auf drei-Parlays, drei-Parlays. Er schießt in der ersten Halbzeit. Billy, was ist dein Rekord dieses Saisons auf God Bless Football gegen den Spread, Billy?

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

2261.73

Some people have accused who got finagling some lines. His record might, it's got some accounting, it's not, look, it's not notarized by an accounting firm.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

2276.547

Aber eines der Dinge, die mit Billy passieren, das ist der Fall mit Billy und Juju. Sie kümmern sich tief in die Sache, also ziehen sie sich tatsächlich in die Sache, um zu schauen, wo die Vorteile sind. Aber so sind die Gambling-Mitglieder. Und sie machen nicht so gut, wie Billy Gill ist, und so ist auch Stugatz.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

2295.499

Und natürlich feiern wir, wenn Stugatz in 30-for-30-Style eine Saison 0-for-18 startet. Weil habt ihr irgendeine erdliche Idee, wie schwer es ist, eine Saison zu starten mit deinen öffentlichen Picks?

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

232.071

I'm talking It is okay for Dan to think that when Joe Burrow leaves the home, he's leaving his home empty. It's okay. Like,

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

2400.128

Wo kam die 0-18-Team her? I think he did twice. I'm sorry. I think I got it wrong on 0-18. It was two different ones that I've confused. One was 0-14 and one was 0-16. It did happen twice. I think, Roy, if you keep searching our library, you'll find another one because it did happen twice.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

2455.013

Stugatz hat die letzten drei, die er macht, bettet. Stugatz hat die letzten drei, die er macht, bettet. Stugatz hat die letzten drei, die er macht, bettet.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

263.359

I just assume that if a family lived in a home or a single person lived in a home, just probability by the numbers who live in the home, it's more likely that someone will be there if I'm choosing a home that has nine people in it than if it has one person in it.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

279.528

Die ganze Familie geht ins Spiel. Jetzt sprechen wir über Philip Rivers.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

286.049

Ich mache tatsächlich Manny Ramirez in meinem Wohnzimmer.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

290.391

Ich denke, es gibt weniger Zeiten, wenn Joe Burrow alleine zu Hause ist, als du erwartest. Well, clearly, there was a swimsuit model there. I guess I'm supposed to be surprised there was only one.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

334.705

You have a lot of questions. I just want to know why his house was burgled, how it was burgled, and how many other burglaries there are happening.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

Cuervo.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

389.788

Können Sie mir erzählen, warum Jessica die Einzige ist, die bei Hard Knocks sieht? Ich erinnere mich an eine glorieuse Zeit in der Geschichte von Hard Knocks, in der Fußballfans so enthusiastisch waren, dass sie nur ein wenig Zugang hatten.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

407.557

that it would be operatic when hard knocks would arrive with your team, teams would object, I don't want my privacy invaded like that, and football would grow, giving you a really packaged product about the insides of your team. None of the teams wanted to do it, fans loved the access of it.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

424.645

Why is Jessica the only one around here who cares at all about watching what I'd assume would be interesting hard knocks?

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

514.309

Die Art und Weise, wie Brian Gumbels Karriere enden sollte, glaube ich, sollte er bekommen. Nicht ein Rundnummer. Er sollte die 30 bekommen, die er wahrscheinlich wollen könnte, als die 29. Aber die Kosten werden überall getrennt, außer im Fußball. Das Geschäft ist überall wach. Und das Content-Football-Business, ob du in Hard Knocks bist oder nicht.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

535.482

A winner with the mythology coach who has 18 straight winning seasons and none of us understand how he's winning with the discard that Sean Payton couldn't do anything with in Denver and didn't have a quarterback last year. So how did he fix it? He went and got two and now he never loses and he's a leader of men, but I don't trust him to win in the playoffs.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

54.506

Cuervo.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

555.708

Weil ich glaube nicht, dass sein Team gut genug ist, obwohl seine Verteidigung klar ist. Seine Verteidigung ist klar gut genug. Für Jessica wird das auf Hard Knocks gegessen, weil sie das nahe zu dem unvorhergesehensten Inside-Access-to-Steelers-Football hat, das du jemals hatte, korrekt?

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

642.836

I want to play again today the game that we started yesterday with Is He Human? But I also want to ask questions of a colleague here, because I don't know... If some of us know something about Roy that seems to really delight Billy. I don't know if the rest of us, I don't know what you guys imagine when Roy goes on vacation. I told Roy, I'm like, it's an odd time to go on vacation in December.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

671.235

And he's like, yes, it's part of Princess Claire's birthday week celebration. And then I learned something that I did not know. And I did not have on my bingo card as someone who thought he knew Roy, knew Roy. Billy is delighted to learn that Roy is a big cruise guy.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

77.775

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

858.981

What do you guys imagine Cruise Ship Roy is? Is he playing any of the games? Well, he's not drinking, so that's a bad start. Is he gambling? Is he doing the buffet? Is he hitting the buffet extra hard? Is he whirlpooling it? What are you imagining cruise ship Roy is?

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

887.418

I don't think he knows. I think he never got off the boat. He wasn't that interested in whatever it was, eight hours in the Bahamas. And he's like, I just stayed on the ship.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

925.732

Das war es. Also hast du gefolgt. Deine Verabschiedung war es, deine Frau und Kind zu verfolgen, in unbekannten Teilen auf einem Boot, das du noch nicht kennst. Du weißt nichts über das, was du gerade gemacht hast. Du hast die Welt gesehen und zurückgekehrt mit keinem Wissen.

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The Big Suey: Roy...Big Cruise Guy

990.627

So the highlight of the trip is you saw a hat. Yeah, he saw a hat. That's it. The highlight of Roy's trip is he saw a hat he was not allowed to buy. He looked at it with great longing and then he went and had a sad piece of cruise ship pizza.

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Local Hour: The Marlins Park Heist

1750.443

Time to throw away all journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.

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Local Hour: The Marlins Park Heist

2129.153

It's time to throw away all journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.

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Local Hour: The Marlins Park Heist

2224.039

That wasn't me.

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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks

111.601

On the other hand, the Ducks have lost three of their last seven, six of their last 11, and 13 of their last 25. The Ducks have been eliminated from the postseason already, but you know these scrappy Ducks, they're not just going to roll over here to the Flames who are still in playoff contention. That's why I'm going to take the Anaheim Ducks plus one and a half tonight.

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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks

142.992

All right, Greg, bring us home.

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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks

144.874

Plus one and a half for the Ducks.

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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks

170.328

What if you do it past the blue line? Is that two goals maybe? If I may, let me follow this logic ladder.

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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks

186.345

One and a half. One and a half goals. Yeah, if you are on the opposite end of a power play, it's one and a half goals.

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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks

194.308

Right. What's a shorthanded goal worth now?

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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks

199.591

That's what I'm saying, one and a half. A shorty. It's one and a half. Because if it's half one way, one and a half the other way. Let's be reasonable.

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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks

84.574

My turn?

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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks

87.797

All right, I'm going to stay on the ice, and the Calgary Flames are headed to Anaheim to take on the Ducks. Your Ducks. I've been big on the Ducks this year. Now, you look head-to-head, the Calgary Flames, three wins, no losses against the Ducks so far by scores of 4-1, 4-1, and 3-2 in overtime. The Flames have lost four of their last seven. four of their last 11, and 14 of their last 25.

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The Big Suey: Stick-and-Pickin' with Dane Brugler

456.585

there was complaining about how there's no plot. And that part I find weird because it never had a, like, it's never been, it's like, part of me is just like, bro, this is the vibe. Like I'm world building. You know what I mean? It's just like, you know, like, you know, if you don't want to go to bed with me, get out of my bed. Like, you know what I mean?

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The Big Suey: Stick-and-Pickin' with Dane Brugler

474.466

I'm edging you, you know, it's like, enjoy the edging. Like, if you don't want to be edged, get out of my bed. Do you know what I mean? It's just like, don't be a bossy bottom or get the fuck out of my bed. Like, don't come home with me. Don't get naked in my bed. Get the fuck out of my bed. All right. I love being edged by you, Mike. Obviously something's going to happen.

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The Big Suey: Stick-and-Pickin' with Dane Brugler

492.083

I'm not going to just like, yeah, we're not going to leave you here.

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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor

1323.484

I mean, this is effectively right before the playoffs, but this seems like a move that you would normally applaud as leadership because this is not the time most people would do it. Most people would wait until the end of the season until a failed playoff run, and here they're saying, this is what we've determined to be the problem, and this is the piece that we feel like we need to remove.

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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor

1341.858

Let's remove it now instead of wasting a playoff run.

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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor

190.749

Multiple times on your show, Greg, out of 100, where did he land on your top guess of all time? That's a good question, Billy.

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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor

29.094

Cuervo.

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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor

293.77

Wait, were you teaching the class? Or were you a student?

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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor

300.452

He was in a movie.

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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor

359.883

It's the coffee. He has the steam going up his face while he's drinking it.

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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor

772.805

I don't care. Ball basket. Is the season over? No. You still got to play.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

1277.646

But why would Pat Riley, at this age, or at any age for that matter, care what Gilbert Arenas has to say about him? Pat Riley has had a Hall of Fame career. Pat Riley is considered one of the two. He's on the Mount Rushmore of NBA head coaches. What does he care what Gilbert Arenas and a bunch of guys who didn't win anything have to say about him?

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

1319.118

I think they will doubt their entire lives when it's coming from someone they perceive to be equal. If that was Phil Jackson saying that or someone like that... There is no equal.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

2286.262

I'm proud to be number two to 10. Yeah, you're punishing a guy, though. You asked him to come on. I did.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

2380.239

Thank you, David. I appreciate it. How do you feel about Dan's treatment of you, David? Just be honest for a second.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

253.554

How about Rambo's machete?

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

2573.367

I don't think David Wallace-Wells is happy.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

2625.392

Oh, I thought you were talking about Dan.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

2645.262

David Wallace-Wells is a heck of a name, is it not? I mean, it is a great name. Wallace-Wells.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

301.725

Nanos.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

452.099

There's always follow-ups, Jeremy.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

463.927

It was.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

488.849

Wait a second.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

554.565

I love the Jets having the guy that they fired as their GM, Mike Tannenbaum, heading up this search. It's so good. All the fired guys end up at ESPN, and that's who the Jets are going to hire to run their organization.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

726.799

Thank you.

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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)

891.649

I mean, Tony Reale is alive, right? He's young. He's healthy. He's got more career left, right? He's not at that phase yet where he's going to help the younger people out. To your point, I was shocked upon meeting Dan Patrick how helpful he was willing to be to me and to many, many others. He is a great human being.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

100.404

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1019.535

Correct. Pat Riley went out there and got him Jay Crowder, I'll remind you, and Andre Iguodala. So like this thought process that he didn't get him any stars is just absurd. So we're with you, Dan. Thank you, Pat. Thank you, Pat. So what if he drove Shaq out of town? Thank you, Pat. So what if he drove away LeBron James? Thank you, Pat.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1039.645

So what if he burned that bridge with Dwayne Wade and then had to go out there and repair it himself and then build him the ugliest statue we've ever seen? Thank you, Pat. Thank you, Pat.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1063.459

Billy, thank you for pulling... Thank you, Pat. Yes. I was inspired by Pat. That's why I did that.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1068.681

Thank you, Pat.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1069.821

You got it. Yes.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1135.582

Rainbow Shive.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1189.775

It's not nuanced. I have an idea. Oh, Lord. He's new to this game. I think we need to prove to the world that this show values Pat Riley more than anyone else. So here's what I'm thinking. You hear that, Ethan Skolnick? Yeah, Ethan. Here's what I'm thinking. We're the Pat Show. The Lakers, so the Heat, what did they do? They named their court after Pat Riley, right?

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1212.208

Except for the first, like, whatever that in-season tournament, they forgot to put his name on the court, and then they fixed that. And then the Lakers announced that they were going to build a statue for Pat Riley, I think, right? Didn't the Lakers do that?

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1248.746

I think we need to build him a statue first or bigger. We need to do something to be the first ones to honor him better than just putting his name on the floor where people step on it, which is, you know what?

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1267.035

No, no, our land. They're not getting our statue. It's our statue. They're not going to take our statue and make it seem... This is a situation like where, for example, someone gives you a present for Christmas and then you say, I don't like this. Does anyone want this present? That's not what we're doing. We're not giving away our statue so they get credit for it.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1281.923

We're building our own statue and it's going to be staring down the building. I propose that we make a statue of Pat Riley that is taller than the American Airlines Arena. Or we put it on the roof of the Elser. So it's looking down at the AAA saying, I built you. I'm above you.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1328.04

Looking down at the arena. arena pointing also pointing at the arena saying you're nothing without me i'm the godfather He has all his rings on, right? Yes, of course. You're pointing, you see all the rings. And here's the good thing.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1342.734

The fact that it's on this building that's, I don't know, like 50 stories tall or something, it doesn't have to be that accurate because no one can see it from up close because you can't just access it. So it just has to look kind of like someone that's pointing at the building. But not too much like it that people think it's like a threat and then they shoot our statue.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1411.929

If I move, everything may lose its air and break. So if you want an inflatable dinosaur, you're going to have to stay put.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

1623.328

Don Levitard. Go ahead, Billy. Ask him your question. Is gymnastics possibly corrupt? Oh, wow. Wow. Stugatz. I got some phlegm in my mouth. Yeah. It's okay. Yeah. Is gymnastics possibly corrupt? This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

165.836

I'm the commissioner.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

171.438

Well, you like it. Yeah, it's a kink.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

203.804

I have no idea. I'm dressed like a dinosaur. I came in and they said, you got to dress like a dinosaur today. And I said, you know what? Dan needs this. I'm going to be a dinosaur today. I don't even know which team lost.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

215.848

Dan needs a dinosaur today. I'm going to be a dinosaur.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

2737.119

I mean, I don't know that this is the right forum for this. I don't want to, you know, cause any rifts. Dan's going to lose sleep over with the heat security guard because it's going to get back to him. He's going to say, what did Dan say about me now? And then he's going to poke him in the elbow again.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

2749.565

It's going to be a whole thing.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

2750.505

But if you must ask, and I must tell you, it was at the last mosque that we had with the big stage. You remember that one? Yeah. Where it was in Wynwood, I think. Yes. So I noticed off to the side, the security guard, the bald security guard was like just off the stage where we were. And he was like hanging out by the stairs. So I felt like kind of bad.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

2776.04

I was like, why is this guy just hanging out by the stairs? There's this big crowd of people. Like I wanted him to feel welcome. So I was trying to be like a good host. So I was on the stage and I walked over to him and I said, Hey, good to see you. Like, thanks for coming out. Cause I've been told that he's a big fan of the show.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

2790.826

So I thought it'd be nice to just say, Hey, thanks for coming out, whatever. So it's not just some guy hanging out by a stairwell. Right. So he, he, he shakes my hand very nicely. And then I walk away and I go back on the stage to do whatever we were doing. And then I report got to me that he then turned to the person next to him and said, who the bleep was that guy? Yeah.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

2816.216

I wasn't terrified. I thought he was a dick. He was one of the fans. All right, I'll get back to him.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

2901.462

Can you be a bandwagon fan if you've been complaining since 2006? I feel like he's lost that. It's 18 years of complaints.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

3046.218

I think we're losing the plot here. Dan said it.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

3060.825

I have an update on the statue situation. Oh, really? I reached out to someone here who would know, and I said, do we have roof access? And they said, I don't know. That's the latest. All right.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

3116.092

So help me do that tomorrow. Well, it's cold out. Do we want Greg out there in the elements? He's not feeling well. He's going to get out. He's going to be wet. And then he's going to get like it's I mean, it's borderline freezing right now.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

550.793

I don't know. I'm just telling you. Hello, Heat staff. Hey, Lorenzo, send us some free merch.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

567.616

You definitely don't have to watch what you say. You got all the talking points out there.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

574.701

Oh, yeah.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

670.621

He big-timed me at a MASA event.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

795.512

Lids isn't even selling Panther stuff down here. It's impossible to find.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

803.218

Yes, sir.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

937.714

Why did you say that? It's disrespectful to say you spent two days saying it. Yeah. Yeah. Weird. I didn't say it, Lorenzo. Send me some shirts.

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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep

959.747

So what if he's missed out on all the big free agents and he hasn't been able to execute a trade for a superstar? I mean, look at all the stuff he has given us.

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I was at Whole Foods and the person who went past me looked a lot like David Beckham, but was beat up. Oh nein. Nein, nicht physisch verdammt, aber er war ein bisschen wie ein Hoodie an einem Tag, der nicht für, ähm, du weißt, es war nicht kalt. Er war inkognitiv. Ja, aber du, du, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein. Hat er so gesprochen und gesagt, Pusch?

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Seine Stimme ist nicht sehr gut. Sag die Wahrheit.

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So, Posh is there. Yeah.

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I'm there and I'm unsure and I'm sorry for not having quite the certainty that you guys did when you weren't there at how it would feel to be there and see the David Beckham I saw. I don't know what he did the night before. I'm not here to judge whatever he did the night before. Aber es war nicht gesäubert und es war haggard.

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Und wenn es David Beckham war und ich erwartete das radikale Sexsymbol, dann war es vielleicht das radikale Sexsymbol und der alte Silver Fox. Aber er sah ziemlich verdammt aus. Ich weiß gar nicht, aus was. Und ich dachte mir, das kann nicht das internationale Sexsymbol David Beckham sein.

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Nein, aber das ist nicht... Nein, aber du fragst mich, warum hast du David Beckham nicht erkannt? Und ich sage, weil Miami ihn die Nacht vorher getroffen hat.

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Wenn es David Beckham war, wie du sagst.

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Das war mein nächster Schritt. Mein nächster Schritt war, ich bin mir ziemlich sicher, dass das Beckham ist, aber es gibt viele Tattoos, die gefüllt sind.

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Und die, die auf den Kälbern sind, die ich ziemlich sicher erkenne, auch wenn es nicht so viele Tattoos gibt, die ich irgendwo erkenne, es sieht so aus, als wäre das mehr David Beckham, auch wenn, holy shit, hat Miami ihn die Nacht vorher bekommen. International, was?

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He once met the prince. Imagine my surprise, right? Imagine my surprise when a man that I know to have the stamina of David Beckham enjoys life to be in a supermarket on a Sunday morning and be confused because one of the great legend partiers of my lifetime, international sex symbol, famous for a long time, Seemed like he took a loss the night before.

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Tried to have fun with Miami and Miami ransacked him and threw him in the produce section.

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Es könnte ein Hund sein. Ich weiß es nicht. Es ist schrecklich. Ich bin mir nicht sicher. Aber das ist die Sache. Und hier ist es, wo es mir nicht fair ist. Ich bin vor einem Mitarbeiter gestanden und dachte mir, das ist David Beckham. Und seine Antwort war, nein, das ist nicht so. Dieser Typ kommt hier immer rein und jeder denkt, es ist David Beckham.

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Also jetzt verliere ich die Whole Foods und ich war ziemlich sicher, dass es David Beckham war, aber ein Mitarbeiter hat es negiert und mir eine Geschichte gegeben, die war so, dass es vielleicht nicht so war, dass er die Nacht vorher verdammt wurde. Es ist nur ein Typ, der wie David Beckham aussieht und nicht so gut aussieht wie David Beckham.

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Wow, Billy Wednesday.

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How's this tie in to Libo? I'm getting there. Please give me a chance at the tapestry, Stugatz. I've got it at the end. It goes from the Necros to the dick joke. Hold on a second. Just wait for it. It's coming. I promise you.

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Good killer. Where has that one been?

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I remember... We had to retire in the honor of the doctor retired.

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Kalad kann auf F1 gewesen sein. Nein, er war definitiv da.

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Du hast ihn vielleicht gesehen oder jemand anderes.

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Das ist das, was ich sagen wollte, wenn du mir die Chance gegeben hättest, bevor du mich unterruftest. Ich wusste nicht, ob es Kalad war, weil er Haare hatte.

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Was auch immer er auf der Strecke macht, ist für alle offensichtlich. Auch ich habe diese Dinge nie bemerkt, anders als internationaler Insider Mike Ryan Ruiz.

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Das ist DJ Khaleds Haarsituation, einer der Götter des Spiels. Ich möchte noch kurz zurückkommen. Mike Ryan wurde überrascht. dass Tom Brady mit Tye Domi verabschiedet war. Ich verstehe nicht, warum Tom Brady nicht einen Mann respektieren würde, der im Hockey eines der stärksten Spiele ist. Er ist ein dreckiger Spieler, ein furchtbarer Spieler, aber er wird von allen respektiert.

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Dieser Mensch ist schwer und will kontrovers sein, um schwer zu sein. Und wenn ich viele Jahre später frage, ob Tye Domi's Kind so schwer ist wie Stugatz, Stugatz kennt es besser als zu sagen, dass die Kinder von Tye Domi so schwer sind wie Tye Domi.

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Warum würde Tom Brady nicht wirklich den schwersten Mann im Hockey admiere, der ein bisschen dreckig ist?

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So I'm leaving the Whole Foods and Another employee that I talk there all the time and is a sports fan and we always have sports conversations about things. I'm looking over my shoulder and I'm now doubting what I think I saw with my own eyes because an employee had absolutely dissuaded me of this and it didn't seem like anyone else in the store was reacting around him.

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But South Florida can be pretty interesting that way in terms of tourism and international things. Where famous people can go to a Whole Foods and not get noticed because, oh, over there, that's just all Ecuadorian people or whatever. They don't know who somebody is.

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No, whatever. Whatever doesn't know what David Beckham is or LeBron James or whoever it is would walk into a Whole Food, whatever the nationality would be. We can play that game if you guys want to play that game.

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Yes, you're right. It was a bad example by me.

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What about Tom Landry?

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So, excellent work, Mike, because this will bring us somewhat full circle before I get to the end of the story with my brother and Adam Silver, because... Du wirst wieder sagen, dass du falsch bist.

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Und ich liebe es, dich zu verletzen, obwohl du immer recht bist. Aber du bist auf einem neuen Weg hier. Du wirst ein Mensch werden. Du bist bereit, dass du falsch bist als politische Plattform in Amerika, wenn niemand bereit ist, dass sie falsch ist.

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Und dieser Mitarbeiter, als ich weg bin, sage ich ihm, ich bin mir ziemlich sicher, das war David Beckham. Und er sagt, ich glaube nicht, dass es das war. Und ich sage, dein Mann hat gesagt, dass das nicht David Beckham war, aber das sah wie David Beckham aus. Kannst du herausfinden, ob das David Beckham war? Hast du das den Mitarbeitern gesagt? Warum? Weißt du warum? Weißt du warum?

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Weißt du warum? Weißt du warum? Weißt du warum? Weißt du warum? Weißt du warum? Weißt du warum?

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Ich weiß es nicht.

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Hast du ihm einen Tipp gegeben? Tut mir leid, ich bin noch nicht der gleiche von den Necros, aber ich bin jetzt von Steve Wolfs Tochter untercut. Ich bin also nicht ich selbst. Ich brauche mich für einen Moment zu sammeln. Welcher ist Libos Tochter? Wir sind da.

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Du würdest es so denken, aber bei Whole Foods haben sie es nicht gemacht. Charles Manson.

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I understand how you think this is rude. Again, you guys are listening to portions and pieces of the story and not all of the story. Because in your zeal to make fun of me and make this story less good than it actually is, I can't actually get the story out. Land the plane, Dana. I'm trying! But it's a wild Billy Wednesday!

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It is nuts! It's crazy! It's nuts how good that show is! It is nuts!

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I did not send or summon someone with a task. Huh.

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So let me retell the story and see if I can get to the end of it and wrap all this up. Ty Domi taught Tom Brady how to skate.

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I'd like a daily nominee. I want to do right now a daily nominee of just one thing you get to watch. Because this Beckham, this would not be it. To watch? You would be disappointed in this one. You would not pick this one or if you did pick the interaction between me and Beckham, it wouldn't have gone well. But I misrepresented it the way that I framed it in saying I sent him with a task.

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A sports fan I see at Whole Foods almost all the time who happens to work there, who I have near daily conversations with about sports. As I'm leaving Whole Foods and I'm doubting whether or not what I just saw was real and I'm thinking, can I bring anything in here on Monday that you fish will feed on? I say to him, we're always talking about the podcast, the show, he loves the show.

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I think that was Beckham. Was that Beckham? And so he's like, I'll go find out. I'll go figure this out because I'm looking and I'm not saying, go do that for me. Okay, well then I admit I was wrong. And fine, you're going to be wrong on both fronts.

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But he then confirmed that it was indeed David Beckham because by the time he got there, people were already taking pictures and doing stuff with David Beckham. But I was in the front of Whole Foods. And of course, there's international sex symbol Gary Furman to confirm the report that I was very wrong and he didn't have a haggard night. Look at this gaggle of Ecuadorians.

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No, that's not what happened. Confirmed. Bitte, Kinder! Hast du mit ihm gesprochen? Hast du mit ihm gesprochen? Nein, ich war nah genug, um ihn zu riechen. Oh, und?

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Don't talk back to Eve. Es ist ziemlich verrückt. Deons Sohn, Shador ist berühmt, aber ich glaube er hat mehrere Kinder namens Deon und ich glaube seine Tochter ist namens Diandra.

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He's got nine Georges, but he doesn't have a Georgina, I don't think.

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I'm wrong. Admitting I'm wrong. It feels good.

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Stubborn, prideful, ego males. That's it. It's dumb.

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So my brother is sitting next to Adam Silver and we're in a loud restaurant and it's very loud and there are powerful people there and my brother doesn't care, my brother never cared around powerful people or important people, he always liked to deflate the balloon and as I said he accused Adam Silver, I think, yeah I'm pretty sure to Adam Silver of coming in with a parasol because he thought that was more derisive than umbrella.

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So that's where the bidding started on the relationship between my brother and Adam Silver. And I was scared when they sat next to each other and Adam Silver is a charming and nice man and he is much smarter than Roger Goodell.

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And I'm getting uncomfortable because my brother, again, it's very loud and it's becoming like sort of animated in that my brother's like, there's some histrionics involved and he's not mad at Adam Silver, but I can't tell if he's joking or not. But he's elevated. My brother is elevated. And when...

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When I finally hear what it is that my brother said, like, and I'm not even sure I heard it, I had to do with David Beckham and sort of confirm it because of how loud it was, it was indeed that my brother said, what, what, a dude can't tell a couple of dick jokes?

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245.809

I don't mean to be crass about this, but if I say to you, and Sam Bennett was cleared and immediately cleared by Jonathan Zaslow proclaiming there would be no hearing and then breaking the news exclusively and journalistically, that Sam Bennett would not only not be suspended, but he would not be heard. He would not be, are you heard?

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Put it on the poll at Levitard Show when you're in a hearing at Levitard Show. Probably for the best, I mean. Nein, weil, wenn ich euch diese Frage frage, Stugatz, es ist schrecklich, aber... Dein Star-Spieler ist oder ist nicht ausgeschlossen oder in Kontroversie gesetzt, weil er den Oppositen in den Kopf schlägt während der Playoffs. Toronto und Florida sind beide sehr gut.

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287.869

Toronto ist 1-0 in Florida. Wenn ich dir nur sage, hey Fanbase, das ist schrecklich. In exchange for your guy is dirty, everyone hates him, Sam Bennett is trending, he's dirty, it might be an optical illusion, oh my god, Toronto's goalie is out and how long will he be out now? We don't know. But we know it's this one game. We know that Joseph Wall is going to be in there.

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Some people think because of what might have been an optical illusion and a concussion earlier in the game, that there was a brain injury from a dirty hit in Panthers Toronto that not only led to Florida getting back in the game, but now leads to Florida having an advantage today. Most fans would take that, correct?

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330.904

If you're the Panthers and you're like, I'll take my guy injuring the goalie so he can miss a game.

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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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They're more Canadian, I'd say. That's Baby Billy. No, there was a Baby Billy in there.

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Ich habe es verstanden. Aber ich wäre der Erste, der sagen würde, dass ich falsch bin. Okay. Wenn sie versuchen, Retribution zu nehmen.

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Oh mein Gott, ist Baby Billy ein Teen-Gist-Episode? Die Frage, die ich Mike Ryan über Toronto frage, und wie diese Dinge eskalieren könnten oder würden oder sollten. Baby Billy hat gerade die Kanadierin ausgesprochen. Die Kanadier und Amerikaner sind nicht in einem freundlichen Ort.

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Und schon sind alle Kanadier verrückt, dass unser kleines Scheißteam hier in Florida das Wettbewerb über McDavid und alle anderen gewinnt. Given the present hostilities in the world and given the hostilities that are generally pretty sophomoric and dumb in hockey, filed under code as a strategic move. If Toronto's crowd is filled with hostility, these are the champions and they're allegedly dirty.

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und du willst den Publikum überzeugen, dass du das Wettbewerbs-Team, nachdem sie dir einen Dirty-Hit gegeben haben, drei Tore gespielt haben, bang, bang, bang, und Momentum aus einem günstigen Schuss bekommen.

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602.673

Wenn du die Sache mit Missinformationen auslösen wolltest, um einen Riesen-Hockey-Playoff zu verbreiten, warum würdest du nicht den Publikum überzeugen und dumme Hockey-Mitglieder zu überzeugen, dass du die Energie hier verrückt hast, wir kämpfen direkt am Top des Spiels.

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Ist Ty Domi das gleiche Kind?

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Thank you, StuGazzo. I mean, Adomi is Adomi. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Is Adomi Adomi? I asked the question poorly, you win again. I did not mean, would one of Ty Domi's kids be like Ty Domi? That understood by everyone who has ever heard the name Ty Domi, that that kid would be like his father. What I was asking you... ist, ob er Tidomi auf Tidomi ist.

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Wow. Niemand macht das, richtig?

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Nein, der Sequel wird nie den Original übernehmen.

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Es wird in dem Buch sein. Hm. Er war in der Oral History Episode. Wir gehen weiter. Ich habe Beckham bei Whole Foods gesehen. Wirklich? Sagst du Hallo? Ich war nicht sicher, ob es er war.

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Yes, I'm going to tell you the story. You guys are so quick. You know he's 50? Still waiting on the Lebo story. I'm going to get there. It was going to be the punchline at the end, but you ruined it.

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Let's see if we can. If I have my teammates with me on a wild, willy Wednesday, I might.

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No, it would be David Beckham. Put it on the poll. Who's more famous, David Beckham or Michael Jordan? At Levitard Show.

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1506.372

Oh, Athleten, die wie Serialkiller klingen.

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That's a good one. You're a genius.

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Joe, Phil, ich meine, die ganze Familie.

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1814.185

You started this. The Watch.

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Jason Goff too.

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So you think the knuckleball is reserved for Tom Candiotti? I don't think... Great name.

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Jerry, maybe?

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It's hard. Check the entirety of the internet. You will not find them. Check all of earth. You will not find them. Black people will not say I will beat you at baseball with my knuckles.

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You thought he was white? It's a white name, George Springer. Yeah, but Mike's not watching any baseball?

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Stopp! Stopp! Stopp! Stopp! Stopp!

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Stopp!

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Nein!

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Nein, ich glaube nicht. Jared Fernandez hat es gemacht. Ich glaube, es ist das exklusive Domain der weißen Person. Nein, Jared Fernandez war ein Knuckleballer. Er ist hispanisch, er ist aus Utah.

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Wie hast du nicht deinen Nacken verletzt, wenn du den Schwung verletzt hast?

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Du kannst mich immer noch anrufen. Du kannst mich immer noch anrufen.

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Das ist richtig.

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He had a child? Yeah.

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As soon as he said it, though, I'm like, that's going to go poorly. And it didn't. It exceeded your expectations.

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516.155

Aber Billy sagt, dass du damals fair warst, um Äußerungen zu haben.

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Das war's für heute. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Tschüss.

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But the PR problem for the NBA is largely self-inflicted, right? Because it's not one 72nd, it's like 30 to 41 72nds of the season that's the problem.

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Es ist nicht ihr Job, oder? Es ist nicht mein Job, die NBA zu sehen. Gib mir einen Grund, es zu sehen. Ich sage nicht, dass es unser Job ist.

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Wir brauchen den perfekten Balance von Draymond. Mehr Draymond als Draymond, aber auch weniger Draymond als Draymond. Das ist das Schwierigste. Und wirklich, niemand hat es herausgefunden, besonders Draymond.

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Wir brauchen mehr Draymond, der Draymond ist, aber auch weniger Draymond, der Draymond ist.

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I'm not dying, just so we're clear.

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I had a car accident.

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Well, HIPAA. They gave me medicine, so the medicine helps.

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No, we're in the middle of the NBA playoffs.

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Oktober, I would kind of tend to side with you here, but like this is it, baby, this is what we worked up to here.

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When everyone's a rising everything, really no one is. Billy's a rising star. Okay, and Littles is a rising star.

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Not feeling like, that happened. Technically my car was hit by a car, but I was in the car. A truck. Also. A Suburban. And the thing didn't barely even have a scratch. I saw it. It was honestly the best commercial for a Suburban I've ever seen in my entire life. Wild Willy Wednesday.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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Ich werde jeden Dienstag geschlagen.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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Nicht noch, aber...

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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Das ist die ganze Sache.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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Es gibt etwas.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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Well, because at the moment they're my adversary. They did this to me.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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I don't think you understand victimhood. The Menendez brothers' parents didn't come out and be like, you know what, our son's Really good guys.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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I don't know how people find my number and reach out to me after an accident, but they did. And just started reaching out to me.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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If I may advise you, don't say another word.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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Traffic.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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I got in a car accident yesterday. Oh, wow. You okay? HIPAA. Can't go any further, I was told. I think those are the rules. I don't think I'm allowed to disclose my own medical information, am I? Ich wurde von einem Suburban getötet. Wirklich? Ja, ja. Nicht ich, mein Auto wurde von einem Suburban getötet. Wenn es ich wäre, wäre ich in mehr als einem. Ich dachte, dass das ein bisschen diskret wäre.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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Du kannst es sehen. Ich habe mein größtes Zippable-Hoodie geworfen.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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Traffic wasn't great. But I decided to stop to get another car and then come in.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban

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1, 2, 3, 5.

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Local Hour: America Has Spoken

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Oh nein.

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Local Hour: America Has Spoken

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Cuervo. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline

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Then fast forward and it's a funeral scene and you're like, oh no. And then they zoom out and it's Greg looking at Chris's casket.

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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline

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Billy, bring us home. I'm going to take the Anaheim Ducks plus one and a half against the Vancouver Canucks. We are 2-0 when we take the Ducks this year. Last time we took the Ducks, it was very, very dicey. They were favored to lose by one and a half. They had a three to nothing lead. Most dangerous lead in hockey is two goals. They ended up blowing that. They were then down by one.

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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline

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They pulled the goalie, and then what happened? Lots of shots on goal. Hit the crossbar or the side post or one of those bars, and we almost lost by two, but we didn't. We covered, so that's as good as a win. I know what you're thinking. Billy, didn't the Vancouver Canucks and the Ducks play each other last Thursday? They did indeed, and the Ducks won 5-2. Well, this time it's in Vancouver.

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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline

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The Ducks have won two of their last three. The Canucks have won one of their last five. Vancouver has the lead in points, 65 to 61. But we're going to take the Ducks plus one and a half against the Canucks tonight. Against the spread.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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Billy, what's wrong with your cheese? I ate the cheese and... I regret it, not because it fell in the floor of the garage, but because it's been in my pocket for four hours, and it was warm and not good.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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This is crazy what Billy was doing. No, no. No, we were just having a conversation out there, like a regular sports conversation. And everybody was like screaming at me.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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No, you're telling this story bad. This is what happened. You guys were talking about Jeff Conine, and is he, like, it was really who's the Marlins, like, Dwayne Wade? And then someone's like, I guess it's Jeff Conine. And then, like, Jeremy's like, oh, are you saying something bad about my Dwayne? Never. We could never say anything about Dwayne, not Jeff Conine.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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So then they were saying, like, no, he's not even on Dwayne Wade's level. Like, Jeff Conine played for a million teams, and we're like, well, wait. So I'm kind of Dwayne Wade a little bit there. You're the one who said all of those things. And then they were like, well, Jeff Conine was never an all-star or an MVP. I was like, he was actually an all-star game MVP. And wait a minute.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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So was Dwayne Wade, an all-star game MVP. And Jeff Conine won two championships with the Marlins. And Dwayne Wade won three with the Heat. I was like, their careers are actually pretty paralleled. Like, Dwayne Wade is kind of...

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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I'm just saying. Who's a better heat player of all time than Dwayne Wade? LeBron James.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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I'm saying their careers had a lot of parallels is what I was saying. Jeff Conine.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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Yeah, we didn't start there. We ended up there after we were comparing all of the things.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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Get the reins.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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That's crazy. On 305 Day, which is insane.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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Well, you keep keeping up also for this Dwayne Wade that Dan told us earlier, and I quote, he's a liar. Liar. Are you guys putting me in a spot to have Jeff Conine and Udonis Haslam mad at me? And Dwayne Wade, because Dan called him a liar earlier. He said he made up that cookie thing just to make Pat Riley look bad. He may or may not have something else going on. We'll never know.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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The Jeff Conine and Dwayne Wade comparison is not that crazy. It's just a normal sports conversation. that was going on out there, and these people act like it's blasphemy, and how could you even have a conversation?

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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Well, that was just because I was thinking back to when we were at Radio Row and we had an interview with Matthew Barry, who, you know, spoke to Jay-Z. But it wasn't about the time that he was interviewing Jay-Z. So we were talking to him actually about being like a big Jimmy Buffett fan and being a Parrothead fan. And then one thing led to another.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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And I don't know exactly what part of the clip was, but he told us of a dream that he had. And that dream came from an experience that he had when he was at a Margaritaville resort.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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So a Flowrider, for those of you who don't know, is like a surfing simulator that they have on cruise ships and stuff like that. So it's like a wave machine, essentially, where you can surf. And he has the dream or had the dream of putting one and installing one in his backyard until he found out it was almost $2.5 million. And I said, you know what?

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

1497.621

Well, some people see this story and they think it's ridiculous. Dream big, Matthew Barry. I hope you get that contract where you can put a $2 million surfing simulator in your backyard. And I feel like we should all aspire to dream that big.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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I feel like you get Flo Rida for like 75 grand. No way. No way?

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

1521.207

Flo Rida, Mount Rushmore of treadmill performers. You listen to Flo Rida on a treadmill? Oh, my God.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

226.797

Thank you for failing, though. We fixed the problem. We fixed the problem that we created.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

245.448

I can see it in GQ. Bob never let the lights go out, I'll tell you that. That's true. Bob Cobb. What was his name? Bob Hob something, Cobb something. Bob Cobbler. That's a good question. Bob Cobbler. He's always working on that. He's always in Buffalo working on that barn. I wonder how that barn's doing.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

265.67

He took the money. I think Jessica has an HR claim just based on the ISO shots that they take of her all the time. Because the power going out, just having the shot on Jessica with bright lights while she's confused and maybe terrified.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

425.39

I didn't say that. I saw it in your eyes. I mean, you had a host who was hiding in his attic for four years.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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You never did. That's true of me. One's got to go. Which one, Dano?

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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Well, no, you guys started talking about the Warriors for 40 minutes for some reason.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

459.256

That was the best 20 minutes of the day. I can give you 20 more. If we want to get into fan theories, Dan.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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They're both weird.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

537.751

that's not true that is true no it's not they found her on Around the Horn and then booked her on this show she was on that show first

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

547.241

Same with Sarah Spain and Pablo.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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Excuse me, though.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

687.441

Thank you. Oh, that was a good movie. We got to the bottom of the saving the bacon yesterday, too, though, off air. Who saved it? Well, so let me get it. I texted Dan the explanation because he was texting us hours later.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

730.891

So while I was getting ready for the FIU UM game yesterday, I did some research and I sent it to Dan, but I'm assuming he brought it up because he wants me to explain to the class. So it goes back to the time before refrigerators were readily available to every house. So you'd have one person per block that would keep things cold for people. Thus, they'd save the bacon.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

806.049

I was hoping to ask David about the cheese conundrum that I have just because he's someone that would answer this. Now, I have in my hand that I took out of my pocket a piece of cheese. You see this cheese? Ooh, a big one. A bay belt. What would you call this type of cheese? It's the cheese that has, like, the wax around it that you have to, like, peel off.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

834.4

Yeah, well, it has, like, it's wax casing around it or whatever it is that you take off. And then around that, it has a plastic wrapper. Now, here's the part that's disgusting, and this is where I have the conundrum, and as you can see, I haven't made a decision yet, but I'm holding it, so it's still disgusting.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

850.086

I dropped this piece of cheese in the garage on my way in, fell on the floor, less than five seconds, four seconds, I counted, one, two, three, four, and then I grabbed it, because I was deciding, what do I do with this? And then I have to decide, do I throw this away, because who would eat a piece of cheese that fell on the floor in the garage, at Bayside while you're going to walk in.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

872.876

It's covered in the red wrapping. Well, that's the thing. It has two layers of security. So I was going to throw it away, and then I thought to myself, there's not one, but two layers of security. There's the plastic wrapping around it, and then there's the wax around it. Because how can you say I'm going to eat a piece of cheese that fell on the floor of a garage? People urinate in there.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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That's the thing. Exactly right. Now I have pee-pee hands from other people's pee-pee that was on the floor that probably touched this.

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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV

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I don't know about that. I don't know if this is like watertight seal, but like the question is, is I don't, that's what we're saying, right? But I know if I then eat this piece of cheese, people will then say, no, you can't, like it fell on the floor of a garage. You should have thrown it away. But there's so many starving people in the world.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

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In David and Coca's defense, I will say, for the most part, the promos are done for shows that are done like once or twice weekly. David's is a daily show, so by the time he cuts a promo for the show, the show's already out. And the next day, it wouldn't be useful anymore, so... Unless you want to say, hey, go check out my episode from last Wednesday.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

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We talked about, you know, the basketball games from the night before. I don't know that it really would serve David very well.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

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If need be, David, were you prepared to neutralize any 12 or 13 year old threats? Oh, I did neutralize some of them.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

1597.876

Your pressure point guy, like you go like behind the ear and then they fall to their knees and they pee themselves or something.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

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He told us.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

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David, let me bring you in on something we were discussing earlier. Would you agree that a vow renewal is a stop on the train track to divorce? Yes.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

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You don't care about love in that scenario.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

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Oh, it is? That was us discussing vow renewals.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

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Let's see who answers first. Call him on speaker. Both of you on FaceTime. Yeah, both of you FaceTime and then have them talk to each other through your phones.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

2436.186

Oh, David, yeah, you missed it before. Dan came in and he reported that the... The Dwayne Wade story that Pat Riley took LeBron James' cookies off the airplane and that's what led to him leaving was not true. It's preposterous. But Pat Riley does love cookies, and the nutritionist said it wasn't cookies, it was ice cream.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

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But had Pat Riley been on that plane because he doesn't fly in the plane with them.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

2457.46

Sources. Sources, okay. But had Pat Riley been on the plane which he doesn't fly with the team, he would have done it.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

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Well, how'd you start it? Can I be in it?

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

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What's up, dog? No, big dog. That's where you lost him. You started with what's up, dog?

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

903.222

Wait a minute. So the adults were very poorly behaved, you not being one of them, but you took pictures with him and asked him for his autograph.

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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler

927.695

Did you get the indication from Saquon's participation that had he signed his contract the day before, he would have still done said bar mitzvah appearance?

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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I'm not going to get to it all now. I'm just teasing the topic.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

156.682

Yeah. Billy says Jeff Conine is Dwayne Wade. I mean.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

162.086

That's true. We'll get to that later, but that is a fact. Their career parallels are crazy. Walk around shirtless a lot? I watched the first four episodes of Paradise. Oh, you in? Dude, I'm so in. Can't wait to talk about this. Oh, my God. I've been waiting weeks for you people to learn what TV is. Amin has thoughts on Mina Kimes.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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wall for that conversation.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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Oh, I know. He was texting me about that. It's nonsense what you said. I can't wait to get to that. I can't believe you agreed with Trump on Pete Rose.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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100%.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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It's funny because I just met up with a friend in Germany, in Epcot, that I hadn't seen in a long time. And we hit it right off. It was like we never missed a day, honestly. One of my oldest friends, he now lives in the Orlando area. And it was great. We had like six hours together. Our family, our daughters were running together. It was like the highlight of the trip.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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It was in Germany. It was in Germany, Italy. We saw the world, actually.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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Do we avoid politics? Yes.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

218.98

Right. I thought journalism died yesterday. And finally, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner might get back together. What? Let's start the show.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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I think it's corny. I mean, I might feel differently later, you know, down the road.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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Like, this is the last gasp. I would think it's the opposite of that. Gotta save it.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

452.42

This nutritionist needs to stand down.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

455.988

That nutritionist needs to stand down. Okay, we'll jump on you every time you have filler words, Dan.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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I tried. It was pretty good. It was excellent. I feel like there's legs.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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Why? It was good. You got this.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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Just kicking us when we're down.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

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Just to watch Jeremy. Yeah. I think it'd be kind of cool. Oh, stop it.

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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again

96.802

What? Oh, my God. I have so much. It's the wildest of Billy Wednesdays. He has a cheese conundrum. Jess thinks Jimmy Butler's good. Amin wants to talk about Kyrie. There's just so much to talk about. I'm out on red foods. I mean, there's just everything. There's a ton to get to. Like red coloring in foods? Red velvet? Like an apple, a red apple. Can you eat an apple?

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

1068.451

You think with that Eagles line, you could get the 37 yards you need, maybe two, three games to go out there, 20 carries, something like that? If not the Eagles, what's the team? Who's the line that gets you the 37 you need? Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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Okay.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

1447.087

I saw that you went not too long ago to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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What?

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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I saw him once, and I'm so glad that I went the one time that I saw him. Right. He puts on a great show.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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Incredible energy. The crowd is super into it. Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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I know, Harry.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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Really? How much?

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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What?

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

1701.074

Wow.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

1704.055

What?

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

1705.576

You're going to put one in your yard? Yeah, my backyard. I love this.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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No, no, no. It's hard to justify.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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Doesn't matter.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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I'm good. I'm here.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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I want you to get some big deal coming up. And it's like, you know what? I'm getting a Flowrider for my yard.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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They're not easy.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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It's a dangerous game. I don't know if you've ever done it.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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It's embarrassing, really, when you start.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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And the instructors make it seem like it's the simplest thing. Oh, my God. They're on one leg. And they're doing backwards. I want to punch them in the face. Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

193.05

Yeah. I got a lot of texts yesterday. Did you? Yeah. I feel like some artistic liberties were being taken with my health. I was asked by multiple people, I heard you're in the hospital. And I said, I am not in the hospital. I was never in the hospital. Huh. Seems as though just someone decided to say on air I was hospitalized. I didn't say that. No, I know it wasn't me. Okay, it wasn't me.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

1931.588

Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

1943.259

His vacation is to get away from people.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

1992.456

I'm curious because I've caught on to a pattern where Stugatz will kind of repeat some of these from time to time. So I'm wondering if he gave you something fresh. I wrote it in a book.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

2056.75

I'm not full out agree. You guys are insane. Look, I've been flirting with this. Take Matthew and I want you to hear me out on this. You're working it out on Matt? Yeah. George Kittle.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

2068.144

More impressive than Travis Kelsey and Gronk. Who has he had?

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

2099.117

Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

2124.19

But do it with Garoppolo. You know what I mean? Now you're talking.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

213.199

No, I know who it was. It was Dan. I know that he said I was in the hospital for some reason.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

2142.382

How great was this year for you? It was amazing.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

218.001

Yes.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

230.971

Well, I'm here today.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

2320.981

Everyone has the same players. Especially when you do a DraftKings, you have a budget. You're taking the same players.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

2327.344

You win the margins. Exactly.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

2338.997

He was so cheap.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

236.555

It was good. I like a good quick flight. The last couple of Super Bowls have been like five-hour flights for us. This is a nice quick one up and down, an hour 40 more or less. It was Vegas and Glendale, you're right. Yeah, I had a... Obviously, because of me, I had a stressful situation on the flight. Of course. Because when I was getting there, I saw someone at check-in that I recognized.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

2387.543

I mean, it's hard to say he's not. He benefited from a great quarterback. Maybe in his book, that's probably chapter 17 or something. People are not getting to that chapter. I'm going to give that fresh for you. I appreciate that. I haven't heard it yet. I'll tell you a Belichick story.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

257.966

And I was like, should I go up and say hello to this person or should I not say hello to this person? Right. I don't want to be a bother. Sure. And at the gate, I saw the person and he had his hoodie on and headphones on. I'm like, I'm not going to talk to him.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

278.716

Well, it's going to get worse when you find out who it is. Oh, God. So I end up then seeing this person at baggage claim. Right. And I'm like, well... If I say anything, it'll be now, obviously, because I'm not going to see this person the rest of the week, more than likely. And then other people were talking to this person.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

296.459

I'm like, okay, before I go, I'm just going to say, you know, hello, introduce myself to the person, whatever, right? Also, sitting next to this person, Braxton Berrios, who we're going to talk to this week. Super Bowl week, radio up. That's what happens, you know? So there's people on the flight, obviously, coming from Miami over here to New Orleans.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

312.75

And when I saw this person, I figured they're going to be on my flight. I know where they're going. So I go up, and on the way back, I get my bag. I go, and it's like, hey, how's it going? Like, you know, I'm Billy. I do the show with Stu Gotts. You know, like, we've spoken a couple times. Like, good to see you. And the guy goes, I know who you are, Billy. Like, you don't have to.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3300.984

When does that stop? Is that going to go on forever? Oh, yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

331.467

I'm like, yeah, no. Like, we do a show. He's like, I know. I know who you are.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3313.739

No, you don't do that. You do that? You don't do that, Will.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3321.13

There's only so much you can do.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3360.35

How tired are you of the question of the phantom penalties that Patrick? Some. benefits from a little bit. It comes with winning, I think.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3369.721

Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3406.028

I was wondering if the Chiefs fandom blinded that at all or if the football players were like, I don't know about this one.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

351.394

I told him, like, I heard you're busy tonight. He's like, yeah, it's really busy. He's like, I'll find you guys. I'm like, okay, see you there. I was like, I think I knew, like, all right, good luck this week. And then I leave, and I go to get an Uber. Right. And I'm just begging. I'm like, please, Uber, get here fast, because I was already so awkward to begin with.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3597.651

Well, hold on. Hold on. Devil's advocate here. If you could trade Man of the Year for Super Bowl MVP, would you?

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3604.735

Oh, good. He's a good guy. He is a good guy. I like it. That's why he won the Walter Payton Man of the Year award. Walter Payton Man of the Year. Some people are out here.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3612.62

Exactly right. People are out here selling mustard. They're selling different things. What's he saying? Hey, you should get screened for cancer.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3649.289

Molenoscopy Roadshow. Yes, sir. I like it. You're not performing, though.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3664.653

They saw that ring. They saw your name on it. Like, you know what? Taking this is a good idea.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

367.748

I now don't want to be standing at, like, the Uber check window. Raheem, the entire time. Make it worse. Exactly right. The less I say, the better. It's generally how my life goes. The less I say, the better.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3671.234

If I go in... Look, I'm not a car thief.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3694.884

If I break into a car, I see that. I'm closing the car. I'm trying to fix the window or however I got in, and I'm running the hell away from it.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3765.313

Ed actually put it perfectly. I think you should say this. He said, you published a book. Which is exactly right.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

382.513

Oh.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

389.18

Yeah. Why? Because you think that he, like, I mean, just heaven forbid, you think that plane crash is not in his future?

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3952.196

Here's the thing, Ed.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

3953.617

You say non-GMO, you say gluten-free, all this stuff, and I'm like, I don't know. And then I open it, sprinkles. Yes. I'm in. Like a little frosting. A little frosting, yeah. So the flavors.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4015.615

Of all the things you talked about today, I think the thing I'd most be proud of is being known as the mustard man. Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4020.718

I think I would.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

404.838

Oddly, I thought that with Raheem, too. Did you really? I was like, this is good because should anything happen, he'll probably be the first one to take control of the situation, and then I can hop in after. Right. I'm not a first responder situation. Right. But, like, I can be guy number two or guy number three at this. Right, you can pile on very well. Exactly right, yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4168.782

Hmm. I'm reading between the lines here, Stugatz. Ed didn't say this. He'd never say this, but he kind of said it. A little bit easy for Christian. He had all these genetics. I mean, all he had to do was fulfill his destiny.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4179.668

Ed had to come in here. Ed had to work. Not only did Ed, Ed didn't have a leg up in the NFL, and he didn't have a leg up in the mustard industry either. Right. He didn't have protein bites.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

426.677

Once there's a big crowd, I can kind of get in there and be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean, and kind of stop things should I need to. Did you see the awkwardness on opening night where multiple people ask, or I guess it was probably the same person, asked Patrick Mahomes and asked Travis Kelsey about the referees? No. They ask, I think, Travis Kelsey.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4370.715

I'm lucky in that I haven't been great at anything, so my children have nothing to compare themselves to. Let me ask you something. So is there a rival condiment to mustard? So let's say some of your children come out, like Luke or Dylan. They say, you know what? We want to come after the throne, but we're going to go against Mustard. Is ketchup like your rival?

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

448.442

Oh, yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

451.546

Really? Yeah. That's good. I can't believe that Jimmy still, like, lives in the Keys or Miami or wherever, and then he flies to, like, L.A. every week to talk football. We were shocked he didn't fly private, to be honest with you.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4695.984

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

474.446

Well, I was going to say, someone asked Patrick Mahomes, what do you love more, or what teammates have helped you in the past, which referee has helped you in the most in the past? So they asked him about referees, and they asked Travis Kelsey, do you love Taylor Swift more, do you love referees that call Phantom roughing the passer to give you 15 yards more? He did not like that question one bit.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4839.877

Is it weird if I smell it?

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4841.978

Check it out. That's what I'm saying.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4848.263

Really? I'm just saying. Take a bite of this, too, guys. Take a bite? Okay, here we go. Take a bite. Mmm, yummy. That's what I'm saying.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4863.76

Delightful. Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4868.002

What's this massive box? Come on, man.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4872.565

This is the Old Spice guy. That's a massive box to us, Bill.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4891.396

Wow. Hello, how are you?

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4897.723

You're right. Old Spice guy, you want to come sit down with us? Yeah, come on. Come on. Here we go. Make my dreams come true.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

492.493

It's a good question, though. Travis Kelsey... Used to be a staple on these things. Yeah. Never see him anymore. You're right. Big time. Also, he's always in the Super Bowl.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

4932.104

Yeah, well, I'm meeting him today. Hi, Old Spice Guy, how are you? Well, hello.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

5176.594

You know? Right.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

5181.057

What is the age of a candy corn guy? You said he looks like he's the age of a candy corn guy. Again, it's that age.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

5216.14

Candy corn is some of the worst candy you can get. In the world. The worst candy you can get. The worst candy in the world.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

5420.686

It's tough.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

5426.729

Cam, last time we spoke to you, you told us how you would eliminate Gronk should you need to. Yeah. How would you eliminate the Old Spice guy if you needed to make his gig?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

5578.598

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

5597.13

This is it, this Sunday, the end of the road, the big game, the last football game of the season. I'm sad. No, let's not be sad. Let's be happy. What a season it was. You know what? Let's raise our Miller Lights to toast football. You don't need to be sad. Let's celebrate. Here's the great thing about Miller Light. 3.2 carbs and 96 calories per 12 ounces. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

5671.902

O, O, O, O'Reilly Auto Parts.

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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

732.369

Yeah, Warwick, I'm interested in the cuisine as well, so I've been looking for an expert of sorts. I'm glad that you're giving us this. I have a question for you. Yes, sir. Liam Combs, you want to punch him in the head, right? Responsibly. Yes, yes.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn

749.864

Love tap. Yeah. How do you go from saying I'm not going to be the head coach to going back to Tampa and then just disappearing for extended periods of time and then you reappear like, here I am, the head coach of the Jaguars.

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Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

1181.958

You agreed to that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

1185.018

Dan approved that idea. It was supposed to be a bigger idea.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

1192.031

It was a better idea when I presented it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

1226.877

Dan, we'll be there. That's a fourth watch party because Dan said there was a pop-up for the finals, too.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

1572.919

What about this whole teammate business?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

1582.265

He's Dolan.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

1587.928

You don't wear a hat like that. It's fun to say, huh?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

221.883

Okay. Spirit's safe. There have been no fatalities. We've talked about this a number of times, Gary. Everybody's out here crapping on Spirit. They've never crashed.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

231.028

I'm not talking about death. Okay, good. I'm just saying. Some spirit deniers out here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

2349.554

We could just do a private thing out there, maybe.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

243.81

Other airlines don't, to be fair.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

599.836

Did he follow up?

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Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)

919.872

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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)

2379.744

Whatchamacallits.

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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)

2386.508

These are sticky. Did the kids say that?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)

2391.551

This shit is gas.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)

946.368

There's so many more. What are we doing?

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

1002.831

Taylor. But in Taylor's defense, North Carolina C team did have a better time in the race than North Carolina B team.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

1010.613

However, they did lose. Where was the A team? The A team wasn't even on the sheet. They were so far ahead.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

1019.515

Yes. And he also walked off the team the next year because he didn't like the coach.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

1023.616

Who we found out was my coach when I did track at FIU. Oh, yes.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

1030.477

No, we found that out on Mystery Crate.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

1033.958

I like him. It's fine. It's fine.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

1044.918

I liked him. I didn't say he liked me.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

1072.797

I didn't do that because I had a situation in track where I sprained one ankle really bad. And then I was in the training room basically all the time. And I would just go in, do the treatment, be in the training room forever. And I thought that's all I had to do because I couldn't walk, couldn't do anything. And then he was mad at me. He's like, well, you still should have been coming to practice.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

1090.671

I'm like, what am I going to do? I can't pole vault. with a sprained ankle and like a brace on like so then i came back swear to god came back first day back go up come down sprain the opposite ankle first day back in practice so i'm telling you i don't think you liked me at all because the first sprained ankle pick up basketball

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

1144.491

A lot of dunks, though. Like, slam ball was, like, everyone's dream as a child. Like, trampoline basketball.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

1566.843

What age is barking?

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

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Is there like an age where barking is no longer like appropriate?

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

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I'll do it again. I'll start again. What's the age, like, the cutoff for, like, barking?

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

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There's a certain part of that that's for attention, right? That you would do at a bar. At home, why would you do that? He's a showman.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

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He's like a pediatrician or something? Private equity.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

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Yeah, Jason Mason has been contacted. Ooh.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

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It just says Mason.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

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Yeah.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

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He has been contacted. Hold on a second. I'll get it for you right now. Anthony Williams.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

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Negotiations. Yeah, we're ongoing trying to figure it out. We're also getting to the bottom of that race also. So that photo might tell a different story than the results of that race.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

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It does.

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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta

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And confirmed in that race, Taylor was on the North Carolina C team.

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The Big Suey: My Voice Is Strong and My Bottom Is Fresh (feat. David Samson)

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Yeah, we're doing a little bit of research. David, was there an issue when you were at the Marlins of shooting a T-shirt gun that hit a woman in the head that you guys got sued over? Would you care to comment?

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The Big Suey: My Voice Is Strong and My Bottom Is Fresh (feat. David Samson)

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162.

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245.

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The Big Suey: My Voice Is Strong and My Bottom Is Fresh (feat. David Samson)

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Doing great here, man. Thank you.

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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor

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I heard that yesterday's show was a lot of sports talk. And I heard that the series is even right now. But yesterday's show was a run the ball day, sort of like ground and pound. Like, let's tie it up the ugly way. And today is going to be like, we're feeling good. We're going to kind of play our style ball now. Is that what I heard?

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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor

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Clyde mentioned that on the broadcast, but isn't Lonnie Walker, his siblings are named Lonnie? Or is...

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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor

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It's terrible. I don't want to talk about it. I do love Clyde. That was his 80th birthday on Sunday.

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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor

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Okay, it's not Lonnie Walker. I think it might be Ricky Council. I'll get on this.

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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor

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It was described as a George Foreman situation on the broadcast.

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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor

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Yes, Council's two older brothers are also named after his father, Ricky Council. Both Ricky Council 2 and Ricky Council 3 also played college basketball.

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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor

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We're not desperate enough for a flea flicker. Save that for maybe Thursday or Friday.

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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor

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Thank you.

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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor

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I'm guessing Chris's wife does that.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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Lucky for you guys. Yeah. It would be worse if it fell in after you bought it. Correct.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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I was going to say blessing in disguise, but it sounds like it's a blessing in the river.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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Oil?

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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Boston Billboard, is this a dynasty? Then maybe you jinx them and then it's not a dynasty.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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I said when so I can jinx them so the Panthers win.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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Greg's whole point was he's not an all-time great without a Stanley Cup. It doesn't matter how many points or goals or assists or whatever he gets. If he doesn't win the Stanley Cup, it's still the point Greg made was he's not as good without a Stanley Cup. He took a pot shot.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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That's a jinx. Yeah.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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Early bird gets the worm on billboards. Everybody knows that. If you don't do it tonight, you're setting yourself up for McAfee doing it tomorrow before you and then we're just copycats.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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Exactly. I think it's very possible Pat McAfee puts up a billboard with Greg Cody that says Greg Cody was right. Then at the bottom, the Pat McAfee show. And that's what we're opening ourselves up to if we don't do this right now.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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Well, no, that's not exactly true. They didn't want to take our money in Buffalo. Which I think if we're in the billboard mood, I think, Greg, I think in Buffalo we should put up a billboard that says the Dolphins will win the Super Bowl. Quote Greg Cody. And just put that up before week one.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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I don't understand this. You guys bought tickets to go to the game tonight because you want to watch the Panthers win the Stanley Cup. Would you not be jinxing the Panthers by buying tickets to go watch them win?

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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But you've been at a bar every other game this playoff, right?

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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No. What are you talking about? It's so cute that grown people believe in jinxes. Please stop. Just rogue games.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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What? Please stop. I'm actually rooting against the Panthers tonight. Of course you are. You don't say. Really? I want to be off tomorrow.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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My wife spoke to her dad in Cuba and they were talking about Father's Day. It seems to be a thing in Mexico as well.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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We do it best.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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Everyone has said everything. First time hearing you this, Greg.

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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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That's when you start taking things seriously. Because you were pounding on that keyboard right before Dan got to it.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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Yeah, you have been. Plus, you took a victory lap. I mean, yeah.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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I was going to say, Dan, in your defense, he's really hurting.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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Hold on. Ripped it like a bong.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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Just let it out. It'll feel good. Anyway. Got to cough to get off. Even at like 5'4", the guys for the face-off before a hockey game, they're ready. They're in position. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. Helmets are on. Sticks are in hand. Everyone is ready. They're ready at 5.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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One and only one.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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Okay. In Texas. So Kiki Wire is another option.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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Kelsey.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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Well, we'll find out. We still have one more option. It was four ticket sales, right? That's five. You said six.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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Right now, I have Jason Kelsey. I have Kiki Wire. I have Texas Lambos. I have Savannah Bananas. I have J-Lo.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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Do we discuss this? Like, is there one that stuck out for you guys? What do you think? I vote for Greg to pick.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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Jason Kelsey definitely doesn't get enough attention, so that's a good choice.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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I think Chris just acknowledged that. Yeah. If he's playing baseball, he will bend down.

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Postgame Show: The Countdown

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He's in pain, man. I mean, it's hard to bend for Jason Kelsey.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Worse than you, Greg, because right now you criticizing him for speaking poorly into the microphone when you set all of that up by fishing through your notes and talking away from the microphone.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Greg, he's fighting through his second language. It is hard in your second language to be a effervescent, fluorescent quote.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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I have spoken to Bobrovsky. He's really boring. Yes, thank you. But he's trying to do it in his second language.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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No, wait till we get to his Barkoff opinions if you want to hear the homer.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Jessica, just out of curiosity, I want to know how you experienced all of this. Because as Greg Cody files the criticism of Do Better, and what we all just witnessed together is him fishing a prop in his papers because he was going to go to this big move of, I've got a new nickname, for Sergey Badkotsky.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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For him to fish through his things and talk away from the microphone, deliver it that poorly, and for his punchline to what remains largely an audio audience to be the visual humor of looking at the wrong camera when he tells Bobrovsky to do better in his second language when he's so poor in his first. Jessica, your thoughts were what?

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Well, you're going to him a lot for someone who thinks he's a terrible quote.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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You should do better. It's interesting. You want him to help you do your job better? He's doing fine at his job. You should do your job better by learning Russian.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Oh, you had nothing after that, huh? That's interesting. You put the pause there the way Seinfeld does in a routine for the laughter, like, and the symbol for boron. And then he just waits for laughter. You did it your way, but you had nothing after that. You just had the Ukraine joke. You saw stairs, blank stairs, and you waited for the laugh and you got nothing.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Greg Cody is here and he is at the center of Canadian controversy. He's thrilled today because the Panthers are up 2-0, but I have a question for you, Stugatz, on how it is that jinxes work.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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You'd have no proof that it was planned from the way that it was delivered.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Well, let's get into this in a second because I want to get into this. I want to get into the dirty play. I want to get into Greg Cody's Homerism. But first, I don't want to just skip past Connor McDavid's father at the elbow room. That's great. At the elbow room. I've explained this to the audience before.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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The elbow room is dirty Fort Lauderdale from the dirtiest times in Fort Lauderdale back to when spring break was banned. The amount of awful that has happened in that place per square foot is dirtier than anywhere else in the region of Fort Lauderdale throughout the history of Fort Lauderdale. It is a concrete slab of people do bad things in and around the elbow room.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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I will explain to those who do not know that the elbow room has not changed in 70 years and hasn't been cleaned all that often in those 70 years. Like bad stuff happens in and around the elbow room. So for Connor McDavid to be, for his father to be there in tourist Fort Lauderdale and someone to offer to buy him a drink and for him to know that Greg Coté

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Mike Ryan did not want us to sell T-shirts in the merch store, LevitardAF.com, McOverrated T-shirts, because he was afraid of jinxing, infuriating the best player in hockey. And my question to you is, because we started selling them before game one, Are we good, or can he get motivated and furious in game three, even though we sold the shirts before game one?

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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has called his son overrated, the only person in North America willing to stake that claim. Must be a career highlight to Greg Cody, who was feeling so good upon entry in here today. I'm not making this part up. He told me again after all these years, you know, I could defend that column I wrote about trading Dan Marino to keep Scott Mitchell.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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But I'm saying today he came in here, probably the most famous sports column ever written in South Florida. He came in here saying, no, I can still defend that. It's a defendable column.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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One of the things that I was saying in just really being stunned that anyone could do that to Edmonton offensively, they're playing McDavid a ton of minutes. They're not even being reasonable about how they're using him.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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He wasn't asking him a question. He was just offering to buy him a drink.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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I'm pretty sure Cody's going to expense it. I'm pretty sure Cody's going to expense it for getting the little bit of content that he got out of it.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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So it wasn't on the record. We don't know if it was on the record.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Right. And by the way, the elbow room.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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I mean, I think it should be off the record. I think anything said at the elbow room.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Not at the elbow room. No one can claim here that they've ever said to me anything at the Elbow Room that has ended up on the record. The Elbow Room is a sacred place. What happens at the Elbow Room stays at the Elbow Room. And you need to get permission on all of that. I couldn't believe that as you delivered that story, it was your son hearing it for the very first time.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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I can't believe that you saved that exclusively for our air.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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A tearjerker this week, the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody. There were some tears, as Greg is prone to do when he talks about his own father. Not his kids, but his father.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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The six-year-old needed some editing?

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Juju, put it on the poll. Does anyone want to hear two and a half minutes of a six-year-old repeating herself?

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Tighten it up. It's absolutely right.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Jessica, to answer your question from before on the video that we are playing of Eckblad choking out Bouchard, this was a dirty game. Bouchard, it looks like he's tapping out on that Draymond Green, Rudy Gobert.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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It's a little early to be saying that, but Greg Cody is acting today. He walked in like Stephen A. Smith in a lavender suit. He's feeling very good about himself.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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No, it doesn't seem like he let up at all. The Panthers would be permitted to be upset about what happened to Barkov. The best case scenario is that Barkov has a broken jaw, Stugatz, because you can play through a broken jaw. We've talked about the absurdity of Jeremy Roenick. Doctors telling him, hey, you need to keep your jaw wired shut. And he's like, no, I don't. And he did it with pliers.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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He undid the wires in his jaw with pliers and ignored doctors because hockey players are crazy. But they'll keep him out if he has a concussion. And the hit on Barkoff, a lot of people are saying is dirty. It obviously is a dirty hit. It should be penalized. It was penalized. But I don't believe that it should be suspension. And I don't know what's going to happen there.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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But if Barkoff is indeed out, we'll get an update today. It is, as Chris said, terrifying. It's... It's the injury they could least afford to have because you're hurt. I mean, Kachuk, It can be neutralized in this series. He can be in a situation where it doesn't feel like he's that impactful.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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And you heard Mike yesterday talking about maybe they have to take him off the ice more because of the speed. But outside of Bobrowski and Barkov, Stugatz, those are their guys. They're middle of everything they do defensively. They're why it is that Edmonton would end up looking like that in that game.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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And him getting hurt, Greg, I'd like to get your thoughts because you were unhinged coming in here. You were mad at Dreisaitl. You were mad at everybody.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Let me explain just to the audience, if you don't care about some of what it is that's happening here in terms of how good Barkoff is. When you have Wayne Gretzky, Stugatz, who usually doesn't say a whole lot of interesting things. Wayne Gretzky, for a long time, has been on these broadcasts just because he's Wayne Gretzky. And it's rare that Tom Brady and Wayne Gretzky are analyzing games.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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But Gretzky is there. Well, Gretzky is there to be Gretzky. But when he's saying, it's not just anybody saying it, when he's saying that Barkov is the best defensive player he's seen since Brian Trottier going back to his old, old 70s, 80s hockey. Decades ago. Yeah. It is a high compliment. It's among the highest compliments you can get coming from that guy.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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But what happened with Barkov, because you're saying it's dirty and the Panthers play like that, you're playing the result on the injury. You wouldn't have cared about that hit at all if it hadn't resulted in an injury. You wouldn't be calling for a suspension if it hadn't resulted in injury because you shouldn't be leaving your feet like that to go with an elbow or a forearm.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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You shouldn't watch it.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Now, wait a minute.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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You don't. I'm responding to your response, though, because you are protectively running to the aid of Barkoff there, and I'm talking about you penalize the action, correct? Or you penalize the result of the action?

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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The way you guys are doing that is both funny and it's the way that that should be because I wouldn't suspend any of that, but you can't reward Dreisaitl for that by knocking out That can't end up in a net positive for Edmonton. No Barkoff and he still gets to play? Dreisaitl, you're suspended for as long as Barkoff is out.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Was that your limited fake or not limited enough fake, Brian Scalabrini? Yeah, that's exactly right. Scal. I have in front of me a quote from Paul Maurice. This isn't the Oprah Winfrey show. My feelings don't matter when asked about Barkoff. First of all, coach, your feelings do matter. Second of all, is there still an Oprah Winfrey show or is there just an Oprah Winfrey network?

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Is there an actual still? Is there is he referencing a show that went off the air 20 years ago?

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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yeah it works because that's wouldn't it be the view is the modern uh uh the place where we talk about our feelings like what would dr phil what what is what is kelly clarkson what is the modern place that jennifer hudson like where what is the modern place where people talk about their feelings because he's i and i legitimately am asking you when did the oprah winfrey show go off of the air because uh she has her own network and she has an assortment of shows on that network but i don't think any of them are the oprah winfrey show

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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I would not call, though, being up 2-0 in the final, Paul Maurice's lowest moment.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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The empire she has built, you should read, just read what she's doing in Hawaii, how it is that the road to Hana is blocked off because of where she's putting her stuff. Her and Zuckerberg are just buying giant plots of land in Hawaii so when the apocalypse comes, they can hide in their bunkers.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Yes. Of course. Yes. Makes everyone. My guess is that she has some regret about that one.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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She made a whole lot of people. My God, her tree. I mean, Gayle King. She has a medical school, I think. She's had a big and amazing life. But I do think that the quote that made Greg Cody light up is from a TV show he's referencing that has now been defunct for 14 years. Yeah.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Greg Cody, at every opportunity, is dying to make a Frankie Avalon in Fort Lauderdale reference.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Somebody's writing in here, Billy is on a roll on his Twitter account, giving everyone the first-rate hockey coverage everyone deserves. At first, I thought he was doing his routine of copying Roy's account, but nope, he's just providing great insight. He should be 1B as Metal Ark hockey correspondent, obviously with Roy being number one.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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I knew that you and Tony would get involved as soon as Rodriguez started scoring goals.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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It took them being up 2-0 and Rodriguez scoring three goals for Billy to wander over and be like, I want to partake in the analysis.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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I think his priority, like Laranaga, when he got to town and put the Enya over his N, I think Rodriguez's priority should be to get that S changed to a Z immediately.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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I am not making up the two stories I'm about to tell you right now. Not making either of these stories up. Okay. This morning, I got the question from somebody who just sort of recognized me. How about those gators? Ah. They meant the Panthers. They weren't talking about Super Regionals.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

432.519

Agreed, but that's not what I was being asked about. I was being asked about the Panthers. Somebody confused them with the Gators. This one was funnier, though. A legitimate question. Where is Edmonton? Is it in Texas? Because of the Oilers. They thought the Oilers... Makes sense. Yeah.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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It makes some sense. But I would say that South Florida has been... The southeast of Florida has been a little slow to get to what it is that's happening with this hockey team, which is now... two wins away from holding what is the, it is a very tough trophy to win. And I legitimately can't believe I just watched a hockey game in which that offense and that superstar could do nothing.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

487.912

I thought the series, like the way that Edmonds is not going to win with defense, they got to beat you by scoring a good amount. Not a little bit, a good amount.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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Well, but it's not even just that, right? Because they played much better in the game that they didn't score. than in the one that they did. They got nothing yesterday. Like they were completely neutralized. It's the worst game they've played this post season. And I felt like that happened to them. That was done to them. And then of course they just injure Florida's most important player.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

551.741

Well, Greg Cody walked in today as if he had one of those because he was feeling very good about himself. Baby! A period? A big P. Come on. Greg Cody finally got not just Canada mad, but got confirmation that this is indeed gotten to McDavid.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

578.656

He has gotten, he has learned through reporting, Greg, you can tell the story, he has learned through reporting that McDavid absolutely knows who's insulted him and the nature of the insult because Greg Cody has a take that no one else has, which is that the best player in hockey, three-time MVP, The best player in hockey is overrated. Yeah, McOverrated.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

686.333

What does your name mean in French? Because it's always pronounced that way there. Nobody pronounces it Cody. What does your name mean in French?

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

700.885

And you felt how when you realized that your words had wounded the father who helped in conceiving Connor McDavid.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

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I legitimately did not believe that the Oilers could be made to look like that, okay? Because you're talking about just—never mind the five-on-five stuff. You're talking about a power play that scores goals more than once out of every three times. Like—

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

805.308

I just didn't think that I could watch a playoff game that involved those players and not be afraid of the Oilers, not have them have any legitimate chances throughout the game. This did not require anything from Bobrovsky.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

842.995

Let me do it this way, okay? You can hear the arena in my voice. I hear the corner deck in your voice. And your dad's. Edmonton had... What was it? 30-plus straight penalty kills in the playoffs. But to me, the other thing that I simply can't believe it, Stugatz.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

862.35

When Paul Maurice gets here and they change the way that they're playing hockey because they were the best offensive team in the regular season, everyone told us that does not work in the playoffs, and you saw it. Tampa Bay strangled them and just made them look impotent.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

878.334

For their penalty kill to be so good that the Edmonton Oilers during the regular season would score once out of every three times when they have a man advantage because you give McDavid a man advantage and it is the unholiest thing possibly in the history of the sport.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

895.037

that they would score one goal every three chances when they have a man advantage, to stop them seven straight times at the most important time to make that offense look that kind of neutral, I just didn't think it was possible. I didn't think that the Panthers' best against Edmonton's best would be 0 for 7 for Edmonton.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

915.954

Just didn't, couldn't have, wouldn't have wanted it, wouldn't have wanted a situation where you're telling me that Edmonton has had seven chances at this because I wouldn't have thought there would be any circumstance under which Florida would kill all the penalties.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

962.29

They did bench him. As we said yesterday, it wasn't us benching him. The Panthers benched him.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

983.103

Well, I saw that Barstool said that there were some empty seats there. That's ridiculous.

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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit

991.688

Well, it's true that Barstool said it. It's not true that there were empty seats. Empty seats in the press box? Because you know who's to blame. Greg Cody is trying to get a new nickname for Bobrovsky off the ground.

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Hour 2: Hubris

1065.652

Yes, I couldn't believe what happened to my country, my people. Just everyone was swayed by patriotism in the middle of the year for a hockey tournament. A made-up hockey tournament. Can I just— Zaz is also Canadian.

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Hour 2: Hubris

113.862

I just disagreed with all their moves.

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Hour 2: Hubris

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You guys quit inciting Zazz, please.

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Hour 2: Hubris

1176.914

This is what's happening around here. Billy, I need you because all you had last night was Dodgers, Marlins, and you're just mad.

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Hour 2: Hubris

1184.758

What are you talking about? And below deck meds. You're just mad that Zaslow gets to live a giant life right now with his sports fandom. I'm on a heater, dog. Zaslow came in saying, I'm on a heater, dog.

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Hour 2: Hubris

1203.424

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Met Dave Bautista on the way out and talked to him. And his teenage son was mesmerized by how popular Zaslow was with Dave Bautista.

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Hour 2: Hubris

1257.743

And your Panthers give you the 11 seconds of your life last night?

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Hour 2: Hubris

1278.264

I don't think that these guys care the way that you do. I think that they've had parts of them extinguished here in places that I still have it.

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Hour 2: Hubris

1307.401

I'm high-fiving. You left with a headache.

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Hour 2: Hubris

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We're high-fiving.

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Hour 2: Hubris

1318.008

Cavs hurt. Cavs hurt.

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Hour 2: Hubris

1319.989

Any pain? Any soreness in the Cavs?

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Hour 2: Hubris

1363.837

And that arena is built to sink into the ground. Yeah.

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Hour 2: Hubris

1600.737

I can't believe what he's doing with television. What's his budget?

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Hour 2: Hubris

1607.921

He's getting the only money in Hollywood they're giving, like the Game of Thrones money. He's getting it?

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Hour 2: Hubris

1632.301

I want to see what he's doing, what they're allowing. Somebody is allowing real genius there in a way that's unusual. Usually it's not funded like that.

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Hour 2: Hubris

1666.364

It might take a minute for interest to develop because I was interested from the first moment just because of who was making it and because of the choices. He has a... I mean, he hasn't made anything that's bad. He makes interesting art. And on this, he's being funded. So...

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Hour 2: Hubris

169.244

Portland's better, though. It seemed to work out for Boston.

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Hour 2: Hubris

1844.44

Well, this is the second season.

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Hour 2: Hubris

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more this season right uh let's uh i want to get to a couple of things here mike ryan was just criticizing miami heat management and i'm imagining uh that miami heat management would receive that criticism the same way that brandon bean the bills general manager received criticism of his drafts when he went on a local sports radio show listen the last few minutes of your show before i came on waiting on here all right like 2018 all over with you guys well we're very how so

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Hour 2: Hubris

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The whole part was right? They have more expertise than we do, generally.

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Hour 2: Hubris

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Yes, but we can agree. Heat, based on playing 82 regular season games and the results we have now in hand, probably shouldn't have been in the playoffs. And while we're at it, yeah, Bulls, yeah, Hawks, you shouldn't have been in either while we're at it.

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Hour 2: Hubris

2017.578

Because if you lose to the Heat in a 10 seed and we just saw what that is, a whole lot of people still feeling the embers of maybe Andrew Wiggins and that one time Jimmy did it to Giannis. You remember the one time? Nope. That's what it looks like almost every time you will see in the future that a one plays a ten.

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Hour 2: Hubris

2060.008

I want to go back to something that we talked about briefly yesterday, but it really was something to behold this weekend on CBS Sunday Morning, a majestic television show made for Angela Lansbury and people who are 90 years old. Bill Belichick did an interview, and during that interview, there was some awkwardness.

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Hour 2: Hubris

2078.564

Now, here's Bill Belichick talking just about Robert Kraft and his relationship with Robert Kraft, but this show... is an excellent show, but I've got to make fun of the broadcaster who did this interview because he was maximum television. Like, this was some gotcha shit CBS Sunday Morning was doing.

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Hour 2: Hubris

2142.775

I want to play the awkwardness of Jordan Hudson, sort of his manager, according to Pablo Torre, finds out and handling a lot of his business. And it is now being reported that UNC is concerned with Jordan Hudson. And also Jordan Hudson, she's releasing on her social media the suggestion that Bill Belichick is about to have some commentary going for him.

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Hour 2: Hubris

2219.038

Well, let's listen here and watch here at the awkwardness of her being off camera and there being some... The reports were from Florio and others that there were many moments like this, and CBS Sunday Morning just aired one of them.

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Hour 2: Hubris

2295.799

This is where the media game has passed him by because he thinks we're on to Cincinnati. He's going to work in that spot. Not once you got the pictures of you on the beach, coach.

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Hour 2: Hubris

2323.442

Don't blame that on her. Of course.

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Hour 2: Hubris

2418.733

Look, this is what I'm not going to say, and you're not allowed to say. Love, love? This isn't surprising. I know you know it all. But I didn't have him as a fisherman with a mermaid taking pictures.

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Hour 2: Hubris

257.463

This is one of the things that has happened here on a day meant to laugh at the Miami Heat. We were defeated by the ringer. It wasn't that long ago I was going to hang a Bill Simmons banner in here with Udonis Haslam of his face in Game 7, and Zazzle has just eaten all of your words, Mike, without rebuttal. I'm watching on television. They're saying get rid of Pat Riley.

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Hour 2: Hubris

276.974

I haven't seen that on television before. That's not something in my lifetime, that's not something I have ever seen on television before.

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Hour 2: Hubris

29.095

Cuervo.

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Hour 2: Hubris

34.441

Cuervo.

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Hour 2: Hubris

535.261

Or two finals appearances in five years is not failure.

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Hour 2: Hubris

661.589

This is how he and Heat fans have been influenced by the last 15 years. That ends with, hey, I'm out. If you're not championship good in two years, I don't even care about basketball. But wait a minute.

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Hour 2: Hubris

801.488

Amin's leaving. I asked a question on Earth. You've made Amin leave.

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Hour 2: Hubris

872

It's on the television, get Pat Riley out. And I want to object to only one thing that was said in the last, I don't know, 10 minutes, which is that Zaslow, again, is saying what the Heat are guilty of and what the Ubris is. And he said that already on the starting lineup this morning with Frank Isola and Brian Scalabrini said the same thing word for word. Like the words were the same.

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Hour 2: Hubris

9.2

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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Hour 2: Hubris

91.383

Billy, it felt like you were accusing Zaslow of being a frontrunner on his Heat stuff. But Mike Ryan has basically been saying, I've checked out on basketball for two years. The moment that I saw the Heat weren't going to be any good anymore. Mike Ryan has just checked out on all basketball because for 13 years he got to ride the highest highs. And then he said, I don't want to ride this anymore.

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Hour 2: Hubris

933.173

Amin and Jason Jackson are getting it done on your Sunday mornings.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

1060.794

You guys don't know yourselves whatsoever. Like you're saying this today because it's the day after the season ended on April 29th. And sure enough, opening night next year, you will have convinced yourself that the Heat are serious contenders and they're going to make a run. And this is their year and culture and the Godfather fixed it and Pat Riley this and Pat Riley that.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

1080.772

And it'll probably be largely the same roster. Maybe you'll bring in one or two different pieces. But this is how it goes.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

1091.922

You're the major change that needs to go, Bam. Like, by the way. So we're on here. Major changes, pack your shit up and go. If you're really about this culture, do the best thing for the culture and leave. Because you're not good enough.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

1105.594

No, Lloyd is better than Bam at this point in time, honestly. But I'm telling you, remember April 29th. I want that to be just, guys, let this be our calling sign. Remember April 29th. Because next year, come October 24th, we're going to be talking about this Heat team and how, I like what they're doing here. I like what they did here in the offseason. It's what happens every single year.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

1126.328

Every single year. It's not done, Dan. It's going to continue.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

118.338

Things are happening exactly as we said they would, so I don't know why people are getting crazy. This is level-headed. This is the script, and we're following it.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

1405.678

You got to bring fresh stuff, Zas. I was walking into Big Mac, the parking attendant downstairs. You know what he told me? What? What?

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

1413.524

No, he didn't, but he told me, Spoh, out of touch. Yep, we got to get that guy, Mike. Big Mac wants Spoh out of here.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

1421.811

Oh, yeah, every day he tells me about Greer.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

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Love Big Mac, yeah. We all do. He was so excited about the draft, Dan.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

1697.751

Am the way that I am. Can you hurry up a little bit? Jesus Christ, man.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

1707.073

I blame the bed. Aren't you supposed to be impartial and a member of the media? Why would you be sad today?

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

2109.589

Minor penalty, two minutes for not listening.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

2606.162

Well, he also told us, if I remember correctly, before the season that Jimmy Butler was going to play like 90% of the games. And he was really going to go into it because he had a contract coming up. And he was really going to show a different Jimmy this year. I was on that boat, too.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

497.881

Can we remember this feeling, though? Like, can we bottle up this feeling that we're feeling today and remember this in the offseason when there will be trade speculation and everyone under the sun will be fighting to get to the heat and every superstar, Giannis, will want to come here and Kevin Durant will want to come here and everyone will want to come here in our heads.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

518.276

And we will decide, you know what? We don't want to part ways with Alec Burks to get, you know... Kevin Durant, we don't want to part ways with Davian Mitchell because we don't want to get rid of Duncan Robinson and Tyler Hero. Can we remember today and remember this team just wasn't good enough and you need to get rid of some pieces to bring people in.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

611.866

No, no, no. West Coast, I'm not about. I'm not about the West Coast baseball games, but I'm on the East Coast.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

619.952

No, no, no. I have no intention of watching the Dodgers pummel the Marlins. I saw the Dane train hit a grand slam last night, which is great. Yeah, but extra innings on the West Coast game? No, no, no. These West Coast trips, they do a number on me, Dan. First Seattle, now Los Angeles. Let's get back to the Eastern Times.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

70.024

Well, playoffs are over for one of the teams.

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Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami

98.613

It's weird. I mean, everybody needs to kind of keep their heads on straight and realize this is going exactly as the script foretold. Panthers covered last night, as we said they would. Panthers are up 3-1 in this series, as we expected them to be. Heat were out in the most lopsided playoff series in the history of the NBA, as we were told yesterday would be the case by Greg Cody.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

245.918

I'm going to take the Anaheim Ducks plus one and a half tonight over the Seattle Kraken. What is the laughter about?

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

255.844

No, hold on a second. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, you picking a hockey game is funny.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

267.532

Anaheim is 2-0 in their last two. They had a 5-2 win over the Predators and a 5-1 win over the Penguins. Now, the Kraken, on the other hand, are 1-2 in the last three with a 4-2 loss to the Oilers, a 4-1 win over the Penguins. Remember, the same Penguins that the Ducks just beat 5-1. A 3-0 loss to the Capitals on the Western Conference over in the Pacific.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

288.763

Kraken are only one point ahead of the Ducks in the standings, 47 points to 46 points. Two goals is a lot to win by in hockey, and I just don't see the Kraken being that much better than the Anaheim Ducks. So I'm not saying Kraken are going to win this game. They're not going to win by two, and that's why I'm taking the Ducks plus one and a half against the Braves.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

32.123

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

640.264

He doesn't look like Mardi Gras, but he's what's there when you find Mardi Gras.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

679.926

I've never been on a plane where they're like, hey, we've got to balance this thing out, guys. Hold on a second. Greg, to your point, what if the larger people are the 18 on one side of the plane and the 40 on the other side are the lighter people?

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

1038.074

Banana Slug is an animal.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

106.519

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

1083.069

Well, Tampa Bay changed their team name to the Rays, but not the Devil Rays.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

1087.112

Just the Ray of Light.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

1119.759

You should ask Dr. Bendova the next time you go about this, Greg. I'm going to.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

1151.991

What was the big baby the Pelicans had for a little bit?

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

1155.773

Yeah.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

1172.833

That's Donald Duck. How have they gotten away with that?

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

2258.686

Just to be clear, because I think Stugatz, you confused maybe yourself and the audience. You made it sound like if you had to bench one of the other, you said the obvious answer is Saquon. It is the obvious answer. You would bench Saquon? I would, yeah.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

2356.161

Good job, Mina. Yes, Mina. Way to go. For the audio audience, Mina just saw a picture of Dawson Knox. Let's see the next one.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

2372.949

Let's see the next one.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

2427.825

For the audio audience, Mina just saw a picture of a man named James.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

2433.767

Show Mina.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

2566.268

Should the dolphins play in Finland? That's what Greg said earlier. Great question.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

2572.45

Yeah.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

2582.671

Good point.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

2585.274

When's that game in Spain, Mina? If you've heard of the hubbub around the league. That's what I'm planning to do. We're trying to plan out this trip, but they're really waiting until the last minute.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

2596.226

No, no, no. We're going to visit my wife's family. Wink, wink. Shh.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

354.398

Yeah. Everybody knows that. General doctor? Ooh, general practitioner. That's a good question. I don't know if Dr. McDaniel's getting that.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

415.327

Trump and Herschel Walker being aligned is crazy to you?

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

481.792

No one would do it.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

559.493

Cut him a break, yeah. Greg, you know, you mentioned that pets are very popular in America, and you're right, which makes me wonder why team names aren't, like, pet names. Like, we always go with, like, a bulldog or, like, some sort of vicious cat, right? We never have, like, the golden noodles.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

721.172

I mean, it could be, but Christopher doesn't want to pass it on.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

850.205

I saw a thing, Greg, the other day talking about transporting horses, and it said that they do enjoy the expressway.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

86.653

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

860.803

That was me.

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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)

913.956

Do you think if horses let a pet while they're racing, it helps them? I think they do it all the time. Turbo boost?

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

You're listening to DraftKings Network.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2072.919

Liam Cohen looks like Mardi Gras, right, Billy? Looks like the South Alabama student that goes down there for the weekend.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2131.936

Trust me.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2152.177

Wanstead, on the other hand. Great name.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2157.086

Wani?

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2191.328

No, Lovie Smith is a solid coach's name. That's a good one.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2197.15

No. Lovie? Lovie Smith?

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2379.27

Yeah, he played at Valparaiso in 1948.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2396.386

No, hold on. 11 and 30.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2431.896

He died of a brain tumor.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2611.79

No, it's happened on a flight I've been on before. They made us switch sides.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2617.295

In Barcelona, actually, Billy.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

2624.161

It happened to me, and then they put caution tape along a bunch of the other side of the plane so people couldn't switch back over. Wow. Yeah. It was a scary flight. There was a storm.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

452.594

Dan, which coaching hires do you like? I feel like no matter who gets hired, you make fun of. Like Dan Campbell, we made fun of. Liam Cohen, we're making fun of. Aaron Glenn, who I feel like he... There's not a huge difference between buckle up and fasten your seatbelt, if you ask me. I guess there's maybe some nuance I'm missing there. Who do you like?

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

656.756

I'm just saying the Jets are a dumpster fire and everything they do is probably wrong. But we're being very... preemptively mean about a coach who was a great player, had a good track record as a coordinator, and now is being promoted to a head coach. Stugatz already is like he wants to retire. He's only 52. He's not like some ancient old man. He might be a good coach. I don't know.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

685.807

And look at him now. He didn't stop mocking him until literally weeks ago, though.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

775.122

Ben Johnson also closer in age to Aaron Glenn than Aaron Glenn is to Pete Carroll.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

891.141

As a conspiracy theory, you know what? Fine. I'll take it. Thank you. Hate it. I hate it so much. But why not?

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

965.616

Was this more awkward than when Al Duncan called Chris Gregg?

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

971.898

Say hi to Riley Leonard for me, Diana.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

979.602

Say hi to Riley Leonard for me, Diana.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

985.074

There's only six quarterbacks there.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

989.338

I figured she was going to see him. Say hi to Riley Leonard for me, Diana.

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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks

997.305

She asked to be heard at the Senior Bowl, and there was dead silence. Because I don't know if you guys have heard of the Senior Bowl. I would have said, actually, the Senior Bowl was Sunday when Poppy and Greg were both here doing the watch-along. But then I felt like that was a cheap shot at Greg. Sorry, Greg. That's okay.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

1031.61

Zagaki, you mean? No. I thought you were agreeing with Billy.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

1126.202

If I almost crashed in an airplane crash and the airline's like, here's a $200 voucher, I'd be like, do you think I'm ever flying on your airline again? Get out of here, $200 voucher. I get $200 when they lose my luggage. You can't even get a flight for $200.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

1569.612

30,000 feet. That is a crash.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

1571.713

What else would you call it?

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

263.848

I thought you knew when the game was. Right.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

354.266

I mean, he's like 80-something, right? Like, there has to be a different meaning that he knows. Well, can you find... Well, no, I'm not Googling that.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

388.682

Whoa! There has to be hunting or something here, right?

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

491.982

It dates back to digging for gold.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

56.55

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

615.188

Who would have thought in exchange of Jerry Jones and us, we'd be the sickos.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

629.733

It's also oil. He's like, I know, oil. And it's like, no, Jerry, not that one either.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

644.724

What do we think? No, I just Googled the phrase glory hole.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

76.421

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

843.571

That's quite the spin we're putting on what we do with Joe Zagaki. Especially when you have the Joe Zagaki who gets very political at times and You guys just make a joke of Joe Zygacki at every turn possible. In honor of him, apparently, because he's a great guy who survived the plane crash.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

877.532

Well, I mean, people that don't know who he is may not know that. Now, I have a question for you, Greg. You said survived the plane crash. Then you said great guy. Now, if you didn't think he was a great guy, would you change your tune on the whole plane crash situation? Because it seemed like you were happy because he's a great guy. I...

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)

911.307

Yes. Are we saying he's not a great person? Hold on. For the record, Greg Cody, Rick Flair is not a great person.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1009.342

Some of us are not that show. I was in Germany.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1015.887

I love Spain. Don't get me wrong. Barcelona is one of the loveliest cities on earth. I love Barcelona. Madrid, not so much. Folks in Madrid, not all that friendly. I'm a dread going there. But I think that the NFL just expands too much internationally. I'm against it. Again with this. And I don't think that it's right to ask home fans to travel 4,400 miles on their dime to cheer for the home team.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1046.539

Luckily, they have a choice. They don't have to go. This is the NBA where there's 1,000 home games a year. In the NFL, there's eight or nine home games a year. And all of a sudden, you're taking 12% of someone's home schedule and giving it to Spain? Come on.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1061.708

I did not. We made up some lame excuse.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1067.22

Well, I don't want to pay $4,000 to go to my nephew's wedding, quite frankly. So you told the truth. It's just a wedding. It's just a wedding.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1082.174

And parenthetically, the marriage failed. I was going to ask about that. I was going to ask.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1091.837

Right. Through no fault of my nephews, quite frankly. I mean, I don't want to get into details.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1098.142

Well, in this case, you know, it's come on now. How long did it last? She shall remain nameless. I don't know, a couple of years. Huh. Interesting.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1459.096

Yeah, he's quit on everybody. He's quit on his team, on his teammates, on the fans, on the city of Miami, on the integrity of the NBA. I think his actions during all this and I wrote this column before he was suspended yesterday for a third time this month. He's simply acting unprofessionally. He's acting childishly.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1480.301

I think what he's done lapses on the betrayal level somewhere near traitorous in his actions. I just think he's been... I cheer the heat... for suspending him without pay indefinitely because he deserves it uh... i i haven't in this in all my time covering this market i haven't seen or certainly don't recall another instance of an athlete let alone a star athlete

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1508.348

behaving like this and just ruining... He's ruined his legacy, okay? He was the popular player who would have been a tier below Dwayne Wade in terms of being beloved in this market. That's blown up by his own actions.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

1529.893

It was bad. And look, it... Dwyane Wade didn't go out on the right terms and went to two other cities before he came back. I'm not saying everything is a happy ending, but Jimmy Butler has just taken a stick of dynamite to his own legacy down here.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

2113.897

No, I don't blame the Heat for not wanting to extend a lavish max contract on a 35-year-old guy. I think that's a smart business decision by the Heat. And you understand Jimmy wanting to get his money. Yeah, but if he's not getting it here, how about show some class, be a professional, play hard for the last part of this season. Play it out. And, you know, if you get traded, fine.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

2138.517

And if you don't, become a free agent and do your thing.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

2218.527

International games are always weeks four through ten. There's your hint.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

2275.708

Finland. That's not a bad idea. I get it. Go to Scandinavia, Goodell. You've conquered everything else in the world. Attack Scandinavia. Have it become an American football region. Finland. Figuratively. Finland. Figuratively. Dolphinland. Yeah. There you go.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

2296.701

Dolphinland.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

2315.971

Yeah.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

366.761

Wow. Is there meat on those bones?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

481.4

I travel. I'm a traveling man. Good job. A traveling man. I've been to Spain. I've been to Europe. I want to go there to have fun. I don't want to go there to work. I don't want to go to a Dolphin home game that I have to travel 4,400 miles to see. He'd rather go to Miami Gardens. No, not necessarily, but at least that's within my range.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

505.191

The NFL's gone crazy with these international games, and the fans are hurting for it. The fans are suffering because of Goodell's obsession with internationalizing the NFL. Growing the game. Well, how about grow the game in the United States? My man.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

524.74

Exactly. What? I mean, what do we put it in? The Netherlands has a franchise next year? What's going on?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

534.754

Zigaggy.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

596.526

Yeah, he already is. He's fatigued. This kind of thing. I mean, that kind of thing. You're messing with us now.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

807.342

They're ridiculous, those things. Destination weddings? Yeah, don't get me started on that. You're insulting all of the people you're inviting by asking them to rearrange their entire schedule to spend big money. I have an unnamed nephew who once got married on a cruise ship. Really? So all of a sudden I've got to buy an international cruise to attend my nephew's wedding? Eh, not necessarily.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take

832.863

It's not going to happen. The destination wedding just isn't flying anymore. I don't know why the groom and bride get together and decide that's a good idea.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1003.795

Nothing, I don't even understand what you said. You don't. No.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1029.99

It's 120 miles an hour sometimes when it's Otani.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1041.896

You can, but it has to be thrown at you 100 miles an hour in order to do that. You've got him hitting it off a tee at 100 miles an hour. That's not how that works.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1054.48

They're not fungos. They're not fungos. Like Redberry. Redberry. Greg, you don't understand what you're saying. In order to hit a ball 120 miles an hour, it has to be thrown at about 100 miles an hour.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1078.427

Can you guys call some of my physics friends, please?

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1098.059

They're playing it differently now.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1100.361

Terrible. That's not how they're playing anymore.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1128.594

I mean, it's been the case since they put clay on that court, Stugatz.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1133.498

That's correct. What you're saying is not a revelation. It's always been so.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1151.689

I saw a friend of mine with a $10 bet that would have cashed $10,000. Tyler Hero, finals MVP. Sad bet. Just light your $10 on fire. Roll it up and smoke it.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1197.39

Jose Contreras.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1212.627

No, he's not.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1305.199

Joe AI?

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1307.94

Last of his kind. There will never be anything like that again.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1319.63

I think he was about 385 yards a season as a tight end. Good blocking tight end. No, he wasn't that either. He got ransacked pretty good as a blocking tight end.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1329.675

That's all you can say, and that's why he's had a great career. Everything that happened after. Go ahead and look up his average. Go ahead. Please look up for me.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1338.401

Joe Rose's playing career, so you see how ignorant you are about your Miami Dolphins, Dolphin Historian.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1348.427

All right, you tell me.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1351.669

That is correct. They weren't very good. That is correct.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1420.483

Okay, he doesn't actually know. There's no explainer here. Look, even for the time, I understand.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1426.766

The Dolphins in 1972 won the championship with Bob Greasy throwing seven passes in the Super Bowl. But that wasn't when Joe Rose played. He played 15 years later when 340 yards from a tight end was actually a decent amount for a tight end. I don't believe it would lead the season in receiving. That's correct.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1473.424

Again, not a good tight end. I'll say it again. No offense, Joe Rose. Love your career. Amazing career. Just not as a tight end.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1537.246

I haven't missed it. No, we talked about it last week.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1541.027

Last week, we talked about it. Last week.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1611.038

We will ask the winner of the Indy 500 question about that in the next 20 minutes. All right.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

17.018

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1824.511

I have some observations about the observations. My question to you to start off, as you say, TJ McConnell leads the league in pesky. Do we ever give that to a black guy or is it always to someone who looks like TJ McConnell? Is he the only one who's getting leads the league in pesky? That specific adjective. Eric Snow?

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1853.254

White, white, I would say.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1861.717

Ball stealer? You don't necessarily have to be a ball stealer, but you have to be small and annoying. You also have to be white and... You love to have these people on your own team. It's only something you're experiencing as pesky as you look at it derisively from the other team because you don't like that it's beating you. You don't like all the mid-range jumpers.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1883.125

You don't understand how he hits all those 12-footers among the trees. And so you assign peskiness to it because it can't be athleticism. It has to be that he's doing something with his will.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1906.996

I don't think. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Does being pesky in sports require you to be white? T.J. McConnell, by the way.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1934.206

Speaking of picking you up 90 feet from the basket, are you guys impressed by Neesmith and the way he's guarding Brunson? Are you guys impressed by watching what seems to me Brunson get worn down by somebody who physically will fight through every screen?

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1951.791

And I think the reason they lost the game aside from Brunson leaving with foul trouble is just Neesmith got hurt and then all of a sudden the Pacers go one for eight from three.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1960.153

in the in the fourth quarter and the whole thing falls apart but it seems to me i haven't seen a lot of this i've watched a decent amount of nick's basketball this year i haven't seen a whole lot of people have the physical size to bother brunson just bringing the ball up court in a way that might make him tired and might impact his judgment when he gets into foul trouble he's 100 playing tonight right like carlos i don't know you know like carlos just

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

1993.285

I don't understand what happens this time of year. I don't know how Reinhardt is a day-to-day decision. Like, I don't get when I see some of these hits. But I saw a championship one from Giannis Antetokounmpo when I thought in those finals that his career had ended.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

2008.6

I thought his career had ended from the way that he landed. And then he won the championship like three games later.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

2016.342

There are two times in recent years where I thought during a basketball playoff game that someone's career was over. It was Giannis in the finals and it was Joel Embiid after a dunk when he landed on the court and his knee gave. And I'm like, oh, my God, that's clearly not a leg that's going to work correctly anymore. And he played the next game. And I don't get it. I don't understand.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

202.839

Is his arm also a lot larger than his other arm?

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

2054.087

He'll make them against anybody. Like Brunson, there is no such human being who can defend, not that size or any size, who's going to keep Brunson from getting to the basket. I'm just saying I'm not used to it looking as hard just to dribble up the court as it has in this series for Brunson.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

2073.194

I've been surprised, impressed, and taken aback by how important the athleticism of Neesmith is, even though Brunson will get his 40 against anybody.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

2088.262

He does. It's what seems to my eye to be true, but it may not actually be true mathematically because, like I said, Brunson is a really unusual player being able to score that way at that size. And I will say, only one time in NBA history during the modern age can you say that a player of that size has ever won the championship. It's Isaiah Thomas.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

2109.438

That player gets shut down by bigger players in all circumstances throughout basketball history at the end of the season.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

2129.423

But he has been in the postseason. He's done everything except win on a broken ankle. But I'm telling you that the defense on Brunson is a problem. When I say ranks 147th out of 147th on defensive metrics plus minus, Carlisle is going to picket that the rest of the series the way that Tyler Hero got picked at on defense.

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The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters

2147.182

Every single time Brunson's on someone, that's going to be the matchup that they look to exploit. And it's problematic that if you have Cat and Brunson on the floor at the same time, the Pacers are going to get to play basketball the way they want to with the pace.

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And they're going to be able to shred your defense because you're terrible at defense when those two players are on the court together.

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An arm that looked like a thigh.

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Well, you guys know, right? This is not a surprise to anybody when I say that Carl Anthony Towns, none of us would have him as a number one. We would all think of him as an exceptional number two.

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And we would all notice that he's much better and his teams are much better when Rudy Gobert is next to him or when Mitchell Robinson is next to him, allowing him to be the biggest floater around the perimeter physically that there's ever been in the history of the league at that side, where he's just sort of floating.

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Floats around and plays a game that gets questioned when Jimmy Butler practices well against it because it's not as tough as you would like it to be. And gets him made fun of for everything from his softness on defense to his voice. To his voice that makes him change his voice because people are always saying, you're not that guy. You're not gritty.

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You're not the guy who's going to do the gritty stuff that no one else wants to do.

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Great time to cut. I want to bring up something now that he mentions Hartenstein, and I want to start a new segment that is Dan is terrible at gambling. Because let me tell you what happened soon after in Game 3 the other night between Minnesota and OKC after Richard Jefferson said both teams were literally playing for their lives. Maybe he had information we don't, that's all.

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I had Hartenstein. Now, you guys remember how that game ended up. 150 to 101. The biggest loss in the history of OKC being OKC as a city. I had Hartenstein over eight and a half points. I'm just going to tell you how that game started. I can't wait. 4-0 OKC on two Hartenstein floaters. Oh, are you feeling good? Soon thereafter, an easy lob for an alley-oop that he somehow clanks on the rim.

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And he scored two more points the rest of the game. I lose. Hardenstein, six points. But that game started. OKC up 4-0 with Hardenstein on an unprecedented 4-0 Hardenstein run.

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At that point, you're feeling pretty good about your bet, no?

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Do you know how often shit like that happens to me? How does that happen? It's 4-0. They went on the rest of the game to lose by 7,000 points. But at the beginning, they were 4-0, and my guy had all the points.

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I like Stugatz's way better. Stugatz has me making a single bet all weekend.

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He has me meticulously scouring for every market inefficiency throughout the French Open, IndyCar, everything else, and being like, you know what I got? Hartenstein. That half point on Hartenstein, like nine's guaranteed. Look how smart I am when they're up 4-0.

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Again, they won because Brunson had to sit.

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I'm saying they're better at defense without Brunson. That they show every time Thibodeau goes in and out with Brunson on defense the last two minutes of any game.

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Throw in the kitchen sink.

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I mean, Mitchell Robinson's a fun player to watch.

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Stan was saying the other day during the game, every time he grabs an offensive rebound, just foul it.

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Stan's going to be on this week. I want to hear you ask him that.

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Why didn't anyone roll their eyes at Richard Jefferson saying both teams were literally playing for their lives in game three OKC Minnesota? For all my objections to it, I'm just saying you can't say OKC is playing for their lives.

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Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Can a team that's up 2-0 literally be playing for their lives?

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What does it sound more like? A Jason Statham movie or a Jimmy Johnson commercial for erectile pills?

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One of the most shocking things of my lifetime commercially was seeing Jimmy Johnson in a race suit, a race car suit. Extensive. Yes, doing commercials for something that makes your pee-pee longer.

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I do not.

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Number three. I saw him, by the way. You haven't lived until you experience the NBA playoffs the way that I did this weekend. I was right near Madison Square Garden when it emptied. It was very quiet as it emptied on Saturday night. Right. It was just as quiet Sunday morning, but I did see, right in front of my hotel, smoking a joint in the street, J.R.

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Smith, and it made me feel good about where I was in the world. Huh. Seems right.

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Is he coaching somewhere? He is. He's golfing pretty well, too. He's a coach somewhere. He's a great golfer. And he was just right. He's coaching a college. I will not get used to being in New York City and seeing people smoke openly in the street. But to have J.R. Smith do it felt right.

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But in the mall, just no shirt. He spent, after they won the championship, both him and Ron Artest spent a lot of time, days, either in Artest's case, wearing his uniform around the city, or being shirtless. And J.R. Smith just being shirtless.

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Do you think it's weird? You guys think it's weird that I'm sitting there telling you, do you know that it's still strange to me optically based on how it is that I grew up around marijuana to see J.R. Smith in front of a hotel just openly being okay smoking marijuana and there's no stigma to it? Because I felt like he had to hide it poorly the entirety of his career.

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Wait a minute.

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I wasn't sure it was weed, but I was. Because it was J.R. Smith. I didn't even see smoke or anything in his hand.

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It was 8 o'clock in the morning. It's J.R. Smith. I don't see any smoke around him, but clearly he's smoking, right? Because it's J.R. Smith.

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If it's legal?

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I wouldn't be putting his business out there. I'm not sure that's snitching. I'm not sure that qualifies. It sort of is, yeah.

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Guys, he is wrong. he is an unprecedented defensive player right like there there has never been another basketball player right who plays that defense at that size now put him in washington wow literally the best ever is what you're saying right he'd be a shanghai shark i mean here come the rays i've been watching your race i know it i've been watching you like the new ballpark

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I want you to know that the only reason he mentioned S.L. Price for the first time in 20 years is because he was on your podcast. That was not a coincidence.

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Why are you adding a so forth to that kind of thing? So forth and so on. Wait a minute. I thought that kind of thing stood alone. I thought that that was. Stay out of the way, Dan. I'm embellishing.

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Like, while pitching, you want him to hit a home run off himself?

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are back you say that and i don't agree with you what do you mean uh they were not bad they won because brunson didn't hold a funeral brunson was in foul trouble smart shot brunson and cat playing together is a defensive disaster brunson ranks 147th out of 147th on plus minus defensive we told you that math friends yes dorks they won because brunson was out that's the re they can't play cat and brunson together says who

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But you want just, I know, but you say, I'm just asking for a clarification on what you want. Do you want Otani to hit a home run in a game that he's also pitching in? Or do you want him to pitch, then go to home plate and hit a home run off his own pitch? I would like it. That's too much. Okay.

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Not just give yourself a little lead, right? Because you want him to do that only on the road, or you want him to shut out the team in the top of the first and then hit a home run in the bottom of the first. Just to be clear.

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You want him to give your team a lean means you have to be pitching on the road and hit the home run. Otherwise, it means you have to not. So do it on the road.

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Strike! He's all three! None of that makes any sense. Sure it does. None of that made any sense. I think so.

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It's a big door.

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I don't think that was Stan.

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Stan was the rebuttal to that.

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We said he'll remember it. It will not haunt him. He's won multiple NBA titles. It might bother him. He won't forget it, but he should get over it. It's a regular season game in what will be a long season. I feel like the debate was, will he tell his grandkids about it when he's rocking with them? No, if Dan is interviewing him on his deathbed, is he going to remember it?

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Billy, bring us home. Some people are saying that this is a show-me game. Some people are saying this is the biggest game of his career. Some people are saying things may happen. Not I, though.

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We learned a lesson yesterday that you need to be careful with what you say and what other people are saying. So I was trying to be careful with this one.

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3-0 last night. Big board bets brought to you by 33-16 on the season. Wow. But this doesn't count towards that. No. This is an emotional bet, friends. I'll admit that on the front end. I'm going to take the Dolphins plus three and a half this Thursday against the Packers. Things need to be shown, and I think things will be shown indeed.

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So yesterday was day 14 on Bryson Watch. Today is day 15. I mean, spoiler alert if you don't want to hear. Well, I guess I told you it's day 15, so you know he didn't do it yesterday. But we've run into an interesting conundrum with Bryson here. He has people who are copycatting him, and those people are hitting the ball over their house and making it in the hole in their backyards.

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So they now have been rid of this purgatory that Bryson has put himself in. Also, I found out there's a certain golf simulator that if you own, you now have the ability to hit the ball over Bryson's house in said golf simulator, like it's become a hole. This is really catching on. Now, here's the conundrum that Bryson is in.

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Bryson, because he's hitting so many balls, he's now blocking the hole with other balls. So when he's hitting the ball over his house, he's having them bump into other balls, which are preventing the ball from going into the hole. So it's going to be interesting to see how this plays out because he's going to have to get it done.

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My prediction is if he gets it done, he's going to have to get it done early in a day because he's putting them so close to the cup that he's bounced them off of other balls, which may be preventing it from actually ever ending for him.

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It's going to be interesting today to see how we adjust to yesterday's developments of bouncing balls off of each other. Because you should be able to clear the green, I would think. For the pass. But also, like, and I'm no golf aficionado. I mean, I do watch Bryson hit balls over his house on TikTok. So I know a lot about golf. This is what I think occurs.

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I think if you hit a golf ball, like if I'm golfing with Stu Gatz, Stu Gatz puts the ball within two feet of the cup. I then hit it and it goes in. It's a hole-in-one for Stu Gatz because he didn't take a second stroke. I'm not sure how that would actually work.

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I'm pretty sure if your ball gets hit and then goes in, you don't have a stroke, so it still counts as a hole-in-one.

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Reminder, this is one of two weeks where there are no buys. Because of Thanksgiving, no buy week system.

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I have a conundrum. I have the Packers. Oh, wow. Wow. It's a win-win, though, Billy.

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And I just picked the Dolphins. Dolphins hate you.

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I'm putting it in. I can't. Wow, they're getting mad. The Dolphins are going to win, and Tua's going to come out of that game more healthy than he's ever been. It's crazy. I talked to Raiders. This is a bad move.

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Oh, my God. Ouch. Anyone else love the Raiders there, plus 13? The Raiders beat them last. I just have to get within the spread, right? No, no, no. No. Oh.

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No.

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If you remember, Stugat said the Lions have to lose soon.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Now that you've explained it that way with that elaboration, yes, once you give us that kind of thing, now we all understood. Why should we be doing weigh-ins in an invisible necktie?

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No, I had no idea. That tells you my endorsement is legit. We stumbled into it. It's an authentic endorsement from a journalist who is not paid for his endorsement.

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I don't want it. I want nothing to do with that scale. I think that that's the best truth teller in all of South Florida. The most honest thing we have in South Florida. It scares me. I do the same thing. I walk right past... I don't even look at it. I'll waddle right past it. No, you tell too much truth.

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A nice job has opened up that should have gotten him fired when he gave up 52 at the half at home to James Madison. Like right there on the spot. He tried to quit, though. He quit, yeah.

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Is he really?

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Always be careful with that. Okay.

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I would urge the audience here on this day of magnificent self-promotion beyond making Stugatz's personal record book even more a success than it already is. The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody is a podcast that is climbing high on the list of podcasts in sports because it's a relationship show where Chris is too hard on his old man and his old man is lovable beyond all reason. Greg Cody is...

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Stugatz's book is climbing up the charts. He is counting all of his sales throughout the show. He's a little distracted. You will forgive him.

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Because I'm just telling you that Mac Brown, saying that that's his last job, I would have said that maybe a couple of jobs ago.

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What's his height? What's his height?

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Is he wilting? No, I mean, Mac Brown has been living the good life for a long time, and Mac Brown's got a pretty substantive... I recognize the belly of success. I recognize it.

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No, you would absolutely shame Mac Brown at a public scale. You would. I'm telling you, Mac Brown looks skinny. Oberman's got this. The late Fred Hickman. I was always jealous of this. It's television. They have the face that makes it look skinny, but then they've got the pear-shaped bodies where you're like, oh, that person's a lot heavier than I thought they were.

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Taylor's our North Carolina correspondent. However, I was told at the last Flanagan's outing that this show needs less Taylor.

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That's how he talks. I'm hearing things. Mack Brown, I've seen a substantive belly. I don't mean to fat shame him. I'm just saying I don't think he's a skinny. I think of him as not as a skinny person, and it's because his face is skinny. Steve Healy's with us now. And Steve Healy, Stugatz, is going to help us get your book on the New York Times bestseller list.

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Unfortunately, the Times declined to make anyone available to explain how any of it works. We did pepper them.

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Go outside and reward yourself with a sponsored drum solo we're about to do with you. You are the winner of today's victory lap. Wow. Brought to you by Peloton. You get to go into the other room and tell us how right you were about something and exercise your right to be right. Great. So get to the victory lap room. There you go. Greg's prize is exercising. Exercising and a drum solo.

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We reached out to James Patterson, John Grisham, and Stephen King, and they either declined comment or they said no dice. And so Steve Healy is what we've settled in on. Steve Healy is going to... He's an Emmy-winning writer for Veep, The Office, and Letterman. He's appeared in an episode of 30 Rock, so he knows what funny things are.

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He's the co-creator of a new animated show called Common Side Effects. It's coming to Adult Swim and Max early next year. And he's the author of the award-winning book, How I Became a Famous Novelist. So, Steve, thank you for joining us. How would you help Stugatz? He doesn't need very much help. He's sailing up the charts right now as we speak.

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But what little extra would you give him to goose this thing here?

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No, that's OK. Do you agree with me that he hides a bit of a gin belly?

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Right.

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How do we get on this bestseller list? And what is the New York Times bestseller list? How does it work?

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Wait a minute, though. Wait a minute. This doesn't account for the modern age. Stugatz isn't going to sell a bunch of books because people are walking into bookstores. He's selling them because people do it the new-fashioned way.

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270. You're just saying numbers. I think it's 245. He's 511. Look, I don't want to do this anymore. That's true. Put it on the Paulette Labattard show. Is anyone 5'11"?

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No one's 5'11". Not at 73.

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Everyone says they're 6 feet. You're 5'10". You've got a top five list for us? Full proof ways to game the New York Times bestseller list. Are we doing the five? Are we doing outside looking in or just the five?

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Okay. Well, no, that's not the way outside. looking in works. You're supposed to do those first, but that's fine. Let's just get to the five. Oh, okay.

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The floor is his on something that he was right about. He gets to do a victory lap and gets the entire show. It's a giant platform, Stugatz. So much as you've used it to get a bestseller today, he gets a drum solo on a giant platform where he gets to tell the world how right he was.

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We've lost Mike Ryan. He's immersed in breaking news, and we've lost him.

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The man won a championship in the greatest college football game ever played. This is how we're remembering the end of his career. Number four.

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Wow, so the scoreboard at halftime was the second most embarrassing thing that game. Number two.

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This is not shaping up great. He'll do well with 55-year-old men. You made it 55-year-old women, but it can be 55-year-old men, right?

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Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Do women read a lot more than men? Yes or no. Number one.

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Wow. OK, he's murdering nothing except for ethics and all of publishing.

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Yeah, it doesn't sound like it. His book is called Common Side Effects. That's $5. I'm sorry, that's not his book. That is the new show he's got coming out, Common Side Effects. It's Adult Swim and Max early next year. That's $5. I corrected myself.

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Well, you didn't get the Random House guarantee on the front end that Stugatz did, sir. That's why we made him an author, just so that he could cash the check.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Steve, thank you for being on with us. We appreciate it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Yeah, I don't love what we did to Mac Brown there. That is an accomplished career, and I did it. It's my fault. But it's just, look, man, I just noticed. I, too, have done the thing where I just put on sweatpants because it's all gotten out of control. And I'm just putting on whatever the school gives me.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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I'm all for you doing takes while doing a five-minute core class if you wish to.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Whatever the school gives me is my wardrobe because it fits nice and I can just go into work and I can hide and swim in my clothes. And the pandemic got a lot of us. And Mack Brown was skinny when he had Vince Young. And then when James Madison is scoring 52 by the half in your home stadium at the end of your career, comfort food, I get it.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Understand how it is one would stress eat, as Steve just mentioned it. And Mac Brown not only won a championship, won a championship at a school that when you do, you should be golden forever. You become a monster icon because Texas thinks...

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

2260.29

at least in part because they have mac brown like they're entitled to be a top the n i l game and on top of the s e c game because they got all the boosters they got all the money that you think texas a m has money nobody's got money like that school and they expect to be at the top of sports and mac brown at the end got run out

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Because his great seasons weren't great enough, and he ends his career in North Carolina with us making fun of him because we're talking about the way public scale's grown.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

2338.472

Guys, can you please get me the sound from the Manning cast of Vrabel talking about Urban Meyer not knowing who he was and whatever sound is available to us on Owen Wilson and the stories being told everywhere about... What Urban Meyer doesn't know. The Vrabel thing stunned me. I thought that was a joke. Like, it's one thing I've heard of.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

2360.701

Like, Pukanakua said the other day that he didn't know that the Rams were in the NFC West. I believe that that's something that happens, you know, pretty frequently among athletes who don't care about, who didn't grow up caring about the division. But I was shocked to learn that Urban Meyer doesn't remember famous people that he's worked with.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

2431.471

We asked you to set this up to avoid confusion. Well, I'm trying, yeah. I want to hear more about what the Manning cast is. What a cinephobe. Let's play the sound of Luke Wilson and Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson talking about Urban Meyer doesn't know anybody.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

2483.591

Put that up again, please, Mike Ryan, as our chief investigator in matters of people giving you phony baloney colors in their hairs.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Yes, this is stunning accusation to make off of this video. He's saying Eli Payton and both Wilson brothers are all dyeing their hair.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

2529.97

Let's play the sound of Rabel, though. This one caught me off guard. Even by the Urban Meyer's a bit of an airhead standard, this one caught me off guard.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

276.274

Feldman in sales, is he another one of these Feldman in sales people who wants to be on air and wants to be a star, wants to get in the middle?

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Bit of a ham. Reminds me a lot of Stugatz. That's not a compliment. The sales Stugatz. Stugatz from another time. Is Greg Cody in position back there? Before we get to Greg Cody's victory lap, though, I want him to work up a lather. I keep telling him it's funny because you're winded.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

315.15

Yes. Before we get to the last moments of Greg Cody's life, let's play the useless sound montage and get him into position here because I need him a little bit winded, a little bit tired when we go out to his victory lap sponsored by Peloton. Useless sound montage, please.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

504.946

Look at the smile that just sweeps across Mike Ryan's face. His dead Browns fandom, his killed by Deshaun Watson. Jameis Winston brings Mike back to life. Can't help but smile when Jameis Winston is talking. Greg Cody is now joining us from the Peloton-sponsored Victory Lap Room.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

525.494

Greg Cody, give us an update on everything that's going and what it is that you're celebrating that you got right most recently.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

580.993

All right, listen. I'm going to take you guys behind the scenes here because Chris Cody saw it. Listen.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Look, I stirred your father. Your father fell asleep like 30 minutes ago. He was staring at his numbers on his podcast. And Chris Cody comes into the room. and both of us jostle him to life. Hey, this is a sponsored segment. We need your effort here. We need you to pay attention. So he was just totally self-involved. Like, we were interrupting him. He was just thinking about himself.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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I don't know enough about football because it's on my screen right now. Has C.J. Stroud regressed? He has. I just don't know enough about football to tell you, hey, all those guys sacking you all the time. That going to change the rhythms of how you do your job?

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

676.613

Do you see what they're doing for a living? Yeah. These giant people are coming and harassing him. They are bothering him. It's hard to play the position. Not many people can do it well. I'm asking the question. I legitimately... Because the Texans are in and out of the red zone, I'm legitimately asking the question. I don't know.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

689.886

It is possible that people are studying the Texans a lot more than me, and they will tell you, yeah, C.J. Stroud regressed. I say, is it tied to the fact that he keeps getting sacked? Because it seems like that would make anybody regress.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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That could be it, too.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Cuervo.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Your father before the show, Chris.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Can I forget? Bolo?

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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This is his A material. This is after me and his son stirred him to life, stopped, you know, he was counting his clicks, and we stirred him to life and said, look, Greg, we really need you right now. We need you to bring it. The team needs you. And this is what he's giving us, his invisible necktie.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

826.985

All right, so I want to talk about this because I don't think that he was afflicted with the runner's high in the conversation that I had with him before the show. This is something I have done. In many ways, I've become my father. you will see Chris Cody become his father. And throughout my childhood, I saw my father sort of get in a wrestling posture stance with my grandfather and his brothers.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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And that's what I saw, like these people were 80 years old and my father would jostle them and grab their elbows. So when I see Greg Cody, because I'm doing things that my father does, I squared off against him when I saw him this morning by way of hello, like in a grappling and a Greco Roman style grappling stance.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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And what he said to me, and I believe him thick from 12 beers a day for many years. He says, I'm stronger than you think I am. I'm tough to get off my feet, that if you and I were actually wrestling, he's saying that I couldn't get him off his feet. Great foundation. Yeah, well, sturdy, sturdy again from Miller Lite thickness.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Just just he has been sustaining himself with a diet of Miller Lite for a long time. And now he's just strong. He is uncommonly strong. I don't think that he has any stamina, though. I, I, you're not, you don't, oh, Chris Cody says you're not strong. Chris Cody disputes, what, that sound was the sound of dispute. I mean.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Cuervo.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Yeah. I believe he's strong. I believe your father is a strong person. I'm not going to say for any age, but I would say that he is hard to get off his feet. Do you think I could get him off of his feet?

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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Well, I don't think you'd allow me to until I tired you out by making you do the Peloton read. I'm not certain Dan could lift you, to be honest.

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Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)

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I agree. I agree. That's what I was thinking of. Like, do you think that I could get him off of his feet? This is not one of those fires.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The MVP Case For Saquon Barkley (feat. Dianna Russini)

218.619

They're rocketing.

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The Big Suey: The MVP Case For Saquon Barkley (feat. Dianna Russini)

2252.597

Every Saturday, not every morning. It's not every morning. I wish it were every morning.

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The Big Suey: The MVP Case For Saquon Barkley (feat. Dianna Russini)

2550.04

Yeah, why would you? This can't be the way that it ends.

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The Big Suey: The MVP Case For Saquon Barkley (feat. Dianna Russini)

74.321

Cuervo.

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The Big Suey: The MVP Case For Saquon Barkley (feat. Dianna Russini)

94.214

Cuervo.

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The Big Suey: The MVP Case For Saquon Barkley (feat. Dianna Russini)

99.558

Cuervo.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

1074.204

To clarify, Greg, I didn't say any of that stuff. What I said was this might be Tua's biggest game. It sounds crazy, but it might be his biggest game because it's an opportunity for him to dispel a lot of the bad narratives around him. Can't do it in the cold, can't do it against a good team, can't do it in prime time. All of those things.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

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And then somewhere off to the side, someone said, well, this is historically when these concussions seem to happen. But, like, again, I didn't say it, and I would caution you guys to go down that path as well. And I would also say.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

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It wasn't him. It was very clearly you saying it. It was somebody else. It was somebody else. It wasn't him. I'm not certain. So the point is this. I would caution you guys not to go down that path because it is not a path well received. The path you said.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

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There was selective editing, I would say. We were live. There was context. Yeah, no, but the problem is... You were right next to him.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

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Now he's going to say fallacies. No, falsehoods. Give him a chance. This is a situation. A lot of people received that via social media. And I will say there was some selective clipping. And I understand the game. I understand how this works. We put out the spiciest things out there, lacking full context and full reasoning. Where I specifically said, I'm rooting for Tua to succeed.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

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I want him to succeed. However, some people may be worried about the situation. All of that, absent. And this takes me down a sad path that I remember. One Super Bowl week, two years ago, when we were in Arizona...

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

1176.408

where a similar thing happened with this very same Tua in an interview, where a question that I asked him in jest was replayed, lacking certain context, where the video that went out that upset the Dolphins fans everywhere was when I asked Tua in jest, in response to another question that was asked previously, when I asked Tua, quote, should Mike McDaniel be charged with your murder?

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

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And they did not like that question at all, and they said this is such bad form and blah, blah, blah. But had you gotten the full context, you would have known that that was me trying to lighten the mood because we went to Concussion Town with Dan and the rest of them right before that. So I was trying to kind of lighten the mood and move away from that.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

1221.531

Thank you. Finally you get it.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

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No, no, no. And by the way, lacking also in the analysis is it's a big game against a team which – Dolphins fans, forgive me on the front end for saying this – a team that's arguably better than you, forgive me, arguably better than you, and then in those instances, Tua sometimes tries to make things happen that aren't necessarily there, and that's when he gets in trouble.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

1249.784

He tries to extend a play. He tries to dive headfirst for first down. That's when things get in trouble. Forgive me. I just, someone mentioned it, and I thought, you know what? Maybe. Maybe that's something that's a fear. It's something to be worried about, a concern. But again, this is a great opportunity to dispel a lot of this.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

1536.789

This took a negative turn again. It's not what we were supposed to be talking about. I thought it was book day. Yeah, book day. And it's a show me day. Excited. Thanksgiving day. Oh, my God. And hope. Eight o'clock. Thanksgiving. Lambeau Field. Yeah. Dolphins. Wow. Packers. Exciting. This one's great. Yep. It's a show me game. A win.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

1552.449

People also got mad that I said that it's potentially the biggest game of his career. And then they started throwing out the biggest game of his career was the one that he lost against the Chiefs last year. The biggest game of his career is the one against the Bills. The biggest game of his career is the national championship. Those are all fair. Yeah, no, I get it.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

1565.252

But moving forward, this is the biggest game of his career this week. Like, what's the big deal?

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

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Yeah, I didn't know that they were that mad until I was sitting at the airport like four hours later. I was like, let me check my phone, see what's going on. I was like, ooh, no. Oh, no. Oh, Tua canceled all his interviews for us the day after that one? Oh, no. I was like, guys, you don't understand. He signed my jersey after. He was okay. It was fine. He wasn't that mad.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

2106.969

Thank you. It's holiday time bonus, maybe. What are we thinking here? Best seller? Is there a best seller bonus? What do we get?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

214.119

Was Chris in high school at 25?

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

2298.001

I was given a note, and I'm wondering if you guys can confirm or deny this. I was told that you were asked specifically to stop saying this is going to be a New York Times bestseller. Is this so?

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

2510.094

This feels like you guys are friends. falling apart.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

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Are you charging for the book signing with Greg? No, we're not charging. Greg and I are doing a book signing together.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

2540.304

I don't want to ask an indelicate question.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

2543.126

Stanzik did 90% of the work. 90% of the money? Or how did that work?

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

2650.373

What does that mean well enough? I'm assuming you had to reach a certain amount to get paid in full or something? No, we get paid no matter what.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

405.531

He's right.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

409.272

You got it, Dan. You don't need to write a book, Dan. You're on the air four hours every day. What else do you have to say?

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

533.061

Yeah, baby. I couldn't help but notice when I tried to get the book on Audible that it said delayed. Yeah, that's the audio version of it.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

586.854

But it's not supposed to be. They're supposed to be out at the same time, if I understand books correctly.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

646.006

I'm going to do a top five in the book. But you had everyone write the book for you. Why don't you just have the people read what they wrote? And then you don't have to read anything.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

830.759

Oh, Dan, what did you do?

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

851.128

If you lose a friendship with Wilbon, did you lose a friendship?

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

937.267

I learned yesterday you need to be very careful when you're talking about the Dolphins. Dolphins fans are very mad at me. Very mad at me for my analysis.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins "Show Me" Game

946.571

I didn't say anything.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)

131.031

Billy, why do you want to be starting something? Beat it, Jeremy.

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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)

29.074

Cuervo.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1539.96

This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugatz. What happened with Tony?

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1556.75

I was just trying to get, honestly, us to show Al a video of Tony's jumper, but I unsuccessfully did that.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1572.535

I feel like he was about to hit us with a real Hooper's no, but we didn't get there quick enough.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1627.519

You cover the sport. You're right. Elle Duggan is so dumb.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1665.976

How do you feel about body wash when you go to a hotel? I mean, you have your own soap, but let's say something happens, heaven forbid, you forget your bar of soap or whatever, and it's one of those body wash pumps that's in the corner, like affixed to the wall. That's another thing that's happening now.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1679.164

Before you walk in and you have your own little shampoo bottle, your own little conditioner bottle, your own little bar of soap, and you know what you say to yourself? I'm probably never going to use these again, but they're just going to toss them out. Let me just take these home in case of a rainy day. I run out of shampoo, conditioner, whatever. I have the little bottles from the hotel.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1696.801

Now they attach them to the wall. You can't even take them home. They're like industrial size. Yeah, but I bring my own soap. But if something were to happen, heaven forbid, something were to happen, or your soap gets lost or whatever, would you use the body wash? You're not a body wash man.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1714.994

Well, you could go just buy another bar of soap, I suppose.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1718.775

Okay.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1720.516

Didn't know if you're strictly a bar man or if you're a body wash man.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1760.665

I have nothing to do with what's going on today. I'm just sitting here talking to Zazz about soap.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1778.504

Really?

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1782.527

And?

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1784.508

Oh, boy.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1791.172

Your life seems difficult. You can't eat anything. You can't use certain soaps. You're a woman.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1876.342

How do you feel about, Zazz, the, like, shampoo-conditioner combo bottle? Because, like, that's—it can't be both.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1886.807

Yeah.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1897.337

I'm asking.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1906.005

The hypothetical I threw out there earlier was if you could be... Emotions are high.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1915.433

If you could be Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan, who would you be? It was a hypothetical earlier. And I was looked at like I had two heads. Like it was the dumbest question in the world.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1930.931

I'm trying to move us along.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1994.901

I'm going to do it. No, I mean, you're setting me up. I know I'm not going to do a good job here.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

1999.504

You're just setting us up so the cyclone makes fun of me.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

2021.438

I don't think so. He just left. But he's the contestant. Oh, well, we're in trouble then.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

2036.162

What do you guys want to talk about? I don't know. Is it really that obvious that Michael Jordan is the answer? People were looking at me like I was crazy.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

2051.381

I think a lot of people are going into the HIV.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

2063.131

He's got age. But Magic Johnson, to me, looks a lot happier than Michael Jordan. I agree with you. He seems to be enjoying life a lot more than Michael Jordan.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

2073.175

Oh, no. What an idiot. Yeah, I'm with you. Magic Johnson had his kids, and they're all grown now, so now he's living the life. Oh, Zaslow, that's the dream, right? He's got AIDS. Love kids. Happiest moments of your life. Can't wait for them to get out of the house so you can go back to enjoying life. That's what I'm saying, man. I'm a few years away. Really?

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

2091.644

I'm about to leave the house. I'm almost there. How close are you?

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

2098.467

Okay, and what's the tactic? Do you try to tell them you really should go away? If you want to experience life, you should go away to college. That's how you'll find yourself. That's how you'll figure it out. Is that what you're doing? Or are you just annoying them a little bit more to drive them away?

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

2131.766

Okay. So support, I'm trying to figure out is the tactic support or is it annoyance of my children to get them out of the house when the day comes?

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

2191.212

Thank you. I don't know. I don't know.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

2353.063

I don't know.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

2441.576

Okay.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

759.334

L-o-yes. L-yes or L-no to women empowerment. L-o-yes.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

779.832

Dan, L-no.

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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No

947.316

L yes or L no to traveling with your own bar of soap in a container?

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Local Hour: Heat Stroke

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Not a great place.

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Local Hour: Heat Stroke

1389.421

163rd.

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Local Hour: Heat Stroke

1465.331

Put his ring in a box, and then put Jimmy's rings in a box, and see which one shakes out more.

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Local Hour: Heat Stroke

1559.178

Marlins fans, I feel like, are pretty good. Yeah, they just kind of roll right off our backs.

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Local Hour: Heat Stroke

1564.442

You're right. We're the worst. Billy was telling me the roster today. I was like, that's not a team. It's going to be rough. Thursday's going to be a rough one.

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Local Hour: Heat Stroke

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Local Hour: Heat Stroke

484.031

No, he wants to... Jeremy Taché, Metal Ark Media.

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Local Hour: Heat Stroke

487.475

He already got his marching orders, Dan. He went inside, got his marching orders, and came back out.

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Local Hour: Heat Stroke

500.994

A xylophone? A xylophone, excuse me. A kaleidoscope is that thing that looks like a...

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Local Hour: Heat Stroke

892.393

When I saw him that day in the studio, did not look like PEDs. The day you threw trash at Tony. Exactly right.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

114.268

Fair enough. I am more, it sounds like, than a little bit wrong, except for the NBA Cup. That's where I draw the line. What are you doing? The NBA Cup is a made-up thing and it's going to stay a made-up thing.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

130.236

The Emirates. How about the NBA All-Star game? That's a made-up thing now, right?

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

200.045

I mean, the animals with breathing apparatuses.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

206.43

What are we doing? What are we doing?

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

212.395

Yes, that's an excellent way to fix it. There's a little kitty that needs a home. Sad old people after the game. Sad young people. Sad animals. Just somebody sad because they lost the game.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

232.651

Billy. Why did you do that, Billy? It was unnecessary. We were doing fine with just the breathing apparatus. We got excited.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

24.246

An epic run. I don't think we did anything better on Freedom than that interview in that wood panel.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

253.288

Put it on the poll, Juju, after you're done with this. Can you ever go wrong with the Honda Accord? I don't think the Honda Accord is now the Cadillac of Cadillacs.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

266.676

But does that make it the Cadillac of Cadillacs? Or does that make it a longevity compiler?

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

277.202

The Honda Accord is Cal Ripken.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

280.044

Is the Honda Accord Cal Ripken Jr. at Levitard Show? What do you have for us in terms of criticism on today's show, observations on today's show, Juju?

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

336.976

That's as critical as Juju's ever going to be about something. How about the Greg Cody pilot? How are you feeling about Greg Cody's feelings that he could be an actor and be the star of a movie? He is delusional. Your father, Chris, I don't understand. Your father's crazy. We are now just entertaining the ramblings of a loon. That's right.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

36.111

Yeah, we could have done that. Just, you know, whatever. We could have revealed Tony and we could have... You chose not to do it. There was a feather boa at 4 a.m. Juju, let's go through some polls. What else do you have from today's show that you found interesting, insightful, or worthy of audience criticism?

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

393.155

Before we get to the polls, and Chris, get on that. I don't like that ideas die around here. Get him into an acting class and get me the footage for that and the audio for that. Any thoughts before we get to the polls on the Wu-Tang Tour?

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

455.559

Thank you for doing that, Tony. I did, and I will say again, I liked it better when you were enemies with Ron McGill. You and him being friendly is not— That's my boy, though, Dan.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

463.761

I understand you guys are friends now. Let's update some polls and get out of here. Juju, what do you have to update here?

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

484.61

Thank God we got that one in. Thank you, Jessica. Such a good point by you to notice that it didn't seem to have any context.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

496.407

Thank you, Juju. Thank y'all.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1076.482

Is it no longer the Biden Cup? Does it change names?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1080.687

Well, it was invented under... Minus one and a half.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1086.872

Billy, bring us home. I'm going to take the Ducks plus one and a half against the Sabres. The Sabres are in last place in their conference. Now, granted, they had a big win against the Rangers last game, eight to two. And they would have covered against the Preds also where they won six to four if that was a one and a half point spread. But I'm 2-0 when I go Ducks this year.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1107.388

One and a half goal, not point. One and a half goal. No, there's points in hockey. It's goals. And then there's minuses in the... It's a puck line. Okay, I'm sorry. Bouncing on over here. Anyways, I had your back. Yes, and. Jeez Louise. Ducks fly together. I'm going to take the Anaheim Ducks today. Plus one and a half against the Buffalo Sabres.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1252.138

I mean, geez, Luis, you guys had a dinner the other day that you put up all these pictures and we're celebrating you today. It's not until actually Friday. That's...

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1301.659

Not even close, but that's fine. He's an animal guy.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1340.998

Criminals.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1385.071

Really? Ron, I saw a story. I saw a story of Turks and Caicos where a tourist like last week had her hands bitten off because she tried to take a picture with a shark in like very shallow water.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1421.23

So the people have it coming, is what you're saying.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1425.553

Stupidness has its pitfalls.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1674.042

He saw the fire wings.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1792.728

Sounds like Ron said she had it coming also. That's also.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1797.289

You're an animal apologist. Like all these animals are out here murdering people and you're finding excuses why it's okay for all of them. Chupacabra was fine.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1811.572

Not sharks.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1815.768

Hippo does what a hippo does. Ever heard of land sharks? Wow, Billy. Fins up. Wow, Billy. Ron, which animal would you like to kill you? We've done this, I think, with him.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1900.589

Oh, come on.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1902.95

That dumb horse. That's a unicorn head. That horse should know his fate.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1972.137

Ron, first of all, happy birthday. Also, I was at the zoo the other day, and I don't mean to cause trouble for you or make people not want to go to the zoo, but... I was in the aviary and there was a large bird that was like on the steps going up to like one of the levels in the aviary. And I was with my daughters and my wife and I was walking down.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

1989.472

So I thought I'd be like the brave dad that just like walks past the bird. So it kind of like shoes away, flies away, whatever we can go. And it pecked at me. And luckily I didn't get hurt because it pecked at my sock. But you have some out of control birds in that aviary. They're just pecking at people if they try to walk by when they're on the, you know, the walking path.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

2006.563

What should I have done in that case? Peck back. Peck of dirt.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

2057.974

What's a false killer whale like accused but not convicted?

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

2400.461

Maybe that's on us, though.

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

2404.624

Yes, and?

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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

45.362

Cuervo.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1027.007

Over a period of 15 years or whatever in the 1700s. I'm sorry, Australia. All right. You've made a great opera house, and Finding Nemo was cool. And Morgan. She's fine. I'm sorry, Australia.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1046.867

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

108.863

And we recorded Gallo's football last Thursday, and I thought I'd planned out this week's episode, and at no point was it mentioned that Australia was in play. So, down under.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1407.884

Did they sing?

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1493.262

You also come off winning the Stanley Cup, so it's house money, right? Like, if you fell short in the Stanley Cup, you blow a 3-0 series lead, and now one of your stars is out because of an exhibition game, you're like, what are we doing here?

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

153.473

Wait, what?

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

161.038

Wait. Lax. He's going up there for Lax. Oh, yeah. He has a daughter that goes to Syracuse.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

168.103

I know that. That's why I was wondering why he's going there. He's going to Syracuse to watch his other daughter that doesn't go to Syracuse.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1742.068

It was a great moment for hockey the past couple weekends. It was a great tournament. It was made up, but honestly, what isn't made up? There's a time Australia was just a landmass, and then all of a sudden, boom.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1800.33

Oh, well... They don't hear me. He apologized. I think twice. I apologized twice. I mean, what am I supposed to do? Go there in person to apologize?

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1812.801

Well, from right here, I might be doing that. You might have to.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1860.568

Yeah.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1869.635

Why is that a bad idea at work? He fell for the trick.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1878.701

Yeah. He could be. Have you driven past it? We didn't say which Messi also. I mean, his son. His son's a badass. He's saving soccer. I may watch soccer. Here you go. If Messi and all the kids that Messi's playing against all rise to the level of MLS and that's the competition we're seeing, I may watch. Kids scored 11 goals the other day in a 12-0 blowout.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1899.551

I will watch soccer if one person is scoring 11 goals against the other team. Now, we have to elevate all of the Inter-Miami childrens and all of the Atlanta FC childrens to make sure that these games continue this way. But 11 goals? Come on.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1927.492

I mean, soccer, you know.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1941.325

I would give it a year or two before I actually stepped foot in that thing to make sure everything's on the up and up, but... It's supposed to be ready next year.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1964.454

We got an alert last week that just, like, one of our expressways was shut down for an emergency check of an overpass. And then the expressway right next to the studio. Yeah, the one that we take to get here. And then it's just open again. And there was no update on what they were checking for, what the results of said emergency check are.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

197.535

What if Stu Gatz like accidentally found himself in like a Brittany Greiner Russia situation in Australia? We're like, he didn't realize he couldn't just do whatever the hell he wanted in Australia, and then he gets arrested or detained.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1985.034

Yeah, it's just like, you know what? We're good. We're going to open this thing up again. I have no idea what they were checking, what bridge they were checking. I don't know how to avoid these.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

1992.062

bridges moving forward because they didn't give me all of the information i wanted on a quote unquote emergency check in which they shut down an expressway because they're not sure if the overpass that they're building is structurally sound look i know that we've lived in miami for a long time and i know that you guys are used to all of the ways and things that we are banana republic about

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

2058.928

You're listening to Billy Corbin. Yeah, this is five seconds away from Doral. This is home.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

2251.758

There should be. If Ronaldo came here, he'd win a cup. That's for sure.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

2258.584

He's no messy, respectfully.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

2308.016

Cristian Overrated.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

232.301

Yes.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

233.522

Australia. Chill. Respectfully to the people of Australia and Morgan and all of those. It's a country of criminals. Whoa!

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

2414.125

That's what you guys are missing. What everybody is missing is that he has.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

2426.051

No, in the middle of something. And he goes out there. And he lifts up a trophy. It's in the middle of a season.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

2434.453

And LeBron won the in-season tournament. So he's one closer to Michael Jordan. No one thinks that.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

248.577

No. No. This colony was created... Didn't we just send a bunch of criminals to Australia? We don't know what to do with them. Over there. You just found this giant island over here and you guys figure it out. Is that not what happened?

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

264.331

Sure.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

265.612

Those weren't criminals in Mariel Boatlift. There were many. There were some, but they weren't all criminals. Okay.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

275.335

There's people that came here in Mariel Boatlift.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

279.597

Yeah, but they're not gonna hear this until tomorrow or yesterday. I don't know how that works.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

286.963

He did, yes, but other people came along with it. That's correct.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

311.627

Oh. Well, I haven't heard anything, so I'm fine. If they heard it and I haven't heard pushback, we're good.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

318.741

Thank you.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

387.435

Turns out more than just criminals lived in Australia, so I'm sorry to Australia. You know what? I'm going to be the brave, strong person here and apologize to Australia.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

400.265

162,000 convicts were sent there, but it was more than just that in the population.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

734.361

No one's hair is made out of trout. It wouldn't look like a real wig.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

763.996

Yeah, there was a kangaroo. I pet the kangaroo. I said sorry to the kangaroo. Okay, so I thought we were going to get like a press conference. Oh, there's no microphone over there. I'll go over there again.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

908.021

Yes.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

927.691

Hello, Australia. It's me, Billy. Yesterday or tomorrow, I said something on the show where I insinuated that Australia was founded by criminals. And I, for that, apologize. Only 164,000 of your residents were criminals that were sent there from Ireland and England. And while that number seems immense, I've learned that there are more than 164,000 people that are in Australia.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

93.076

Well, that was nice of someone to tell you because I had no idea that this was happening. I was told that he was leaving after Monday's show and then Monday comes and I woke up to an email at 10.30 saying, never mind, he's not going to be in today, so... I literally don't know where in the world he is at this moment.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

962.662

So also a lot of scary creatures and animals and insects and things that generally you want to avoid. But I'm sure Australia is very pleasant. And hopefully one day I'll be able to visit your great continent, even though it's unlikely because it's like a very long plane ride. And what am I going there to do? See spiders? I doubt it. So anyways, again,

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

987.139

Yes, and I'm sorry, Australia, for saying that there's a lot of criminals there, even though, you know, dems the facts.

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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia

998.994

Well, I mean, we're not going to just pretend that it's not a thing. It's a thing. Like, I'll apologize. I'm sorry that me stating facts hurt your feelings, Australia. I'm sorry that you are in denial about your history. I apologize to you, Australia, for stating the fact that criminals were sent there By the hundreds of thousands. Okay. Well, not hundreds. 164s of the thousands.

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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?

104.935

This is what he does. He tells partial stories, and then the audience is like, whoa, that's crazy behavior. There's context missing, important context. So feel free to offer it. So Mike came in, and he said something like, it's a good time to be a cyclone. And I said, yeah, I guess they played yesterday. You can go to Friday games, or you can bet on Tuesday games. It's a whole Monday game.

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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?

1060.596

10.

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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?

1099.878

But there's ones. There's ones in there that they know are not going to win. They're just doing it to do it. That's what I'm saying.

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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?

1255.47

First time hearing any of this, Greg.

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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?

126.693

You always leave Cyclones games with money. Every time I've been to a Cyclone game on a Friday, I leave with actual American cash in my hand. It's the wildest thing. Can't sell it better than that. I don't exactly understand the grift.

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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?

1316.266

Are you joking? We didn't give him a month, in fairness.

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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?

1358.098

Yeah, that's not a movie. There was one rehearsal, too, not a month. Greg said a month. All right. I'll get back to this in a second.

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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?

1374.326

Which episode are you buying?

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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?

1398.634

The brother that we saw as Wiener.

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Dude, it's like real money.

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Yeah, it's crazy. And if you kind of like... I'm not going to tell people my secrets because I want to keep leaving with the money. But if you coordinate with people, you can guarantee money leaving out there. It's great. Anyways, the point is this. Mike was saying it was a great day to be a Cyclones fan, whatever. And I said, how's the season going? Who's on the team?

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Well, hold on a second. Dan, you just walked on and you were on an HBO show.

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So why can't Greg be on an HBO show?

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How would you have done it?

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I'm going to get you the script, Greg, and then see if by the end of the show you could reprise Dan's role in Ballers.

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Just because you were on Ballers in Jay's role doesn't mean you'd then be this MMA aficionado in the octagon. You guys wouldn't have swapped lives just because of that role.

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And they're like, oh, and it's the same names. And I was like, guys, I kind of feel like it's time to shake things up and start with a clean slate because every year we're hearing the same names on the Cyclones.

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And it's been damn near four years since we brought our four seasons, whatever, since the cones have come back home, hoisting the Commissioner's Cup of Highline, the Ray Lewis Cup or whatever it's called. A lot of banners up there now between ours.

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Okay, I have a question. I have a question. Which Quaid brother would you be, Dennis or Randy?

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Green or red?

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But every year there's a draft, and every year it's the same exact team with one different person, it seems. So I was saying I feel like, and I haven't checked out the squad yet. You were questioning management. I was questioning the draft technique, and then I was questioning, well, who's actually in charge? Because based on how the team is doing is who's in charge is what I've learned.

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That's exactly right. He was out there. We're just making stuff up. They handed out varsity jackets one year to all of their players like a season ago or something, right? It was bomber jackets. Okay, bomber jackets.

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A season ago. And then Fuentes is attending the draft. He's a member of the front office. Did he or did he not give a speech draft night one year? He did. Okay. But he never made a pick. Like, God, we would never allow that. He was acting as though he was making the picks.

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Mike's face is there, or Chris's face is still on the wall. Mike was there dressed to the nines last Friday doing interviews with all of the media.

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Just say double. Can't it be a double? He's dodging the question, Greg.

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A peach suit.

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They should have realized that this was going to happen with Jimmy and made the move in the offseason.

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Fuentes is head of scouting. What's the issue? Okay, so if he's head of scouting, then he is the one that's to blame for the roster, is he not?

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In fairness to the Heat front office, Steph Curry is a free agent in 2027, 2028. So we're just kind of waiting around whale hunting again.

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This will be the third time that they are going to get him, right?

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Really?

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Shouldn't they have gotten Kevin Durant? Take anyone on the roster for Kevin Durant? Because you're not winning anyway, so why not have...

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one of the greatest basketball players ever associated with your franchise your organization you'll be more relevant you'll sell out more games because you have a star on your team for the rest of his career in basketball history look we had kevin durant on the team let's say he plays here a year two years maybe three years you retire his jersey you do the whole he's part of heat culture and all of this stuff like there is value in getting kevin durant even if it wasn't going to win you the basketball games that you're not winning anyways well let me ask 80

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points a day.

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Yeah. I like that plan. Yeah. They've won one out of, what, their last nine games? Yeah. What are we hogging these players for? Who cares?

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We know what he is. He's not a centerpiece. No, he's not. He's a piece.

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He's on the dream team. An elite defensive player. Come on.

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Dream Team's like the Pro Bowl at this point.

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Mike hates being right about these things.

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Making the finals was arguably the worst thing that could have happened to the Heat. Yeah.

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No, it's true. Because now they're stuck in no man's land and a team that couldn't actually win. We can...

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They wanted to come and play with that piece because they could be the star with that piece.

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I'm just saying, look, everybody's talking about this Manu and how great he is every season. You guys don't bring home anything. Maybe you trade Manu and you load up on picks. You know what I mean? That's how it works. Or you get a bunch of players. Guys, you are in charge of this league. This league needs you. You make your own rules.

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Those fans are disappointed in you.

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Uli Monster's had the trophy. Everybody's been walking around. Ray Lewis has had the trophy. I feel like Pitbull was there, then he wasn't there.

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Where do you watch trailers? Do you guys remember when Max used to come with a little thing at the bottom where you could just watch a bunch of movie trailers? It was awesome.

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And Rami Malek was mean to someone that he went to school with. Rachel Bilson, you guys know that story?

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Yeah, Rachel Bilson put out a picture. He won an award or he was going to win an award. So she put out a picture of like, oh, here's me with Rami in high school. But he was a little chunkier than he was at the time. And then he apparently, as legend has it, reached out, as I remember the legend has it, he reached out and was like, please take that down. And then that was like the whole thing.

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Just like someone's trying to be nice to him and be like, you know, I'm so happy for my friend that I've known since high school. And then he was a giant D word.

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Yeah. I'm never going to forgive him. You don't cross Rachel Bilson.

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Set yourself up for a spike.

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I don't think they're ever five minutes. I've seen long ones. There's some long ones, yeah. Greg's right about that.

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I thought I saw somewhere there was a state that was trying to pass a law, and it could be fake because the internet's not real. There was a state that was trying to pass a law where you had to say the start time of the trailers and the start time of the actual film. And a state was trying to implement that.

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That would be great.

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Also no homeowner's tax.

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She's a celeb. She needs to sneak in and out of theaters so that there's not people talking to her with the lights on.

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But like at sporting events, if I turn around and I call someone an MF or and I push them, I'm a great fan. If I do it at home, I'm a bad dad.

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One particular person won't shut up about it.

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It's been a lovely cruise. I'm sorry it's ending.

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It's been a lovely cruise. Das ist, warum er der Star ist.

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Honey, it's been a lovely cruise. Boy, I really did leave my voice in Vegas. That's all right.

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Ja, ich bin sicher, dass du das gemacht hast. Ich musste erklären, es war nur ein bisschen. Nein, es ist nicht nur ein bisschen.

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Ah, du weißt, du gehst diese feine Linie.

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Ich glaube, sie ist ein bisschen versäumt. Es ist seltsam, dass man auf der Erde zurückkommt. Eines Tages bin ich im Live-Stage in Las Vegas und am nächsten Tag bin ich im Pet-Aislein bei Publix und frage einen Mann, warum meine Dogfood-Brand nicht in Stock ist. Und so, you know, it's a down to earth moment. You know, the paparazzi obviously were following me into Publix.

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So there wasn't a private moment for me. But, you know, it was just weird having to come back down to earth. You know, I asked my PA to get the dog food for me. And she just wasn't available at that time because she was making that arrangement for Hee Haw Three Day in Miami-Dade County this morning, the thing we had. And so, you know, it's been hectic. It's been hectic.

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Ich habe ein paar, aber ich erzähle sie nicht. Baby! Das ist mein Typ. Nein, wir nicht. Weißt du was? Ich bin noch nie im Hotel geblieben. Ich bin ein sehr ruhiger Mann. Ich bin ein verheirateter Mann. Ich schiebe nicht auf meine Frau, trotz dieser gratitudinen Liste, die ich damals geschrieben habe. You know, I wish you were here, my wife. I really miss her. No, I don't.

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That's the thing about being married. You know, you're not allowed to say, I don't miss my wife. I've been gone two days. I haven't been gone long enough to miss my wife. I'm sorry. I call her. I'm on the phone with her for 30 seconds. You know, what am I? Hello. Alright. Alright. We'll see ya. Alright. And then, you know, I'm gonna see her in two days. How's jumping, Charlie? Good. And that's it.

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Das ist so ein Ding. Genau. Das ist so ein Ding. Also vermisst du sie oder vermisst du sie nicht? Oh, ich vermisse sie. Ich wünschte, du wärst hier. Aber nein. Ich meine, komm schon. Ich bin seit 40 Jahren verheiratet. 43 Jahre. Warum? Ich darf von meiner Frau weg sein. Und weißt du was? Sie vermisst mich nicht. Ich garantiere dir das. Ich garantiere dir das. Es ist eine Pause für sie.

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Sie ist ohne mich auf dem Abenteuer da. Verstehst du mich? Und du weißt es. Baby, und du weißt es.

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What more are you going to say? I talk to her every day of my life. Two days without talking to her wouldn't be a crime. But you have to call. There's that obligatory call.

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And the sex. Whoa.

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Baby. Hey, that kind of thing. I'm talking about that kind of thing. How many times do I have to tell you to move a little further back from your mic?

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Who needs me? Do I emote now? Yes, sir.

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Ja, es gibt viele Hintergründe zu den Origen von Hee Haw 3. Es wird vielleicht ein Dokumentarfilm dazu kommen, aber ich will nicht zu viel zeigen. Das, was du, Dan, gestern gemacht hast, war sehr kind und du hast zu den Krankheitsproblemen, die ich vor ein paar Jahren hatte, berichtet.

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Und ich habe nicht wirklich gedacht, dass ich vor ein paar Jahren nicht auf der Bühne gehen würde, außer in Las Vegas, weil ich nicht einen einzigen Song ohne Zähne hören konnte. Ich glaube niemand, aber meine Frau weiß, wie schlimm es für mich war an einem Punkt.

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Was die Leute nicht bemerkt haben, ist, dass es Monate gab, wo ich nicht in meinem eigenen Bett schlafen konnte. Ich musste auf der linken Seite des Hauses schlafen, so weit von Berlin wie möglich. weil sie ihren Schlaf benötigte und ich war chronisch, ständig, unabhängig von den Tränen und ich erinnere mich, dass ich um 3.15 Uhr sitze und mir sage, dass ich nicht so weitergehen kann.

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Gracelyn, meine Großvaterin, war sehr jung und sie hat gerade angefangen zu sprechen. Und eines der ersten Dinge, die sie gesagt hat, war, stopp atmen, Pop. Und ich konnte das nicht. Und ich habe mich wirklich gefragt, wie lange ich da sein werde, um sie zu wachsen. Und meine Gesundheit zu haben, zu einem großen Niveau, ist eine echte Gnade.

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Und das ist alles in Las Vegas gekommen und ich konnte das, was ich gemacht habe. 90 Sekunden mehr. Ich bin aus Material. Ich könnte anfangen, in Details zu gehen, wie schlimm es für mich war. Aber der Punkt ist, dank der Medizin und guten Doktoren und allem. Und Lachen. Ja, Lachen hilft. Medicine more though.

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That's true. If I laugh spontaneously, that does make me cough. I pop a couple of prednisone, my magic pill, and I'm all better.

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Yeah, it's tough to balance that.

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I'm a laughing man. Until you die.

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You don't have one today, though. No, I don't. I left it in Vegas. I had a script all written. I left it on the plane when I was sleeping for 19 hours in a row. And Jess, by the way, was drunker than me that night and she stole my water. I want that on record. She did? Stole your water? We'll tell that after the break.

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Oh, ja, willkommen zurück bei The Greg Cody Show mit Stu Gotts. Dan kann oder kann nicht später wieder da sein. Wir vermissen ihn. Aber es ist lustig, Ron hier zu sein, weil er sich daran erinnern wird. Vorher, bevor ich in Vegas hochgegangen bin und ein Schriftler war, primär ein Schriftler.

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Ron und ich haben tatsächlich auf einem Buch zusammengearbeitet, namens The Pride of a Lion, das die Charts schreit.

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Yeah, it's Vegas. Vegas is coming back and kicking me right in the heart. And the milk. But the book. Yeah, the book. Oh, yeah. Ron, you remember that book we collaborated on.

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Ja, genau, danke. Ich habe auch große fettige Hatte geworfen, aber ich habe das zurückgebracht, zurückgebracht an der Rente.

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Ich werde relativ in Ordnung nehmen. Ich werde das als Kompliment nehmen. Ich werde es in meinen Koffer nehmen.

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By the way, Ron, since I wrote the book, I hadn't read the book, believe it or not, until last week. Really? Yeah, and I read it. You just read your book? Yeah. I read chapter at a time, but I didn't read the whole book cover to cover until my JFK to Las Vegas flight. There you go. It's a great read. Perfect read for a flight. Exactly.

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Yeah. No, I took your advice on that because I remembered you saying that. And it was true. You read your own book on a flight? I did. That's amazing. I know. I mean, you should.

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It's weird, you know, do you read your own book? I mean, if you wrote the book, you know what you wrote, so do you actually need to read it? Not in public. Yeah, that was a new experience for me, though. Well, I hadn't read it in private either, so. That kind of thing. You can't read it while you're driving, you know, while somebody else is flying the plane.

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Yeah, actually I do. I do. Ron, this interests me, and it particularly interests Stu Gotts, probably. New York Times had a piece under the headline, Mammals with the Munchies, and basically it said that cannabis and THC is something that more and more zoos are using, Veterinary Cannabis to, I don't know, to improve, to lessen the pain, to improve the health, lessen anxiety. Does Zoo Miami do that?

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And what do you think of it?

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Ich bin glücklich. Der Junior-Member des Hee Haw 3 verdient mehr Respekt als das. Ich sage es dir jetzt.

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We should do an audio book, by the way. We should do that.

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In your voice, because you got the voice for that.

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Ich liebe das.

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Ron, welches Tier hat die schlechteste Stimme? Wenn das Tier singen würde, wäre es einfach unbequem. Oh, Gott.

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Any more questions?

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Yes, this is interesting to me. Kangaroo on the loose. There was a 911 call out of Tampa last week featuring a woman who found a marsupial next to her pool. Let's take a listen.

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Classic. Dad, do play by play. I can't even describe what I'm watching.

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Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire.

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Oh my god. Or he's glowing for some reason. Ron, do kangaroos glow?

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Ron, jetzt haben wir ein Video von einem chain smoking Goat, welches eine Satz ist, die ich nie gedacht hätte, dass ich es sage. Das bin ich. Das ist richtig. Der Goat. Der Goat von chain smoking. Es gibt einen Goat in Nepal und er scheint, wie Stugatz auf einem Verkaufsabschluss Inzents zu trinken, einen Heater. Schau ihn an. Da geht er.

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If you handed a pack of cigarettes to an animal, would its instinct be to literally eat the pack of cigarettes or would it be rebuffed by the smell of tobacco?

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I was going to weigh in on Jon Stewart. Because, now, I haven't caught up and seen Monday's show yet. Okay, but I read an instant review that was actually mildly critical. And the genesis of the review was, is he too partisan for these times? Is the new Jon Stewart going to play in 2024, where he's sort of, you know, playing both sides as a matter of course? Is he too fair? Yes. Is he too fair?

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Or too bipartisan. Is that going to play in 2024 where everyone's divided and you have to take sides? That's not my opinion. That's what the review said. That's kind of what I was asking.

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Vegas! Zu viel Bier letzte Nacht, oder?

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Ja, meine Stimme ist gespenst. Nimm es von der Top. Ich sage dir, ich habe keine Top. Das ist ein Problem.

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Hello, look at the two of us.

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Er zieht Double Duty. Er ist Greg Cody und einer der Hee-Ha's. Das ist der Grund, warum er mehr den Cut bekommt.

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Mein Vater wollte nicht weg. Es fühlte sich so an, als wäre es ein Konservatorship oder so. Das ist so, wie es die ganze Woche gefühlt hat. Nein, aber es war so, als wären wir da. Und dann war Jeddi so, Greg muss gehen. Und dann ist Greg da und er macht es zurück, weil er eine gute Zeit hat, weil er Greg Cody ist. Und er hatte einfach ein tolles Show.

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Und er ist so, Greg, wir müssen jetzt gehen, um deine vokale Chore zu retten. Und Greg ist so, und er ist so, und dann hat er ihn einfach weggeschlagen. Seemingly against his will.

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It would have been better. It honestly would have been better. Okay, Billy. All right. Greg, the idea today was that you were going to be the musical guest, kind of performing in and out of breaks. You're going to be a Paul Schaefer of sorts.

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I don't think he ever pointed that out, did he? Privately.

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The man behind the man. Some people said you'd be nothing without him. Did he say that? Well, they're wrong. I'm not the one to say that.

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Yep, he's breathing.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

2121.541

Hunderttausend. Ja, hunderttausend.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

253.29

Well, I didn't ask for this. I didn't ask for any of this. Yeah, attaboy.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

274.668

Mike needed a break from doing whatever he does.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

390.581

Well, he really just got Jeremy, because Yeti's on every week anyway. So Jeremy... It was tough to get me. I mean, we were having a pretty good time.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

473.977

I wouldn't do that. That seems like a legal battle. They said it. They said it.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

481.127

Is it binding? I mean, I don't know. I heard there's also an upcoming legal battle as to who owns the name The Hee Haw 3. Between Metal Ark and The Hee Haw 3. Has that already started? I've heard rumblings that that's going on in the background.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

517.776

I didn't come today thinking, how do I help Jeremy rise? Why not? I've been really nice to you. Yeah, you have been, but we're friends. You're a nice guy.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

544.535

In Fairness, he's not a Tony winner, okay? He can sing and dance when he wins a Tony. He's an Emmy winner. Stick to doing the Emmy stuff. And by the way, I think we can all admit this. Emmys are all into question, right? Like after that whole thing where we found out fake Emmys were being given out and awarded to people that didn't exist and then we were just putting fake plaques on them.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

561.449

Like, how do we know Jeremy's Emmy is real? You know, not to be that guy, but... How do we know it's real?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

649.27

Here we were thinking it was traffic.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

654.711

Poor Jama is stuck in there.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

673.376

He is a star. He is. Yeah, he's a star.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

697.321

It was in traffic, he told us that. That's what we did here.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three

726.476

The problem with this is that we had a bit set up, but now it doesn't make any sense because we didn't walk this through.

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Postgame Show: Is He a Good Player?

129.596

I'm watching. I told you I'm watching. I mean, I know the outcome already, but I'll be there to speak.

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Postgame Show: Is He a Good Player?

137.399

Your words, not mine.

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Postgame Show: Is He a Good Player?

140.48

That came out of your mouth.

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Postgame Show: Is He a Good Player?

144.481

Do any of us own words, really? I mean, we just say things, but... Pat Riley owns three feet.

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Postgame Show: Is He a Good Player?

151.209

Wish you could bring one here.

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Postgame Show: Is He a Good Player?

237.003

We did. It's closed.

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Postgame Show: Is He a Good Player?

286.952

If you're the Panthers and you know that there's a strength in the Lightning's power play, right? Just follow the rules. Throw them off. Don't make any penalties. Don't give them that advantage at any point in time. But the Panthers' strength is playing aggressively. So it's a fine line. Don't cross it. It's a double-edged sword. Fine blue line.

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Postgame Show: Is He a Good Player?

356.391

Three athletes actually in the video.

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Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline

1122.162

Billy, what are you shaking your head about? Tokyo Drift was not that important. Some would argue Tokyo Drift holds the entire framework of the franchise together. There are so many plot points that go through Tokyo Drift. And then you look at the different timelines. You sound like a fool, John. I don't think you know what the hell you're talking about.

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Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline

1152.095

Who do you side with, The Rock or Vin Diesel on this feud that was going on? You were there. You probably got to know both of them. Whose side were you on?

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Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline

2005.337

Okay, say the Italian guy.

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Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline

840.214

I'm so excited. It's great to see you, John Ortiz. How are you?

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

1100.531

Triple H had the exact same reaction to people criticizing the build for the WrestleMania main event.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

1359.998

It depends on what they're testing for. You guys seen that Kanye tweet?

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

1432.148

Howdy, folks. It's Mike Ryan here to remind you that Game Time is the official ticketing partner of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz. As you know, I talk about Game Time plenty on the show because I use it plenty. And the weather is warming up. It is a perfect time to take family or friends, a whole lot of folks, take them to a ballgame.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

1449.662

But before you do, why don't you check out the Game Time app? Why? Because Game Time makes getting tickets even faster and easier. Prices on the GameTime app actually go down the closer it gets a first pitch with killer last minute deals, all in prices, views from your seat and the lowest price guarantee. GameTime takes the guesswork out of buying MLB tickets.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

1468.014

What if you're one of those fans that likes to travel the nation and go to all these different ballparks? Sometimes you don't know what you're getting yourself into. You're not familiar. Well, those panoramic seat views on the app, they certainly help almost as much as that all in pricing tab to make sure there are no surprises at checkout. Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with GameTime.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

1484.867

Download the GameTime app, create an account, and use code DAN for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Again, create an account and redeem code DAN for $20 off. Download the GameTime app today. Last-minute tickets, lowest price, guaranteed. Hey, folks, it's Mike Ryan. And if you're watching our show, you probably know your boy has undergone a little bit of a body transformation.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

1507.351

And I got to tell you, Peloton has helped me on my fitness journey. It got the ball rolling for me because I watched my wife on the Peloton. She takes all these great classes. She has her favorite instructors. I listen to the music. I'm a big music guy.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

1519.679

gets me fired up makes me want to take part in this fitness phenomenon known as peloton peloton offers a variety of challenging classes from four-week strength building classes to running cycling and everything in between peloton will help you achieve your goals and maybe you'll have some fun along the way i know i have it's backed by thousands of members whose lives have been changed be part of that group telling you i'm better for it have it in my office

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

1547.446

Sometimes I can put on the baseball game. Sometimes I can put on a soccer match. Some other times I'm totally locked in on an emo playlist. Find your push. Find your power with Peloton at onepeloton.com.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

315.77

I mean, that's not even like the clip that went super viral for Paul Heyman there, where he's saying, you look like you're about to get deported to one of the people. And he's just going like, he's trying to get a new heel persona. He's always kind of been heel adjacent, but he's launching a more aggressive heel character.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

333.523

And he's using the Pat McAfee show to do it by doing things that are considered third railed. Did a good enough job in protecting Pat. Pat being like the traffic cop, like, no, you can't do that. And so maybe he hears about it, maybe he doesn't. But WWE and Pat McAfee and ESPN clearly have a very good, strong relationship. They find this mutually beneficial.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

353.295

WWE produced an incredible event that Pat had at the Penguins Arena that was all entirely exclusive. a WWE production that went on Hulu or that ESPN used. So I think that that's actually pro wrestling happening on a television show. I'm not reading too much into it, even though it gets people's attention.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

432.078

I love it. I mean, I see what you're trying to do there. We're not the guys that fell for pro wrestling. You are. You all thought that Paul Heyman was doing something super dangerous that was very controversial because he just invoked some names. That was pro-wrestling. He brought up the lawsuit. Yeah, that's pro-wrestling. It's pro-wrestling and he got his bit over.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

452.998

He's one of the greatest minds in the history of pro wrestling in terms of getting things over. So you think ESPN suits were watching that and being like, awesome. I'm sure there's a suit. I'm sure that maybe it was at least communicated even before or after, but this is a work. Don't work yourself into a suit.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

508.722

I totally understand. And if someone on first take feels some way about it, it would be explained to them the way that we explained our bits to people that took offense. Buster only not liking the looks like game. Like we've had all these things happen and we've had to explain this is the kind of show that we do. We didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

526.848

We understand we're committed to our show and McAfee is very truly committed to. I think the wrestling thing is the thing that he enjoys the most. The show probably, that afforded him this opportunity to have all these crazy doors open. But the Pat McAfee that you get on WWE seems genuinely like the happiest to be there. I think that's a most funny ad.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

567.258

I mean, if you want to mark out, go for it, Zazzle. I love the spectacle of it. It's always a great part of the year.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

632.183

It... Look, Triple H very clearly took offense to people criticizing the build to WrestleMania. And I think the build was the build. And Triple H can say you don't know where it's going, but we're just in a vacuum criticizing the lead up to it. It does actually seem like there's clarity in the direction of this heel character.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

651.138

John Cena turned heel a month and a half ago, and he just found his character. And he's just starting to get it over, beginning with last night. That... probably was a disappointment, the very main event. I think that's part of it, though.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

681.64

Yeah, I thought the... The triple threat match that won. Well, that's what matters. You thought it was a great show. You had a great time. No, it's a spectacle every time. I enjoy it. And I actually spoke to a friend of the show that is working on a project exploring different types of sports fandom.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

695.069

And he took into account this WrestleMania event for the first time, not knowing anything about it. And it was really cool to kind of be texting with that person as they were experiencing it, kind of being swept away by the spectacle.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

742.063

I get it. You do? Yeah. I didn't like Big Bang Theory. I thought people that liked it were not my type of people, so I get it.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

751.472

You shouldn't be watching that? I would. You're an adult? I would. I mean, I'm more chill now that I'm older. There was a time where I'm like, how can this be a good show? How do you like this show? I don't understand it. And then I realized art is subjective. And if people put their heart and soul into it, I shouldn't be criticizing it all that much.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

766.744

But to me, it's no different than being a fan of The Last of Us. But those aren't events, though. Wrestling fans do kind of deserve the ribbing.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

817.646

If you haven't caught up, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert. It's very interesting to see how people view the relationship of Walton Goggins' character a little bit because there were some people that were really devastated by it. And as someone that kind of was just passively following it,

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

835.316

I understand the trauma, but they did a lot of foreshadowing that this wasn't actually going to go anywhere and it led to demise. There are people that are really swept up in romanticizing it and you can kind of tell some people have had trauma in their lives and I get why they associate it that way.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

849.731

But I didn't think that this was like, it wasn't couples goals to me the way that a lot of people felt like.

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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)

934.427

They wanted to say it was I don't think it was unsatisfying. I think it kind of delivered in that it gave you a moment to discuss. People can have their opinions as to whether or not it was good or bad. But I think everybody was there for the event. And in terms of like a an appointment viewing event with the White Lotus finale did kind of deliver on that and giving you talking points.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1014.219

After making Joel Embiid cry and knocking out Jimmy Butler, Kawhi Leonard wins, but it's with old man game because this run through these teams in this conference, you cannot bet on that to stay healthy and be that every night.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1070.243

Es ist schwer. Es gab nie einen Superstar in diesem Sport. Nie. Nicht einen.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1076.287

Das hat all diese Dinge, wo Stephen A. sich auf der TV wohlfühlt, ihn als Thief zu nennen und zu sagen, dass er sich vertreten sollte, dass er sich vertreten sollte, dass er sich vertreten sollte, dass er sich vertreten sollte, dass er sich vertreten sollte, dass er sich vertreten sollte, dass er sich vertreten sollte, dass er sich vertreten sollte, dass er sich vertreten sollte,

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

108.195

Und wenn Mike Ryan und Zaslow und Roy die Hockey-Analysen machen, was mich amüsiert, ich verstehe es, aber es amüsiert mich, dass Marchand Aktivität bringt, wie nur als Idee, ich verstehe genau, was du sagst, und ich verstehe auch, warum ihr denkt, mit zwei Monaten ab, könnte Chuck und Ekblad auch Aktivität bringen. I want to just take inventory.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1094.381

But the physical size of his hands and the amount of strength that he has, this person is on the cusp of having a legacy that's mythical that you ain't going to be able to explain to any of your kids.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1119.321

He's ridiculously strong and we've forgotten about him. And it's fun to have somebody as a mercenary appear. Let's see these photos right now of George Clooney, Billy's dad and Mike Ryan's dad. I believe we've got a dad off here. We've got a dad off.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1147.284

I think Clooney's third. Clooney's in third place. Clooney's the bronze medalist as Edward R. Murrow.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1158.512

Didn't Pablo win an Edward R. Murrow award of some sort?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

128.774

Billy's been off for seven days, and in the first hour he's taken out The Lightning, Method Man, and Mark Cuban. Two of them have been described as ain't shit. Who did I say that about? Mark Cuban and The Lightning.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1414.138

Why don't you guess, Chris, let's play the game. I would like to play the game, the new game with Chris Cody of, yes, a famous historical figure, what it is that they did or do. Get me what your thoughts are, Chris, on all things Edward R. Murrow. Just who do you think he is? What does that sound like to you? We'll give you some time here to think about it. Don't check the computer.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1438.737

In the interim, Billy, because you want to have fun, I'm going to entertain you with a Batflip. I'm going to give you a Batflip here so that you can enjoy today's show despite your sickness. Do you believe that this is the greatest Batflip in the history of Batflips?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1491.676

I wanted to talk about camera work here because if you haven't seen the studio on Apple Plus, it's tremendous. And the way that they're filming it is really unusual. They're just using like a couple of handheld cameras and it looks pristine. It looks more expensive and beautiful than anything you've seen on video.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1510.203

This minor league footage, grainy as it is, the lack of cameras here absolutely make this... Der Schuss, den es ist, weil sie nur zwei Kameras haben, eine vor dem Platz und eine hinter dem Platz, wenn sie rausgehen, um dir zu zeigen, wo der Ball in der Mittellinie geht, siehst du den Batsch in den Frame kommen und es sieht aus, als ob er 300 Füße in den Himmel gelegt wird.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1536.75

Legitim, ich dachte nicht, dass die Physik das würde erlauben, dass er das unterhandelt, so hoch. Ich denke, aus diesem Anglein sieht es aus, als ob es überhandelt werden muss. Es muss so hoch wie möglich getroffen werden, dass jemand einen Ball schießen kann. Ich möchte jetzt den anderen Angle, um zu sehen, wie er den Ball so hoch hat.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1562.39

Ich glaube, er hat das gefliehen und er war aufgeregt. Billy, du glaubst, dass das mit einem Arm passiert ist? Sie sind stark, Dan. Ich glaube, das waren beide Hände. Ich glaube, er hat das zwischen seinen Beinen gefliehen und es mit einem Arm gefliehen. Ja, wir müssen ihn anrufen und herausfinden.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1580.773

Ich muss herausfinden, weil wir keine Kamera-Länge haben, weil es die Minor League ist und wir keine Zugang zu mehr Fotos haben. Danke, Billy. War es ein Brawl danach?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1591.692

Ich denke, es sollte immer noch ein Brawl gewesen sein. Oh. In der Feier? Ja. Während der Feier?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1608.297

Let me ask you guys this question because we are headed into a whole bunch of national anthems, a bunch of patriotic pride, a bunch of Canada doesn't like the United States right now for a lot of very valid reasons. And last night before a hockey game, if I say to you in the hypothetical, everybody in this room, how do you guys feel about harmonicas as a national anthem?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1635.858

Do you guys feel like that will work as a concept or not work? Harmonicas.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1644.402

For our National Anthem. Thank you. I'm going to hear it out. I'm glad that you're open-minded about this. I'm going to say dozens. Dozens of harmonicas. Do you guys like this idea or think it's a bad idea? Let's make it just I don't know how many harmonicas. I see three on the screen. Let's see what we've got here.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1698.004

Roy, what are you laughing about? A terrible idea, poorly executed, correct?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

170.794

Wunderschöne Reaktion zu dem Triangel der Gossips. Ich habe keine Ahnung, was in diesem Bereich passiert ist, wo ihr nur gossipt, so wie ihr es in der Frisur machen würdet. Billy, du bist zerstört. Was ist mit dir passiert? Ich habe Bronchitis. Wie war die Zeit? Warum bist du in einem faulen Moment? Was ist mit dir passiert? Ich bin unter dem Wetter, aber ich bin hier.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1704.008

Well, but it's just terrible. It's not moving, it's not patriotic. It's just squeaky. The crowd's singing. So you guys like this?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1714.696

The harmonica's not a star. The harmonica can't... It's not a one. The harmonica's a two or a three or a four. You can't win the anthem with the harmonica as your number one.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1755.394

Before you do so, can I get another angle on that bat flip? Can I get an answer to my question? What are the bets? You guys are still betting that's a one-armed bat flip? I'm going to guess two-armed. Do we have proof here? Let's see. We do have proof. This is very good. A third camera angle. That's so minor league baseball. It's just so good. 8K.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1781.015

Es ist klar nur sein rechter Arm. Ich glaube, es war sein linker Arm.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1796.123

It wasn't even that hard for him to do. He really flipped it the hell up there without much strength at all. Do we have video of the brawl that ensued? It should have ensued. Mike, go ahead and quiz Chris Cody on historical figures that he's not likely to know after taking out notaries yesterday, even though his mom is the head of a big law firm.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1855.742

Schauspielerin.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1863.51

Terry Bollea. Wir kommen in einem Sekunden zurück. Zezel, was schmierst du? Wir kommen in einem Sekunden zurück, um Chris Cody auf Dinge zu grillen, die er nicht weiß. Es ist ein unendlicher Stream. But before we do that, I want to ask you guys if this is real. What I'm about to show you if it's real. Because I'm getting fooled by the Internet all the time.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

1886.848

As we know around here, the aging process is cruel. And so I have to double and triple check whether things are real. And I thought this was a bit. I thought that somebody was acting. And I'm really confused. by two twins who are answering a question here about a crime that happened in Australia, a carjacking. And these are two identical twins. They're being interviewed by a reporter.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

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And I didn't think this was a thing. I didn't think this was possible. I thought I was being fooled by the Internet. It felt like two twins are sharing a brain, even though they're not Siamese twins, they're just identical twins. So explain to me how this can possibly be real.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2009.973

That is amazing, disorienting, awe-inspiring, super creepy. And I don't understand it.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2083.473

I don't like it.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2103.592

Is it the accent you don't understand? Oh, no. Okay, so I'm going to try and articulate what he's not articulating. I'm with Zaz. See, I don't feel like I should be with Zaz, but there's something in there that's haunting.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2123.366

I mean, I like it as content. I like being disoriented by it. I like how awkward and confused it makes us. I don't like it. I like the discomfort of it. I like how far away from the microphone Mike is.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2138.873

He's just chilling back here. It's weird. Can you please just medically explain to me, because what is happening there, my guess is that this is something that a handful or some twins can do?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

215.359

What's going on here? There is some trouble here between the tensions. Roy, you laugh at this, but this is the conundrum, I would say, Billy speaks for the audience here, on the infiltration of hockey coverage the last couple of years, when this space has been kind of blissfully hockey-free, except for us every once in a while, every... Every couple of years it's like, man, hockey's fun.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2164.215

Wow, also du nennst sie Frauden, du nennst das eine Art Griff, dass sie das ausmachen können. Es ist beeindruckend, was sie tun, ehrlich gesagt.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2182.79

What's the accusation you're making?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2225.182

Das sollte ein bisschen Bewertung geben. We should cover that. Things are moving fast. It's crazy.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2257.01

We don't know what to do with it. There is an amount of information that is now just, we are being bombarded by and an amount of misinformation of not knowing what's real and what's not. Are those twins acting? Are they grifters? Or is that just a shared brain?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2271.257

There's so much out there right now that all of us are being flooded by it and you cannot keep up with all of the things that are happening in the world.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2287.608

Lassen Sie uns das hier ein bisschen leuchten. Stugatz hat gestern... gestern war Stugatz nur so zu töten, als wäre es falsch. Das war sein Take. Und... Jaslo wollte John Cena, 17-maler Champion, feiern. Ich weiß, dass Mike Ryan WrestleMania feiern will. Wir können es besser machen als Stugatz, wenn er einfach sagt, dass es Fake ist.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2316.189

Wir haben das gestern besprochen. Und die Leute sagten, Stugatz hat dir Tickets. Und ich dachte, ich glaube nicht, dass er Tickets bekommt.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

239.053

And that's how we covered hockey for about 30 years before the last three years.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2418.749

I'm not actually interested in the details as much as I'm interested in your appraisal of did he get you tickets or did he not get you tickets. Because he told people he got you tickets and in doing so, it was made to look like he hooked you up.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

247.939

But the audience doesn't want it the way we're giving it. We're doing a preview show right now for a Tampa Bay, Tampa Bay, Florida game that I don't think Billy and Jessica have any interest in. And they're not alone. I'll be watching. I don't think Tony has any interest. I don't think Jeremy has any interest.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2487.429

Im Journalismus, und ich möchte noch einmal zu WrestleMania mit Ihnen kommen, möchtest du zwei Gründe haben, um eine Geschichte zu bestätigen, und eine andere Gründe ist nur geschrieben worden. Er hat es mir mit Nick's Heat gemacht, als ich Tickets für meinen Geburtstag gefragt habe.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

2587.549

Billy, I'm still unclear on your appraisal, because where do you side in all of this?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

303.867

Wir haben das gut vorgeschlagen. Zaslow hatte die perfekten Wörter.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

380.065

You guys do understand that Ernie Johnson earned his money right there. They send him out. Yeah, enough with the rodeo clowns. Yeah, Shaq has to go to the bathroom. But when we kill somebody as a show, inadvertently, we send Ernie out with sincere remorse. And everyone's like, that's an apology. It was super professional.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

398.2

Ja, jeder schließt sich ab und der Witz ist weg und man kann nichts damit tun, weil Ernie der Neutralisierer ist. Und er hilft, ein Gravitas zu bringen, dass alle nur verrückt sind.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

423.2

It's the danger of live television and it's one of the reasons that show is so great. And there's, unlike anything in the history of sports, something that exists between and around games to just carry you for four, five, six hours.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

528.872

Can we have a dad off right now? I'd like Mike Ryan's dad up there and I'd like a picture of Billy's dad as well next to George Clooney. George Clooney is meant to look like something that exists in the age of the flappers. That looks like a character from the 1920s. That looks like a prohibition character. I'm guessing he's making a movie in the 1930s.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

548.207

You have now taken out George Clooney as well.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

551.529

No, he did not look good. It looked like

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

554.812

It looked like a wax figure of George Clooney or a eye of George Clooney. George Clooney is allowed to age.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

616.529

Ja, das ist gut. Was Billy tut, obwohl er nicht versteht, warum George Clooney Filme machen möchte, ist, und es ist verständlich, aber einige Leute mögen es, zu arbeiten, Billy. Some people do enjoy working and making things.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

649.931

Well, you've taken out four people, three of them, by comparing them to shit.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

657.259

You're complaining about our yes and. That's interesting. Sorry, we're not buying in. That's an interesting thing to hear.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

665.128

Die Clippers letzte Nacht, Zaslow, ich weiß nicht, was wir damit machen werden, wenn wir zurück in die Zeit gehen müssen und sagen, dass Ty Lue ein Wettbewerb gewonnen hat, James Harden ein Wettbewerb gewonnen hat und Kawhi Leonard ist das Einzige, was in der LeBron-Welt existierte, das ihn auf seine Schulter geschaut hat und gesagt hat, dass er Angst vor einem Spiel kommt, weil er diese riesigen Hände hat.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

688.059

Ich glaube nicht, dass die Leute das verstehen. Das ist die letzte Person, die von sich selbst gewonnen hat, in einer Liga, die ein paar Superteams um sie herum hat. Und er hat es gemacht, nicht physisch kapabel. Er hat sich während dieser Runde zerstört. Ich denke, das Einzige, was die Clippers dieses Jahr stoppen kann, ist irgendein Krankheitsproblem.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

710.795

Weil das, was sie gestern Abend auf dem Boden gestellt haben, ich denke, kann irgendjemanden schießen. Und Jokic sagt dir nach dem Spiel, Erinnert ihr euch, wie ich euch gesagt habe, dass die Utah-Denver-Serie in der ersten Runde der beste Basketball, den ich je gesehen habe? Utah und Denver mit Donovan Mitchell in Utah, zurück und zurück.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

728.789

Es war der perfekte, wunderschöne Basketball, den ich je gesehen habe. Jokic sagt dir nach dem letzten Spiel, das ist das Beste, das Basketball spielen kann. Und Kawhi Leonard hat ihn rausgenommen.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

764.859

Ist es nicht immer noch so, dass es immer noch so ist, dass es immer noch so ist, dass es immer noch so ist? Was ist das?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

805.202

Das ist eine verrückte Sache. Das ist eine verrückte Sache. Aber sie können jeden Analysten wirklich verunsichern, wenn es der verrückte Titel-Winner wäre, der es je gegeben hat.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

852.008

Oh, but you root for it, do you not?

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

858.85

The part beyond that on confusing, so you've got this part, where what are they doing in the middle of the conference, is this going to be a thing now, where the Mavericks can do it one year from the middle of the conference, all you really do need to have is veterans, but the other part of it,

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

876.837

Es wird unmöglich sein, deine Arme auf die Liga zu stellen und zu sagen, dass du nicht sicher bist über die Celtics. Kawhi, James Harden und Zubac geben dir nichts in die Weise von Persönlichkeit. Persönlichkeit? Okay, ich mache einen New Balance-Kommerz um Kawhi, aber er wird nichts sagen. In Bezug auf... Star Power gibt dir Charisma.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

901.422

Sie geben dir weniger pro Quadratmeter als ein Stardom-Champion in diesem ganzen Sport.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

91.74

Lange Zeit haben die Zuschauer dieses Programms gesehen, dass Billy Gill einen Agent von Chaos ist, um er in einem Weg zu machen, dass er einer der populärsten Charaktere in der Geschichte ist.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

972.401

Das ist richtig. So viel so, dass es seine Beziehung mit den Spurs zerstört hat, wo er Wettbewerbe gewonnen hat. Und ich würde sagen, dass was er gestern Abend gemacht hat, ist, dass er sich erinnern kann, dass wenn er das über drei oder vier Serie tun kann, dann weißt du, dass das seine gute Idee ist. Das kann gespielt werden. Du weißt, dass er irgendjemanden nehmen kann, wenn er das ist.

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The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

998.133

Das Problem mit dem Alter ist, dass er 33 ist. Und wir wissen, dass das Nubs sind. Als wir ihn gewonnen haben, in den Champions-League, in den letzten Spielen, du weißt, Kevin Durant schießt eine Schuhe, Clay Thompson schießt eine Schuhe und am Ende hobbelt er.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

1063.907

How so? It was disrespectful. I'm agreeing with Billy. It was a random poll to be like, Andrew Hawkins, he's as good looking as, like, if you would have said fill in the blank here, I wouldn't have gone to Method Man quickly. Okay.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

120.449

People love to say it if they are.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

1402.03

That's funny because I had my YouTube TV set up where I had three games on, so I didn't have the sound on that one. But I saw them replaying this video of him, and I'm like, he has to poop. I don't even need sound.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

474.499

This is going seven. I know you guys are trying to be tough, but this feels like a seven-game series.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

534.835

I hope he still is because he's been playing great.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

589.574

Two. Him, Bennett, Chucky. That line, Mike. Come on, Mike.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

605.104

And you keep in your back pocket moving him into that second line.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

609.246

I just want to see him on the same line, those three.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

63.745

Yeah. The least surprising thing ever, Yeti is a notary. My dad's producer. He was quick to tell me that. I don't feel like I dismissed it. I just was like, people that do it think they're super important. I don't really like the vibe that people that are notaries, they like to tell you that they're notaries. You know, I realize it has value. I super serious.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

713.226

Greer? Even Greer likes Marshawn more.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

717.789

No one likes Brad Marshawn.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

757.076

I think Mike walks this back by game four. I think he sees four games of playoff Marchand, and he's just like, all right, I like him.

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Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"

85.045

All the people sending me links to videos. Hey, watch this video and then tell me notaries are not important. You know, the fraud that it fights in this country. Back off. All right. It's not that important.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1193.888

Correct. Here's how Here's how the appeal went. Wisconsin's like, well, we're not going to let you into the transfer portal. And guess what? The transfer portal is closed up now, so you can't go. And Xavier Lucas and his representatives were like, the transfer portal doesn't actually exist. And the NCAA was like, you got us there, pal. We didn't actually know. That is how that happened.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1238.387

And look, the Big Ten, especially in its statement, and Wisconsin have used a lot of big words, but it's all flash paper because they've already lost in all the meaningful places. Essentially, what they're only doing with these statements, very strongly worded, is begging the NCAA to get... safe harbor status from Congress.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1257.873

It's basically a press release that says, Congress save us so our illegal cartel can continue going with impunity because we just lose case after case after case. The argument is he signed a document committing to us for two years, not a full contract, but we get to keep him here. They're arguing, we get to keep him here and play for us. We get to force him because we're going to pay him to.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1283.604

That, quite honestly, is a step away from slavery. Like what they were trying to actually execute and the arguments that they were making, which, again, they lost everywhere. And they're trying to win this in the court of public opinion. But you have to pay attention to what these statements don't actually say.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1299.693

What it is, is it's a sad, pathetic attempt for a conference and several programs within that conference that have gotten away with skirting the rules all the time and are once again upset that they just can't poach local kids like they used to. So they lost already. And now they're sore losers just begging for Congress to

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1418.442

I own your rights. I tell you where to work, even though you don't want to actually work there. Tell me what it's a step away from.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1474.571

The ones making the most noise are the ones that got away with it before. And they don't like it. And that includes Nick Saban, who said, one roster's spending $30 million and the other one's spending $3 million. That's not sustainable, is it, Nick? Is it? Because I guess you were one of those rosters that were just paying $3 million back when everybody was paying $0 million.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1492.344

Also, what's unsustainable is you being the highest paid employee in the state of Alabama. Yeah. That's what's unsustainable. You never hear them complain about the money that the coaches are making.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1508.316

Yeah, they got unprecedented power, and they got to abuse the system, and they used to turn their nose at people and think and get to fool their fan bases and people nationwide that they were doing it the right, clean way. It's... You know, it's a lot of loser talk, too, because there used to be an honor amongst thieves.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1528.69

But when you got Nick Saban out there in the Big Ten doing what it did, it's kind of pathetic. Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1548.695

That's right. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1566.042

Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1588.872

96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1732.52

Jess, you can't talk about double-digit national titles when every single call of you winning the national title sounds like this. Oh, there's Chubby Jacker running down the sideline. That's not true. And there's a World War II veteran pitching it to another white guy, and he avoids another white guy. Oh, my God. Notre Dame, the fighting Irish, have done it again for the eighth time.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1753.807

They're repaying white people. Still got Chubby Jacker. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's black. He's black, and I was really going, what's the white name of Chubby Checker? I think I'm like, I'm sorry, man. I'm improv-ing here. I thought I didn't hear you correctly. I'm a white Chubby Checker running down the sidewalk. He spells it differently. All right. His name is Chubby.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1776.117

Maybe you didn't hear me correctly. His name is Chubby Checkers. There's an S at the end. I feel like that should be the largest of five. It sounds like a college football name.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1870.201

Herb Street's end. Herb Street's end. For them to have a chance in this game, they need to run him about like 15, 20 times in this game. And the first drive he runs nine times and is puking afterwards.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

1889.99

Were you okay with possibly hospitalizing Riley Leonard if it meant you got more drives like that?

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

2004.683

Jess, I know I'm playing the result a little bit because the field goal was doinked and the miss actually did loom large there as it was potentially a 10-point game. It could have still been a one-score game, but I was surprised that Notre Dame decided to kick it at that moment. Were you?

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

2271.219

Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

2286.977

Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

2303.585

Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

2313.371

by Miller Time Miller Lite is a great unifier Miller Lite is brewed for taste it hits different than other light beers the original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one Miller Lite great taste 96 calories go to MillerLite.com slash Dan find delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer tastes like Miller Time celebrate responsibly Miller Brewing Company Milwaukee, Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

603.366

No, no, no. I don't want to stop your train of thought. I thought you were you were done.

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

636.533

It was certainly symbolic, but it does face several legal challenges. I don't know how you actually go about enforcing this. One of the reasons, as you mentioned, constitutional. What does this look like?

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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)

929.084

Dan, where was the comma in, in, in your question? Was it, or is it that you're whoring this also? It was a great deflection because I believe you called an essay.

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The Big Suey: The Buck Stops Here

1641.248

Oh mein Gott, ich bin ein Del Rey-Guy.

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The Big Suey: The Buck Stops Here

1643.989

Es ist. Siehst du den neuen Disco, den sie haben?

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The Big Suey: The Buck Stops Here

1647.43

70 Steam Bar. Ich bin da mit Freunden für Abendessen gegangen. Ich konnte nicht rein. Die Linie war zu lang. Was? Mhm. Ich muss nach Del Rey.

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The Big Suey: The Buck Stops Here

1658.035

Okay. Wo ist Del Rey? Ich weiß. Ich dachte das gleiche. Es ist im Norden von Boca.

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The Big Suey: The Buck Stops Here

1776.149

Or did someone feed him to keep him coming and he thought that was a saying?

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The Big Suey: The Buck Stops Here

1903.987

Ich denke, wir alle denken, es ist cool, Gretzky zu hören. Er sagt nicht so viel.

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The Big Suey: The Buck Stops Here

2066.446

Think they made him audition? No, hold on a second. Send in your tape. We've got to hear what it sounds like.

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The Big Suey: The Buck Stops Here

92.415

This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting

1004.721

Ein paar Tage später gab es die Draft und die Top 3 Dinge. Und Minnesota war Nummer 3. Und Charlotte war Nummer 2. Und Orlando, Florida war Nummer 1. Ich habe nichts darüber gedacht. Aber du hörst viele dieser Verschwörungstheorien. Und es gibt viele Situationen, die diese Dinge gut und wahr sein können. What are you shaking your head about?

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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting

980.195

In 1992, I think the draft was in June or something, I meet Mr. Stern in March. And he says to me, hey, I know who you are. Can't wait for you to come to the NBA. Then he pulls me to his side. You want to play where it's cold or where it's hot? He asked me that. Yeah, he did. He asked me that and I was like, hot. And he smiled and I smiled and then

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Hour 1: The College Football Power Hour

184.65

Good job! I was told to surprise you real quick.

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Hour 1: The College Football Power Hour

251.049

Lass deine Hand, wenn sie sich verbrechen sollten. Wenn wir heute Abend verlieren, dann machen wir das. Ich denke, du solltest dich nicht mit ihr verabschieden, aber vielleicht auf die Seite legen. Wir gehen zurück auf ihr fünftes, sechstes Jahr in Miami, also... Lass uns kurz pausieren. Lass uns es sichern. Was ist die schlimmste Fanbase, mit der ihr alle gearbeitet habt?

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Hour 1: The College Football Power Hour

287.828

Ich glaube, das Schlimmste, was ich mit Fans in Alabama gespielt habe, ist Alabama. Sie haben zu viele Chancen. Ich bin so, la la la la la. Leroy Donta 1.

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Hour 1: The College Football Power Hour

307.096

I feel silly when other people are barking at me. You know, when it's other teams and they're like, I'm like, this is what I'm used to.

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Hour 1: The College Football Power Hour

54.185

Cuervo.

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Hour 1: The College Football Power Hour

64.93

Dan, stay away from my mom.

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The Big Suey: "Yes Or No" With Earleen Cote

235.947

His readers want that.

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The Big Suey: "Yes Or No" With Earleen Cote

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Was passiert hier? Ist es nicht genug, dass du diesen Manns Karriere verletzt hast und jetzt versuchst du, seinen Verabschiedung zu beenden?

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This coming week, though, I mean, Drake May really finding his own. Imagine him getting a win within the division. That'd be a good story to write. Yeah, they won't, though.

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Really? Yeah. Wow.

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Da ist ein Paywall. And I support Greg, just not financially.

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Oh wait, I just pushed the X and I think I bypassed it.

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I don't know who their webmaster is, but that should work. No wonder the business is tanking.

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That'd be great. Thank you for your support. You gotta update this headshot.

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I'm by paragraph two. I'm a slow reader.

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He questioned his sanity in the second paragraph and then said, I'm not questioning it though. That's well done, by the way. Thank you.

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Okay, but if someone gets surprised... Yeah, that's happened. I mean, it would surprise anybody if Houston knocked off a Pittsburgh?

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Do you guys agree with the assessment that if you're one of the top 10 teams, you're close?

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Ich mag ihren Verteidiger nicht. Und ich habe dir gesagt, dass ich ihren Verteidiger nicht mag. Und ich mag keine Teams, die keinen guten Verteidiger haben, um ein paar Playoff-Spiele zu gewinnen und Playoff-Spiele auf der Straße zu gewinnen und dann den Superbowl zu gewinnen.

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Was ich gerne sehen würde, ist, dass Lamar Jackson in den Superbowl kommt, damit er die Freude hat, gegen ein NFC-Team zu spielen. Weil die Teams, gegen die er viel spielt, Like Pittsburgh, he does not play against well and he ravages everybody in the NFC. He could get the Lions though.

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I can't believe what I just saw. It was out of the corner of my eye, right? It's Billy and Stugatz, and it's a bit like guacamole. It's like, oh,

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Hm. I know a lot of people who own books, but only because I know a lot of old people.

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Ja! Es hat uns 20 Jahre gedauert. Was er gemacht hat, war nicht Tier Talk. Was er gemacht hat, war sehr, sehr weit von einem der besten Teams zu sein. Es gab zwei Versuche. Das ist eine andere Diskussion. Es ist eine andere Diskussion. Die Tears ist eine andere Diskussion. Ich mache das nicht mit euch.

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Aber wenn ihr eine sehr, sehr, eine doppelte Situation-Diskussion machen wollt, dann habe ich diese Diskussion mit euch. Wir haben es für 10 Minuten gehabt.

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I want to hear the tape. Okay, we're going to go back and when I do it, okay, we're going to punish you at the end of the show today. When we play that tape, there's going to be a punishment at the end of the show that you're going to find out that you got this wrong because it is specifically what it is that I'm objecting to.

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Okay, thank you. You already have it? Wow, that was quick. They already have the sound of what it is that Greg Cody has alleged.

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Well, he doesn't know when it is that he uses these verbal crutches to get to his thought, because he does it quite a bit with inefficient language. And I'm watching him at all times.

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Also sagst du, dass es sich wie ein gedubbtes, untertiteltes Film fühlt. Ich möchte, dass du deine Lippen hier siehst, weil du denkst, dass die AI auch deine Lippen verändert hat?

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We punctuate the show today with Greg Cody's punishment. I'm going to determine it secretly and we will get to it by the end of the show because he got it wrong.

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Wake him up. Uh-oh. He doesn't want to be bothered anymore. Now it's getting tense because he didn't need that as a result. He needs something that happens.

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Mother effing. Can we bother? Are we bothering you right now? Turn on your microphone, Greg.

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Let's not talk about the good teams. Let's talk about the bad teams. And let's talk about specifically what the Jets have done to Mike Francesa. Listen to Mike Francesa here. The Internet is accusing him of being broken.

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It doesn't feel right to me. I don't know the correct way to do this. to end your career, but I thought he was retiring and it doesn't feel right to me to watch him shouting into a microphone after a Jets game by himself and it doesn't seem like he's in a radio studio. I don't know if that might be in his house. It probably is in his house.

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No, no, he does do a daily podcast.

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Well, he already retired. This happened, we just saw this happen in the Yankee... The Yankee Booth in his 80s, where once you retire at a certain age, it's what Bobby Bowden said, there's only one major event where people gather after that for you.

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So you stare at your retirement after a creature, a lifetime creature that talks six and a half hours a day on the radio, and then you go into retirement and it sounds awfully quiet and you have to come back to hear the sound of your own voice.

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Ja, aber er ist verabredet, also hat er an einem Punkt fertig gemacht, richtig? Und sie lieben Sport. Beide diese Leute lieben Sport. Es gibt viele Leute, die in diesem Geschäft schon lange gearbeitet haben, die Sport nicht lieben. Also du siehst den Enthusiasmus, der wirklich auf Russo ist, wenn du ihn hörst, wenn du ihn auf dem ersten Take hörst.

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Aber es gibt etwas darüber, dass Francesca, das ist eine Legende da.

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Und es fühlt sich an, als würdest du von einem Bus-Terminal hören. Und es fühlt sich nicht richtig an. Und ich weiß, das klingt schuldig, aber dieser Typ hat eine Monster-Karriere. Und ich weiß nicht, wo er physisch das tut, aber es sieht nicht aus, als wäre es ein Studio. Es sieht aus, als wäre es in seinem Haus. Und es fühlt sich schuldig an, aber ich sollte das nicht tun.

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I'm not doing that show again.

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Aber es macht mich tatsächlich ein bisschen traurig.

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Ich werde also die Argumentation auf der anderen Seite machen, weil Greg Cody nicht sagt, dass wir, wenn wir über die Dolphinen sprechen, obwohl sein Sohn das sagt. Und während Greg Cody auf Objektivität ausweist, weiß ich, dass jeden Sonntag und Montag, dass die Dolphinen seit Beginn der Zeit spielen, er denkt, dass sie gewinnen werden und er will, dass sie gewinnen.

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Also ist er mit diesem Kloak von Objektivität. Greg, Greg, it is not wrong to say that you almost always pick them to win, almost always think they're going to win, and you're always rooting for them to win.

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You're abstaining. You're eating chips and drinking Miller Lite and you're abstaining from having an interest when watching in the game who wins? That's what you're claiming here on air. You're going to stare at us and lie and say that you are actually watching objectively.

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Let's talk to your mom about this, Chris, because she knows more than both of us.

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Maybe two. I would assume that it's just the number that you can download. I want the book in my hand. I still want to do it that way. I don't like reading books on computers. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Do you like reading books on your computer? Because I can't do it. And I don't know if this is just creature of habit. You like what you like.

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Okay. You stepped on the landmine, my friend. They've been warning me and you didn't see that there was a landmine there.

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Wow. Let's play again the sound. This was Greg Cody earlier in the show. We'll get back to that in a second. Greg Cody earlier in the show, not altered at all. We have the proof he will be punished by the end of the show.

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Das könnte eine dumme Sache sein, weil ich glaube, dass Objektivität eine Illusion ist. Es ist nicht etwas, was Menschen tatsächlich sein können. Es ist nur etwas, was sie sich erhoffen können. Ich stimme dir zu. Und das ist das, was dein Vater tut. He wants the Dolphins to win and has to hide it somewhere. From himself, from everybody. He wants them to win.

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He's wanted them to win since he was a kid. You don't actually put that away anywhere. You just try to write about them fairly. Umpires, referees, they have their biases. Judges, they have their biases. You try to put them aside to do something that's factual and he's trying to do something that's objective. But you're in no way actually objective. You're just trying to be it.

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He did an interview in front of the Miami Herald building and his face was silhouetted and his voice was distorted like an FBI informant. They could do that at that time?

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Und es ist ein sehr guter Argument gegen seinen Generalhomerismus. Er hat noch nie so eine Kolumne geschrieben. Er ist ein Kolumnist, der, würde ich sagen, näher zum Objektiv kommt als wilder Opinionist, weil er nicht viele Dinge schreibt, die auf den Extrems der Takerie sind.

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You're familiar with what you're familiar with. And then you get to a certain age and you don't want to change anymore. But I've tried Kindle and I don't like it. That's not how I want to read a book. And I don't know.

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You are a fan. You've been a fan since a kid of the Dolphins.

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If this has something like taste and texture, where I'm speaking to a bunch of young people perhaps that don't know or care what it feels like to have a book in your hand, because that's not the way they do it. And so because they're not familiar with the way I do it, the Kindle is the most normal thing in the world. Right.

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Greg, ich lachte einfach nur an der komischen Perfektion. Eine schlechte Investition. Der Staccato-Effort von dir, direkt eine Frage zu bekommen, nach allem, was wir gesprochen haben.

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Ich liebe das Ort an. Jeden Tag, wenn jemand nach Miami kommt und fragt, wo ich authentische kubanische Essen holen kann, ist das, wo ich sie sende. Erfreulich, sinnvoll, sinnvolles Essen.

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That's correct. Walked out on a $9 retempanisado. Tony, what do you have for us today? We've got a bunch of OLI on your top five.

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Jessica rollt ihre Augen an dich. Ich weiß nicht, was passiert ist.

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Kickers were just fine this weekend, according to Jessica.

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Seems fun to be home on a Sunday like that, except for the interception. Once a year, yeah.

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Was sind die Streit-Adressen?

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Ich glaube, in Frankreich gehörst du. Ich glaube, du gehörst nur in Frankreich. Danke. Wir sind bei Betseye.

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Da ist einer in Frankreich.

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Das ist es, wofür wir alle beteiligt sind. Danke, Tony. Wir haben Greg Cody in dem, was der meiste enttäuschende Sportmedien-Rant war, zu sagen, dass er ein Homer ist. Since Bo Bach was on the air in Atlanta and was spouting while shaking a bottle of pills at us because he was objecting to how somebody had called him a homer. And he's not even a journalist like you.

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He's just a sports radio guy, although he does have a newsletter.

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Man kann es nur sehen. Das ist nicht großartig, aber ich glaube nicht, dass wir jemals jemanden hier hatten, der es benutzen würde.

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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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I don't know how much we have left like this in sports now that Nick Saban has left Alabama and Floyd Mayweather is no longer fighting.

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Aber zu tun, dass ein Team verliert und ein Spiel zu tun, das du überhaupt nicht interessierst, weil du denkst, dass Cooper Rush nichts tun kann, aber du genießt es, lachen zu lassen, dass die verletzte Marke der Dallas Cowboys, die jetzt am Boden einer Division ist, mit einem Team, das seinen Quarterback für finanzielle Gründe, mehr als für Fußballgründe, gespielt hat.

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Und wir gehen zurück zu Tommy DeVito, der This is not what Jerry Jones had in mind when he said they were all in on this season.

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They're talking about his team, but they're talking about his team in the worst ways. And now we will go back to the conversation of should the old man be in charge. Denn seine Fingerprinten sind über all das und sein Ego ist über alles. Sie sind mehr da und sie sind kaputt. Und es ist nicht nur so, dass sie physisch kaputt sind als Verteidiger.

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Wir haben diese Mannschaft schon viel beantwortet, bevor sie dem Verteidiger das Geld gegeben hat. Also was jetzt? Weil die Dallas Cowboys-Saison vorbei ist. Sie existierten letzte Nacht auf der Primetime-Television, nur um uns zu lachen. Sie haben jetzt verloren. Ich habe dir das vorher gesagt. Es hat nie in der Geschichte des Sportes geschehen, bis zu 20 plus fünf straight Homegames.

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Jetzt sind es sechs. Du siehst nichts so schlecht in diesem Sport. Es sind die Cowboys und es ist Jacksonville. Und es ist nicht mehr so wie die Panthers, wo es so ist, oh, du spielst zu Hause und du kannst nicht von 20 nach Hause kommen. Du hast keine Chance gegen echte Fußballteams.

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He didn't like that when he did it with Parcells. They finished 12-5 three straight years, but McCarthy's beginning to resemble Wanstead to me. That's fair. Wanstead was going 10-6 and 11-5 as well, but what? The thing just kept getting worse on his watch until it collapsed with a 4-12.

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He told Diana Rossini that he's not doing that in season. That he won't do it in season.

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Cuervo. Chris, your father just looked me dead in the eye and threatened to write a tell-all book. And I looked at him and I'm like, well, you've written two books already and our audience has helped make them bestsellers and Stugatz's book is killing it. The audience has made all... We are single-handedly reviving the... Lest ein Buch in euren Händen, Industrie.

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A lot of people making the jokes about the roof falling in, right? Because that looked like it could have been much worse than it actually was. Just a piece of metal falling from the sky.

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Ist das nur Debris von dem, was sie für Jake Paul und Mike Tyson gemacht haben? Warum würde der Ruf in der Mitte eines Montagabends fallen?

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Wo sind die Houston Texans? Sie sind eine der guten Teams, oder? Solange ihre Wide Receivers gesund sind, sind sie eine der guten Teams?

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Alright, what's Cody doing here between good team? I want to do this because I think you're all doing it. I think everyone listening to this does it, where they're saying they do their brackets and their tiers. What is he doing where he's saying that the Houston football team is just okay, is what he's saying.

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He's saying they're very, very far from being one of the best teams in the league, and I don't think they are.

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Ich weiß nicht, was Cody mit den Chargers tut. Das war eine Statte, die Adam Schefter über den Wochenende veröffentlicht hat. Die Chargers sind in den Wochenende gekommen, mit 13,1 Punkten pro Spiel. Es ist die zweite Zeit in 20 Jahren, dass ein erster Trainer den niedrigsten Punkt auf der Defense hat. Die andere Zeit, als es passiert ist, war, als Harbaugh auch...

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was with the 49ers in 2011 or 2014. And I didn't think of him as a defensive coach. Do you guys think of Jim Harbaugh as a defensive coach? Because he's a quarterback, I think of him as an offensive and a quarterback coach. But he's now had these two defenses, and I don't think what Cody's doing is fair to the Chargers.

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I think the Chargers are a very good football team with the best defense statistically going into the weekend in the league.

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Das ist wahr, aber es ist eine Saison und eine halbe gewesen, also gib ihm einen Moment.

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Man muss sich jetzt vorstellen, dass Kindle besser ist als nur Bücher, als nur alle Bücher, in Bezug auf die Publisher-Industrie versus Kindle. Kindle muss besser sein, oder?

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Es gibt keine Frage darüber. Er ist nicht die Sensation dieses Jahres, die erste Hälfte der Saison, die er letztes Jahr war. Aber ich beurteile einfach alle darüber, wie wir einige dieser Messungen auf diese Quarterbacks machen. als wir es jemals gemacht haben, sodass Anthony Richardson schon neun Spiele gespielt hat. Neun Spiele insgesamt, College, Pro, alles.

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Und wir haben ihn in und aus gehackt und sehr schnell auf diese Dinge überprüft. C.J. Stroud war die Sensation der letzten Saison. Er erhöht die Erwartungen und sobald seine Leute verletzt werden, sagt Cody, dass sie sehr weit von einem guten Team sind, wenn sie das gleiche Rekord wie Baltimore haben. Like that's how it happens when we start moving around.

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Oh, the quarterback's playing a little less well. Yes, you did say they're very far from being one of the top tier teams. I think you said very, very far.

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Okay, the thing that I find interesting about how it is that we do these evaluations is if you're willing to concede to me, Okay, that's fair. I'm just saying, for me, Houston is not a great team. I think Denver would have a great chance against Houston. You lost me.

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No, totally.

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Tomorrow's Wednesday. That's Wednesday. Civil War episode we can talk about today if you'd like.

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I think they're going back down, I heard. I haven't bought an egg. Sometimes I hoard eggs. That's probably bad, right? But I buy at the wrong time.

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All right, so Tuesday will be our book club this week. Tuesday book club. Spoiler Wednesday on a Tuesday.

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I think I've seen that sign, but I'll go, and if it's a price that I think is going to go higher, I treat it like the stock market, my goods. So I'll go, and if I get the sense that egg prices are going to go up, I'll say, you know what? $8.99 is a lot for 18 eggs, but it's better than $10.29, so I'm going to get two batches of 18 eggs.

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But then you're playing with fire because you come back a week later and now they're $4.79 for 18. So it's really a dangerous game that I'm playing with my produce and with my goods there. But it's what we have to do. Thank you for asking. Maybe sell eggs outside the arena the way they sell waters. That is such a good business, by the way. No, not the eggs. The water.

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We get structured to avoid this situation. We don't want to adhere to the rules, so that's fine. Your rules. We came up with it collectively to benefit everyone involved. But that's fine.

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If you could successfully sell water, honestly, and you have the right... I'm not a salesman by nature. We know this. It's like $4 for a 24-pack, something like that. You can get a 24-pack of water or even you go to a Sam's or a BJ's or a Costco or one of these big box stores as they call them, you buy a 40 pack of water, you get that for let's say $6.99.

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It's hit or miss, right? It's one of those things where if you don't know, it's just like, it might be food poisoning. Now that Tracy's okay, that we know he has food poisoning and thoughts and prayers, hopefully he recovers from the food poisoning quickly. Baseball started, and I don't know if you guys saw this, a couple stories. One of them

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Along the lines of illnesses, Mookie Betts didn't travel with the team or is not playing in the series because he has a mysterious ailment that they don't know what it is where he's lost 15 pounds. Really? I didn't know that. And hopefully everything turns out all right there, obviously.

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And I hate to say this, and I'm wondering if you guys have ever thought about this, and some of us maybe more than others.

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When you hear mysterious ailment, dropped 15 pounds in a week, something that you're not concerned will be deadly or whatever and you'll recover from whatever, and again, and I hope everything's okay and we figure out what it is and we can move forward, I immediately thought, where can I catch this? And I know that sounds terrible, but I thought, where can I get some of that?

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Because along the lines of food poisoning, there's some times that I have a situation where it's stomach,

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involved and it's like oh man like this is really bad whatever and then like two days later i'm good and i step on a scale i'm like whoa like stomach virus suits me you know i've also i can back billy up on this i like years ago it's slimming got super sick like for days puking and i lost like 10 12 pounds i got pneumonia in college same thing it was awesome and i look in the

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I mean, we could do it like, you know, I will not eat gluten. I'll go on a paleo diet. I will stay out of, you know, getting into the sugars or whatever. Or just give me a stomach bug, you know? Knock it out in three days.

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And again, hopefully everyone's okay and we recover from this and it's not serious. Hopefully we're okay if we get stomach bugs.

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If you sell it for a dollar each, you could probably jack it up to $2. You sell it for $1 each, that's $40 you made on that one pack. If you do $2, that's $80 that you can make. Now, you need to find people. You can't do $150. We all know that. You can't be on the side of the street selling bottles of water for $150. Once you start breaking it into fractions of $1, things get complicated.

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Yeah, he said if it was him... There's another baseball story that I teased and also kind of a WNBA story here because there's similar parallels to these stories. So the Marlins recently put out an ad saying that, hey, if you used to play baseball in high school or college, why don't you come out?

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We're going to have this thing where you can play against our single aid team on practice days and we'll pay you a sum of money. I think it ended up being like $150. So like former athletes or athletes that played high school, college, professional, whatever. I don't know if high school was involved.

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But you can come out and try out to be on kind of this like practice squad to play against the single A team. And then yesterday it came out where Major League Baseball said, oh, no, no, no, no. That is not going to happen. We're not just going to have a bunch of random people playing against minor leaguers. WNBA, the L.A.

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Sparks said that they were having an open tryout for a team of men to be like a practice squad to compete against, you know, the L.A. Sparks. And then that was met with a lot of creepy comments on Instagram. And then people like Cameron Brink on the team came on and said, I don't I'm not so sure that I like this idea. Very icky.

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Well, Skeens is pitching, so it's going to be a tough one. That's a matchup, by the way. I don't know. Matchup of the year. Yeah, I'm not here to be selling tickets for the Marlins, but opening day, Samuel Contra and Paul Skeens is going to be electric. After that, I don't know. It might take an hour and a half. Yeah. Oh, you know what?

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And the reports are that the Rays can't even sell out the Yankee spring training facility where they're playing the entire season. Only 11,000 tickets need to be sold. Yeah, like, there's a lot going on in the baseball ticket sales world at the moment. And the bananas are, like, taking a victory lap on the Rays. I'm... Look, I'm growing tired of the Savannah Bananas.

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Oh, my God.

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People just keep driving by you. But if you have the wherewithal to do it and go out there and sell that water, that's The ROI on that, Dan.

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No, we're not the only. ones I'm telling you this is a thing and by the way you want to talk about selling out a football stadium how about the World Series down in Miami two different times they sold out 1997 to 2003 67,000 people stick that in your pipe and smoke it banana ball with your 65

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I eat banana balls. You're running around wearing capes, actual capes. Look at that dimension. That left field wall is 120 feet away. Get out of here, right field wall.

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Let's see where he's going with this whole banana ball thing.

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Then the kids are confused. They go to a real game and they're like, hey, where's all the fireworks? Where's the pitcher on stilts? Exactly right. Where's the guy with the cage?

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He's an abject lie. He's not here to take a quiz.

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I think that a lot of people focus on the main things, right? Where you have a situation, and I've been down this path before. You have the situation like the eggs. Everybody buys eggs. Or you have things that's like, wow, this now costs like $12 before it was $10. The ones that really add up are the things that were like...

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multiples for a dollar things that were like a matter of cents and now it's a lot so like produce or produce fruits are things we talked about a lot i've been on the lime case a long time everybody knows that i've been on this lime situation a lot here where you know sometimes you can get nine limes for a dollar other times you can get you know three limes for a dollar and you essentially are tripling the price you say oh what's a lime 33 cents yeah

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Yeah, but when it was $0.08 a week ago, that's a huge increase in price. So that's where you guys, if you're out there and you're the consumers and you're shopping, keep an eye on the small ticket items because that's how they get you and that's how these things start adding up. I remember when a blow pop used to be a quarter.

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If I were to go buy a blow pop now at a gas station, I bet you that that would be damn near $0.75 at least. That is three times the price. And you think, well, it's still less than a dollar. Yeah, but before I could get four for a dollar. Now I can get one for a dollar.

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It's Thomas Bryant calling for the ball in the post. Do you want to make fun of me, Dan?

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always okay so when when we were when we were talking about limes a minute ago i got very confused because sometimes we have guests that are joining us and they're just kind of like sitting in the zoom and they're on the monitor right so like they'll hear what it is that we're talking about and we don't have a guest scheduled right now right but i looked up and i was confused at which monitor i was looking at and i just saw ronde barber nodding along to everything that i was saying

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And it's because Rondé Barber is on another show. On the golf channel. I was like, Rondé is really in on this whole Lyme talk right now. I didn't even know he was on the show today. And I was just totally confused. I'm old.

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So the Dodgers, spoiler alert, I don't know if this is the fan base that records baseball games and goes home and watches them later in the day. But if you are, spoiler alert here, upcoming. Don't get mad at us. This isn't a White Lotus situation. This game was already played. So the Dodgers and the Cubs kicked off the season at 6 a.m.

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today and they finished the game before we even started our workday. And yesterday, Dodgers ended up winning, spoiler alert, Dodgers ended up winning 4-1 over the Cubs. They have another game tomorrow, again, at 6 a.m. So if you're up at 6 a.m., you could watch it. Or I don't think you can even listen to it. Did Boot go to Japan to cover the game?

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I was wondering that. I think the broadcasters are doing it all remote. Oh, that's whack. Oh, wow. Lame. I heard Bonetti was on the call. I'm not sure if he was there, though. I felt so bad for Bonetti. He's such a great guest, and he was so good last week. And then I saw the Fox promotional thing where they put out the headshots of all the broadcasters that are going to be working on the show.

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And I don't know if... they provide their own headshots or if Fox takes the headshots for them. But poor Jason Bonetti. Bad headshot? Well, it's not that it's a bad headshot. It's that every single person who took their headshot and provided it to Fox for their broadcasting, you know, games, teams this year, whatever.

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By the way, if you're interested in baseball broadcasting Friday, I'm going to be doing another game for FIU. Just a quick aside. During March Madness.

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I had it on Hulu on my phone and I was listening to the audio while I was driving. It was probably not smart. Anyway, so Jason Bonetti, friend of the show, dare I say, at this point in time. Everybody takes their professional headshots. They're looking head-on, big smile, whatever. Bonetti is looking off to the side like if he's on the poster for Step Brothers.

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So the poor guy, no one told him, send us a headshot where you're looking head-on. So everyone is looking straight at the camera except poor Bonetti who just looks confused as though he doesn't know where the camera is because he's looking off in a different direction. And I feel like if you're putting together this promotional stuff, you have to reach out to him and be like, look –

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Jason, this is what we're doing this year. Try to send us one of those or just take another headshot where you're looking straight on. No one bothered to tell him. Everyone, Eric Karros, Dontrell Willis, everyone looking straight ahead except poor Jason Bonetti.

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Just in general.

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Like you're going to see a wiener?

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I feel like there's a thing called consent.

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Can we make a show rule? Because here's the problem. Everybody is watching at their own pace, right? So are we just... Not allowed to watch until everyone in the world has watched it and discussed it. Can we say like, hey, you know what? Moving forward, Wednesdays we will discuss the happenings of the Sunday night shows.

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And if you don't want to know what happened on the Sunday night show, watch it before Wednesday or we're going to skip it on Wednesday. Spoiler Wednesday seems like a perfectly reasonable thing. Monday is a bit aggressive for a show that's on at 9 or 10 o'clock at night. I understand why people wouldn't have seen it.

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And people got mad at us when we discussed White Lotus, I think on a Tuesday or Wednesday last week. But if we let them know, hey, if you want to watch this with us, it's like a book club. If you want to watch this with us, our visual book club.

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Wednesdays we will have our Visual Book Club where we will be discussing the happenings of these two shows that we have been discussing and that are relevant in pop culture. I learned the hard way when I accidentally ruined the finale of Survivor, of all things, like two years ago in which I thought

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I was the only person still watching Survivor and I said, oh no, a lot of people are still watching Survivor.

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Spoiler Wednesday seems like a fair compromise. Dan, do you like Spoiler Wednesday where we can talk about the Sunday show?

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I did, but I was excited because it was a girl from Miami D and she ended up, spoiler alert, she ended up winning the whole thing. And I thought that, you know, like if you watch Survivor and you're watching the finale, that's something that you watch the day of.

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I think Wednesday's a good cutoff for us to talk about specifically White Lotus and Righteous Gemstones because they're both on Sunday.

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And we watch those shows. So I feel like Wednesday is an appropriate amount of time. You've had Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday to catch up. And if not, then check out that. We'll put it in the label. This is where we're going to talk about this show. This is our book club.

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For example, we can't talk about how the masseuse was murdered until tomorrow.

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but like when you do independent films that's always kind of been how it works right like you never really make a ton of money off of independent movies and if you're the director and you direct an independent film with such a claim that's how you kind of get your name out there and then you move on to less artful projects where you make the money like now he'll be doing a spider-man movie or something in the future and he'll make 800 zillion dollars and you know what you sell out but you make all your money you made your art you win your award and then you go on and make all the money

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Tom Cruise plays roles that are 6'6". He's 5'6".

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Yeah, we've organized, we've ranked, and we've informed the 64 teams that made the tournament. So they'll know, and fan voting will start, I believe we're trying to go along Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 64, not 68. Well, yeah, because then we'd have to add an extra round. Dan, you don't want to know the logistics of this whole thing. Trust me. I really don't.

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Anywho, so here's another one of our submissions. I'm not going to tell you the number or the rankings, but this is another submission to the tournament. When, again, was asked, why should you watch a game with Dan?

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So if you'd like, we have another one here again. The question was, why should you watch the game with Dan or why are you the show's biggest fan? And here is another submission.

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Did you guys see that there was a controversy with South Alabama over the weekend? Okay, so what happened was is UC Riverside had committed to being in the CBI tournament, which is a third tournament. So therefore, they were left out of the NIT tournament because of their commitment to the CBI tournament.

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So because UC Riverside had already committed to that tournament, the NIT needed another school. So they invited South Alabama to participate in the NIT tournament. Now, what happened was UC Riverside was then able to get out of their commitment to the CBI tournament.

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So the NIT tournament rescinded their invitation to South Alabama after inviting them and informing the players that they would be part of the NIT tournament.

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And the CDC is the Center for Disease Control.

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Well, you can also just wait like three weeks. You just make the appointment and you wait.

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There were no appointments. I drove to the Keys when I needed to renew my passport. Made a day out of it.

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You guys need to know a person.

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You know a person, then they tell you which one you go to, and you go to, like, someone. You know, you drive, like, 25 minutes in there. It's next to, like, a post office. You go in and out.

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T on a mobile from the Bay Area. Calling to let you know, I think blueberries are awful. By far the worst berry.

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We do. And they have been informed via email today that they have made the tournament and they've gotten the next prompt. So should they should the fans vote for them to make it to the next round? They have a deadline that has been set. They need to send their follow up video. And then if they moved on, we will have their video so that they can move forward.

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Now, our our competition committee met and. This is a 16 seed in one of the regions. And I'm going to, full disclosure here, tell you that when we were talking, there was a number of criteria that were met. There was the quad wins, the quad losses, all of that, right?

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But this one kind of got through, if I'm being completely honest with you, because we could not figure out if this man is just exceptionally tall or if he was standing on a chair the entire time.

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I mean, you get the gist of it, but he says he's the biggest fan and his head is nearly hitting the ceiling. So we said, you know what? This is up for the fans to decide if this is actually the biggest fan or not. But he seems to be a giant, that man.

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Well, he's a sexist, obviously.

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That's true.

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Let's be real. He's going to be bouncing the first round because the number one seed against him is a monster.

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This is so much work and ways for them to get bounced in one game.

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Do you think that tall people that are bad at basketball feel worse?

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Because there's just this assumption like, you know what? Because I'm sure they get it all the time. Oh, you should have played basketball. Yeah, but I can't because I'm unathletic and my body is a waste. Respectfully.

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And they lost their last game that they had. They won.

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Yes. He does not care about that team either. We're going to be perfectly honest.

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I think one of the weird things about the North Carolina thing too, right, is that this is like one of those weird like play-ins that they become an 11 seed. So they're not even necessarily one of the best 64, but if they then win, they're like worst case the 44th best team.

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Yeah, from what I came out yesterday, it seemed like he had a nosebleed and he started throwing up. He was quartzitis, throwing up on the court. There was a delay. And yeah, unfortunately... He's been dealing with a lot of stuff, so we shouldn't make light of the situation.

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So I also want to apologize for anyone that may have taken offense to my actions earlier and may have been negatively impacted by what I said. And, you know, I represent the Block M here as well, and I don't want to... I don't want to really be representing things that way, so I'm sorry.

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Yeah, on the court.

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what i'm just saying look michigan might not have wanted that representing their big 10 player of the week and they said hey you represent the block m yeah without him without him no one would associate michigan and cocaine i think the funny thing about his apology right is like the people that would have been offended by what he was doing you'd then have to explain to them what he was doing and why they should be offended by what he was doing right like

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So if he's like, oh, think of the children. It's like, so you're going to sit down children? You're going to explain cocaine use to children and why this is a problematic action by him?

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This is behind the bit.

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John Amici was a former NBA player and just a very intellectual man who, I don't want to say doesn't have a sense of humor because I don't think that's fair to John, but John takes himself more seriously than we would take ourselves, I would say. And John Amici is someone who would probably not be hanging out in the same circles as Stu Gatz. per se, so he's a very well-read man.

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He wasn't knighted officially, but he has a British royal title of sorts and just is into very smart things that go above the heads of all of us.

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So we thought, let's play a game and waste Jon's time and have him try to figure out what it is that Stugatz, who's not well-read, what he's trying to say mid-sentence, mid-thought. Sometimes he just ejects in the middle of the word. Sometimes he just mispronounces words.

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So what we would do is we would save a bunch of clips of Stugatz just not saying words the right way, and then horrify John Amici, who speaks perfect English. And John was terrible at this game. And I think he was frustrated because, you know, as an NBA player, as someone who's a successful businessman,

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He has succeeded at many things in life, and this is just one that we knew he was not going to succeed at. And I think it drove him nuts that this dumb game always got the best of him. And it was really unfair. I mean, some of the words that we would play for him are four or five syllable words that Stugatz would condense down into one syllable and then move on to his next train of thought.

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So John never really stood a chance in this game.

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Yeah, that's true, Dan. So yesterday, Lehman and I got tickets to Unrivaled, courtesy of DraftKings. It was the final. So we had to drive all the way to Medley, which is not a short drive in rush hour traffic. And Lehman turned on his favorite Knicks podcast because the Knicks were playing the Heat last night at Madison Square Garden.

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And we turned it on to the Knicks film school, I think it's called. And Jeremy was the guest there. And so we turned it on and I was like, oh, you know, it'll be a short drive. We'll listen to 20 minutes of this. Well, no, it was it took like an hour and a half to get to Medley, which is like west of Doral. Like it's not close.

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And so I listened to an entire hour of Jeremy break down the Miami heat in the car while we sat in traffic in the baking hot afternoon sun.

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I want to do the bit and say, no, you're annoying. But actually, when he's not being interrupted and purposely being annoying, it was pretty informative, I hate to say.

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Yeah, well, Jeremy actually was 100% correct in his analysis of when the Heat lose every game. Jeremy, if you want to jump in here so I don't get it wrong. It's not that they're like... starting out the games in their ass the entire four quarters. They're actually playing well, and then they sort of lose the plot in the second quarter and then get blown out in the third quarter.

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Spoh, Jeremy, Cortez, you, which, who?

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Why are you like this? You were so normal on that one. I'm sorry.

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Better time than ever. Dan, I feel like you could just jump on the Pacers bandwagon. Like, no one's going to judge you for it.

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I think third's probably more stressful than second, though.

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Yeah, so the vinyl upset the Owls in the semifinal. So last night was Rose versus vinyl and the Rose won. It's Chelsea Gray's team. She was the MVP of the final game. It was a lot of fun. Like you said, it's a made for TV event because it's not in a huge arena. It's in like a soundstage. And there's not I don't know the total seat count, but it's very small.

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But the in arena atmosphere is actually really fun. And there are tons of fans there. It was just a really like entertaining environment. Tons of celebrities there. Dwayne Wade and Gabby Union were there. Asia Wilson was there. Francis Tiafoe was there. There's a lot of celebrities courtside watching the final last night. So it was really fun. I think that.

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Basketball itself has been really fun to watch because it's three on three, but it's not half court three on three. It's like a condensed like two thirds court. They have a target score, fourth quarter ending. So every game ends on a buzzer beater, a game winning shot, which is really exciting. The pace of play is really fast because it's three on three. So they're constantly running the court.

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And so it's been really fun to watch. It's been fun to watch the sort of crossover teammate. Teammates that have never played together before coming together and playing together on a team like this in this small setting is cool. So I think fans have really enjoyed it, especially because usually in the WNBA offseason, your favorite players are abroad. You might not get to watch all their games.

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And so this has been on TV a couple nights a week and has been easy to follow. And there's tons of you know, engagement coming out of it. And I think from what I understand, the players feel like, you know, they're getting like an ownership stake in the league. So they feel like a sense of ownership over it and like making it fun for the fans.

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And I think you can really tell that like this is a fun thing to get people engaged and get people excited about. It made me really excited for the start of the WNBA season.

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No, actually they make it really feel like it's an arena. It's just not, you know, it's not like 20,000 people. It's like a thousand people or whatever it is. But like the, there are some really bad in arena DJs and entertainment in basketball. I will not name names, but whoever they have doing all of the in-game stuff for Unrivaled is very good at it.

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So like, it doesn't feel like you're on a TV set at all. It actually just feels like you're in a small arena. I've been to a number of,

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college basketball games in the last year and this unrivaled in stadium or in arena was much more lively and exciting and was like a fraction of the number of people that have been at those games so I really enjoyed it I didn't know what to expect because it is not a lot of people and and like the farthest seat from the court is I think they said 20 feet away like it's really really close um

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But the energy is great. I mean, three-on-three basketball is really fun. I enjoyed watching it during the Olympics this past summer. So I was a little bit familiar with how the pace of play works. But this is not quite the same rules as that. This is more of a full-court experience. So I just really enjoyed it.

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Chelsea Gray is, I think, the perfect athlete for this format because she's so good at shot creation. She can shoot from anywhere on the court. She can pass really well. And so I think it was very fitting that her team won And she was the MVP. Angel Reese was out last night because she re-injured her wrist, I believe. But she was the defensive player of the year and unrivaled.

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And so that was, you know, she helped that team get to the championship game. So it's a bummer that she wasn't there. But I think, you know, it just sort of highlights different characteristics of players that maybe don't always come out in five-on-five basketball and really shows how different skills are more important there.

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And being able to play two ways in three-on-three is super important because you're constantly hustling back and forth. It's an 18-second shot clock. It's moving really, really fast. You're just running up and down the court constantly.

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Jeremy said like maybe award shows fit in that category because I think like the reason sports are unique is because you obviously don't want to know who wins it like after it happens. Like if you don't watch it live, then it gets spoiled for you and other things don't.

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So you can watch it on your own time unless you're listening to this show and you haven't seen The Righteous Gemstones or White Lotus yet, in which case it will get spoiled for you on Monday morning.

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But I think you did.

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It would have been better if I didn't know it was coming. But I knew it was coming and I was like, there's going to be a penis soon. And then I saw it and I was like, well, I knew that was going to happen. I was still like, huh, oh my God. But it would have been different if I didn't know. Anyways, I think Unrivaled is different though, Dan, because it's a limited... It's a limited season.

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It's not the full year. It's very small, and I think it works for what they're trying to create. I think that if the WNBA went to empty arenas and empty stadiums and no one was watching it, yeah, that would matter, and it would suck for fans. I think the reason that the WNBA has been so exciting the last few years is because they have been packing arenas.

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They've been breaking attendance records in various cities. So I think having fans at the games does still really matter to the television.

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Name one good hitter on the Marlins. How would he know what a good hitter is?

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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat

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Speaking of heyday in journalism, there was a Yale Review story that I saw yesterday that said Vanity Fair's heyday. And the guy in it, Graydon Carter, for 25 years was the editor there and made $166,000 per article that he wrote. And he wrote like three articles a year and was just raking in cash.

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That was the heyday of journalism.

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That's got to be a bottom bracket, though. Those things suck.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

You're listening to DraftKings Network.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Oh, it's been awesome. i've loved every second of it there's been really cool documentaries about all of these different uh it's parts of it there's been documentaries on music and random seasons of the show and then they had a concert on friday night that was insane some of the performances and then the sketch show on sunday was great because it did fan service you

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Not every sketch was perfect, but they combined some old sketches together. They brought out new people. They included modern-day celebrities and old sketches. I thought it was really a perfect weekend to celebrate 50 years of a show that changed comedy forever with the people who went through it.

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I mean, We're the influencer generation, right, that we're looking at right now. Like you just got a bunch of young people who have been told rise and grind, hustle, go get yours. That's all that matters in our modern culture. Why would we expect it to be any different for a bunch of dudes in the NBA?

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Are you questioning the effort of players while they're on the court in the regular season?

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Jimmy Butler is the only guy that we've had any sort of narrative about about the actual effort when he's on the floor during the regular season. The other guys we're talking about with load management is a different thing.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Do you think that starting pitchers try in Major League Baseball? Because they only go five innings now.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

677.712

We're 100,000 square feet. You have no knowledge of Biloxi. You just went with a city that you thought might have a small convention center.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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That's a separate thing. So the small convention center in Biloxi houses a coliseum.

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Hour 1: Perception Is Not Reality

224.406

We're just gonna let Dick's Rough Riders go.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

1164.264

This is the Dan Leventhal Show with the Stugats.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Das Gute ist, dass er sich wählen wird.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

147.382

Willst du etwas verrücktes über Doug Gottlieb erzählen? Also er ist der Head Coach eines College Basketball Teams und wir sind in der Mitte der College Basketball-Saison. Er war bei Radio Row. In the middle of his college basketball season. He does a daily show. I know, but he should be coaching his team. You can do that remotely. We were walking around Radio Rome.

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We saw that the set was all set up for the Doug Gottlieb show. You should probably be with your team right now, I would think, in the middle of the season. I know that this is the biggest place, but you have this other commitment. Maybe do the show from a studio at least in the same town or have someone there and do it remotely.

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Was glaubst du, hat er am Konventionenzentrum gemacht?

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Okay. I don't know. Did you ask him how much it would be?

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Oh boy. And then what went through your head? Because you said, how do I know an airboat captain? Never been in these parts.

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Er hat nicht ohne Socken gespielt. Es ist klar, dass Walter Payton die eigentliche Fußseite seines Socks ausgeschnitten hat. Er hat nicht ohne Socken gespielt. Er hat nicht mit Leggings gespielt, die wie Socken gepaintert wurden.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Just do a Google image search for Walter Payton and see if you can find any photos of him running around without socks. They don't exist.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Maybe it wasn't Jared Payton.

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Jared Payton kommt vermutlich tatsächlich an, weil ich vermute, dass du diese Person für ihre Telefonnummer gefragt hast. Jared Payton kommt an. Weiß die Person, die ankommen, die Geschichte?

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The setup for the Doug Gottlieb show, in fairness, I didn't actually see him there. I just saw the set was all set up for his show and I was kind of like... Should he just be off for a week from coaching his team in the middle of the season?

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Did he say my father's Walter Payton? Yes. Or did he just say my father played without socks? We need to quiz him.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Not pretending, you're trying to sow seeds of division here that I'm not going to allow. This is how you tried to break apart the Payton family and it's not going to happen here.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Nein, ich meine, es ist für jemanden. Vielleicht nicht für mich, aber es ist für jemanden. Jemand kriegt etwas daraus, also bin ich nicht hier, um anderen Leuten zu schlagen, was auch immer das Wort ist.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Great MVP trophy for the Orange Bowl. Just filled with oranges. Incredible.

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It's very possible. I'm going to look into this.

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Unprofessional. Very professional for one job, unprofessional for the other. Either way.

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Ich habe gerade EW geschrieben.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Was willst du, dass ich das tue? Ich will wirklich nur über Orange-Juice fragen. Du sprichst von der Orange Bowl und Syracuse Orange. Bist du ein Juice-Man?

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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My dad's a tuned liquid man, by the way. Coffee and beer. If you ever juice your own orange juice, surprising how useless oranges are. You gotta juice like eight oranges to get a glass of orange juice. It's incredibly wasteful. They don't produce any juice. That's why the price of orange juice is when you go to some restaurant, it's like $4. This seems steep.

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It's like, no, that was like 12 oranges to make that one glass of orange juice.

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I'm a juice man and I'm concerned about this economy and the fruits.

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Ich nehme ein bisschen Freiheit hier mit Billy's Defense, weil ich nicht weiß, wo das geht.

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Wir sind auf dieser Reise zusammen.

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Und ich werde es nicht wieder tun, weil ich es schon ein paar Mal gemacht habe. Lime ist aus der Kontrolle. Aus der Kontrolle. Ja. Zwiebeln gehen runter.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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No, I'm telling you, you'll get like two shot glasses with three oranges. They're surprisingly useless. And there's also specific oranges that are made for juicing. Like you have to look up which oranges should I buy for juicing because I guess they're juicier than other oranges because some Clementines get out of here.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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I was using a juicer, a machine that's made to juice this orange. You put it on the thing, it goes, and then it shoots it out. Pulp is a problem, if we're going to be honest with you. The pulp gets in the way, so then you have to go after every couple of things. You take out all the pulp, because that starts clogging up the juicing machine. Are you on?

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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You could probably put it inside your mouth like you do with Zins. We're pulp people.

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Wait, hold on a second. How are you planning on juicing this orange with your bare hands.

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You just said you'd feed 30 people.

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It's shocking how little juice comes out of oranges. My wife is getting sick or whatever and she's like, I would like some fresh orange juice. You call a place and it's $4.99. That seems like a lot. I could buy a juicer on Amazon for $14 and just juice these oranges myself. Und dann merke ich, wie schnell du durch diese Orangen fliegst. Sie fangen dich mit diesen kleinen Kuppen an.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Mit Orangen-Juice.

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Wenn du nach dem Frühstück gehst. Und wenn da Pulp drin ist, ist es wirklich nur die Juice in der Juice. Weißt du, was ich meine? Es ist wie Eis. Pulp ist Eis für Orangen-Juice.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Was ist das?

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I think the price is up because there's like a bird flu and they had to kill a bunch of the chickens so there's less supply.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

2598.46

Really?

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Classic chicken or an egg situation, it sounds like. Mike's chicken.

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So it's very hard to advise you.

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327.968

Warte, kann ich Greg Cody ein bisschen mehr Backstory geben? Weil ich weiß nicht, ich weiß nicht die Geschichte, ich weiß nicht den Gäste. Ich weiß, dass, als wir eine andere Konversation separat von diesem hatten, es irgendwie verbunden wurde, wo wir darüber sprachen, ob Walter Payton Fußball in Socken gespielt hat.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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It was, and we found a lot of pictures of him in socks. Dan is racist.

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So whose judgment are we following?

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Can we tell Roy? Wait, which race did you offend?

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Oh, that's great then.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Well, okay. Does the guest that's coming on know that they were a victim of your racism? Or are they finding out that you were racist towards them live?

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Okay, so if the person's willing to come on, it could be not that bad? Or the person could be kind of coming on to publicly end you?

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

446.735

Es klingt so, als ob du es wirklich rassistisch möchtest, und die Person sagt, nein, das war cool, und du sagst, nein, bitte, mach mich rassistisch.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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You're setting this up like you burned a cross at someone's lawn.

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649.573

It empowers me. When I see that app... You just want to start sending people money.

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695.34

Really?

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Yeah. You know, the ins and outs. So I like you. You're an old dog that does learn new tricks. You know, I do. Tricking it.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

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Es klingt, als wäre es nur ein Bartop-Tafel.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

852.812

Wow, ich bin immer noch sehr verwirrt. Was hast du ihm gefragt? Wo ist da ein Bad?

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894.908

Hattest du diese Entschuldigung?

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

915.905

So, Jared Payton's coming on to do what exactly?

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Oh, now I'm against it.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

934.009

Maybe he meant he didn't wear socks around the house.

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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist

940.352

Out of the way, peasants! My wife needs to urinate! Deflection. Even though my wife is a woman, so she doesn't use the bathroom.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

110.876

Yeah, in Greg's defense, Shadow Show is different. It's just us kind of, the concept was we stroll in and it's like, we're getting ready for the show. Greg's just getting ready with his tumid bag and his laptop.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

1385.06

Du wärst schrecklich im Krieg, ehrlich gesagt. Du wärst schrecklich im Krieg. Du gehst, du highfivest deine Feinde im Konkurs.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

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That's not banter. For the podcast audience, we're watching two guys punch ten smaller guys.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

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I have no idea where he is. I saw the same email. It was news to me. And then I also saw that he is now working on Thursday, which throws off our recordings for later this week. I haven't gotten a heads up. No clue where he is. I also, not to, you know, put anyone's business out there, also was told that, you know, we have someone that helps with weekend observations.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

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What? I don't see them. There's Hooters. There's Hooters on South Beach. They're everywhere. Just drive around. Hooters is still, thank God, an American institution. Hooters is tame compared to Instagram, to be honest with you.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

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Hooters is tame compared to Instagram. Before you went to Hooters, I was like, blah, blah, boom. I also got like... Now you go on Instagram and it's like, whoa.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

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Wie oft hast du das gemacht?

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

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And I was told that person did not get a heads up. So that person did weekend observations and did not know that it was for nothing.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

199.919

It's possible that that's not entirely complete yet, though, because this person did get the heads up last night via email. But I think that work was being done earlier in the day, just unaware that it was not necessary for today.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

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I'm trying. I'm trying to keep things back to how they were.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

2275.13

Yeah, doesn't look like a Bob. Well, his name is Robert. Bob is just his nickname. Like a Billy William Guillermo situation.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

2282.056

Das könnte es sein. Schaut es euch an. Robert James Ritchie. Das klingt wie Robert James.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

2291.044

Das mache ich auch.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

2746.92

But yeah, he's part of the problem. He's part of why it's become what it is.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

2765.132

Er hätte eigentlich jemanden, der da sein wollte, da sein wollen. Das ist das Schlimmste. Du willst nicht da sein. Niemand will da sein. Aber du nimmst den Niveau von ich will nicht da sein zum nächsten Niveau. Und du kostest Menschen, die da sein wollen, die Möglichkeit. Wenn seine Anker wirklich schmerzen, dann klingst du wie ein Jerk.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

2789.33

Because his body is aging like the rest of everyone else's bodies.

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

315.759

In Fairness, when the players don't care about playing the games, why should the fans care about watching the games?

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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA

835.125

Also, like, I don't think you should be telling people out loud your premeditating crimes.

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Hour 2: The NBA Cup & Too Much College Football (feat. Amin Elhassan and Roy Wood Jr.)

104.134

Hold on. It's just us here. You don't need to put on a front.

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Hour 2: The NBA Cup & Too Much College Football (feat. Amin Elhassan and Roy Wood Jr.)

1183.708

Well, you know, well, yeah, you know. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.

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Hour 2: The NBA Cup & Too Much College Football (feat. Amin Elhassan and Roy Wood Jr.)

158.564

I'm not mad. I'm congratulating you on getting one over. You did it. You're there. Vegas. You got a rope. Expense it. Ramp that.

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Hour 2: The NBA Cup & Too Much College Football (feat. Amin Elhassan and Roy Wood Jr.)

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Tomorrow is that yeah? Oh is that is that right line? Yeah? Couldn't help but why you were in New York last week for another company party.

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We have a lot of parties around here We have a cup a two-parter tomorrow, and I was also told and this is betraying a confidence It's also true the video team gave themselves a departmental company holiday party as well Dan just paid for a night out amongst friends because they go out with each other every day anyways oh

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You'll get the bill. Party's forever. Left and right.

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Don't plant the flag.

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Billy, bring us home. I'm going to go with Lions minus six and a half over the Bears. We told you last week, this is a game the Lions have to lose. That's why we took the Bills over the Lions plus two and a half at the time. Sure enough, the Bills won. Lions lost the game they needed to lose. Dan Campbell said as much today. He said, you know what?

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We needed that one, and we're going to get back on track. There's no team to get back on track with better than the Bears. Bears are a horrible, terrible team. The Lions are going to maul the Bears. That's back.

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That's how you justify this. Just throw out some random stats no one's going to look into. No one's going to look into Shane Gilchrist Alexander stats. He's making anything up.

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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukas Podcast. Amin. Yes. It's Billy Gill, co-worker. Hello. In Miami. How's it going? You did it. You got one over on Dan. Got to send you to Vegas for this Mickey Mouse cup that they got going on there. Good to just play around. I see you in a robe, sunglasses. Spa. Probably drinking on the company dime. And maybe you go to a Thunder game. Maybe you don't.

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So lay up, Dan. Basketball.

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If you kill the cow, then we can't get any more milk.

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Where do you stand on the big debate that's going on now? People say that something as prestigious as the Emirates NBA Cup shouldn't be a one-game sample. It should be a best-of-seven.

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Who knows what differences it make. You did it. Congrats.

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We respect the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. No. Okay? Pop-Tart doesn't get off Tostitos. It's going to get there, though.

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Folks, listen up. Smirnoff knows there's no I in football. Football's a we thing, an experience that is best joined together with good drinks and good folks. Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka and is the official vodka partner of the NFL. And this year, there are more opportunities to watch football and make delicious Smirnoff cocktails than ever before over the holiday season.

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From Thanksgiving to Black Friday and Christmas, Smirnoff and the NFL are with you every step of the way. So this holiday season, when you're enjoying the game and your cocktails, please make sure you drink responsibly. Take a minute, make a plan, never drive impaired. Smirnoff, we do game days.

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Commercial music. We're going to get in trouble. Oh, please.

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Battleshits. If this is late at night and I'm not trying to wake up my wife, I'm an E8 kind of guy.

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Yeah. Depends where the water is. I live in the 8-9 zone. What? Well, in the middle. Not at the top. I'm not peeing on the rim. But I'm trying to hit the side of the wall. That is the aiming space.

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Because it's not loud. I don't want the...

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Well, that's, I think, the women I don't think play this game. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.

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Today's episode is sponsored by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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Yeah, do the whole story again. Do it again, do it again. Do the whole story again. Number two, Tony, number two. I think there were three all of a sudden. There's a pitter-patter on the roof. You looked around a wall.

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Full circle.

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Foles circle. Did I not say it? I think I get it. Because he didn't get to win the Super Bowl like Foles did.

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We told you this last week that this was a must lose for both teams and that one of them was going to get adversity of this. And Dan Campbell today on 97.1, the ticket said, quote, this is exactly what we needed. Sometimes you got to get punched in the mouth and remember what it used to be like to really appreciate where you are. And we'll do that.

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In fairness to Dan, Tony knew that in August. He just didn't tell us. That's right.

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Let's not hitch our wagon to Tony. Yeah, we're not doing that. I think we need to strap ourselves. That's how we ended up out of ESPN.

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There is. It's called Miss Congeniality 2, colon, armed and fabulous. Gracie Hunt was never thrilled to have to go undercover as a competitor in a beauty pageant. Now Gracie, who works for the FBI, is dealing with some very public attention thanks to her waltz down the runway. Her overnight celebrity does not impress her new partner, Regina King.

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But the pair has to put aside their differences when one of Gracie's former beauty queen pals, Heather Burns, turns up missing and the FBI is put on the case.

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There is a pageant. She's in a pageant dress on the cover.

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I'll be out and out of this one. Yeah, let's do that next week. Do it on the 25th. That's a good idea, Billy. I'm free on the 25th.

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Jessica, wait a minute. I understand. Wait. He played 17 of his songs today. Wait a minute.

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He is working really hard today. Is he trying to get a record deal? Like, what are we doing? Because, like, these used to be, like, funny. Like, oh, this person. It used to be Taylor. Like, no one could sing. This is a fun, like, you're bad at singing. Are you trying to get a record deal? What's happening here?

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I didn't hear it.

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I don't even remember that one.

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70,000 people are here, and Bob Dylan is the reason for it. Inspired by the true story.

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Yeah. Rose, did you know Travis Homer's a bear? What? Got it.

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It's the time to get hurt, too, headed into the playoffs.

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Yeah. Now you have three, four weeks to get healthy.

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Montgomery's out for the year. But is it the full year? It's never a good time for that.

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That's for later.

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Leading the witness here. Exactly. What happened is exactly right, Stu Gutz. What happened here...

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Well, I would say there's been on camera a number of incidents already. It wasn't just once this weekend. So that's, I think, where people may be coming from. Also, like, Shannon Sharp has gone through the NFL like he has experience in this area, you would think. So I'm not saying that they're necessarily judging him, but they may be telling him, hey, this is what I went through just so you know.

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Also, aside just from the Travis Hunter of it, like. Most people are not with who they were with when they were 20 years old. Statistically.

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Also, Travis Hunter was the number one high school prospect going into college.

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I also, on the record, want to say, I love love.

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Well, I mean, can I share the details? It's on, like, the DL, isn't it? Well, we might as well. I mean, we need people to go donate toys. So can I share the details that I am aware of?

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Yeah, Christmas snuck. up on us.

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Yeah, the same every year.

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Are you sure that was Fuentes? Because he's not one to take accountability for not remembering things. Right. Well, it's that time of year, Dan. I mean...

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I guess I don't understand what's so dangerous about it and why it's different for Travis Hunter than anyone else in a relationship going through the same thing throughout history.

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If I could tell you how many people that are strangers to me have come up to me, fans of the show, and said, you should get divorced.

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How many, Billy? Too many to shake a stick at.

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Well, the thing is, though, is that we're there at 10. And I don't think the restaurant's even open at 10. And there's also two Flanigans there, right? There's the restaurant, and then there's Big Daddy's. Are we outside of Big Daddy's, or are we outside of Flanigans? Because the locations... Big Daddy's is Big Daddy's. Come to a bar and give us a toy at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday.

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It's kind of like... Do people have toys in their cars that are going to be at a bar at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday, or are we sending people and hope that they're not working? And in which case, are we asking unemployed people to give us toys at a bar on a Tuesday? Maybe the locations, it's like... We're gonna send people to a trap house next? What are we doing?

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Oh, no.

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The only thing I would say about voting him number one is that of the 901 first place votes, he got six, which is not 6%. It's 0.6%.

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Let me hear it again.

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Cam Ward had six first place votes. Travis Hunter had 552. I do not think 546 people were swayed by that play.

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You guys know that... What happened? Nah, I'm too late. Nah, I've just bailed on it. Well said. Nah, it's just, you know, my brain froze. Travis Homer's still in the NFL. I'll leave. It's that time of year. Yeah, I'm just going to go home for the year. But what happened? I'll see you guys next year.

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Well, because I was positive it was Travis Homer and then there was Travis Hunter and I'm like, I'm going to say the name wrong so I'm just going to say nothing and you guys normally just like, you're an idiot and you keep talking and then no one spoke. Yeah, and then it became awkward, and I figured, well, someone's going to make it less awkward.

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No, it wasn't yours. Dan, really.

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I heard that, too. That's why I'm distracted.

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The problem, though, is like Tony likes Flanagan. So there's also the chance that like Tony forgets the mission that he's on and he's just hanging out at Flanagan's.

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I mean, I don't know if Flanagan's famous for their breakfast.

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They open at 11 at the latest. It says closed right now. Lunch menu. Opens at 11. Thank you. So he'll be there for an hour pre-open. If you guys want to pre-game there in the parking lot, maybe stand in line. Yeah, tailgate for the opening. Toy gate. There's a toy gate.

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I'm going to look to see what time Big Daddy's opens. It never closes. I mean.

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But the perfume cologne is under the elementary school list. Yeah, that's odd.

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I have a question for all of the fans out there as we're learning about the toy drive. So is it ending when the show ends or can they go to Flanagan's later in the day and we'll collect it later if we're not there?

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No, it's not defense. It's information. Guys, people are at work at this time. If they want to help after they get out of work, I'm trying to find out if there's a way for them to do so.

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And then the follow-up to that question is... I then saw the chimpanzees and you were just talking about ostriches eating everything and you find screws and whatever. And on a previous visit to the zoo, I told you I saw someone throw some ice cream to a chimpanzee because they asked for it. And I noticed this time when I saw the chimpanzees,

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There's now a speaker with Ron McGill's voice blasting, saying, do not throw anything to the chimpanzees or we will prosecute you and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law in both English and Spanish on a nonstop loop. Is that good for the mental health of these chimpanzees hearing your voice over and over and over again?

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Hey, you sold that car yet?

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Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.

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Just like that?

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in the morning? I was going to say, not many people are eating Funyuns at 10.44 a.m.

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They've changed the fruit roll-up, and we don't need to get into that today because we'll be on that for a while.

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Well, I mean, here's the weird thing. I'm not a fan of onions. I had an incident, but Funyuns I'm still good with. Funyuns are the fun onion. You know what I mean? I'm pretty sure that's why it's called Funyuns, right? Sure. So they did it before you, Chris.

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What else would it be short for?

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Yeah, and they're like onion rings. You know, onion rings. Have you heard of onion rings? Yeah, delicious.

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Hey, you sold that car yet?

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And they can burn your mouth easily.

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Yeah. Crispy, I don't know about that. Crispy, yeah. I hate a wet, flaccid onion.

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Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.

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Just like that?

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You know that sound. It's the sound of money hitting your Venmo account. A friend paying you back. Or maybe it's getting cash back from your favorite business when you pay with the Venmo debit card. Or it's realizing you can pay with Venmo at checkout at thousands of brands. Now, there are so many more ways to answer the question, what's your Venmo? Download Venmo today.

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Well, Ron, so someone broke into Roy's car, so he dressed like a gladiator so no one else would break into his car today. And then one thing led to another, and we started talking about lions. versus tigers in terms of modern-day gladiators versus bullfighters, and which you would rather fight with a sword? Would you rather fight a bull with a sword or a lion with a sword?

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The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Pursuant to license by MasterCard International Incorporated. Dosh cash back terms apply.

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Ron, I recently went to the zoo.

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Thank you, Ron. So anyways, I saw you by the tiger exhibit, and I have two questions about my visit to the zoo. One, we were told that when you can't see the tigers, sometimes they climb up into the trees, and they're hiding in the trees to get shade. And I said, you know, it seems like a little... Maybe the tigers are just hiding, and we don't see them, but they're telling us they're in the trees.

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That's up to Greg.

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You know that sound. It's the sound of money hitting your Venmo account. A friend paying you back. Or maybe it's getting cash back from your favorite business when you pay with the Venmo debit card. Or it's realizing you can pay with Venmo at checkout at thousands of brands. Now, there are so many more ways to answer the question, what's your Venmo? Download Venmo today.

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One sad cone. In Greg's defense, how many book offers does Erlene have?

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I'm just asking. I'm not taking any shots here. How many horses does she own?

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The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Pursuant to license by MasterCard International Incorporated. Dosh cash back terms apply.

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No. Reach for it. An FCB. Right. Exactly. Greg, how do you feel about like handmade bows? Over here. How do you feel about handmade bows versus like the pre-made bows that have a little sticker on it that they just push?

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I like ribbon. Where you tie, you go one way and then the other way and then you tie it.

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Like balloon ribbon.

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Greg, this is somewhat related to gift wrapping and the party situation. I don't know if you've seen this. Party City is going out of business. They're closing them everywhere. I have a concern. I don't know where I'm going to get my helium moving forward.

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Yeah, that was my helium spot.

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You know, you go, you take the balloons there, they fill them up. Now, I don't know where to go.

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Publix used to be Publix. Do they still do that? Dollar stores have helium, but I don't know the process of, like, can I bring in contraband balloons into a helium place for them to fill them for me? Because I bought a helium tank. I thought I was going to save a lot of money with a helium tank for one of my daughter's birthdays. Mm-hmm. Crap helium. So bad. Helium doesn't last.

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A day, balloons were on the floor. Yeah, bad. I got a bad dealer. Bad batch of helium, it seems.

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That's not a bad idea.

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With Team Valor, it could be as simple as just putting in his credit card. He's already made the decision. He's just letting him know I'm giving him the credit card.

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Every friend group has a Shelly, though, that if they go missing because a shark ate them whole, you wouldn't notice.

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I thought we were talking about Sam Darnold. That's what they told Gino. Gino, you're not that guy. And Gino proved them wrong.

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He also might not be. Bryce Young is that guy. Hold on. Hold on. What are we doing?

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He grew up, yeah.

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He's the rare both. I think he's the rare both. He was Matty back in grade school. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. There's a gladiator in the room.

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It's not a loose end. He didn't call it a loose end. Greg would never. It's a gaping end. Uh-huh. I would think that the gladiators were... I think Roy probably has encapsulated the attitude of most gladiators. I don't think gladiators were particularly gleeful.

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Yeah, you had to go out and do some killing. I think that's hard work.

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Because he knows he's got you. Would you rather fight a bull or a tiger with a sword?

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Yeah, we were talking about gladiators, and I think about bullfighters, kind of the modern-day gladiators. Gladiators would fight tigers sometimes, so if you had to choose, I'd go with a bull. I feel like a tiger's more mobile.

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Yeah, that's true. With claws and... I went to the zoo and they said, I don't know if I believe this to be true. We can ask Ron if the zookeeper was lying to us. They said that sometimes when you don't see the tigers, they're hanging out in the trees, that they just climb up in the trees for shade. And I don't believe that to be true. I believe that they just have them hidden away at that moment.

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And they tell us, oh, no, they're in the trees. There's no way they're in the trees, the tigers.

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I think you should go break your own window, Roy, and just say they broke your window. I mean, the cops filled out the police report already. Were they on the take? Did you tell them something and then maybe slip them a 20?

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Well, don't say that. That's good. Anyone out there wanting to hold up Roy, don't do that.

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Oh, yeah.

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Maybe. He's going to be the fall guy when Vrabel doesn't work out. We all know that, right? He's out of there in three years, then Vrabel in five. Yep. Mark it. Unless he's good.

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There's always something, Greg. Something always comes up.

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You should get an assistant.

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You do.

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When it comes to the cook-offs here, the fixing's in, you know what I mean?

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Doing comedy. Wait, hold on a second. So you have one set up. How do we set up the punchline?

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Yes, I love it.

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And you know it. Why don't you try getting him, Dan? It's not that hard. Seriously.

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Everybody wants to act like their ends are all tied.

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Greg, which cheating would be more offensive from your wife? Infidelity or the bags in terms of wrapping? Right. Right.

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Would you allow infidelity?

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I looked up the origin, Dan, to get ahead of this on loose ends because I knew that you might want it. Dates back to Shakespeare.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

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The thing is, the teams that are left are all rivals of the Heat at one point in time.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

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Really? Good. Mode management.

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Gute Referenz.

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He's a Pacers fan next round.

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Mike told you about that.

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I saw a story in the trades yesterday about a singer that fell for the trap in his wings of voice or whatever it's called, the singing contest. And was flying back and forth across the country and spent over $10,000 to try to be part of this singing competition. Just to find out it was all just an elaborate ruse and is now upset by the fact that... Sie hat 10.000 Dollar gespart. Das ist das Ding.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

1824.277

Sie hat auch ein NDA gesignet, das sie jetzt brach. Sie sagt, die Geschichte ist da. Ich glaube, jetzt komm nach mir und sieh, wie das geht. Es gibt...

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silent victims in these games of his right where people are getting their hopes up on things that are not realities they're just kind of for nathan's entertainment well and i liked i like the show i like the show but like there are people like if you watch this week's episode like you Ich habe mich für den Piloten, den sie in seinem Lieblingsleben konzentriert haben, schlecht gefühlt.

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1856.25

Sie wählten diese Leute, die, wie du weißt, seine Verletzungen haben.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

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Ja, das war etwas.

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Das war das, was ich machte. Spoiler Wednesdays tomorrow. I'm not spoiling anything.

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2123.067

Ich meine, er hat in der ersten Runde gespielt.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

2132.336

Absolut nicht. Du musst dich auch um ihn kümmern. Wenn du der Hektik bist, musst du deine Star-Teile wegnehmen und du hast nur ihn.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

2144.466

Abhängig von den Teilen, die auf dem Team sind, mit denen er Teil ist.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

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Aber ich meine, du vermutest dich, dass er zum Heat kommt und den selben Rost hat. Du musst Leute wegwerfen, um ihn zu bekommen. Wenn du Bam wegwerfst, um Giannis zu bekommen.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

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Jetzt hast du nur zehn Schläuche.

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Wann wird es auf der ESPN-Website sein? Weil du für ESPN arbeitest. Ich frage mich, warum sie es nicht aufbauen.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

476.474

Ring up to Justin Craig.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

502.649

This isn't a feeling. He feels like he wants to come.

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I feel like I would like to maybe play for the Heat.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

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That would be a report if it was him.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

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I think you got your franchise in trouble, Bub. You're reporting old news then? That's a bigger story.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

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That's a bigger story. Okay, look, look, look. But that was old. We don't know how he feels after last night.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

786.077

Danke, Herr Vorsitzender. Ich würde auch sagen, dass er immer noch Greg Codys Sohn nennt und nicht Chris Cody, weil er einen Namen hat. Auch nicht respektvoll. Ich fühle nichts.

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40 Punkte, ich erwartete mehr. Danke, Utah. Und mehr als ich. Judge, es scheint, dass wir keine Entschuldigung bekommen werden.

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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?

989.276

Die Sphäre wird von vielen Leuten geprägt. Es sieht aus, als wäre es ein Spaß-Venue. Es ist. Das muss ich sagen.

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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong

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I feel like we're acknowledging what you point out as a hypocrisy, and I would just alert you to the fact that we hate Boston more.

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To be fair, though, I think the biggest story from last night is Jason Tatum might never be the same. He might be out for a full season. I mean, this series is one thing. The biggest story in the sport was one of the game's biggest stars has an apparent Achilles injury.

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Seismic. It was a moment. It was a moment in time where you can absolutely circle back, and I cannot wait to do the investigation on all the veins that sprouted out from this performance. Because, yes, that was a monumental game for the history of the NBA.

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154.765

Let the hate flow through you. And I guess you were alluding to the fact that, I mean, Stugatz is purportedly a Knicks fan. You've got the biggest Knicks fan on the planet right here with you, pal.

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And he was having the game. He was going shot for shot with Jalen Brunson in the NBA playoffs at Madison Square Garden. He was shushing the haters. He was stepping up to the moment. And it was moments like that that would actually put him in that tier. To be fair, though, in that moment...

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They were not winning the game.

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No, they were not winning that game. And I guess this will allow Boston fans to kind of, if they lose this series, it'll soften the blow a little bit because they'll rationalize that maybe the Knicks aren't better.

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It's never going to be the same and it's never going to be as good. And you kind of get a little glimpse into your luck last year.

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I mean, it looks like an Achilles. Everyone on the internet seems pretty strong about this. Have you checked Twitter? Everyone's a doctor. Yeah, everyone's a doctor right there. I mean, it would be a weird broken leg situation, but... Yeah, it's a really tough scene for Boston, and that's their star player. There are few losses that feel as devastating as that. You probably lost a series.

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You lost your superstar. You knew that headed into the offseason you were going to reshape what was a championship team, and now you have all sorts of doubt because I guarantee you the plans were to build this team around Jason Tatum, and now you have a flaw in your plan.

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Everything goes out the window. Celtics fans are coping with the fact that, okay, we're not dynastic. We're tearing this thing down again.

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Now they might be looking at outlier dead in the face. And, you know, they fear that, too, because now you'll look at their championship money, like look at everything that broke right for you on your way to that championship. You get a little taste of the other team's luck. Your best player goes down. You went through three rounds of that.

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Well, they've never had Boston on the ropes like this in my entire life in the postseason where Boston means this much to me. So if I'm acting in a way that you've never seen me before, it's because I've never been faced with this precise situation.

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Not since I was a child.

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I hurt them.

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Stay with your chest.

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Their culture is my costume. right now, and the costume fits. I love it. This is so much fun. Boston is miserable, and there is a team that is, look, it could be anybody. It could be the Toronto Raptors. I would start talking with a Canadian accent. I would love what's happening to Boston. This isn't so much about New York, even though, man, it is a fun bandwagon when things kick in.

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It is a fun culture to pretend you are a part of. No doubt. It is. But it could be anybody. It is. Seriously. It could be anybody doing this to Boston. It's rooting for not Celtics. That's right. That's right. The Heat are long gone. All there is right now is rooting against Boston, and the Knicks are making me happy.

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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong

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As a Jason Tatum hater, I can also see a silver lining there a little bit. But no, we want the Celtics to lose. Okay. And by the way, I did not enter this series thinking that I'd have my algo all switch to pro Knicks propaganda.

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Yeah, yeah. The crowd turned. I didn't know what I was expecting when I went into this. And the Knicks got me. They got their hooks into me. And I love them.

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How great are these crowd shots? You see Starbury over there getting the close-ups. Spreewell.

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You think that segment has legs? Yeah, we like it.

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I did find myself mad.

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To answer your question, when I found out that the Miami Heat would have been slotted with the same amount of lottery balls as the Dallas Mavericks.

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What do you mean it's a non-story? had they lost and not as a 10 seed, made the playoffs, only to just... They made the playoffs! Yeah, but they got their ass kicked harder than any team has ever gotten their ass kicked in NBA history. What are we arguing about?

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Through their own selfish pick-headed actions, they found themselves out of the lottery and not having the number one pick. You know what would have made everything easier for Nick Garrison and Pat Riley on down? Having the number one pick. You know what would have made having Giannis photoshopped in your jersey a reality? Having the number one pick. That would have made everything real.

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You get the number one pick, you're fast-tracked to actually fixing everything. You can microwave it back up and you can compete for a championship because you were right there. You have two all-stars that you can build around. Now all of a sudden you have probably the most valuable trade chip since, you know, Wemby went number one. But Cooper Flagg, that's a guaranteed superstar.

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It's a can't-miss prospect. You can't have a number one pick that has more value than it presently has right now. And it's going to a team that made the NBA Finals last year that was a punchline in the NBA that seemingly couldn't get out of its own way. But guess what they did? They didn't make the playoffs. Miami Heat had to just F around and make the playoffs to do what?

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Get their ass kicked by Cleveland? To get Zazzle Pearl Jam tickets.

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Only because they're beating the Boston Celtics. I wish those Miami Hurricanes could line up against the Boston Celtics. Marbury loves the Knicks so much. Last night was one of the greatest nights of my life.

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540.324

That's usually the precedent for Boston.

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726.647

There's only one Sam Jones that matters. And that's Kim Cattrall's character from Sex and the City because it's all about New York right now. It is all about Nixon 5 right now. It's all about the Bing and it's all about the Bong.

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768.848

So here's how I can explain it. I once went to the Darts World Championship in the UK. I walked in that building and you know what I said immediately? Guess I love darts now. Guess darts are my thing because this is so fun. So, I was watching last night. Guess I'm a Knicks guy now because that was so fun. That was a moment that only the Mecca could deliver.

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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong

804.378

Same. Maybe some residual effect in the Eastern Conference final, because I also hate the Indiana Pacers, too.

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812.689

No, no, no, no, no. I want to basically want to thread this needle. I want to destroy Boston and enjoy the New York, all the fun elements of it.

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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong

920.801

What are you talking about? They don't think about the Heat. They lose to the Heat constantly. The Heat have won three titles since they were granted a championship team. The Knicks have one title that they don't shut up about. Go on. Of course they think about the Heat. Every free agent they think they're going to get the Miami Heat get. I mean, they're having their moment right now.

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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong

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Okay, yeah, they're thinking about Boston right now. They don't think about the Heat. I mean, I have eyes, I have ears. I watch those games. It still means something. Well, you're a Knicks fan. I know, and I think about the Heat nonstop.

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Thank you.

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That's what it's about. We hate Boston. This is fun. This is a fun team to beat Boston. I mean, I think it's simple as pie.

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Postgame Show: Chris Cote Is a Fancy Lad

113.851

Okay.

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Postgame Show: Chris Cote Is a Fancy Lad

117.654

Well, I ask because I heard something around the office and I said, you know what, that's a grown boy. That's a man now. And I heard it was Chris walking around saying that he's into caviar now.

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Postgame Show: Chris Cote Is a Fancy Lad

247.142

I like that with cheesecake. Fancy schmancy, you know? I don't like the texture of cheesecake, but I love caviar. ein Key Lime Pie, der im Grunde die gleiche Texturen wie ein Cheesecake ist. Und ich kann nicht herausfinden, warum.

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Postgame Show: Chris Cote Is a Fancy Lad

61.365

Cuervo. Greg, I have a question for you. Sure. As from one father to another. I'm wondering how proud you are of your boys and if there's a moment that you see like in growth or just like in life that you're like, look at my boy. He's grown.

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Postgame Show: Chris Cote Is a Fancy Lad

83.665

You don't have to laugh when you think about it. No, but if there's a standout moment, you're like, look at my boy, he's grown now.

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1011.936

Fremde Leute bemerken das, wenn du sie anschaust und sie erkennst, auch wenn du es nicht glaubst. Auch wenn du es nicht glaubst, er weiß, dass du es gewusst hast.

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1020.348

Well, I would have because I thought I could win him over as a friend. So that's a different conversation.

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1113.541

Das ist wahrscheinlich eine bessere Erfahrung.

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1118.002

Ich habe Tarell Suggs auf der Louvre gesehen. Wow. Ich habe ein Bild mit ihm gemacht und ich war so, hey, ich meine, alle meine Freundinnen, das war in der Schule, alle meine Freundinnen waren so, wer ist das? Und ich war so, keine Sorge, wir machen ein Bild mit Tarell Suggs. Also haben wir ein Bild mit ihm gemacht und dann war ich so, ich bin ein Fan von Stealers und er war so, ah!

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1130.066

Und ich war so, ah, verdammt!

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1212.183

We talked about last week that you could not pronounce the name of. And they were like, someone else, I don't know if it was the same person, but they sent me a tweet and they were like, thanks for standing up for Incarnate Word. And I was like, I didn't say anything nice about Incarnate Word. I simply pronounced the name Incarnate Word correctly. So we got hats because of that.

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1491.895

Wir sehen uns beim nächsten Mal.

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1684.91

I mean, okay, so I just googled what their paydays are supposed to be for this. The expected purse for Jake Paul is $40 million. And the expected purse for Mike Tyson is $20 million.

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1709.768

Ich weiß nicht, wie das funktioniert, aber ich frage mich, wie man 60 Millionen Dollar aus diesem Spiel auf Netflix erzeugt, was eine Subscription-basierte Sache ist und sie nicht für den Spiel zahlen. Ich glaube nicht, dass jemand für Netflix signiert, um diesen Spiel zu schauen, der es nicht bereits hat. Und was wird der Gate sein?

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1726.532

Es scheint, dass sie ein paar Advertisements in dem Spiel verkaufen werden, aber... How are you generating this much money that you're guaranteeing Jake Paul $40 million for a fight?

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1761.107

Ich denke, und ich werde wahrscheinlich dumm sagen, aber ich denke, Jake Paul bringt wahrscheinlich mehr Augen auf diesen Kampf als Mike Tyson.

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1777.052

By the way, I would also say that Mike Tyson is bringing more eyes to a Jake Paul fight than a Jake Paul fight against someone else would also. If that makes sense.

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1787.437

Okay, let me rephrase this. I think if Jake Paul was having a fight and Mike Tyson was having a fight, Jake Paul would outdraw a Mike Tyson fight at this point in time. Aber ich glaube, dass Mike Tyson in einem Jake-Paul-Fight einen anderen Jake-Paul-Fight ausdrücken würde, den er möglicherweise haben könnte. Also die beiden zusammen sind ein perfektes Match. Wo geht Jake Paul von hier?

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1808.64

Er sollte einen Fall nehmen, ehrlich gesagt. Ich weiß, dass Leute sagen, dass Mike Tyson einen Fall nehmen wird. Wenn Jake verliert und es so kompetitiv ist, dass sie das machen... Eine Trilogie? Oh Mann, wäre das nicht großartig?

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Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1838.7

Right. By the way, like ESPN Plus does it with UFC, right? Where like, oh, it's like they, you know, have their deal with ESPN Plus and you have to pay for ESPN Plus, but then you have to pay for the UFC fight on top of the ESPN Plus. That's not how this is working with this fight, to my understanding. You just, if you have Netflix, you can watch it. You turn on Netflix, the fight is there.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1872.884

Du weißt, dass sie das mit diesem Boxenmatch machen werden. Nein, sie geben dir Zahlen, aber sie geben dir 75 Millionen streamte Minuten. Und es ist so, warte mal einen Moment.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1880.45

Well, that was like six hours long, six hours times 60. What is that? Like 3,600 minutes, something like that. Like that's how we get to a billion real quick, right? That Tom Brady roast, way too long. Can we agree on that? Way too long. Way, way too long.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1894.656

Like you're starting to understand why I guess the Comedy Central ones were like done like days before and then edited down to like an hour because man, like three and a half hours or whatever that Brady roast was, was never, I sat down like three different times to try to finish it. I never finished it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1923.144

Ich verstehe, sie wollten ihn als einen der Closers nehmen, aber es war zu lang. Du willst zum dritten. Das gleiche mit diesem Kampf. Da ist eine Unterkarte. Wo willst du auf dieser Karte kämpfen? Die haben nicht so viele Kämpfe. Hier ist das Wichtigste. Am Ende des Tages ist es immer noch Boxen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1940.747

Wenn du dich nicht um Boxen kümmerst, aber du magst das Spektakulär, wirst du zwei Stunden von Boxmatchen sitzen, die du nicht kümmerst, um am Ende dieses Kampfes zu kommen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

1990.759

Nein, aber er ist sehr punchbar.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

2001.571

Billy. Sie hat nie den Hangover gesehen. Sie kennt Mike Tyson sicher durch Popkultur. Vielleicht nicht als Kämpfer.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

2036.937

Ja, immer.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

2037.117

Beide.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

207.656

Ich meine, das wird nicht schön sein.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

2121.894

The Dolphins have had some funny coaches in that, like, you remember Tony Sperano, and it wasn't even something that he did here, but Tony Sperano did one of the funniest things that I remember a coach doing. So he became, he went to Oakland after he was here, maybe a stop or two later, and he took over as the interim head coach of the Raiders when they fired someone.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

2140.028

And he decided to kind of set the tone after he took over to bury a football. Right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

2148.393

Ein sehr Dan Campbell-Bewegung, ehrlich gesagt. Es ist wirklich so. Sie hatten beide in diesem Gebäude. Ich weiß nicht, warum wir diese Momente hier nicht haben können.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

228.943

We know his name. Florida Georgia Coach.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

2288.925

Kann ich dir etwas sagen? Ich war wirklich froh, als sie zurückgekommen sind und die Texaner diese Woche gewonnen haben. Und das ist der Grund. Und ich fühlte, als ob ich eine Evolution von Dan Campbell sah. Sie kamen zurück und ihre letzten zwei Drehs endeten mit Field Goals. Und ich war so, wow. Und er sah glücklich aus.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

2308.843

Wir haben dieses Spiel gewonnen. Die ganze Geschichte ging um Jake Bates, den alten Bricklayer, der jetzt ein Kicker in der NFL ist. Aber ich sah Dan Cameron und dachte mir, weißt du was? Ich fühle mich wirklich gut für diesen Mann. All die Kritik, die er für zu aggressiv war, er hat sich für zwei Field Goals gesetzt.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

2325.815

Er hat einen riesigen Wettbewerb gewonnen, weil es so aussah, als ob die Texaner sie auslösen würden und sie etwas auslösen würden. Aber nein. Sie kamen sofort zurück, taten das normale Spiel, trugen ein paar Field Goals, haben die Punkte gewonnen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

2352.275

Der Bricklayer, der Bricklayer auch. Zwei wirklich nahe Kicks zum Missen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

277.21

Außerdem mag ich nicht, wenn ich mein Haar wasche. Ich sagte Florida-Georgia-Coach. Ich wollte sagen, ehemaliger Georgia-Coach. Ja, das war seltsam. Ich wusste, was du meinst. Ich habe angefangen, ein F-Wort zu denken, und das erste war Florida. Was ich die letzte Woche gedacht habe. Das war ein Verbal-Typo.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

295.486

Ja, manchmal. Immer und immer.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

303.954

Danke. Danke. Ich habe es für Arizona bekommen, die Reise, die wir gerade gemacht haben. Ich war Teil der Bird Gang. Wie habe ich das in der Fantasie gemacht? Gute Frage, Jess. Listener League, nicht eine gute Woche für mich. Ich bin wieder in den hohen 400er gelandet. Wenn du willst, kannst du gegen uns kämpfen. Abonniere GFBs, GBFs. Weitere Fantasie-Football-Kontenzen. DKNG.co.smeernoff.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

338.986

Präsentiert von Smeernoff, der weltweit wichtigste Vodka. Bitte trinkt verantwortlich. 3 Dollar, das ist alles, was es kostet, sich zu verbinden. Und du kannst viel mehr als das gewinnen, wenn du am Top bist. Ich war nicht im 400. Platz, aber ja. Ich weiß nicht, wie ich mich über diesen String am Top der Hatte fühle. Es ist kontroversial.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

354.38

Ich habe gehört, dass viele es wirklich, wirklich hassen. Aber ich denke, es ist ziemlich cool. Ich weiß nicht, es ist nicht schlecht.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

364.709

Ich mag die zusätzliche Texture. Ich glaube nicht, dass es so schlecht ist. Aber die Leute haben dieses Jahr die Hats wirklich hassen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

369.293

I didn't know that it had this on it when I purchased it. I got it on Fanatics and I got it because I didn't want to spend a ton of money right beforehand because that's what I did in Chicago. So I said, you know what, I'm going to go Fanatics. There's always a sale on Fanatics. You pay full price, you're a fool. Always a promo code. So I had it ordered to my house.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

384.159

I did a week and a half beforehand. It got there, Dan, I know you're wondering, 25 minutes before I left for the airport, a week and a half later, almost missed it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

395.325

Really? Okay, thank you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

412.654

I think it would look cool for a few weeks and then we're going to just be like, why do we have our letters upside down?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

436.893

The day after you wash your hair looks better than the day you wash your hair. The day I wash my hair, if I put in conditioner, it's a mess.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

452.483

Das ist nicht wahr.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

459.608

Aber du solltest sie nicht nach jedem Wehen waschen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

466.212

Klingst du eine Schuhe immer, wenn du sie trägst? Du musst sie tragen. Das ist das, was ich versuchen muss. Das ist das, was du gemacht hast. Jedes Mal, wenn du es trägst, musst du es sauber machen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

476.559

Es ist viel sauber machen, aber... Billy, wenn du eine Schuhe ins Büro trägst, als ein Stück für ein 1-Hour-Show, würde ich das nicht sauber machen. Aber wenn du eine Schuhe an der Nacht trägst... Wenn du eine Schuhe an einem Geburtstag trägst, würde ich das sauber machen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

487.247

I have a dirty little secret. Is it your hair? No, no. I washed it today. That's why you're not going to see it. I had a dirty little secret. I dry cleaned a suit the other day and I had a two-suit weekend. Like a situation where I needed to wear a suit twice in the same weekend. What a weekend. Es war etwas. Und dann hatte ich eine Entscheidung zu machen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

505.883

Wehe ich zwei verschiedene Schuhe an oder darf ich die gleiche Schuhe zweimal an? Weil es nur zwei Leute waren mit mir. Ich glaube, meine Kinder auch. Aber zwei Ältere mit mir, die wussten, dass ich die gleiche Schuhe an habe. Ich habe die Schuhe verändert. But I didn't wear a tie the second time. Who are those adults? My wife and my mother-in-law.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

526.129

So I was trying to figure out, I was going to wear a different suit the second day. And then I was like, do I jack it? Do I not jack it? That's a whole thing. Because here's the thing. First one, baptism. My daughter's baptism. I have to wear a suit for that. I knew one of these was a baptism. Yeah, my daughter's baptism. I had to do it for that. The other one, a quinceanera.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

543.933

So what do I do for a quinceanera? How do I go dress to this quinceanera? Do you need a suit for that? Das war die Frage. Und dann habe ich gesagt, ich weiß es nicht. Gehe ich in eine T-Shirt? Oder nicht? Weil du willst nicht überdressiert sein. Du willst nicht unterdressiert sein. Also bin ich auf die T-Shirt gegangen. Keine T-Shirt.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

560.638

Und dann war ich mit einem sehr ähnlichen Farbschema wie der Vater der Tochter. Und ich war so, oh, ich bin froh, dass ich keinen T-Shirt trage, weil wir wie Twinsies aussehen würden. Auch eine Fun-Fact. Ding Dong. Wer ist da? Jorge Soler. Wow.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

579.748

Just kind of hanging out with the kids, playing on the phone.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

581.189

You should have asked him for a dance.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

582.59

No, no. My daughter kept dancing with his wife and his daughter and I was like, can you please stop it? You're embarrassing me. So you didn't talk to him? No, I didn't talk to him. What was I going to say? Missed opportunity. Ding dong. Then the next day he was traded to the Angels. These are all just things that happened. Facts, not connected, just all facts.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

599.641

Why wouldn't you just talk to Jorge Soler? He was with his family. I didn't want to bother him. Why would I bother him? He was playing with his kids.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

613.068

No. Do you think I'd walk around with Jorge Soler's baseball card checking to see who it was? I'm guessing none of us would know. Okay, hold on a second. If you entered a room and Jorge Soler was there, I don't think that you would know it was him right off the bat.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

628.094

Ja, ich würde das machen. Was redest du da über? Ich glaube nicht.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

633.795

Würdest du Joey Wendell kennenlernen? Das ist schwieriger.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

641.316

Er war nicht in seinem Marlins-Jersey. Und er hat für die Giants und die Braves gespielt.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

651.578

But what if he went home and he was sad, no one recognized him and he was there.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

679.082

No, it's when you take pictures of Craig Minervini and he doesn't know you're doing it and you post them.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

709.362

I bet you CJ enjoyed it, right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

715.247

Dan hat uns eine Geschichte erzählt, die er letzte Woche gesehen hat. Er hat ihn über seine Statue gefragt. Das ist das, was man macht, wenn man Leute sieht. Ich habe keine Beziehung mehr mit Soler. Du hast ihn nicht erwartet. Er hat ihn nicht erwartet. Er hat ihn nicht erwartet. Er hat ihn nicht erwartet. Jemand fragte mich, ob ich Jorge Soler kenne. Er ist ein Fußballspieler. Er ist da.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

736.087

Und ich sagte, ja, er war in den Marlins.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

738.328

Billy, er war an dieser Party. Niemand kannte ihn oder sagte Hi. Und er hat wahrscheinlich seinen Agenten getextet und gesagt, hol mich aus dieser Stadt. Niemand schaut hier Baseball. Sie wissen nicht, wer ich bin. Ich muss in einen echten Baseballplatz gehen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

746.973

Er war letztes Jahr in Atlanta. Er wurde drei Mal getradet, seit er in die Marlins ging. Er war in Anaheim.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

752.156

Dann ist es unmöglich, ihn zu kennen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

753.617

Seine Karriere wird sterben. Kann ich hier eine Verträglichkeit verurteilen? My mother-in-law afterwards was like, you know, he's probably a multi-millionaire. And I'm like, oh, I know. And then I looked him up and I'm like, yeah, 130 multi-millions. He's made so much money. Could you imagine making 130 million dollars and then going to a quinceanera on 8th Street on a Sunday night?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

773.526

How much do you think he paid the birthday girl?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

775.667

I was wondering that too. You have to give a good gift, right? Like 10 grand, right? No chance. No, I think that it was like cousins of the mother of the... Man, woher kann dieser Kerl nicht mal 220 und 30 Home Runs schießen?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

798.713

I don't go up and just bother people also. That's another thing. Also, why would I just assume if someone looks like Jorge Soler, they're Jorge Soler at a family member's quinceanera. There's no connection there in my mind. Why would I think that? If Tom Cruise was there, I'd just be like, Hey, du bist Tom Cruise, du gehörst definitiv hierher. Nein, du denkst nie daran zu sagen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

829.16

Ich habe gesehen, ich glaube, es war, nein, das ist seltsam, ich habe gesehen, ich glaube, es war, wer war es, es war Gurriel, hat er für die Marlins gespielt? Ich glaube, ich habe Gurriel gesehen, war er bei den Marlins?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

840.931

Ja, also ich habe ihn gesehen, als ich einen Tag unterwegs war, als ich aus seinem Haus kam. Es war einer der Tage, an denen Waze dich auf all diese seltsamen Rückseiten bringt. Und dann habe ich geschaut und gedacht, wow, das ist ein grüner Lamborghini-Truck. Das scheint ein seltsamer Ausstieg für dieses Haus zu sein.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

857.557

Und dann habe ich gesehen, dass die Person, die rauskommt und ihre E-Mail bekommt, er ist. Und ich dachte, hm, du lebst dort. Cool. Du hast ihn sofort erkannt. Ich habe ihn, ja, weil er hatte, ja, er hatte einen Haar, den du erinnerst. Und er hat einen grünen Lamborghini, also du siehst ihn und denkst dir, okay, wer hat einen grünen Lamborghini?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

877.647

Ich habe mich auch fast mit Josh von der Challenge mit meinem Auto verabschiedet. Was? Ja, auf der Straße.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

888.959

He was not happy about it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Stugotz Issues An Apology

951.467

Stanley Tucci?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

1196.132

Wir können ihn zurückbringen, wie Bobby Knight.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

1354.993

I hate to defend this, Greg, but it is standard practice for contractors and media to send invoices. Is that right? With like a 30-day deadline for payment.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

1365.999

You just make it in Google Docs and you write invoice on the top in like big font. And then in little font, you put your name and your address. And then you say pay to. And then you put Metal Arcs address underneath that. And then you put the amount and the rate. And then the total. And then the date. I don't do all that. It's really easy, I can help you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

1466.139

Let's not start filing for mileage now.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

1677.83

Depends what you need to measure and weigh.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

2146.175

Ron, da ist ein sehr populärer Typ auf YouTube, der Manicures und Pedicures für Kühe und Pferde macht, mit ihren Hüften. Ich frage mich, ob du diese Videos gesehen hast, und ob das eine Art von Ding ist, das normal ist, dass es nur Menschen gibt, die für ein Leben, sie behandeln, schmerzhafte Kuhhüfte und sie mit Salicylic Acid sprayen und sie immer wieder aufwenden.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

2549.166

Ron, wir haben schon über Live-Maskots gesprochen, aber ich frage mich, ob du gesehen hast, was hier passiert ist.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

2558.17

Es hat mich auch sehr wütend und traurig gemacht. Was war deine Reaktion?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

387.682

Also, ob er verletzt ist oder nicht, oder ob er nicht die All-Star-Saison haben will. Micah Parsons ist der Star des Dallas Cowboys Teams.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

529.971

Okay, aber er wurde verletzt. Ich verstehe das. Aber wenn ein Spieler verletzt wird und dann nicht in der Mannschaft teilnimmt oder seine Gedanken oder Kommentare über die Mannschaft haben oder fühlt, als ob er Teil der Mannschaft ist, dann wird er auch für das kritisiert. Wie viel willst du, dass ein verletzter Spieler Teil deines Teams ist?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

744.505

NFL-Kollegen klopfen Toiletten, bevor die Spieler überhaupt wachen. There you go.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

842.286

Lass uns nur das Obvielste sagen. Wenn Liemanns Vater das zu mir gemacht hätte, würde er es nicht von der Fischerei nach Hause machen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Leeman's Dad's Fish Slap

862.775

Maritime Law.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

1042.086

Airports are all about food, are they not? That's all you really care about. Food, booze, flight. Well, I mean, I'll go to Miami just to hit that Nathan's. I will. Miami International. It's the nicest Nathan's.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

1059.14

I didn't bring up airports. You did.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

1121.196

Es ist ein Missbrauch von Raum.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

1152.378

Travelers.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

1155.059

Yeah, they do. I mean, it might not be useful to you, but it's useful to someone. There's a reason those stores are there.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

1182.372

You want to get off your plane and your next plane is right at the next gate.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

1192.379

Fort Lauderdale is not great.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

1273.865

Das war ein großer Sieg für die Dolphins. Ich weiß, dass du das heute nicht hören möchtest, aber es bringt sie zurück in den Playoff-Mix. Es tut es wirklich, Dan. Ich meine, du denkst nicht, dass dieses Team mit Tua... Sie sind ein anderes Team mit Tua. Wir können alle zusammenkommen. Wir können sagen, warum Tua versucht, jemanden zu treffen, wenn er ein Interzeption ein bisschen später schießt.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

1290.13

Aber du kannst sagen, dass es ein anderes Team mit Tua ist. Und wenn ihre Wide Receivers gesund sind, die Defense kommt rum. Ich kann sehen, dass dieses Team es in die Playoffs macht und vielleicht ein Spiel oder zwei gewinnt.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

1331.833

playoff run? I understand that, but the conferences are different. So the Green Bay Packers are the 7th seed right now. They're 6-3. I don't think the Saints think they're going to catch that. But in the AFC, that final playoff spot is 5-5. And they're 3-6.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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I know, but now they're healthy and their quarterback is back and they're playing at home, the Raiders and the Patriots. I'm with Greg. They are going to win those games. I know you hate that, but they're going to win those games.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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I don't think it's just last night's game. I think it's the fact that they played at Buffalo the week before. They played a very good game. They lost that game, but it's a game they could have won. Then they won last night's game. Dan, last year in the NFC, you had the Packers get in as the 7th seed at 9-8. They went on the road, they beat Dallas.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

1890.563

I think Dolphin fans would take something like that.

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1898.087

They could be 5-4.

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That team is good. Thank you, Dan. Thank you.

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Aber das ist alles predigiert auf den Körper, der gesund ist. Wenn dein Körper gesund ist, bist du ein gutes Team. Ist das wahr? Du bist ein gutes Offenseur.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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Ich bin gut, nicht über das Spiel zu sprechen, für den Rest des Shows. Was ich sprechen möchte, ist, warum Tua die Bedrohung fühlen muss. Und der Dolphin sollte einen Mann auf dem Feld haben, der, wenn Tua einen Interzeption schießt, den Job des Mannes ist, Tua zu schießen, um Tua zu vermeiden, um Tua zu verhindern, um Tua zu verhindern, um Tua zu verhindern.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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Totally reasonable.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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But Dan is saying sprint away from that runner.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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Das ist kein Mann, der nicht sterben möchte.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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Of the three win teams, this is the best one. There you go, Dan. Is that fair? Yeah. Ich meine, wer ist besser als sie mit drei Siegen?

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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Just view it as they're already 5 and 6. That's still a losing record.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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Das ist, was die Fans tun. Ich garantiere dir, Rams-Fans machten das gleiche letzte Nacht. Ihr Team sah schrecklich aus. Das Offense sah schrecklich aus. Aber sie schauen auf ihren Schedule und versuchen herauszufinden, was der Weg ist, um in die Playoffs zu kommen. Dan, die Jets sahen nie schlechter aus. I spent the entire plane ride home figuring out how the Jets could make it to the playoffs.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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Because that's what fans do. We hope.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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I mean, he's had his eye on Jason Sanders for nearly three years now, and then he puts a bet in on Jason Sanders over one and a half field goals, and suddenly he's the biggest Jason Sanders fan in the world.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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Nein, nicht eine Packung beobachten. Keine Packung beobachten. Ich bin überrascht, dass Dan eine Packung beobachtet hat. Ich bin überrascht, dass er auf seine eigene Packung wartet.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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Right, but we have you in the car and that guy waiting for the bags.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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We're not ignoring it, we just don't believe it. But your butler's named Jeeves, right?

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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That's how we used to do it.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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My dad's the opposite. One towel for everything. Seems like he wants no towels, though.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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Your father's just generally unclean.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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But you're saying you do this at any airport. This is not specific to Miami airport.

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Local Hour: An Hour About a Team That's About To Be 5-6

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He's tired. You sent him out to the penalty box at no specific time. When should he come back? I don't know.

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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers

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Can I have a question here? So, Regis Gemstones is about a megachurch family. That's kind of like the thing. I haven't seen it. Yes.

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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers

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Sie haben Gino verloren und DK verloren. Also ja, das Team ist nicht besser.

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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers

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Are we starting to really actually have that conversation? Like I told you last week, I didn't know we were ready to have that conversation. DK not a number one. Like now in Pittsburgh, is George Pickens the number one?

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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers

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It just feels like Aaron Rodgers wants to be the quarterback, but also coach the team pseudo-wise. So it's like, are you going to fall underneath and be humble enough to let a coach coach? Or do you want to do everything?

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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers

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Er kann nicht über die Stadt gehen und sagen, ich bin hier. Das stimmt.

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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers

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Aber Mike, hier ist die Sache. Sie hatten Justin Fields und Russell Wilson. Und Justin Fields hat gut gespielt, bis Mike Tomlin gesagt hat, dass Russell Wilson uns eine bessere Chance gibt, um zu gewinnen.

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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers

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Vielleicht haben sie sich geguckt und gesagt, hey, ich glaube Aaron Rodgers, obwohl er schlecht in New York gespielt hat, gibt uns eine bessere Chance, um zu gewinnen, als was wir schon mit Russell Wilson gesehen haben.

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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers

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Baker and Cousins combined for 32 picks this season. But Baker had 41 touchdowns, by the way. If you tell me one quarterback does what two does, take them anytime.

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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers

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Yeah, there's lawyers who can. Santa? Okay. Yeah, that would be great.

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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers

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Ich denke, alle sind auf Love is Blind. Alles andere ist wieder auf Reruns.

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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers

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Wie hast du Zeit?

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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Here's a helpful note. Stop picking on your dad. Everybody hates it.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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Your picture is Mark Mangino, I think, still, right? That's true.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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Nothing wrong with this.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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I did.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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A Super Bowl winner? Hold on a second. What? I mean, I think somehow the Jets still, though, when they're paying Fields $20 million, you're still lost yesterday, right?

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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He's not really, though. Like, he got paid by the Steelers a million, but he's getting paid by, like, 30 by, like, the Broncos.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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Zach Wilson is a top five quarterback in the XFL, maybe.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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No, of course not. It's not that I know. It's that the Jets knew and that the Broncos knew. And now the Dolphins will find out.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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They're paying like they realize they need a backup plan in case Tua gets concussed again, which is what Zach Wilson is. And he's a better option than Skyler Thompson.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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I'm also kind of souring on Mike McDaniel. Mike McDaniel thinks he can fix it. Mike McDaniel is such a genius. How about you fix the problems that you have with the people you have and stop getting these pet projects just in case? Mike McDaniel, if we're being honest, is kind of on the hot seat.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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Tony, what you're missing is also this is what we call a sleight of hand. You know what I mean? Like, look over here. We got this guy. Big breaking news. Is this going to work out? He hates the Panthers. They hate him. Now he's a Panther. He's an ice cat.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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Let's make sure to fly him down here so we can do this press conference. And then later in the day, you're going to find out that one of our players is taking steroids and has been suspended 20 games. Don't look at that. Look over here. Classic shell game. Look at the big signing, and now we're going to fly him right back to Boston for the next game where he was a minute ago.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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That's what they're doing here. Slide a hand. Turns out, Chris, cheaters do prosper. Lord Stanley. He is cheating.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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What happens if, like, he plays tonight, right? It's tonight? He's not playing. He's injured. Yeah, he's out. Okay, well, never mind then.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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Hold on a second. While everyone's jumping down my throat about him being injured, when Roy was at the Panthers camp yesterday not reporting on the steroid suspension, he reported that Brad Marchand was going to be on this road trip traveling and he might be good and suit up for the game.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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Morning skate type stuff.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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The mirrors at the gyms have filters on them now, like IG filters, so when you go, you're like, ooh, okay.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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Did you see Aaron walking out with a cardboard box full of his personal effects? I don't think he was fired, Billy.

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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News

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For two weeks, though, he can't be there.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Can I make a suggestion for everyone who's wasting God's time with prayers? If you have prayers that you feel like God's not listening to, call our Boost Mobile line, and then we can get some of those prayers there also, you know? I like that idea. Something, something, something, God. 305-486-GODS.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Just the visual of God not giving a shit is funny. You know, I think sometimes God's like, you know what? Not asking me, just saying thank you. You're welcome. This is great.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

1416.013

He's not an actual vampire. Do you get tested? Did Grayson get tested?

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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A vampire, an older vampire is more likely to lie than a younger vampire. I think that's very true. Because they know more about the social stigmas that come with being a vampire, and they know that this is something that I should hide from the general public. We're young vampires just going around telling the truth all willy-nilly, just thinking this society accepts vampires.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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I think the question for this young vampire is how long have you been a seven-year-old vampire?

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Yeah, Vampirina's fun.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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And then they would know. They would know better. And then maybe it would be of lying age.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Yes.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Could a toddler vampire lose the fangs the way a toddler loses teeth? Excellent question. And then do you only do it once?

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Someone needs to protect your granddaughter.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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How many lifetimes?

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Did the vampire break skin on Graceland or no?

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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There was a mark. That's probably what spared her.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Greg, if your parents could live forever as vampires instead of passing away, would you take it? I think I would. Really? Yeah. But what if they'd turn on you and potentially turn you into a vampire?

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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No, you're not.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Really?

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Yeah. For protective purposes or just you like the taste of garlic?

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Tradition traces it back to Ireland around the year 1830 BC. Sometime later, the Celtic warrior reputedly took a chariot axle with a wheel still attached, spun it around and hurled it a long way. The wheel was later replaced by a rock with a wooden handle attached. A sledgehammer began to be used for the sport in Scotland and England during the Middle Ages.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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What's going on with my eye? Do you have a sty? I do. It's kind of been an off-air conversation. You just asked me out of the blue. Put me out there that I have a sty. Well, you're on camera. Yeah, but I have glasses on. I feel like I've hit it. I have a sty. I didn't even realize you had it. Thank you, Jeremy. You were hiding it well.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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And if you did notice, it's polite of you not to point and say what's wrong with your face, freak. Which is how I received it. But what's happening?

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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My body's betraying me, Dan. I'm old. What do you want me to tell you? I'm old. My body for the past week and a half has been betraying me. I sprained my ankle the other day. I thought that was the worst of it. That was just the tip of the iceberg. Had that. Then I had a stomach thing. Possibly the flu. Talked some Tammy flu. Knocked that out. You know, second day of Super Bowl.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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I got a sty on the bottom of my left eye. So... All my contacts that I had, you know, rationed for the week were no longer necessary. I just had to wear my glasses because I looked like a freak. Then I come back and, you know, I'm still a little exhausted. My sty jumps from the bottom of my eye to the top of my eye. And here we are. Here we are.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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But I'm just a man trying to power through it and hopefully not be, you know, called out on my disgusting looks. But... I guess that is a luxury not afforded to me.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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All right, we're having a sty off here. Zip that up. Exactly right. I just was reading, and it's like, yeah, sometimes your body can fight off a virus, and it gets a sty. It's part of the process. So I'm trusting the process here, and hopefully it goes away the next couple days. Everyone giving their sty bona fides. It's unpleasant.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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It was really bad. Mojo was in that.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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And the G.I. Joe one. Oh, that was a different one.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Relax, it wasn't that bad. Don't worry about the Rotten Tomatoes. I mean, no one needs that. I was reading a thing about Billy Madison and how bad it was reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes and what it took to make that movie.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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A classic. Yeah.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Now that we're talking about classic movies, I know no one asked me about this, and you guys don't care, but I figure it's a good time to get in. I didn't like the movie selection on the flights this past week. There weren't good movies or shows available, so I went the classic route. On the way up, I saw Charlie's Angels. 25 years old, Charlie's Angels. Can you believe that?

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Lucy Liu still looks the same. Good flick, Charlie's Angels. Yeah, you liked it? Yeah, not bad. Not bad. There's the creepy skinny guy who I think was like, isn't he like a famous person? Crispin Glover? Yeah, him. Creepy guy.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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He comes back. He was just ripping people's hairs off and smelling it. Smelling hair. Drew Barrymore's hair. Weird.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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He's a grump, right? David Letterman, like everyone's like, oh, legend. He's so great. But he seemed like did not really have a great sense of humor at times if he was like the one that was being laughed at. And like also secretly like kind of rude to guests.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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Yeah. I think he spent some time in Wyoming with those animals.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

747.7

When you wrote this book, did you say, now I'd like a chapter about my life and my accomplishments? Or no? Ron didn't allow that.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

786.271

Petty play. Good for you. That's why you're still living. He doesn't stop digging that Jim DeFede, I'll tell you what.

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

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What would your story be? What would your quip be? If you were there, because you'd have a pre-interview, you'd have to go in there with almost prepared material. What would you say? How would you start it out?

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Hour 2: The Child Vampire

816.94

He was on that. He was on Sports Bang. He doesn't remember. Yeah, but that wasn't a talk show. There was no shenanigans there.

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

1315.089

Don Levitard. You have some hot takes today. Joe Chestnut's a fraud.

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

1320.333

He called Connor McDavid overrated before the show.

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

1370.492

Howie Mandel being the guy that pranks bald people. Everyone's bald that he does this to. Is that like what he's going for?

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

2078.658

Those are Jordans. Game Room of Curios? You also have the Wu-Tang Jordans. You have multiple pairs of Jordans.

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

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It was like, I was like noticing it. I'm like, look at Mike and Dan. They're just talking about life.

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

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Name another team. No one does it as well, but everyone would acknowledge the most important part of football is the trenches.

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

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Three out of five? I don't think so.

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

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What I'm saying, I know the guy, the D lineman that got hurt, he makes a ton of money.

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

2262.191

Turning?

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

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Goosebumps multiple times.

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

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Oh, God. Goosebumps. Those type of videos get me. And Spoh, he's right. No. He's right. We should think back on this years from now. This was a good thing with Jimmy.

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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews

78.444

This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

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I'm not saying he's not a good piece. It's just like these pieces have proven that they're really not good enough.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

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The thing about the Chiefs in particular, though, is like they beat teams that are just flat out better than them in the Super Bowl. And they've always been able to just make it work when they needed to make it work in the Super Bowl. This year, they couldn't. So I think that they may not think that they're not less talented than other teams.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

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But like this Eagles team isn't the first team that was just flat out better than them. This is just the first team that beat them.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

1869.302

Brown in the middle of the playoff from reading a book on the sidelines. Like Samson said he should.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

2323.507

I may have missed something because the Super Bowl was last week, but isn't Terry Rozier actively being investigated for throwing games? How is he still playing?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

2336.435

How are we just allowing someone who maybe was fixing games to continue to suit up and play every night?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

784.79

I mean, the Suns have a better record than the Heat. Maybe they should have done it. Do you think so? Trade the whole team? For Kevin Durant? Imagine if they just trade jerseys.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

796.362

He would have landed a whale. Seems like a big ask. Also, what do the Suns do then? They have way too many players. Right.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

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I mean, I think we're just married to guys that are playing team every year. and then they go on a run and make the finals. But, like, this core isn't good enough, right? Like, can we all – Jeremy won't agree, but can we all agree they're just – they're not good enough. They've made it to the finals twice, but, like – With Jimmy.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

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This isn't a team that is, like, competing with the Celtics in the East. This is, like, a 7-8-9 middling team that then goes on a run at the right time. At a certain point, you have to, like, accept – and, I mean, I do this as someone who's a fan of the Marlins, who are never really. good enough.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

965.345

You have to accept that the people you've fallen in love with just may not be good enough to get done what you want to get done, and you need to move on. Now, trading all of them for Kevin Durant isn't the solution, but Kevin Durant, he informs pretty cool.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man

994.866

They're 25 and 26. What are you giving up? You know what I mean? Like, you're making it seem like you're breaking up a powerhouse. That's not the reality. You just like all these players because you're familiar with them and they've been around a long time. Bam was a starting player on Team USA. Okay, great.

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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview

235.328

It seems like this manager is quite distracted. And if you would just focus on one team and one thing, maybe there'd be different results.

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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview

438.465

No, well, he was equally as obnoxious when the Panthers won. But there were other people that were happy about the Panthers, so he got lost in the shuffle. But, like, we did discuss on the show yesterday, you know, off air, do we want Houston to win or Florida? You know, the show's in Florida. We live in Florida. And the consensus was, well, Ethan will be just so unbearable if they win.

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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal

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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal

1051.049

How good was the quality down under?

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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal

1054.253

Pencil shavings.

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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal

1344.666

Yeah, if you're staying at a New York hotel, not that I've done this, but I've heard people that have done this, and you type in dispensary, they like pop up like all over.

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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal

1351.829

Yeah. Like you can walk from every hotel you can walk to.

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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal

1444.016

That dealership must hate you. They must despise you. What, the Audi dealership? Just like every week, I need another loaner. Buddy, listen, I know I said last week was the last one, but Rachel, Emma, I need another loaner, buddy. I'll pay you next week.

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I believe they have four cars, but I also think that he has a relationship with somebody at that dealership where he is often just going in and getting a loaner. Probably not even having to pay for it. It's fair. His name's Brett.

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But why would you say that if you had no interest in it?

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No, no, I was worried about the fact that the car would just decide where it is that I need to go, whether I wanted to go there or not. And we were talking about this the other day, how I'd tell the car to take me to McDonald's, they'd take me to LA Fitness, and then I'd get upset that the car was judging my body.

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Now, guys, sharks, I have a business proposition to propose to you guys, maybe Metal Ark's newest venture, and I'll stand for this because this is a serious one. You guys heard of Waymo? We're kind of talking about it right now. It's like a self-driving type Uber situation, right?

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Maybe. So this is what I'm thinking, and let's keep this hush-hush amongst us. I think if we pick the right cities, we just invest in these self-driving cars, but we rebrand them as ghosts are driving you around town. So you look at haunted cities like New Orleans, Savannah, and you say, ghost tour? How about a driven ghost tour by Edward whatever the 15th, the great duke of whatever? Excellent.

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It's an odd distinction to make. I didn't say I would live there. You literally could live anywhere. You wouldn't just die from living in Raleigh.

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And it's really just self-driving cars, but we tell people it's ghosts. The spooky sounds in the car. $10 billion for 3%. $5 million. I know. I know. It's the hardest millionaire to be. I'll take five.

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Celebrity ghost tours. Wow. Michael Ryan Ruiz. I want a 5% stake.

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Especially if they died in car accidents. That would be weird.

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Well, technically, in a self-driving car, there is a driver available should something go wrong. It's you. Just hop to the front seat and take over.

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If Tony was there, he'd drive that car. I'll tell you that right now.

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Wouldn't it hit the same if he sat?

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No, I don't like it. They could potentially just choose my destination, lock me in. I go to open it. They have the child lock on all the doors. I can't go in, and then I have to go to the gym and work out.

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That's impossible, then. His final movie's never coming out, unless he dies. He's got bills to pay.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Only ones, though. Which part of Costa Rica would you stay in or live in?

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I could see him on a rainforest, like a giant treehouse mansion type thing with an infinity pool.

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David, to Dan's point, though, he could do that very easily. How do you know he's not? We don't.

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I start sweating when that marker comes out. Oh, yeah. I never know. What if I got a fake one by accident?

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It was a callback to Elon.

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Well, you didn't answer in David's defense.

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I have lots of questions I want answers for. For example, if you could or would live in London, would you adopt an accent at some point in time? Oh, there's no doubt. There's no doubt. I think after like three years, you'd have one.

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When she went over there, it was Lohan. When she was here, it was Lohan.

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Well, that's the matchup everyone wanted to see in the final.

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I think Maggette was way before Zion Williamson.

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Zion Williamson played in 2019. Corey Maggette played in 1998, I believe.

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Yeah. We got a two-point game in the national championship. I don't know what anyone's complaining about.

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If there's a team that would love to play a basketball game without an actual basketball, it's Houston.

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Well, he is. Cooper Flagg is a nice player. Cooper Flagg is a good college basketball player. But teams tanking their NBA season to get Cooper Flagg because they think he's going to fix their NBA organization? Get out of here. That guy is not good enough. I am not impressed with Cooper Flagg, not from an NBA standpoint. From a college standpoint, he's fine.

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He's one of the best players in the country. NBA, for me, his game does not translate.

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Do you have body concerns? Number one picks have gone wrong before, Dan, and they'll go wrong again. I would say, if you look over the course of time, that more number one picks haven't worked out than have worked out. How about that? Do you have him as Leitner? I have him slightly better than Leitner.

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Lucy, your thoughts here?

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How about you beat Houston?

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How about you make it to the finals? That's right. How about you're the best player in the world, you got to that spot, hit the shot. It's your spot. That's your shot.

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Thank you.

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Whose jaw, if you could have anyone's jaw throughout the course of history, whose jaw? That was my answer. You stole my answer. Yeah, we're not going to beat that. Christopher Reeve. Really? He had a good jaw. Great jaw.

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Mike, he's like Jack Palance's, you know, first soldier. He's like second in charge. His muscle. Yeah. His muscle. Yeah.

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He plays the same role in every movie. I don't think he's had a lot of roles. That role.

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Oh.

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Don Levitard. Stugatz, if you give him the choice, Stugatz, you can have the very same thing one of two ways. You could get it honestly or you could steal it. He'll always choose stealing it.

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You haven't seen them drag dead things into your house? Did you watch the Lightning series?

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Let's go back to David Sampson on the floor of the NASDAQ to find out what other information is happening because he was very excited in a way that I didn't think it warranted excitement. We are now 11 minutes into this free fall. What's happening now, David?

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Does anyone here get the Mortimer and Lewis reference? He made it last week with somebody, and the people started making fun of him because they thought he was talking about Lewis and Clark, and it wasn't quite that dated a reference. But when he talks about Mortimer and Lewis, you guys know who he's talking about? I know you do, Roy. Do the rest of you know what he's talking about?

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This is his only day. I saw the other day, I was stunned by this, that Vijay Singh withdrew, and I'm like, really? He's still out there doing it? He is.

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People were calling for his head. Wow. Riley did not take away the cookies or the ice cream.

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Behind me, you see the celebration, the tick-tocking celebration of the University of Florida. I believe Dan Dockich said that that's the reason they couldn't be champions, because they spend 20 seconds making a tick-tock video. And I really do want help from the group on what it is that I witnessed yesterday, because it was an abomination. It's not just...

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they're missing the first 15 threes it's not merely that the referees called the game one way in the first half and in the second half decided to call it an entirely different way it's not that both teams shot 30 something percent and that Houston's entire style of play is just throw the ball at the shot clock and go get offensive rebounds which is really hard to watch it's not just that Clayton

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who's probably the best pro on that floor, didn't do much of anything in the first half, didn't do anything in the first half of the game, and then at the end is being credited for winning it while going whatever it was, three for 11 and one for seven from three, just because you couldn't credit anyone else for winning it. Because it was Houston gagging all over itself at the end of the game.

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And a legendary coach in Kelvin Sampson having nothing for the last two possessions. You cannot, Stugatz, have the championship. That will haunt that program for the rest of time. To have the championship that close and not be able to get a shot at the end. And furthermore, not call any plays going to the rim. Like not have anyone around the rim when all you need is two to tie a cup.

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of free throws is all you need. It was just really terrible, but someone's gotta win the championship. And, you know, Houston had a close one against Purdue, but I think we can all make the argument that Florida, Duke, Houston, roughly the same. You keep throwing them at each other over a course of time, you're gonna get results like you got

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The last time that Houston played Duke and the last time that Houston played Florida. But did you guys enjoy the watching? It just seemed remedial. It seemed like I kept noticing. It was bad basketball. But shots, like shots just knocking the backboard and not hitting the rim. And it's just terrible basketball.

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When's the last time he won it? He won it 20 years ago?

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Yeah. I know. I'm aware of that. I'm not trying to. Got a green coat. I'm not trying to take. It's a green jacket.

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That's crazy. They have, in this part of the century, they've basically done the same thing that the Miami Heat have done, where they had the one team with the nuclear capability, you know, with Joaquin Noah.

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and Al Horford and Corey Brewer that won two championships, and then it goes a long time, and then they win another championship, and you get over a 25-year period, you get three championships. But yesterday's game, and you tell me if you guys felt this. The first thing...

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that i thought about last night was this is the wrong game but we've already had the best thing that's going to happen in this tournament which is duke loses that way nothing is going to make the sporting public happier than watching duke lose that way leading by six with 35 seconds left and somehow not getting to the game that we all wanted to see because i think

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I think that Florida and Duke would have been a monster number, monster number, bigger than last night's game. But then what ends up happening in last night's game that bummed me out is I didn't feel like that was about winning last night. I felt like that was about how Houston lost at the end. Because when you're talking about one shining moment, it's generally not.

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Okay. Well, who calls it a green coat? Famously not a green coat.

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The same kid, Emmanuel Sharp, dribbling the ball off his leg and then not being able to get a shot off and looking fundamentally incompetent at the end of the game while Calvin Sampson stood and stared stoically and didn't have anything that looked like coaching going on in the last minute of the game.

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He seems like someone who's malleable and open-minded. It depends on who buys it.

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You've heard me say before that because you have a close game doesn't mean that you had a good game. You just had stakes at the end.

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Well, I'll tell you that while watching that game, you say, do I feel like the best team won? And yes, based on what I thought before the game, even though Florida was just a one-point favorite in the game. But having seen the game, They didn't deserve to win that game. I didn't see proof yesterday that that team was better than Houston.

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They beat Houston and Houston fell apart at the end, but Houston led that entire game. And when the referees allowed them to play, Houston led by double digits. And then all of a sudden they started officiating the game totally different. The second half did not allow for the same physicality. When they allowed Houston to be physical, Houston was drowning.

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Look, Florida's got the best offense in the sport. They had 25 points at the half. They've got the best offense in the sport. I expect them to get into the 80s every time they play.

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I will tell you what it is that disappointed me at the end. Even though we are now paying the players and we're distorting the sport, even though Mike says that he enjoyed the final four games, I didn't think it was enough to save the entirety of a bad tournament when you get chalk at the end and very few upsets. And then the last game is a real atrocity that is...

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a coat suggests that he would wear it down to his knees.

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something with stakes and feels dramatic, but the punctuation of, oh, I felt worse for Emmanuel Sharpe than I felt good for anybody on the court. I felt terrible for a kid because the shining moment that I will have from that final is he blew the game in the last 35 seconds because they had two possessions in a game that Florida rarely led.

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Florida had so many chances in that game to take the lead and then didn't. And it's just Houston kept screwing up, kept screwing up. And then in the last minute of the game, that wasn't about defense, Dugat. It wasn't.

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It was about one guy making bad decisions and there being nothing in the way of a play call or coaching that made it seem like Houston knew what to do in the last 45 seconds of a game in a panic situation.

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He's a hero forever. Stukac, he averaged 25 points a game in the tournament. And in this game, what was he? Was it one for seven from three and three for 11 for the game? He made some free throws. Three attacks. He made some plays, but yes, he wasn't as bad. Look, I don't want to keep doing this because it makes me the asshole. It does.

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I'm watching a game, and I'm bothered by how bad the basketball is, and that's not the way that you should be celebrating a championship. It's the wrong way to celebrate the end of a season. I know it as it comes out of my mouth.

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Let's go back to David Sampson on the floor of the NASDAQ and find out what's happened 23 minutes into what is a turbulent American and global economy.

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So it's been 25 years since Vijay Singh won, and when he withdrew, and he was mysterious about it. It was a mysterious bodily injury. I was like, huh. How old is he? And then I went back and looked it up, and I'm like, just early 60s. Golfers got it pretty good that way. They never get too old. Like, you get old, but you can keep being out there. Arnold Palmer. Lee Trevino. Senior tour.

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I'm telling you right now that I thought it had opened at 9. You don't say.

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Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Did you know that the Nasdaq opened at 9.30 and not 9?

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Did you know that the stock market opened at 9.30 and not 9 a.m.? It seems like an awkward time to start. Why does it start at 9.30? Why wouldn't you start at either 9 or 10 or 8 for that matter?

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Just audio.

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What is it called, Billy? The Dow. Thank you.

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Do you care to give us all of your business expertise here? I'm happy to get whatever the room's got on what it is that's happened the last four days. I told Stugatz. Just before he left, I told him that I had put everything safely away in all of the safest, most cowardly places because I was just so no, no, just not quite the mattress that that seems less.

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The mattress honestly seems less safe than government bonds.

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Is it the first place that you guys would look if you were going to someone's house and looking for money? Is the first place you guys would look under the mattress?

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Where would you go looking? Billy, where would you be hiding money if you were hiding money in your house?

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That would be a good place to do it, but no, I'm not allowing a safe. You don't have a safe. That's a giveaway, though.

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Good luck getting into the safe, right?

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Thank you for bringing that up because I wanted to ask you guys something. There is a real mystery that I could not figure out while I was in Los Angeles, okay? I got an Airbnb in the hills. And every day, every day, I came out and for some reason in the backyard, in the bushes, in the pool, on the floor, a single dollar.

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every day that I was out there, a dollar would fall from somewhere and end up in the yard. So much so that when somebody came back, like the gardeners came back and there was in a jacuzzi, there was a dollar that had been left there and I kept my eye on the person that was gardening there and he went in and he got the dollar and he took it and he put it in his pocket.

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What do you guys imagine was happening? I couldn't figure out. My guess was that somebody had a bachelor party somewhere and threw a hundred singles in the air and somewhere... And they landed in your Airbnb? Thank you.

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Chichi Rodriguez is still out there, even though he died a couple of years ago.

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Cody says we should give him a golf cart. It would be so great if Tiger Woods was allowed to simply go around in a golf cart and no one else was.

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Is Stugatz back because the stock market crashed?

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We've got to get updates from David Sampson. What's happening in a couple of minutes? What's about to happen on NASDAQ? What's about to happen to the stock market today? Where are we headed with this stuff? Is everyone terrified?

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Showing my business expertise?

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What I like about your contribution to that is your only contribution was to notice how little of a contribution I had. That's right. Not to give me a better conversation or to advance the story at all, just to point out that I used a word, one of the three business words I know.

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I cannot wait today to get to all of the things that Stugatz has missed over the last few weeks. One of the things that I missed last week while doing South Beach Sessions in California, torpedo bats, just inventing of a new bat. Did you catch that? Which story?

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He came in here saying, excuse me, that Markel Fultz is a king, that he learned that. He just did a little bit of research over the last couple of weeks. Well, last night, yeah.

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I don't want to do a form of, I saw this argument last week, Shaq has become a bit of a bitter old grandfather. And he's been for a while. My time is the best time. No one does it as well as I do. But now he is lamenting the state of the sport in a way that is aggressive and daily. And Adam Silver is pointing out,

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I like the other sports where they seem a little more celebratory, where our media members seem to be enjoying things. But I'm having a hard time off of last night's game talking about what I watched positively. So I'm going to decline to do that for a moment. I'm going to ask your guys' help on how to frame last night's game, which was really amateur basketball. And at the end, that is choking.

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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That's what choking looks like. Everything that happened to Houston at the end, they benefited from Duke choking, and then they choked at the very end. But before I do any of that, Nothing Personal's David Sampson is joining us from the aforementioned NASDAQ floor to give us the latest updates Two minutes and 42 seconds into what has been a calamitous economic time.

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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David, what do you have for us in the way of reporting on what's happened in the last two minutes to the American economy?

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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I don't feel like he gave us very much information there. Don't worry. Be happy. I'm not going to give you stock picks, Dan. It's okay, but I feel like I have some LeBron sound here. LeBron is being mocked by everybody on the Internet for talking for a while while saying nothing.

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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And I feel like that's what just happened in terms of an update from you, that it didn't have any real empirical information in it. It just had a lot of flash paper and jazz hands.

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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We're only three minutes in, but let's just listen to LeBron James saying nothing for 40 seconds.

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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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But Steve Nash was nodding like a bobblehead the entire time.

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Like he understood.

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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There are some things locally that I did want to talk about. One of them, because I don't know what you guys talked about last week, but I'm pretty sure you didn't talk about the retirement of Armstead. The Dolphins, Teron Armstead, the left tackle of the Dolphins.

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And I wanted to ask you guys, seriously, he retires at 33 at a time that Puka Nakua is saying, I'm going to try and get to 30 and retire at 30. I think he goes down as one of the best left tackles in the history of the Miami Dolphins. And these things happen so quietly with offensive linemen that nobody ends up caring. He was hurt a lot, but when he played, he made a difference.

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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And when I ask you guys, Dolphin fans, best left tackles ever. Richmond Webb, people make an argument for him for the Hall of Fame. Laramie Tunsil was here briefly. But what's the list look like? Because this... The idea that someone could give their body to this cause in a way that this guy did, right? He physically fell apart at the scouting combine, Stugatz.

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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I think he had the fastest time ever for an offensive lineman. In the 40-yard dash. He is an extraordinary athlete whose body, he was weak to weak every time he was playing because his body was falling apart. And you're surprised the chunks of his body didn't just end up on the field. So he quits at 33. But name all the left tackles that you guys think were better than this person. For Sally?

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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No, I'm talking about with the Dolphins. No, there are plenty of left tackles in the league that are better. Talking Dolphin tackles.

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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My larger point is a guy can give how many years to a cause and nobody cares. And do it well and have his career just swallowed by the general mediocrity of the Dolphins over that time.

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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The larger point that I'm making, though, is that excellence at that position is very often neglected and you... Play hard, damage your body, and then leave. And nobody really cares, notices, celebrates. There is no pageantry involved with the ending of your excellence. It's just over.

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But Joe Thomas was great the entire time. Never missed a snap.

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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I want to answer the right way. Just talking about him. Just he retires, mentioning it. He had a party, which I found interesting.

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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I don't know if you guys have noticed this about the Rams, but it does seem to me, and this one's not empirical, it's just optical, so I may have this wrong. It seems like football is physically harder for their wide receivers than it is for all the other wide receivers who play in that sport.

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When I watch the way that he and Cooper Cup play on all downs, the way they block everything, it really seems like their bodies are getting ravaged a little bit faster than everyone else's bodies at that position. That's

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Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadowing it. Shadowing it. Billy Gill. Yes? Look at what the cat dragged in.

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I did not say that.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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He didn't do shit. Billy didn't do shit. He wasn't listening. He didn't try.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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All right. Good seeing you, Jew. I was talking to Stugatz. Hey, folks.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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Oh, sorry.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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Has anyone checked in with Dan? Which Dan? How would you take out Dan Patrick in a fight?

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You know that sound. It's the sound of money hitting your Venmo account, a friend paying you back, or maybe it's getting cash back from your favorite business when you pay with the Venmo debit card, or realizing you can pay with Venmo at checkout at thousands of brands. Now, there are so many more ways to answer the question, what's your Venmo? Download Venmo today.

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You guys know that hockey canceled their All-Star game and they're just having four countries fight each other?

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Really?

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Wow. Oh, Roy's going to be mad.

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Well, I got in a car accident. I'm fine. Thank you for asking. And anyway, so I rented a car for a couple of days and I did the manager surprise because it was the cheapest thing available. It was like, well, it's only cost, you know, twenty nine dollars a day or whatever. You do the manager surprise. I'm like, I don't care what car you get. I'm just trying to get to work.

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and when i got the manager surprised boy was i surprised it's an electric car which is fine i don't have a problem with an electric car but like the way that you have to return the car with the same amount of gas i need to return it with the same amount of like kilowatts or whatever huh so now i need to find a place to charge it a charging station and i need to figure out how many kilowatts an hour this thing needs to get in there before it is that i take it back to hertz

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It's more work now. I would have rather just taken the car for $3 more that I could put gas because I can control that. Again, not against the electric vehicle. It's kind of cool, but this is now a job. I need to figure out how to fill this thing up and now sit at a bench somewhere while it works.

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like charges itself up, and then I need to play the game where I guess how long a kilowatt an hour goes and what is a kilowatt an hour versus a minute an hour, and it's one of these things. Is it metric? I don't know. I don't know how these things work. I need to figure this out. Where is there a charging station? How much does it cost? How do I find one? What if I plug it in wrong?

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What if I get locked out of the car? You went cheapest? You went the cheapest? Of course.

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and the cheapest resulted in an electric car and you've never used one before and it ended up being a disaster it is a disaster well no it's not a disaster confusing is that break full full disclosure my wife has a hybrid so i'm somewhat familiar with the electric but uh this is all electric and again it's cool but i don't the the hours kilowatt hours this where do i charge it it's like uh it's a whole thing and i don't know how to charge your car like a phone he doesn't know where to

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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I don't know where to go to. Exactly. I could find a gas station on any corner. Now I need to download apps. I need to look at maps. I need to figure out where to go. I need to know, is this a good price for kilowatts? I don't know, but I don't want to be overcharged for a kilowatt. Then they ask me, well, if you just pay a fee and then you'll be covered. I'm like, no. Not a chance.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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You're going to charge me $50 a kilowatt or something. And I'm not going to pay. I know a kilowatt. I don't know what it costs, but it's not $50 a kilowatt. So I'm not going to pay that. There are charging stations, I think, at most gas stations, aren't there?

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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I don't know. I don't know. But I need to figure it out. I need to figure out how to charge it. And like you were saying. Electric cars are not cheap, but I'm assuming that no one is choosing to rent them, and that's why they're the manager's surprise. I've been surprised twice out of the last three times that I rented a car.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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One time was with a Chevy Bolt EV, which is this one, a little tiny car that you plug in. The other time was a 15-passenger van in Kansas City, which was another. That one was a pleasant surprise, but I knew where to fill that thing up if I had to. It's just always a surprise, and I'm starting to learn you don't like the surprise every time. That van was a beauty, man.

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You don't have an Emmy. The website for his event says he does.

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It'll be less tense.

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The audience knows.

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I'm sweating. The whole prodigy thing. Dan's trying to talk him up so someone comes in and scoops him away so Dan doesn't have to deal with it.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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Everyone's hiring. If you order merchandise, don't criticize the company you ordered the merchandise for. They have a company starting. Dangerous game.

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Too big to fail.

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You mentioned Ron McGill. I saw Ron McGill over the break and had an uncomfortable moment.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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In part because of Ron McGill. And it was really a bad behavior on my part. that I should apologize for to the people that I offended, but I don't know how to or if they're even going to remember it or experience it the same way. Like, do you guys ever have something and it played out differently in your head than you think that it was for other people?

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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So, like, you feel guilt about something that other people are like, I don't really care about that at all. I had that with Ron McGill. So I went to the zoo. I don't want to brag. Annual pass holder at the zoo. No big deal. Yeah.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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Yeah, I can go whenever I damn well please. Because I have one of those family passes, right? It's like $70. Honestly, I don't know why it's so cheap. I don't know why I'm saying this because now they're going to raise the price. But it's like cheaper to get the annual pass than it is to take your family for a day to the zoo.

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So if you have interest in going to the zoo and you have a family, get the annual pass.

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It is a bargain. I love the animals.

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It is. Yeah, but that one seems more like a challenge. You get the drink package on a cruise, you're like, I'm going to make money here. Because what you do is you start counting the drinks, you start adding it up, and then you convince yourself that you actually made money by drinking more.

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You know what I saw before we get to that at the zoo? I saw they installed cameras.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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where I believe the chimpanzees are and I wanted to ask him about it whenever he comes back on because before I wasn't there and I went to the zoo previously and one of the chimpanzees asked a man to throw him ice cream so the man obliged and threw him ice cream and then the chimpanzee ate said ice cream after after waving the man and saying throw me the ice cream he threw him the ice cream and now there's cameras set up everywhere and there's a recording in English and Spanish of Ron McGill

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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telling people if they throw the chimpanzees anything they will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law but it's on an endless loop and i wonder what's worse for the health of these chimpanzees eating the occasional ice cream or having ron mcgill talk to them 24 hours a day driving them crazy we need to ask ron mcgill this you don't understand okay i don't know what's coming the next four years none of us know what's coming the next four years but i assure you it's not people who will be interested in protecting the zoo and ron mcgill i'm just

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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Well, so yeah, so as I mentioned, I have the annual pass so I can support Ron's vacations. And what happened was Ron was on a vacation to the Galapagos, which I think zoo people, I'm not exactly sure. So I go to the zoo, and when you, the people here who have kids know, sometimes you will see your kids' classmates out in the wild.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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And the kids are very excited when they see each other out in the wild. Totally awkward for the parents. Okay, so...

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so here we go it's it's fun for the kids to see each other out in the wild but you know the kids you know my eldest is three these are three-year-olds they see they're screaming each other's names they go they're excited they run up to each other so then you go and you say like hi to the parents hey how's it going how's the break you know school's gonna start again next week you start the small talk and then one of the parents says hey look it's ron mcgill

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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And I was excited because you don't always see Ron McGill. Every time you go to the zoo, you know, I'm going to see a giraffe. I'm going to see a zebra. I'll see a rhino. But you don't know if you're going to see Ron McGill.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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He is. It's exciting to see him because you never know when you're going to see him or if you're going to see him because, you know, sometimes we see him, he's in his office and you'll see pictures of him everywhere. You'll hear his voice telling people don't throw things at the chimpanzees. But this person says, oh, look, it's Ron McGill. And we're like, I just I got excited.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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So I was like, I got to go say hi to Ron McGill. So I kind of just take off in the middle of this conversation to go say hi to Ron McGill. Like I jog over because he was on a golf cart. So I had to almost like jog over to the golf course and I tap on like, hey, oh, hey, Billy, how's it going? You know how he talks. So he gets out of the thing, and I'm like, how are the Galapagos?

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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Does all that, you know, Ron McGill stuff. He's talking to me about the Galapagos. He gets out of the golf cart. We're talking about it. So great to see you. Oh, I'm so sorry. There's so much construction going on right now at the zoo. Mickey Mouse? I'm like, it's fine, Ron. Don't worry about it. We're here. We support you. We're here all the time. Anyways, it's not a big deal. Right?

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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So he gets out. I'm talking to him. He's talking to me. We're talking about the Galapagos, all that stuff. Time to look cool. Yeah, yeah. And the parents are there and then I introduce them like, oh, here's my wife and my daughters. I don't know if you met my daughters. I don't know. And then I noticed that, like, at some point, the friends and the parents of the friends have, like, left.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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And I was like, oh, should I have introduced them to Ron McGill? And should I have bailed in the middle of a conversation with them to say hi to Ron McGill?

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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No, I felt very rude after the fact. And then they were gone, and we didn't see them the rest of the day. And the whole day I was full of regret of leaving in the middle of this conversation and then not introducing them to Ron McGill. That's a good way to live life.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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to regret yeah just the only way i know how overthinking just feeling it all day feeling regret all day i was feeding the giraffes and i couldn't shake the feeling yeah you should send your apology i thought about changing my daughter's schools honestly i was like i can't i can't face you just tell your three-year-old the apology and she'll relay the message no and then the whole day she's like oh we're

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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I'm just asking where her friend is. And I'm like, I don't know. But also, they probably hate me now because I left very rudely.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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It was a lovely day aside from that. Let me ask you guys another question. Awkwardness aside and how you would deal with that situation. So the zoo has a split. We ended up going not in the same loop as them, I'm assuming, because we didn't see them. But you then have to have a – you figure it out, right?

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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Because if you go the same loop as your kids' friends, then you're in it all day with your kids' friends and, you know, their family, whatever. And it's not – You have to decide, do I want to ruin another family's day by including me in it? You know what I mean?

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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But it is a thing, right? Do you want to ruin your day? No, it's their day. They didn't come to the zoo wanting to spend the day with my child and me, right? But I know how kids work. So do you go the way of... the friend of the school, or do you go the opposite way? We didn't have that situation. We ended up just going the opposite way, but it's something that goes through my head.

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Take a bathroom break really early on so that that way you know you're not doing the same thing.

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Never go for the manager special.

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I didn't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, break the news if not someone else is going to break it.

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Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise

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No, that was it. We were just talking about the zoo. That's it. And then we're just having one of life's conundrums. If you run into one of your kid's friends in the wild, do you follow them or do you go the opposite path? The road less traveled. A literal fork in the road, if you will. I always go the opposite way. Same. But why? Because I don't like people. Right. Yep. Same here.

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What'd you choose? Well, I didn't get to that choice because they left.

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No, I did get to the fork in the road, but they had left while I had rudely started talking to Ron McGill, so I didn't have the decision to make. But I was thinking, had I reached this decision, would we have made an opposite decision, and then they'd be mad at me anyway, you know? It's just one of those things. You'll get it, Dan.

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yeah yeah down under yeah so i already i'm just somehow closer than her home would have been down for the for the record for the record because he just casually dropped this in zugatz is planning a trip to australia at some point where he'll just disappear and he'll tell us i told you i was going to australia so i think he said it was for the open but i'm not 100 sure so mark that on your calendar now

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Just mark that on your calendar.

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He already dropped it. I'm going to be open in Australia.

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No, we did that. But I've been getting pep talk and say, guys, this is where you come in because you've been through this. My dad's been giving me pep talks about this, and he's like, you need to make friends with these people. You're going to be going to school with them the entirety of their time in school unless one of you leaves. And he keeps saying this.

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These are the families you're going to go to Disney World with. You need to start making these relationships now. And it's a lot of pressure.

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If you want to talk rental cars, I'm still here for you whenever you want. No, I do. That's what we got all excited about.

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You should label it Dan versus Dan, because people like fights. Yeah. Dan versus Dan. Dan interviews Dan. You know what? Let's change it. Dan versus Dan.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)

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I said this? Yes, you said it. I said that? Yes. Okay, I said that yesterday.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)

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Well, I mean, had they gone 2-2, they probably would have been in the playoffs. I found myself longing for the Kenny Picketts of the world the last two weeks. It's not a good place to be, but I was like, you know what? If Mike White was still on this team, maybe something would have been different here.

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Oh, it was so fun.

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We could have had him.

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Well, no, I've been tasked with finding domain names that are available for Stugatz's CyberSquad. I found that Toilet.com is either available or it's a dating site. It's odd. It's a little confusing, but we found that JoshAllen.com...

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is has been cyber squatted but it's available you just need to call todd it says so right there welcome josh allen.com for sale call todd asking two hundred thousand dollars yeah so it seems as though todd has figured out this game and is trying to shake down josh allen i think he'll take 150.

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And one of them is I need to know whether you guys think it's worth the content to go through. No, do not pay $200,000 for joshisland.com. If that's what you're thinking, do not do that. Let's just call Todd. We can talk to Todd for free.

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Slot in before you fall out.

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Let's hear it out.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)

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I mean, if we're doing behind the bit, there's a funny story about us getting scooped on a website. And it was the launch of the t-shirt store where we got very excited and we announced what the t-shirt store was going to be. And then a fan bought the URL because we didn't dot our I's and cross our T's. And then we didn't have the domain that we wanted and we had to pivot.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)

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How does cyber squatting work? Because sometimes it doesn't, right? Sometimes can't they just take the cipher and be like, no, you're just trying to cyber squat here. You don't own this.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)

42.386

You know that sound. It's the sound of money hitting your Venmo account. A friend paying you back. Or maybe it's getting cash back from your favorite business when you pay with the Venmo debit card. Or it's realizing you can pay with Venmo at checkout at thousands of brands. Now, there are so many more ways to answer the question, what's your Venmo? Download Venmo today.

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)

428.379

I think that there can be, right? I can't just go and buy Nike.com if they let it expire for some reason, can I?

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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)

62.25

The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Pursuant to license by MasterCard International Incorporated. Dosh cash back terms apply.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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It's supposed to be private. We're waiting for your approval also, but I guess it's been approved.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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And approved. I don't want it. All right, Julia, stop emailing me now.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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No, falsehoods. Nope. Listener engagement. Do you want me to reveal to the audience what the plan is? Sure. All right, so this is what I was thinking.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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Now it's happening, and now sales, this is the green light. Go sell this. If it's revealed, Dan, it's happening. Yeah, this is binding. Are you sure?

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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What? All right, so this is how it works. He already started.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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All right, so this is what we were thinking. Deproved. You know, we lost our phone lines over the past couple years, and I personally, and I know Dan feels the same way, I don't want to speak for Dan, I know Dan has missed the interactions with the audience, the callers, et cetera, just this feeling of, you know, community that we had with our audience base.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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I stand with you and Pat Riley. But what leverage do they have, right? Because normally they're able to get the disgruntled superstar because someone's just looking to get rid of him. Now you think that you're somehow going to get rid of the disgruntled superstar and improve your team, bring back another star?

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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But I'm saying in this trade, you're not going to improve in a trade with Jimmy Butler. You're just getting him out of town. By the way, sad day at Heat Nation. Obviously, things are going on here. Things are not good with Jimmy. It's been put out there. Jimmy Butler merchandise is 50% off at every mall that I've seen.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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Walking around every store, it said 50% off Jimmy Butler jerseys, Jimmy Butler t-shirts. Everybody's preparing. They don't think that this is going to get resolved, Dan.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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We've lost that over the past couple years. So I said to myself, Billy, how do we get this back? So I thought, what would the fans like more than anything? Watching the National Championship one-on-one with Dan. But how do we do that? Or someone else from the show. There's the asterisk. Someone else from the show, potentially. I really like the asterisk.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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I don't think Sports Authority exists anymore.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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I have no idea. Dicks. Really? So what are you looking... It's hard to find, by the way. I've learned, and you guys are telling me. And I'm just... Look, I'm a man of the people, but I'm a man of the streets. So I get a lot of my information from the streets and just from observing life. You guys tell me how this is a Panther town, this, that, and the third, and everybody loves the Panthers.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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If my brother-in-law is listening, I had a situation here, Dan, recently, where I ordered him a birthday present. Christmas slash birthday present. He was out of town for his birthday. Two birds. And that... that president has gotten lost and I've called the fulfillment center and they've told us flat out, we don't know where it is. You're never going to get this.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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You need to call the company that sold this to you. So I called that company and they said, well, it's not it's it's not scheduled to be delivered yet. We can't give a refund. And I'm not going to name the company because we live in a dangerous time here where I literally can't criticize anyone because every company now has like a streaming media service.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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So whoever it is that has done me wrong could be my future employer one day. So I need to be very careful. And I can't mention an apparel company that may now have a streaming service that may hire me at some point down the road. So I need to be careful. So I'm not going to take them out. But it was a Panthers championship hoodie. So I said, you know what? This is never going to get here.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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I just need to get a replacement gift. So that's why I was walking around the lids and the dicks of the world yesterday. And you know what I found? Not a Panther anything in sight. No one has Panthers gear down here in Miami. Like, Dolphin Mall doesn't have any Panthers gear. The Dicks over there in that new area doesn't have any Panthers gear. So there was two travesties.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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One, I can't rip anyone anymore because anyone could be a future employer now because everyone's starting their own media companies, which is crazy. Or streaming channels. Fast channels, they call them. Everything's a fast channel now. Let's just slow it down. Back in my day... Four channels. We just moved slowly. You know what I mean? Put it on the poll. We watched what was on television.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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And if we get the right sponsor, maybe possibly we could do this in person.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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Slow it down. Slow it down, fast channels.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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Yes or no? Exactly right. Yeah. And I can't find any Panthers gear anywhere. And the third thing I learned, Jimmy Butler gear is on sale everywhere. 50% off.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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Ah, the Listener League, Dan. Thanks. You were participating this week, correct? No? No. All right. Well, next week. Don't worry. Every week, fresh start. You can join next week if you want to. Just go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. I had a strategy last week. I thought it was foolproof. I thought I was going to be the only one with this strategy ever. Incentive guys. I said incentive guys.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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It did not work. Everybody had Mike Evans. Yeah, it did not work. I finished probably like five from the back last week. But new year, new me. New team, new me. New year, new me, new team. New DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. Because every week a new fantasy contest. Go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. Presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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We'll have to figure it out. Someone from the universe, hopefully Dan. But how do we select this person?

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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That's not the worst part. Let me reveal potentially the worst part for you. So what I was thinking was instead of attaching sounds or looks like or whatever to all the schools, why don't we put the power in the audience's hands? But what power are we going to give them? Let's have them choose who Dan watches with. How? This is what we do. We send out a bat signal.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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We say, fans, send us videos to an address to be determined. Because, again, this wasn't supposed to come out on air. Send us videos to an address to be determined. You know, 15 to 20 seconds in length saying, this is why I should be the fan to watch the game with Dan. Or asterisk someone else from the Dan Lebitard show universe.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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And then the fans can vote on who they think is most worthy of that honor. Now, it's not just going to be a one-time thing. No, it's a bracket style, right? So we're going to have people competing against each other. So a number 68 will go up against a number one. And hopefully, my hope, and this again wasn't supposed to be revealed in the air, we have someone go on a Sanjaya-like run. Yeah.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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And we have the fans get behind a David from Toronto, for example. And then David from Toronto or a Rash or someone like that ends up going on a run and winning the whole thing. Then every round, we'll just give you a new prompt. Hey, this is the question that we need you to answer today. Who's on the hot seat? Who's on this? Who's on that? Whatever it is, right?

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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Every round, we'll get a new question. And then as it's going, you, the fans, just keep voting for fellow fans that you think should watch this game with Dan. Wow. And then the winner... goes to wherever this game is, if the right sponsor comes in and pays for the expenses, goes maybe in person, possibly asterisk, with Dan Levitard to watch the national championship game.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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You could argue this is a chance for someone to build a career.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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You know that question, would you pay $250,000, or a dinner with Jay-Z in different times? That's kind of this situation. A three-hour sit-down with a media mogul, Dan Levitard, while watching a basketball game, which, granted, basketball games aren't the best for conversation. Really, sporting events aren't the best for conversation because you're sitting next to each other awkwardly.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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You know that sound. It's the sound of money hitting your Venmo account. A friend paying you back. Or maybe it's getting cash back from your favorite business when you pay with the Venmo debit card. Or it's realizing you can pay with Venmo at checkout at thousands of brands. Now, there are so many more ways to answer the question, what's your Venmo? Download Venmo today.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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I feel like the seats, we're not reinventing arenas, but maybe moving forward, the seats face each other at the arenas, and then the game's off to the side. Swivel chairs. Oh! That'd be an option. We're solving it all. But one thing's first, that's March sadness. And it seems like we got the green light on this one.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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Classic guilt hat.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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Looks great on you. Slimming.

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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues

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The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Pursuant to license by MasterCard International Incorporated. Dosh cash back terms apply.

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Hour 2: Football Reasons

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Ich habe es genossen. Wenn du tot bist, was ist die Unterschiede, wenn du 190 Dollar gespart hast?

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Hour 2: Football Reasons

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Every friend group has a Shelly, though, that if they go missing because a shark ate them whole, you wouldn't notice. Classic Shelly.

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Hour 2: Football Reasons

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It's impossible to have less than zero fatal crashes in 26 years.

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Hour 2: Football Reasons

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We should get on spirit flight right now.

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Hour 2: Football Reasons

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Ich glaube, er ist wahrscheinlich immer noch da, wo er nicht für die Angelegenheiten war. Er ist wahrscheinlich der größte Kicker aller Zeiten. Und ich würde sagen, was ziemlich bemerkenswert ist, ist, wo ist das große Tribut-Video?

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Du bist ein ehrlicher Mann, ein sehr ehrlicher Mann. Du bist auf dem Auf und Ab. Du würdest nie etwas tun, um die Regeln in NASCAR zu verabschieden. Aber NASCAR, notorisch, die Teams versuchen, die Regeln ein bisschen umzusetzen. Das ist der Grund, warum ihr so viele verschiedene Anzeigen auf die verschiedenen Autos habt.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Did you find out things that will be useful on the program? I am preparing, yes. Okay.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Und sogar nachdem ihr die Autos beobachtet, geht man vielleicht so hin und sagt, Lass uns mal sehen, ob wir das hier oder das da wechseln können. Ich würde dich nicht als Verletzter nennen. Du bist es nicht. Du bist ein ehrlicher Mann. Aber die Dirty-Rider-Verletzter, die du gegen dich fährst, sind für etwas wichtig.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Du denkst, wenn du dieses Show schaust, wirst du vielleicht ein paar Tricks für den Wettbewerb finden, vielleicht ein paar Dinge, die sie mit ihren Autos machen, die du mit deinen Autos implementieren kannst? Oder ist es nicht hilfreich in diesem Sinne?

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Everyone is. There it is. That's what I was looking for. Everyone is.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Good journalism. He said it.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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No, that would not help me at all. I mean, aesthetically, like for appearance.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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What do you mean? Yeah, I would love to break out.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

1203.53

Alright, well you might, and that might be for health reasons or you might not care about the look of someone cheating by using steroids, but I would like everyone at ESPN and Fox and everywhere else to grab the sound of Ryan Blaney. We got the gotcha journalism. It was from the journalist Billy Gill that got him to say it.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Ryan Blaney, as Miami Homestead comes to town and he's bringing the whole, as this whole thing comes to Miami,

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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We'll get to that in a second. But Ryan Blaney, before he does that, has said everyone in his sport is cheating. That's news.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Did he report it? Yeah, that's breaking news.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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I don't like this. I mean, I like you, Ryan, you seem like a nice guy, but I don't like this. We're trying to make you the bad boy of motorsports here, and you're complimenting F1. I mean, it's very easy, take them out. Hey, F1, you drove 57 laps, that's a joke. Like, 57 laps, get out of here, F1.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Trying to get you on steroids, you don't want to take steroids, you have your foundation that helps people, like, what's your deal, guy?

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Like, come on. Ever heard of the intimidator Dale Earnhardt? Like, come on, let's start scaring people. Yeah, I'll just...

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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We're getting there.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Alright, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. What's your favorite curse word?

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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That was not a report either, what she said. Hold on, just, Mike, Mike. I need to please, if you don't mind, okay, because the tension between Cody and Zaslow is real, and where they identify as journalists, it's real.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Whatever makes you happy. Excellent. What makes me happy is that you're coming back to Miami Homestead. Hopefully we'll get you in studio. Hopefully we can ride around in your car and you can become a legitimate friend of the show. Can you announce the news that you're bringing your whole party, your whole gang is coming down here?

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Wir sind Freunde mit Ryan Blaney und wir werden mit ihm in Miami Homes partyen. Es ist ein großes Problem, dass das hier herkommt. Ryan, danke, Sir. Schön, dich wiederzusehen. Ich freue mich auf deine Zeit.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Greg Cody is going to be proven to be instantaneously wrong in his opinion that Sam Bennett will be suspended, and therefore he's going to ask follow-up questions so he can be less wrong.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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I want to continue with something that I can feel off our audience. I've been trying and we've been trying to please our audience for a long time. And there's some tension around whenever it is that we're doing the content that we do every day. And Panthers talk breaks out in a way that's a little too aggressively in the weeds on Panthers. Or out of nowhere after a huge NBA night.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Huge, just wildly fun NBA night. Hey, why are you guys talking to a race car driver? I don't know if this is happening. I can assume it's happening. But I'm going to tell you again and remind you that this is a show that celebrates Miami. And we paused for a moment there.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Bevor ich zu den Sachen von der NBA gestern Abend komme, habe ich, wenn ich total ehrlich bin, für den folgenden Grund verhindert. Ich war ungefähr so falsch in meiner Analyse, wie ich sein könnte, basierend auf den Ergebnissen in der Clippers Nuggets Serie, als ich sagte, dass die Clippers gut genug sind, um das Wettbewerb zu gewinnen. Ich habe es für das zweite straight Jahr gesagt.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Ich habe gesagt, wenn sie gesund sind, sind sie gut genug, um das Wettbewerb zu gewinnen. Letztes Jahr waren sie nicht gesund, dieses Jahr waren sie. Diese Serie hat mich falsch gemacht, weil...

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Jokic hat einen verrückten Schuss gemacht und Aaron Gordon sah, was in meinem Leben das erste Mal war, dass ein Buzzer einen Dunk schießt, nur weil der MVP der Liga einen stupiden, verrückten Schuss schießt, den er zweimal vor dem Anthony Davis gemacht hat, aber er schießt es und Aaron Gordon dunkt es. Ich dachte, das war so falsch, wie ich es sein konnte. Das ist so erstaunlich, wie es sein kann.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Außer, wenn du gestern das Show hörst, wo mein Analyse war, Aaron Gordon kann nur dunken. I just saw OKC lose exactly the way the Clippers would have beaten them. By being a veteran team against a young team and savvy and amazing. And that game was the best, obviously, of the night. The Nuggets are champions. That's the best offensive player I've ever seen.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Shea Gildas Alexander can challenge with his free throw, but he's going to have to dethrone that ogre. No one shuts that down. That does not get shut down. Amin, I ask you, that basketball night, how magical was that for you?

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Ich weiß nicht, was Mike Ryan mit dem... The tier of Aaron Gordon. Is that fourth best player on a champion? Because the Aaron Gordon... I think he's the third best player on a champion. Okay. Let's see. Okay. Maybe third best player on a champion. When the Lakers won the championship with Lamar Odom as their fourth best player, that's the tier I'm talking about.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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He broke that news, Greg. That happened on the show when you were trying to figure out what the sound was on your computer.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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And so when your third or fourth best player is Aaron Gordon, and Aaron Gordon was the best player in Orlando... Und wenn er da war, waren sie ein Team aus dem 500er Orlando.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Es wurde viel Skepsis getroffen. Das wird es nicht lösen. Natürlich, aber wir wussten nicht, was Jokic damals war. Und wir wussten es nicht. Niemand hat es gemacht. Und jetzt, was ich sehe, das ist, ich meine, das ist die Sache, die ich mit dir unterhalten möchte, weil das, was ich von Denver sehe, hat in seinem Zentrum etwas, was in meinem Leben ein unvorhergesehenes Ding ist.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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who very often makes Jamal Murray and Aaron Gordon or players like them a lot better than they actually are to win a championship, because holy shit, that's the best offensive thing I've ever seen. So how good is Aaron Gordon? Well, probably as good as, get a lot of third guys, put them in there, and if Jokic is the one throwing them lobs, My guess is they're going to be as good as Aaron Gordon.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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A dunk champion, like a specific skill set. How much better? This is one game against OKC. But OKC now has to go through a champion. And what they have to do is go through that guy. Chet Holmgren, you look awfully... You're great. Your defense is great. But Chet Holmgren, you look awfully thin against that guy.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Greg, when it was exposed on a fraud, I just lit up the video department. Just went in there in a rage because I'm like, please tell me you got the spit take in the kitchen that I did. And all they got was that I was cleaning up the coffee. Because one, they got you on that prank. Okay, not expected. Is that a report? Not expected. He cites sources. He's reporting on his sources. Okay.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Weil die Legacies, die dieses Jahr definiert werden, ein Road-Win von einem Champion hier, ist genau so, wie man ein junges, großes Team einbaut, In a vice grip on how it is you not go say OKC out when OKC's been the best team in the sport the entire season. Und er geht jetzt durch Jokic ist ein Champion.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Nehmt mich durch die Late-Game-Situation, die es macht, sodass OKC einfach ein Spiel verloren hat. Die Leute sagen, weil ihr Trainer einen weggegeben hat und er spielt gegen das Team, das seinen Trainer gefeuert hat und nach einem Championship geht, weil sie sagen, wir brauchen keinen Trainer.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Dieser schlechte Kerl, dieser Kerl machte es schrecklich um Jokic und wir mussten den Schmerz davon aus dem Raum bekommen. Ja.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Ich bin überrascht, dass Amin hier sitzt und nicht schreit Foul, so wie es im Internet so ist, weil du die Perspektive hast, dass die Spieler das Spiel entschieden haben. Ja, denn es war ein Fehler. Ja, es hat Dinge schwieriger gemacht.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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I know, but that's a worst case scenario for OKC in the second round of the playoffs. To have to win one at Denver? No, what I'm just saying is what happened last night. I mean... Basketball-Heads like you look at OKC and say, yep, have all the things you need to beat Boston and win a championship. That team is ready to win a championship. Is it? Yes.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

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Okay, because last night starts, those guys have been giving fun interviews all year, they're a young team, it's great to watch them and they're fun. But now you gotta beat that player on a team that doesn't even need a coach, because they got that player. And what they did is got rid of the coach so that player would be unbothered by, hey, get that stink out of here, we know who runs this thing.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

298.089

Information people are valuable. Information is currency. You see what's happening with Adam Schefter. What? You laugh. Zaslos to news first. It's why he's a rising star at ESPN. And I'd argue, I'd argue, a rising star in the journalism business. Because he breaks news like that. 30 minutes ago he told you... I don't know why you're laughing.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

376.462

Ich habe keine Kontrolle darüber, was andere Leute tun, Greg. ESPN berichtet berühmt, dass sie Leute nicht berichten. Sie müssen Zaslow berichten, dass es ein verbreiteter Bericht ist, den du respektierst.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

451.562

We will get back to this, I'm sure, many times over, because these two do not think of journalism the same.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

464.889

He reported it correctly.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

470.992

It will be known and you will be instantaneously wrong because you didn't believe his report. It wasn't a report.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

478.876

This is journalism right here.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

497.559

That's where he's got you.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

538.882

More power to him. Sounds like this is a house money game for Bennett, right? Like he can just do whatever he wants. He should be suspended, like go crazy. Right?

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

54.506

Cuervo.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

552.334

Ryan Blaney ist jetzt mit uns. Ich bin froh, dass das mit dir passiert ist. Ich meine, ich bin froh. Was ist passiert? Ich will ihn huggen. Er hatte ein sehr kleines Fenster, um etwas zu tun. Ich bin jetzt offiziell und unser Show ist offiziell Freunde mit Ryan Blaney, weil wir jetzt in den Rennen sind. Es ist ziemlich schockierend.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

578.42

You've been into racing for a long time. Okay, thank you. You think that Ryan Blaney got that? That was for you. Thank you, but we're onboarding a guest here. I appreciate you making a private joke about race. All aboard? All aboard?

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

598.648

Die Codys, meine Damen und Herren, sind von der Tanze dieses Wochenende schmerzhaft. Ich habe einen schwerhörigen Produzenten, Ryan Blaney. Hast du jemals eine Familie um dich herum, die du in deiner Ökonomie verbringst, die dich jeden Tag bedauert?

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

667.749

Hold on. So you're telling me that your communication with your team is such in the panic and the heat of all these moments and you need silence, that you've never in all of your life led your team by yelling back, hey, somebody shut up. I don't, shut up. Somebody's talking too much. Shut up.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

77.77

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

866.308

Ryan, if I could get a little more help from you to make this just a little bit newsier, can you just follow me down this path and not think it got you journalism? Has Ryan Blaney ever said, when talking back to his crew, you know, and saying, less talking, less talking, does it ever, is it more often than not, less talking, Carl?

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

887.579

Like, that it's one guy and it's not all of them, it's one guy on your team and it's always Carl.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

905.308

I know you're trying to get me to call somebody out. No, I don't even know if you have a Carl. I'm not trying to get you to get anybody. But when you talk about things happening to your car, do you have a worst ever experience in your car? Um,

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

954.439

Ich weiß, dass du, Ryan, wahrscheinlich sehr gespannt bist, dass die Netflix-Serie rauskommt. Also, wenn du es zurückguckst, gibt es irgendwelche Momente, in denen du dich zurückdenkst und denkst, Mann, ich wundere, ob Karl das über mich hinter den Szenen gesagt hat. Und ich möchte wirklich auf Netflix schauen, um die echte Geschichte zu sehen, was an dem Tag passiert ist.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

971.642

Und denkst du, dass du jemanden in irgendwas fangen wirst? Hast du irgendwelche Momente erwartet, in denen du denkst, ich wundere, was da wirklich passiert ist? Lass mich sehen, ob ich sie in etwas fangen kann.

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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney

98.32

Greg Cody, are you ready to go? Your headset is not on. I am ready. What are you doing? You seem very busy here. We've got... I'm researching. You are researching?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

1189.585

I feel like Spike's got a hard time traveling. No, I'm just saying. He's the number one fan in New York. Do you think they have the game on? I mean, Timothee Chalamet reportedly missed the Met Gala to watch the Knicks game.

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

1206.392

Ich denke, wenn du das Spiel sehen möchtest, kannst du es sehen.

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

1210.173

Es muss wild sein. Ich meine, mal ehrlich, wenn du drinnen bist, dann ist es wie ein leerer Banquet Hall, oder? Was geht da drin? Ist es wie ein Show? Ich denke, dass die Feindinnen sich einfach zurück in die Wälder befinden, sie wiederholen und dann gehen sie nach Hause. Ich glaube nicht, dass da was drin ist.

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

1648.068

Das ist ein Apple-Geräusch. Greg hat kein Apple.

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

1712.179

Thick toenails too. In this business. Stand on it. You keep coming, Greg. I mean, you go through traffic and all just to come and be abused every day. I come here, man. I do. Show videos of you falling in bushes. It's insane.

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

1861.132

You're welcome to everyone else.

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

1953.899

Das war sehr neugierig. Sehr neugierig. Ich denke, Christopher ist jetzt aus der Wille, oder?

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

2477.918

Straight to the gallows.

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

249.289

Really makes you respect the jerky boys, huh?

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

277.374

He didn't sound that mad. He sounded pretty pleasant.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

321.642

You should have worn your rings today. Next time you're on with Cody, you gotta wear your rings. Yeah, yeah.

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

328.926

Where are they?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

332.247

What do you, do you like weddings? Like, what do you, what do you take them out for?

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

337.328

Really?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

346.77

Asshole. This is the Dan Levator Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

565.623

He's getting there, he's fine.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

582.661

Did you guys hear it? Because I actually... There it is again!

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

759.81

Yeah. Heard it again. Maybe it's in the control room and one of their mics is on. Ich habe es gehört.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

783.126

Alle sind ruhig.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

792.346

Yes, because Stugatz is fired.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

855.725

You think it was more likely we framed you than you just made a mistake?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

875.603

But it was you, but it wasn't your fault, it was us doing it to you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

893.78

Wenn es dein Laptop ist, kann es auch deine Schuld sein. Aber es war nicht mein Laptop.

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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired

901.906

Nein, ich glaube nicht, dass du dafür verantwortlich warst.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Splendiferous Day

1610.032

That's okay.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Splendiferous Day

2073.22

Es war bloviating. Es ist mehr New Yorker New York, aber wir waren nahe.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Splendiferous Day

697.347

Er hat mich gerade getext, dass er hier sein wird. Er hat mich vor ein paar Tagen getext, dass er hier sein wird, um 8.44 Uhr.

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Local Hour: Splendiferous Day

732.549

Greg-Alert. Ein Leben-Alert. Wäre es nicht ein Gris-Alert? Was ist ein Gris-Alert? Eine alte Person-Alert. Nein, es heißt ein Silber-Alert. Es ist ein Silber-Alert. Ja, es hat einen echten Namen. Es sollte ein Gris-Alert sein.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

1022.395

Greg, you would have liked this because the guy that was announcing the contest actually made this comment. And some of us were wondering because there was, I think, four competitors in the contest. And, you know, the professional eater was doing it very quickly. Obviously, he had six corn dogs in one eating.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

1038.067

And I think all of the people that participated got, like, you know, for participating, they won, like, passes to the fair or something, right? One of the guys was just eating a corndog. Like, he went there, and they're like, did you just want, like, a free lunch? Because he was just eating a corndog very leisurely, and then he got to take the rest of them home.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

1062.912

That's right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

1247.518

Mina, is this season worth watching of Love is Blind? I've seen articles that said it's the most boring season yet.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

1258.414

Oh, yeah? Okay.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

1275.08

I like pods. I like honeymoon. I hate when they go to the apartments because that's when life gets real and that's when I don't want to see.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

1292.909

Yeah.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

1295.41

Jessica surprised him at the lake party like a couple of years ago. And then the guy, I don't even remember his name, was like, oh, what did I do here?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

723.458

What is that supposed to mean? Well, the corn dog contest. I didn't know I was going to. I did get a heads up that there would be a corn dog eating contest at the event, but that's not the event that I was going to. It was a satellite corn dog eating contest where the winner now gets to participate in the Miami-Dade County Fair corn dog eating contest. But what am I going to do?

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

744.592

Walk away and not watch a corn dog eating contest when one takes place?

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

755.079

This corndog eating contest was fierce. They had a ringer come in, if I'm going to be honest with you.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

760.185

What?

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

761.346

No. What? No. So the corndog eating contest, there was a ringer there that obviously had been doing this before, and then they just ask anyone, anyone want to be a challenger, you can come and eat corndogs. This guy ate six corndogs in a minute. It was six corndogs, he ate them in a minute. It was going to be whoever's eating the most in the two minute time frame.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

782.985

Yeah, you pull the stick out.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

785.466

Yeah. And then there was a wrestler Domino who was the, obviously, wrestler Domino was the judge of the corn dog eating contest. This all happened as it does as my secret society burger club that I become a part of. We were having our, you know, monthly meeting at our secret burger society.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

802.073

And then there was a corn dog eating contest at the secret society being judged by Domino, local wrestler, fan of the show. Lovely. Domino, lovely. Domino's girlfriend, very lovely people. Loved meeting them. They're big fans of everyone here.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

816.477

You can see Domino wrestle the first Saturday of every month at the tank, I'm told. And Tripping Animals, I think, the third Saturday of every month.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

824.645

Yeah, I got into it with Domino. I'm trying to find the time to make myself available to go see Domino wrestle.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

833.214

Maybe involve myself in a match. Who's to say? I haven't spoken to Domino about that. We'll see what happens. Where was this? This was actually at the grand opening of a restaurant that's coming out. That's why the burger meeting was there. We were tasting the burgers and the chicken tenders that they have. They also have homemade ice cream sandwiches. It was delicious.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

851.148

I want to be in a secret burger society. It's hard to get into. You have to subscribe to BurgerBee's Patreon. Domino will be at our Domino tournament, maybe.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

877.645

Is this the invite? Well, Domino, you're invited, friends. Come on down to the tournament.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

893.049

No, they rip that. So he rips out. Look, people are going to say that's silly. He's not going to eat the stick, obviously. But like I think the same thing with bean chills. Right. So like you take a bean show and a bean show is basically a shish kebab. And you I. try to eat the shish kebab by taking out the stick, and then I eat the pieces of meat individually, right?

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

911.635

Now, those shish kebab sticks can splinter. A corndog stick, I don't think so, because a corndog stick, to my knowledge, is like a popsicle stick.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

927.263

Okay, there it is.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

930.085

He's there for the murder of the NFL legend. Hi, Domino. Good to see you again. Hello. La lucha.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

940.231

Yeah. Okay. Bye, Domino. Have a good day. All right. Excellent work. So that was Domino. He looks like the Iron Sheik from over here. He's basically Tony, or what Tony wants to be, is Domino, in every sense of the word. Cool, jacked, good at wrestling.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

960.117

There was no highlights. It lasted a minute. The guy just stuck six corndogs in his mouth in a minute and swallowed it. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. And then he had like a little, I didn't like, so we see the Nathan's famous hot dog contest on the 4th of July and they have to do the buns. And like, there's the whole like, we do the things. Now it's going to be a gift.

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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)

977.285

Now, yeah, it's not going to go well for me. So they do that. Right. And now they're going to do the thing with the corndogs and the corndog is basically the same thing. Internet, be nice to me, please.

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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)

1355.52

Warte, also der, der das filmt, ist mit dem Jungen, der geschluckt wird, verbunden? Wir haben nicht das Audio. Ist das horrifisch? Ist er so, oh nein, sorry.

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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)

2930.23

Das ist der Grund, warum dein zweiter war der schlechteste, weil du dich kurz verloren hast in dem Moment.

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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)

335.089

I'm a GA guy. Catch me in the JMO.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)

510.88

Alright, Marino 84. Single season, Mount Rushmore. Cody Ross had a year.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)

539.07

Manu! Manu last year, or spring 2022. Ja, 2022 Manu, for sure.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)

542.01

Greg. Steve Martin.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)

546.111

Huberto had a great year.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)

580.551

Oh mein Gott, South Plantation. Ich denke, ich war... Was ist das?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)

583.932

Ja, du warst. Ich sollte 13 sein.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)

613.506

Das war überraschend.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)

886.691

Chris Chambers hatte 15 Schüsse in einem Spiel in 2005. Das ist nicht so weit. Das ist nicht so weit mit Lamar Smith.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

113.399

Keep those videos coming, because as I told you yesterday, the way that I've learned that things work is maybe the first 64. So you want to get on that first 64 just to make sure you have a shot. Because if you're, you know, submission 218, but we have 64 that we like, I don't know that number 219 is going to come in and bump someone out. So get in.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

132.695

Also, here's something that I didn't expect to happen, friends. I had someone reach out to me on Cameo. Yesterday and the request was can you record my video for March sadness? So, you know like a Larry or a Tom or whatever reached out to me and said that's creative They want me Billy to speak on their behalf why they should get into March sadness So, I mean, I don't think that did you do it?

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

156.676

I haven't done it yet and I find myself Greg I think in a similar situation as Dan in terms of I may be compromised here and Yeah. I think the situation here, though, is different, though, because if I do this video where I am going to be someone's submission on their behalf, it is fan voting. So fans can decide who moves on from round to round. You know what I mean?

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1626.266

Well, on the coach, Mount Rushmore can be.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1633.391

Really?

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1667.555

Well, Jimmy's then making it only because of his time at the University of Miami.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1674.9

But Cowboys can't be in play here.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1682.969

Yeah, but then you have someone like Miguel Cabrera who did his best elsewhere while being part of the Moreland. Although that hit off the rocket.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1725.381

Only one ring for Riley down here, though, as a coach, if we're going to be honest. And he kind of shoved Stan Van Gundy out of the way to get that one. So, I mean, hmm. Do you put someone on Mount Rushmore for half a season of coaching?

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

176.748

So, like, I'm not actually compromised here. I'm just doing a fan a solid in exchange for compensation. Yeah, of course. But, you know, that's just them's the breaks.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1804.959

Barkov might be there. How can you say that Barkov can be there but not LeBron James?

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1813.434

People watch LeBron.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1818.119

I'm just trying to sort out this Mount Rushmore that has 50 people on it now.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1825.025

You could not. You'd have to limit it to four.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1841.517

That was a moment.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1846.539

All right, we'll do moments. Wait, hold on. Is Messi on the Mount Rushmore? No, not a moment.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1890.286

But that wasn't here, though, so that doesn't count.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

190.433

No, well, I'm not a fan. No, the fans are the ones that go and do it, and then we will get 64 best, and then we will seed them, and then they'll go up against each other bracket style.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1915.877

They used the other two tickets.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1941.699

Well, that's how you make things exclusive. You don't let people in. In a perfect night, a speakeasy has no one in it. That's the dream night for a speakeasy.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1953.083

Yeah, that's capacity.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

1958.644

Who were those people?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Read The Room

1963.245

Rhonda's son.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

2021.949

I think so, yeah.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

2026.592

He did that for us. No, that's in the Northeast Ohio region.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

2152.089

But you should have done it.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

2265.582

You didn't put in their Las Vegas food tango.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

227.073

Not how it works, no. God, that was terrible. That's not, no. So obnoxious. Not the contest at all.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

2270.367

Oh, this is good moments. I thought it was just moments in general. You know Carrot Top is 60? Really? Yeah.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

2278.55

From shoulders up, he looks all of 75. Shoulders down, different story. Who are you talking about? Carrot Top. Oh, wow. He's 70? Yeah. No, 60. Oh, 60.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

2294.46

Shoulders up he is.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

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That was a moment. Would you do that interview if they said the only way you can talk to Michael is if you wear a Michael Jordan jersey?

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

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Now we're starting to wonder insurance scams.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

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To finish the job.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

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A bit yappy, if you ask me. Oh, so loud. Does not shut up. Won't stop talking, that guy, Sean McGill.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

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Well, you could ask before we just go on air and call people racist.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

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Absolutely not. I mean, yes, but no. If that makes sense.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

651.318

Idrith Elba? Don't care. Okay, so hold on now, Dan. Is Carl racist?

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

659.099

Carl doesn't want a Black 007, Dan. You put yourself in quite the spot.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

69.851

I mean, I'm not. I came up with the idea. Now it's become, so what are we doing? And I'm like, I don't know. I just offered the idea. But then it's more like, well, are you going to do that? I'm like, I just gave you an idea. You didn't have an idea. So go to levitardaf.com and you can submit your video. We're going to pick 64 to go up against each other. Wow.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

694.399

It really isn't a big country, though. Do I make you horny, baby?

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

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That's crazy.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

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And then fans will be voting against each other. And you're going to prompt every round that you'll do it. And then fans voting will determine who will watch a game first.

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The Big Suey: Read The Room

998.782

Not if Carl has anything to do with it.

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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy

You're listening to DraftKings Network. Hey, have you checked out that spreadsheet I sent you for our dinner options? Finance your car with Carvana and experience total control. Financing subject to credit approval.

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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy

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Wow, that's not bad.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

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I mean, last year. Yeah, come on.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

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Yeah, to be fair. He just said a hot dog stand.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

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It's his mom's mom's mom.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

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Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

1909.864

And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

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All of us together.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

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In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

1954.396

To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com. Slash Dan.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

2258.809

David, does it change in a capped sport versus a non-capped sport, though? Because if you're the Marlins, or any other team in Major League Baseball, Because they're unhappy? Yeah. If they're not going to play for you, if they're going to hold out, if they're not going to give you their max effort. We've seen literal examples of this over the last month in the NBA.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

2298.373

I'm saying Jimmy Butler.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

2605.632

Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

2626.198

And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

2648.675

In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

2670.725

To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com. slash Dan.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

780.058

Thank you, Venmo. Don't say bits on air, David.

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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa

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Should we ask him what he thinks about the fine system?

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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic

1004.215

The Dan Levitard Show celebrates 20 years of content this year while continuing to be one of the most downloaded podcasts each day. Whereas Billy Gill is recognized as the Guardian's fourth ranked, fourth best NFL analyst in the country, if not the world.

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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic

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Whereas Billy is part of the creative genius behind the award-winning God Bless Football podcast, which, by the way, was just named best football podcast in the last 48 hours. God Bless Football. God Bless Football. In addition to being part of the FIU football and now baseball broadcast, and whereas Billy... One minute left. Stop.

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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic

1076.502

This Friday, January the 31st of 2025, as Billy Gill and Family Day in the city of Cartersville, I encourage all the citizens to celebrate and welcome them as they enjoy the menu.

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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic

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This can't be still going on. This can't be still happening.

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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic

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while continuing to be one of the most downloaded podcasts each day.

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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic

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This can't still be going on. All right. PFPI. The PFPI Gala, 21 years.

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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic

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I'm going to assume he doesn't go to the ladies room. You kidding me? Are you kidding me?

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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic

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God bless football.

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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic

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Back in 2019, one of the more fun days of my life, um, was when I came up with a harebrained idea about naming a day after somebody who was associated with one of the, or really the favorite podcasts and has become an unhealthy obsession over the last 10 plus years. Up came Billy, so it was a fun day, and since then we've been able to communicate from time to time.

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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic

983.07

And out of the blue, Billy has decided to come back with his family, and I thought there was something that we should do to mark the momentous occasion, what is the sixth anniversary.

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Postgame Show: I Happen to Have a Few Questions for You (feat. Juju Gotti)

220.899

It's in Spanish because Spanish kind of did all that.

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Postgame Show: I Happen to Have a Few Questions for You (feat. Juju Gotti)

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I think that the word flan is Cuban, right? So when I think of that, that's what I think of. But I think people have it by other names. And it's kind of the same dish. It just goes by different names.

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Postgame Show: I Happen to Have a Few Questions for You (feat. Juju Gotti)

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Can never have one again.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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Ron, we were going to have you on after the Kentucky Derby, and we had lots of horse questions. One of the first ones was, how prevalent is incest in the horse racing community? Ooh. Because you hear like, oh, this person or this horse, I guess, is, you know, along the lineage of Secretariat.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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And then this past year in the Kentucky Derby, I believe everyone participating was, you know, from the Secretariat lineage. Even the jockeys. If you have so many people who are connected to Secretariat, how prevalent, I guess, is incest in or, you know, incestual behaviors in the horse racing community? And are there defects to horse incest? Wow.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

1726.85

That's a scam, right? That's a scam. The 16th cousin of Secretariat, what they have in their blood doesn't make them any better than another horse.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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They've been known to cross the line from time to time as well. They're line steppers. Dolphins.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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Boys, she's back. Ron, would it be more humane instead of putting down a horse when they break their leg to give it a big wheel?

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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Well, what if it had two missing legs? So it had two wheels. So it was more on like a chariot. Like you see sometimes with little doggies, how the doggies are on like they have wheelchairs. If you had two wheels for a horse.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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No, the wheels would be tremendously different too. They'd be round, but they'd be different size, different strength, titanium maybe.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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It's the behavior. They'd be stronger wheels. I'm not, Ron, I'm not telling you we're going to put in a dog wheelchair. That's silly. That would break the dog wheelchair. This is going to be a wheelchair built for a horse.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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Yeah. Thank you for your service.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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Ooh, yeah, blade-running horses would be sick, Ron.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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But Pablo's degree's in sociology, so he's not a journalist.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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Some would say that's like an English assignment for sophomores.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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Well, there's also a territory war amongst ice cream trucks. There is, yeah. They take it very seriously. You can't just drive around with an ice cream truck willy-nilly. You have to kind of get in and talk to the right people and let the heads of the ice cream underworld know that you're now in the ice cream business. And should they accept you then, okay, but should they not?

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

474.249

Don't let them catch you on those streets.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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But it was two-something billion a couple years ago.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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No, you're an ice cream truck, man.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

521.831

What was your guys' go-to? I went screwball. A two-ball screwball or just one screwball?

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

531.5

Choco-taco is good.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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Who put on the diaper? You or your wife?

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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I don't have like a protector. Well, the sheet is still... No, you take the sheet off and you put the sheet to wash.

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Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird

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Is he on a caca sheet now?

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1153.331

I want to talk about a team that I actually want to see come playoff time. I want to see the Chiefs. I want Patrick Mahomes strolling into my stadium with max confidence. I want Travis Kelsey. I want Taylor Swift. I want the team that lost to Jordan Love. I want the team that lost to Aiden O'Connell. I want the team that trailed 17 to nothing to Jake Browning.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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That is the team that I would like to face in the playoffs. That's the team, indeed, that I would want to face in the playoffs because that team is not very good.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1211.894

I struggle throwing things away, man. I do. I don't like partying with things from my childhood or my past. I'm a hoarder. You throw things away? I do. Hmm. Interesting. Anyway, Weekend Observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Dan, it was once bigger than Oprah, the biggest podcast in the world. But after Project came up and took precedence, it got lost in the shuffle.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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But Dan, a fire has been lit. deep inside of me and this underdog is ready to rise because dana i brought it back and just like that make no mistake about it the stupidity podcast feed is still alive and back I had no idea where it was. I got a notification the other day. I had to dig around. I had to find it.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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Like, comment, subscribe, unsubscribe, resubscribe. That's how you made us bigger than Oprah. Do it again. New York Knicks, the rare team that was built to beat the Celtics but not win a championship.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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What if you don't meet him in the Eastern Conference final?

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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No, no, it's five-minute abs. New York added Mikkel Bridges and Carl Anthony Towns just to lose to the same Pacers team. What are we doing? When Thomas Bryant is out playing your superstar, you know what you do? You call your superstar a loser. That's exactly right. You know. You also pack it up. Season's over.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1368.898

Where'd he come from?

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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Yes. Cat, not a winning player. In fact, the Julius Randle-Carl Anthony Towns trade, the rare trade that went from a win-win to a lose-lose.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1404.957

It's got to be Catter Durant.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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Mike Trout. He's the logo. Mike Trout. He shouldn't be the logo. It should be Jordan, but Jerry West is a good one.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1451.204

They're not doing it. They should.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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I've never felt older. Loser. Than somebody trying to explain to me what the pink drugs were that Stefan Diggs had on that boat. What were they? I don't know.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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They have to say they're doing it. Do they actually do it? They don't have to really do it. Just say that you're doing it. Skip the oppression. It's like the Dolphins' bully game thing.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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I call it the pink. Okay.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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Alleged.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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Hey, Dan. Want to feel old? Mike Cameron's son is a brewer. What? Oh, yes. like father like son the brew crew mike cameron david sampson saying bill simmons is jealous of pablo tory for his bill belichick reporting ha close your eyes and picture this there should be a superhero called company man he carries a briefcase hey david

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1621.883

Bill Simmons sold the ringer for $250 million in no world, and I mean none, would Bill Simmons ever be jealous of Pablo Torre? I'm just saying. I love Pablo, but there is no scenario where Bill is jealous of Pablo. That's not happening. I'm jealous of Bill.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1686.776

If you did cocaine, though, and someone trotted out pink cocaine, would you snort it? I mean, if you do coke, yeah. My coke needs to be white. If it's a bachelorette, yeah. I'd feel like someone, you know, probably put something in it, you know?

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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Loser. Pascal Siakam is what Heat fans think Bam Adebayo should be.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1713.684

Woof. That hurts. Pascal Siakam looks like he's 54 years old. He does. A young 54. Texas Tech softball. Snapping a 37-game losing streak to Oklahoma. You know what that means, of course, right, Dan? I do not. They were due. Okay. The Red Raiders. Sooners. It turns out all Juan Soto needed was a healthy dose of the Colorado Rockies.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1759.106

Chess. Rest of the world. Checkers. We're not talking enough about Scottie Scheffler, man. If he were black... Oh, boy. When both series end early, let's move up the games. There should have been hockey over the weekend.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1784.225

For the fan bases, it's needed.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1808.035

Knicks fans, let's remember this moment. The next time we want to storm the streets outside of Madison Square Garden for winning in the second round. You know what they say, Dano. Act like you've been there before. I mean, we set ourselves up for this every single year. We celebrate so much over meaningless series victories that when we lose, everyone crushes us.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1870.091

On one hand, I'm sad the Knicks lost. On the other hand, I'm happy I never have to hear from Reggie Miller again.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1888.165

If I don't hear Reggie Miller on TNT, I'm not hearing Reggie Miller.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1901.308

It's not Reggie on TNT. It's not Reggie. It's a weird take, but I'm just done with Reggie. Loser. I mean, New York made Reggie.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1913.538

Thank you.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

1953.853

Loser. NBA on TNT. Tip of the cap. I'm going to miss that. It's not. Yeah, but it's not. Listen, if it's not on TNT, it's not on TNT. You mentioned that. That's true.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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Just tip of the cap. They did a great job. They did. They covered the NBA at an amazing level for many years. Just tipping a cap. Here, let's tip a cap. We should. Let's all do it. We should.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2054.381

New York, the only market that could want their coach fired after he took them somewhere they hadn't been in 25 years. It's amazing. Obi Toppin, Revenge Series. Here's something to ponder. If an NBA Finals happens and nobody watches, nobody cares, or nobody talks about it, did it actually happen?

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2096.668

Pacers Thunder, the rare series where both teams can point at trading Paul George away as the moment they instantly got better.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2112.638

A big congratulations to Josh Allen and Hanley Stenfield. Hanley? Hanley. Hanley? I don't know what her name is. Stenfield. Made her a Marlins shortstop. I did. Regardless, Josh finally got a ring.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2136.921

Mike Trout, do it in the postseason.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2142.986

Mike Trout, make it to the postseason. Mariners, Cole Young with a walk-off in his MLB debut. How can you not be romantic about baseball? It's all baseball has left is romance. I still love baseball. Do you? Yes. You're the one.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2185.484

Justin Fields said he believes he can be great with the New York Jets. Hey, Justin. Got some news for you. You can't.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2201.947

I'm just letting him know.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2205.208

But he has set the bar so high for himself, and I want him to set it lower because he's not going to be great there. He wasn't great in Pittsburgh. He wasn't great in Chicago. He's not going to be great as a Jet. No one's great as a Jet except Rivas.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2224.436

Name one. And don't say Namath. I'll wait all day. Andrew McCutcheon. Still doing it. Cutch. With all this additional time on my hands, I've been listening to a lot of content. Top five things you should subscribe to. Substack. Stugatz790.substack.com God bless football. YouTube. YouTube.com. That's still got 790. Number two, stupidity. And number one, the hockey show. That is a quality show.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

226.61

Loser.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2269.054

I'm telling you, Roy Dworky. It's a good show, man. Who else is on that with them? No idea. Rose. Oh, and Rosie, of course. And Ethan.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2311.041

Subscribe, rate, review.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

232.412

That a boy.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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Missing an entire series after getting hit by a pitch on the elbow. You know what Bryce isn't, Dan? A hockey player. An entire series?

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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Yeah, a walk-off's a walk-off.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

2418.604

Double the David Sampson. Still wouldn't be five feet tall or weigh over 100 pounds. What? What? What do you mean? I love David. It really doesn't sound like it. I just said double the David. It was funny. Five feet tall. He's small. You get it? Good clean humor. I love David as much as he loves me. And as much as he loves Pablo.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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At any point, do you think Kylie Jenner looked around, realized she was in Indiana, and said, why the hell am I here? Speaking of hell. Dan, those are the weekend observations.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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Classic.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

265.072

Did he run a radio station? I don't know.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

551.64

Problems are coming.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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This is what... I mean, you on a diet is not believable.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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Oh, wow. Whoa. Don't throw them away now. Wait a second. Billy!

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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I want to try one.

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The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos

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I think we all had the same reaction. You've never been to a thrift store.

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He is going up, though. It's elevating, right? Now he's at Bill Simmons, like mogul of the industry. What's next? How much higher can he go? Us. But he's already feuded with me.

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Local Hour: We Made You, We Run You

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We run you. The producer in the back saluted him.

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Yeah, me too. It's like a squiggly line for me. I can't see whose name it is.

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Zero.

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Could the answer be that he's just slow? Loser. And that's the reason why he's a bad defender? He's just really slow and plotting? That's the thing. If you work on your agility, your quickness, maybe you can be a better defender.

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If I'm dumb but I do care and I'm trying, then, you know, there's that. There is that with you.

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Knicks are 869 and 1139 between June 3rd, 2000 and June 3rd, 2025.

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Losers.

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48-34 in their season in 74-75. Rick Barry, 30 points a game. Rick Barry was killing. He was a baller. Six assists.

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50?

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What's your pop time?

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That's a great one. Kevin Costner, 6'1", by the way. Yeah, he's a tall guy.

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Uh-oh. Record for a career, 317 and 328. Loser! What did you call a loser the other day?

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Not how, more like who was there to see it. There was nobody there.

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How many people jumping in?

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It does kind of taste like chicken. It's like a mix between chicken and calamari is where Gator lives. It tastes like a chicken that's been swimming.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Cuervo.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Oh, wow. So look, this is what Sebastian's telling you. Look, I've got very little bandwidth at this point. I'm a very busy man. If you want to get my attention, you can't do it with four and four. It better be six and two. It better be seven and one. Get my attention early. You bears, you've crushed me for too many years.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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I will not believe until you get me to nine and one and ten and one, and I still won't trust you.

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So this would be comedy at the end of this game, though. But you're not even arguing time management. You're like, yeah, of course our coach screwed it up and now he's fired. That's how we do it.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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He did it publicly right here on our show. You haven't heard that before.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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When you are on tour at this point, I imagine you're at a point in your career now that all your dreams have come true and you've gotten the things you've wanted more than you ever imagined from being able to make people laugh. Is it what you expected?

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Because I imagine that you're under it all the time and it would just be hard to be present in the things at home that you need to be when your dreams are coming true.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Well, you do an amazing job with your body. And the reason I was asking the question about the amount you're working is because of how difficult it is to keep the standard where you've kept it. When everybody's hungry in this game and you've arrived at some of the things that you want, it would be real easy to get fat.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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But in your act, you can see that you're someone who insists on, no, these people paid to see me. I'm going to honor them by giving them my best work. I wonder how much joy gets sucked out of that because of how hard it is, though, because it doesn't seem like that would be a lot of fun at this age touring around when you don't have to be doing it except you care that way.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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New episodes releasing weekly. First season is streaming right now. Billy, you had something before Cody went there.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Yeah, how'd you cure sciatica? My grandmother had it. My wife complains about it. I feel it sometimes. It shoots down your leg into your butt. You got knee braces. What'd you do? How do we cure this?

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Have you ever heard of mashing? Because we have this woman, Genesis, that comes here and she just walks on top of people. It sounds weird. It's just kind of something that happens at the office. She lays down a mat and she just starts walking on top of people with a walker as a form of massage.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Then she wears those shoes that have the individual toe socks and then gets in there and starts mashing and just standing and sometimes jumping on top of you.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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the only thing that worked for me was the pilates and i'm standing by it but uh go try to walk her if you think it's gonna work the mashing it felt like a like a thing to kind of help my back then i started wondering like is this just like a kink of genesis because like she just likes kind of like shoving her like toes up your ass basically like she's just there like trying to digging into your back and then i was always afraid that i was gonna like poop myself because like it's all of the body weight on top of you so i started doing a match also just so you know

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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and i feel like because we bonded about this a little bit earlier stickers all over her walker It kind of threw me off a little bit.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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I don't think that you and Sebastian have bonded at all. I think you're misreading the entirety of the situation.

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Well, sciatica sounds terrible. This man's an American hero. Limping. He's making us laugh. He's going city to city. He's in Naples. God love him. He's in Naples because he wants to make old people laugh. And he's been making people laugh.

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Well, yeah, if everyone's going to dinner at 5 p.m., are your shows too late at night for people?

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Oh, that's perfect. No, no, no, you don't. Nooner! Nooner on a Wednesday in Naples doesn't sound like the height of show business. Season two of bookie premieres on max. Why did that show appeal to you? And I was surprised to see you in a movie opposite Robert De Niro. And I'm thinking to myself that somewhere in there, you must have the most amazing story about where it is.

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You got awed because you couldn't believe you were acting opposite Robert De Niro.

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Mike Ryan throwing things on the field. Disrespectful, right? Somebody can die out there. You hit them with something. It's disrespectful to throw things on the field.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Sebastian live.com is where you go. If you want to catch Sebastian on his, it ain't right tour in a last question, as we get you out here, when you talk about being on the stage at MSG with your family, wherever it is that gratitude is most emotional for you. Like, where is it that you get moved to tears on? I can't believe this is my life right now.

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I've arrived at some of the things that I never thought possible.

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Yeah, what's happening? Weird, weird argument. I think there was like a stampede across the pond yesterday after a soccer match where 58 people died or something.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Sebastian, nice seeing you. Good catching up with you again. Thank you for the time, sir.

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I didn't get to supermarket bar with him because I'm still rocked by this. I did not know that there were bars in supermarkets before today.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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It's just a Starbucks employee. There's a sentence. The draft beer is the thing.

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You look it up. You look it up.

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You prove it to us. I know the answer. Again, Billy was distracted earlier. I'm still confused by Greg Cody. who has on his podcast, which we have not promoted, Stu Gatz as a guest because they have a book signing. We need to celebrate this as a show. Lucy, stop yawning. It's a big week.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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It's a big week for Greg Cody and Stu Gatz. I and we, the audience, should be proud that they are keeping the written word alive with fanfare. They're going to a church. They're too big for bookstores. Bookstores are collapsing, but Stugatz and Cody are rising atop the written word to have... something in Coral Gables or Coconut Grove? Where is this?

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Because it's too big for books and books, but what city is Thursday's extravaganza, Greg Cody?

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Seven locations in Miami-Dade, Broward, and Palm Beach counties are among the two dozen stores that will have craft beer, wine, and small plates available for purchase starting Wednesday.

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This was written August 18, 2015. They may have closed already.

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So Stugatz was not right.

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That's not on him then. He was almost right at one time. He was for a short time. Can I ask you guys a question? Just a quick aside.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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It's never quick. I feel like things went well with Sebastian. I don't know if you guys agree with me or not.

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You were a disaster. I don't know why Genesis came up. I don't know what you were doing there.

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Billy's yes and joke was fantastic. That's one of the best jokes I've ever heard. That was pretty good. So here's what I'm thinking. I want to send Sebastian stickers, but I feel like we have a very short window to get him the stickers in which he'll remember why he's getting stickers.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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So I'd like to challenge the people of Estero, Florida, who have the ability to see him over the next couple days, and then maybe even the people of Tampa, Florida, and Omaha, Nebraska. I feel like we have a week here. If you go to Sebastian's show... Take them stickers. If you come in contact to meet and greet, shake his hand, take a picture, hand him a sticker or two.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Say, Sebastian, this is for your laptop. This is from Billy. Yes.

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I'm running out of show, Billy. And you brought up what Genesis does to your hamstring and glutes. And she does get in there.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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How has this been doing, by the way? Put the town on alert.

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I don't know why you brought that up.

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Which part? You can see how that would happen. I mean, look at this video.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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I am running out of show. I see four toes. And again, I still don't understand why it is that you said to Greg Cody, Judge Judy, and he said, yeah, and you guys connected there two segments ago. Please.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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You don't get it.

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Please let me get to the rest of the show because Greg Cody has something to promote, not just his podcast. He joins us here every week. It's an honor to have a legitimate writing South Florida legend every week with us. And this week, him and Stugat.

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are celebrating on Thursday something that deserves our local audience who has an appreciation for Dave Barry, for Carl Hyasson, for all the things in this town. I want this to be a celebration of Stugatz and Cody on Thursday night because they're legitimate authors. They're authors with a buying public. That's something that not a lot of people get, and we got it right here this week at a church.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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We should all be thanking God at that church. Mm-hmm.

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But it's not just that, but it's Greg Cody has his podcast, which is why he joins us every week to promote that podcast.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody. And no fine bucket anymore. And Stu Gantz is the guest on this week's podcast.

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Billy. Huh. Dare I take the Panthers plus 12 at the Eagles? Dare I? I dare. Wow. I think you're going to take the Panthers plus 12 at the Eagles. That's a big line. I like the points there. The Panthers, they're losing the right way. I'll tell you that right now. Yep. They're showing us something. Not sure what, but something. There's some dog in that cat. You know what I mean? What?

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So I think I'm going to take the Panthers at plus 12. Yep. Against the Eagles. Against the spread.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Dog in that cat. All right. Let's get somebody who's an actual gambling expert who acts as someone in what?

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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He was 3-0, but Billy is not the star of the hit Max Original Series bookie, though.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Billy is 3-0, but Sebastian Maniscalco is the star of the hit Max Original Series bookie. And so we'll get to him in just a second because he's early to the Zoom because I got to get to Wink Martindale. I got to get to supermarket bars. I did not know that there were any supermarket bars. We got to get to Ocho Cinco sobbing because the Bengals lost on nightcap.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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And I got to also get to why it is that Greg Cody in the last segment agreed with Judge Judy when Billy said Judge Judy. What the hell was that? What was that? Sebastian, is that your doorbell? Your doorbell, yeah. What happened, Sebastian?

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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No, no, we clear the stage, sir. We give you maximum respect around here, even though you seem to be joining us from a hotel in a very small town. Where are you right now?

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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You don't know the joy of scrapbooking, my guy. Some vinyl. Stickers are coming back, man. I think you're just old. Yeah, they are.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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What's your address? Yeah, what's your address? I'll send you some stickers.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Billy, the famous comedian threw you an easy yes and, making fun of the stickers on your computer, and you defensively come back at him in a way that just throws a dead fish at our entire show and his act. Like, how do you not say yes and to the man who's on here because you're defensive about the stickers on your computer? We'll try it again.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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We'll try it again.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Where are you, Sebastian? That furniture. Look, you're at the top of your game right now. Very few people are killing comedy the way you are, and you don't even have to do it with the podcast the way the other guys do it. You're doing it with comedy, and you're doing it with some fun art.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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How did you feel? Because it didn't feel good when Billy came after your age there. I didn't like it. You came after him for stickers on the computer, and then he attacked you with his claws out in ways I didn't totally understand.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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It's not something that we'd considered around here. He's not entirely wrong. What is the age that we're done with stickers on the laptop? What is that age?

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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They're just stickers of... Yeah, he is promoting his podcast. A special guest this week is Stu Gantz. They're both best-selling authors here. But I'm talking to Sebastian.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Damn right he is. And I should say he's got his own podcast, Daddy vs. Doctor and the Pete and Sebastian Show, on all podcast platforms. But it feels to—correct me if I'm wrong, because you've been grinding your way through the industry for a long time. You've seen the evolutions of it.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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You see these podcast guys with followings like yours developing big money, and then you see Jezelnik say, that's not comedy. You're a podcaster if that's where you make your money. I respect comedy. And you're from that school, and you're crushing it right now. Where do you line up on everything I'm saying there?

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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It seems like a lot of work, though, right? The sold out residency at Vegas and Vegas at the Wynn, Madison Square Garden and season two of the bookie on Max like that. I don't think that stuff can be done casually. You must be working all the time.

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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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Peacock as well, that's right.

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All right, well, that is a hot take. I appreciate you firing the owner of the Bears because you're so pissed off. Who was the best quarterback of your Bears lifetime? Because Rex Grossman is the one who went to that Super Bowl. Is it Jay Cutler? It has to be McMahon.

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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco

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Very infrequently, not very much. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. By the way, what happened to the fullback?

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Cuervo.

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Yes, but you're not done with them, though. You're living and dying. So I don't know how busy you are or if you on the holidays are all about family, but Thanksgiving, are you watching this with people you care about? Are you watching something you care about with people you care about and watching your coach do that and then get fired?

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Banning it. There's no next game, though. Right. That was it. Also, if you're Ohio State, you have more to lose if you're Ohio State, right? You could potentially get yourself... Okay, congratulations, Michigan. You won the game. Also, we're going to the playoffs, and you're not because you sucked this year, and you didn't cheat, so you didn't win this year. But they could get themselves hurt.

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They could get themselves suspended. I understand that it's disrespectful, but... you kind of need to try to have somewhat of a level head, which is hard to do in a rivalry game when you're young and the adrenaline is going. But you have more to lose if you're Ohio State than Michigan in that spot.

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So just to be clear, we're trying to establish a line of where disrespect is in terms of planting a flag or not, and then an additional line to figure out at what age they're no longer children and they are fully formed adults and they should know better.

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Well, I'm surprised, honestly, that he thanked me. Also, I was surprised to get a text from him that said, what are the picks today? And I was like, well, this is not how this normally goes.

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Well, no, I mean, yes, that too, obviously. I told him earlier in the day. But normally he doesn't ask me, like, what should we do? And I had been going back and forth and I had given him reasons yesterday. Billy's Big Board's Bets brought to you by Bookie. We have a sponsor now, Bookie. Check it out. HBO Max. It's streaming now on Max.

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Congratulations on the sponsorship that started with a B. Chuck Lorre show. And Nick Buckeye.

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You truly believe that they'd be in the playoff if they're in the SEC and they're not because they're in the ACC?

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And Sebastian Maniscalco. I wonder what he's up to.

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Yeah. That feels like the time in the show where it's like we just got to grasp at ESPN any way that we can. Nick Bakai, weekly? Yes.

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Yeah. He was the original Mike Schur.

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The gambling thing didn't make sense until I went and I saw he wrote Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. That was a gamble.

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So what do they do? They put a rule you're not allowed to do it because, like, I hate to tell you, there's a rule that you're not allowed to storm the field and no one abides by that.

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Exactly. The aliens didn't do it when we planted the flag on the moon.

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Absolutely not.

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There's no way.

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Yeah.

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Elastic arms.

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He doesn't even look like one of those dudes who's just good at every sport. He is an incredible athlete, but there's no way he can throw it farther than Tua. There's no way.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

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Bro, there's no way. We just got done talking about how you get disrespected every time someone even remotely insinuates that they could outdo you at something that you did for money.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

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Yeah, that was definitely the Baja. I mean, it's all copyright issues.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

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This is the Don Labrador Show with the Stugats.

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ChatGPT?

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Do they have him mixed up with Ant Edwards?

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Well, definitely not a better decision maker. It's not quite known for that. But I also don't think he can throw it further.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

1501.239

What are we doing, Chad? It's 31 yards. What the hell are we doing? And now you're spreading this folklore that people are taking and running with.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

1513.728

Are we kidding right now? You think he's the first athlete 6'3"? That doesn't mean you can throw a football 70 yards because he can do crazy windmills.

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It was like, yeah.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

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But remember that game against the Knicks? Shut up, ChatGPD. You sound like my Uncle Rick.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

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You wouldn't believe the archives I've had to go into to prove Uncle Rick wrong because he thinks I don't have access to newspapers.

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Uncle Rick.

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He ran track. Why are you laughing, man? What? He's running for North Carolina. That doesn't mean anything to you as a Maryland Terp, but to me who grew up wanting to play for North Carolina. He has a baton, so he's on some team of sort. Yeah. On some relay.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

1612.415

Let's break this down. Especially since he wasn't in the headband era. How old is Taylor? Ah. That's a wild look. The headband era was like 2001. There's no way that this was then.

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1642.241

That's like a Greek last name, man. This is like a Nike ad to sell the headbands. Like, let's just put someone right dab in the middle.

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I see some Mbappe.

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George Mason would be the George on top.

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I don't know.

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I hate to discriminate against. As a former walk-on, I don't want to discriminate against the walk-ons. However. Because some of us do have talent. Right. However. This does point to, it is not Taylor so much. It is the guy beside him. Because in a 400, his neck shouldn't be back that far. That looks like a distance runner. That's a distance runner's demeanor. And body style.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

1777.079

The glasses is the thing. And those are rec specs, for sure.

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1796.57

goodness taylor yeah who are you running against i like i like my chances against taylor in the 100 i did run a 100 last year nice this is a look at me louis situation because i it was the same thing i'm like i want to see what this is about and all out i did tweak my hamstring i absolutely did it put me out i have not run since it was in july good for you but i did run an 11-6 damn

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That's solid at 39 years old.

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Hold on, hold on, hold on. A little dish, a little give and go.

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Can you create? He's tall. Can you create and can you stop me from getting to the cup?

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So he's a two-sport athlete at North Carolina.

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That's factual. So it's not like he was putting everything into track.

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He's grown up in such nice houses that they don't have creeks.

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I don't think so. Maybe he did. No, we're not giving him the two-sport. He has everything else.

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No, he's not. He is not.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

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Don't take it.

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Are you sure? Look me in my eyes and promise. No, it wasn't you.

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If I'm in town...

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That's not a good thing, though. Because the more times you use it... The higher the number goes. No. Yes. The justification that it would be lower because you're basically exposed to more drivers who might understand what you do is weird versus what they think a rider should be.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

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I would have gave you a one star for that.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

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478. I was a 492. I know.

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She had two charges of $250 for throwing up in the Uber. That she remembered.

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That's valid. I'll take it. I didn't want to go into that, but I can tell when I get an Uber if this guy likes black people or not.

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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle

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You're not even. How do you start that conversation? Now that we're here. Finally.

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That's not the reason why Ja's not Ja, man. You got to let that bird free, man. You got to let him. You got to give him a weekend. That's Dennis Rod. You got to give him a weekend in South Beach, man. I wanted to ask Steve Williams that about Tiger. You got to let them do what they do, man. That's his

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That's great. I didn't want to say it. That's why I wanted to give grace to Neek, man, because we're going to take accountability, which Steve went on record he is not for. He is not for workplace accountability. I'm like, okay, we're just breezing over everything at this point.

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It's this age-old problem in sports where you think the title puts you in charge or you think the talent sometimes puts you in charge. When I was playing receiver in the league and I had other receivers, And they were like, man, you're so happy being the fourth. I'm like, I'm not happy being the fourth receiver, bro. I know what I make. Like, this is the most I can be looking at the contract.

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And you arguing for touches as an undrafted free agent on special teams, that ain't how this works, my boy. Yeah. You got to follow the money trail. So even looking at Coach Jenkins and what you make a year versus what Ja makes a year, it is not more important for what your strategy is. It only fits in that way of how it pertains to the main investment, which is Ja Morant.

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955.879

And also, you might not have even done anything from your perspective, the warrant being fired or whatever. But from an organizational standpoint, we've invested this into Ja Morant. Even if it is like, hey, maybe this doesn't work out. Maybe he'll never be the same player. We got to remove some of the factors to see if that's the case.

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And I'm OK with moving away three to five million dollars a year to save the 50 million dollars a year that I'm giving this player.

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Stugatz. More sports. This is the Dan Levatard Show with the Stugatz.

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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat

1206.526

Yeah, I was there doing every event.

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1331.85

You were too athletic? It's too good. Is that what you were trying to allude to? It felt that way. He was the best seventh grader out there.

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Were you trying to show off for the seventh graders? Like why couldn't you just go like 70% speed?

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You're old. I get it because what you were telling us is like a seventh grader could beat you as a freshman in a race.

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So like now you don't want to kind of have the seventh grader be like.

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Yeah, you know what I don't do? Because you're talking about being old. Trampoline parks, not a thought in my mind.

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Whoa. They're safe for age-appropriate attendees. I've gone two or three times, and I've left pretty unscathed, and I feel like I've had to retire from those. I don't even want to go back. When my kids are of the age of going to them, I know I'm going to go down that path. I'm like... I can backflip.

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And then that's when I end up not walking anymore. What events did you do in college, Billy? I just did pole vault. That's pretty sick. Yeah, but I'm slow is the thing. That's the problem. You had to be faster for pole vault.

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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat

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Well, no, Chris, there's a misconception there. Chris beat me in the last race.

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Now, that was a long time ago, so I'm not going to be talked into racing down the street. But here's the thing. I'm going out on top. So Chris beat me on the last race, but if we look at the tape, the finish line changed, and I'm a notoriously bad starter also. Oh. Like, I can catch up to people, but I have a bad first step. I don't have a good jump off the line.

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We can get you two to race. Well, you can definitely beat Dominique. We know that. Yeah, I don't know. You can beat Dominique.

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I thought I heard stories of you racing people in alleys in Washington at the office.

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Wait, you have the video of this? Yeah.

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It was another guy. Just score one point against you? That doesn't seem that hard.

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By accident, it could happen. I could just throw it over my head.

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What does not Tony look like, just out of curiosity?

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Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

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Don't say that when he's around. He'll show you his game tape over and over again.

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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat

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He's got never-ending confidence.

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The well talent, too.

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Is that the end of the race? Why are you falling backwards?

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How big's your house?

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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat

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You know how much Cohan's cost? Plus Nike? I mean, oof.

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So did the cat eat? Like, just sneak out and eat when they weren't paying attention?

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Thank you.

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The top's not attached, though, so you got to be careful with that table. If you lean on it too much, it'll flip over. If he was here more, he would know that. Yeah, be careful.

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Folks, I want to talk to you about GameTime. I've been using the GameTime app plenty as I'm starting to plan my summer concert season, looking for great trips around concerts and also with a sporting equinox in town, essentially. I've been checking the GameTime app every single day to see if I can get great deals on NASCAR and tennis.

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And let me tell you about this amazing new feature that GameTime has now called GameTime Picks that makes getting tickets for events even easier. GameTime Picks filters out the fluff to show you only incredible deals on great seats, so you don't have to waste time searching through thousands of tickets to find the best value.

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You can even find last-minute tickets up to 60% off quickly and easily using GameTime Picks. GameTime Picks makes curation easier to find better value for tickets to sports, concerts, comedy, theater, etc. You know...

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the whole deal and it's got all in pricing a little click of a tab you don't get surprised at checkout you know what you're getting into seat views panoramic seat views from the seats that you're thinking about buying you get to see exactly what your view would look like that was super clutch at a concert i went to last week take the guesswork out of buying tickets with game time

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That is right, it is Miller Lite's 50th anniversary and I know, speaking personally, Miller Lite has been by my side through weddings, birthdays, even a couple of sports championships that I'm really lucky to have enjoyed. Miller Lite has made all those perfect moments even more perfect.

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So cheers to you, I know I'm speaking to a fellow fan of Miller Lite, and cheers to Miller Lite for providing great memories and a beer with a taste you know you can depend on. A great beer trusted by beer lovers for 50 magical years. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. Simply put, it just hits different. And at just 96 calories, and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Miller Time is always a good time.

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I like specialists, and there's something to be said for it. They leaned into their identity. They built an entire roster.

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for those situations and it kind of got all boiled down to that one play it took every single guy on that side of the ball to basically buy in and execute that play better than everybody and now you're going to change the rule and you have to look at your roster and and try to figure things out i don't think it's fair

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I will refute it. I like watching a team try to stop an unstoppable play. And I think that there was high drama in those conference championship games because Washington did make Philadelphia think about it. Philadelphia was hopping offsides. Philadelphia was trying to do different things out of it because Washington was providing an issue.

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And in the AFC championship game against a team that is second most famous for doing this, there was a play that decided the game by Kansas City stopping it. So I think it's high drama.

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Well, what I'll remember forever is the seven straight plays that my guy from the commanders hopped over the line and scrimmaged for him. The official to say, hey, you keep doing this, I'm just going to give him the touchdown. That was amazing.

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I'm pretty sure Charlie has the answer for this, but what makes a tush push the tush push? Having a big running back push your quarterback sneak? So that's specifically what you outlaw? Because you're not going to outlaw the quarterback sneak, right? Because a white guy was really good at it in Tom Brady, so we're not going to do that.

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But I'm just saying, how do you legislate it? No, you can't.

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In the course of a game?

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It's not a different play. They're all football plays.

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I do, but they say HUD and they stop.

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How about it's just four guys on the line? I'll tell you one thing.

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Is this an offense-defense thing? It's already really difficult to stop these offenses, and now we're going to change obvious passing situations just because they're good at running? That's actually the best probably take for in...

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I don't think that that play happens that often, where it's every time down the court they're looking for threes. Every play, every snap, they're not looking for a tush push. So I understand the point, and I understand why people are fearful, but it's been around for three years now. And so one team's doing it all the time. They're famous for it. None of the other teams are doing it as well.

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Okay, no, I'll listen to that NBA point because it's a good one. Look, the Phoenix Suns were really exciting because they kind of saw the inefficiencies out there. D'Antoni, then Daryl Morey, and then after Phoenix had their success with it, it took a couple of years, but then every team in the NBA started playing like the Phoenix Suns and having more possessions.

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Literally in every level of football, one team's doing this to this level. You're not really seeing it in college football. You're seeing it in high school football. Who knows? You get all sorts of kooky offenses there. But in terms of football top-down, it's the Philadelphia Eagles.

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We haven't gotten to the point where it's been oversaturated and every team in the league is doing it and ruining the game the way that... Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Misread the room. He didn't like me. He said, why am I standing?

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I only stand because Tony stands. I'm not going to get out of it that way. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Cuervo.

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Yeah, for sure. Which is like his biggest mistake, thinking that it would be less awkward with Dan in there. But, you know, when you're starting a series on the road, you really just want to take away home court advantage.

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So, like, if we take game two, we got home court coming back for game three. So let's focus on one game at a time. Game two is right there in front of us. We know where we went wrong. And, I mean, even though the vine, the Jim and Larry Nega vine is right there, we're not going to take it.

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There was one positive that we can learn from game one, and you mentioned the hot start, which was you guys were just calling fullback dive. Yeah. We had pigskin as America's pastime, and we talked football to start, and that was a good start that we had. So should we replicate that?

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I thought that was compelling. I thought the Commanders were really going out of their way and were effective outside of that one time where they jumped offside like seven consecutive times. They let up 55 points. That's a Commanders fan. That's not effective. But, I mean, they were showing that there is a path. And like Hawk alluded to, This play is available to all 32 teams in the league.

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Two teams do it exceptionally well, and we're going to stop it because one team is a Super Bowl champion and really does it exceptionally well. No one else does it as good.

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Wow, thank you, Tush Push. We had no idea that a ref could do this. What? I mean, it was such an exciting, captivating moment that we found out that the ref can do that.

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Yeah, it looks a lot more like football.

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to watch it's getting stopped i mentioned that there are two teams that are really good at it the other ones of buffalo bills famously in their conference championship game they got stopped now it might have been a controversial call but it wasn't the only time in that game in a short yardage situation buffalo lined up and casey was ready for it i think teams just got to get better at it and i did think towards the tail end of the season you started seeing teams find ways around this

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That guy sucks. It's like a 7'9 college basketball recruit that's outside the top 100. What's going on here? How is that? Didn't he walk on? How are you 7'9 and not one of the top 100 high school basketball players?

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Local Hour: Burn The Tape

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I know it's an old fogey take, but there were people that were doing this for forward passes. I don't understand it. It's available to everyone. Everybody could do it.

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I'd love to see that. You're acting like there isn't other unfair things in the sport. I think Patrick Mahomes is pretty unfair. Let's outlaw him.

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You keep your cards close to the vest, Bobby. You know how it goes.

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What are you doing, Billy? Me? I'm getting on a bird. We're flying up to Georgia. Bird?

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Dad, we don't need that.

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Football season is here, and there is absolutely nothing better than game day. But it can be a little bit stressful. You're placing bets, you're setting fantasy lineups, you're figuring out the most comfortable position to sit on your couch for the next 12 hours. No one has time to think about this part. Cooking. Well, thanks to DoorDash, you don't have to worry about that.

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Paul George was traded for Victor Oladipo and DeMontis Sabonis. And later on, Sabonis ended up being traded in exchange for Tyrese Halliburton and Buddy Heald in a multiplayer trade. So they... Kind of ended up working out okay in the long run.

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To Amin's point, if you look at the stats for Magic Johnson, Dan, the rookie season you mentioned, he was 7 for 31 from 3 as a rookie, finished second in rookie of the year. What's funny is that in his fourth season, he was 0 for 21 from 3 and finished third in MVP voting. But by near the end of his career, in the 1989-90 season, he shot 38% from 3 on 276 attempts.

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So it completely changed just over the course of seven or eight years.

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Duval. Which outfielder played for both the Braves and the Marlins? Duval.

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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video

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Yeah, everything in the body pauses. Glenn Howerton of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia said on their podcast about a year ago that when he really needs to poop, he closes his eyes and pictures a dog pooping, and that for whatever reason, it really changes his brain chemistry and helps him go, and I'm not gonna lie, guys, I've used this trick and it works. Inspiration.

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Yeah, more than anyone. By the way, the prize for that was supposed to be going to the championship game with you. That would have been a prize, huh? You would have liked that. And then they told me, no, we're not doing this.

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Or just him going, Nazis.

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I love those guys. Ethan's on that one, though, so maybe don't check it out.

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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)

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What? Are you trying to sell it or not? What are you doing? It's electric. Just this is happening.

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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)

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I know how to save that other sound tournament if you want.

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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)

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So that sound tournament, what you do is play the lightsaber one, Roy. Say again? Nothing. Never mind.

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Guys, before we get to the top five. Riley stole those cookies, right? Of course.

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Oh, boy. Don't do it again.

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The Amina tag thing is like a classic, well, they won't, you know? They won't. Oh. Or unless they do.

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But no, it doesn't just stop there, though. I have... gotten them to agree to compete against each other in taking the middle school presidential fitness exam. I'm going to crush them. I'm going to crush them.

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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)

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It just takes you going up and telling one of them they're in better shape than the other one. Then five seconds later, they're doing push-ups on the floor and they're doing the presidential exam.

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Now, me and Taylor also, if I'm going to be honest with you, the one few that we do have going on is Taylor was all in on this whole NASCAR thing that we were going to be doing, going to these races, going driving the cars around, doing all this NASCAR stuff. And then Homestead Miami comes comes around. We go and we drive a car around the track. We have the big race coming up. He's like, can't go.

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Got to watch hoops.

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Thermostat growing out of one of your books there.

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Is that a real guitar?

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I was going to go to Dr. Seuss right there.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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And then we came out and all of a sudden we have a hamstring this and a hamstring that. And we were looking primed to be a good special teamer. And now there's questions as to, is this still going to be the situation?

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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It weighs on you. Everyone does have that breaking point where you're like, you know what, I can get up today and I can do this. And they're like, you know what, I can't. I really can't. I have enough of this.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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I didn't take any delight in that whatsoever. What are you talking about? I didn't point out that Teron Armstead had a faster 40 than he did and he outweighs him by 100 pounds. I didn't say that.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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Why would I take delight in a 22-year-old's failure? What kind of sick, sad person would I have to be?

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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And why is it not that? Because there's no reseeding of the matchups after certain teams lose. So you can have a number one against a number nine. You can have a number five against a 13. You never know what you're going to get in God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza. So stay tuned this week and see our new edition of God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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It's a short one for me. I tried to speed it up for you guys. You forgot about the League's Cup.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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Well, when Fidel died the first time.

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Yeah, do a handstand. Do a handstand. Wear a costume.

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That's a bit much.

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It's bad when Dan says, I don't know which was the problematic one, and you just start rolling off like five or six. Yeah, all the problematic ones.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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Well, I was going to ask if Jason can only do impressions of friends and family moving forward. Like, no more Doobie the Dogs or anyone we know. Just teachers, friends, people we don't know.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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I don't want to be a Monday morning quarterback here, but imagine if we got that answer as his eighth grade algebra teacher, Dan. That would have been awesome.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Cuervo.

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So what was today? Back and bys, chest and tries.

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What do you mean? Oh, I'm sorry. No one's ever made fun of me on this show. Never.

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Get out of your system now. He's got a trainer, I mean.

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That was a time, huh, Tybo?

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Today's not Spoiler Wednesday, Dan.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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Do you guys ever think, like, this is something I've actually thought, but it's also a great excuse. Do you guys ever think, you know what, I don't want to ever get into, like, really great physical shape or be known to be in, like, really great physical shape because then everyone will always be like, oh, he used to look so much better. Like, he's really fallen off.

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Like, I like to tiptoe the line of just, like, healthy enough to not die and not, like, morbidly obese for people like you are a slob.

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That sounds like something I might have said.

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I feel excited today. Today's a good day, Dan. I had my fantasy draft yesterday, but it was very long. It was 30 rounds, and it started at 9 p.m., so that one lasted a very long time. But, I mean, it's opening day today. Every team's in first place. Well, I guess they're not because they had those two games in Japan, so the Dodgers are in first place. The Cubs are in last place.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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I think everyone's like half a game back, maybe. Let's see here.

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Yeah, that's what I think is what's going on.

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Well, they're tied atop the wild card, though. So everyone's a playoff team at the moment, I suppose, right? Is that a good way to – Yeah, that's up. Yeah. I mean, the Marlins are going to have one of the better pitching matchups, the best pitching matchup of the day, I think. You're going to have Paul Skeens against Sandy Alcantara.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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It should be a fun game, probably a very fast game if I were to guess because I don't know how much offense will be in the game. But it's baseball, so maybe there will be a lot of offense. My wife asked me before the game, she said, like, what time do you think this game is going to end?

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I'm like, this game is probably going to be in like two hours because it's just going to be a pitcher's duel and there's probably – going to be no offense. But this now, because I said that, will probably be like an 8-6 game or something.

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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)

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Hello, friends. It's Billy. Coming up this week on God Bless Football, the return of Stu Gatz. No. But what we do have is we have a game that we like to call God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza. And this is what we did with Bracket Bonanza. We took the 16 teams in the AFC and the 16 teams in the NFC. Call me crazy.

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We ranked each one of those teams 1-16, and then all of those teams in the AFC went up against each other. And then all those teams in the NFC, 1-16, went up against each other. And then, bracket style, 1-16, 8-9, they then start filling in the brackets and competing against each other. And I know what you're thinking. This sounds just like the NFL playoffs just expanded. No! It's not that.

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Can I give you a theory of what I think may have happened there? I think maybe Cam McCormick was going for good teammate, good team guy. Let me show the other teams out there that I'm just going to be one of the people that's going to make my teammates look good. Because of his poor performance, took a little bit of the attention off of Xavier Restrepo, who had a truly horrific 40 time.

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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy

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You are the king of yucking other people's yums, Billy Gill.

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He also said Obama yesterday.

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Cuervo.

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I don't.

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think this is sad I think this is someone who's towards the end of their career finding a place to play and continue their career because he doesn't want to retire I don't think that anyone believes the Giants are going to be Super Bowl contenders exactly their wins total I think is like three and a half next year if you were to bet on that they have one really good rookie wide receiver they have a good a couple good defensive players but a good player on defense if you're Zaz or

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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy

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But, like, decades of, like, not a great O-line and just kind of not making great front office decisions. And so he wants to keep playing. They were the one team that needed a quarterback still. I don't think it's sad. Like, this is just sort of how sports work towards the end.

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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy

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He's 36. I mean, for a quarterback? That's young.

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Young for a podcaster, perhaps.

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How do I feel about Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers? It feels like it's been inevitable for like three weeks now, so I've just accepted it. I don't like him as a person, but I do think the Steelers have done a lot of good stuff in the draft, in the middle to later rounds that make their O-line pretty good. Their receivers have gotten better over this offseason, like signing DK Metcalf.

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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy

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I don't know. The defense should still be really good. This is not the best option. But again, as we've talked about for the last three months, really bad year to need a quarterback. And Giants still also could draft a quarterback, I think, even though they signed Russell Wilson. So I wouldn't rule that out either. They could just cut Tommy DeVito and say, sorry.

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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy

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And by the way, three lonely people. Tommy DeVito is not lonely. He has his agent. That man has family all around him.

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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy

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My culture is not your costume.

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I don't know. Maybe Russell Wilson is sad. I'm telling you, man.

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I don't think it's sad, though. Here's the thing.

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He's married to Ciara. I will never feel sad for him.

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Also, he won a Super Bowl. Like, he's very successful in his career.

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And he was fine. He was okay. I really think it's overstated how bad he was at the end of the season. I think the whole team fell apart at the end of the season. I think he was part of it, but I don't think you 100% put it on him.

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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy

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Dan, you would say Russell Wilson had a well-above-average NFL career as a starting quarterback, yes?

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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy

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I mean, also, it's not a great analogy because Russell Wilson is someone who's getting older and can't continue to do the job because of his age. Ezra Edelman's 50. He can still make other documentaries. It's not quite a great analogy. That's all I'm saying. I'm not.

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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy

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Javis Winston also is a player who probably would have loved to have Russell Wilson's success in his career. He did not have any of that. Russell Wilson won a Super Bowl. Russell Wilson had a very long and successful career before things went sour with the Seahawks.

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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy

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I would venture to guess that when all is said and done, Russell Wilson retires from the NFL and he's probably like, I made a lot of money. I won a Super Bowl. I'm good. I'm fulfilled. I'm happy.

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I have a great family. I have a hot wife.

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And charge, like, a million dollars per movie.

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Hour 1: With Great Power Comes Great Responsi-billy

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Hour 1: With Great Power Comes Great Responsi-billy

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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?

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And Dan, you tell us, is this true or is this false? So they said what they had to say. Dan and I, listen, Dan and I, you know.

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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?

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All right, I know I got to do this ad read, but hold on. Let me reapply. Did you hear that? Yep, that's my new favorite lip gloss from NYX Cosmetics. Now I'm ready to talk to you. I've been a huge fan of NYX Cosmetics for many years now. In fact, I use their Thick It, Stick It brow gel every single day.

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How many names are on the list without revealing the names? How many people?

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Well, no, that's the suit. The reason he's not inviting him is for other stuff. Right.

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Greg, it's your party. But there's a limit. If it's on a boat, there's a limit. There's nothing Greg can do. Post Guard will come.

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Way too soon.

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Yes.

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Is any of those people speaking right now wearing a white hat?

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Wait a minute. I'm fine not being invited, Greg, if that puts you in a better spot. I'm okay with that.

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And Roy and Juju.

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Sounds like old you only said four people were allowed to come. Two, actually.

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I'm fine not going.

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To play what the puck.

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Aren't you a cruiser? A what? Cruiser? Did you want cruises? Cruise.

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Yeah, that's a big boat.

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You know that sound. It's the sound of money hitting your Venmo account. A friend paying you back. Or maybe it's getting cash back from your favorite business when you pay with the Venmo debit card. Or it's realizing you can pay with Venmo at checkout at thousands of brands. Now, there are so many more ways to answer the question, what's your Venmo? Download Venmo today.

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You've also seen what the team looks like without Tua playing quarterback. And Tua, I mean, you guys could correct me on this. When's the last time the Dolphins made it to back-to-back playoffs? It's been a long time. So you could question his health, you could question is he your guy, but at a certain point you need to commit to him or not commit to him.

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And unfortunately for the Dolphins, that's just what the market is right now. So if you're not going to commit to him, you need to come up with another plan. Because you could say Tua may only work in this system, but you could very soon find out what happens if Tua leaves and then you don't have him in your system and you have to start from scratch again.

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Well, yeah, but Tua, they don't get to the playoffs, though.

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Well, last year the Dolphins did what every team did to the Chiefs in the playoffs. They lost to them because the Chiefs won the Super Bowl. That's correct. They lost. Yeah, that's fine. So did everybody else. Only one team wins at the end. Yeah, but not all of them lose as soon as they get there. The Miami Dolphins... So what should they do? Release Tua? Then what's the plan?

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That's not working. You're just saying it's not working. So what should they do?

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O, O, O, O'Reilly Auto Parts.

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Well, I mean, I don't know what his excuse is. I know you didn't ask me, but in Greg's defense, I think... The situation here is Greg is asked to be performing a different role today. Greg is in the Stugatz chair, so he has more responsibilities. Therefore, he wouldn't have the time to just do a Back in My Day because he's preparing to do so much more today, I would say.

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Oh me, oh my.

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So you just wrote three new ones. Wait, you have a second book coming out?

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When is this supposed to come out? Late in the year. I'm curious which is going to come out first, this second book from Greg, so two in one year, or Stu Gatz's personal record book? Because it seems like now there's a race to the bookshelves.

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Maybe he is noticing, and that's why he's trying to get ahead of it.

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Well, I have to do a lot. And I mean, not to point fingers, but you guys tanked stupidity after you played this because then everyone was just paying attention to the fake laughter and no one could listen to anything else. Like it was sabotage is what happened once we aired this. And every time we do it is just sabotaging our own shows again and again.

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That's a lie.

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He's not disappearing after three years. Get out of here. I mean, he may, not by choice, though. respectfully.

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$45,000.

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Do you call your car the Wienermobile, Stu?

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I feel like the Nutmobile parking situation alone warrants more than $45,000. If you have to parallel park the Nutmobile, good luck.

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Yeah.

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With a Red Bull on the top?

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I got to see the Goodyear blimp in person, I think for the first time at the Orange Bowl. It was very special to me. I've never gotten to see that thing. There's not that many blimps in the world. And when you get one nearby, you got to soak it all in.

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I think there's like six or seven or something.

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The Empire State Building was actually built so that it could dock a zeppelin at the top of it. This was like the vehicle of the future at one point. Yeah, the Hindenburg. But then they were very dangerous and obviously blew up and it was not so great.

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I think zeppelin was like the company, wasn't it? That's why they were called zeppelins.

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My stepmother said to me, Do you know who Bill Burr is? Bill Burr might be one of the children that your father sired in his days on being a traveling musician. If you do the math.

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Well, I was Bill when I was young. But you're right.

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Okay, can I give you the setup on all this? Because it's his fault. You can do whatever you want because you kind of already did that. Okay, I'm trying to respect. Now you are. Okay, no, wait. He told me you were cool with me.

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Billy Corgan, not the same as the Because Miami host? That may be a little clarification.

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A zeppelin is a type of rigid airship named after the German inventor Ferdinand von Zeppelin, who pioneered rigid airship development at the beginning of the 20th century.

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They're similar, but yes.

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I think maybe the frame of it, rigid airship, makes me think that it's... For the Zeppelin, yeah.

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No, I think of the blimp as a floaty boy.

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I know you went from like a NASA thing to an outer space thing with Gemini and Pluto there.

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Betty White was a Capricorn.

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Yeah.

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I think Led Zeppelin was like a play on words, like a Led Zeppelin, a balloon that was going to be full of lead that would go down.

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Exactly.

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I saw a T.I. concert on Saturday.

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It was in Atlanta.

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It was good.

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Well, now I'm going to think about that.

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I saw some guys say they wanted to shoot you.

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And that had 200,000 likes.

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John Pruden hated it.

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I have to make a correction, by the way. MASH took place in Korea, but it aired during the time of the Vietnam War. So it was sort of commenting on both.

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Greg, you should have known that, I feel like, as a MASH fan.

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Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. Okay. And the asterisks were actually added by the network. That's not an Army nomenclature. They just were like, oh, this is cute.

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It's a symbol. I think you're right.

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Yeah, I was waiting for that. It's like a one-year contract, and you just drive it around. Usually it's people that have just graduated college, and you're just an ambassador for the Wienermobile, and you meet people. They drove it to Sports Illustrated once because they were in Manhattan, and Charlotte and I went and met them and took pictures in the Wienermobile. Very interesting.

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They go to sporting events and all these sorts of different things, and they're just like, yeah, we're here on behalf of the Wienermobile. Take pictures with our giant wiener.

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Do you have a favorite? I do. I thought that you didn't.

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I think decorations. I like decorations. I like lights.

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You ever heard that one? I have, yes. I think we have it here. But I don't think that that would classify as anyone's best Christmas carol. That's the best Christmas carol.

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Cuervo.

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James Brown, Funky Christmas?

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It's Christmastime in Hollis, Queens.

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You don't like Hollis? I just don't think of Christmas carols being hip-hop.

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I wonder why I don't associate Christmas carols with hip-hop.

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This can't be the best of Christmas carols.

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No, no, no.

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Can you guys get for me? Are we allowed to play what it is that Tony is referencing there?

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You think locally that... Wait, there's a remix? It's the Big Booty Bass remix.

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Let's see if we can find that. Speaking of Miami, incidentally, I want to tell people again that today is Give Miami Day. Let's go to GiveMiamiDay.org because among the people that I would give to, all of this is tax deductible. Pelican Harbor, if you're looking for charities and don't know which ones to choose, the Pelican Harbor Seabird Station does good work.

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The Miami Waterkeeper does good work. And Guitars Over Guns does good work. If you're looking to raise money for some people locally here who are trying to help in good and pure ways, if you have some disposable income and want to help Miamians, GiveMiamiDay.org is where you go.

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The reason I think I'm allowed to put up a Christmas tree before Thanksgiving is because I believe we're getting football weather this weekend. I believe it's going to be snowing in Lambeau. And once you throw the snow on Lambeau's field, I'm allowed to put up my Christmas tree. Am I not? It's frozen tundra. That's the go-ahead?

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Can you guys tell me, because I want to go through here, what is happening in a couple of different locker rooms, and I'm curious, I mean, specifically, how it is that you react to what's happening in the 76er locker room.

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So, in the locker room of the New York Giants, Daniel Jones has been benched, and there are a couple of people in that locker room who are mad at their own organization for benching Daniel Jones, messing with his money on top of... You know, making a decision that might not be a football decision to save some money on Daniel Jones and his injury risk.

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And also Thibodeau for them had said, or is it Thibodeau? I always get those wrong. I always put an H in there with both the coach in New York and the defensive end in New York.

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I think they're both Thibodeau, if I'm not mistaken. But it's not Thibs, it's Tibs, and I think it's supposed to be pronounced Thibodeau.

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Okay, so the Giants defensive end Thibodeau, though, did say before the season, said it to anybody who would listen, put his name on it, we should have paid Saquon before we paid Daniel Jones. And I want to ask you, those financial issues, that players are thinking about and talking about before I get to the 76ers. How problematic is it?

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I know it's normal, but how problematic is it that your players are looking at the organization with distrust on how they spend money, and this is a unique kind of transaction in that sport. Hey, we're destroying our bodies for you.

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company company that pays us and we don't agree with how it is you're spending the money we thought that saquon should have been paid before daniel jones you let saquon go you made us worth and now because you paid daniel jones you're trying to save money on daniel jones how much of an infection is all of that i mean it's detrimental massively detrimental to morale but

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I'm not sure about this because I'm still learning in these circumstances all the time. I think shysty is a slur. I don't think that that's something that we should be saying. I don't know about Irish goodbye. I do know that that's a stereotype, but I will learn with the audience as we go and get corrected wherever it is that I need to be corrected on that.

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Because when I heard that to my ear, it feels like a mistake I've made before that you're not supposed to say that. It's also what we call ski mask now.

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I understand. I'm just telling you, I don't know. I'm not even saying that I know that. I think it.

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Benny in Fort Lauderdale. You're on 790.

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We've established that.

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The other locker room I wanted to talk to you about, though, more interesting, is the 76ers locker room. They are now 2-12, and they lose again last night. Paul George hurts his knee. And Joel Embiid is mad and feels betrayed about the fact that his 32nd meeting with Maxie was reported as a leak, as being called out by Maxie. And he's portraying it as this is a 30 second conversation.

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And the part that he's angry about is not Maxie calling him out. It's that it leaked. It's the same thing that Draymond Green and the Warriors were mad about, where all of a sudden the video of Poole getting punched is everywhere.

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These are communities that believe in us against them, and when stuff gets out of the locker room, it ends up with Joel Embiid saying, quote, whoever leaked that is a real piece of shit. It's bad to call someone a piece of shit, but when you put the real in front of it, A real piece of shit. Damn. You're extra angry. Like, it's not enough to call that person a piece of shit.

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You want it known on the front end that that's a real piece of shit. It ain't one of those fake little dog poops you put somewhere. And my thoughts here, Amin, are that that locker room is in a distrustful place.

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Is this your favorite show caller? Oh, my God. That is a perfect sports radio call. Comedically, the timing on, hi, this is Benny from Fort Lauderdale. We've established that. Stu Gantz has never been sharper. To then follow that with the single most obvious point that you can make. He was right, though.

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And Joel Embiid is the kind of superstar that if you do not properly appreciate what it is that he's doing for you, it feels like he could get into his feelings about, well, why don't I go do this somewhere where they will appreciate what I'm doing for them instead of where it is that I'm presently breaking my body.

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I know.

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Tommy Lee Jones was Harvey Dent in that one? He was Two-Face.

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That the undefeated Dolphins won all their games in the regular season and then the postseason. That is a perfectly stupid call to encapsulate all sports radio caller wisdom.

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Is that where you soured on Jack Nicholson? In that movie, or where he played the Joker, how he played the Joker.

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With a tick.

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Yeah, like OCD. That's right. An OCD tick.

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for what, for fleeting? Are you allowed to do what Amin would do in this situation as an HR violation? Absolutely not. Am I allowed to say, hey, everybody, your phones? No, no. But Amin is basically saying that what he wants in the locker room environment is an employment violation.

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Izzy, why is it Chatty Cathy as opposed to Chatty Charles or Chatty Charlene?

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Stern can't control an individual locker room.

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It's not exactly the same, because Embiid lost a million dollars in salaries as well.

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That is really interesting what he is saying there, because I do believe that if I just wander around and ask people, People who aren't even sports fans, but also sports fans. Hey, are athletes lazy and don't actually care that much in the NBA? The fact that that stereotype has gotten out there when it's asinine, like that nobody can play at that level just sort of like flippantly.

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Those people have to care crazy or they're going to lose their money because somebody's going to take everything everything that they've dreamt of, like the idea that load management has become something that we are now allowed to assign the stereotype of black guy lazy because it's always the black guy. Black guy lazy, that that has taken hold

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My God, is that not just offensive, wildly inaccurate and disrespectful to how hard it is to do what those people do to be great. You're so right on the idea of the narrative getting grabbed and becoming something that becomes or feels like fact or perception and then it becomes reality even though it's just baked in stereotypes.

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Not offensive, offensive. I don't think, though, it's any one of those things. No, it's the marketing. But it can be all of those things. Like, it doesn't have to be any one at the top of the list. It can be all of them because numbers are down.

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That was one of the original calls we took. We didn't even want to be that show. We were that show for about eight months taking calls, but that was within those eight months.

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Get to it. Get to it.

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And my point is the Dolphins were undefeated because they won all their games in the regular season and all the games in the post season. How the did that call get through? It's really amazing.

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Spanish Benny from Fort Lauderdale. Spanish Benny, you're on 790 The Ticket.

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And you cannot do better than that in its stupidity, in its simplicity.

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Yes, he was right. He's right forever.

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Yeah, it's pretty high.

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No. No. We went looking for him. No, we went looking for him. We never found him again. Benny was a one-time only appearance forever.

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A real one-hit wonder, Benny from Fort Lauderdale. Let me just hear the call here again, because I think all of you, I think this is the rare voice where all of us will conjure something similar in terms of a visual image. I don't think a lot of us will have different visuals on what this person looks like when they sound like this. Benny in Fort Lauderdale. You're on 790.

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We've established that.

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He's pink, right? That person is pink. That person has gotten too much sun. I see him leathery. Okay, either way, too much sun. He's related to Stugatz. I don't know if it's the best caller in show history, though, because I believe Lombardo was the best caller in show history. I don't have a better caller than this in my memory. Al, you're on 790.

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

678.741

That's not real. It is real. And when I met him one time, his cologne was coffee and cigarettes. Unsurprising, I know.

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

79.603

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

807.426

I did that to my wife the other day. She said something Taffer. She said I was doing something Taffer related. And then I looked around like the Christmas tree, you know. Your Christmas tree's up? The imaginary Christmas tree. The way that we say Taffer talks to people. My Christmas tree is not yet up, but I don't think it's inappropriate to buy a Christmas tree before Thanksgiving.

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

825.629

Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Do you think it's okay to buy a Christmas tree before Thanksgiving? Because... Especially if I'm buying... I've had the last couple die on me because they're not cut right at the bottom, so they become these dry things that represent sadness in the middle of my living room. But if I'm going to get...

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

848.615

The pain in the ass of putting this in the car, on the car, getting it home, making a mess of my car, all of that stuff. I want to enjoy it for more than a month. I want to keep it up a little extra on the front end and I want to keep it up a little extra on the back end because I've got to be honest with you. Don't enjoy decorating the Christmas tree. Don't enjoy any of that. Enjoy having one.

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

868.279

Enjoy having one, but don't enjoy the process of decorating it.

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

877.448

I want it the maximum amount of time. If I'm going to get a live Christmas tree that I then have to take care of, if I'm going to bring a living thing into my house that's going to shed, it's going to be something that is difficult to get into my house, it's big, I'm going to be sticky after I put it in the house.

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

929.592

You thought a tree could last for two months without any water, totally dehydrated, just sitting in a corner of my house without any foundation?

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

942.702

It's not though. Mine the last two years have turned brown because the water isn't being absorbed from however it is that the bottom of the tree is supposed to be cut.

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

959.079

So what is too early for you to see Christmas decorations anywhere? I'm talking about outside. I understand that you're saying that these aren't your religious beliefs, but I've told you guys before, Christmas music makes me happy. We don't have a change of seasons in South Florida, even though it's going to be possibly in the high 50s this weekend or whatever.

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

981.343

We're all a little scared of what cometh this way, 59 degrees a possibility. But that's the season change to me when I see lights and everything else because not every year do we get the 59 degrees.

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Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****

99.484

Cuervo.

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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)

1768.53

No, thank you to Darren.

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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)

200.29

Different thing.

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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)

2585.523

The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Who's in your support system and how have they changed your life? Think about your favorite leaders, mentors, idols. They don't all have the answers, but they do know when to ask for help. In a world that glorifies hyper-independence, we sometimes forget that we thrive with support.

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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)

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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)

569.203

They're also different kinds of comedians, right? Like, Tony's not a stand-up guy as you would say Nikki would be. No, he's a roaster.

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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)

649.332

I love y'all. I'm going to see y'all. Peace!

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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)

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The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Who's in your support system and how have they changed your life? Think about your favorite leaders, mentors, idols. They don't all have the answers, but they do know when to ask for help. In a world that glorifies hyper independence, we sometimes forget that we thrive with support.

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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)

868.397

We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing. Therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.

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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)

883.489

Whether you're facing a big life transition, feeling overwhelmed, or just want to grow, therapy can help. That's where BetterHelp comes in. With over 30,000 credentialed therapists, you can find somebody who truly understands you. It's fully online, making therapy accessible, affordable, and convenient. No waiting rooms, no long commutes, just the support you need.

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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)

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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

110.906

It's going terrible. The first month of this administration has been a disaster.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

1368.852

No one has 400 friends. I agree with you.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

1389.354

Who's 401?

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

1396.732

401.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

1596.631

When they drill the holes out, though, it could be less.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

1714.598

Have you ever seen Austin Powers' Goldmember?

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

1718.541

Parodied at the end of that song. He's not heavy. He's my brother, baby. That's what Austin Powers says about Dr. Evil. Spoiler, sorry.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

182.091

Well, they would put it in, like, a juice glass or a highball glass.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

1963.41

Do they have any other songs? Is that their only song?

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2014.08

Greg, you should try to get an invite for the bowling. I should. You could bring your new ball.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2033.376

Greg, you just had a birthday and you already were like, eh, there's too many people here that I don't know. We could have kept it smaller, right?

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2067.707

One of my friends had 16 groomsmen. See, don't you think that's crazy? I think it's crazy.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2073.07

And their bachelor party was like, you might as well have just invited your whole graduating high school class.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2112.864

Did either of them give speeches at your wedding? No.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2125.275

Wait, they didn't even go to your... Why didn't they go to your wedding?

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2213.164

Why do people do it? I know my grandparents did it for their 50th wedding anniversary, but it was more so like an excuse to just have a 50th wedding anniversary party. Yeah. And there was like a little church element involved.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2227.234

Yeah. Yeah.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2243.51

I think it's for the party.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2255.623

You guys definitely have cute pet names for each other, right?

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2263.791

Bunny is one of our other co-workers.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2269.136

So Lee and I call each other Bob and Bob, which is basically like Bebe, but with an O. And Lehman. I do call him Lehman. I call him Lehman now. Roy, any pet names?

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2349.568

Greg, do you have a pet name for your wife?

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2358.492

Because pet means fart in your house. He lets pets.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2480.046

Of cars.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2492.897

Of course they do. Don't they manufacture a lot of the parts for our American cars?

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

2499.079

I think American cars are sometimes made.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

385.555

Salted? Salted?

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

389.317

So you can't have garlic or fart. Those are like two of the greatest gifts that the human body can experience.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

412.668

I just have you not fully experiencing and enjoying the human body.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

460.597

What if we also ask, is farting worth the cost of eating garlic? Because that's definitely a hondo.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

549.525

She would have been burned at the stake 200 years ago for being a blood woman.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

609.432

That's right. Stugatz's cigarette butts from 20 years ago are still in that alley.

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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook

642.051

You're telling us this and the way you're saying it is like, duh, you guys don't do that too? You guys don't blood dope?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1273.712

Three glasses, no. When I bake and I need orange juice, like freshly squeezed orange juice, usually as a rule of thumb, one orange is around a half cup or so. So if he has three oranges, that's like a decent amount of juice. It depends how big the glass is though. If it's a little juice glass, that's one thing, but he's got a big water glass over there.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

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Or put them in the microwave. You can blast them in the microwave for a few seconds. Apparently, if you warm them up in the microwave, like a lime or something, it helps the juices release.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1353.662

I don't know. I've never tried it either.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1355.945

I mean... Why don't you sit on it? Sit on it. Warm it up with your buns.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1392.307

When did Billy sabotage you?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1412.943

I'm on the oranges to start.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1436.952

I don't know if I can throw one of these 100 yards. These are big oranges. Remember when I brought sumo citrus? Have you ever had one of those? Can you have oranges, Dan?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1450.834

Vitamin C. I thought we were going to bond over sumo citrus, but never mind. It's fine.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1463.044

They're only in season this time of year in the winter. You could just rip the top off. You could just rip it off and then they peel really easily and they have no seeds. Delicious.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1498.457

Yes or no? Unless you have one of the cool fish license plates.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1633.259

Prominently displayed at Books and Books in Coconut Grove, by the way.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1765.327

Processed garbanzo beans for one.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1774.472

Do you like hummus?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

181.041

He made a musical.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

1824.494

I don't care. Lehman actually went to the Keys this weekend.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

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He caught two blackfin tunas and five snappers. We've been eating fish all week. He made tuna tataki the other night. It was delicious. Fresh fish. Oh, I'm such a lucky lady. But yeah, basically, he'll go to the store, get whatever, whatever. whip something up, doesn't even tell me what it is. And I like all of it. I eat all of it. I'm very, very lucky in that sense.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

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We all forgot about it two years later, which is the craziest achievement.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

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I mean, we all have a little bit of Neanderthal in us, I think, technically. And he's still getting it done.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

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But inflation's going up, but wages are not. So inflation's actually going the other way. It's costing employees. Yeah.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

218.889

He doesn't have the E or the OT either, though, in the EGOT.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

2328.192

Greg, my grandma started watching the show on YouTube and she told me that she's really unhappy with the way Dan treats you. She called you the old man and that she doesn't understand why you put up with him.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

2351.079

That's what I told my grandma. He's a staunch and loyal friend. No, I actually was like, I don't know either, Grandma. It's crazy, right?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

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But you won't be able to hear it. Chris will just be standing there like, what?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

2516.918

That'd be a bad way to go.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

492.477

I got faked. I thought you were going to sing, Oh, Canada. That was the bit. That was a great bit.

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

937.838

How come Dan takes all the credit when you nail it, but then when you screw it up, none of the blame?

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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral

989.568

Greg has the opposite of a writer. You can't let any donuts near him, no people watching him. Certain things are just going to distract him. You've got to get them away from Greg when he's going on stage.

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

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It's like these analysis after the Penn State game, right? Just like, play harder. And I'm like, oh, thanks. Thanks. I appreciate that. I find that refreshing.

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

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What's happening?

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What's happening on those nine minutes?

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

1211.323

What's going on? Give me the dialogue.

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

1220.151

Do you ever answer inside your head? Because I have conversations.

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

1258.05

Misogynist Bane is the voice in her head who tells her that she's not faster.

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

1802.632

This almost looks like you and Al Golden. They picked the best version of Al Golden as a photo. That's what he looks like.

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

1812.237

Mike's right.

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

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This is from the Orange Bowl. Doesn't matter. Mike's right. When he wears the glasses, he looks like Mr. Magoo.

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

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Oh, what, Dan? And just put your glasses on.

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

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I never pretended to not be. We're going to do this fair. Dan, put on your glasses right now. Yeah, you got to. Dan, put on the glasses. I will. Dan, don't talk. Put on the glasses. Put on the glasses. Don't say a word. Put on the glasses.

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

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Okay.

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Oh, no. Come on, man. Hey, how dare all you people, man? This man is an economy.

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Wait a second. You've got a job to worry about, and I'm not talking about the one here. You work there.

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I don't want to test that, because you're going to have my fingerprints on that. That guy. No? What is Chris Penn's most famous role?

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He's being omitted. O-L-I.

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

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Because he's on a pool table. That's what makes him look great, right? It's like, look, you know what?

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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...

2390.475

Most people are like, oh, you guys play on this device? I sit on it. I squat on it. That's how I do it because I'm eligible. Ladies, who wants some of this? You wear barefoot on this pool table?

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He's got a confession.

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6.15.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

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Billy?

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1028.801

No, Dan's Malanga free. Yes.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1089.349

Okay. I think Billy wins that one because he got the Malanga. The other stuff is easy. It's not for you to decide who wins here.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1102.158

I want to give him props.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1113.346

Is it a round of best of three? Yeah, yeah. That's why. This is going to be bad no matter what. Well, you want to eat the third round.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1140.37

I'm going to try this one again.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1164.607

Don't worry. Sasha's doing a really good job on the ones in Cheeto.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

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Dan, this is actually something uniquely Miami, the South Beach Wine and Food Festival. We should be reveling in its uniqueness this time of year. This is one of the special events of our city.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

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I'm wondering how proud Stugatz is that Tony was able to talk his way into a segment where he just gets to eat gourmet bites of food. So jealous.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

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All right, you guys want to describe what's happening here?

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

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It's a soup, Dan, so we're looking like a dumpling soup, and I feel like the... It's like a cup of noodles, kind of. The broth is beef-based. Beef-based broth. Let's see what the dumpling is itself.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1255.521

I don't know about that. How about corn? Do you have any corn allergies?

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1260.805

This has cheese in it, though, Dan, so you can't have it. I'm tasting the corn. There's definitely corn in here.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1450.472

The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Who's in your support system and how have they changed your life? Think about your favorite leaders, mentors, idols. They don't all have the answers, but they do know when to ask for help. In a world that glorifies hyper independence, we sometimes forget that we thrive with support.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1467.581

We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. Therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing, therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1482.651

Whether you're facing a big life transition, feeling overwhelmed, or just want to grow, therapy can help. That's where BetterHelp comes in. With over 30,000 credentialed therapists, you can find somebody who truly understands you. It's fully online, making therapy accessible, affordable, and convenient. No waiting rooms, no long commutes, just the support you need.

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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)

1499.944

whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.

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You can spot a woman faking it. Stugatz.

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That's like a fancy rock and rib roll. All of these things are beautiful. What's a rock and rib roll?

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Dan, can you have sesame seeds?

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That has dairy and gluten, Dan, so don't worry about it.

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Better than the boat show. Am I right? Better than Ultra. Yes. Am I right?

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Dan, think of it as like a meat pastelito. But like cut in half or cut in how many ever pieces?

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This one is the best one, Billy. This is the one where you can go in a tent on Miami Beach with a little glass around your neck and fill it up with alcohol and food all day.

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Yeah. I think, Dan, that you need to say how good Billy and I are doing for not knowing anything that was coming out of the kitchen. Because people are going to think this is staged. People are going to think, oh, they knew beforehand what the menu was, what the ingredients were. They saw them. They tasted them. We are completely blind here. We know nothing.

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Yeah, I'm getting black truffle on mine, actually. Get out of here. Thank you, sir.

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Dan, you can eat truffle, right? Yes. That there, you're good.

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Can you shave some of that into Dan's mouth?

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It's a lot of truffle. Wow. You can smell it, right, Dan?

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Let's see here. I love truffle.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Just right.

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But usually they use wheat flour and gnocchi to bind it.

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So wait, the annoying guy with a lot of allergies is better than the annoying guy who thinks he knows everything. So you'd rather serve Dan than Tony.

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Yeah. Taking the pictures. That smells really good.

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I think, Dan, you're making the ruling. Yeah, you made the ruling. Whose dishes sounded better?

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A tie. I have an idea. Tiebreaker.

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Dan can't have the toes.

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That's all that happened there. It sounded like you just wanted to spite Tony.

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He doesn't know how to eat. He's a fool.

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I know how to eat. That's one thing I do know how to do.

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It's not a competition.

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Wait, you had jury duty again?

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Well, Belkies has top billing.

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We may have just gotten you out of jury duty, though.

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Wait, is it linguine or nachos? I feel like we need a ruling on the photo.

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But you don't remember the car accident? No, I don't.

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Wait, like this is federal?

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Tony, don't you know people in the law? Is this like the longest con of your life? Are you the one that keeps getting Billy summoned to jury duty as payback?

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He doesn't have pants on. He's definitely naked from the waist down.

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No, people get nachos and linguine mixed up all the time.

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For your colon and your large intestine.

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And then you can pick which description you like best.

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If it's gluten-free, dairy-free... Exactly.

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Do you want Sasha to sit in the EP chair? She can handle it.

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No, no, you can look. You can look, but you said one of the main ingredients.

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Look, but you can't.

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My mouth is watering. Yeah, it looks like a little bit. It's almost like a little taco of sorts, but it's not the taco you think. It's almost like. Does it look like a bao bun? It's not a bao bun. Are you sure it's not linguine? It almost looks like un chicharron.

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It's like chicharron. Like what would chicharron be? That is what it is. Chicharron. There's a nice aioli on top. We've got the black sesame seeds. There you go. But wait a minute.

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Some avocado too. Perhaps like an essence of wheat.

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Chicken-y tasting, no. It was not chicken-y tasting.

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Festival of Suffering sounds like not a great tease for the South Beach Wine and Food Festival.

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She's licking her chops right now.

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Okay, so Dan, this is a beautiful spread. What we're looking at is possibly three other pieces of tuna. Jeremy, you're disgusting. It could be uncooked chicken.

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I'm gross.

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I'm not certain.

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But Dan, you can't have this one.

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I don't know if you can, Dan, because there's cheese in it. There's a beautiful... I don't know what the cheese is, but it could be like a Parmesan cream with a beautiful thin piece of tuna with a little bit of Parmesan on top.

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A little chimichurri on top of the fish.

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There is cheese.

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Like a praying mantis.

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I've noticed caviar is everywhere right now. It's very trendy. And it's not cheap. It's not cheap at all. Well, we went from the tinned fish trend to now we're doing caviar. What's with that?

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I love tinned fish, but now the tinned fish appeal is that it's $3, but the caviar is like $100. That's right.

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So I think it's all of it, right? You have to pick a description, we have to pick a chef, and then you stay hungry.

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He's friends with him. Yeah. I just love great food. The Parmesan.

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How did we create a segment where Tony just got to eat gourmet bites of food in the studio with you, Dan?

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Wow, this is good, too. Oh, I know exactly what that is.

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I'm a lime man.

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All right, Billy's putting a lime on his.

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Oh, my God, that's so cute. All right, hold on, let's take a bite.

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Dan, are you allergic to peppers by chance?

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I am, yes, I can.

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You can't have peppers.

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You can have peppers? But these are like a... Okay, hold on. Oh, my God. I'm going to take just a whole bite here, Dan, if you want to watch.

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That's why you went pecan and crusted earlier, yeah.

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Okay, Dan, let me describe this for you, Dan. Dan, this is a beautiful fish dip taco with a cassava base, cassava chip base, with a little bit of pepper on top, a little bit of dill, and then if you want, lemon, lime, or Tabasco.

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There's a little bit. Malanga.

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And there's a little bit of pickle.

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Good laugh. I assume a suey nominee.

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I put in here Aaron Shots, Aaron Shots laugh, Aaron Shots interview, but there's no Shots, Shots. How are you spelling Shots? S-C-H-A-T-Z. And then I tried to misspell it a couple different ways, and all I found here, yeah. Shots.

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O.J. didn't kill anyone technically.

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That could be his Hall of Fame, though, because he's never getting into the Hall of Fame. Never. Not even on his deathbed will he get into the Hall of Fame. He's just, as a position of president of the team, he's not going to get into the Hall of Fame just because of his position. And he's the most infamous of them and not well-liked by anyone.

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They like him personally, not as president of the Marlins.

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He could come as a visitor. He could go as a guest if he wants. Well, I don't even know if he can go as a guest. They may not have allowed him in the building.

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Not because of me. I'm not a voter. I have no say in who gets in and who doesn't. I'm just saying reality says he's not going to get into the Hall of Fame.

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Yeah.

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Aspire to, not reach.

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What? Tony was talking in my ear. What are you asking me?

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Possibly. Maybe. We'll see. How long off is this?

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I'm just...

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Yeah, I'm not taking this question lightly. It took, what, 30-something years to even come into existence. Every other team has a willy-nilly Hall of Fame. The Red Sox, the Cardinals. Exactly right. What's ridiculous about it? One Hall of Fame, that's it. The major one. If you can't get into that, you don't belong to the others.

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And Conine is the first person in his...

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Exactly right. None of the presidents have been great. I mean, he got a stadium, and that's his legacy. The stadium's his legacy. They got their two managers in there. That's good enough.

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In fairness, it's only been 13 years. It could still revitalize Little Havana.

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Quantifying the 6'5 is easy.

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That's geeking out is him saying people should be about vibes?

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He had a kid, and he just needs to talk to someone is what's going on. So now he has a microphone, and he's like, oh, and everything's popping into his head. Exactly.

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Dominique needs to name names because he's very much dancing around. He has people in mind and he's afraid to say the names of the people he has in mind and he's dancing around it for some reason. Like who?

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Some of his co-workers, some of his friends, guests on this show. What's happened to you to name a name? Aaron Schatz.

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Oh, my God.

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I can shill it like no one else.

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Just a regular day. I'm here to get us pointed. Listen. I'm in this chair. I have different responsibilities. When I'm asked to be in this chair, I'm here to be responsible. I'm here to get us. Start a segment. End a segment. Get the ads in. Do the Thursday Thunder. Tell you about Smirnoff. Tell you about DraftKings. Check the boxes. Point A to Point B. Today I'm Point A to Point Billy.

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Send a platoon of drones. Our military. Ah, the drones will take care of it.

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Well, there you go. You worry about it when it comes. Good therapist.

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You think we're all invited?

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handsome dog bit pretentious looking though if we're going to be honest the schnauzer yeah a small schnauzer is fine when it gets like you're saying big like that a bit much i agree with you is it the goatee he's got like a little goatee hanging down i think it's that the hair combed to the side at the top there's just a lot of it where you can sense like judgment yeah coming from that dog when you say bit pretentious um isn't that what we're going for on the high end of what that show is i thought when you're calling it westminster if you call anything westminster

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I'm looking up a list of famous mutts on PetPlace.com. There's a whole list here. Spike from Old Yeller was a mutt.

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I don't like the way those words came together.

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No.

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Yeah, J.C.

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Greg. Dogs want to be dumb, Dan. I don't know if you know that. If you have a good boy, a good girl, they're dumb. The smart dogs, they're not living happy lives.

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Speak to my attorney. I think I'm in charge today, right? Why did you take Greg's phone to pay your fine? Greg is then paying your fine.

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I think.

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How does he know?

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He's going to have to change every password he has. What I've done to him. It's identity theft, I think.

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It would never occur to me.

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Greg Code. That's what they called him. I found your Tumi bag online, Greg, if you want to know how much it's worth. Yeah, I'd love to know. If it's the model that I found, which is known as the Alpha. Your Alpha retails here on Tumi.com at $575.

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Are you judging your son? Let's see the Alpha. I mean, you're probably TJ Maxx. You don't think Chris does well for himself, Greg?

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Exactly right.

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Small bag.

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Yeah, he had Yeti find it. Let's see that. Hold on. That may not be the Alpha after all. Hold on a second. That looks like a beta. What? Not the alpha. Not the alpha, yeah. Let me see. Hold that up. Hold that up. No, that's not the alpha. I'll keep looking. I'm on it. Alpha's got three sections, I think.

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Possibly.

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Way to root through my phone. Yeah, this is an invasion of privacy or something. The nerve of this man. All right, I have an idea. Dan, you Venmo Greg's fine, and then he'll Venmo you to cover for the fine that you Venmoed for him.

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Tell you guys, this episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Just kind of getting point A to point B, you know what I mean?

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I think you just got to call it a toomey. Once you have a toomey, you just say my toomey. Yeah? Yeah. My homie. Here are the only documents I found.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

2274.049

When in Rome. When the meteorite hits, people are going to be clamoring for those.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

2396.035

Short porch. Short porch. Oh, yeah. I'm not retrofitting it. It was a 3-2 count at this point in time.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

2464.374

Or Fangs. Fangs knows something. Even though we want to continue to discredit Fangs on this show.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

2498.211

It's a game plan, Dan.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

345.376

Yeah, it was those two. It wasn't those two, which is the funny thing.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

376.546

That did happen. It happened. And, like, in a somewhat state of undress. And the door was locked. And we were like, well, we have to go in here. We were sent to the penalty box. And then they, like, opened the door. And they're like, oh, we're getting a massage. And we're like, oh, it's the middle of the show. All right. Got weird, right? It did, yeah.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

393.892

Then we had to get out of there because you had sent all three of us to the penalty box at the same time. We had to figure out a new place to go. I don't know what's going on here. A little awkward. If I was there, point A to point B. That day we veered off.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

447.637

Well, the reality is no one wants to work, right? So if we're going to cut to the chase.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

453.767

No one actually, if you gave everyone their prime working conditions, it would be, I don't want to work.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

508.495

Wow.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

509.655

T-U-M-I. It's a nice gift. Wow. Is it really? Yes. That's a good one.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

515.917

It can't be. Probably a re-gift, if we're going to be honest. It was a re-gift.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

527.014

Someone heard Christopher got the EP situation and said, you know what? This is an important man of business. He needs a bag that goes along with it. I wouldn't be surprised, honestly, if Earlene didn't give that to Christopher. He forgot and then Christopher gave it to you. And no one wants to say what happened because we're all embarrassed.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

710.694

Yeah, but also, what are you Stugatz or Dan Labattard going to do about it other than panic for 10 years about it? Are you going to build a rocket ship and go out there and deflect? Somebody is. You guys can literally do nothing about this whatsoever, so why even stress it?

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

737.767

Don't think about it.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

818.547

Well, we haven't been to the moon in about 70 years. So it kind of like stops. progress there. That's weird, by the way. Exactly right. Figure it out. What do they know? They've known something for a long time. Something spooked them very clearly. They said, you know what? We're good. Too close to the sun, literally, while they were moving in the opposite direction.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

862.481

You've surpassed me.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

886.062

Probably. If it hits us, we're dead. We're screwed, right? It doesn't matter if we hit us. I can't actually do anything to stop it from hitting us. And also, by the way, and I don't like, listen, I'm not going to pretend to be a military expert, but like North Korea isn't where we ourselves need to worry about the missiles coming from, right?

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

903.071

Like they don't have a long range missile enough that's going to hit Miami.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

908.134

Yeah, yeah, but it'll hit somewhere else in the country. And they're the only ones. Not good, but also not us. Cuba's what we've got to keep an eye on.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

920.743

It's in these ships going around the Gulf of America.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

943.199

Yeah, there you go.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

955.514

32. By 32.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

959.735

Wake me up in 2031. Billy, I don't know who this new you is. What am I supposed to do, like, honestly, about this meteor? Like, if I see it in the sky, I'm like, ooh, that's not good. And I'll panic then. But, like, I will die of a heart attack overthinking it and panicking before I die of it hitting us. Right.

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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)

999.494

Well, there you go. Nothing to worry about. Nothing to see here.

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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)

1341.596

I'm sorry. I just said in his headset, haven't you been to all of them too? It sounded like you were speaking aloud.

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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)

1718.437

That is crazy. He looks 49.

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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)

1853.068

That's going to happen. We have Mina coming up in the next hour. During that interview, you will see in the bottom right, my dad losing his eyebrows.

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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)

2370.475

Why did you say that like that?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)

2375.84

You're not narrating this. You're here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)

2382.986

He talks as if he's like talking over the room.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)

2552.274

How high did you get with him?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)

2568.303

Do we have Ricky sneak Lucy in? Yeah.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy

278.953

Yeah, but nobody likes it like Billy.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy

290.159

I'll say it. Yes.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy

292.961

Nobody else loves it more than you. Now. Wait, you're saying yes or no? What are you saying? I'm saying nobody loves football more than Billy Gil. Here's the thing. As a whole. Even the Gullicks?

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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy

965.432

Are you ready to have a quarterback?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy

969.421

Okay. Yes. That's a good question.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)

247.995

ENCOJONAO!

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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)

314.871

Es ist absolut mit Cojones verbunden. 100%.

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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)

484.428

Das war ein pathetischer... Nein, nein, nein, warte, warte. Das war ein pathetischer Ausfall von dir. Und wir haben Malik Neighbors. Pathetisch, pathetisch. Du bist 3 und 14. Los geht's.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)

511.148

That's right, and we got Victory Light. And we got According to the Kid coming down the pipe, goddammit. It's like on a water slide right now, but it's at the top of the Thalonga. You know what I'm saying? It's gonna come down and splash in the pool, splash in your face and your eyes. And there's a lot of chlorine in it, so it's gonna burn. You know what I mean?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)

524.596

According to the Kid, Victory Light, 7pm in Brooklyn, all that. I'm writing a book. You know what I'm saying? I'll be back to talk about it.

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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)

544.764

It's not a lie. You gotta listen to the whole segment. He's just looking for a soundbite. Carmelo, I love you. You're my guy. See you later. See you later, Mero.

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The Big Suey: The Process Off (feat. Nick Wright)

1618.25

Wollt ihr wissen, ob er der Pope ist oder nicht?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Process Off (feat. Nick Wright)

1630.776

Dan, I've been on hold on the Zoom for 18 minutes, Dan. When I'm elected Pope of Meadowlark, things are gonna change, Dan.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Process Off (feat. Nick Wright)

1662.766

Nein, naja. Ja, Dan, wir haben Leute verurteilt, die nicht die Macht haben.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Process Off (feat. Nick Wright)

1794.473

Hey, Dan. Welcome to all the smoke. My name is Billy Gill. We have no new Pope yet. Back to you. Thanks, Billy.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

104.045

You don't think we're ready to have the conversation about whether DK Metcalf should do more with that body? That body was made to play wide receiver. He came into the league. We were all made aware of his career from Oklahoma State at the same time because physically he walked into Pete Carroll's office and he was shirtless.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1042.529

It's for babies. Except for all milk. The nutritionist took the ice cream off of the plane. It was not Pat Riley.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1065.539

I don't know the answer to that question.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1068.682

Well, the ice cream returned the next day. I don't know if the nutritionist did or didn't, but the ice cream did return when LeBron James requested it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1116.354

They weren't asking for me to report it. They were just telling me and I thought it'd be funny to report it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

123.902

And so we all thought that that receiver type, the new evolution of receiver, should dominate the league. He's been great, though, has he not? Like, are we not giving him great?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1399.025

The plum is red. I thought the red. I thought it was purple.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1407.592

We have not talked about that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1410.814

How does it affect you?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1428.919

Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Are we all pink inside? I'm pretty to the side. And what other effects are there to being colorblind? What other mistakes do you make?

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1521.472

Yesterday on the show, a lot of people were really touched by Tony Reale and the story of Around the Horn. No matter what you think of the show, I really did feel like we gave Tony Reale the right send-off, which is the applause that you would give at a craps table after a 23-year roll, where somebody has just rolled for 23 years, and then you start applauding.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1570.354

Let's put it on the poll. Is there any better feeling in the world than a 23-year heater at a craps table?

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1603.664

I'm guessing, though, that at some point you would become numb and it would become a special kind of solitary confinement to just win money for that long.

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1633.089

One of the worst feelings in the world, and I hope Mike doesn't tell any private stories here, is being in the middle of a craps roll and having to go to the bathroom.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1642.976

Wait. You had a crap roll during the craps roll?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1652.181

What happened to that edit in the middle of the new father observations, Tony? What happened?

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1667.608

Chris Cody, the place I was headed with that Around the Horn story is that you were telling me yesterday something. You came in. I don't know how it is that the audience felt about this, but Tony Reale is somebody who's a very special person to us for a number of different reasons, and I loved his grace in the moment.

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

167.429

I actually confused him, honest to God, with a guy whose literal last name was Blackman from Oklahoma State.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1688.095

But I was super bummed out, not really understanding why a 23 year show of great success was going off of the air. And the thing that I wanted to ask you was you began to tell me something about Woody Page, one of the original members of Around the Horn yesterday. But I didn't know what it is that you were saying or why it is that you were talking about Woody Page.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1724.692

Where is this? Where did this appear? That's been on the Internet. Yeah, he's been called Woody Plage since I've known him because of that.

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1754.33

On a Reddit forum?

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1765.578

No, we don't need to be fair to him. He absolutely did it. I mean, absolutely. It was offensive. It was wildly offensive.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1773.658

He added a little detail, though, that made it different. What did he plagiarize? Okay, I'm going to tell you what he plagiarized. I'm going to tell you the whole story.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1825.445

I linked a couple of them. All right, so I'll tell you the story.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1829.028

I'm guessing that Andrew and Amin are going to be more offended by a different part of the story, not the plagiarizing part of the story. I think they're going to be bothered more by the second part of this story.

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1843.56

This is the direction it's going in. The San Francisco 49ers are playing in the Super Bowl. Ricky Jackson is one of their famous players. Ricky Jackson's family lives in Pahokee, one of the most impoverished places that you will find anywhere in the United States. A couple of days before the Super Bowl, I go to his family's house in Pahokee and I write something about that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1866.05

All of those details appear in a Woody Page story several days later as if he wrote the story accompanied by quotes that are super suspicious because they are offensively in black dialect in a way that would be like really bad.

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1894.488

So nobody even gave a damn at that time.

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1897.87

No, but I mean, it's easy enough to look up. Like, he got into a lot of trouble and stuff because he was a star columnist in Denver. And, you know, problems came his way. Like, it's not so pre-internet that you cannot find it anywhere. It'd be easy enough to find. It was 1995. That was 30 years ago.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

193.25

DK Metcalf as a number one, because you guys were arguing with me whether Tyler Lockett was ever a number one or not. Are we not in agreement that if we're trying to select from the last 10 years of wide receiver from somebody and the choice is between Lockett or DK Metcalf, we can have 10 years of their career. Who are you choosing?

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1942.643

As I recall, they were just quotes I didn't recognize from a story.

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

1978.963

As I recall, it's even worse than that. I'm pretty sure it was somebody saying something along the lines of Ricky Jackson could get all the fish, free bait he wants in our town because it was just like something that was like just made up.

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2040.491

Now we gotta find the quote. It was something about, as I recall, God, 30 years is a long time, but as I recall, it was something about Ricky Jackson being such a local celebrity that he could have all the free bait that he wanted when he returned back to town in the event that he wanted to fish.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2056.176

Chris, why are you... First of all, Chris, you seem mortified, and Mike is in the back row just delighted at his personal shit story.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2088.333

I don't think there was a place called Harold's Big Shop. But that's what Moody Bay says.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2223.78

As I recall, we went and, like, tried to find one and couldn't. You went back? Yeah, because when someone tries you like that. I don't mean we physically went back. I meant we called around trying to figure out if that existed and never found. I think they're competing. Look, they had huge newspaper wars in Denver, so the other newspaper was trying to get him in trouble and failed. They failed?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2292.575

All of us do. But I got to be honest, in 30 years, having thought about it, like I wasn't totally sure what I really thought it was a finna. And not an if-in.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2325.683

I didn't mean to do this. I didn't mean to do this. I did not mean to do this. This is a celebratory time.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2334.107

It was Mike, it was Chris, it was Dan.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2398.801

Magic crate. Mystery crate's a totally different thing. Magic crate is what Andrew Hawkins has just reached into to bail us out on any topic if and we're struggling.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2436.765

We didn't write anything. I meant the royal we! The royal we! So the question again is, who is responsible for a train mystery?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

251.483

A species. man, some might say. Chris Cody has announced that he is out on JJ Redick. No, we don't remember that one. I don't know why he's out on JJ Redick.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2512.461

No, you can't one-up Cole.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2514.882

You can one-up Cole? Hold on a second.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2526.303

I don't know why it did that. I don't know. I hit the look at me, Louie. I don't know why it did look at me, Leroy. I hit the look at me, Louie. I know more black Louies than Leroy.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2548.5

I don't know what's going on with that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

2554.267

He's not coming here. Michael Jordan's not going to your funeral. Come on. All right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

388.121

I really don't understand what Chris Cody is doing. It seems to me that Chris Cody is taking just that podcast experience and erasing the rest of who J.J. Redick has been the entirety of his life, which is... How does JJ Redick get to 14 points a game in that particular league?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

403.509

Being an asshole on purpose, fighting everyone, doesn't care who dislikes him, uncommonly brave at sort of leaning into, do not care how much you dislike me, I'm going to get into your league and I'm going to make millions of dollars.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

469.685

But in the history of Duke, though, there have only been two guys who have actually had all of that and embraced, I don't care that you hate me, eat also. It's him and Laettner on, I'll invite the hate and I'll be better than your hate and I'll welcome it. The idea that J.J. Reddick changed Chris Cody's mind on who he is because he did a podcast for a couple of years.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

557.967

I don't understand what you guys are doing in the history of sports. Duke arrogance and the face of it. It's one of the most hateable things there are in the history of sports. And on that Mount Rushmore, there ain't four. There are two. I'll give it another name.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

574.387

Grayson Allen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

595.915

Well, but it's not just that, though. Hold on a second.

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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

600.279

I give you the whole history of JJ Redick, and now I add to it, first time coach cuts the line, hey, here are LeBron and Luka as your protégés. You think that's going to feed the arrogance a little bit?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

752.293

I like them.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

832.442

Define recent. That is a while ago. This was in high school. He just got bar mitzvahed. Chris Cody, can you explain to me after- The Red Foods?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

849.747

I do want to get to your- Yes, I are. Thank you. That's a good impersonation.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

857.23

Limited candy. Thought it was a sound bite. Yes. Chris, okay, fine. Why are you out on red food? Whoa!

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

879.5

No, I like them. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Are the red potatoes the worst of the potatoes?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

899.623

Hold on. Slow it down. Put it on the poll. Is the red apple inferior to the green apple?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

917.098

Red tomatoes. You like it? Taco Bell's coming out with a midnight flavor, Baja Midnight.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

946.138

A fat food update. But what is that? What does that even mean? Baja Midnight. It sounds like that's purple poison. That's a battery acid. Purple drink. That's only something that people who are drunk at 2 o'clock in the morning are going to have.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

983.798

Starburst. Best starburst. Red, pink, orange, yellow. Yellow. Put up those four. Red velvet cake?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

994.266

Supermassive black hole.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

112.533

Er hat es einfach niemandem übergeben.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

1360.848

Are you the guy that tells, you remind him who someone is? You're like his handler almost.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

1408.937

We're a hard working team. We're going to do better this year.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

1426.528

Nice to meet you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

1428.69

Thanks for coming by. Your son, great. Everything I see from him. Better person than even a player. Love the guy. Big fan. Brought in my assistant coach here. He's going to just be with us helping out a little bit today.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

1472.548

Ich kenne diese jungen Jungs, diese Whippersnappers. Ist das ein Drewski? Ich kenne einen Brewski. Bin ich richtig, Dad?

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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

1478.951

Ich habe es gewohnt, aber du kannst dir vorstellen, wenn ich trinke, würden wir einen Brewski zusammen haben.

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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

1511.867

Stop playing like that. I'm not gonna have no grandbabies. These kids, man. Now, I'm glad you mentioned that.

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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

1537.886

I don't know anything about anything.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

1772.102

Yeah, Jonah, who's always like, Oh, this is Greg Cody. You met him three times. Giving all the info before you meet somebody.

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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

2171.433

Er schläft nicht. Das ist Videospielzeit.

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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

673.549

Er spricht eigentlich immer noch.

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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

679.775

It was the opposite of that.

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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

719.542

I've been here before. I know how this works.

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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

748.324

Es ging für drei Minuten weiter. Sie haben die Musik gespielt. Und dann sagt er, hey, stopp die Musik. Ich schwöre, ich gehe irgendwo mit diesem Thema. Ich bin gerade auf dem Flugzeug. und dann hat er noch drei Minuten gedauert.

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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

803.422

I think Adnan Virk called Brody the worst two-time Academy Award winner ever. That's not true. 2-Time-Club ist schwer zu finden. Adrian Brody ist ein guter Schauspieler.

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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

85.009

This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach

935.343

Don Lebotard. Stugatz. I ain't cheat!

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1108.764

That's you, Tony. I'm not looking, Dan. That was an audio toss.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1116.607

Your segment, Tony.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1133.293

This segment is presented by Smirnoff. It's the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1368.904

Are we really? The Dolphins celebrate former center Tim Ruddy. He's not a legend.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1459.52

Joey Galloway. If you're a Seahawks legend, that doesn't make you a legend of the game. Compiler. There's a difference here. Jeff Conine is a Marlins legend. He's not a legend when it comes to baseball.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1511.801

Everyone, come on. Dan is- I actually agree with Dan on this.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1515.464

He's a national. Nationally, he's just a guy. Down here, he's a Mayan. What are you talking about? I'm just saying a guy, but he's one of the main guys. But nationally, he's just thought of as, oh, there's a bunch of guys around that do national stuff.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1528.398

Hush your mouth.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1558.413

You disrespectful. He was H3 on PTI. No Tyler Lockett?

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1580.954

But there's clearly a place where Dan is celebrated the most.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1853.607

How am I irrational?

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1867.693

This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1954.472

Yo, I'm in on this. I'm asking. This looks great. Look at this video. They're just making a Philly cheese. Oh, now they're putting it in the ice cream.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1969.42

Of course. Have you ever put a burger in a Frosty? No. And tried to see what it tastes like? Just never cheese with.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1990.193

This is... And of course Darren Revell was there on the beat.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

1999.199

There's one in here right now. I bet 50 people did it.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

2004.262

Ethan, go get me one of those.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

2013.566

When the whiz meets the ice cream. Oh, boys.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

2019.209

It's a good combo.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

2025.976

It's not only vanilla ice cream and vanilla syrup that's topped with a mini cheesesteak sandwich.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

2033.681

It is.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

2067.39

You guys have been at a diner with a burger and a milkshake. You take a bite of the burger, and as you're chewing, and as you're chewing, you wash it down with a little milkshake.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

2076.377

You're right. I am, but this is not 1948.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

2114.789

You guys all know.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

2117.89

Everyone knows the time when you're drinking a milkshake and it gets a little blocked up. And you're like, oh, there's a block there. You lift the straw up and there's a piece of steak blocking the straw. That's beautiful.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

2226.027

And the risk of injury?

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

2331.677

You don't know my burger.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

281.571

Win rings and stuff, no.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

373.717

I'm almost sure that's Ricky Williams. I love at the bottom it says, if the coward accepts. So he hasn't said yes yet.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

716.981

Omaha! Stakes! The phrase me at quarterback came out of your mouth and me and Amin locked eyes.

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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend

989.381

This is high comedy, though.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

128.441

Hopefully I'll meet John B one day.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

133.984

Really? Yeah. You and Funny Marco's friendship is one that I don't understand and wasn't expecting.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

153.249

The connection point that you found with Funny Marco that you have told me because I wasn't here yet for that interview. Yeah. I don't understand how in the course of a 10-minute conversation would come up. Like, I don't understand how in 10 minutes you guys bonded over having ADHD.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

186.568

It did. So, Lucy, I'm going to let you in on something that Stugatz has been doing behind the scenes that is not nice. Adderall? No, no, no. So you see these three hats that we have here in front of us? Yes. So these hats, Stugatz, when I got here, explained to me, are the gold, silver, and bronze hats. Yes.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2006.678

I almost didn't do it, if I'm going to be honest with you. Because I saw you earlier in the day. I saw you like at a check-in or like at the gate or whatever and like, to say that you're not a man of the people, but you're there with a hoodie on. You didn't seem to want to be bothered. I was in the zone. I'm not going to bother him. He's a busy man. He's an NFL star. He doesn't know who I am.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

204.942

And what he's been doing is, depending on how he feels the interview went, he's asking the guests to sign the hat, and he's ranking the guests in front of their faces without them knowing he's ranking how their hits went on the show.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2050.678

These glasses. You're looking good. What glasses are these?

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2073.743

What do you mean? He has to deal with a lot. This is why I go up to people and I'm like, you don't know who I am. I'm just a lowly person. The only reason I went up to him to even say hello was because other people were talking to him, and I was like, okay.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2089.048

It seemed to be going on a little long, if I'm going to be honest with you. He saved me. It was going on a little long, and I was like, ah, just come in here, interrupt real quick on the way out. Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2111.124

I know who you are. To be honest with you, I still wasn't certain.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2126.311

That's what I'm saying.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2129.873

It was the absolute last second possible. I had already grabbed my bag, and I was on the way out. I was waiting for my bag. Hey, I just wanted to say hi, whatever. And he's like, I know who you are, and I still continue to explain. I'm like, yeah, I do. You know, it's two gods. He's like, I know who you are.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

223.839

Well, they do now. Yes, yes. They may know by now.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2279.701

Thank you.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

230.327

It hasn't been signed yet, but so that you're aware. There have been people that have walked away that Stugatz has not asked to sign a hat. So they didn't even meddle. I assume those were Tier 3 people, if I'm going to be honest with you.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2318.137

Thank you.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

247.94

But the rush to get to the next interview, if it was a big enough name, he didn't let bother him at all. Because we got rap signs and he'd go five minutes past the rap sign anyway. So he's not too concerned with the whole going to the next interview situation. Also... I've been surprised to see who he's asked to sign this one and this one. Because he's asked some people to sign this one. You know?

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2498.971

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

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Thank you.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

269.614

No, I'm not going to name names. But if they were good enough. It's Stilato, right? If they were good enough. No, he was good. He was good, yes. Do you know Stilato?

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

279.602

Well, that's another thing is that I was asking him who signed this, and he doesn't remember who any of them are. I don't know who these people are. Yeah, no. He doesn't remember who they are either.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2878.386

the headline would have been Raheem Mostert, colon, women and children. He's cold-hearted. Yeah, I don't care. Mostert's cold-hearted. Mostert first.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

288.984

The actual Old Spice guy.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

293.146

Yeah. Okay, so we're sitting here and we're talking to Cam Jordan and he's promoting Old Spice and he has this little box that's like a fortune telling box with the Old Spice guy in it and you ask it a question like a magic eight ball and then it answers yes or no questions. And while we're talking to him, the Old Spice guy is just standing right behind us and we're turning like, wait a minute.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2970.831

You don't want to see him win one? He's had enough of a good season. He doesn't need to see me on top of everything. Get out of here, Saquon, like, enough. Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

2982.911

Right, crazy.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3032.355

I'm going to forever. Stop. When we go on your boat, I'm going to, hey, I'm Billy. You invited me on the boat. I might just throw you off the boat. You're going to have to save me. Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3061.123

Nice up and down, no turbulence. Yeah, no turbulence.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3080.138

No, he was wearing, like, a pink hoodie, too.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3085.321

I didn't want to bother him. He was wearing headphones. He seemed like a busy man. That's fair. You were mad at the people, honestly. I didn't even know you were on the flight. I saw you at baggage claim after, and I was like, I'm not going to. I'm a silent killer. Yeah, you were in there. I don't know if you put your business out there, but then he goes, he just has an Uber or whatever.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3101.972

Here we go.

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So of course we have to invite him onto the show. And he's shirtless, as the Old Spice guy always is. But he had a shirt, yes, just tied around his neck. Yeah, he had a shirt, but it was tied around his neck, a cape. But, yeah, the Old Spice guy was just here walking around. And we didn't address it on the air. He has a cane. He has a cane? Yeah, he walks with a cane. Yeah, he does.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3121.311

He beat the crap out of me. Not as good looking, though. Honestly, kind of like I'm a failure. No, I wouldn't say that. Like, with this body type, I should have been able to do something besides, you know.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3132.055

Wasted. I'm not going to say wasted.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3135.316

That's something. Yeah, but like. But actually, that makes sense. No, like, that's something.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3220.873

So it's just an app? You hold your phone up to the street?

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3244.879

It wasn't great.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3279.16

It's sad, right? Yeah, I know. You don't have to talk to people. This is so much better. Yes, yes. But if I had the app, I could have scanned you on the airplane. I'd be like, oh, Braxton learned all about you. Exactly.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

328.744

But it's not, like, for aesthetics. It's, like, a necessity, I guess. Yes. Oh. Which takes away a little bit of the whole shirtless on a horse thing, but... He stole the interview, by the way, from Cam. Yeah, oh, no, he definitely did. Cam Jordan got, like, nothing, and we were just talking to the Old Spice guy the whole time. So was Cam Jordan.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3302.073

You don't do your own shopping.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3316.669

So you tried to have a stylist twice? Yeah, yeah, I tried.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3329.837

A stylist? CARLOS LAGOAIA- Yeah. Look at how I'm dressed. You know I don't have a stylist. Get out of here. What a silly question.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3360.137

Yeah, a little Lulu. You don't think you actually look good. You don't think he looks good. I'm a young 50. I'm a young 50. Young 50. You say so. Can I ask you a question? Not to get too personal.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3374.627

This whole situation with Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, I feel like you very easily could have been in the it couple in the NFL. And they're really kind of making things hard for you.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3386.895

Yeah. Timing was kind of crazy. Horrible timing. Kind of crazy. Horrible timing. They set the bar so high. Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3419.58

Yeah, but you guys were lined up to be that couple. We want them to break up. No, it's okay.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

342.954

He was only interested in talking to the Old Spice guy.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3425.284

I'm just saying for you, not for me. I was going to say, are you married? You are married. I'm married, yeah. Okay. Just rooting against everybody else. Just so you can move up as far. Yeah, no, I want you. So he can tell his wife, see, we're better. No, I want you and Alex to get up there and be like the eight couple. I appreciate it. They've had their time. They've had a couple years.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3441.35

Enough is enough already.

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347.098

No, the Old Spice guy. Didn't ask. Never asked him. Just called him the Old Spice guy the entire time.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3537.099

Well, it's also hard, I guess, just because NIL has leveled the playing field somewhat for some schools, right? There's other schools that obviously are now not going to compete at all, right? Because they're never going to have access to that money. But there's other schools that now can compete with the Alabamas every year because they have money to spend. And the portal...

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3553.171

makes it hard to kind of build year after year because one year to the next, you can go anywhere.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

356.085

Yeah, who knows? But he wrote Old Spice. Yeah, it doesn't matter. His name's Old Spice guy.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

361.089

That was Eric... Eric Dickerson. Yeah, he signs a lot of autographs. Beautiful signature. Wow. Yeah, tier one. I mean, if I'm going to be honest with you, that could have gone on my middle hat.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3631.572

It's crazy. It sounds easier that you didn't have to deal with it, even though you cost yourself a ton of money.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

372.297

Eric Dickerson. Yeah, I mean.

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376.14

Well, you can't ask her to sign a hat now because she knows. Be careful with that hat. I don't know if you want to look on the inside of it, but that thing is filthy. Lucy is only a tier one today. That is a very dirty hat.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

3858.588

That's what he's doing. It's like he's running for office or something. He's going and he's shaking everybody's hand, talking to everyone. It's unbelievable. You don't know half those people you said hello to. I don't. You don't know any of these people. That's ridiculous. That's what nice people do. No, you're trying to get in there.

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You know him.

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No, you're there saying hi to everyone. I was told, and I don't know if you're going to confirm or deny this, I was told that you came with a private car and your own security yet again. So we saw you opening night and you had security and that was, you know, opening night, you had to get in and out of the stadium. I was told you had private security yet again today.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

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He looked like he was sucking in his ear. He did.

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393.592

I'm wondering if tomorrow you're going to remember which is her signature. I'm not. I'm going to go through this with you and see who you remember. Do you know Sean Stilato?

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3988.5

Sidewalk and I look the truth is I was carrying my daughter I was gonna be we were gonna be late to school So I was like speed walking and stepped off the sidewalk like a whole roll tear. Oh, yeah Yeah, but you know what I did right because I'm like a big tough guy. Yeah powered through it I said if I stop I'm not gonna be able to get going.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

4004.311

Oh, yeah I need to just keep walking straight walk it out. Don't let it get stiff and tight I can't be the guy that then falls while holding their child and all the other parents get some awareness. Oh

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401.318

The agent?

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403.54

Tommy DeVito.

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4035.295

I thought that we had really turned a corner. So did I. We only did a little bit. You know what I almost did, Chris, and I was telling Stugatz? What? I didn't do it. But I swear I was going to do it. I was going to bring your jersey and hang it from this screen to be behind you. He really was. Yeah. And then I did it. I'm like, well, you know, he's a big NFL legend.

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4051.337

I'll just find a jersey of his somewhere in a store over here. Yeah, it's all over the place. Lo and behold, I haven't found a single one. We went to every one. Sold out. So weird. Sold out. Sold out. What a pivot. Sold out. He should have been a politician. Sold the f*** out. You know what I'm noticing? First thing off the rack. Up close to you.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

4068.28

You went back to the haircut from a couple years ago. You said that your wife and your mom told you not to get it anymore.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

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408.944

Yeah. So here's the thing. We talked to him today, and he was wearing a blue suit with red pinstripes. And we were asking him about the suit. I don't know how we got to it. We were asking about the suits, and he's like, I had it made because I thought the Bills were going to make the Super Bowl. He's like, so I had it made a month ago, expecting the Bills to be here.

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4169.341

Yeah.

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4172.304

Wait, I have two kids in college. Yeah, but you look very much the part of someone that has two kids in college. He does not. He looks cool. And young. Thank you, Billy. I appreciate it. Do we like the school? Did we get in? Are we going to kind of throw our weight around?

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

4193.016

But they know the Sims family.

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426.075

I already made it, so I'm going to wear it. He's like, inside, you can't see it. It's all lined with Super Bowl logos and the Bills. He's like, are you ever going to wear that again? He's like, well, hopefully I make it next year, and I'll just have the inside relined. That put him on tier one. That is so good. He's met the Pope. Yeah.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

43.123

Okay. It's been a long day. It has. It's been a long day. Well, for you guys, not for me. You were shopping today. I did.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

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4332.451

How often are you at your house?

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4336.674

I know.

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442.92

He was incredible.

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4433.23

Yeah, exactly.

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4434.811

He was pulling principals to let his kids into school.

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445.08

Yes. Well, the reason that he met the Pope.

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450.042

So last year, by the way, he has an agent, just so you know.

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454.144

Yeah, the rare agent with an agent.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

4596.634

It does seem like the Chiefs are always going to get got, and then they just – Never do get guys. It's the craziest thing.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

461.587

I wonder, and I didn't want to ask him because I didn't want to upset him because he was so nice, and then afterwards he's like, let's take selfies. And I was like, okay, sure, what are you going to do with this picture? But whatever. I was going to ask him if he's ever had a situation where like, He had some agenting duties that he didn't want to do, so he just kind of passed it off to his agent.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

4646.857

Well, it might be a dumb question. So, like, if you're the Eagles and you have that lead and then it starts slipping away and you see the Chiefs start doing what they do, does that ever get into your mind? A hundred. It has to. A hundred.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

476.385

You know what I mean? Like, hey, go take care of Tommy DeVito's stuff. I'm hanging out with the Pope. Exactly right. I'm in Italy. And then he complained about his trip to Italy to meet the Pope because he said he couldn't play golf. Like, buddy, you met the Pope.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

490.356

I think you would for 30 minutes or so.

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4918.452

Incredible. It's been cool to see, I think, with the Chiefs over the past five years, not even just if they three-peat the three, but over the five years, They used to be a team that relied on the big plays and the flashy plays. And now, because they don't have the pieces, they've kind of changed the way that they're playing, and they're still just as dominant.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

50.41

Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

503.488

He didn't wear socks. He didn't wear socks. I have that stress. We got to find him and give him socks. He can have damn socks.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

510.451

Yeah, we got to find him and give him socks because he was walking around. He's like, as he was leaving, I swear to God, as he was leaving, he said to us, rookie move, I forgot to wear socks today.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

523.437

The thing is, he was wearing like, Like Jordan's also. I don't know why you would ever instinctually put your feet in sneakers without socks. Yeah. But if we see him, we could give him socks. I think he'd like that. He would love it. He invited us to some golf thing that he's doing in August or April or something. Yeah. Yeah. You got his number. Yeah. August or April. I think it's April.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

5327.935

Thank you. Thank you.

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542.088

I think I wrote it down.

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5469.759

Thank you.

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548.874

Okay, good. Very good.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

5505.606

Thank you. Thank you.

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552.478

We have on Funny Marco. We have Chris Sims. We have Braxton Berrios. We have Raheem Mostert. I was on a flight with Braxton Berrios and Raheem Mostert, and I was as awkward as you could be.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

563.216

I didn't say anything to Braxton. That's not awkward. Unless you guys are friends. Well, I didn't say anything to Braxton. I didn't even know he was on our flight. Until a baggage claimant, I saw a little kid taking a picture. I'm like, oh, that's Braxton Berrios. Raheem Mostert has been on the show with us 50 times at least.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

5753.169

Yeah. I think it's a short run. I think it's just through the Super Bowl.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

5757.532

Yeah?

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5759.854

I haven't seen it.

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578.001

And I was so awkward because I was like, I'm not going to say anything to him. I'm not going to say anything to him. And then I went and I introduced myself. I'm like, hey, I'm Billy. And he's like, I know who you are. And then I kept going, like, no, I'm Billy, and I do the show. Billy, I know who you are. Right.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

5871.171

Listen, I'm going to be honest with you. I planned out what I was going to wear. This is not my plan. I had cold sweats in the morning, and the other shirt was like linen, and I was like, I can't wear that shirt because I'm going to sweat through it, and then I'm going to have sweaty pits, and it's a whole thing, so I had to switch it up. I'm wearing a fishing shirt today.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

5892.809

You know what? I don't want to host a game show with you.

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592.491

Yeah, exactly right. And he gave me so many opportunities to just be a normal person. Like, I know who you are. You don't have to introduce yourself. And I just kept giving more and more of my resume to him. And then I left.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

5976.497

I just work with Psycho Bunny. You just call him like, I need some clothes. Man.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6012.027

I like that you're still doing that. You're still DMing people yourself. It's so good. And then, like, I'll send you my people now. Yeah.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6022.092

Okay.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

605.566

Yeah, exactly.

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6056.017

Different animal.

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607.828

Yeah, it's weird.

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610.389

He didn't forget him to start with. I got to be honest with you, I think he did. No, he didn't. If I'm going to be honest with you. No, he didn't. But he invited us on his boat. He owns a deep sea fishing team. Didn't even know that was a thing.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6121.411

Don't say that too loud. It might be a contract. You got to know. You got to know, you know, what you're doing. Don't get hurt, man. That's all we're saying.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

62.362

Yeah. Well. This is your cross that you have to bear. Yeah.

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6266.909

In a normal fashion. How did that happen? I just kind of like him. Do you not like Baker Mayfield?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6275.435

No, I like Baker. I feel like with Baker, you're always in it. You also, like with Baker, you're always a throwaway from being out of it. But you're always in it with Baker.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6285.142

Yeah, he has been a little careful this year.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

629.434

Better looking, though. Well, no, definitely better looking. I told him that I hope that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey broke up so he could be the it couple. Oh, wow.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6411.726

It's a crazy take. You can tell him it's crazy. It's not crazy. Three in a row, no one's done before. I'd rather win head-to-head.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

642.199

Oh, yeah. I didn't ask about that.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

646.541

Yeah, this isn't going well for him.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6478.725

He can use some psycho bunny.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6614.173

This isn't something that gets turned around in a week.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

667.769

Coin toss.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

671.823

Who are we going to? We need to find, now I really want to find him. He's not going to let me get to a guest. No, because now I really want to find Stilato just to give him socks. You want me to text him?

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6714.661

He has no interest in actually working.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6749.702

I'm going to find out now. I think you're an agent, but you're cutting your own deals as well, which is incredible.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

679.733

No, we just won't tell Dan. I mean, we'll see him. You should text him, ask him are you still here. Okay, well. You text him and be like, you're still here. We have socks for you. I am.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6807.239

Your agent's working on it. So hold on a second. So, like, because of going viral, you've had brands reach out to you that then you could use for your clients.

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6815.624

That's crazy. So good.

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6861.936

How did you go about meeting the Pope?

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6864.935

So good.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

688.647

You would love him for, like, seriously, like, 30 to 40 minutes. Yeah, I really feel like we'd be good friends. If I'm going to be totally honest, it could be exhausting. Want to be his friend? Yeah, yeah, long term.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6892.572

You should have dressed like the Pope today. That would have been great. That would fit better. Well, no, the Pope has to be bad.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

6996.545

Yeah, there you go.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

704.639

Maybe, but once you give him socks, I feel like you guys are bonded. Yeah, you're friends for life. Stugatz, I don't know if you can see this. This is kind of the Stugatz experience here on Radio Row where you're talking to him, but he always has an eye out for someone else. I texted Stilato.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

717.966

No, I know. I'm just saying he's always kind of looking around.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

722.228

He must have left because if he was here, we'd still see him. Yeah, that's true. Those are very nice socks. Are those dance?

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

731.234

Why would you do that?

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735.877

Hmm. How did that happen?

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

7389.949

When do we think we're going to wear this Bill suit again? Or is this a one-time suit situation?

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

7629.912

They not know that you're on the flight.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

7632.833

They don't know.

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764.496

I heard that she wants to drink a scorpion later.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

769.657

Oh.

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779.153

Okay, so I got a text saying, come out to where we are. Rose is about to sing, which I got in kind of late, and I got to be honest with you, that wasn't going to be the thing that got me out. I just assumed you were at, like, a karaoke place.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

84.909

I don't know why I'm holding this up. This is just on audio. I held it up to a camera.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

868.05

Of course.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

870.012

Yeah, that's a principle thing at that point. It all fell apart. Yeah, I think so.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

875.955

Yeah. All the time. All right. Are you going to miss your weekends with Rose? Yes. No. You liar.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

90.39

I was going to say, I think we're coming off to the listener as a bit delirious because we're just kind of stopping mid-sentence, not really carrying a conversation at all.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

906.494

Is she trying to get you to put on what she wants to hear or is she just... Yes and no.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

923.03

That's nice, but we don't know if we want to listen to that. Not just to annoy her. I think Rose just likes The Little Mermaid.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

930.337

You know? Yeah. People like certain things. The lotto said he left. Oh.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

935.798

Yeah, sorry. Did you tell him we had socks for him? I did not. What did you tell him? I just said he's still here. He said, no, I left. What's up?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

943.184

You just write back, oh, we had some socks for you if you still needed them.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

946.426

No, I know, but then he'll know why you texted him.

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

952.171

No, he's not going to come back, but he'll know, and then he'll be like, wow, that Stugatz is really a good person. Oh, that's nice. He already thinks that. Yeah. Is that a voodoo doll?

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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato

960.598

Oh,

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1003.134

Great hockey name. Can I propose a rule change for retiring numbers? Wait a minute.

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1009.055

Let me get him out of here.

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1044.374

That's an intimidator right there. Just brought me back to another time. That's all. Can I propose a rule change for retired numbers? So we now have a phenomenon where people are having their numbers un-retired or they're granting the ability for their retired number for other players to use said number, right?

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1060.763

So like recently we had it with Warren Moon, we had the conversation with Phil Simms, it didn't end up happening. I think that if you grant the player the ability to use your number and their career is not retirement number worthy, your number is no longer retired. It's active unless it's re-deactivated. It puts the pressure on you to only give it up for the good people. Exactly right.

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1085.312

Then you're not wasting that honor.

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1099.809

Correct. It's no longer retired. In fact, as soon as someone else is wearing it, you have to take it down off of the wall or whatever it's on.

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1110.915

I think maybe you could leave the name up, but the number comes down. So Phil Simms' name can be up there, but the number is no longer there. Got it.

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1158.456

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1180.609

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1370.35

It's in Stugatz's book. It is. Stugatzbook.com. Is that still active?

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1383.175

Also confirmed Pavel Bure 0 for 4 in the playoffs as a Panther.

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1484.725

Greg Maddux's first appearance in Major League came as a pinch runner.

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1558.242

Guess how many innings Greg Maddox pitched in his first start of his career.

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The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella

1564.827

Complete game. Duh. Maddox.

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Maddoc.

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I think that he's been in interviews and he's said that he was greenlit for a second season without even an idea. So they trusted him so much that he didn't even give this to them. They were just like, OK, here's your next season and here's your budget to go figure it out. What if we're underthinking this a little bit? I love it. What if Nathan just wanted to be a pilot?

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And he said, you know what? How do I get someone to pay for my 737 lessons? And then he wrote a show around the premise where he was going to be a pilot. And then he started figuring things out. But really the starting point was, how do I get someone to send me to pilot school?

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Pick a side. They need to pick a side. You know what's going on with the Mariners? I have no idea. They're retiring number 51, an iconic number for the Mariners. Randy Johnson. Do you know who they're retiring?

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Yeah. Also worn by Ichiro. So what they're doing is they're retiring the number for both of them at the same time. A double retirement. All right. Not how that works. Different days, though.

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Talk more! If you could save me, save me, please. The funny thing is, though, is that the pushback that he's run into is they're like, nah. That's correct. Which is, I think, like the official government statement is like, nah.

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No, you have to. No, you choose one. You're retiring one number 51. And by the way, it's Ichiro. Because if you're going to retire Randy Johnson, you retire that number before Ichiro got the number 51. Like, you've made the decision to not honor Randy Johnson and give the number to Ichiro, who was equally, if not more iconic than Randy Johnson in the history of the game.

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And now it's Ichiro's number. I'm sorry. You took it away from Randy Johnson. You gave it to Ichiro.

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Really?

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Different circumstances, granted. They signed Ichiro for like nothing.

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Oh man, but he could get you one hit every four days, I'll tell you what.

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Oh, Mariners. Like, enough of this. They're making a habit of this. This is ridiculous.

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Now they're just waiting around because they don't want to run out of numbers. They're like, we need two people good at every number, and then we'll retire said number, not honor just one.

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marlins are the opposite they have jeff conan they're like you want to wear number 18 you want to wear number 19 let's just retire all the numbers they don't retire them i think in part that's why they're not retiring numbers because they're like niner pick a number buddy i thought edgar wore number 11 then griffey came and gave well he was wearing 24 then gave it to griffey and took 11 right that's what i think happened but i'm going to confirm that wait but are you reporting that the mariners are going to have two numbers retired by four players

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It is an incredible stat that they are honoring four people and retiring two numbers. It's also wrong. They retired number 11 for Edgar Martinez. They have a giant thing on their promenade here. Also 42 for Jackie Robinson, retired by the Mariners.

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They could do the 26-25, though.

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That's a whole other thing, by the way. You want to honor Randy Johnson? Don't trade him. You decided he's not good enough for you. We're going to trade him. That's not how that happened when he got traded to Houston. Don't trade him.

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Wow. Whose number has been retired? I mean, that's what Dan's trying to do. Jackie Robinson, for sure. Yeah, definitely. I think it's 11.

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Tino, Dan, just quick correction. We're 23 for the Mariners. So if they retired 24 for Martinez and Ken Griffey Jr. and the other Martinez, it seems as though no Martinez has worn 24.

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Did he have a big series against the Mariners as a Yankee? Because maybe they retired the 24 for that. Also, 42 was retired by the Yankees, I think, for not just Jackie, but also Mariano.

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He was a D-back when he demolished a bird. Is it weird that him and Ken Griffey Jr. both became photographers in retirement? Yeah, man. Like they're both just traveling the country, becoming photographers, concerts, sporting events. You just see them pop up. I don't think that the big unit does that many sporting events. I think Kent Griffey is really doing the sporting event lane.

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I think that big unit does more concerts and live events.

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But you want to go first. Like the person who gets it first is the person who really gets to retire. I always think that like this is a morbid thought, but I always think when they do stuff like that, like when they're picking the order of when they're going to retire and honor people like part of it, especially the elderly, you have to think like who's going to live the longest here. Right.

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Like that has to go into the thinking, which, again, morbid thought. But I did think. Shaq McKeon's being honored by the Marlins this year, but he's being honored like third. Why don't we move that up to be first earlier in the season? Because you never know. I would have gone Randy Johnson first.

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That the Panthers can look across the ice and think that they're facing something that might be better than that. But I think Edmonton can do that, too. Yeah.

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That's right. It's good coaching. It's good advice. Stop him!

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Well, but just the fear in overtime, okay, that the game can just end and exactly that way because that right there last night is why that's the only team I fear if I'm the Panthers because they can do that to you when you're up 3-1 and no one else can do that to you. There's not another team in the sport. No one else has. There's not another team in the sport that can do that.

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Ratic bunk. That's good. Wow! I just sort of try to catch my breath and gasp a little bit and whimper.

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They have the thing every team wants. It's not just the player. It's not just the player. It's not just the player. It's what they are on the power play. It's basically your entire fan base feels like it's on skates going backwards. We're all skating together. The entire fan base is backpedaling.

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I thought both goalies were great last night.

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You have been stoic. You've been all bravado. You say no fear at every turn. What would I have had to do last night to place fear in you? Is there a result?

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I don't think.

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To them, have Sam Bennett talking after the game about, usually we don't let up, but we let up. No, you didn't let up. It's they shot a bunch of times because they're really good. You were gassed and you had a power play and you can't allow a power play in overtime against that team. You're describing letting up.

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The thing about last night, I think you would all agree with this part. Those things that Edmonton specifically did to beat you are the most demoralizing of the things. It's their two best players. You had a confidence about, we're unbeaten with Maurice if we lead after two periods.

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If we're unbeaten with Maurice in the playoffs, if we lead after one period, after two periods, and obviously after three periods, you have a situation where they took from you the stat you guys loved. They took one game into the series, and in the most heartbreaking way, it's overtime. How did you guys sleep last night? I'm dead serious about this. I was drunk.

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Well, this is what's happening around here. You had Stugatz rooting for no double overtime, and you had Jeremy. And I don't know what we did to make this so, although I can guess. Jeremy found himself rooting against the Panthers last night just because of our show.

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What was that? He hasn't been here all week, although I did like Billy in the background doing this, saying, speed it up, speed it up. You know, right.

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I think Jeremy's criticism is a fair one. I will tell you, and I don't mind saying this out loud. What I'm seeing out of Edmonton, you will see no bravado from me. You will see no bravado. I've watched enough hockey in my life to know to respect what is at the center of that team. But we were right there with them. You should respect the Panthers too.

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This is what we told you. This is not me. This is Greg Cody's opinion that he adheres to. Wait a minute. What do you mean me?

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Should we do more billboards? Well, wait a minute. It doesn't mean I respect it more than my commitment to the joke when Greg Cody can make himself the middle of the Stanley Cup final. All right, cool. Little footnote to that statement then.

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But when I'm watching, and you guys have made fun of me the last couple of days because I continue to give him what I believe is bestowing my highest reverence by continuing to say of McDavid, what cometh this way. I'm describing it.

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I don't know exactly what it is that Jeremy is doing with this. Neither do I. We're not talking about the heat because they were eliminated two months ago.

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My city. You know what? I got to get rid of him. I'm sorry. I was so delayed. He hasn't been here all week. I know, but... I don't know. Hold the umbrella.

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Two minutes.

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The face behind Billy Gill right now.

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That face right there. That is Edmonton. That is. Those people are so happy. That dry sidle moment. That goal is something. That guy.

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It is so Edmonton right there. Look at the diversity of that crowd. It seems like it's people from all over the world enjoying hockey.

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Look at that guy. What is the age, what is the correct age for the feeling that Stugatz is talking about, which he's laying on the couch and he's actively rooting for no double overtime. He's rooting against the game being better. I remember, can you guys look up for me? I remember my first hockey game.

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First hockey game I ever saw was Billy Smith's Islanders, and I believe it was like a three or four overtime game that they had with Mike Bossy and somebody else.

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I didn't even know. Great one. I didn't even know.

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I didn't even know that there could be such a thing as a playoff game because I just didn't know anything about hockey. I'm literally watching on network television. There are three channels in whatever year it is that it would be that they would be showing the hockey finals. I'm not even sure. It wouldn't have been on tape delay, right?

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That was basketball back then that would have been on tape delay.

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but there was a three or a four overtime game and it just kept going and going and going. At what age do you become so old that you don't even want double overtime anymore? You don't even care about the investment that you've made. Like to me, that's like walking out of a movie three minutes before it's over.

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So, Billy, we did not talk about this yesterday. Your Marlins were swept by the Colorado Rockies, who came into that series not having won a series in more than 250 days. Yeah. They sweep your Marlins. Did you pay attention to that series? Have you wandered over to where the Panthers are with any kind of caring?

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Or were you just wounded from being swept by the Rockies and had no time for any sports last night?

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So you do realize that the Rockies, because they started 8-50, started worse than any team in the history of our most historic sport.

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Well, this is weird, right? Because the win total for the Dodgers this year was over 104-1⁄2. Do you realize what the Dodgers are in their last 18 games, Sturgatz?

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They're 8-10 in their last 18. What do you mean they're playing another sport? They lose more than Carl Anthony Towns.

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Do you just call Cat a loser? I said they win less than Carl Anthony Towns because I was making a callback to Carl Anthony Towns as a winning record, but only if you include his college career. He has a losing record in the pros, but if you include what he did... What'd you call him? I didn't call him a loser. I only called the city of Toronto losers, the Maple Leaf franchise.

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I only call franchises losers and cities. I do not call individuals losers. It's a little life rule. It's where you draw the line. Yes, it's easier to take out a whole city without taking out any one person personally.

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I don't call human beings losers. But they're the franchise, Dan. You're not better than me. I didn't say I was better than you.

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I don't call myself a star.

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Let me f*** you.

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Mike Ryan has an exclusive Ronaldo report. How are we dressing these up? How are we dressing up your exclusive reports?

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What is your highest report? Is it I happen to know or I know for a fact? Like, what is your highest? What is the highest?

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The kicking of the tires, that has to be bicycles, right? That tells you nothing if you kick an automobile tire, correct? It will tell you much of nothing? Sometimes it hurts. The kicking of tires has to be a bicycle before you realize whether a tire... You can't tell totally. You can either see that an automobile tire is flat or...

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Or you can feel it from driving, but kicking a tire, that's not going to have anything to do with an automobile tire, is it?

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Thank you, Jeremy.

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It's the truck. Yeah, it's the truck. I wouldn't have known that. You mentioned journalism, and I was listening to some sounds here, Stugatz, and I wanted to get your thoughts before I play this sound. The feud between Pablo Torre and Bill Simmons that has now ended because Bill Simmons hadn't actually seen any of the reporting Pablo had done and just had commentary.

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that wasn't informed by anything. That's how you do it, Dano. They reconciled. If I tell you the sports hub in Boston was talking about this feud between Pablo Torre finds out and Bill Belichick and Bill Simmons, can you tell me where you think the sports hub in Boston would side in this particular feud?

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Bill Simmons is a Boston icon, is he not? Bill Simmons is the Sports Hub. I would assume that the Sports Hub would be a place where you would find a haven for Bill Simmons. But I was a bit shocked when I heard the commentary on the Sports Hub.

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He said no one wants to beef with him. You can't beef with him. You shouldn't beef with him. He's going to open up his briefcase, and he's going to say, I happen to have a few questions for you, and then you're just going to melt in his journalistic breath.

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Billy, why are you shaking your head?

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The ending of that is where it crescendos. I was not expecting any of those people to say any of that. But for it to end with he's the 50 cent of journalism, which means no one wishes to beef with him. He has escalated to that point very quickly.

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One of the things they did in sideswiping Simmons is they kept saying, if you were still from here... You'd know how people here feel about Belichick and that story.

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Well, Pablo Torres' Boston years were Harvard. We got your back. Which tend to be things that annoy people. How often he reminds... Right at the top of the Simmons podcast, he says, I didn't fly in for this. I was here for the P-Bot.

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We must be doing numbers. Congratulations to Pablo Torre for officially winning the beef, according to Awful, announcing a giant victory, but to win it in Boston.

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Peabody. Peabody. Pablo really wanted the Peabody. But he likes the attention, too. He does like the attention. He does. Pablo, I remember, this is a funny memory. It used to be behind me in the coloring book of Pablo crowd surfing at the Moss, Miami. But the funny memory is him standing at the end of the stage and

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and whispering before turning his back and allowing those people to just carry him across the crowd on his back, he just says, the child in me as a kindergartner who always wanted to be seen wouldn't even recognize this person I've become who wants to do this thing where he crowd surfs. He loves attention so much. Jesus Christ, man, just crowd surf. Anything you need from me, baby.

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Everybody's rooting against the Panthers, and I will tell you I had a thought that I haven't had until now last night because I am scared of what Edmonton has become. My thought was, man, it would suck and feel like underachievement if the last three years only ended in one title with as good as this team is. Like, it would hurt to have only one title in three years.

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That was the part. That feels a little bit like... Insincere. That's the most Hollywood thing I've heard. Anything you need from me, baby.

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This is really a spectacularly insincere overreach.

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But I'm telling you, I'm not saying it has to be like this, but if you told me what would it look like to recreate my fears in a way that would make me think that the Panthers are not going to be able to overcome this. It would look like last night. It's McDavid to Dreisaitl at the end, and the reminder, oh, Dreisaitl didn't do shit in that series last year.

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Cuervo.

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Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Given his name... Shouldn't Dalton Kincaid be better at football, given just his name? I was thinking about great names, Stugatz, because Dreisaitl, we're going to try and fix that echo. Is everyone getting that echo, or am I the only one getting that echo? Dreisaitl is a pretty perfect name.

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for a hockey player, and I wanted to ask all of you to give me what you believe to be the most perfect name in the history of hockey players. Oh, wow. Do you want to play this game? I believe it's an eternal game. Men of our age can play at any time. It can break out anywhere you are and be fun for the whole family.

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You have five? Yes.

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Okay, so you're claiming, because I think I have one that will be the winner.

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There will be no winner better than the one that I have.

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What's going on in there? We got Robert. We got DJ. We got a team of people coming in here to try and fix the echo, so it's not just my echo here. Echo, echo.

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This is not an echo chamber. I don't hear the fanfare. I'm just letting you guys know. Number three, Jeff Bukabum.

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I don't think that you're going to be able to beat mine, but let's see. Jeff Bukabum didn't beat Dreisaitl? What are we doing here? I'm going to beat Dreisaitl.

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What a Ziggy Palphine. Billy, what? What do you guys have?

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I disagree. What if I counter your Bukabum with Ray Joe Rutzelainen?

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You want to spell? You want to try to... I don't know how to spell Ray Joe. Ray Joe Rutzelainen. Careful.

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How about Nikolai Habibulin? Oh, wow. The Boolean Wall? Wow. That's a great name.

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It's a great name. It's a good hand. It's a great name.

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Jeremy did just turn 30 and made us feel old by saying he had his first professional thought post-30. What was your first professional thought post-30?

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You did think he was over 30, right, Billy? That he just looks over 30. Yeah, you have a look like you're over 30. Thanks. I'm a little bit stunned that he just called himself a star. I don't think I've ever heard anybody do that before. The echo's gone, though. Ishbia is fun to say. I mentioned this yesterday. Do you have, and all these names that we just said are fun to say.

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Zoli Zalapsky.

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Yeah.

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It's just owners. You're just doing it.

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That's weird. That game last night, when I tell you guys, and I know you've been tired of this analysis of fearing hockey throughout. the last two playoffs because it can be so random, but it hasn't been that random this year. The two best teams have buzzsawed through the playoffs and they've gotten to face each other. And that result, Roy, is exactly what I was afraid of in all of the ways.

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The Panthers, keep in mind. So they get the goals from Bennett and Marchand, and it makes them a team that now has 50 road playoff goals. That hasn't happened since the 93 Kings, okay? That team had Gretzky on it.

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I know. That team had Yari Curry on it. That team had McSorley on it. That team was basic. the champion Edmonton Oilers scoring on the road in 1993 the Panthers get the two road goals go up 3-1 they had been under Paul Maurice 18-0 when they've got the lead at the start of the third period they've been 31-0 when they've got the lead after the first or second period

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and what happened to them is 46 shots and they got those two guys and i'm telling you there hasn't been a feeling in edmonton since they had the great one that felt as good as mcday as um dry sidle scoring that goal the smoke blowing in the the horn going off and he spreads his arms in the photo behind me that's going to be a classic photo

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in edmonton of him scoring that goal and that goal was beautiful and the panthers were done like they it's a dumb it's you can't allow that power play and they were going to lose anyway because they had no legs and and they were fried and i'm not used to it because they're the boa constrictor in the third they they crush everybody in the third they're not the ones who get tired

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basketball, soccer, football, whatever sport you wish to choose, the ending of a game that's going to have you lose sleep most likely that night is blank anywhere in sports. Because I think the hockey overtime goal that kills you on the road is something that makes sports fans sleep less than anything except maybe like a buzzer beater.

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Oh, wow. I mean, wow. That is asinine, what he just said. Tugnuts? Do you know how bad...

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tug nut not tug nuts that's the whole i didn't say nuts that's the whole family tug nuts yeah the whole family is the tug nuts uh what he just did is perfectly chris cody he says it's a 21 period series after an overtime game 21 and a half wasn't a full period so how many periods is it if there's another overtime game

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It cost you the game. Yeah.

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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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So when you guys say good loss or bad loss, I think it's a crushing loss. And it's because it's the first time in this postseason where a champion can look across the ice and be like, oh shit, they might be better. It hasn't happened. They haven't had any reason to think that through everything they've been doing.

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But when you're the best at something, and in game one, they erase that because they're the one team in the sport that can. 3-1 doesn't matter against them.

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Okay, you say that, but you also would acknowledge that what I'm saying is something that is totally reasonable.

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Stugatz, can we do something next year or by next year? And by we, I mean you. Can we get Billy promoting something on Radio Row next year? Because I would love to see Billy going up and down making the rounds. Yes. Pitching something. I think that would be awesome.

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Oh.

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Potty training can wait.

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The obvious graduation from the diaper promotion.

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For a few days, and then we get free agency.

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They'll have one tomorrow.

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Well, maybe if there's a parade in there, maybe somebody will delay it a day, but they'll have one.

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Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

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Photography is tricky because a lot of people think it's just you push a button and the camera does all the work. When really there's a lot more that goes into it. Well, that's what amateurs do. Yeah, they think you just push it and it just takes a bunch of pictures. When it's really got to be the right place, the right time, then afterwards. A little luck involved. Well, no, not so much.

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There's luck, but it's the preparation, too, to put yourself in the right spot to know exactly what it is that you're looking for. Like if it's wildlife that you're taking pictures or sunset, landscape.

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Four straight hands. All of the money was gone. Then we were walking around and... It was a bit of a who's who last night at the casino. I'm not going to lie. Every night. It's funny because if you're walking around and you're here on Radio Row, everyone has a big entourage and all this stuff. You can't get in contact with all these people. At the casino...

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Some people just dismiss photography and say you just push a button and the camera does all the work.

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Yeah, there's a lot to it. You want to hear a flex? So Malcolm sits down and he puts down his bourbon. And we're like, we want to make sure to promote the bourbon. He goes, don't bother. It's sold out. Oh, really? I didn't say don't bother, but we were still talking about it. I'm assuming you're going to make more, though. We're going to make more, for sure.

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Everyone's on the same level for the most part, right? Unless you're like in the high rollers room, which by the way, we got a peek into the high rollers room. We saw who was there. You see me? No, you weren't there last night.

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You told us that you were going to eat with a family member. I did. My niece. Yes. Okay. Anywho. So this person went, loses four straight hands of blackjack, loses all the money, then sits down at a slot machine right outside of the casino. And within three rolls, nearly, no, more than triples the amount of money that he put into the machine. And I'm like, cash out right now. Like, cash out.

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than football for you, Victor?

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So we were just talking to Vernon Davis a little while ago, and he was telling us how much harder acting is than football, too. Yeah.

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Because he went and he lost and lost and then won $9 and then lost and lost and lost. And then you look at it and it's like, almost $400 at the thing just goes up from like $80 to like $400. I'm like, cash out right now. Because that's what you would do. You would cash out and walk the hell out of there, right?

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You guys are just going to tell them that Victor invited you, show up at the door, and you're good to go?

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No, I probably would have ended up losing it, but because it wasn't my money, I was like, I'm going to be the voice of reason here. I'm like, cash out right now. Person cashes out and says, you know what? I'm going to go. I'm up right now. I'm going to go. I'm going to put $80 on red. Right. And I was like, okay. Well, because the bear told us to do that. Person goes over. $80 on red. Well, yes.

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There was other reasons, but multiple people had told this person red. Mm-hmm. So walks over, puts $80 on red, one spin, boom. It's doubles the money. I go, cash out right now. Just cash out. Let's just get out of here. Get out of here. I have like $500-something today. You went in. You started out very poorly. The fact that we're in this position is great. Cash out right now. Right.

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Yeah, it's fun. Fun city. I'm going to lose my hat for this. The eating is just as important as the cooking. Because if you cook and no one eats, what's the point of cooking? People don't appreciate the eaters as much as they appreciate the chefs.

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What would they be cooking for if people weren't eating?

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Exactly right. What comes first? There's not equal value, though.

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But did you place a single bet while you were there? I didn't. And you know what's funny is I don't think that this person intended on placing bets. See what he did there, Mikey?

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Well, and it's also been really cool to see from afar just because, like, timing worked out perfectly for you, right? Because you go, you do Thursday Night Football, and you get to create something from the start. And you guys have made something that's really cool. And around the game, yes.

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And then you can kind of just dictate how you want it to go because it's not something you're joining like you're joining, like, an NFL Live or something like that that's been around for years. And, like, this is how we do things. You guys are kind of creating the format for other people to follow.

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No, it's worse than you think. It's 100% worse than you think. John Gruden's over there. It's 100% worse than you think. I don't know if you know. He's doing media now. No, I do know that. I haven't seen him in a while. He's everywhere. He's been everywhere this week.

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And who knew, I mean, I don't know if you knew, fashion icon. That's what I had to say. No doubt. Here we are. I'm going to be the guy, hoodie, blazer on top, fashion icon. It was in there somewhere. We just didn't know it was there.

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Radio Row, I just kind of take it. It's unbelievable. Mad Dog just walked by with the free wings that Bounty's giving away, which is like, Mad Dog, you're a multimillionaire. You don't need to go get free wings. No, he does. It's incredible. It's great. There's so much going on here.

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Don't fill up. You have the Pepsi boil coming up.

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Yeah.

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Is there any way that you kind of like sit on the fence on this one? Maybe let someone else make decisions? I don't think you can set anyone.

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It's worse than you think because this person went to the casino not intending, I don't think, to gamble. and said, I have cash if you want. And I'm like, okay, yeah. Bring some cash and I'll Venmo you because I'm going to gamble. I want to get out of the thing. So the money in part was taken, I believe, so that I could gamble. And then once I got there, I was like...

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Yes, you guys.

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You're a sprinkler? Oh, you're a soaker. You're a soaker? You're going to be able to keep that thing when you head out? You know what? This is nice. He wants to keep it, though.

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I love that. I don't know how the hell you're going to get that through security, but good luck.

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How do you get out of these things? Right. Like, how do you get out of the small talk? You get in, but you realize, like, okay, you were the most important person, but now someone else is going to be important.

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We're done.

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I don't like the social interaction of the gambling. I was like, I need an empty table.

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You know who's great at it is Austin Eckler. Austin Eckler, we would have on every single week. And he is a very nice, genuine guy. And we would talk to him, and he is very regimented, and he is going to stick to this schedule. So Stu Gatz is not the best at wrapping up interviews. Sometimes he'll get friendly. He'll want to throw in an extra conversation, an extra question here or there.

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And I was just like... All right, good seeing you, boys. And then, boom, hits the Zoom, and he's out of there. On to the next thing. I interviewed him.

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He's great. So much. He's so set up after football. Like, whenever he stops, he has so many different things going.

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Exactly right.

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So that's, I guess, the argument for people who are arguing Josh Allen over Lamar Jackson, right? Is that he's the most valuable to his team, which is what you're saying about Saquon.

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Well, the problem is that I don't know what I'm doing, so I don't want to be... The guy who is, you know, holding up the table and upsetting people. Coach Prime. What's up? How's it going?

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Well, that's why Baker is so valuable to the Buccaneers. So valuable. Because Baker is getting half of what Dak is getting essentially now.

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That's how you say we got Dion on this show.

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And you make sure that you say Coach Prime because that's what he wants to be called. We got Burrow, too. Exactly. Twice. Twice. Twice. So. Anywho, I wasn't feeling it because I knew he's like, why don't you sit down? Why don't you play blackjack? I'm like, no, because I'm going to be the person that plays it wrong and upsets the entire table that's playing.

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I'm scanning Louisiana Purchase just to see how much you should push this story.

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This is a very quick scan because I started out, I'm like, I think it's okay. It was from the friends, and I'm going down. I'm like, I don't know about this. Maybe it's not.

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If someone beats that, I'm going to be pissed. Look, this is what you're competing against. The Old Spice guy from the commercials that rides the horse has come and just sat down in that seat twice. Really? Yeah. He's wandering.

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I'll tell Muggsy that you have some short friends over here.

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That's exactly what we want. Look at us. Yeah, tell them we can work the Florida line for them.

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Let's do it.

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Even though, if we're going to be honest, it was an empty table and I could very well have easily sat down and played blackjack. But I didn't play blackjack. I'm going to be real with you. Okay. I wasn't feeling lucky this week. Okay. Between the ankle. You're not feeling well, right? The ankle. Wait a second.

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Oh, yeah. I love this place.

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That is true. And Joe Burrow twice. Joe Burrow twice. You got Coach Prime. But last night, I wasn't feeling lucky. This wasn't feeling like my week, so I said, you know what? All right. I'm just going to cut my losses. I have the injury. I have the ailment. I'm walking around Mikey. I'm wearing my glasses. I pack. I...

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Yeah. That's where that comes from. Meth seems to be big in the Midwest. Big. The more I head into the Midwest, the more I hear meth is a big thing.

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When did you know that the fit fluencer life was for you? As a young boy, you said one day.

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I rationed my contacts so that I would have the exact amount for this trip before I ran out of contacts and had to reorder. And I'm leaving with extra contacts because I had to wear my glasses because of the sty. Because when I take off my glasses, I look like I was punched in the eye. Right. So... Yeah, this wasn't a trip.

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Do they want you to sing back? Is it a duet?

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Okay.

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Come on, this is the time. Let it fly.

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The thing about Rose who works with us is she sings songs, but she doesn't know the words to any of the songs. So yesterday we were in the car, and she was singing Country Roads by John Denver. But she didn't know it was Country Roads. She thought that the song went Baton Rouge. That's a different song. That's calling Baton Rouge.

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She was singing Country Roads, just saying Baton Rouge over and over again.

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Yeah, and then she was saying California, and then just throwing in different states. She seems like she's heard of songs. Yeah. She's just not aware how any of the songs actually work together.

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We need you to sing. Yes.

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Yeah, sing him Baton Rouge.

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Just so you know, Adam finds this very off-putting. I'm excited for this.

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No, it's not a win because I'm walking around looking like I got punched in the face. So I had very few wins on this trip. So I said, you know what? Gambling, probably not the best interest. It's just going to add to the losses. I was feeling like a sad boy walking around. So I was like, you know what? I'm not going to add insult to injury here.

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All right.

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Appreciate it. Is today your last day, or do you still have more to do? Last day. Last day, Billy. Deuce is hosting this thing. Ah, you know. Last day.

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Really? Sometimes you say, I'm Deuce McAllister.

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So we're from Miami, and the last time the Super Bowl was in Miami was in 2020. And of all the Super Bowls that we've covered, I've told people, I was like, that was the least fun. Because when everyone comes to your hometown, they want you to go out and do this and do that. It's like, if we're traveling, like, that's fine because all my responsibilities stayed at home. When it's a homestay.

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Super Bowl I still have to take out the trash on Tuesdays I still have to do everything I have to go home I have to eat dinner like I can't be out until two in the morning going and socializing with people that's not real life kindred spirits the two of you yeah and and people don't understand they're thinking like wait what do you mean I was like yes this is what I have to It's real life.

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If you're not feeling it, you don't gamble. I wasn't feeling it. Yeah. I understand.

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I feel like you need to treat them more like football. You need to get yourself some, like, blocker parents that they go and they, like, clog up the different lines for you. Right. And then, boom, you just sneak in and out. Exactly. If you know – Pick up gaps.

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Well, I mean, I don't know.

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This seems like a tough city to eat healthy in.

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No, we saw Puka there. Okay, Puka.

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Good luck.

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Maybe it was a high bowlers room. Hey. I don't know why I'm pointing. This is just audio. Yeah, it's just audio, but you pointed. Yeah. So the high bowlers room, Puka was there.

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Jason Kelsey. Man of the people. No, Jason Kelsey was walking amongst the commoners. He likes a crowd following him. Let's be 100% honest on this situation.

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I love the Pro Bowl games.

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Yeah, that's all. That's all.

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It was everyone. It was everyone in the casino. And you know who was there?

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He eats that **** up. Sorry. I saw it at Tahoe. Someone who spent his life as a somewhat anonymous offensive lineman and now has found all of this fame and fortune, he loves all of the attention. He was commanding the entire casino, and he knew it, and he loved it.

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No.

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No. No, no, no.

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This is my argument for George Kittle. Okay. When you think of the greatest tight ends ever. Man, this is Radio Row. There's Cam Jordan just running around on a scooter in the middle of the hallway. That's what it's all about, man. It's very distracting.

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Yeah, I know.

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Yes. So this is my argument. Okay. Rob Gronkowski and. Look at him.

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Yes. Who has George Kittle had throwing him the ball over these past years? That's a good question. You know what? Because you don't have Patrick Mahomes.

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Well, half the time they're using him to block.

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What can you tell us about Nick Rollis, your defensive coordinator? Because we regularly have his brother Mike Rollis on the show. I know it sounds odd. We have a wrestler on every week, Mike Rollis, Nick Rollis' brother. And he picks football games, obviously, as you do with a former professional wrestler.

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And he would kind of get mad at us sometimes because we would get on his brother because there's a stretch there where we're giving up a little bit of points. But then you guys got right back on track. And honestly, we're pretty good towards the end of the year. So what do you think about Nick Rawless?

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Miles Teller was there and was just, like, hanging out next to him, like completely incognito, just standing there next to him the entire time. Ridiculous.

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He's also like 30 years old or something, which is insane.

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It's crazy how young coaches are.

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It's hot in Miami, too. That's where we're from. And by the way, there's only one way to learn if they float or not. Just buy a bunch of them and test it for yourself.

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I do with Golik.

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That's why I'm here, baby. It's a little afternoon pick-me-up because you're right.

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He said no. Well, you know why he said no?

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Really? What's the limit for your nerddom?

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Yeah.

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Okay. I love it. But do you have a line? Like, is there anything you won't buy? Because we saw Batmobiles were on sale this year.

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You know why he said no? Why? Because Jason Kelsey came around. And now he had a new Eagles lineman that he could gravitate towards.

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It levels to toys, too. The street legal is also an important part of this.

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You can't drive it anywhere. When you have a ranch with 40 acres, you can't drive that anywhere.

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I tried to warn him about this with Notre Dame. It happened with the Eagles. We saw that coming. Second Super Bowl, it's definitely, you know, I tried to warn him about Notre Dame. He didn't want to listen to me.

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Are we talking Batman? The one where the sharks, that it was on the helicopter.

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Watch this.

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Right.

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Yeah, he's kind of a rich guy. He has a lot of cool tools.

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I'm not being uncareful. You know how many times I've heard that? We're just having a conversation. Yeah, I've heard it. Let me ask you something. When we're talking about VCRs, is there something that you – I think everybody had this experience with VCR where you have something that you had recorded on a VCR – And then it got taped over. Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. Yes, I had it.

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Stephen A was walking around. Yeah, so he was over here.

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Well, he was in a soap opera. I think he was in General Hospital. He is. He's still in it, yes. He's a recurring character. He's in like once every year. Is he Stephen A? Yeah. Does he play Stephen A? No, he plays, I believe, a detective. Oh, wow. And I think he has, like, a name.

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Yeah. Really? Yeah.

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I feel like they haven't covered that storyline yet.

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I can't. That's not true. I was not laughing diabolically as someone was losing money. And I'm assuming I know who the source is because I was walking around the casino with one other person. Right. So unless that person has told multiple people, this person probably went and told you directly what was going on. And I was not laughing diabolically as this person lost money.

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There's just some things you got to have. You like all the different iterations. Like, you like the Penguin show. I haven't seen it. I don't know if it's for me. But it's winning all of these awards.

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He just likes Eagles linemen to hang out with. You know who else we saw? We saw Jackson Mahomes there, too. Did you really? Huge. So much bigger than Patrick. Really? So much bigger than Patrick.

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So it's just a background for him.

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Yeah.

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You know what?

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And to be honest with you, I think it was kind of early because I'm not a late bird. You know what I mean? So I think it was early. I'm sure it picked up as we were going. Well, Fenton's was there later. I'm sure it was getting busier. It was getting busier, yeah.

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I learned that people don't socialize on my time. You know what I mean? I was walking around Burbage.

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Oh, yeah. Mikey, we saw Rob is going around doing stuff for Bounty or someone, and Papa G was there. Goons isn't. I was looking for Goons. Goons is not here, I don't think. Goons wasn't there, but Papa G was walking around, and Mikey, I just, I'm sure they're gone now because that was like an hour ago. But I just wanted to go up, not talk to Gronk, bother him or anything.

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I just wanted to go up to Papa G and just be like, hey, Papa G, ask Gordy's back. Ask Gordy's back to him. Ask Gordy's back to him. Good seeing you. Just give Gordy our best. You know what I mean? And that's how you kind of get in with the Gronks. Even though, if I'm going to be honest with you,

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I think we are. Yeah, I was going to say. I don't think it played out exactly how Stugatz wanted it to, but I'm quite pleased. It's played out fine. I'm quite pleased with the way that it has played out. I love Gordy. I love Gordy, too. Yeah. And I love Chris. I love Chris, too. I didn't think I was going to like anyone as much as I like Chris, but here came Gordy. I want to love Rob.

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I just haven't had the chance yet, so I mean... Yeah.

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Yeah. I love Papa G. I think it's good for Gordy for us to have Gordy be our favorite. You know what I mean? Yes. Yes. Because I think Gordy is the family favorite.

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I think, honestly, Gordy of, like, the friends group that go out. Like, everyone's always talking about Gordy.

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You know what I could do?

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I think I could just start getting up an hour earlier than I normally do, and then I'll be out at prime time. There you go. You know what I mean? What's prime time? So eight? Well, no, I wake up like at five. If I just start getting up at four, I could catch people on the tail end of nights out.

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They're like, damn, Billy's wild. He's out at four in the morning. And I'm like, you look great. I just, you know.

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In fact, in fact, I would argue I helped this person walk away with a decent amount of money because this person went and played blackjack and lost all of the money that said person lost. had intended to gamble in four hands. Right. Boom, boom, boom. Gone. All the money was gone. Four quick losses.

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It's a dangerous game when you're introducing people and educating them on the art, right? Especially headed into an auction because then they know exactly how much these things are worth. I feel like if I'm you, what I want to do is I get the art and then I educate them after the fact. This is why this is so valuable. This is why this is such a good deal.

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I can barely do that. Which do you like to do more, teach people about art or teach artists about football?

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look circle of trust circle of trust i kind of like josh allen now circle of trust i know you i know you've always i didn't circle mikey circle i didn't say i didn't say i want to try circle of trust i want to try it i want to try mikey mikey mikey he's always like josh no false false no no mikey he has false so here's the thing here's the thing no here's the thing

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We have videos of him doing all this charitable work. My cleats, my cause. He does things with children with cancer. He seems to be a very nice guy, right? Yes. But all of a sudden, handing the ball off to his running back on the one-yard line makes him a saint. It's insane. That's not why he's a decent person, because he decided to just give the ball to his running back.

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Get out of here with that stuff.

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He wasn't until that moment. That's when he became like the good selfless guy. And it's like, wow, you know what? I'd be shocked. I'd be shocked if he doesn't win like Walter Payton, man of the year for handing the ball off on the one yard line. Like not for any of the other stuff, just for handing the ball off the one yard line. You know what? Walter Payton, man of the year. Thank you, Josh Allen.

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What a good guy you are.

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I don't know about that. I'm not criticizing Josh. He told me he likes you. I'm not criticizing Josh. Big dog. I'm criticizing what happened around it. Also, if we're analyzing the MVP race and the stats, because that's become a thing where Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, whatever, It should be Sam Darnold. Okay, it shouldn't. It should be, Billy.

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Selfless Josh Allen, man, they take him out of the game a lot. He has pretty good stats. He didn't play the fourth quarter yesterday. Early in the season, he wasn't playing a lot also. They take him out when these games are blown out, which kind of affects the stats slightly.

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Can I say something? Can I say something that happened yesterday?

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If you vote for him, you're lighting your vote on fire. That is a waste of a vote. Don't even bother.

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That's all I'm saying. He's on the list. Slot him at number three if you want. That's fine. Sure. That's fine. Thank you.

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That's all I want. Here's the thing. I don't know why we're doing postseason awards today, but if you want, we can talk about this. If the season ended today. If the season ended today. We've been talking about the rookie of the year, and we've been talking about Jada Daniels all this time. Panics? They can have something. Brock Bowers. Brock Bowers is great. Really good season.

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On a bad team, though. He's not going to win Rookie of the Year. Well, look, Jaden is. He is, but Brock Bowers is setting records very secretly. Also, looks like he played in the 1970s. His hair situation, Circle of Trust. His hair situation? The man looks 50 years old. He looks like what every NFL player looked like in like 1975. Yes, Ray Nitschke. Yeah.

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I know what's going on there, but great, great, great player, Brock Bowers. Congratulations. Can I do the circle of trust thing? I haven't gotten one yet. Yeah, try it.

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Pretty good. And he's going to give you Kirk Cousins next year for the Jets. No, no, no. We're signing Drew Locke.

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The big game. The last football game of the season. I'm sad. No, let's not be sad. Let's be happy. What a season it was. You know what? Let's raise our Miller Lights to toast football. We don't need to be sad. Let's celebrate. Here's the great thing about Miller Light. 3.2 carbs and 96 calories per 12 ounces. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories.

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Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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up tomorrow and the next day. Just kind of sneaking in here as we're talking about the NFL. We got some big ones in the college. I think these games haven't been played yet. And I reserve the right to change my mind after the games are played. After the first round, I'm still maintaining before this round is played. I would have been fine without this round existing.

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I still would have been fine with just four because that first round was horrific. And listen, I love a good playoff game. However. Penn State, Boise State doesn't seem necessary to me. Like, I'm good without that game existing. I'm good with neither of those teams advancing, but one of them has to.

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Well, and by the way, and if you see them one to 12, Alabama gets in. So, Oh, no doubt. No doubt. Of course.

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I do like the idea of the bubble teams. Not like the bubble teams that didn't make it like... Boise State and Arizona State, like, guys. Playing game. Congratulations. You made the playoffs. You're both playing in the first round for the right to play the real schools. Like, respectfully.

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Respectfully to Boise State and Arizona State and all their fan bases and the states and, you know, the United States of America. Respectfully to all of them. But Boise State. You have a blue field and you had one moment in a bowl game 15 years ago that anyone remembers. It was a good moment, though. The wedding proposal. It was a great moment. Oh, great moment. The marriage.

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The play, wedding proposal. Oh, I hope that. The Statue of Liberty. Yeah. Oh, what a play.

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It was all connected. You had a night. You had a night. It's all one thing. Exactly right. You had a night. Congratulations. We love you for it. That doesn't mean you get a bye. This is just between us, right? That doesn't mean you get a bye. Right, just between us. Okay, like enough.

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You're a party school, okay? I'm sure you have great tailgates. You don't deserve a bye. Enough with this.

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Billy Brackets. I want it now. Did you see what's picking up steam this week? Nick Saban should be commissioner of college football. I'm down with that. Of course you are.

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As soon as I saw that, I said, I know someone who's going to love this idea.

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You have to call him a czar.

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Look, and I want Texas, obviously, to advance, right? However, I mean, what are you sitting around playing Arizona State for? Respectfully to Arizona State and the state of Arizona. You don't have to be respectful of Arizona State. I'm just trying to be respectful, yeah. Yeah, but you don't have to be. By the way, the Pop-Tarts Bowl, in the name of the Pop-Tarts Bowl, lived up to expectations.

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Holy crap. Pop-Tarts gets it. They just get it. They get it. They just get it. I know there's people, they get it in more ways than you think because I know there's a lot of people here like, you know what, like, I don't want a gimmicky bowl game. Like, friends, that's all bowl games are. It's all gimmicks. It's all for the brands.

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So, like, Pop-Tarts trying the hardest and being the best at the gimmicks, I love it. Sinking into it, yes. They should all do that. So, guys, I don't know if you saw what happened in the Pop-Tarts Bowl, not just on the field, but off the field as well.

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Well, on the field, no one was playing defense whatsoever. Can't award play to half. I mean, I didn't watch the Pop-Tarts Bowl at all.

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Between us. So here's what you missed in the Pop-Tarts Bowl, Stugatz. I don't know if you saw last year's edition of the Pop-Tarts Bowl, but it was, you know, last year was a big hit. It was very exciting. You had the Pop-Tarts mascot dancing around. And then at the end, the Pop-Tarts mascot stepped on the big fake toaster. And then the Pop-Tarts mascot went into the, I guess it's not fake.

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The Pop-Tarts mascot went into the giant toaster and then came out and they ate the Pop-Tarts mascot. Pop-Tarts mascot sacrificed him or herself last year and was eaten by the winning team. It was a very sad day because we lost a great mascot. And then this year's Pop-Tarts Bowl came out. Yeah, Strawberry Frosted Pop-Tarts. Then this year's Pop-Tarts Bowl started.

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And, you know, with the new year comes a new trophy for the Pop-Tarts Bowl. This Pop-Tarts Bowl trophy is a working toaster. And we had three mascots this year. But again, we're still missing Strawberry Frosted, who paid the ultimate sacrifice and sacrificed him or herself to the winning team, who then, you know, ate Strawberry Frosted. Didn't eat Strawberry Frosted completely.

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You know, they ate as much as you could. It was a giant Pop-Tart. So we were out there and we were running around. The Pop-Tarts were running around. Which are the Pop-Tarts going to be? They ripped off their Pop-Tarts, you know, I don't even know, clothes, Pop-Tarts clothes, like the aluminum foil wrapping. And we saw who the new Pop-Tarts mascots were.

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And then we paid tribute to the Strawberry Frosted Pop-Tart. A true in memoriam. A true in memoriam on the screen. It was 2024 to 2024, whatever the years were. And they were, you know, the sad music was playing without you, my friend. So so that's all playing and we have a nice tribute. And lo and behold, rising from the dead. was strawberry frosted Pop-Tart mascot on top of the scoreboard.

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Now, didn't look the same as last year's strawberry frosted Pop-Tart. This one looked exactly like the devoured strawberry frosted Pop-Tart. So it had pieces missing and it was all charred and burned and there's strawberry frosting, but Gave us hope. Gave us hope because this year's winners chose to eat cinnamon or cinnamon roll. I don't know which Pop-Tart it was. Cinnamon roll.

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Chose to eat the cinnamon roll. The MVP got to choose which flavor we're going to eat. They chose the cinnamon roll. But now we know cinnamon roll may be back next year and may not be gone forever. So big day. Big day for the Pop-Tarts Bowl. They get it.

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Well, I like how you say thank you for the recap of the Pop-Tarts Bowl because I didn't recap a single damn thing that happened in the actual game. Well, who cares about anything that happened in that game, right? Who cares?

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Hmm.

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Yeah, but Indiana, Boise State on a neutral field? Well, hold on. Are we talking Boise State or Arizona State?

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Right now. Yes.

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I don't know. That's a good question. What are we doing? SMU? How do we feel about SMU?

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With the four losing teams. Clemson. I'd take Clemson. I would take Clemson over both teams. I would, too. Just based on their history, I'd take Clemson.

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Ridiculous. I'm so glad we have 12 teams in the playoffs, though. It's great.

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Bill, are you going to make your big board bets? What was that? I do have my big board bets we can get to. What was that, Mikey?

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I mean, why would the Chiefs... Why would they want to lose, though, the Chiefs?

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You want the Broncos? The Broncos? No, no.

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This Dolphins hat? Oh, you like this hat?

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Well, okay, so I think, and I could be wrong, I think you'd want the Dolphins, and I'm saying this as a biased Dolphin fan here. Or for the Broncos. I do, because the Broncos, it took the Chiefs blocking. But you can't control that. It took the Chiefs blocking a field goal.

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It does.

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Well, OK, but but but that game is happening Saturday, I believe. So you're going to know the result of that game beforehand. That's like they play Pittsburgh Saturday and the Steelers need to win and the Steelers need to win. You're right. Yes. So like you're going to go into your game is if you're the Chiefs and the Dolphins, by the way, both play Sunday at 425.

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It has the stripes. It has the logos on the side. My cousin's wife gave it to me in a little secret Santa exchange over the break. I like it. I'm going to be honest.

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Saturday at eight o'clock is the Bengals and the Steelers. So you're going to know the Bengals result headed into that game.

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He wants to prove it. I think headed into the playoffs, Texans might be the team everybody wants.

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I mean, it depends who gets the final wildcard spot, but Texans right now are not looking good.

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Oh, OK.

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Raiders didn't understand the assignment yesterday. I think Antonio Pierce was playing for his own agenda yesterday, right?

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Did you guys see also this weekend that there was some whispers? Some whispers. Mike McCarthy may have done enough to keep his job.

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Cardinals and the Bears have been eliminated from the playoffs, so we can move on from them. It's down to the Chiefs and the Dolphins at this point for front-runner Billy. You know what I mean?

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so good it's so good you get a new contract it's crazy there was there was the caveat of it's not just up to jerry though which by the way yes it is it is it is it is it definitely is just up to jerry the circle of trust it is i mean just but it's okay mike you let it go we're not supposed to have this episode we don't have sponsors don't don't kill yourself let that one let that one fly i got you don't worry we're good we're good sorry billy i'm sorry

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Sorry, children, if you're listening out here. But anyways, you want some big board bets? Yes.

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I'll go very quick. Okay. All right. Big board bets brought to you by. We don't have a sponsor right now. If I was in a DraftKings state, these are bets that I may feel strongly enough about to put in. The first one, the Lions minus three and a half tonight. Smart pick. Must-win game today for the Lions, which is crazy when you have 13 wins and you only have two games left in the season.

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But they need to win this game. And 49ers not looking the best right now. So I'm going to say the Lions minus 3.5.

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Well, that is a perfect setup, you guys, because my next one is Brock Purdy over 254 and a half passing yards. You're welcome. Yep. Lions pass defense. Not the best. Right. Not the best. What do they do there?

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Yeah.

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I mean, he's good enough. He wasn't their problem this season.

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Honestly, this is going to sound I care what they have to pay these players. It's not coming out of my money. I'm not a capologist. I don't need to figure it out. Because you love football.

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I don't care. It's not my team.

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I love football, but I don't love math, so I'm not going to be trying to figure out the roster. There's no math. Right now they're paying them like a half a year. Dead cap and live cap and this cap and that. And he's buying his offensive lineman $100,000 cars for Christmas. That was so dumb. Dude, why did you buy so many cars for your offensive lineman? You don't have the money yet.

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You spent almost your entire salary on cars for your offensive lineman. Don't do that. Wait until you get paid. Okay, maybe, but what if he gets injured today and he doesn't get his money? Just wait. Okay, anyway, next one. Jameer Gibbs over 18 and a half rushing attempts. All right. 49ers run defense. Not the best.

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Oh, I mean, but Joe Burrow's not going to make the playoffs. The Dolphins are playing the Jets. The Jets, it's a must-lose for them.

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And I feel like, uh, Tamir Gibbs, now that he's the main guy is going to get a lot of attempts tonight. So we'll see.

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Yeah. We'll see. Hopefully we get back on track. We, uh, we had, we've had a bad two weeks. We're going to be perfectly on a circle of trust. We've had a bad two weeks. I've let you guys down two and five, two weeks ago, last week. Oh, and two. Oh, and two. And you say, why? Oh, and two, you made three picks. Because we had a late scratch on one of the bets before the game started.

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So that bet gets tossed out. So 0-2. Oh, all right.

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Are you not happy that people have wanted to get my big board bets? You seem not happy. Every time it comes up.

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Except you, I was going to say. Except you, not you.

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If you're the Chiefs. Right. Broncos almost beat the Chiefs like a couple weeks ago. They had to block a field goal.

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Horribles are always one sided. Yes. Yeah. It's always John. It seems like John. It's always John. John's figured Jim out. Yeah. Yeah. John's got Jim's number.

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We're just saying if the season ended today. Yeah. Okay. All right.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, it depends if the Broncos pull off an upset.

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Yes. Potentially. I mean, if Aaron Rodgers wants to go out on top, if he wants to retire, whatever. But, like, Aaron Rodgers... understood the assignment yesterday. Aaron Rodgers said, you know what? We need to lose this game, and I'm going to do my damnedest to make sure we lose this game. And then they took him out because it was close for like three quarters.

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Wow. Jalen Hurts healthy? Well, if the season ended today, he wouldn't be. If the season ended today, he's not.

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Yep. Packers had me worried yesterday. Packers had me a little concerned yesterday. They came back. They came back, but not enough.

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It's a great game. It's not. If Tanner McKee is your quarterback, it is not.

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If the season ends today, Tanner would be your quarterback. Yeah. All right. Did you see they threw Tanner's first touchdown into the crowd and then they had to do some negotiating? Good thing for the Eagles the season doesn't end today. But if it did, they lose. Big Dom got that ball back. Good to see him back in the mix.

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Okay.

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Wow.

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Oh, shut up.

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I like the over in that game.

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It was like a 9-0 game for like three quarters. And all of a sudden... The Bills decided, you know what? No, let's not. Let's put up 40 points. And then they take out Aaron Rodgers, and then Tyrod Taylor comes in, and he does not understand that he's supposed to lose the game. He had his own agenda. Okay.

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The big game. The last football game of the season. I'm sad. No, let's not be sad. Let's be happy. What a season it was. You know what? Let's raise our Miller Lights to toast football. You don't need to be sad. Let's celebrate. Here's the great thing about Miller Light. 3.2 carbs and 96 calories per 12 ounces. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories.

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Oh, oh, oh, O'Reilly. Auto Parts.

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I have a game called My Agenda. And these are the players that played with My Agenda yesterday in mind. Tyrod Taylor... Probably like number three on the list, okay? If you give me a moment, I'll figure out a number two. Number one on my agenda yesterday, Drew Locke. Drew Locke did not understand what he was supposed to be doing at all yesterday. Drew Locke seemed to think, you know what?

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This is a great opportunity for me to go out and ingratiate myself with Giants fans. No, friend, you're probably the most hated person in New York right now because your shenanigans yesterday of your five touchdowns has had the Giants go back from potentially number one to number four, which may be a good thing. which may be a good thing.

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Because if you're watching the bowl games and you saw Shador Sanders come out and Giants cleats saying, oh, you know what? I'm going to be the number one pick. I'm going to end up in New York. And then you watch Colorado play. You're like, ooh, I don't know if I want this to be the number one pick. I don't know if I want this to be our franchise quarterback. You know what I mean?

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But guess what, Giants? Now you may not have a choice, and now you may get Shador anyways. I don't know if Shador knew something and he knew that Giants were going to blow this, but... Guess who's number one in the picks right now? It's the Patriots because, of course, the Patriots are going to end up with the number one pick overall.

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As someone who wanted the Dolphins to win at 4 o'clock and was like, man, OK, let's look circle of trust here, friends. Let's just let's have a circle of trust moment. Just us. We're going to have sensitive topics come up in this conversation. OK, circle of trust. Just Mikey Stugatz, myself and our loyal listening fans.

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OK, and I don't want any betrayals out there and I don't want any of this to get out because, again, this is the circle of trust. if your team is in playoff contention, you should not be resting. Circle of trust. Circle of trust. Anthony Richardson, play. Circle of trust. Tua, play. Circle of trust. Jalen Waddell,

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play you won without those guys though I mean but but it's honestly feels like no one wants to get the final playoff spot in the AFC except Joe Burrow and Joe Burrow Buffalo listen friend get out of here Joe Burrow you're not making the playoffs just give up okay I think the winner of the Super Bowl should have to play the Bengals how about that what

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One team has to play Joe Burrow, and it's the Steelers. And by the way, Steelers kind of need to win that game next week if they want to win their division and have home field. So there's a couple of Steelers. Up in the airs, or up for grabs, if I like to call them. You want to know the up for grabs for next week? Sure. Have it all written down. Up for grabs next week.

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It's kind of a season ending today, but up for grabs. AFC North, NFC North, and NFC South. And by the way, we are waking up to a morning where, for the first time, the Lions are not in the driver's seat. No, Sam Darnold is. Lions are no longer, no longer the number one seed right now. They're a five seed. And I mean, it's just because they haven't played this week yet and they're playing tonight.

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So must win game for the lions tonight. And also it's setting up. for one of the biggest regular seasons ever in a game that you don't want taking place when it's taking place, which is Sunday Night Football next week, which is Lions-Vikings. And you do not want to be playing that game. I mean, you want to win that game so that you get a bye.

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But under normal circumstances, you just want to rest your guys and not be playing at 8 o'clock on Sunday night the last week of the season.

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That worked out for me. But, like, if you're a Giants fan, you're watching this happen. Like, Drew Locke. Drew Locke? Like, what are we doing with Drew Locke? Get out of here. Yesterday, Stu Gatz, I was like, because I knew Tyler Huntley was starting for the Dolphins, I was talking myself into, like, wanting anyone be quarterback for the Dolphins.

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Because I was like, Tyler Huntley, in a must-win game, like, what are we doing? Also, and I knew it was going to happen, and it happened somewhat like, I really, I really don't want to be seeing videos of two on the sidelines with a headset, like, hyping up the guys. Like, I need a break from this. Again, circle of trust. I need a break from this. You want to be a great teammate? Play.

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Play in a must-win game. Again, circle of trust. And I know we read the thing. He really wanted to be out there. Training staff, Mike McDaniel. Greer, all of them are the ones that are like, no, no, you can't play. Play. You know what you do? Circle of trust. Circle of trust. All of us here. Circle of trust. You lied to the trainers. That's exactly what you do.

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I used to do it in track all the time. I wasn't a football athlete. I had purple ankles because they were so badly sprained. I couldn't walk. I was limping. And I was like, give me a pole. I'll go back out there. And they're like, dude, you are going to kill yourself if you try to pole vault with sprained ankles. You can't even walk. You're going to go up in the air, fall down and break your neck.

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But I tried the lie. Lie. Lie to the trainers.

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I'm not sure. Listen, let me tell you something. There's players out there all the time playing with injuries they shouldn't have. You have guys playing concussed all the time because they're just like, hey, what year is it? And they're like, 2014. They're like, close enough. Get back out there, buddy. He said four. Exactly. He got three of the four numbers, right? Perfect.

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Well, okay, so, I mean, I don't think they're afraid of dealing with the Dolphins and Tua. They hosted them in the first round of the playoffs last year, and they beat them pretty easily.

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uh well they wouldn't get him in the first round billy keep it no i know right i know but i'm saying they it look i mean if they got him later in the playoffs it's even better for them than in the first round as far as the chiefs are concerned the chiefs have already said they're benching everyone so the broncos are gonna have to be like third string chiefs which we'll see if that hold on there might be a drew lock scenario where carson wentz is playing for carson carson wentz agenda

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This is going to sound bad.

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This is going to sound bad and very disrespectful. I think the third string Chiefs could still beat the Broncos. Carson Wentz's side, I think they could still beat the Broncos.

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Man, I don't understand. The Bills, like... It's so crazy because coming in, we're like, the Bills don't really have anyone. Josh Allen doesn't really have a weapon here. And then they set an NFL record for most people who have scored a touchdown on offense in the season. They set franchise records for touchdowns scored in a season. It's crazy.

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By the way, I don't know if you guys caught this yesterday. You may have, you may not have, because it was so late in the game that you may have turned off the Jets-Bills game. Were you watching that game at all? No. Okay.

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Well, okay. Then Mikey, I'm sure Mikey caught this because on the opposite side of the own agenda... We were getting like crazy selfless Josh Allen praise at one point for simply handing a ball off to cook to score a touchdown on like the one yard line because they're like, oh, you know, Josh is this is perfect for Josh. He's going to go in there.

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He's going to pad his touchdown stats and his MVP candidacy. And like, whoa, whoa, I can't believe it. Oh, he did the right thing. That was so selfless. If the NFL MVP award comes down to one touchdown, which I don't think it will, I think, you know what? Josh did the right thing. That was the right play.

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And we were, like, praising Josh Allen for simply handing the ball off to his running back on the one-yard line, which was insane. I thought, like, guys, like, calm it down. If you want Josh Allen to win the MVP, just vote for him, okay? Like, let's not do this whole thing like he's Superman just because he handed it off. The guy has videos coming out.

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He was going to take you to Augusta.

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I just love it. I'm telling you, I am sitting in between Greg and Chris Cody, and I'm in heaven. I mean, I really am. Headset's on, Greg.

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Okay, the problem with you going, I do, Christopher! Was that just for you, or did he do it for all the kids?

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But like, what if Matthew came up? Was it? No, it was nothing. Matthew! No.

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Well, hold on. Did the next parent indeed try to out-parent you?

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No, but to Greg's point, the first parent let out whatever they let out, and Christopher tried to outdo that parent, and then the next parent tried to outdo Christopher.

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Not every parent woos. You're saying some parents were silent when their kid was called? Oh, you left early. You left early. Act like you've been there before? Yeah.

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Wait a second. Mom didn't woo? Yeah, the wife didn't woo. My wife was crying.

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I understand you wanting your daughter to hear something from you.

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I need a doctor appointment. I think Billy has to sign that.

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Who's the woo from? So I think you heard the woo and then had to outdo the woo, is what you did.

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Let's hear it again real quick.

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It was the woo until he let out a yeah.

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I'm sure.

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But according to Greg, your family did it right. Yeah. I mean, they should go golf clap. Were they weeping?

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You don't want rules with your kid. You'll decide when you want to cheer for your kid.

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You have a distinct go.

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He would have tried that. I'll do you. Like a bird. Whoop. I might have done that. You would have done that. Yeah, that would have been weird. What do you mean you might have done that? A slide whistle. Yeah, it is. Yeah. So Randy Moeller is going to join us to talk Panthers in a second. Roy, I was upset not to see you yesterday.

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There are precious times in the 20 years that we've known each other where I have to see Roy the next day. And because the Panthers haven't done a lot of winning, there haven't been many days where I have to. to see Roy today. I didn't see you yesterday. I was upset by it. What does this mean to you, Roy? Because I said yesterday there are two people that have the right to feel good about this.

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One is Roy. The other one is Walter Katz. Now, let me explain Walter Katz for a second. You did this yesterday. No one cares about Walter Katz.

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Walter Katz represents about 1,200 to 1,500 fans who have been there every single game. That's who Walter is, okay? So Walter and those 1,200 fans, they have a right to be happy, okay? As does Roy. So Roy, emotionally, put us there. You're going to the Stanley Cup. You're four games away from winning your first Stanley Cup. What were you feeling?

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You were confident all the way through, right?

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Sorry. Billy, they're three cups away, consecutive cups away from being the Bills. That's what I'm saying. They're not even the Bills at this point.

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You would take that, of course, yes. Well, right now I'll take a Stanley Cup at this point. I'm just saying you would take what the Bills – like people make fun of the Bills. They're like a punchline. But any team would take that. Making it to the championship – the Jets –

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You don't think any team would take making it to the finals four straight times? No. Any fan base? No, I'm kind of with Stugatz on this.

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I'm just talking about the overall premise of would you want your team, even if they lost all four of them, to do what the Bills did, which is go to four Super Bowls and lose. But the Panthers have to win it this year. They do have to win it this year. But you just said the opposite. No, I'm saying I would take four straight championships losing that.

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If you're not winning any of them, then no.

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You have the best team in hockey. You're playing Edmonton. You have home ice advantage. This is the best chance you've ever had of winning a Stanley Cup.

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Yes, they are.

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If not now, when? Exactly right. I love Chucky, by the way. What I love most about him is he really promotes hockey in South Florida. He makes it seem like a dream destination for other free agents to come down here. He's always talking about how great it is down here. The weather's great. The organization's great. No state tax. He is constantly selling the Florida Panthers.

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I'm just saying to have a guy of his caliber constantly talking about how great this organization is. Yeah, you're right.

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You're saying if you were drafting both teams, you would take the two Oilers first, and then there would be like 10 Panthers after that.

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Roy, you've been the most confident Roy I've ever seen in my entire life, this entire run.

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Are you going to cry?

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Yeah, Lord Stanley. You're hoisting the cup, Roy. You would probably hoist it at some point.

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He said it yesterday, didn't you? Sweep? Yes, I did.

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In six? Wow, that's a Roy thought. Someone say sweep. I mean. Why don't you say sweep? I'll take it. Okay, there you go. I own it. Panthers in four. Unless we do that thing where we give Edmonton the two home games because no one wants to go there and we come back 2-2 game five here. Yeah.

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Then we just have to go back for game six.

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We want the gentlemen sweep here. If you give them two wins, you can't win. Then we skip game six, come home, just play the home games.

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Who doesn't want a seventh game, according to Dan?

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We'll get to the fancy young lad in a second. He doesn't look like a bathtub. I have no idea where he is. He's got his Rangers sweater on. He was devastated the other night. He's been a Ranger fan for five minutes. We'll get to him in just a second. But Greg was asking about the Chipotle CEO. We played this video yesterday. He had a message for all the people who love this great establishment.

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Ultimate disappointment. No one's saying there's not.

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By Levitard, by the way.

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How many beers?

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Yeah. I'll try it. Have you ever gotten emotional, Greg, approaching a venue that you've never been to before? Like.

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Was Roy alone on that?

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Odd clarification. Jess, Notre Dame Stadium, like, did that make you emotional?

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Well, the first night was emotional, wasn't it?

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I was, like, happy.

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Right. Trying to think of a stadium ever made me emotional.

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No. It was just a dump. Yeah, it was. Fear was my emotion in the Orange Bowl, always. Making it out alive.

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I was emotional from the mushrooms. 40 milligrams.

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As I walked in, actually, that's a good one. I was emotional with my dad right now. This is what you do. All right, let's just quick pause, right?

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I mean, Greg is right. It's closer. I mean, it's easier. Ass on, buddy. Drive there. He's got to be there anyways.

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You're the worst. He loves you so much.

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It's for the stuff that doesn't cost them a lot of money. Yes, exactly. Yeah, they don't give you more meat. They laugh at you. Nod. Would you ever walk into a place and just nod and expect them to know what it is you're nodding for? No. No. That shouldn't work in any restaurant.

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That place is so good. I just had it the other day. Yeah. Char hut. Diced onions. Damn right. So good. Oh, those straw onion rings? Yes. Oh, my gosh. I think there's a Char Hutton sunrise, which should be, I think, along with the quarterdeck and Ed Morse, of course, should be on the parade route for the Florida Panthers. I mean... And La Bamba, Whittingham's favorite place on the planet. I mean...

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So, Witty, you're not in a bathtub. Where are you? It looks like a gym shower.

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I don't believe him. Show me the penis. Yeah. Do you have your ring light in there?

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We just have the sound and we want to brag about your lights. I'd rather his shirt be off, Greg, and his pants be on, to be honest with you.

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Chris, what are you doing? Because only Roy and Walter Katz have the authority to allow a Panther fan back.

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It was the Mecca. It's what happened.

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Listen, Whittingham is consistent. Like he said this about the Dolphins as well. He wants his team to be exciting. He doesn't care if they win. He just wants them to be exciting.

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There's no comma. But when you're saying, come on, just throw that. You don't say, come on, the Oilers, though. What did you do?

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Oh, we will.

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No one says let's go the Oilers. Thank you. Let's go the Oilers? No. No one says that. Come on, the lads. Let's go. What? That sounds worse.

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Say it.

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Try that in like cheer form. It's very wordy. Come on the Oilers. Come on the Oilers.

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You don't. Not wearing that shirt. All right, we're going to give you one more opportunity here. Do you want to come back and be a Florida Panthers fan? It's up to Roy. It's up to Roy. You can beg and plead your case and Roy will decide. Do you want it or not?

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Alexa, turn on my shower. Come on, the witty. Screw you. Love you, buddy. Love you, too.

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Right next to the condom? Yeah. That's a subtle reminder.

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The faster you move, the more you sink. I think without a vine, you're screwed. The vine is very important, though, to get up.

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That's why Tony is... That's why you're not the co-pilot. If you look around and you don't see your co-pilot, it's you. I look at Chris Cody and I'm like, he's a little too nervous. I can't have him on the sticks. I would be like, please, somebody else.

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Damn, Edmonton is far. Dude, it's so far.

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Are you? Yeah. Remember I said on the show, hey, the moment they get to the Stanley Cup, I'll be locked in. The thing is, I need a recap of what we've done in the last three rounds.

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That's why it's autopilot.

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They barricade the door, too, so you can't bum rush the door.

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Okay, understand that. You're the mayor. Until I say it, it hasn't been said.

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There needs to be water in the tub.

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Do you have a bath bomb?

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Yes or no. Okay. I like a good outdoor bath. Have you ever been to a place that has like... It's a hot tub, no? No, no, no.

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Nice hot steamy bath. It's cold outside though. You're in the bathtub. Oh, you look good. There's some places that have like a bathtub on the balcony. Yeah. Like hotels and places like that. Fancy places. I'm a big outdoor bath guy. Hell yeah. Hmm. Hmm.

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Spicy brown kind of guy.

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They rip you off when you do take out, by the way. Just letting you guys know that. You've got to show up and have your presence felt at the Chipotle. How was it? Because if not, they're sitting there like, oh, this guy wants chicken. They want chicken? Great, I'm going to give you four pieces of chicken. Good luck, buddy. So? Good? Yeah, a little spicy.

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If you get the spicy sauce, yeah.

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What?

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Are you getting on a balance beam?

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Oh, I thought you wanted to compete against like Dan Patrick show.

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No, the aerodynamics aren't good with the shirt.

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Why don't we put Greg in a full suit?

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I'm a decent swimmer. I got out of a rip current once. I'm sure.

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Is there more to that? There is. So I was in Hawaii. Was it at Typhoon Lagoon? It was not at Typhoon Lagoon. It was in Hawaii. But the name of the slide? No.

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Yeah, no, no. We were in Hawaii.

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No, this is a different time. This is a second, another trip to Hawaii. So we were in Maui and there was like a water trampoline that was out maybe like 100 yards from the shore. And a bunch of little kids were jumping on it or whatever. So I swim out there and me and my brother, my sister, my dad, we start swimming. And then all of a sudden,

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this, like, pull, right, starts, like, pulling us towards the trampoline. All the kids are already gone. I was like, where'd they go?

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Like, gone? No, no, no. Like, they swam away, like, back into the shore. I don't know if they knew it was coming. Like, I don't know what happened. But we get to this trampoline. We're about 100 yards offshore. And I feel the pull where I'm having to, like, hold on to the trampoline because the water is, like, literally bringing us back. So we're 100 yards from shore. That's a football.

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That's a long-ass way. So I start swimming, right? Just... You always have to swim diagonal to a rip current right like that's the trick because it's pulling at a certain angle It was parallel to the coast right? Diagonal to the rip current okay, you got me like we're running parallel to the coast diagonal to the same thing Why didn't you just get on the trampoline?

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good question because because i so i had made it first everybody else was still in the water so if i make it on the trampoline and my family gets taken out by a rip current what do i do well i mean if you had to get back in the water had to get back in the water and tell everybody swim diagonal so it took me like 20 minutes to get out of the rip current swimming diagonal because it was still pulling us but i swam out strong swimmer wow that's impressive yeah you ever climb out of quicksand

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I haven't run across quicksand. Not yet, right. I haven't yet. You haven't run across it.

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You need a good vine. That's the most important part, Greg. You need a vine that you can hold on to.

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Exactly, and then take yourself out like Indiana Jones, Tarzan.

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Put it at 10 and let it rip.

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Minor penalty.

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That's just not true. You straddle the line. You could be quite fashionable. You haven't crossed that line yet.

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It's a gulf.

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Nein, ich denke, dass es auch, und Juju, du kannst das auch beurteilen, vieles ist auch nur deine Persönlichkeit. Es ist deine Selbstvertrauen, richtig? Du kannst dich so ausdrehen, aber wenn du die Selbstvertrauen hast, dann macht es das, was du faszinierst, Fashionable. Ich denke, es ist, dass du das hast und du denkst, ich sehe wie ein Sloppy. Nein. Das ist verrückt.

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Warum hast du so einen Argument über deine Fashion gegen Deion Sanders? Das ist verrückt.

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Aber wegen dem, wegen dem da. Du bist derjenige, der dich limitiert, Dan Levitard. Ja. Wenn du Dion, weißt du was, du möchtest dich umdrehen. Du sollst als Dion einen Tag diese Woche kommen und du könntest sehen, dass du es tatsächlich ausdrücken würdest. Who knew? Me and Dion wanted the same.

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Confidence is key, Dan.

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Und Dan, das ist wahr in jedem Sport. will put up with as much as your talent dictates. He's good. Is he that kind of story good? Bringing the headphones? That's my point. There are guys like, yeah, he's a hell of a player. But it's like, if you come in acting like that, you better be the LeBron James of this. And I think... He's not the LeBron James of college football last year, he wasn't.

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So it has to be commensurate on some level and especially in that sport and especially in that position where they're like, this person is supposed to be a leader. Even if he is, great. How can I have a leader who comes and makes a mockery of things? Again, that's allegedly because we don't really know what happened.

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The funny thing, Billy, of all the stories I heard, the Dayball one is the one that sounds the realest. All the other ones sound like they're just trumped

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Ich sage dir nur, dass es nicht ein guter Spot ist, wenn das, wie sie es beobachten. Ich meine, das Quote ist auch alt. Das war nicht von gestern oder am Wochenende.

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Dann lebertard!

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Guys, we've got about 15 minutes in the show. Can we talk about the phone call now? I've been waiting. We don't want a serious draft talk like Bill Burr was talking about. No, man, I want to talk about the prank call. I don't even want to talk about how stupid and how insensitive it was. I want to talk about how the person making the call is the son of an NFL coach. Wie in der Hölle?

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Und nicht wie ein 8-Jähriger? 21?

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Doing it for the clout. And guess what? 298 million, 300 million Americans could do it for the clout and it's fine. You know who can't do it? Someone whose dad works in the NFL. You dumb little shit. Oh.

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Am I making too much of a leap to say? It's not just like, hey man, your dad works in the NFL, that's a bad look on him. It's, where'd you get that phone number from?

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Also, in diesem Sinne willst du über jemanden reden, der in Gefahr ist. Man, ich kann dir Geschichten erzählen über den Miami Heat, der sich über Videokoordinatoren beschleunigt hat, um einen Playbook zu erlauben, einen outdaten Playbook, um es aus der Facility zu machen. Bruder, du hast dein iPad einfach geöffnet und dein Kind ist da drin und hat Prank-Tipps davon gemacht?

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Das ist nächstes-Level-Deep-Shit, Jeff Olbrook.

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I would put a B on the execution. Because he does a call and says, but you're going to have to wait a little longer. I was like, look man, I want you to go, if you're going to do this, let's game plan this. Let's go all the way. Let's have him really believe he got drafted by the Saints. Let's have a lady call and say, okay, we got to set up your travel. Just take it all the way.

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Let's Nathan Fielder this thing. If we're going to do a prank, let's prank. But you're going to have to wait a little longer.

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But you know that video doing numbers, right? Oh my god.

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Aber Mr. Gill, ich will nicht in der NFL arbeiten. Ich will ein Star sein. Der größte Star, der es gibt, auf YouTube. In TikTok.

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To be fair, the expectations are zero. So all he has to do is have a good camp and then Deshaun Watson flames out. We all know that.

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Das war nicht mal so ein guter Clip. Es gibt einen besseren Clip von denen, wo sie draußen reden, Trash, und Cam Ward sagt, du wirst einen Wasserbruch nach einem Drill bekommen. Und sie sagt, ich trinke nicht Wasser, ich trinke Gatorade. Das ist das, was sie mir bezahlen.

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Dan, Anthony Edwards is one of the Very best players. He was the number one overall pick.

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Hold on. I'm not talking about stars, man. I'm not talking about marketing here. I'm talking about basketball-wise. Everyone said, that dude's the man. Like, unequivocally.

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Dan, I'm telling you that the talent evaluation system had Anthony Edwards as the surefire number one overall pick. Not daddy and my sycophants told me that. Not the internet told me that. The talent evaluation system, right? You can't compare Shadur Sanders to Anthony Edwards as prospects coming in.

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Auch, ganz kurz, wie Tony gesagt hat, hat Anthony Edwards uns erzählt, wie groß sein Arsch war, um 20 Jahre alt, in einem Playoff-Spiel in L.A. Not over playing. No, he did it at WrestleMania. No, that was at a playoff game. That was courtside. He was on the scorer's table. Yeah, he was on the scorer's table. It was him and Rudy Gobert. He said, Rudy's worth 200 and Rudy went like this.

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Oh, he did this? You got your cotton and Chloria's bastards.

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Ungerecht. I've been in that situation and then like five minutes later, hey, you wanna go get a beer? Like, hey man, that's what dudes do. Is it?

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Aber Dan, sie sind nicht Freunde. Warum sagst du immer, wenn sie Freunde sind, sind sie Freunde?

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Eine bessere Analyse ist, wenn es zwischen dir und Colin Cowherd oder dir und Dan Patrick passiert. Ihr seid keine Co-Arbeitnehmer. Ihr arbeitet für verschiedene Firmen, in der gleichen Industrie. Ihr solltet den Kopf von Dan Patrick bewegen. Sie sind Co-Arbeitnehmer. Sie teilen einen geschlossenen Raum zusammen. Nein, sie sind keine Co-Arbeitnehmer, Dan. Dan, schau dir das mal an.

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Wir sind auf einem Bauplatz und du bautest das hier, aber dann kommen die HVAC-Mitglieder. Ich arbeite nicht mit den HVAC-Mitgliedern, ich bin hier nur ein Karpenter. Wenn ich den HVAC-Mitglied in den HVAC-Mitglieds Kopf drücke, wie kannst du das mit deinem Freund machen? Ich kenne diesen Mann nicht, ich habe ihn gesehen, weil er auf unserer Jobseite ist, aber das ist es.

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Ich will nichts anderes wissen, aber nichts anderes zu Billy. Eigentlich waren sie Co-Arbeitgeber. Danach würden sie ein Bier trinken im lokalen Tavern. Der Lion und der Gladiator. Ein schwieriger Tag, oder? Ja, Mann. Hey, willst du mir was tun? Willst du mit dem Speer aufhören? Ich verstehe, du musst ein Show machen, aber komm schon, Mann.

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Ich glaube, wir alle können dir eine geben. Okay, los. Also, ich gehe zuerst. Ich brauche komplette Ruhe, um in den Charakter zu kommen. Bitte verabschiede dich nicht. Schließt eure Augen, denn das ist eine Prank-Ruhe. Du kannst mich nicht sehen, richtig? This is Mickey Loomis here, the GM of the New Orleans Saints. How you doing? That kind of thing. I mean, that just sounds like you.

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Let me give it another crack at it.

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Let me give it another crack at it. Just go to commercial. We're gonna take you with our next pick right here, man. Gotta wanna earn, gotta wanna learn. Just shut his microphone off.

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What can I tell you? Let's get a thermometer in here. Does he have a fever? Greg Cody felt self-aware about self-promotion.

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Do you remember my first ever hit on the Dan Levitard Show? Yes. I thought it was about Goran Dragic. No. The first ever hit I had, I was driving from Bristol to Boston to go to a game. And there was a player for the Miami Heat who had taken the world by storm. His name was Hasan Whiteside. And Dan Levitard said, Sedano says this guy knows basketball. Ich sagte zu ihm, ich bin Sedano's Guy.

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Und er sagte, wie ist das möglich? Wie sind all diese Leute, die Spieler für ein Leben evaluieren? Und wie haben sie alle ihn verpasst? Wie war er in Libanon in der YMCA? Und ich sagte, Dan, der Kerl war ein Arschloch. Und er sagte, was? Ich sagte, Jackhole, weil wir auf ESPN Radio waren. Und ich sagte,

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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga

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Der Talent ist unvergesslich, aber ich habe die Geschichte von vor dem Draft erzählt, wo es einen Trainer gab, der sie fragte, was man tun sollte, um am nächsten Niveau besser zu werden. Und Hasan Whiteside hat nichts gesagt. Er hat nichts gesagt. Er hat nichts gesagt. Und der Trainer sagte, ich verstehe, du bist sicher, wir sind alle sicher, aber jeder arbeitet. Jeder versucht, besser zu werden.

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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga

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Kobe Bryant ist der beste Spieler der Liga. Er arbeitet jeden Tag, um besser zu werden. Was musst du besser werden? Und Hasan Whiteside sagte, nichts. Und so verliert der Trainer seinen Tempo und sagt, oh, du bist einfach perfekt. Und Hasan Whiteside sagt, ziemlich. Ladies and gentlemen, that's how you fall in a draft.

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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga

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I don't know what Shadur Sanders did or didn't do in his pre-draft interviews, but when you look at the talent, you say, okay, he's got the talent, but then you counterbalance it with A, the record was alright, not great, not awful, but just alright, and then B... Wie man sich in solchen Situationen verhält. Und ich würde mir vorstellen, dass es in der NFL-Welt noch wichtiger wird.

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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga

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Denn sie mögen wirklich keine exzentrischen Persönlichkeiten. Und ich weiß nicht, was er gesagt hat. Vielleicht war es mild. Aber ich habe eine Idee, dass wenn 30 Teams dich einmal überlassen, Oder 32 Teams passen auf dich einmal, zweimal, dreimal, viermal? Ja. Das muss etwas sein, was du gesagt hast, das ziemlich ehrgeizig war.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

1031.553

play of the game they're winning exactly they lost one actual game this year the last game of the regular season didn't count they didn't have any other players playing the only game they lost was to the bills this year so like you might not like how they're doing it but they're doing it more dominant than they have in other seasons just a different style they've adapted you say who cares i'm simply objecting to you telling me how much talent the chiefs have it's how much talent the chiefs have at quarterback

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

1078.544

There is no such thing. But we're arguing for style points, and that determines what a good team is. The Dolphins scored 70 points in a game last year, and they didn't do shit. So what are we actually arguing here?

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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No, they have enough weapons. They have a depth of weapons. They don't have superstars, but they have enough serviceable pieces that they get the job done with.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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But the strategy you want is just hope the Chiefs fall apart. And then you can get past them eventually.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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Dan, we made a prediction on God Bless Football that Stephon Diggs is going to be on the Chiefs in two seasons.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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Because he comes in, he knows the Chiefs. You see the game a different way, my friend. That was a blitz against Patrick Mahomes. See how he handles that situation at the end of the game. I'm honored to share this studio space with you.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

2108.501

Wait, hold on a second. So if Bill Belichick leaves North Carolina like Stu Gatz is reporting he's going to do to go to Buffalo, is Steve the head coach already? At Carolina. Yeah, because wasn't that set up for him to take over when Bill was done? If Bill never coaches a game, does Steve still get the gig immediately?

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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Really? Implication.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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I don't think you would have given Feinbaum that answer.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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Well, he signed the other day.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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Marv Harrison Jr. Doesn't feel right.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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But no one thinks the winning percentage is because of him. is the biggest thing.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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Why are we crazy for thinking they should think about changing the coach or get him more offensive weapons? They need to do something.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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You trade Tyreek Hill, right?

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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Let's make a deal. Mike Evans. Mike Evans. That's an interesting piece, Dan, Mike Evans.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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Thank you for your contribution.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

2624.91

Ooh, a king's ransom you can get for Josh Allen. That's drastic. That's drastic. No one was giving you drastic suggestions. That's drastic, Dan.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

2644.025

Do you think that if the Bills called the Chiefs and said, we will trade you Josh Allen for Patrick Mahomes, the Chiefs would say no?

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

592.21

It wasn't enough. But in the wrong direction. We want drastic addition, not drastic subtraction, but still somehow they ended up in virtually the same spot.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

628.722

Well, including the Chiefs the last couple of weeks. They haven't thrown the ball like two times. Right. He's just an extra weapon in case. He's there for funsies, honestly. He's there for a ring. If they want to shake things up a little bit, if they get a lot of injuries, they have DeAndre Hopkins. But yesterday, Travis Kelsey had four targets. They're not even using all the weapons they have.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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That's how many weapons they have on that team.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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They should honestly probably bolster their defense, which is not what people want to hear or see for Josh Allen.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

768.803

Agreed? Old Josh was back yesterday early on.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

822.779

So what should the Bills do, Dan?

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

969.057

Meh. But it doesn't matter. They have so many options that they're serviceable enough for this system, where Juju Smith-Schuster gets 60 yards in an AFC championship game.

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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?

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Hollywood Brown is there getting more receptions and more targets than Travis Kelsey. DeAndre Hopkins is on the team. He'd probably be like a two or three on most teams. He gets one reception every year.

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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen

340.459

Is he like Hawk Tua for media sports people?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1004.313

Yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

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Yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1018.393

I did too.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1024.116

Whoa.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1028.789

He lost his memory this year. Yes.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1032.772

Right. There's some memories I could afford to lose.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1134.778

Season's almost over. It is.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1137.32

But there's some good news. What? Light at the end of the tunnel here. Really? Yeah. Well, somewhat. It's delayed, right? The Masters? No. No, we'll get to that. It's delayed.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1150.032

We don't have, no. Oh, it's coming. That is coming down the pike, as they say. NBA? No, definitely not. Just making sure. Yeah, no. We don't have any more big board bets. There's no more games on Monday. So I don't have any more predictions for you guys this year. What I do have, though. What do you have?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1172.168

is winners and losers presented by smearing off the world's number one vodka please drink responsibly would you like to play an edition of winners and losers right now of course all right thank you oh this might be the last one well no super bowl winners super bowl losers yeah well okay i have uh i have a predicament here winners and losers presented by smearing off the world's number one vodka please drink responsibly i'm gonna call myself a loser

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1202.619

Yeah. Why? Well, lots of reasons. Don't be so hard on yourself. Don't say that. Don't say that about Billy. Can you turn the music up? Winners and losers. No, no.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1212.721

No, that's way too loud. You're not going to be able to hear what we're saying. It's early afternoon. Yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1218.062

Yeah. All right. So I'm a loser, and here's why I'm a loser. I have jury duty the day after the Super Bowl. The day after the Super Bowl, I have jury duty. And here's the thing about me almost saying, oh, yeah. And here's the thing about this particular jury duty. I have already rescheduled it. This is the third date that they've sent me because I've rescheduled it twice already.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1247.565

Well, you can put in and you could say I'm unavailable that day for X, Y reason. And it's almost impossible to believe, and it's why I didn't reschedule it the day after the Super Bowl, even though we have God bless football, we're going to have a Super Bowl reaction show. I don't think I'm going to be able to be part of it because I'm going to have jury duty. Right.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

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The past two dates that I've had,

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

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when we were in chicago for the watch along and then when we were in arizona and every time i called i'm like i have a work event i'm not going to be in town if i get selected i'm going to have to go that thursday that friday out of town so like i'm not going to be able to serve keeps getting in the way yes yeah it's crazy how this thing keeps aligning i think the court would understand

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1287.932

Well, they did understand. You're an off-season juror, Billy. You're an off-season juror. So they understood the first two times. And this third time, I thought, there's no way they're going to believe this again. So I'm just going to have to bite the bullet. I'm going to have to go to jury duty the day after the Super Bowl. So the first loser, winners or losers, presented by Spirinov, me.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1307.486

Because I have jury duty the day after the Super Bowl. And the last time I got it, the note said, this is going to be a long one. This might be a three-week trial. And I was like, oh, boy. I'm not down for that. Not down for that.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1331.659

No, I had to call one of the times. And then I wrote a letter the second time. And I just think that it'd be on file, right? That it gets moved. So then they pull up my juror number and my file. And they're like, sir, you have moved this so many times. I saw a video. They don't want you anyway.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1350.17

That's never worked for me. I've never been dismissed for that reason. Never once.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1360.376

Yeah, I've never received that. Now, I saw a video, and again, it's... And this is my fault, because I brought us here, and we had two championship games, and I don't know why we're talking about jury duty. But...

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1374.912

I saw a video that said the best way to get out of serving on a jury is just tell them I don't want to be here. I just have no interest in this process. I don't want to be here. That would never work for me. Right. Absolutely never work for me. And I feel like I'd somehow be held in contempt and arrested if I was like, nah, I'm good. I don't want to be here today.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1396.627

anyways so your loser is you my loser is me to start off yeah kick things off my loser is me all right i have some winners i have a winner here you have a winner i have a winner here mikey a do you have a winner and a loser because i'm going to you next billy has a uh has a winner here gotcha billy is the loser according to billy yeah that i was one of the losers and winners and losers presented by smirnoff okay world's number one vodka please drink responsibly who's your winner

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1421.482

The Kansas City Chiefs. They won. Winners. They did win. Yes, they did win. Shout out to our friend Ed and his entire family. Big Ed, yes. Now here's where things are interesting. They won with Travis Kelsey having two receptions for 19 yards. He has been a non-factor in many of the games this season. Now, last week was a totally different story. He was great. He carried the Chiefs. Yes.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1448.715

He was a winner last week. He was a winner last week. And I'm not saying he's a loser this week. And, in fact, I said the Chiefs are winners because they don't even need to activate him most times. Like, they'll just, here's a little pass. He had four targets. Didn't need him yesterday. Didn't need him to beat the Bills.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1465.239

Super Bowl. Yeah. They might need him.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1469.12

But they might not. They might not. Do you think that when he does his things, like you got to fight for the right to party and the one that he was chanting yesterday on the thing, Taylor doesn't seem embarrassed. But if you were dating someone and every time they had a microphone, they just chanted to get the crowd to sing along with you, you'd be embarrassed, right? Perhaps, yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1509.73

I was going to say, it was definitely like, why is he even on the stage right now?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1516.974

I think he just goes up like out of habit. Because he's Travis Kelsey. Yeah, he just walks up there and they're like, okay, who's going to tell him?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1527.02

Hollywood Brown should have been on the stage. Juju Smith-Schuster should have been on the stage.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

155.514

Really? I'm part of Chiefs Kingdom. I was embraced by them. I know. Guys. It seems like you've forgotten. It seems like some people may have forgotten. We've been with this team literally since day one. Yes. Day one.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1560.904

I heard this.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1566.449

Where the Bills just ran it every play.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1574.657

So I was listening to the Dominique Foxworth show driving in, and they came up with an idea.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1581.341

Yeah, yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1582.922

I think you're going to love this idea that Bill Barnwell put out there. Okay. All right. So Charlie Kravitz said, is it time for the Bills to just shake things up with McDermott? Do they do something? Do they shake things up? You've got to do something different. Yeah. And then they were going back and forth. Well, let's shake them all. Like, what's the plan? Do you have a coach in mind?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1602.193

Like, what's the point of shaking things up? And then Bill Barnwell had the best idea.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1611.189

Hire Spags.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1614.571

You bring in Spags. It's a good idea, though. And you bring in the guy that has prevented you from getting to the Super Bowl so many times. And secretly.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1625.776

Secret assassin there for the Chiefs. You take him away from your competitor. You bring him in on your own side.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1637.602

Then next year, next year. Why didn't you guys do this?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1642.925

You know who draws up or dials up the Blitz or who's getting the Blitz dialed up against them? Patrick Mahomes, not Josh Allen. Wow. He knows all the weaknesses. Dude, I don't know how we've gotten so far. how Dalton Kincaid dropped that pass. That's my loser.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1675.193

I thought you were saying Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes. I'm like, okay.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1703.753

Still? Yeah. Not for long.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1722.039

His son, my big winner. Sorry, Joe Shane. It's all right.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1804.115

Yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1805.816

Yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1807.537

Oh. Another loser. I have another loser, too.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1810.039

Yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1819.665

Well, I mean, they also traded the pick that landed the Chiefs, Patrick Mahomes.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1823.587

I didn't know that. They've just handed the Chiefs this dynasty. It's insane.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

183.33

I'm sad, but I'm excited. Well, why are you sad? Because you love football so much, we only have one game left? Yeah, I mean, we only have two weeks left, and then what do we have to do, pretend to care about basketball? Like, geez, this is just the time of the year.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1833.931

Unplug the phone. Just unplug it, rip it out of the wall. Like, no. We are not giving you more players.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1848.337

I think last year they may have done that. I think last year they may have done that. Like, guys, let's just see. It's almost like they're crank calling the Bills. Like, let's see if they do it. They'll never say yes.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1860.864

Watch them panic.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1863.526

Yeah, then they say yes, and they're like, oh, my God, they did it again. Who do we take here?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1869.349

Okay.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1871.21

Yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1882.739

All right, I'm going to vote no on that one.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1889.845

No matter who his quarterback is, he's still not here. They went further in the playoffs than he did.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1963.858

They'll make it work.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1968.28

Well, there you go. See if there's contractions and agains then.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1973.122

No, he's not going to restructure. Mahomes should restructure to make more money because now he's probably like the 10th highest paid quarterback and it's crazy. At the time, it was like, oh my gosh, 10 years, $450 million. This is insane and now he's a bargain.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

1991.389

Mahomes' holdout would be great.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2002.617

I almost want to see that more. Can I tell you why he's not going to hold out before this Super Bowl? He's got like a three-week-old at home. That guy is doing anything. He's volunteering to go to the Pro Bowl. He's like, I'll do anything, anything to get away from a crying three-week-old. Do we have any games overseas? I'll be an ambassador. I'm there. Let's go tour Europe and something.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2026.676

I'll be a goodwill ambassador to take the game over there or whatever. I have another loser. Do you? The Saints. No one wants to coach them. I won last loser even though we ran out of music. Do you want to know my loser? I do. It's me again. You know why? Why? I took the commanders in our weekly fantasy contest for defense.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2140.93

There's something interesting that's happening here. Yeah. And it's we're talking so much more football off air in the breaks than we have been on air, which is an odd choice by us. Like we were just breaking down play calls by McDermott. We were talking about Zach Ertz. Yeah. And then and look. My fault. I brought up jury duty. That was on me. That's okay.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2163.482

I've derailed us from some of these situations, but we've been doing so much more actual football talk off air than we have been during the show.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2181.836

Well, no, because he's like, oh, I wish that I could restart. I played my whole career with Jaden Daniels. I'm so old. Buddy, you're 34, okay? Like, enough. Wah, wah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2194.306

Oh, my God. What a horrible life you have. You get to retire at 34 years old and you never have to work a day in your life again. Oh, I feel so my heart cries for you. And you won a Super Bowl. Must be so difficult. Right.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2214.365

I was not criticizing him.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2217.047

I did not criticize Zach Ertz.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2221.331

16 targets. I mean, come on.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2238.184

Zach Ertz, professional athlete. His wife's a professional athlete. His kids will be professional athletes. Professional athleticism is not out of your life, Zach Ertz. Just wait like 10 years. Your kids will be all professional athletes also.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2255.94

I'm not mad at Zach Ertz. I love the Ertz's.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's

2276.191

He's had a charmed life, Zachary. Yeah. 16 targets. I mean, would it kill us to get Terry McClure in the ball once or twice? Jeez Louise.

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I mean, some would say maybe we're here. We compliment Jaden Daniels. I'm sure he was saying that in person too. Jaden's like, oh, you know what? I like this, Zach Ertz. I got to get him the ball more. And boom, you lose by 32 points. To be fair. All you're doing is targeting Zach Ertz all day long, making sure he eats. Make sure he goes out on top.

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He's the one that has the ball.

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That's all. No one said that. Right.

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That's what I heard. Got to put on some LBs this offseason. Jaden needs to put on some weight.

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On my phone. I didn't say any of that. This is one of those things. You did say it. And now you make Zach Ertz an enemy of mine, and then we're walking around.

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Jack Link is in jerky. Exactly right. He's going to be there with a big subway team. Intelligence level.

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Zach Ertz isn't a subway athlete. Oh, Billy.

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Reserve for Josh Allen? A-listers. Respectfully to the Ertz's. If Subway is bringing around Zach Ertz, it's an off year. Respectfully.

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So I was thinking about that and I was conflicted because while I'm watching the game, I was like, well, if he wins, we're not going to see him Super Bowl week. Oh, no way. We have a better chance of seeing him now. We have a better chance of seeing him now.

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And also, and this is where I think we might run into him, is unless things have changed, I was told that we're covering the red carpet of the NFL Honors, so we'll be on the red carpet interviewing the players as they go by. Okay. So he's nominated for MVP. If he had the Super Bowl, he may not attend that event. I mean, he may, but he may not attend the event if he had the Super Bowl in two days.

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Now... If he's going to win the MVP, he's going to be at that event.

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So he'll walk that red carpet, maybe run into him there if we can't get him through somewhere else.

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You think that he likes the money that comes along with not making it to the Super Bowl?

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When you make $50 million a year and someone's like, I'll give you $10,000 to walk around and talk about subs for two hours. You think he's doing that for $10,000? Well, whatever the number is.

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2459.218

You think it's like $100,000? What do you think it is? I would say it's more than $100,000 for Josh Allen.

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We just had the team. We ironed this out.

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That's what I'm saying.

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I'm not saying it's that obviously that's crazy money, but I'm saying if you're him and you just have like a, you know, very disappointing end to your season and you know that everyone's going to ask you about it. Right. Do you want to take that money for that exchange?

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Can't even get Mikey to go to the Super Bowl. Can't even get Mikey to go to the Super Bowl. Jeez.

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It's not every. It's like eight in the span of like two hours and they're like handpicked.

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What do you think Stephen A did it for? Because he came up with this for Subway two years ago.

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Same client. They did not pay $500,000. A-lister, right? He's, I mean, yeah. Yeah, more than Ertz. Steven's A-lister.

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His words, not mine. I didn't say that, Zach Ertz. I think Steven A is less than Josh Allen. Well, duh.

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2603.099

It's Stephen A. You got to ask, if you do Josh for something, you got to ask how much they pay you to do this. I'll give you a dollar if you do that. One dollar.

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2614.807

What are you talking about?

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A dollar is all I can afford.

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You don't even remember how much it was.

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Yeah, I think it was like $140 or something, $180.

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Nah.

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How much do they pay you to do this? It's such an awkward question.

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Well, no, because now I know what you're going to do is you're going to say, Billy wants me to ask you how much you're getting paid to do this. Because that's your move.

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What?

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I'm not paying you anything.

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Fine.

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2674.347

I'm not doing that. Taequann Barkley. Good. Negotiating master right there.

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268.189

This is a bad game.

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2680.068

When we come back.

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2685.289

When we come back, we're going to rank where Jalen Hurts would fit all time as a Super Bowl winning quarterback.

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Well, no, I was just saying we'd try to figure out where he would go on the all-time list of Super Bowl winners as a quarterback.

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2738.539

I didn't say that. I just said we'll figure it out. I'm trying to lead a segment here. There's only been 59 Super Bowls won. Obviously, there's quarterbacks that have won multiple. I'm just saying maybe we figure out where he would

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land on that list i didn't say bad you said i i didn't say bad okay you said bad right not me oh i say bad i didn't say dilfer i didn't say brad johnson right i didn't say mark rippin i didn't say haas was great i mean he really was i didn't say i didn't say plunkett i didn't say anything you didn't say any of those guys none of those right i didn't know right i didn't the second peyton manning

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I didn't say anything. I just said that we'll figure out where he would rank on the list. That's all. And where do you think?

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2793.969

Still tabulating. Are you?

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Yeah.

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Pretty good. No.

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Yeah, because it's all tush-push cheating. It's not real. The tush-push is not a real touchdown.

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2837.31

Oh, my God. I thought we were going to kill it in the offseason last year.

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287.216

I have a stat for you. Okay, go ahead. God bless football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game day. Please take responsibility. The Smirnoff company, New York, New York.

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Well, that's because Frankie Lou would decide I'm just going to jump over everyone all day long.

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2878.544

you know and then the guy goes we're gonna award a score that's crazy so you're just gonna give them a touchdown oh my god we could well the way that they usually do that for the chiefs we advise we could do this if we want to we could do it look we're amongst friends right yeah stugatz mikey a fuentes audience we're amongst friends let's not we can't this is just can i trust you guys for this question here

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2903.158

maybe okay well then forget it you can move on to the next i'm joking you can always trust me for this question can i trust you guys for this question and it can't be repeated and can't get back to anyone sure we all agree to these conditions yes yes okay yes kind of in the off season we said oh is the twitch fish gonna work without jason kelsey like yeah hall of famer greatest center of all time it only works because of jason kelsey and uh nope

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That's true.

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Yeah, he's going to do that whole thing just to get the access. You know what I mean? Like he was there one-on-one with Nick Sirianni like right before the game. He's going to be in there like, Yeah, I'm rooting for you guys. Go Philadelphia, whatever. He's going to expect a ring, I think.

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It's just, it's wordy. That's a great stat. Here's the thing. Your, your stack game, I think works better as graphics.

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Yeah. Yeah. If he was a man of principle, he wouldn't be in that booth. You're right. With his own family. Right. He would say, no family. Journalistic integrity.

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I can't be compromised. Not you. This is where I draw the line.

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3003.307

Like how we do half sacks?

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3021.658

How did we feel about Will Shipley yesterday? What about him? We felt good for him, right? I didn't feel anything for him. Really? Why? Why would I? He had a nice 57-yard run. Poor guy. He just couldn't outrun the defenders, but then they made sure to give him that touchdown anyways. Right.

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You did it yesterday? I did. Wow. Look at you.

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Yeah. You don't want to miss by one. You're like, I hope it all falls apart, and I was just not close at all.

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You guys will be shocked to find out I got yet another text from Kay Funk about a parlay that he won yesterday. All he does is win off the show. As always telling me about all the ones that he's won, not any of the ones that he's lost.

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We're still up for debate.

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3106.443

That is very true. That is very true.

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3145.842

Sorry. That's fine. Why would you apologize for that?

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3149.544

What are you apologizing for?

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You have to. They seem to have Josh Allen shook kind of early when he almost threw back-to-back interceptions. Both were dropped. But first drive, he almost threw two interceptions.

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Yeah?

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And then when they were there at the goal line, I think it was a two-point conversion, he did like a weird toss backwards. It seemed like old Josh was making –

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A reappearance yesterday. And, by the way, he got lucky that, like, it didn't happen. He didn't need to. He was still in that game, but, like, almost threw away the game a couple times because it felt like, you know, like the ghosts we talk about sometimes. Yeah. And, like, people were talking about the ghosts and, you know, the Celtics. Sam Darnold season. Yeah. Yeah. The ghost of Sam Darnold.

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It felt like maybe early on, Josh was seeing those ghosts, and he was like, oh, no, I can't let this happen again, and almost put himself in a worse position trying to get out of that.

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Do you? Yeah. Where's he going?

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Do you want to know the parlay that Kay Funk won that he sent me? Oh, Jesus. It was one rushing touchdown in each quarter of both games. Hmm.

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3282.334

Yeah.

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It hit. Well, no. Well, he did it too, apparently.

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3290.281

That's possible. It's very possible also.

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That's probably what he did. Now that you mention it. He probably didn't have this winning bet. He stole someone else's winning bet. Yeah.

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330.875

Well, his team needs a quarterback. Yeah, he might as well go back. There you go. Oh, man.

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336.998

Does he have a year left?

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343.612

I saw that 80 for Brady, I think, is either on Netflix or coming to Netflix real soon, and I had no interest in watching it. I think I might on Netflix. Not to pay for, but 80 for Brady, I think I might watch it on Netflix.

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No. I felt so bad for him.

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363.306

I really did. Not even a little bit.

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404.806

Figure it out. You mentioned Michael Jordan. I saw this stat. Here's a stat for you to react to. This is courtesy of at sick highlights on Instagram. This is a comparison between Josh Allen and Michael Jordan. This is 2024 Josh Allen, 1991 Michael Jordan. Season number seven for both of them. Right. Franchise title zero for both of them. Opponent for Josh Allen, the Chiefs.

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429.895

Opponent for Michael Jordan, the Pistons. Playoff record versus the opponent, 0-4 for Josh, 0-3 for Michael Jordan. Opponent seeking a three-peat, yes and yes. So 2024 Josh Allen and 1991 Michael Jordan. were facing very similar circumstances and had the same result.

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448.87

Then Michael Jordan obviously goes on to win six championships, retired in the middle to go play baseball, maybe a suspension secretly. We don't know what was going on there. So there's still time for old Josh. The problem is the Chiefs. And the Chiefs did that thing. The Chiefs' Chief.

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466.629

This is a comparison. I mean, it's an Instagram thing. It's a good stat, though.

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473.457

Well, anywho. The Chiefs did kind of what the Chiefs have been doing the past two seasons, which is playing possum the entire regular season. And then they turn it on when they need to.

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486.608

100% chiefed at the right time.

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491.169

We haven't really seen Kansas City possums. I mean, how do you guys feel about possum versus opossum? Because it's opossum, right? But everyone says possum. I like possum. I do too. Let's keep the O silent. We don't need that.

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505.152

It's extra. I don't need. Billy Opossum. There you go. Billy Opossum. Dude, that sounds like a pub that I would love to go to. Billy Opossums. Hey, where you at?

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517.895

Wow.

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520.316

Yeah, we went there.

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529.196

Travis Kelsey. Wait, so hold on. Hold on.

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545.649

Well, he had the Pistons.

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556.217

Yes. You know what's crazy is we would say before this, it's impossible for Patrick Mahomes to catch Tom Brady. And now I ask, is it?

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588.648

That's what I'm saying. Before, it seemed impossible he could get to seven. But, I mean, he's at 29. He's going to be halfway there if he wins.

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606.83

No, I'm asking if that's an actual thing that you're saying.

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616.175

It depends. Mahomes will have the three-peat. Yeah. If Mahomes is the three-peat.

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628.082

No, you wouldn't.

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629.603

You'd rather be Eli Manning.

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632.305

You'd rather be Eli Manning than Patrick Mahomes.

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638.569

Would you rather be Eli Manning or Patrick Mahomes?

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642.396

Okay, then. Story's over because Eli did it twice to Brady.

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660.144

But Brady never did three in a row.

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662.765

Yeah.

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687.389

Mikey called it the other day.

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695.672

I love it. He's going to tear that town apart. You think if Pete's like – Oh, Mikey's so right.

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705.624

I mean – Do you think Pete, like in his interview process, is like, Tom, you owe me one. Remember the Super Bowl? Yeah. You owe me one. Yeah.

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740.598

It was nice while it lasted. That ended very poorly for them.

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743.88

Yeah.

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747.005

Against all odds. Look at him.

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750.786

It is. He's going to be the toast of the town in Philadelphia. They're going to fall in love with him again.

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755.448

They don't deserve Nick Sirianni.

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775.234

Why does Big Dom need a headset on the sideline? I don't know. I saw him in the mix again yesterday. He was there making sure that scuffles wouldn't break out doing Big Dom things. And he's wearing a headset as though he's a coach on the sideline hearing everything that's going on. Seems unnecessary for the head of security to have that.

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798.174

Just so that it looks like he is. I do like that as maybe being what's going on there.

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842.828

You don't think he's ever going to get back to the NFC Championship?

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852.07

You know who I'm worried about is the Lions. Why are you saying it like this? Because you're worried? I'm a little worried about the Lions. So the Lions, you know, obviously they were very close to the Super Bowl last year. They didn't make it to the NFC Championship game this year. Last year. Last year, Dan Campbell was crying and said, you may never get back here. This year, he didn't get back.

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874.934

He was crying again, but he didn't get back there. That's his go-to move is crying. Now he's lost his OC and his DC. I wonder what the Lions are going to look like next year. Are you saying the window closed?

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896.724

I'm not saying that. It's just the wind's kind of pushing it down, I think, you know? Yeah. It's one of those windows that you need, like, a stick to hold it up because, like, whatever the mechanisms that hold it up are a little creaky on the side, so it just slides down. And this one's begging to be shut. Yes. And that stick is missing, and it's sliding down very slowly here.

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915.931

I don't know why we're talking about the Lions today after the championship game yesterday.

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931.474

Well, I mean, after seeing the Eagles, I wonder if Detroit would have hung with them. They looked really good yesterday. They are really good. I mean, obviously they won the turnover battle, which was a big part in it. It was a fairly close game, except Washington kept fumbling the ball. Poor Austin Eckler. Oh, I felt so bad for him.

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950.429

Luckily, I would say, luckily for Austin, his fumble was somewhat inconsequential. It wasn't when, you know, it was like a tight game. It was a two-score game, though.

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964.273

That two-point conversion that they threw to him had absolutely no chance of succeeding. It was a little play-action pass over to him off to the side at like the seven-yard line. No chance for success.

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995.031

I mean, I think it was the only look that he had, and he went in through to him, and he knew right away. And there's nothing Austin could have done in that play.

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Postgame Show: Bryson DeChambeau's TikTok Shot

13.216

Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

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Hour 2: Ted Danson & Michael Schur On "A Man On The Inside"

1396.111

Well, the Capitals are better. That's why.

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Hour 2: Ted Danson & Michael Schur On "A Man On The Inside"

1527.799

Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.

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Hour 2: Ted Danson & Michael Schur On "A Man On The Inside"

358.281

Changes everything.

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Hour 2: Ted Danson & Michael Schur On "A Man On The Inside"

53.013

Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.

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Hour 2: Ted Danson & Michael Schur On "A Man On The Inside"

961.739

45.

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Hour 2: Ted Danson & Michael Schur On "A Man On The Inside"

982.181

Sure.

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Hour 1: Daniel Jones & Tua Tagovailoa Go Opposite Directions

2181.872

Get out of there like George Will got out of that strip club.

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Hour 1: Daniel Jones & Tua Tagovailoa Go Opposite Directions

2476.394

Do you like apples? Well, I got a number. How do you like them apples?

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Hour 1: Daniel Jones & Tua Tagovailoa Go Opposite Directions

323.142

I only got to see one picture. Lucy got to hang out with Handsome Dan, the Yale Bulldog. Wow.

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Hour 1: Daniel Jones & Tua Tagovailoa Go Opposite Directions

819.536

Exactly. Just plainly, he just said, there's a female on ESPN by the name of Elle. You could have just said Elle Duncan. They also said a gal.

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Hour 1: Daniel Jones & Tua Tagovailoa Go Opposite Directions

844.343

Anne intentionally gave out her social media handle so his listeners can force feed hate her way.

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The Big Suey: The Cowboys, The Coffee Table, and The Weekend Observations

1829.506

That's so good.

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The Big Suey: The Cowboys, The Coffee Table, and The Weekend Observations

2646.345

So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America.

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The Big Suey: The Cowboys, The Coffee Table, and The Weekend Observations

2675.141

Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the US population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.

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The Big Suey: The Cowboys, The Coffee Table, and The Weekend Observations

726.563

I love that movie. That movie was great.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins Are In The Mix

2453.159

We're in the mix.

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Local Hour: The Miami Dolphins Are In The Mix

688.158

Time to throw away dull journalistic credibility and get reckless. A little late. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

1087.897

Ich habe viel Zeit in der Schule. Warum bist du so wie die Historiker der Historiker?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

218.125

I would say what a finish. Was it a good game, though?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

2311.123

Yeah, I had an injury too. It was a lack of talent, was my injury.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

2326.988

I don't know. Yeah, but do they say that because he never had a shot? Thank you. Thank you, Mike. Mike, yeah, I get it. Yeah, two Hall of Fame brothers. Shannon Sharp does the same thing with his brother. Ich glaube, es ist eher so, dass man es nicht sagt.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

2512.705

We've talked about this. This is why the Offensive Player of the Year exists. So they don't have to give it to a quarterback every year.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

2662.668

Probably Dan Campbell.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

272.595

I think we're in love with going for two this year. Exactly. Going for two is having a huge year. I think it's a little bit.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

2838.764

Er hat keinen MVP-Saison. Daniel Jones ist mehr möglich, einen MVP-Saison zu haben, als Aaron Rodgers. 100 Prozent. Er ist mehr möglich, als Aaron Rodgers.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

2858.105

We don't understand. And when we give up, yeah, you do not understand. The team that had Dante Culpepper rushing into an end zone, pointing at his knee, doesn't understand.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

287.165

Wenn du in Dallas bist, gehst du für zwei, um zu gewinnen.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

2877.148

If anybody's going to break this Jets curse for you guys, it's Aaron Rodgers.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

416.956

CJ Stroud. Whoa, listen. We might have been a little early on that. Carolina might win that draft after all.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

445.93

Yes. Also...

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

502.599

Yes.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

674.081

Like, do you kind of maybe not want them to rally around Iver Flus?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

741.382

Guys, I sent you an email. No, no, no, no.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

888.939

It's either Keenan Allen or the all-time... Traveler of the NFL, Mercedes Lewis.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

895.454

He's there? Yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

920.833

DJ Moore has a big contract.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

970.64

The one time it happened.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Been Around the Block

982.306

The kicker has to get wacky.

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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home

241.991

I think that's one of the many reasons why a lot of fans are turning to women's college basketball, because you have more continuity year to year and you know who the stars are. You can watch someone like Caitlin Clark or Juju Watkins play two, three, four years for the same school.

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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home

256.556

And you can watch someone like Hannah Hidalgo go from a freshman averaging 18 points a game or whatever to a sophomore averaging 24 points a game. And then you know she's going to be back next year, hopefully with the same team.

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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home

313.738

What is it?

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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home

54.951

I'll remember this. Not in the office. Don't worry.

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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home

67.707

You probably didn't. You just thought it was Tony. Okay, yes. They're just the same person.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1120.421

You want a behind-the-scenes story, Dan? Yes. So we're doing this March Sadness tournament that's going on, and the fans love it. It's great, by the way. So we're doing March Sadness, and one of the video submissions was a new character, but the file got corrupted before this person could make it into March Sadness.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1138.457

So I don't know if you're aware, but we have this character, Zazu, called Misogynistic Bane. who makes appearances from time to time. And we had a fan who created a character that was feminist Darth Vader. And it was an incredible character where Darth Vader would come out and be praising Caitlin Clark. And then when we tried to submit it and put it into the system, the file got corrupted.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1163.231

And then it couldn't be tracked down. So if you're out there, feminist Darth Vader, feel free to reach out and send us more videos. Or if there's a lot of fake feminist Darth Vader's out there who now want to run with this idea, I have no way of knowing which one the real one of you was.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1175.737

So feel free to send in all of your feminist Darth Vader videos and we'll be sure to try to include them in the show moving forward.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1199.858

Well, so this is what we can do. So we've been putting out some of the competitions against each other. And we have two of the competitions that were going against each other, two of the games that fans could vote on to see which fan moves on to the next round. So the first round, it was tell us why... you should watch a game with Dan or tell us why you're the biggest fan of the show.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1221.633

There was some confusion there. Then the next one was tell us some of your favorite show moments. And then the fans go on and they vote for who it is that they want to advance. So here are two of the matchups that we have. We're down to our sweet 16 now. Things are getting serious. This Thursday and Friday, we're going to have our sweet 16 matchups. And then Saturday and Sunday is our elite eight.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1241.101

Things are winding down very quickly here. And one of the things that we've found in the past was, when we would have looks like, which fans didn't really like that tournament, but when we had the looks like tournament or we'd have some of the other tournaments, it would be the same thing over and over again.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1256.034

So there was a fatigue and you kind of knew the number one seed, you know exactly what you're going to get every time it gets played. It's the same thing. In this tournament, they're submitting new videos with new prompts every single round. So you could very easily have an off round and the number one seed gets bounced.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1272.488

In fact, I don't want to spoil anything for those of you who are catching up on March Sadness on Twitter or whatever, who are going back and watching them and following along, not in real time. We all know. Wednesday is Spoiler Wednesday. On Wednesday, Zaslow, you don't know this. Unfortunately, you won't be here this Wednesday. Wednesday is Spoiler Wednesday.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1289.358

That's the day we can talk about the Sunday shows. So I'm not going to spoil what happened to Mark Sanderson over the weekend.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1299.302

Spoiler Wednesday. Well, the wild thing is we come and we spoil shows, but they've had four days to watch a show at that point in time. The point being, some of the heavyweights that we thought were going to go far in the first round... Had a dud of a second round and have been bounced. And I need to check my scorecard.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1315.291

I believe there's only one number one seed left in this tournament at this point in time.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1321.156

All right, so here's two of our matchups. We're going to head over to Region 4 for one of our matchups.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1389.236

Well, I have a conundrum that I found myself in. Was the first one Jeremy? The first one actually did a Jeremy cover on the first round, and he did the Pink Pony Club, and he was dressed as a unicorn, and he won in advance. And this round, spoiler alert, Brad the Bard was eliminated. Brandon, threatening Cody, has moved on.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1406.89

Now, here's kind of something that we might have been worried about, and if I'm going to be truthful, in our selection committee, which is me and Coogler, we went through the videos, and there were certain people that we said... There might be a red flag here. This might potentially be something that Frankie's going to have to intervene on.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1435.315

Brandon now has advanced in Brad the Bard. And Brandon apparently made some sort of bet with Greg Cody in Las Vegas when we were there at the Super Bowl. And his first video... He was saying he's found a workaround where if he wins this tournament, he comes down to Miami and he intends to collect on this bet with Greg Cody.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1456.63

And truth be told, I think it was a 16 seed, so I thought, Brandon's not going to move on. Like, it's fine. And then Brandon moved on and upset a number one seed. And now Brandon, as a 16 seed, has now eliminated a number eight seed. And apparently these threats to Greg Cody are a thread that are going to continue throughout these rounds.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1475.617

So I'm now starting to wonder what this bet was, because I have absolutely no frame of reference why it is that he keeps lightly threatening Greg Cody. And if we will be responsible if he actually wins and comes through to deliver on said threat of making Greg pay off this bet.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1494.147

No, and he's on a cruise now. So, I mean, we may find a situation where he's in the Final Four and we don't know if we're going to be flying a crazy person down to maybe beat up Greg. And I know you would hate that, Zaslow.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1520.758

Well... We'll worry about Brandon and his threatening of Greg Cody if we need to next round or the round after that.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1529.702

Dan's fine, though. It's safe the first round. We'll be safe the first round. And he doesn't have a bone to pick with Dan. It's really Greg he has a problem with. So we're fine. We're fine. If you want, we can preview another matchup of Region 4. Now, this is one of those situations where No. 5 Alvaro was very strong in the first round. And I thought Alvaro might go on a deep run.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1548.371

And then Brandon, number 13, who in the first round told us about his dead dad. Round two told us about his potentially dead dog. And he may have sprung an upset here. Here's the matchup.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1635.509

You would have liked his first round submission, I think. It was poetry.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1710.821

Well, we have to decide pretty soon because the real tournament's halfway over.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1721.272

Well, good news. We have a tournament that isn't that.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1726.277

I lied. They hate this tournament.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1730.561

I wanted to make you feel better about it.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1739.944

I'm worried about your feelings. I don't want you to feel, you know. So if I have to come out here and fib a little bit and tell you, yeah, it's universally approved, that's what I'll tell you.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1759.65

Well, I have a spoiler alert for them.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1764.372

Well, look, at some point if we tell the story of how this happened, that was not supposed to be the prize. That's a whole other thing. But I don't know if they're aware of this. The Looks Like Tournament was completely outsourced to the fans. They came up with all of those. We weren't writing those. It was always outsourced to the fans.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

1781.405

And if they think that watching hundreds of terrible videos is a lot easier than just reading Jim Laranega looks like he works at IHOP, That's not exactly how it works.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

2075.461

Sounds like Zazz a little bit. Is Wilheim two names?

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

2108.294

Billy, what do you mean? That's more of a song. It's a little long.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

2112.679

Yeah, these are different categories. Sound effects and songs are different.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

2123.17

Like the Titanic song. Is that a sound or a song? My heart will go on. That's a song. No, that's a legitimate song. Number two.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

219.681

I mean, Rosa Parks had a color barrier, too.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

391.448

I think you found it. What?

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

394.109

I thought the transition was going to be Jeremy singing a song about color barriers.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

401.821

No. He seems to have a song for everything. He's an ally, though.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

613.661

Jamel will fix this.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

623.927

The crazy thing about this is the story was not about the removal of the article, right? It quickly just became a story about Mina- During FaceTime on Around the Horn. And that's what the debate became about. The outrage wasn't even about the action. It was about the reacting to the action.

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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds

643.826

Yeah, it was like, you guys are getting mad about the wrong thing here.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

1028.635

It's also really cool being an NBA player.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

1128.843

Yeah, but he's an 18-year-old. It's not like he's finishing up his fourth year and he's choosing to leave a year early. He was a mercenary and he went to Duke and he's going to turn it down to go to frat parties? His dream is to go to the NBA, not hang out with the Duke boys.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

1225.529

That's what I was going to say. I mean, Zion escaped it. That shoe thing could have been a disaster for Zion. Why would you risk getting injured in college for $4 million in NIL money when you can get a $12 million guaranteed base salary?

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

123.103

Did you get the Disney passes? Of course. Oh, I missed that. We have to talk later.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

1612.315

Duke was a business trip for Cooper Flagg. It wasn't like fun college time. I mean, that's awfully absolute. It's a stop on his journey. His goal wasn't to go to Duke and attend there for four years.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

1631.006

I don't think Duke is fun, if I'm going to be honest with you. Probably not. Give me a list of places to go. Duke's not on it. Well, I mean, that's not the definition.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

1686.543

Guys, next year, the NBA draft lottery is going to be won by a bad team also. What's the confusion here? He's not going to be drafted by the Lakers.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

1716.771

5% chance. 6% chance. Could have had Wimbanyama. You can't do that. Culture prohibits that.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

1790.319

That is correct. And Dirty Grandpa. Oh, right. Dirty Grandpa. Do you think Robert De Niro would do an extra year at Stella Adler's studio of acting?

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

1801.75

I think he's cashing checks at this point, if we're being honest. Is he not? I mean, come on. He's 81.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

1971.264

What are you laughing about, Billy? I mean, he's right. He's not thinking about Baylor at that moment.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

2335.117

Thank you.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

2397.09

Thank you.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

537.797

I don't know if you've even noticed this. Fans on YouTube can notice it. While she's doing new spots, the logo in the corner changes. She talks about game time. There's a game time logo. There's a Priceline logo. There's a Jimmy Johnson logo. It's incredible.

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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

981.304

Drafts are still amongst bad teams next year.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

1049.975

441 Powerline Road. Second down and nine.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

1196.269

You answered him, huh?

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

1801.695

Took away.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

2053.785

Santa's got to be over 6 feet.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

2064.673

He has to be small to get into chimneys. No, but he can contort his body in a different way. That's a whole different story. I'm saying Danny is 5'5".

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

2100.325

Also, he can't be 5'5 because then it feels like the elves would kind of rebel if they saw Santa as a little bit taller than them. They'd be like, hey, wait a second. You're not telling us what to do.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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Small.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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Thank you.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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Thank you.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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Come on, because I don't like that. We get this once a year, okay? We have this incredible tournament where there's basketball everywhere and there's hoops everywhere. And I got my wife being like, are you really going to watch college basketball? I'm like, yeah, babe, it's March. That's what I do in March. We watch college hoops. And yeah, there hasn't been a ton of upsets.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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There hasn't been a ton of buzzer beaters. There have been a ton of the secret sauce, though.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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Where is he? He's been missing more than Stugatz.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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It's almost like college kickers. Like, where do the NFL kickers come from? Because every college kicker I see sucks. Terrible. Terrible.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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Get some guy that can shoot three. The secret sauce, you know, every coach knows going into March, I need one guy who's white who can shoot.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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I know. I'm going to explain it to you. I think you're going to agree with me, which is why you can't be a shipping container member, right? You sit on that side of the glass. We sit on this side of the glass.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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It's a class system. It's a motion for you. You don't sit here and do your show here. You sit there and do your show there. So there's kind of a separation between us.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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Amin is a Shippy Container member. That's the difference. Also, I'm above Amin, you're saying?

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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Do you trust me? i do i do have a story about zazz i've never mentioned on air ever this is this is actually a really good story this is fun now it's exciting okay so i used to work at 790s as a promotion uh assistant right you did yeah this is this does not reflect well on me well he was employed he was employed as a promotion assistant the working is

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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We went to, like, a car dealership, and I would have to spin the wheel and, you know, all that stuff. A hustler. Come on, Dan, you know me. The beginnings of the Kaladiut hustle. Exactly right. Passed down from your father. All of a sudden, we're coming back from, I don't know, tropical Chevrolet somewhere far away, right? We get there. It's nighttime. It's a heat game.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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And in the studio, I peek through. There used to be, in the 790 studio, there was a window like this big through the door. It was like a submarine door. And I looked in, and they were on break, and it was Zaslo and Tommy Tide. And I was like, oh my God. Looking like radio. I was like, oh my God, I can't believe it.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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Well, yeah, but I wanted to look into where the studio was. So I was there, and then I kind of poked my head in, And at the same time, Zazz is trying to throw a paper away. So he's shooting like a garbage jump shot where I'm opening the door. So as I open the door, the garbage flings at me. It misses me. You made the shot, by the way. Made it.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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And I'm like, hey, Zazz, hey, Tommy, just big fan, whatever. Didn't say anything.

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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast

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You had the headphones on.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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Race for your life.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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As an in-game broadcaster, I can tell you there's a certain level of professionalism that you have to compose yourself with in said position. You know what I mean? I would never say the F word during a live broadcast. But, you know, here rules are a little loosey-goosey, and we're on the DKN podcast, and we just throw around some curses on the Mac, et cetera, et cetera.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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Raise hell, praise Dale. Right, Coach?

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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Not on a broadcast, though.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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I said hell, and that was a curse. Like, come on, hell? Get the hell out of here with that. Hell was a curse, and they dumped me. That was crazy behavior. I try, when I get in broadcaster mode, to change my entire lifestyle and not curse at any aspect of my life.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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He was electric. I thought Rick Barnes was good. Yeah.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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I ordered the summer 49.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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Yeah, that was great. Need a little David Baker, if we're going to be honest with you.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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Little dash of David Baker. Yeah, big guy.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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I just found a photo of him where a construction helmet doesn't fit his head, which I'm going to send over to you so you can see.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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Yeah.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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I know the record. Tony knows the record. But what record are we talking about? Wayne Gretzky's goal scoring record.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

261.582

Saturday, Friday.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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I think that about SportsBank sometimes, to be honest with you. I look around at who was on SportsBank with us back in the day. Stu Gatz, Goldie, Amber. We had a who's who. Bryant McFadden was on there. Joy was on there. We had everybody on the show. Brie Beauty. Oh, yeah, Brie Beauty was on there performing.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

287.727

She was obviously one of Brian McKinney's artists, but they had a falling out, and I don't think he represented her anymore on the musical front. She performed our only performance on the Saturday morning sports show.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

334.386

Hold on a second. What am I supposed to do in a situation? Because I was in a control room. And by the time I'm called over to come in from said control room to have a conversation, this conversation has clearly been had multiple times. And the decision was made like, so Billy, Bree's going to perform for us at the end of the show. I think it's going to be awesome. And I was like, uh... OK.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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Yeah, Billy, we have an extra chair.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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No, because they had these conversations off mic in the studio. So I wasn't there to kind of handle the situation. Yeah, but I was in the control room. Imagine it's like saying Lewis can control what we're doing here.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

376.982

Exactly. Thank you. How do you say no to that guy? That wasn't even my favorite Bryant McKinney story from Sports Bang Off Air. My favorite one was during Bullygate. We had him in studio. And we're like, so, Bryant, they found your guy's journal. And they've released photos of the journal. He's like, they found that? And then just started laughing.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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And I was like, okay, guess we're not going to cover this. Seriously. Moving on. Not journalism at its highest standard. Well, I mean, it was Saturday morning. We were the lead into it. Exactly right. Our demo, by the way, when I would look at the ratings, dude, we killed it in women 60 plus. Like, killed it. That was our demo.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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That's a long one.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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You were.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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We have you down as a three. Yeah. Okay. Mike was on it. Mike hosted a couple times, I think. Twice, maybe.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

498.475

Coca-Cola.

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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

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Thank you for... Is that Belkis Nere of Deco Drive? I felt bad for Dan because I heard her intro him as, he's the sports guy. And I was like, oh, Belkis. You can hear Dan's sweat in that video.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

101.056

Is this just a normal thing amongst all of you, disliking each other, but also saying you respect each other? Or are you the one that has a problem with everyone?

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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I don't think there's a person that's turned down $200 million for the Yankees over facial hair yet.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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What if he's got two $200 million offers?

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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I'm not accusing anyone of anything. I'm just asking the situation, because I think...

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Brian Wilson and David Price both voiced concerns about the facial hair policy and not going to the Yankees now. There you go. Probably dodged a bullet with not signing Brian Wilson long-term, right? That was a fun flash in the pan. I mean, what do you give that guy? And then all of a sudden it's like, okay, well, now we're stuck with him for a while.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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No, I'm wondering if they would say the same thing about you and this is just kind of how you guys hang out. You know what I mean?

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Did you see Hal? Hal, by the way, mentions shaking things up. He also announced no more New York, New York after losses. Now, Yankees lose. That's life. You got to earn.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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That's life. You're not going to play New York, New York for losers. You play that's life. Good decision. I agree. Exactly right.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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What else is he doing on the burden of growing up a Steinberg? Yeah, I'm sure Hal really wanted to earn his pinstripes and become president of the Yankees on his own without help from daddy's last name.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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We have a couple clips from FIU Baseball, and if you like it, I'm going to be doing another game on Friday evening. You can check it out, ESPN+. That's where we're going to do it. This is me, kind of. So they had FIU Baseball starters, career high, with nine strikeouts. And we got off to a bit of a slow start. It's early in the season. Players are on somewhat of a pitch count.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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So I felt pretty confident in the assessment I was about to give you.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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We were in the second inning when I said I don't think we're going to get to nine because, you know, we're already close to 40 pitches. And I think there's more of a buildup to that, but it's fine. Yeah, you know, second inning, four strikeouts. I said nine is going to be impossible, but no, it wasn't.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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IRL wasn't entirely discussed. They just said, would you like to call some games? And I said yes, so I assume it was for my expertise, not for silliness like what you're about to hear.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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I don't, I mean.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Here I am thinking you were going to say a music.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Music or painting?

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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This one's music. I'm going to say Bad Bunny, yeah. It is Bad Bunny. Let's go.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

2038.285

Don't like each other? Is that what you gathered from that? Hold on. This is constructive criticism because I haven't received this yet. When I left, they said that was a lot of fun. And I said, okay, see you Friday. So you think they didn't like me? Because I thought, look, there's the play-by-play guy.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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They brought in a former FIU baseball player to kind of give you the ins and the outs, the nuts and bolts, if you will. So I said, well, where do I fit? So I would go through. I would watch the videos of Media Day. I'd read the media guide to get facts about all the players. And then I'd find things like this person's favorite artist is Picasso.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Maybe this is a helpful fact I can throw in there in the middle of the fourth But they don't trust you.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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I will say this, and I don't know if I should give you all of this information beforehand, but I made sure to call Zach, the lead play-by-play guy, two days before and introduce myself, because I had never met either of the broadcasters before. So I called and I said, let me introduce myself to Zach in particular. Was he aware of your work or no? Well, he's a young up-and-comer.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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So he knows you're an evil cat. But I said, let's have a nice get-to-know-you session on the phone beforehand so that we're not surprised by the way this may end up going, which I thought was a nice gesture on my part, if I'm going to be perfectly honest.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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He's from Syracuse. This is a real deal broadcasting. New house.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Not warn, just kind of a get-to-know-you session. You know what I mean? Because it's awkward if you just go on the air first time you meet someone, which is basically what happened. So I wanted to have a call before.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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I spent like two hours reading a media guide and watching videos of media, David. I didn't take it seriously. No, you're very well. Mike caught me in the middle of a Zoom with the opposing Delaware's baseball coach on Tuesday in the middle of the show.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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And I'm like, Delaware baseball coach is here. I need to know what's going on with the Blue Ducks. Hens. The Blue Hens. Well, they're gone. I don't need to worry about them anymore. On to Mary Mac. Wow.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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You were interviewing P.K. Subban. You guys are ranking the hottest black men. I thought I was fine at the time to hear what the Delaware baseball coach had to say. It went beyond the Subban interview. It went a little longer than I thought, I'm going to be honest with you.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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You know what I mean? We had to talk about the players. You don't turn down that chance. Exactly right. When you get a chance to interview the Delaware Blue Hands manager, you do it. How many times have you guys done that? I have not.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Good squad. So what you're telling me, if I'm to understand correctly, is that me going on there, and me doing research beforehand, where I get fun facts about the different players in a clip that maybe we'll play here. Possibly, Chris Cody, maybe we'll play here.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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What you're saying to me is that if I'm there and I'm doing the research where I find out the biggest fears of the baseball players and I'm sharing that in like the fifth inning of the seventh game of the season, that this is a problem of sorts and this is a bit and not me doing my job?

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Because the media guide says dark or huge birds.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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I was, you know, taking my time with Coach Mamula. Hear what he had to say about the blue hens and, you know, we learned some things.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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There was a bit of slurping in there, yes. Well, it's a TV broadcast, so, you know, it's primarily visual.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Um... A little bit of all of it. It's difficult to build a rapport with people that you haven't worked with before. So hopefully the next one goes a little better than the last one. And that's just the goal. Just keep it moving. Keep it talking baseball. Keep it about the players and the game. And that's it. Billy, I have some advice for you.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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I don't know what he wanted a shoot for. He wasn't on camera, so going in a suit is just... I don't care what he came in. Yeah. What is this business that we're doing now? I can't believe Tony took you out with Solana.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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You're not going to turn this broadcast team against each other. I'm going to tell you that right now. There may be a number of us, but we're strong. We're Panther strong, and we're not going to be broken apart by the likes of you who went to the school and was running around with a UM whatever.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Bank. That's good form. By the way, for clarification, this was at Bucknell because he, I believe, had a meeting or a speaking engagement there. This isn't even the basketball team that he owns. He was randomly at Bucknell and he was taking shots on behalf of scholarships for a student.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Dwayne Wade, duh.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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Yeah, like if we raised someone and all their playing was in high school and then they did all of their winning elsewhere, who cares?

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

83.854

Greg, what do you think the perception of you is amongst the writers? Because you seem to not have a very favorable one of many of the writers. And I'm wondering if this is just like a writer thing or if it's like a uniquely you thing, like you have problems with the Furmans, the Hydes of the world.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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South Florida. What was that sound, Billy? Well, I mean, I'm still trying to figure out the rules. If they didn't play here professionally, then is that part of it or is it not part of it? Jose Canseco never played here.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

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What if you live here on your spare time? No. While you're doing the winning elsewhere, like the Williams sisters.

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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity

963.586

Levitard colon Mike Lowell doesn't matter.

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Local Hour: In The Information Game

189.775

There have been some bad days for your wife, huh?

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Local Hour: In The Information Game

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Let's not forget about my report that we're still waiting to see if the Bengals and Dolphins play in Spain. Because that's what my sources are saying. Once the schedule comes out, I might be one for one.

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Local Hour: In The Information Game

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I mean, I guess Brady was a backup. Aaron Rodgers, backup quarterback?

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Local Hour: In The Information Game

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Not a backup.

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Local Hour: In The Information Game

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How would it not be Brady by your math?

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Local Hour: In The Information Game

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There it is. Nick Foles.

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Local Hour: In The Information Game

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That makes him more of a backup. Your argument that Steve Young was this big prospect, that makes him less of a backup.

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Local Hour: In The Information Game

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And my own cut lines? Yes. Honestly, though, the fact that it was just someone's job to only do headlines, that probably could have always been.

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Local Hour: In The Information Game

788.498

Revealing sources.

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Local Hour: In The Information Game

933.561

He nailed it, though. The definition, according to Urban Dictionary, someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything. All right.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

1098.699

Oh, okay.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

1124.387

Lass mich nur meine Kopie des Rekordbuches von Stu Gatz, die mir gesendet wurde.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

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Hast du keinen gesendet? Ich glaube, es ist noch nicht hergekommen. Es wird vor Weihnachten herkommen, so erläutert er.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

1170.267

So wie zu meinem verehrten Co-Arbeiter?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

1237.291

Ich sende nur den Link, richtig?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

124.003

Listen, if anybody has been following this podcast and watching and listening to us all season, you know this. That was a good loss week for you, Billy.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

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I'm sorry, it was 12 degrees here.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

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Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

131.97

You needed that for the rest of the season.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

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It's the ultimate Stu Gotts thing, to build yourself an excuse to then be bad at something. It's to say, I would have done that, but I care about the team more.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

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No, because the solution would have taken him away from the team. Right. Me being here is good enough. Ja, ich denke, er braucht eine Surgery.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

1473.731

52 Yard extra points. Or make the easy ones.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

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I don't like that. Did you see somebody found the play from Green Bay when Green Bay played Chicago and they actually fell down and then the guy got up and threw a wide open touchdown. Die O.C. hat gesagt, weißt du was, das könnte auch für uns funktionieren. Lass uns einfach den Fall-Down faken.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

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Sie haben eine Parodie von The Simpsons gemacht.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

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Ich habe die Antwort.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

1545.495

Adam Thielen.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

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Give Tyreek Hill, Adam Thielen. Adam Thielen doesn't need them anymore because he's in Carolina. Just wasting away. So I googled best hands in the first picture. This is the research that I did.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

1573.655

I'm talking about ass replacement now.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

1688.403

No, just be like, oh no.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

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Schein and Thielen, probably right next to each other.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

1772.518

I can see all four walls of that room.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

205.112

Okay.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

2374.264

Natürlich. Ich meine, ich denke nicht, dass ihre Stimme die Worte, nein, sie sind es nicht, formen kann.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

2762.031

Ich würde es so machen, als ob du mich täglich fragen würdest, Mikey C zu haben.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

2789.289

Well, if we were going to have Mikey C on, the matchup we've all been dying to see, Mikey C and K-Funk. I sent it to K-Funk.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

285.063

I think Stu froze again, that's what I think.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

2859.472

Receiving yards or receptions.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

2866.479

I was going to say two and a half receiving yards.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

2960.035

I was just going to say, either way, I think I'm winding up with nothing. Yeah. One plus one equals nothing.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

2968.531

If the season ended today... If the season ended today, the Buffalo Bills would be playing host to the Denver Broncos. Wow.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

3024.342

Wie fühlen Sie sich bei den Weihnachtsgames? Es ist lustig, dass du das erwähnen sollst, Billy, weil wenn die Saison heute endet, werden die Houston Texans den Host der Baltimore Ravens spielen. Was eigentlich ein Weihnachtsgames ist. Die Ravens werden das Spiel gewinnen, glaube ich. There's something wrong in Houston this year.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

3041.225

I know they have enough wins to win that division, but that doesn't really matter. There's something off in Houston this year, right? I agree with that.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

3057.458

Well, while you look that up, let's go to the season end of today in the NFC.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

3062.923

I think the Ravens win that game. Although the Ravens always lose that game. Ravens always lose that game in the playoffs. The one that you're like, oh, the Ravens will win that game. No, no, they don't.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

3101.665

Yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

3203.749

Well, if the season ended today, the Rams would be hosting the Packers. A couple of LeFleurs cutting it up.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

3242.462

Say the thing. No.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

395.094

Brock Bowers, thanks for coming out.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

476.473

But I think that came on a sack, which can happen to any quarterback. Yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

549.52

It was so bad. They had one game that they were trying to hype us up for. They're like, all right, but Tennessee, Ohio State, like that's SEC, Big Ten, like you're going to get a good end. No, it was over in the first quarter. It was just so bad. Everybody is just, this is exactly what the playoffs didn't want. This is exactly what the committee didn't want.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

585.508

But don't worry, Boise State and Arizona State are coming to save the day next week. Right, but James Franklin can say now, hey, I'm 1-0 in the postseason.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

656.704

Does one upset save it? Does one good upset save it? Like, is that enough? Anything.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

789.94

Sorry, Indiana. He's got a lot of money there.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

850.322

Ich habe keinen. Wir waren nicht gesponsert.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

920.727

Jonathan Taylor. And it wasn't because he went off in your fantasy playoffs, 200 yards and all that. It was because after last week, when he dropped the ball before crossing the goal line this week, and I always like when people learn from their mistakes and they don't take themselves so seriously.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

936.25

He runs past the end zone, holds the ball with two hands, runs into the tunnel, comes out, his teammates try and take the ball away, and he will not let it go until the referees literally have to put it down to kick the field goal.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

1000.674

That has to be. One of the funniest.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

1004.377

It's like a Polly Pocket.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

1454.007

Mike, the Pope died. Hey, look, man, it's the news. You know, when J.D. Vance kills the Pope, you got to tell someone about it.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

1676.977

Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort, specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

1692.304

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John just recently sent some of their product to those of us in the shipping container, and this is my first time wearing Tommy John underwear. I was really blown away by the comfort, by the stretch that was available within the design, by the texture.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

1711.19

There's a genuine comfort, and I can tell that they put in effort to make sure, specifically in our case with men, that we would feel comfortable. Honestly, Tommy John's changed the game for me. I know it's going to be a good day now when I walk out the door and I've got Tommy John on. No distractions, no adjusting, just all-day confidence.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

1729.516

If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other brands, something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

1768.084

I got his ass. Chris won this one for sure. Not pathetic.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

1947.262

Oh, wow.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

1965.075

A reliever, right? No, the Danks he's talking about is a lefty. John Danks. Who am I thinking of?

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

215.778

Wrestling is basically Broadway for dudes who won't admit that they like theater, right? Because, I mean, we're talking, it's a stage show with a bunch of acting and physical performances and storylines that you know how they're probably going to end up. But if you've never seen that stage production, then you don't know how it's going to go.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

2466.433

Hey, friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

295.038

I'm a smart kid. Post-game presser for Jack Kelly and Newsies.

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Hour 1: Top 5 Athlete Weed Names In Sports History (feat. Pablo Torre)

356.782

You've floated.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent

You're listening to DraftKings Network.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent

120.882

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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent

143.7

Refresh your routine and eat smart with Factor. Learn more at factormeals.com.

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Postgame Show: Lose Your Faculties

26.587

Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?

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Postgame Show: Lose Your Faculties

335.502

Ja, aber ich glaube, das ist das, was College Football ist. Und ich glaube, die Medien und die Fans zusammen kämpfen wirklich darum, diesen Sport in irgendeiner Art und Weise zu beobachten, als sie es früher hatten. Das ist ein Beurteilung auf Oregon. Ich glaube nicht, dass es das ist.

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Postgame Show: Lose Your Faculties

350.033

Wenn man den Kontext bietet, dass es ein straight Game ist, es ist ihre dritte Zeit, in einer anderen Zeitzone in dieser Strecke zu reisen. Es ist ein Konferenz-Roadgame und ein historisch schwieriges Spiel. Es ist schwer zu gewinnen. Es gibt kein dominantes Team im College-Football dieses Jahr. Es gibt eine ganze Reihe, in der fast jeder in dieser Reihe den anderen gewinnen kann.

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Postgame Show: Lose Your Faculties

379.614

Ich denke nicht, dass Miami eine zweite Reihe ist. Ich denke, die erste Reihe hat ungefähr 20 Teams. Ich schaue nach Miami und sehe, wenn du nur eine C-Defense hast, kannst du einen nationalen Titel gewinnen. Ich bin wirklich gespannt auf den College Football Playoff.

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Postgame Show: Lose Your Faculties

393.723

Ich bin gespannt auf diese Indiana-Ohio-State-Matchup, die wir diese Woche haben, weil ich denke, dass jeder nur erinnert sich, dass Ohio State Indiana ihre geplante Verletzung handeln wird. Und ich fühle mich vielleicht ein bisschen anders als das. Ich denke, was mit dem Big 12 passiert ist, ich möchte sicherlich Deion Sanders seinen Kredit geben, weil was er dieses Jahr getan hat.

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Postgame Show: Lose Your Faculties

411.493

Ja, aber es gibt viele Leute, die das tun. Aber er hat Kansas in Kansas. Sie haben es herausgefunden. Jalen Daniels ist wirklich auf die Schwierigkeiten der früheren Seite der Saison geschlagen. Es ist eine große Rattenbrust-Weite. Ich liebe es, wo College Football gerade ist.

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Postgame Show: Lose Your Faculties

55.014

The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.

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Postgame Show: Lose Your Faculties

561.834

Von dem, was ich höre, klingt es so, als würde Colorado Julian Lewis, der zweitgrößte Verteidiger in dieser Klasse, bekommen. Er hat sich letztes Jahr von USC abgemeldet. Colorado fühlt sich wirklich gut an, wo sie sich befinden. Ich würde sagen, mit Miami sind sie genau da, wo sie für diesen Art von Trainer brauchen, wenn es um seinen Anspruch auf Roster-Building geht.

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Postgame Show: Lose Your Faculties

579.047

Ja, man könnte sagen, sie haben Cam Ward bekommen. Wo bleibt das von ihnen? Das ist keine Jordan-Travis-Situation mit der Art, wie sich dieser Head-Coach baut. Deion ist wahrscheinlich ein bisschen anders, weil sein Anspruch auf Highschool-Rekrutierung anders ist. Er geht nicht so oft nach Colorado.

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Postgame Show: Lose Your Faculties

590.558

Aber das gesagt, wie ich gerade gesagt habe, fühlen sie sich wirklich gut daran, einen 5-Star-Quarterback zu bekommen.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

1047.091

But then it zoomed in to get the ass out of the shot.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

1282.349

And Bill, you know, it's happening on Christmas.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

1285.331

Beyonce. Chief Steelers on Netflix. I thought it was Beyonce.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

1330.246

Yeah, I think they're outsourcing the production.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

1334.508

I don't think they do have unlimited resources. They're a company that's not going to just spend an unneeded amount of money on something.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

1352.844

So you think that was 100%? Yes. They were like, let's plan a bit with his ass.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

1471.829

I think the whole rest of it... They lucked into an ass. We lucked into an ass.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

1697.423

Dan, I have a question for you. You grew up during the golden era of boxing. Was the appeal always, let's watch this boxing match because we really want to see one of these guys get smoked in the face?

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

1716.038

Because you didn't like the person? I noticed a lot of people were just hate-watching this thing.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

2289.683

We should do that. That's what the next fight should be. Dan versus every single one of us.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

311.126

Did you see the interception that Peyton Wilson had? The linebacker. That play was insane.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

318.591

It was like a pure takeaway.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

326.616

I don't know. Washington needs to jump or stick an arm up there because he was like sort of in the area and then was like, oh, it's over.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

502.691

You know why Russell Wilson threw that interception in the red zone? Why? Because he could hear everyone today saying the Steelers won that game without scoring a touchdown. And he was desperate to not get three out of that drive. Well, they didn't because he turned it over.

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

516.02

But I could hear the desperation coming out of him that we need to score a touchdown in this game or else people like Mike Schur are going to be online complaining about this is a real football. You can't get 18 points the hard way. It doesn't count. Guess what?

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The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

997.398

I'm not going to lie. I didn't watch any of this. I was watching college football Friday night, and also it was like way too late. But I do need to just ask, why did we see Mike Tyson's ass? Why did that happen?

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Local Hour: Bad Arm Week

1681.244

Don Levitard!

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Local Hour: Bad Arm Week

54.105

Cuervo.

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Local Hour: Bad Arm Week

59.369

Cuervo.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

10.189

God bless football, Billy Gill.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1000.19

Until he does it in the playoffs. We do not forget about college football here. Lucy will join us next.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1107.022

You said you need a hiking stick. I said my calves hurt. And then her calves hurt, you can't park anywhere.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1144.524

She's a ray of sunshine at 7.30 in the morning.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1149.445

Or 4.45 in the afternoon.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1174.576

It's never been discussed. He just started turning the mic on.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1186.403

Yeah, Fuentes, what's the problem here? What's the matter? You haven't objected.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1200.134

He just pushed the mic away. I mean, Jesus, Billy.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1206.019

He was going to get a tattoo there, and he couldn't get his tattoo.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1211.403

All right, hold on a second. Let's get to Mikey A's parking hack here for Lucy. He is so mad at me right now.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1217.809

Wait, are you mad at me? Are you mad at all of us or just Billy? He's not going to talk now.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1228.738

Come on.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1230.579

He's not going to do it. He's ignoring us. He's our producer. What's the parking hack, Mikey A?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1255.633

Still cheaper. I think Mike's right. I think I'd eat the 50 bucks just to park in that spot, though. You know? Yep.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1266.6

You've been to Athens before, though, right? Of course you're expensing that. Yes, of course. You've been to Athens, right?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1427.282

Lucy, you seem to have something on this.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

143.274

Yeah, crazy.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1439.265

Hold on. Really?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1441.786

There was a football tournament and Japan beat the United States?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1454.13

That has to be a bigger upset than the United States beating Russia in hockey in 1980. I mean, yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1465.935

Fuentes, would that make you feel better? A trip to Japan on Dan? Yes, actually, yeah. It would, right? Do I have to go?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1475.459

That's a long trip.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1477.7

A lot of walking, hiking, stick.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1482.241

No, I'd get there quicker. Yeah. Anyway.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

152.773

We'll take the six, which becomes seven with the extra point. There's no way you can lose the game. You can just go to overtime.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1585.211

Miami has Wake Forest this weekend. The game that Canes fans should be worried about is they travel to Syracuse after that. I'm not saying Syracuse is going to beat them. I'm just saying Syracuse can beat Miami at home. That's all this is.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1634.911

If you lose, we'll get to Lucy or Goosey in just a second here, but if you lose to Georgia Tech and then you have a second loss to Syracuse or Wake Forest, you simply don't deserve to be in the college football playoff.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

166.183

I think because of the injuries with J.K. Dobbins, he's on a series of one-year contracts. I don't think anyone's extending him longer than a year. Take all of the touchdowns. Well, he did. He took his touchdown. He got his touchdown. Well, he got two yesterday. Yeah. Steelers-Ravens, that's football, huh? Yeah. I mean, that was amazing. What a day. Steelers, Ravens, Bills, and Chiefs.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1666.805

All right, time for Lucy or Goosey. Are you ready, Lucy?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1671.446

Lucy or Goosey, you'd be shocked if Indiana beats Ohio State.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1734.608

I'm glad you said 10 points. If Ohio State beats Indiana by 10 points or less, Indiana still gets into the playoff.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

18.733

Good decision. You were thinking about it, Mikey. I could tell you were thinking about it. It was a great weekend in the NFL. It really was. Billy has two teams he doesn't trust after this weekend. He's mad at Joe Burrow. Let's start there. Why are you mad at Joe Burrow? What happened?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

186.321

What do you mean? I love an 18-16 game. You don't? All right. No, no.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1880.448

You are oddly concerned about this kid, huh?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1917.632

I agree with you, yes.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1926.98

It went really weird. Huh. Well, I mean, as things tend to go here. Yeah. Sorry. Lucy or Goosey, if you are rooting for Notre Dame to beat Army this weekend, you're not American. Wow.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1948.301

Okay, so she can root for Notre Dame and we'll still consider her to be American.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

1956.707

Yes.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

2004.753

All right, yeah, I don't know about that. Lucy or Goosey, there will be a new head coach at LSU next year.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

201.004

Let's go.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

202.085

I wanted to talk Steelers and Ravens. It was a great game.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

2055.937

Right. $62 million almost, by the way. $61 million, the buyout for Brian Kelly.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

2067.701

You're stuck with him is what you're saying, huh?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

207.148

Oh, okay. Hey, spoiler alert. And by the way, the Chargers. Sims and I said it last week.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

2091.732

All right, a very quick one on the way out. If you're Stanford and you have 40 people in the stands, you cannot storm the field after springing the upset.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

2110.083

Yeah, but 40 of them, I mean.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

2113.906

Okay, all right.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

2116.609

No, you're right. Are you headed to what? Can you call it storming? You can't. Can you call it storming the field with 40? Barely covering the field. Yeah. Drizzling the field.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

2127.379

At that point, you're just sneaking on.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

2131.162

Are we headed to Indiana, Ohio State this weekend, Lucy?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

2156.262

No, they go to the library.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

2157.784

Yeah, they tailgate at the library. Exactly right.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Good Loss

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That's a short drive for you, Mikey. You should join her.

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Yale, I would have come. Yale, I'd have met you. I mean, Harvard's too far. Yale's right down the street from your house. I mean. Yes. I know. All right. All right, Lucy. Enjoy Harvard and Yale. I'll be watching Indiana, Ohio State.

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Have fun, Lucy.

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See you. It is odd that we do the Monday recap show, Billy, and we have two sets, two bits of breaking news. Not massive news, but just some breaking news as we're recording. Yes. Mikey A will deliver the first bit of breaking news here on a Monday. What do you got, Mikey?

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Tommy DeVito will start for the Giants. Oh, boy. That means his agent, George Shemtoff, is back.

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That makes sense. Why play Daniel Jones if, like, yes, he has played his last game as a New York Giant, right? He'll be on the Jets next year, right? He will be on the Jets and be worse next year, yes. Aaron Rodgers is coming back to the Jets next year. I hate to say that. Fuentes, what is your bit of breaking news here?

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Wow.

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That's a Pop-Tart stream.

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I mean, it's not for me to tell the Pop-Tarts what the Pop-Tarts stream is. Exactly right. I love the idea. This Indiana-Ohio State game is so fascinating to me because they just have to stay close. It seems like 10 points is like the line of demarcation. If they lose by less than 10 points, they're fine. If they lose by more than 10 points, they're out.

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And so I'm wondering if they're down seven late in the game, if Cagnetti, the Indiana coach, they're undefeated, they're down seven, they're at Ohio State, and they are driving. But rather than driving for the winning touchdown, what they do is they get into victory formation.

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It's Cignetti, but that's fine. Whatever. Close enough. Coach Siggs, okay? He's new to all of us. Indiana's new to all of us in terms of football. But I do like the idea of, hey, you know what? We're down seven at Ohio State. Why risk it and throw a pick six? We lose by 14. I'll just take a knee. Huh? Then I don't have to play.

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To your point, Billy, you've been saying this for a couple of weeks now. Then you avoid the Big Ten championship game. So you're getting in. You were competitive with Ohio State. You took a victory formation down seven with 48 seconds to go at Columbus, and you're in the playoffs. You don't have to play in the conference championship game. You're in. It's over.

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Yeah.

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It felt like the craziest thing in the world as it was coming out of my mouth. It's not that crazy, I don't think.

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He's starting to like the idea, though.

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He's starting to like the idea. You're down not. Why risk it?

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Right. You try to win. You could lose.

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You're not going to run that way. I would argue when Mike Tomlin is kicking field goals and not scoring touchdowns, he's got you right where he wants you. I mean, okay.

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They lose by 12. Does 12 get you in? I'm fascinated. 11 and a half? 11 and a half? Do you think the committee has a number? Do you think they've discussed a number?

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I know, but do you think the committee... They cover their in. No, but I think the committee is set on like 10 or less. It's got to be a single-digit game for Indiana to get in.

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What if it's like 28-14, they get a garbage touchdown at the end?

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I like it. So cover and you're in. That's it? Cover and you're in. I like that. 12 or less, you're in. How about a push? Does a push get you in? Nah, push goes to the eye test. Yeah.

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You're right. So 11 points or less guarantees you a playoff spot and you don't have to play. Maybe the committee buys the hook.

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I am so fascinated by this game and what's going to happen to, uh, to Indiana. Cause I don't think they're going to win. I think Ohio state's going to win. It's just a matter of, of by how much, um, Mike, how'd you feel about Anthony Richardson, the Jets? It was so Jets. It's not a matter of if they're going to lose. It's a matter of how they're going to lose. I was mad at Shane Steichen.

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That guy is a phony. He's a fraud. He is. Listen, you cannot be the head coach of the Colts. and come out and say Joe Flacco is my quarterback for the remainder of the year, and then two losses and five interceptions later decide, eh, that thing I said two weeks ago, forget about it. I'm going with Anthony Richardson. I'm going back to the guy who had the audacity to say that he was tired.

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I'm going back to him, and then Richardson comes down. He wins the game late for the Colts. The Colts are still in the hot tier for a final wild card spot in the AFC. And so I watched Shane Steichen celebrating with Anthony Richardson, and I was thinking Richardson should have punched him in the face. That's all I was thinking.

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You're assuming I like myself, Billy. Do you? I don't.

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No, but I am Shane Steichen.

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And you're giving that to Steichen.

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All right, we have a Monday night game tonight. The Cowboys and the Texans. Billy is getting his big board bet ready for this evening. He's got three. You got three? Three of them? I have three. Okay, you got three.

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What's the record this year?

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Another 4-2, by the way, on Stu Yagatz. I am on fire in the NFL. College, not so great. NFL? Not so much. I am on fire. I am on fire. That's why I fell asleep at halftime last night. I figured that game was over. I had the Chargers. I was feeling good about it. I am shocked by how upset Billy was today at Joe Burrow because I had no idea the game got that close.

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Burrow's having a season. Mikey, can you look up the stats on Joe Burrow? I think it's like 29 touchdowns and four interceptions.

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And if I told you that before the season, Burrow, 29 and four, you guys would tell me that the Bengals are like the one seed in the AFC.

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I mean, that's fair. He does have 20, I think 20 touchdown passes, nine interceptions, five in one game. Burrow has 27 and four golf is going to be in the MVP conversation. I don't know if a win it, but he's certainly going to be, he's not going to win it.

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Josh Allen. I mean, I think Josh Allen probably won it with that run yesterday.

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Yeah, I mean, he was better than a game manager last night. First half, he was really good. Jim Horbaugh's a good coach.

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Yeah, he's a good coach. Everywhere he goes, that team gets better instantly.

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Rooting against points to be scored.

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Well, when you take the under, by definition, you are rooting for points not to be scored. That's okay. I'm fine with that.

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All this would suggest that Billy likes the Texans tonight. I mean, just, I don't know.

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No, I know, but if you're taking the under and Cooper going under, you're thinking like Texans are going to win this thing like 21-3 or something like that.

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Cowboys supposed to be better. Texans, honestly, supposed to be better. So yeah, we'll see. Texans sitting at six and four. The Texans need the game. So I like the Texans tonight.

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Yeah, it's a good idea. The other team's never safe. Banking field goals. Great. I mean, perhaps the Jets would have won more games if that was an actual rule. We banked a lot of field goals.

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yards at the end of the game where we're just trying to kind of end the game you're saying take him out of the game because the game's a blowout possibly right but i'm i'm i'm betting on that he'll still be in there and he'll get a lot of garbage time yards just trying to kind of end the game i like a i like a nico collins anytime touchdown yeah yeah he's back is it he is back i am uh checking out because uh the bengals i think they're one of the worst rushing teams in the nfl joe mixon was important

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Chase Brown looked pretty good. He was, yeah. Okay, but in terms of team stats, the Bengals are near the bottom in rushing.

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Towards the top. I'm just saying Joe Mixon, one of those guys. Who knew? Pretty important.

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The Bengals didn't. Yeah. And that's the problem. Think about this. Joe Burrow has 27 touchdowns and four interceptions. That's a season for the ages. Like, if he continues, he's going to have 40-plus touchdowns and less than 10 interceptions, and his team is not going to make the playoffs.

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I would say it's the greatest season by a quarterback. I'm guessing it will be the greatest season by a quarterback who didn't make the playoffs. I don't want to be mean.

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By the way, it was our fourth kicker in four weeks. No, I'm saying your zero line terribly.

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Yeah. No, he was the best.

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I mean, that's the problem with the Baltimore Ravens is that you just don't trust them against that particular team, the Steelers, because they haven't been good. Lamar has not been good against the Steelers. And you don't trust them in the postseason in a big spot. I don't understand. They have such a great offense.

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I mean, the Steelers have a good defense, but still. I don't know. It's a great question. I do not know. Lamar Jackson is not the same quarterback against the Steelers and against some of the better teams than he is against everyone else. And there are numbers to back that up.

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By the way, according, this is on Twitter, at NFL on CBS, the Steelers record in a game in which they have scored no touchdowns this season, they're 2-0. Yeah. He's got you right where he wants you. I'm telling you. 2-0. Mike, do you have a theory on what happens to Lamar Jackson when he plays against the Steelers?

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And in some of these bigger games like last year, AFC championship game at home, it was sitting there for the taking and he loses the Kansas City.

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Yeah. That's got to be infuriating for John Horbaugh. He's got the MVP. He's got the best quarterback in the NFL. He's got a good team. There are times when people said, myself included, by the way, Ravens best team in the NFL, and Tomlin is strolling out there with Russell Wilson and Justin Fields late in the game and beating Lamar Jackson.

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Yes. Yeah. No question about it. In the postgame presser, someone asked Mike Tomlin what his reaction would have been pregame if he'd been told they would beat the Ravens without scoring a touchdown. He shrugged and spit at him. Sort of.

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He's not wrong, right? He's not wrong at all. Mikey, do you have any winners or losers here? We need the music back because I have a winner and a loser. Wow. Yeah.

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Wait for the music.

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He was good yesterday. He had seven catches, 81 yards, and a touchdown.

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I understand that, but the Dolphins will take that compared to what he's given them in the last four or five weeks, which is nothing.

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Jonu Smith, eight catches, 101 yards, two touchdowns. Yeah, career day for him. Yeah.

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Yeah. For me, Tua was one of my winners. How about that?

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Wow. Free music. I mean.

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Say it again with the music. Just now say it.

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Tua was a winner for me just because that Dolphin offense and that Dolphin team is so much better when Tua is healthy. I mean, three touchdowns, no interceptions. He has played great since he's come back.

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They didn't have a single punt. They didn't punt once the entire game. Yeah.

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If he doesn't have to punt.

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Should the punters be on the payroll? What do you do? I mean. Exactly. Should a punter count against your cap? That's what I'm saying.

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I would say Bo Nix. I would say Bo Nix, Drake May, the thought of Michael Penix are all ahead of Caleb Williams. I mean, Jaden Daniels is falling, though. I will tell you that.

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Did he?

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What'd he do?

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A little garbage time stuff. I mean, nothing big. But how'd he look in the uniform? Because that's important. I mean, he looks great in the uniform.

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All right. Well, then he's had a better season than Caleb. I mean. 204, 24 yards. Really?

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Bad loss for the Bills? I mean, bad win for the Bills, excuse me?

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Well, because they're 4-1 against them in the regular season. They never beat them in the postseason. The Bills were acting like they won a Super Bowl yesterday. They did not. They won a regular season game. That still doesn't give them home field advantage.

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Great loss by the Chiefs, yes. Yes, that's the loss that will ultimately make the Chiefs win.

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It was 24-6 at halftime. I was thinking the same thing. I actually went to bed. Did you? Yes.

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So you guys have Spags telling his defense to let Josh Allen score in that spot.

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And you and the cats are married together in this relationship because of Valerie. But in reality, you guys are all in this together and you're a cat family. Whether you wanted it or not, this is where we are. So I feel like maybe the way that we overcome this is that you have some you time with the cats and then you guys can strengthen and form your own bonds.

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I'm trying to help here. Not helpful. You have to want to open up if we want to move on.

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Is your cat's name Gray Bag of Dust? I'm starting to piece together what's going on here. You call one the orange one, and then you call the other one the old gray lady and the gray bag of vacuum dust.

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I understand the gray bag of vacuum dust, if I followed correctly earlier. I think what's going on here is you're refusing to give them names. It's very simple. You have a male orange cat, Garfield. Garfield. You have a gray, you know, old cat. We'll figure out a name for that one. But, like, if you give them names and you make them feel more than, then that improves the relationship.

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I thought it would be a little easier. Footfoot's a good name. Don't feel bad about that.

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Don Levitard. We didn't get to your guys' against the spread. You're right, you're right, you're right.

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You need an Ian in your life.

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Defense wins championships, baby. That's show business.

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Anyway, so the bag of vacuum dust.

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This sounds unhealthy.

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Are we past it now?

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Let me see your cat's vagina.

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Yeah.

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You throw something at him just to get him riled up. You know what I mean? Like you say something, I know this is something that Stephen A is going to really not like. And you say that just to see if you can get him going.

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Yeah, of course. Why not?

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Yeah, I do.

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Ah, we've been flying high together. You know what they say? Ducks fly together. And we have been hot when we have been picking the Ducks 4-0, I believe, this season on Ducks games. It's always a one-and-a-half goal spread there. And the Ducks aren't always winning, but they're always covering. But, friends, I hate to disappoint you. Tonight, I'm not taking the Ducks.

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Wait, the driver of the day isn't the winner of the race?

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No, but it's okay.

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So Baby Lando won.

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The Ducks aren't playing tonight. Instead, I'm going to switch things up a bit. Guys, I don't know if you heard. MLB starts tomorrow.

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These are games that everybody marks down on their calendar. They say, I can't wait for these games. The season's officially starting and everyone's excited about these games. Everybody cares. They count. That's what we've been saying around here all day long. So, Dodgers are at the Cubs in Tokyo. But they're still the road team. Yamamoto is taking on Imanaga.

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But I think the story of the day should be no surprise to anyone. Shohei Otani. That guy, guys, is a rock star. Yeah. In Japan. I don't know if you caught on to this.

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Well, you saw what was going on this past weekend. So they had some games. They had, you know, the Dodgers were playing a team there, and the Cubs were playing a team there, and they had split it up. It was kind of like a doubleheader situation. They couldn't get the fans out because Shohei was playing in the first game. They said, guys, you got to skedaddle. Get out of here. The second game.

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You don't have tickets for these games. Couldn't clear out the stadiums. People love Shohei Otani over there in Japan. So for that reason, for that reason, I'm going to take the Dodgers. One and a half tomorrow against the Cubs at Chicago at Tokyo.

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Shut the front door.

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I believe women can be assholes. You all have one. Thank you, Roy. That's excellent.

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Wait, can I ask you a question about your cat before you transition real quick? You said you inherited them. Is it like if you're a stepdaddy, do you then adopt the cats also so that you're the cat's daddy? Or no? Like real kids? Can you adopt a cat that's already been adopted? What are you asking me? You know when you get married and you have stepchildren, right?

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Sometimes the step-parent will adopt the children.

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Did she have the cats before you were around?

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Is it our cat now? He's trying to call you a cat daddy.

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But you haven't done the formality of adopting them.

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Well, they can be. That's why you go adopt them.

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Yeah, geez, that's sad.

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No, but like if you become a stepdad, those children obviously were there before you go in and you marry the person and you become the stepdaddy. So I'm just wondering if that's a thing that can happen when you marry someone that has pets that you then view. Do you view them as your kitties?

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But the way you're saying it, it sounds like... You don't love them enough. Yeah, like they feel lesser than.

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That's good.

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Why do you have a limit to your love? Why can't you love the cats more?

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Also, like, counterpoint, I would say, just based on the story you told us, like, you've never called the gray cat an asshole. So, like, that could, like, you could be... Capable of more love. You're calling yourself Mr. Limited. I say we go to Mr. Unlimited here in terms of like the love that you can give the cats.

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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish

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But also when you reach the level of love, you also can reach that level of hate that you probably can't reach with the cats also where you couldn't bring yourself to calling the cat an asshole because you don't seem to have that passion one way or another towards the cat.

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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish

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But they also both adopted those animals together, like while they were a unit with their significant others. So it's not like Jessica's coming in and Lee had Willow beforehand.

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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish

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You need to be the bigger person here, Dan. I mean, you're the only person in this equation with the cat, but you need to be the bigger person and say, you know what, I'm going to love you unconditionally whether you love me or not.

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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish

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Really?

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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish

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I think that you might need to have cat dates, you know what I mean? To kind of establish your relationship with the cats independent of your wife's relationship with the cats. Because it seems like that's really what's going on here. Wow. There's the relationship that Valerie has with the cats and there's a relationship Valerie has with you.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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They just drove, like, last week or two weeks ago, this giant ship, like, that they were intentionally sinking to make a giant artificial reef, like, off the coast of something. Yeah, it drove by it right down the east coast. Massive. Do you think fish get in there?

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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Yes.

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I think what could have happened yesterday for Jason also is that... Well, was Jason here or not? Because there was pizza here. And Jason loves pizza because he does that weird pizza thing where he spins it into a taco. And then he eats it as a round thing.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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Correct. I'm having a good time. Pulled by in there.

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Don Levitard. I'm just here to say one thing. The Knicks are back. Stugatz. Tavis Halliburton, six points, fraud. Everybody was like, yo, he's better than Jalen Brunson. The Knicks should have drafted him.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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And I got to say, it is so dead on. I don't understand. How did you do this on purpose? How do you have the Batman logo on your face?

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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Vibes are fine with the Panthers. In Pantherland, we're doing great, Dan.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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We just make fun of people too much around here. Why can't we applaud when someone's successful?

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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Aaron Eckblad of the day, doing the right thing.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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Could you theoretically schedule it so you only lose one guy on a line at a time with performance enhancing drug suspensions? So like you get like a system going where like, okay, Ekblad's going to be out 20. And then when he comes back, hopefully we don't get caught. But if we get caught, this other guy will be out 20. But Ekblad will be back and he'll be juicing again and we'll be fine.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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And just kind of like start scheduling the cycles possibly. You never want any of your guys to get caught. But if they do, you make sure they're getting caught at different times.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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I think the simple answer is if you're a fan of the team, when your player gets caught cheating, it's like, oh my God, why did this happen? And how did this happen the first time he ever tried to cheat? That's so weird. And then if you're not a fan of the team... Always dirty, rotten cheaters and everyone else is cheating.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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Real Panthers fans like me and Mike and Roy and Chris, we kind of look at it like, did Marshawn come down and is he a bad influence on Ekblad? Because all of a sudden these things just started happening once he got there. And it also makes you wonder, we did things the right way the last couple seasons. We overtook the Tampa Bay Lightning. We overtook the Bruins. We beat McOverrated.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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We did all of that stuff the right, clean way. Why did Aaron have to do this now? Like, is it just to show off for his buddy Brad? Like, what's going on here? You don't know? And it kind of makes it a sad story because, again, all of this happened clean, legitimately on the up and up, and it didn't need to happen this way.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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Here's the thing that I'm thinking, just knowing the character of Aaron Eckblad and how he's a good boy and how, again, we did this the right way. I think what happened is maybe this Brad came down here, bad boy Brad, and he wanted to impress bad boy Brad. So he did the steroids, and then he felt so guilty about it that he self-reported to the NHL. And he said, you know what?

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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I did a thing, Commissioner Bettman. I'd like to come clean and I'd like to... I'm not going to contest this at all. I'm just going to serve my suspension. And that's where we're at right now. And you know what? I think we should all commend Aaron Eckblad for doing... For doing the right thing. Thank you, Aaron, for coming clean after you did the wrong thing. Self-reporting. Self-reporting.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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And stopping the suspension because you were peer pressured by Brad Marsham.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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Plus, they had the misfortune of winning the Biden Cup, which we know historically in hockey is a curse when you have that cup. You never go on to win the Stanley Cup. That's not the cup you want.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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And then if something bad happens, like, why did they have to do it? We've done things the right way.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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Why are they sitting in a lake? They're not sitting in a lake. They're just in front of the lake, Billy.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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What if we do this, maybe for one tournament next year, just because there's a new Happy Gilmore coming out. Instead of a playoff at a putt-putt, you have one natural disaster hole, right? Where you have a regular hole, and then you have a collapsible set that just falls all over the green. And then you need to figure out how you play it a la Happy Gilmore.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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I'm trying to help out Dan. I'm seeing Dan, and Dan's out there, and he's looking for a lifeline, and I'm tossing them to him all day.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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I just said a guy pooped on the green. That didn't happen either.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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Well, metaphorically, I'm throwing anchors. I didn't do that either. Metaphorically, you're pooping.

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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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There's a lot of animals that live off of eating poop.

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You just need to know which poop to eat.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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Granny, whatever his name is. 35% granny shooter.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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Agreed. And his overall season percentage is lower than 35. He did 30% regular style, and then when he switched to granny, he shot 35%. So his season total, I believe, is somewhere in the middle there. But if you break them down just by the types of shots, yes, it's 35% granny, 30% regular. It's unbelievably bad both ways.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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Shadow Show.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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He's ready for baseball, wearing a cup shirt.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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Rory took a one-shot lead on the first playoff hole, and on the second playoff hole, Spahn, who's down a stroke, just hit it in the water. So it's looking good for Rory here to win this.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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Oh, that Alan Green, man.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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Okay. Yamamoto will start for the Dodgers, game one.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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The fake Greg Cody. They were really funny.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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I'm skeptical of their love? You're just like, she's not going to stay with him. You just said that. Yeah, I'm just saying.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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There's at least three or four other good ones. I'm kidding.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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Let's not forget, we've played videos for years of him jumping off boats. This guy's always liked a good time. He really has.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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I think friends, it's normal. When you're just talking about random people you don't know, sometimes just the last name's a little odd.

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It was really fun. I don't have anything to talk about today.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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Yeah, that's the tricky part.

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Last night, great time.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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He's at home, I think. One of those you-know-if-you-see-him type guys, probably. So is he a booster? Can I get some money from him for NIL? You could.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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We do get some free golf today. That I'm excited about. The players.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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Never.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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I get sick of anything, dude. Yes. Never.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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During this interview, we're going to save the Coach L clip for the break because it's a long five minute clip. So we're not going to play the food one right now.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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It was odd, but delightful. They were very helpful. Great info.

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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***

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Let's go to them now. They're actually here.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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I had the same impression as Chris, but I was thinking he would make Brett Favre lie down and then get back up and be unsacked from Strahan.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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I think I feel uncomfortable by the whole video, right? I don't like Brett Favre as a person. This record happened way before I was born and Strahan broke it when I was, I don't know, 10. So I don't have any connection with it. So just watching it, both of them are sad and unhappy and it just makes me uncomfortable.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

1462.518

I feel bad. Yeah. Now I feel bad. Yeah, it's rough. But I also, I don't know. Yeah.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Jess. You broke the record.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Lucy, you can't break character like that. You can't sneeze because... No, I was giggling at what Billy said.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

1486.859

Also, just so you know, this is an audio medium, too, so that wasn't very helpful for our listeners. Play another Christmas song.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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You know who normally gets people on the same page? Coaches.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Yay! You're not dead.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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I'm not good at birthdays. The bucks are eight and six, by the way. Oh, I'm sorry.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Okay.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Oh, boy.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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What are we going to do without TikTok, Dan? I'm screwed.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Stu Gatz.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Now you know.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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I read a memoir by a former Notre Dame president, Father Hesburgh, that was written in 1991, where he wrote that, hey, by the way, everyone already has all of our data. This was in the 90s. They were like, the ship sailed on privacy. He wrote that in the 90s.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Because I read a book.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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I don't know him personally.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Do you know anybody at Texas?

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Because the last four years have aged me 70 years. I'm running this goddamn company.

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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Yes.

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do

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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!

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Tyreek Hill? Might be washed. What? No! What? He didn't say it. Maybe they needed to treat him at the deadline and get anything you possibly can for him, because he is not looking good right now. Billy. What? Billy. It's not Billy.

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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!

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I didn't say that. I said happy birthday.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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One is the fact that he's injured. Two is that the Chiefs play, I believe, three games in 13 days. So they had yesterday. They have. And here is one of my final winners and losers of this week presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Winner. Us. Because you know what happens this weekend? What? The return of Saturday games. Oh, my favorite.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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We have some good ones. We have Texans and Chiefs and we have Steelers and Ravens. Yes. In our Saturday games this weekend. Now. The Chiefs will likely be, I would think, without Patrick Mahomes as a result of the injury. They have three games in 13 days. They had yesterday's game, they have Saturday's game, and then they have a Christmas Wednesday game. Right.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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So we have a situation where Chiefs could drop two straight games and lose a bye if Patrick Mahomes doesn't get healthy quick because you have Carson Wentz who's going to come in here and... They won by 14 points, but it wasn't like a super impressive victory.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Yeah, but the Browns turned the ball over like six times. Well, that's what Jameis does. You can't plan for that.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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They could do it in the next two weeks. They could lose those two games in like the next 10 days. I mean, the Texans were not that impressive. Yeah.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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That's Carson Wentz, though. I know, but. Texans didn't look good yesterday. They did not.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Yeah, Spaggs. Spaggs. Spaggs has had a bit of a roller coaster year this year, huh? He's the MVP. Oh, okay. It's definitely not, but okay. If you want to say that, okay.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Oh, it's the most magical time of year again. Criss, cold, winter air. The big games are on. Friends and family gather round. What could make this better? I'll tell you what. Hold one in my hand. A Miller Lite. From family gatherings to holiday parties with friends, this season is for enjoying time with the most important people in your life.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Make the holidays even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Can't wait to get a fire started. Enjoy a Yule log and fire pit with me. my loved ones. Oh, it's a little warm and toasty. I need to cool down. What should I drink? Oh, I know. A nice cold Miller Lite. No games, no gimmicks, just a great beer for people who like beer.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Miller Lite's brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers with simple ingredients like malted barley for rich, balanced toffee-noded flavors and that iconic golden color. Making memories at year-end gatherings tastes like Miller time. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Fewer calories and carbs than premium regular beer. But guess who's here? Who? Lucy. She's right next to you.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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I mean. Well, I wasn't sure. Yeah. And I also didn't know if the audience would see her or not. Even though we said Lucy's going to be here. Hey, Lucy, there's one college game. Why are you here?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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No, there's lots of college news to get to. There was only one college game. It was our national championship. We've said many times, thank you for your service to the Army and the Navy, even though the Navy. What a disservice they did to the Army. The Army's having such a good year. You could argue they should be in the playoff, and then the Navy said, nope, not on our watch.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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It's not their fault.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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You say NFL, you're going to have Wednesday in a couple weeks. Yeah, you have all the days.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Yeah, from the NBA. Why do you need Saturday from us? Even though a segment ago I was praising that Saturday NFL games are back. I'm really excited about that. Disagree. But, hey.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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I mean, we can't have it all. I'll be watching it all. Look, sharing is caring. I'm perfectly fine with us having it all on that same day. Like, don't look at me. This is a Lucy problem. Not to point fingers, but... It's a Lucy situation. By the way, the college football playoff starts on Friday.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Which you're stealing from high school football if we're going to really be pointing fingers here, Lucy. Thank you for the talent, high school. We're all watching high school football on ESPN Plus or wherever it is.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Oh, how dare you, sir.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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I'll have you know, Stugatz, that everyone still very much cares about the Bulls, which is why Marshall pulled out of the Bulls, because half of their team transferred out of the school. And then Army, who's playing in the Independence Bowl, because obviously Army's playing in the Independence Bowl. Where else would they be playing? They wouldn't have had a bowl game.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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But hey, 5-7 Louisiana Tech fills in. So boom, Independence Bowl is back on. That's crazy that Marshall's, like, entire team transferred. Like, we don't have a team. We can't play this game.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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too difficult for coaches and players well that's the thing the wind changing the window till after the bowl season seems like it makes the most sense because you're in a situation where a lot of the teams that weren't eligible which louisiana tech was not they were five and seven they are already off campus they've left they're not practicing anymore so there was a situation where there was a question as to whether or not they were going to even find a team to play army they may have had to cancel that bowl it seems like you got to change the window so that half your teams are not gone or players aren't gone from half your teams

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Can I ask you a question before we get to previewing the playoffs this weekend, which I kind of did already? The Heisman happened on Saturday.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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We're not talking about it. And there seemed to be somewhat of outrage with Travis Hunter winning over Ashton Genting.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Listen. What happened with the girlfriend? I don't want to get involved in that situation. But that, look, on the record, I love love. I've stated before, I love love. You're on the record. On the record. Okay. I love love. Right. However, I've had now a number of incidents where it seems as though this might not work out.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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I will comment on it. On the front end, I love love. Just say that, and then you should be fine.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Yeah, we need to get Lucy on the record of how she feels about love. Right, I think love is overrated. You love love. I love love. You think it's overrated? Yes.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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So love's not for you.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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Love is dead.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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All right, good. It's overrated. A wide spectrum of love here. I don't know why I'm writing this down, but I'm going to put where we all are on the spectrum here. I love it. I love here. And then Stugatz thinks it's overrated. And then Lucy says it's dead. So Lucy's is probably, I guess, even further overrated.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love

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No one gives a thumbs up. I didn't give a smile.

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Yeah. All right. So if I'm going to be honest with you, I just say I love love. So then I can say negative things about love. Love's fine. So we'll put Mikey loves love the most. Do you love love or is love fine? I mean, those are two very different things. Well, you say it's overrated. I do. He says it's dead, which is very sad. Anyways, let's do guts. You don't know about the situation.

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There's been a number of incidents between Travis Hunter and his girlfriend.

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Yeah, they don't seem to be on the same page.

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A couple weeks ago, he was celebrating a big win, and she seemed upset with the fact that he was celebrating the win. I think cheerleaders may have been involved, but I'm not 100% sure on that situation.

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And so...

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Yes, it's his moment, not yours. It's a little, yeah. It's concerning, and again, I love love, even though a minute ago I told you I was like, I don't, but I love love. Well, love is fine, I thought. Love is blind. I'm also a little like, I don't know. I don't know. Kids, I hope this one works out for the two of you, but I'm also... I'm starting to see a little bit of red flags here.

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Not to point any fingers. I'm not going to blame anyone in this relationship. I don't know if it's him. I don't know if it's her. I don't know who it is. We're not aligned here, it would seem.

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Yeah, congrats on the Heisman.

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Do you think that Ohio State losing in the first round is the only way they'd get rid of Ryan Day?

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I meant more so like if they win this game and then they get wrecked by Oregon or they just lose a close game to Oregon.

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Did you see Bill Belichick has a buyout that could – it's like – It's a million dollars.

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Could you imagine? So he comes in, he raises $75 million. An NFL team is like, you know what? We need Bill. And then he leaves. Million dollar buyout, but he raised $75 million for a school he never coaches for.

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He leaves it to his son, though, I mean.

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Wait, hold on. Should his son get the team if he never coaches a game? Because I feel like no.

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If he coaches for five years.

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How about, like, I know this isn't college, but you see the rumors that Bill Belichick was poking around the Jets? Yeah.

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No, absolutely not. Oh, shut up, Mikey. No. You would have. You 100% would have. We don't need Bill Belichick. What, you want him to re-sign Kyle Ubrich? Get out of here, Jeff Ubrich, whatever his name is. I want a young coach. I do. Why do you call him Kyle?

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We also had our national championship on Saturday. We're going to get to Lucy. She's in the studio today. We're going to get to Lucy shortly for a national championship. Spoiler alert, a bit of a surprise in the national championship. Yeah. A little surprising, the results there. It was. A little bit. Yeah. But really, we all won, if we're going to be honest with you. Both teams win.

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When you were at Happy Valley, it was the Ohio State game, I believe, they were pissed off because they were playing at noon. This is a noon schedule.

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They deserve night games. However, in this Saturday slate, they deserve the new kickoff.

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Oh, it's cute. SMU is in.

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Everyone wins. Yes. Stugatz, I think this is a good time to remind you that Godless Football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. I have a lot of things to get to today. Really? If you want them, yes. I have winners and losers presented by Smirnoff. I have my Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by Bookie.

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Yeah.

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Which one would you like to play first, Billy? I think, so we did some NFL the first segment. We did a lot of college the last segment. But there's a lot of NFL we haven't gotten to yet. So I feel like it's a good time to play We Good. Let's do it. All right. So first, We Good here. And you guys may disagree with some of these. Okay. Jets beat the Jaguars 32-25. We Good? I'm not good. No.

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You want to talk about this game.

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Devontae Adams looked great. Second half, he looked great. First half.

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Okay. Let's refresh the rules of We Good. So the rules of We Good are how do you feel? The rules of We Good are basically like, eh, we just skip over this game. Not a big game. Not really an important game. I had an opinion. I'm sorry. Okay, so we weren't good on that one, Jets. Well, if we're not good, then we have to give our opinion. Well, what's your opinion, Mikey?

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I like that they won. So not at all what Stugatz said. It can't kind of be what he said and then the opposite.

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We good? I'm good. Mikey? We good. All right, here's the one thing that I will say. We good, but here's the one thing that I'll say. This is the last of my winners and losers presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Loser, and it's a two-part loser. Wow. Two different games. Really? Losers. Jordan Battle and Jonathan Taylor.

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Both players somehow dropped the ball before they entered the end zone, and those TDs turned into touchbacks. Two times, one day. Not sure how it happened. Bengals 37, Titans 27. We good. We good. That's it for that game.

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Ravens 35, Giants 14. We good? I'm good. Mike, are you good? Yeah, that game. Tommy DeVito concussion. Lamar Jackson had an incredible game. 290 yards, five touchdowns. Lost a fumble. Derek Henry didn't. Weird. Dude, Derek Henry. We good. We good. We good. We good. Patriots 17, Cardinals 30.

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Kyler Murray checked out for a concussion for a little head injury, I should say, because he returned to the game. So it wasn't a concussion. We good? I'm good. Mikey? Yeah, I'm good. All right. Look at that. We're flying by. Sometimes there's a fight put up in some of these games. I'm good with that. Yeah, I'm good. Buccaneers 40, Chargers 17. We good? I love Baker Mayfield. Baker.

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And there's two games today, so you know what that means. What? We got a bonus board. Really? Yeah. No way. Two boards?

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Baker's a fun watch, but also probably not good enough to win you anything substantial.

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I mean... That's going to travel. I'm not good there. Really? I'm not good. Okay.

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I mean... Not in the playoffs. What are you not good about?

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Major implications. Things moved.

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Yeah, I mean... An anomaly. Don't worry about that situation. Do it in the playoffs. You're right. Broncos 31, Colts 13. We good? That was a big game for AFC playoff implications. Those were both big games. Yeah, but here's the thing. I'm not trying to get rid of them, but we're, you know, what? 40 minutes into the show, we haven't even addressed them yet. So we good?

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Wow. I'm not going to tell you how many bets. Two boards today. What's going on? We have my winners and losers, as you said. Yes. Mikey wants to play an edition of If the Season Ended Today. Wow. And we also have another quick edition of We Good. Huh.

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I mean, was it that important? It was important. It was. But we good? I'm not good. Really?

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He had three interceptions yesterday.

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If Anthony Richardson was not quarterbacking the Colts, I don't think the Broncos would have won the game. Fair or unfair? Did you see that trick play that didn't trick anyone?

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Yeah, it counts as a fumble.

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Yeah, it counts as a fumble instead of an interception because it was a backwards pass. That was, I mean, what are we doing? I don't know. What are we doing? I don't know what we're doing. It's just whatever. But Denver is sitting at, what, 9-5? I mean. Denver's sitting pretty.

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Yesterday's Chargers loss, honestly, made the AFC playoff picture more interesting and the fact that the Bengals are still kind of hanging in there.

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Yeah.

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Even though they're not really. But they kind of are. Why are you saying it like that? Because they're not. That's how you say it.

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Kind of. I get it.

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Kind of are. Hey, Cowboys 30, Panthers 14. We good? Yeah. We're good. Yep, we're good. We're good. Yep, we're good. I'm surprised that the Cowboys actually blew out the Panthers.

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Yeah, and then they did the Panthers thing. We're good. Commanders 20, Saints 19. This is a fun game that we haven't talked about yet, so we good? Because I'm going to say no, we're not good.

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It's not that I want to talk about it. It's I feel like there's things to talk about in this game that we haven't talked about yet, which is interesting. So you have the end of the game, which was completely crazy, where the Saints are driving. They then stop the ball. They get down to like the two yard line.

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and have no timeouts, and the clock should have expired until the referee, for some reason, stopped the clock. And then they're like, wait a minute, we weren't supposed to stop the clock. So then they restart the clock, and in the time, the Saints then clock the ball, and then they have one last play. They end up going and scoring a touchdown on that play.

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And had they kicked the extra point, it would have tied the game and sent it to overtime. But no, no, no. The Saints said, we're going for the win here. When you have Spencer Radler on your team, you go for the win. Yes. Yes. You go for the jugular.

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I do. And then they lost, which is fine. It's a good loss, though, Billy. Was it? It was, yeah. Well, then after the game, the NFL came out and said, you know what? The referees, they shouldn't have stopped that clock, which is fine. But they could have cost the commanders a game there in that mistake, and they're just like, oh, whoopsie-daisy, never mind. Right. Just our bad. Keep it moving.

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Kind of mistake. No harm, no foul. No harm, no foul, but it could have been harm and foul. I mean, it could have, but it wasn't. It could have been. Terry McLaurin.

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Yes. Maybe, perhaps. Right. That stoppage of that clock was so weird. Also, the commanders. Yes. Not sure? I might be putting them on fraud alert. Really? Fraud alert? I didn't say it. I didn't know. You said it. I heard it. I heard it. I repeated it. I said I might be putting them on fraud alert. Also, Texans 20, Dolphins 12. We good. We don't need to talk about that one.

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When we come back, Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by, and if the season ends today, no one's talking about the Dolphins or the Texans today. We're not going to do that. Goodbye.

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Well, here's the thing, right? There was a big game yesterday. There's arguably two big games yesterday that everybody was really excited about. One delivered. One was fine. This is what I'm thinking I'm going to do with winners and losers today. I'm thinking winners and losers. We're going to weave in and out because I want to share my winners and losers as we're talking about the games.

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I like that, Stu Gatz. I'm going to tell you right now, though, real quick before we get started. Billy's Big Board Bets is brought to you by... The comedy series Bookie from Chuck Lorre and Nick Buckeye starring Sebastian Maniscalco. Season one is streaming now on Max. Also, season two is out now on Max. Wow. Check it out. Slow down. There's a lot going on here. And here's the thing.

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I'm 41 and 17 on Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by Bookie. And you'd think I'd be swaggering around. Not the case at all. And I told you I'm not feeling good today. I have... I have a situation where I have two games to choose from. I don't love the games. You're going to see why I don't love them.

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One of the games, I couldn't make a decision on three, so I have four picks, which has never happened before. It seems like I'm going to have seven picks today. I'm just going to get you started right now. Here we go. I'm going to start with the second game. Bijan Robinson, over 17 and a half carries. He's done it two weeks in a row and five out of the last seven. Over 17 and a half carries.

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All right, my next one. Wow. Sincere McCormick, longest rush, over 14 and a half yards. He's done this three games in a row. 29 yards, 17 yards, and 19 yards. He is the starting running back for the Raiders. All right. Sincere McCormick. Sincere? Yeah, over 14 and a half yards. Huh. Yeah. Odd name. Yeah, this is weird. We're starting with my bonus board. Yes.

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Yeah, that's why there's eight Bs on this one, bonus board. I see that.

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All right. My next one here. And this is one that I'm not feeling proud of in any way whatsoever. Yeah. Under seven and a half punts. In the second game. Under 7.5 punts. Really? This is why I have under 7.5 punts. I mean, it's Falcons-Raiders. The Falcons averaged 2.8 punts per game, which is 32nd in the NFL. The Raiders averaged 3.8 punts per game, which is 16th in the NFL.

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Neither of these teams like to punt. Okay.

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That's kind of the thing. Not great teams, but I'm going under seven and a half. And this is why, now you're seeing, I don't feel great about these picks when I'm resulting to, let me look up team punting stats.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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And I very easily could have just— What's your record? 41 and 17.

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Well, I have seven picks because in my first game, I had four, and I was on the fence. I didn't know which three I wanted, and I had four. So I very easily could have just done four for one game and two for the other. But I said, no, we'll do three, even though now I'm going to do four. But we do three. We're going to stick to three. So that's why I'm doing team punting stats. All right.

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So prepare your next bet here. I have the next one. Oh, wow. Okay, go ahead. Mikey, stand by. Hold on a sec. Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by, and I also heard that you were criticizing the size of the board, so I got a big board. Yes! All right, so this one is Jordan Addison over three and a half receptions.

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Because if I just go right off the bat to winners and losers right away, we're just going to be all over the place. We're not going to have any flow. We're not going to do anything. So I feel like the game that we should be talking about is Bill's Lions, correct? Yes. That was the game yesterday.

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He has done this three weeks in a row, and he had eight receptions for 162 yards in their last game against the Bears on November 24th. Yep, he's good.

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All right, ready? I'm giving you the last three together because we're running out of time here. I'm going to go with Caleb Williams, over 219.5 yards. He didn't do it last week, but he's done it three out of the last four weeks. And he had 340 passing yards versus the Vikings on November 24th. A lot of these stats are based on that matchup, November 24th.

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Sam Darnold, over one and a half touchdowns. Sam Darnold, over one and a half touchdowns. Hasn't done it since. He's done that four weeks in a row, and he had five TDs last week. And... Swift under 52 and a half rushing yards. He hasn't done it since November 17th versus Green Bay a month ago. He hasn't had over 52 and a half rushing yards.

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And in the game against the Vikings on November 24th, he had 30 rushing yards. So I'm going to go under on rushing yards. All right. Those are the BBBs for a seven of them. Not super confident.

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I had three in the second game. One of them is team punting. It's just a whole thing. Right. Football. Man. Such a burden. Season's exhausting, huh? God bless it.

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Oh, it's the most magical time of year again. Criss, cold, winter air. The big games are on. Friends and family gather round. What could make this better? I'll tell you what. Hold one in my hand. A Miller Lite. From family gatherings to holiday parties with friends, this season is for enjoying time with the most important people in your life.

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Make the holidays even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Can't wait to get a fire started. Enjoy a Yule log and fire pit with me. My loved ones. Oh, it's a little warm and toasty. I need to cool down. What should I drink? Oh, I know. A nice cold Miller Lite. No games, no gimmicks. Just a great beer for people who like beer.

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Miller Lite's brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers with simple ingredients like malted barley for rich, balanced toffee-noded flavors and that iconic golden color. Making memories at year-end gatherings tastes like Miller time. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer.

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Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Fewer calories and carbs than premium regular beer.

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Is it crazy that... So he did the onside kick with, like, 12 minutes left in the game. Is it crazy that when it happened, I'm like... eh, this kind of makes sense. Because the defense is so bad. It's very Dan Campbell. It's very Dan Campbell. They couldn't stop the Bills whatsoever.

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The game felt like it had already gotten away from them, even though they were getting back into it and they were only down by 10. And also, Mac Hollins almost ran it back for a touchdown, which would have been great because I had Mac Hollins yesterday in our weekly fantasy contest presented by Smirnoff. World's number one vodka, please drink responsibly. Yesterday, A bit of a revenge week for me.

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I guess I shouldn't say revenge week because the last two weeks I finished like 100 and – no, last week I finished like 59th. And then yesterday I believe I finished in like the 130s at the end of the thing. But here's what happened. What? Again, two weeks ago I finished 59th. Yesterday I finished 139th. Here's the thing. I figured out a strategy.

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I figured out what works and what doesn't work in this league. I was also gifted 22 points by the Broncos. 22 points by your defense. You should be winning. Yes. Should be winning. Now, Derrick Henry, get me more than 6.7 points, if I'm going to be honest with you. Derrick Henry. It's his fault.

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Horrific performance. Alan Lazard, zero points. That's fine. He's Alan Lazard, and he was really like the cheap guy that you go and you get so that you can waste all your money on other players. Right. That guy. But here's the thing. Matt Collins. Yes. Had he returned that touchdown. Oh.

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oh yeah daddy would have been celebrating yesterday i'm telling you right now because he only got 1.7 points but those like six points they probably would have catapulted me like 50 points you know why well billy henry struggled why he cut his hair yeah oh he cut his hair yeah oh i'm glad mike fuentes got that in he gave it he told us right before and he said don't go to me at all today you can't go to me because we're a person down yeah he's like i need to be cutting i need to be doing these things during the show don't go to me at all but i'm glad i did the haircut

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thing in right i was aware of that no he was trying to tell me through the glass without telling me that he got a haircut yeah so he was using his fingers yeah he was doing one of those finger scissors um your scissors winners and losers presented by spiron off the world's number one vodka please drink responsibly i thought that one of our winners was the audience because mike fuentes wasn't gonna be able to talk today right he found a way so losers you america are we doing winners or losers now i was just gonna point out the bill's offense in their last three games

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Last week, you said that he's not going to win anything because of Sean McDermott. And you also said that Patrick Mahomes is going to keep him from ever winning a Super Bowl.

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How about that? All right. All right. This is what we're going to do. This is what we're going to do here. What? It's his time, Billy. We're going to do.

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We didn't do anything. We didn't start anything yet. Hold on a second. Jesus. Let's get control of this situation, Billy. Winners and losers is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. I have two applicable winners slash losers from this Bills and Lions game. And it sounds like Mikey A may have one as well. And I think Stugac just gave us one.

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I'm going to give you a winner real quick, Mikey. And then we'll go to you. Sure. And then I'll go to kind of a confusing situation in my head, which is going to be more confusing for all of you. Because normally things make sense in my head and still don't make sense out loud. So. Sure. Big winner from yesterday's game, the Bills and Lions game.

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Winners and losers presented by Spiranoff, the world's number one product.

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Winner? Yeah. The Detroit Lions. Uh-huh. Finally got that much-needed loss. They now have that chip on their shoulder. They have adversity that they have set up for a potential Super Bowl revenge game. Winners in that game, the Detroit Lions.

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Correct. I like it. They needed a loss, and this was the loss that they needed to the Bills. Yes. Not a dumb, ticky-tacky loss. against a team like the Bears or something. This is the game that they needed to lose, and they lost it. Mikey?

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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53, wow.

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511 is impressive. Yeah, so Mikey's right. This is what happens. I see that 511 people registered. You finished 510th. And the leaderboard only shows the top 500. So I can't even see what the person in the last, the person in the last place could have theoretically just not submitted a roster, like reserve the spot, not submitted a roster.

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And they, they are the only person that finished behind you. I have a winner, Billy. Do you? I do. Okay.

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What? We're jumping from game to game. I was trying to tell you we're getting this under control here. Jesus, okay.

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We're going to get there. I'm erasing that. I forgot that you said Nick Sirianni. Okay. I have another winner or loser. Everyone else, forget that. From this game. And this is the dilemma. I don't know if this person is a winner or a loser. Okay. Okay. It is Jared Goff, 494 passing yards, five touchdowns. Winner. Not sure if he's a winner or a loser. Winner. You would think he's a winner.

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Okay. Now, here's why I would tell you that he's a loser. Right. Because after that game and after that performance – People are doubling down on, yeah, Josh Allen is the MVP of the league. No one is even talking about what Jared Goff did in yesterday's game, and it's pretty incredible.

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Yeah, but everyone should be talking about Jared Goff almost having 500 yards and five touchdowns, and no one is talking about him. And Jared Goff is also a question mark of, like, how's Jared Goff going to keep you in one of these games? Is Jared Goff going to, like, excel when he needs to pass? He needs to pass the entire game, has almost 500 yards, five touchdowns. No one's talking about him.

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Okay, so for the record, we have Jared Goff down as a winner. I'm going to put down winner. Yeah, winner. I was confused, winner or loser. You were asking us. Yeah, winner.

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Yes.

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Yep. All right. So, by the way, if you want to participate in winners and losers, you can tweet at us. Just tag any of us and say, is Jared Goff a winner or a loser? Can I go back to it? Winner or loser? Can I give you a loser now? Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Let's go. I can? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. Or a winner? Can I give you a winner? Well, you haven't given us either yet.

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Wow.

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Nick Sirianni's also only won one Super Bowl.

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I am because you discounted him winning a Super Bowl to Nick Sirianni, who choked in a Super Bowl, and I honestly forgot. I was like, yeah, Nick Sirianni. Yeah. Because he should be. Sure. People think he should be fired. They've won 10 straight franchise record.

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Yeah, but he just looks like someone that should be fired.

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Yeah, he gives off you should be fired vibes, right? Yeah. I see that. You're right, Billy. He also gives off boss that fires you on Christmas vibes, right? He's like, not my fault, and then he takes your bonus.

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is that what he does because because we let you go before the new year you do not you're not entitled to a bonus sorry no and it's mine now yes is that i mean is that that's probably mean to say i didn't say that you did you guys said that no you said this game was dangerous because by the way big uh big situation in that game that game was one of the games that we thought like wow this is gonna be one of the games of the weekends and not

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really kind of living up to it.

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Yeah, but Bill's Lions lived up to it. Steelers-Eagles didn't. Also kind of concerning, TJ Watt left the game with a lower ankle injury. So we kind of have to pay attention to that, see what's going on there.

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Yeah, yeah, Patrick Mahomes left the game. MRI is negative. Well, and Nick Chubb also left that game with a broken foot. If we're just doing an injury roundup, Nick Chubb broke his foot in that game.

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And the thing about Patrick Mahomes that's concerning, also injury roundup, Tommy DeVito got a concussion, and Alvin Kamara left the game with an injured groin after making an incredible touchdown catch. That is the injury roundup presented by Smirnoff. It's not presented by Smirnoff, but everything is, so we might as well present it.

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Well, we were talking about an injury, and then you just started throwing out injuries, so I figured I'd give you all the injuries.

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Well, here's the thing. uh fantasy playoffs yes yeah here's the thing I I almost had Tommy DeVito I almost had Tommy DeVito in an interception parlay that I that I was gonna put in yesterday really yeah an interception parlay it was gonna be Jameis Winston Will Levis Baker Mayfield and Tommy DeVito interception parlay all of them hit except Tommy DeVito and it's because he got a concussion uh

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Here's the thing about Patrick Mahomes. That sounds like a fun parlay. It was going to be a fun one. It was just the three of us. I wish I participated. Tommy DeVito was the last one that was going to be added in there. Right. Yeah. Didn't get it in before the game started, though. So here's the thing about Patrick Mahomes that is slightly concerning, I guess, if you're a Chiefs fan.

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Guess what, guys?

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In all the excitement of all the games we were playing, I forgot to give my here's a headline.

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Yeah.

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It's the rules, and I'm sorry for not obeying the rules. I just kind of forgot. I assumed that I had done it already, and I didn't, and then I called Aaron Rodgers Tom Brady, and then everything was thrown off, and we were sending Alan Lazard back to college and figuring out where he'd be drafted. So here's a headline.

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Panthers quarterback Bryce Young is ready to, quote, grow and build in year three. Is year three the year that Bryce Young grows and builds with the Panthers?

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He didn't look bad once he got his job back after losing his job because Andy Dalton, I believe, got in a car accident.

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Well, he could put on some weight. Sure.

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What's a whoopee? I don't think I've ever heard that.

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Really? Did you name it your whoopee or is that a known thing that people call it?

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Really? A whoopee. A whoopee.

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I don't think I had a whoopee. I had a stuffed animal, like a stuffed bear that I would take everywhere.

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My whoopee. Okay. Did you have a blanket, a bear, a stuffed animal, a pacifier?

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I mean, you win up until actually draft night, right? And then once the pick is in, you guys usually shift your attitude to you've lost, right?

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Do you still have it?

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Really? Yeah. Do you still have it somewhere thrown away at some point?

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Okay.

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It's in that closet behind you.

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It's there. How often do you whip out the whoopee?

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What else is down memory lane for you?

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articles and yearbooks and wow ticket stubs and you know back when you were happy yeah yeah i was married with kids yeah if if bryce young now that we uh now that we're in in the year three of the game if bryce young went back to college i mean he was he was the number one pick

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He can't get better than number one. But do you think there'd still be a feeding frenzy for him? Okay, how about this? Bryce Young, Cam Ward. Titans could pick one of the two. Who do you think they'd take? Cam Ward.

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Next year, Cam Ward and Bryce Young are in the draft.

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In this scenario, Arch is coming out.

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He will be.

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Oh, I love crunching numbers.

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Who were the quarterbacks that were?

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Interesting. So we're not saying that Zach Wilson was the best quarterback in the Trevor Lawrence draft yet.

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Not yet. There's still time. Also, Justin Fields is in that draft. We thought that he might be the number one pick. Mack Jones, too. That was a big draft for current quarterbacks. I mean, I guess it was only 2017, so they wouldn't all be out of the league by now.

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Yeah. Anyways, was it? I mean, it's... We've joked about this, and I saw that Trevor Lawrence is now on a quote unquote pitch count so that he can get ready for this coming season. It seems like every year we're saying it's a make or break year for Trevor Lawrence. They've signed him to the extension. He's their guy. They're not going to get out of that contract after this year, but.

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Is this the year that Trevor Lawrence makes that step? How about this? Is this the year that Trevor Lawrence, in the words of Bryce Young, grows and builds?

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Really?

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Can you can you rank football Super Bowls? And I'm not talking about like ranking like Super Bowl three, Super Bowl four, Super Bowl 51, whatever. This is how I want to rank Super Bowls. And it's really, I think, three or maybe four. These are the three that I'm going to suggest for your Super Bowl. So and we can put them in the proper ranking.

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Is Justin Fields good enough for you? No.

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Oh, who's good enough for you? Who's the quarterback that is like, yeah, this is the quarterback the Jets deserve?

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were you ready for another year that like, would you have signed up for another year?

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I mean, one is a two-time MVP. The other one's a one-time MVP. Sure. And some thought Lamar should win his third MVP, and then Josh wouldn't have had any MVPs. That's a good question. That's a 2018 draft, huh? That's a good little draft there. Jets took Sam Darnold. Did they?

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Yeah, sure.

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Oh, okay.

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I kind of want to redraft the 2018 draft. Oh, my God.

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I mean, it was seven.

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Yeah. I'm in the 2018 draft. Okay, so it was Baker, then Saquon, then Sam Darnold, then Denzel Ward, Bradley Chubb, Quinn Nelson, Josh Allen, Roquan Smith. So the first eight picks, right? First eight picks, all pro bowlers. So, so far, everyone has hit on the draft. Well, I mean, Sam Darnold, so.

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Yeah, yeah, okay.

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And if you want, you can tweet at us, tag us, hashtag GBF, whatever it is. Right. And and these are the these are the rankings. I want to know you, the listeners Super Bowl. So your football Super Bowl. Is it the Super Bowl? Is it the draft? Is it opening night? And is there any other things that we might want to throw in there? I don't think free agency falls in there, does it?

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Michael Lynch, Josh Rosen.

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I mean, we don't need to redo this so many times, but man, they messed up Baker so badly. He should have sat out that year that he played hurt that ended up getting him sent away from the Browns. I wonder what if, what if Baker was still on the Browns and they didn't have this whole Deshaun Watson situation? Anyway, you want to play anonymous sources?

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You know what?

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Okay.

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All 32.

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So I have a lot of questions. Not a ton. Okay. So when you're figuring out the draft order every year, then the worst team gets the number two pick. We start at number two.

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No, the number one pick is up for grabs. Sure. So you have 33 picks in the first round.

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I like the idea of everyone still has their pick. It's an extra pick. Okay. And the number two pick... could be the first two picks if they really, really wanted to be. Sure, if they want to spend the money. So you can have a year where the number one and the number two pick both go to the same team and they really fast track rebuilding their franchise.

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Okay.

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No, let's do day of. So draft day is coming, and you have no idea where the number one pick is, and you only hear little whispers about who it is that may be bidding. Who's going to bid? There's no cap, right? You can go as high as you want.

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If you don't do that, Jerry Jones just buys everything. But does this go against guaranteed money?

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So this is like a signing bonus? This is like a signing bonus?

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I love this idea.

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I really, really love this.

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I think that you, I think right before the first team goes on the clock, you have like a five minute auction or you just open auction.

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And Oh gosh, I really kind of like this idea, man. This is a good idea, Mikey.

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Well, hold on. Would you, would you do it night of the draft? I feel like what ends up happening is that then you like, You move it up like the NBA ping pong balls. You know what I mean? It becomes its own thing. And then it becomes eligible for NFL Super Bowl that we're going to be ranking later on today, which is the draft auction. Draft auction. Draft.

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Oh, this draft auction sounds like such a good idea. Why aren't you running the NFL, Mikey?

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Stick with it, though. Eventually, one of those will go through. You know what I mean? Maybe Golik gets on a committee now, seems to have some spare time on his hands, joins a committee, and then he can appoint you to something, and then you work your way up. You just need a foot in the door at the NFL. I know.

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You'll figure something out.

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All right. When we come back, we play our new favorite game, Anonymous Sources.

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God Bless Football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. I am going to come clean. I lied to you two segments ago. I didn't intend to lie to you. Yes, I lied to you and I told you that Anonymous Sources was coming up last segment and we didn't get to Anonymous Sources.

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I also told you the segment before that we were going to do Here's a Headline and then I forgot to do my Here's a Headline. So we're having a great episode so far, but Last segment, I told you that Anonymous Sources was coming up this segment. And that is, in fact, the truth. Because right now, we're going to play a brand new edition of...

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And you can guess along at home as well if you want to. And if you want, you can follow our feed, God Bless Football. And if you're playing along live, just tweet your guesses at us, hashtag anonymous sources, and then we'll know right away if you were right or wrong because we're doing this live at the same time together, all of us. Whenever you're listening to it, we're doing it. We're doing it.

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I like to think some people will say, you're prerecorded, you're taped, this isn't live. And you know what I say? No. This is a live show to you, the listener, who is listening right now.

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Yep. Right now, I'm live. Right now, you're live. We're in the moment.

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Anonymous sources. You want to go first? Well, doesn't it go like this? You give an anonymous source, and then we have to guess which one it is? Sure. Okay, cool.

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Maybe. That's why they call me Mr. Football. No one calls me that.

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Am I there or just?

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All right, here's the next one. Me and Mr. Football had a great recording today. If only Stugas showed up. Anyway.

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both are correct it is the chicago bears i don't believe how well you're do you have it billy do you have no i don't do you have all my sources well my anonymous sources i it has to be someone obviously that had less than eight wins so it was a team that wasn't that good and the options the options then become the giants the giants at first the giants may be i guess because of quarterbacking but

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Didn't feel like a Giants thing.

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Really? OK, well, don't I'll we'll get don't spoil it. This is what we're going to do. Yeah, I like that. I think fans, if you're listening again, follow us on our feed. God bless football and you can get us moving forward. I think that what we should do is we now have the five out there. NFL draft opening night, the Super Bowl, Thanksgiving Day games and then free agency as our five.

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Yeah. A five-game jump is a lot.

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I have a question. Are we doing the same rules as last time we're not repeating? Yes. Okay. No repeats.

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Really?

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I'm somewhat stumped. I think it's not the players... role players, how you deploy them.

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I mean, it could be the Vikings. It could also be the Seahawks if you get rid of your quarterbacks.

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It could be the coordinators. You gave it away. It could be the coordinators in Detroit, or it could be there's a new head coach that's trying to figure out.

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I'll go with the Lions.

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No.

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Oh, sorry. There was also cursing in the background behind you, Fuentes, in the last one. I know.

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Wow, Mike Mally of all people.

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Potty mouth.

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Hi, Mike. Good job.

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Anyway. All right.

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Yeah, I'm on fire right now.

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I'm going to say Rams.

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Yeah. I'm thinking a coach that would say, let's go.

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That's why I said it. I didn't give this one much thought.

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No. Well, I'm not locked in yet.

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And if you stay listening to this episode. Later on, you will get my top five Super Bowls, Mikey's top five Super Bowls, and Mike Fuentes' top five Super Bowls. So that's an exciting thing. You wanna play a game that I like to call Here's a Headline? Absolutely. So for those of you who are new to the program, here's how Here's a Headline works. There's news all the time, but headlines are boring.

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So did we sign an older player?

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All right. It is the Commanders.

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No, I'm not going to give myself credit for that one. Dan Quinn's a let's go guy. Oh, Dan Quinn's a big let's go guy. I don't think so.

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Can I tell you something? Not a fan of the whole let's go thing. I don't like people that just say let's go at the end of everything.

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Yeah. Weird trend. Anyway.

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I'm going to go with the Cowboys. No.

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Yeah, sure. You got it. Wow. That's the New York Giants. I'll give you a point, Fuentes. Thank you. You get a point there, Fuentes. Just to make things interesting. Because my Lions one was not great. Let's do one more. Let's do one more.

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I was thinking Falcons maybe. But they got Kirk Cousins, and that wouldn't have been a three-year rebuild.

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So we play a game called Here's a Headline where we just throw out a headline, And then we break it down, not just tell you the headline. So we're going to go around the room. I've started the last couple of times, so I'm feeling like I don't really want to start today. I want to pass the ball a little bit. I feel like we should start out with Mikey today. So, Mikey, do you have a headline for us?

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The Panthers.

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One more, one more, one more.

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I got two left. All right, let's do one quick and then see if we can sneak the other one in before Francis' head explodes.

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No, we already did the Giants.

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Is it the Saints?

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This is the part where I start overthinking. I'm going to say Falcons.

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No, it's not. He told us it's not. I meant the Seahawks.

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But I meant the Buccaneers. I meant the Buccaneers, yeah. Was the thing.

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That's what I meant. Minnesota Vikings. That's what I thought, yeah. All right, one more, one more. We can't end on that horrible note.

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And here's a headline.

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I'm going to say the Rams just have a different answer than you.

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Way to go, Danny B. Wow, Danny, you did it. Good job, Danny. All right. When we come back, we have our top five Super Bowls. Don't go anywhere.

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All right. We've been teasing this all show long. We just played another great edition of Anonymous Sources. As usual, I started out hot, completely fell apart at the end. Mike Fuentes was cheating. Danny B was giving him the answers. Mike Malley was cursing in the background. Things have gone well so far this episode, but we don't want to end it and leave you hanging before.

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We give you our top five Super Bowls. And you, again, can tweet at us. Your top five Super Bowls. Hashtag top five Super Bowls at us. Hashtag God bless football. Follow us on our feed. Mikey, do you have your top five Super Bowls?

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No, no, no. You don't have to.

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Okay. All right. I was just checking to see if everybody had them, not to just start going. And as we do with our top five, start at five, not number one. Don't tell us what your number one Super Bowl is right away.

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Fair. All right. Do you want me to go first? Do you want to go first?

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Okay, we'll do fives across the board. All right. My number five Super Bowl is free agency. Yeah. Free agency. My number five Super Bowl. Mikey, your number five Super Bowl.

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Okay.

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Faster.

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Fuentes, your top five Super Bowl. Don't have it. Keep going. It's up to you. Okay. My number four Thanksgiving. Yeah, it's my number four because I get excited about it. I like the idea of it, but I also get taken away from the games oftentimes. By the time we get to the late game, I'm kind of tired. I don't really pay attention. So my number five Super Bowl is Thanksgiving.

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Or my number four Super Bowl. Too much explaining.

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Really? My number three Super Bowl is the NFL Draft. Your number three Super Bowl?

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Okay. My number two Super Bowl is opening night.

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Opening night. See, Fuentes was worried about us, and now we still have 40 seconds to each give our number one Super Bowl.

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I'm a professional. I'm looking at the clock here. I wouldn't waste time for no reason just filling in time with unnecessary words. I get right to the chase. Boom, boom, boom. You say, hurry it up. I hurry it up. I don't delay. I don't waste time. I get right to the point. You know what I mean? Jelly bean. My number one Super Bowl is the Super Bowl.

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Next week.

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Next on the calendar. Hey, see you next week. God bless football, everyone.

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Where is he coming back to? Not even what. Where is he coming back to? Because Cleveland last week essentially said we regret ever making that decision.

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So where are we going, Deshaun?

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Wow. Did he leave early?

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I have something that I want to ask you guys that I was thinking about. I don't disagree with any of what you said, by the way. So you were saying that we think that he was a senior when he left. I have a hypothetical game to throw at you. It's a real game. It's a hypothetical situation. So who in the NFL do you believe...

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NFL player, do you believe that left early or was granted one extra year of college? Let's say the COVID year, right? Even if they weren't in college during COVID. So they get an extra year of eligibility, even though they've already played in the NFL, which isn't how it works. But for the sake of this game, this is how it works. Sure.

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Who do you think in the NFL presently could go back to college for a year and completely rebuild his stock and make himself a sought after player?

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Do you think that he would? No. Like, if he went back to college, you think he would dominate?

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Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Do you have one, Mike Fuentes?

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So you think if he went to college after retiring from the NFL, he would then convince people in the NFL that he was someone that they should go after in the first round?

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God bless football, Mikey A.,

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Well, okay. So he'd go out there. Hold on a second.

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So I have one, but I feel like it's not the spirit of the of the game entirely. You made the game.

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It's not because it's just like this guy's good and better than we thought he was. And it's not fun. So I apologize. So I think friend of the show, Trey Hendrickson, if he went back to college, would absolutely dominate and be a first round pick where he was taken, I believe, in the third round.

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Where would we put Brock Purdy if he went back to college? What conference would he be in?

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God bless football, Billy Gale. Friends, family, loved ones, welcome to another edition of God Bless Football presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. If you love God Bless Football, if you love us... Follow us on our feed. Check out God Bless Football exclusives that aren't there yet, but maybe one day will be. And you just follow the feed there.

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Well, you could place him anywhere. He could go anywhere. I don't see him in the SEC. Okay.

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Yeah, no, but I don't want him in the SEC. I feel like he's not... SEC breed.

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I was thinking, honestly, more like McElroy. I was thinking more like a Nebraska quarterback. You know, like you have him at Nebraska and you're like, oh, my God, that quarterback out of Nebraska. I mean, I guess in this scenario, you know, he's Brock Purdy, right? But he's like the wow, that quarterback out of Nebraska, that quarterback out of Wisconsin, Brock Purdy.

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He might be the steel of the draft where if it's Alabama and it's Nick Saban coaching, you're like Brock Purdy. How much is it him and how much is it Saban system in Alabama?

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Oregon?

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How about Oregon State?

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SEC team. Too much pressure, yeah.

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Yeah. That's why I threw Wisconsin in there as an option, but West Coast makes sense for him, I think. I think West Coast. Yeah. All right. Well, that was a fun exercise. Do you have a headline?

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Well, that's the thing, right? Right now, if you're the Jets, right, and you really want to mess with both him and Aaron Rodgers, you wait for Aaron Rodgers to sign, and they're like, you know that minimum salary you wanted, that base salary? Here you go. Dare you to sign it. And then you either get Alan Lazard for cheap, right?

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But you also keep him away from Tom Brady, who he's hoping would have ended up on a team by now, and he was just going to follow him around.

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Did I call him Tom Brady?

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Then you don't have to go to the Levitard Show feed. It's a whole thing. And you can get God Bless Football moving forward. So how are we all feeling? Welcome to the first week of April 2025. We're getting close, friends. We're about two weeks away from the draft.

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I'm in on this team. And I want to do what's best. I want to give you guys some money to go out and make the team better.

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Yeah, it's not right.

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Yeah. All right. Well... Now I'm thinking of more people that could go back to college that could really dominate after you. I didn't like my Trey Hendrickson. I felt like that was cheating a little bit, you know? What about Alan Lazard?

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Oh, Mac team somewhere.

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He went LV? Yeah, he could be like a Lobo or something, you know? And he's just out there and, you know, third rounder. I think if he went back, you think he'd come out as a third rounder now?

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Really?

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You know what I think he would be? He'd be the third rounder that when your team is four picks away, and I'm talking like your team, the Jets, is four picks away, you're like, man, I hope Lazard falls to us. Like, we got to trade up for Lazard, trade up for Lazard, or God, I hope he falls for us and he's still on the board. It's a good spot for him.

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He should re-enter the draft just to go back to the exact same team.

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Wow, so it has to be within your first three years. That changes everything. When we come back, we play a fan favorite from last week. Anonymous Sources.

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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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Tricky Smith? Did he get this nickname while Run DMC was a song?

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Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.

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Sharper dance.

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That Miami Herald contest had 852 entries. Yeah.

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Getting hundreds of people to see you in a Speedo.

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near the Opelika Hialeah flea market. Are we going to talk, Masters?

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And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.

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And Celebrini is obviously going to win the Colter Trophy this year for Rookie of the Year, but looking at the playoff matchups for the Western Conference, I mean, look at the wild card right now.

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We got half stars. Well, the wild card right now, you got the Wild in the first wild card spot and the Blues in the second wild card spot. They put the Wild. Yeah, they are separated by one point. And the Calgary Flames are still in it. They have 92 points. They're two points beyond the Blues. So that's going to be a wild matchup.

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Yeah, he might.

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Roy, why are you making faces? Old man. Just old, man. It was shoot around. It was before the game. There was nobody in the arena. What are we doing here? Why are we fighting players for not having a shirt on? It's just old.

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Wanstead would be addicted to it.

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Can I ask Chris Cody a question here? I thought of you yesterday, Greg, because, or Chris, I'm sorry. I thought of you because something happened to me. I am peeling a banana in the kitchen and I'm about to throw away the peel. And as I do so, I drop the rest of the banana on the floor.

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I don't wear shoes in the house, no.

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Yes.

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Do your cats? Well, this is the thing. I threw away the banana because I have pets. Oh, yeah. But my floors are clean twice a week. Twice a week? It's not a dirty floor, but I felt guilt about throwing away the banana because it's a perfectly good banana. And it's fallen on the floor. But my instinct was to try and catch it. And my first thought was, I'm just going to eat this.

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And then I had to have the second thought of, this is by a garbage can. And it's near where the pets eat. But do the cats wear shoes? You didn't answer the question. The cats do not wear shoes.

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Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Would you eat a wet banana? And also put on the poll at Levitard Show, you've dropped a banana outside of the peel. on the floor, do you eat it or do you throw it away? It's a wordy poll.

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Well, this is the thing that I wanted to get to because the fact that Greg Cody and Billy just did the musical dance of Billy goes, I just imagine someone listening for the first time and Billy says, peck of dirt before you die. And Greg Cody's like, exactly.

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Well, because he was going to say it and Billy said it first because they have such rhythm between them, usually on Tuesdays. But today we're getting lucky on a Monday. It's a beautiful thing. Billy is quicker thinking of, Greg was going to say it. He had it loaded up. I saw him. He had it loaded up.

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Will you explain, you want to explain to the audience again, for those who do not know what a peck of dirt and Nellie Doogie, what the whole thing is, so that those who might not have understood the back and forth that you guys had for just yourselves.

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So I just want to be clear. The person who advised you have to eat a peck of dirt before you die died early because she ate a peck of dirt.

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Put it on the poll, please. No middle name either. Juju, are we still making Ruth?

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Do you guys know that Zane Gonzalez... Zane can't be his name, right? It's not his name. It's in Zane. There are not Zanes and Gonzalez's. That can't be.

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Lewis is telling me in my ear that his middle name is Fortunado.

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Is that what happened? You looked it up? You looked it up and didn't know how to say it?

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You will obey. Zane's a lot easier. It is. I don't know how Holden Fortunato became Zane. How did that happen?

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Wow, what a flick. I got a call on late Saturday night that I was not expecting after receiving a text that I was not expecting that I believe to be the only text of this kind that has ever been sent, ever, in the history of people texting. My mother, late Saturday night, about 11 PM, writes me, are you watching Columbo?

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There's evidently a marathon from 8 to midnight that her and my father watch every Saturday of Columbo.

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Do you know what episode it was? I do not.

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I was told it was chili con carne. There were some updates, but it was four hours. It wasn't an episode. It was many episodes. There cannot have been another person in 2025 writing or receiving the text, are you watching 70s detectives? show Columbo.

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What is Columbo time? Do you do this Saturday night marathon as well?

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Greg Cody today hasn't been the same, Stugatz. I don't know if you saw him. He came in a bit disheveled. He came in a bit discombobulated, disoriented because in our parking garage here, two valet guys crashed into each other. Oh, my God. You're acting as if you're surprised by it. You're the one who told me.

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There are mirrors there to help you. And they are the valets. It is their primary responsibility to not crash those cars. It's their job. Valets love to take a good joyride, man.

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Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Is the valet's primary responsibility just to see what this thing can do at Levitard Show? Yesterday during the game, during the Philadelphia game, And I was a little surprised to see the Packers not be able to do anything. But I suppose, given how injured they are, they're the youngest team in the league.

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And they didn't beat anybody good this year. And so they get to the playoffs. All fans would like a word. And they get to Philadelphia, and Philadelphia rolls them. During the game, after Juju gave you the three-leg parlay of McConkie over four and a half catches... Pickens over three and a half catches and A.J. Brown over. Ouch. Yeah, he didn't get it on A.J. Brown. But A.J.

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Brown during the game, I imagine Philadelphia is tired of A.J. Brown. It's been a little bit confusing to see A.J. Brown not be super dominant.

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Wow, it's been announced.

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I don't even know if Cataldi's still on the air.

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I don't think Spike Eskin is there, is he?

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I know, but Stugatz, the sports fan, is emotional and not shackled to consistency or the rigidities of having to stay on the same path all the time.

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Does Stugatz have it right when he says that Sirianni is better than Andy Reid? Because I don't think that's accurate. Justin Herbert has more passing yards than any quarterback ever through five seasons. Hasn't won a playoff game. Has the same number of playoff wins as Tua does. And I look at Justin Herbert and I say that winning is not a quarterback stat.

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I look at Justin Herbert and I think that him having more passing yards than any quarterback ever through five seasons means that he's a good quarterback. But I would not proclaim him based on that statistic What Harbaugh is saying of him, that Justin Herbert is already an all-timer in terms of skill set. When you say Sirianni, the criticism seemed fair to me of Sirianni. He's got a loaded team.

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He's got a team that all of us... He's 48-20 with that team. Yeah, and should be. But he is. Yeah, and he has gotten to a place where he has put the standard at everyone knows how good that team is. It is one of the six good teams, right? Like, we're all... We all know who the six good teams are, correct?

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We'd all have the same list for that, and whoever's seven would be a good distance from what it is that we know. It's pretty rare for us to know this like this. It's pretty rare to have a bunch of teams that only have two or three or four losses.

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I came very close last night to having an incredible bad beat story because I'm chasing at the end of the day and I'm having the general sadness of, good God, you've got to be kidding me, I'm watching the Utah-Brooklyn basketball game. Ha ha! But the game is tied late. I don't know. Did you guys see this? Utah's obviously terrible. Brooklyn's terrible, though inexplicably.

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It's not a normal thing to see the Packers in that division not be able to beat anyone good, and when they go into Philadelphia, you're like, yeah, that's how that's going to go. They surprised me on the road at Dallas, but I know Philadelphia's good. I wasn't sure about Dallas.

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Even with Dak Prescott and them having 13 wins that season, we all could have seen them losing at home or whatever it was, whether they had 12 wins or 13 wins that season. Everyone listening to this knows Philadelphia's good and knows Philadelphia's been good for four years. And furthermore... Don't give Sirianni the credit for that. Right.

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Like, don't look at that team and say, that's because of Sirianni.

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So you guys are not buying on the Vikings? Not with those other five.

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Okay, fine. That's fine. I've done the same thing all season. I'm like, Sam Darnold's going to lose at the end. Fine, but they have been good all season. There's not any disputing of that. The couple of times they've played the teams that we think are good, they've played with them. The Detroit game at the end, I guess, probably changes your mind on the Vikings, right? I mean, they're 14-3.

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What was Minnesota's point differential? Can you give me the teams? Obviously, it's going to be those five that have the best point differential. But is Minnesota in there with those five in terms of having won games by big margins? What are the point differentials? The Bills have the biggest ones.

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Billy, can you please update me on a couple of things, both your listener league and how the voting is going for the sports podcast awards that everyone in our audience should help God bless football win because God bless football should win with or without your help. But you should help billions to God's win with God bless football, which is already award winning.

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Brooklyn, on a West Coast road trip earlier this year, won at Sacramento, Golden State, and Phoenix. That's when you thought they were good, right? That was last year that I thought they were good when they weren't good. You learned your lesson. Yes. They are not good. They are decidedly not good. But at the end of that game yesterday, you've got a tie game.

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I've never before pinky promised.

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Oh, right this way.

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So you're not going to lose this game in regulation. You've got the ball, you're inbounding with 26 seconds left. Shot clock's 24. Thank you. Well, I'm just laying it out there.

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But here's what happens, though. Sexton and Collier are arguing as they come up the court about who should bring the ball up the court, and they do it so slowly that they get an eight-second violation.

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They give the ball back to Brooklyn.

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Because they're walking down the court, and they're not agreeing on who should bring it up.

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Thank you. I do appreciate it. That registers as one of the great dolphin highlights of this century. We've got a number of things to get to. Stugatz's weekend observations are going to be at some point in the next two hours. We've got to unveil finally our statue.

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We said we were going to make a statue here at the Elser, put it on the roof, something that pointed down at the arena of Pat Riley to reverse course on my criticism from early in the week where I was saying that we got it done. Riley had failed and all metal arc resources have been poured into. Pointing look if you look right now. What are we doing? I told them.

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Were we not allowed on the roof? Is that what happened? We just stopped halfway to the roof and just put one of those car sail inflatable men? Wacky inflatable arm man. Thank you.

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Let's play the stat of the day music here, please.

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This is from Barstool Sports. I knew it, but I didn't remember it, and I had to be reminded of it yesterday. Mike Vrabel has 10, he was a linebacker, 10 career receptions. All of them for touchdowns.

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It's a good stat.

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My guess is that you can find some decent players on offense that don't have ten touchdowns. I just saw McBride have like a hundred catches for Arizona and it took him until the last two weeks of the season to get his first touchdown. Do you have a dueling stat of the day that you think can beat that stat of the day, Stu Guy?

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Which is the better stat, Greg? Who won today's stat of the day off?

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Craig, you've got to pick a side. It can't be a tie. What's the point of doing that? What's the point of being an arbiter if you're just going to sit there and have no judgment?

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You're just lashing out at me for making you do it.

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Hey, you set the consequences. Sore loser. Take the results and move on. Billy, why are you mad at the NFL Network?

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Put it on the poll, Juju. Do you get mad at dirty tricks?

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The games were bad, but the palate cleanser is the way the last one ends. It's not even that that game was that great, but the ending of it.

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That one happens to me all the time, though. Look at Russell Wilson's box score and tell me how it is they only scored 14 points and why he's being run out of the league. It's because every guy in the league can go 20 for 29 for 250 yards and score 14 points.

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That'll do it.

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game's going to be a one possession game you say this but because of what the sport gives us in the witching hour every week even if it's Jacksonville in Carolina I've come to expect that all the games are going to be closed I'm surprised by the blowouts because every time I'm watching football on Sunday they give me eight games and I and they sort of distort it they fool me exactly four or five of them yeah four or five of them are amazing you

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I think, though, one of the things that's absolutely happening to the consumer as this thing continues to get larger and larger is. It wasn't enough football for me this weekend. Watching one game at a time is not enough for me. If that game's a blowout, like the 4 o'clock window, this is how spoiled we've gotten.

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When that 4 o'clock window has three games and two of them aren't close, I'm bored because I need the stimulation. Give me nine games. Give me stakes. But these are playoff games.

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Tell me that this isn't happening to the rest of you. One game on at a time doesn't feel like enough. Tell me I'm wrong about this.

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All the games were bad except the last one. They were.

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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins

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That would be something else. I think that the other comparison between the Dolphins and the Jets is that they have done the thing where they've either, you know, not tanked, but been bad enough to get a top five quarterback pick in both times. I'm not comparing Tua to Zach Wilson. I think Tua is much, much, much better. But that's where the frustration is, right?

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Like the Steelers, they had a first round pick that they used on a quarterback. But there's a difference between like using your 20th pick on the wrong quarterback and using your fifth or third or first pick on a quarterback.

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That's even more frustrating.

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Now the Broncos are in the playoffs.

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Would you trade it though, Dan? Would you say, we don't want the 70-point game, we'll take the playoff appearance? I don't know, Billy's saying no.

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There was like a stretch of four games where he threw like nine picks. Like he was on a real bad, whatever the opposite of on a roll is. He was on a roll turning the ball over. But I feel like, Mike, if you heard that Florida State was paying Carson Beck $3 million to be their quarterback next year, you'd be like, good luck with that.

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And I'm not even necessarily saying that he's going to be terrible and awful. Like, I think he has more upside than a lot of quarterbacks, but also coming off of a major surgery after the season he's had, I think a lot of reasons for concern.

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Also, Carson Beck had the second highest odds to win the Heisman this season going into the year. I appreciate your respect for the sportsbooks, but projecting next year's Heisman Trophy winner a year ahead of time doesn't necessarily mean that that's a sure thing.

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Yeah, I would also say that there's also a lot of money that Notre Dame isn't getting from not being in a conference. They have a television deal that isn't equal to the Big Ten's television deal. So there is money that they do leave on the table in that way by not being in a conference. I think the best part about Notre Dame's independence is everyone crying about it 24-7.

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If you are still crying about Notre Dame not being in a conference, I'm sorry, you are not allowed to complain about conference realignment then. Either conferences are ruining the sport or, like, you can't have it both ways, okay? Like, you just can't. It's the most tired argument in the world at this point.

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Right, then you should be probably, like, it would make more logical sense to be like, I understand why a school would want to be independent in football.

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given what the conferences have done to a lot of historic rivalries and to making this completely uneven scheduling model and just like these massive bloated conferences that we've argued about all season as not being fair and not enough this and that and like the conference championship games, what's the point of them anyway? Like, I don't understand how you could think both at the same time.

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College football, anarchy and dishevelment and unorganization. Like, that would be crazy.

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like the james franklin talking about this in his press conference last week i would just like rolled my eyes so hard he's like everything should be even what are you talking about college football everything should be even okay let's remind you of that when you're giving part of your conference revenue to all the bottom feeders in the big ten and complaining about it like nothing's ever been even in the sport nothing will ever be even in the sport even among the power conferences they play different number of conference games

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What are you talking about? It's college football. There's no way to make the playing field even, and that's also not the point of the sport.

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But hang on. Pittsburgh should get a draft pick out of this, right? We'll give them a third round. No.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I feel like we're doing the same thing we did in college football with Alabama. We're like, I got a whole season of samples selection. Bengals were not very good this year. Or else they would have made the playoffs. The offense was great.

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They started off winning four. Derrick Henry would have 350 yards.

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Sometimes like your gut instinct when something happens is the right one. And we all said this when they got Derrick Henry. We were like, this team's going to be impossible to stop in the playoffs. They are going to run people over because if you try to stop Derrick Henry, Lamar Jackson will just run it six times in a row on you.

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And if you try to stop Lamar Jackson, Derrick Henry will just run it six times in a row on you. And like, that's just what they're going to do in this playoffs. And I don't know who's going to stop them.

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They're awesome. I don't know their names, but they're terrific. It's the way you want your local announcers to call a game like this and a play like that.

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What you don't see is London Fletcher. Why Bram? Because he doesn't want to step on his call. London Fletcher is fist pumping. He is having a celebration in that booth. It was glorious.

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If you walk into the CBS offices with that idea, though, that's not going to fly on CBS.

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And then he gave one interview. He lost another playoff game, and nobody cares.

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He always looks confused, though. If you watch Todd Bowles on the sideline, he looks confused the entire game. No coach looks more confused than Todd Bowles. That's not true. Oh, that's a good one. But he's a former coach now.

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How about Marcus Freeman and the Bears? I mean, is that a face of a franchise or what? Oh, you don't like this? No, of course not. He goes from one team to another one of your teams.

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inordinately less attractive championship but the seating is wacky right it's one of the things they're going to have to change absolutely it's it's funny that you count it as a strike against i actually see like this result like saying like well no feather in our cap that's why we expanded it going into the playoffs no one thought ohio state was the eighth best team in the country everyone knew no no but but no but you have to see it according to the regular season in ohio state they had a

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We should do this one day.

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I think Tomlin's going to the Bears, so how about that?

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Mike is right, though, about getting one as opposed to three. Just get it over with. All of it. Just put me out of my misery.

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It's hard to handicap, but we can't be surprised that a home team who won their division won a playoff game.

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Trying to make a play, man.

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It is, yeah.

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To answer Dan's question about winner or loser and what was the biggest story from the weekend, it's always more fun to kind of highlight the losers. And the big loser this weekend was Jim Harbaugh and Justin Herbert. Oh. I mean, you're Mr. Tough Guy. We're going to stop the run. We're going to run the football.

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And I've got this quarterback that if you were building a quarterback in a lab, this is the guy you would want to be your starting quarterback. And he gives you three interceptions in that spot. A terrible job by the Chargers.

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He throws the ball hard, though.

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What? Stugatz minor penalty. Two minutes. I was talking Texans. Texans versus the Texans. A couple of Texans cutting it up. How about that?

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What? No! They do!

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GBF- Monday Hangover: I'm listening, bleep-holes

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Nope. Sounds like we just leveled up our tax game.

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

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Is that what you said? No. Wow, he has another saying? Overruled, you may continue.

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

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Weißt du, dass er geheim verheiratet ist? Ja, aber dann nimmt er den Ring ab, wenn die Leute herausfinden.

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

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Okay, so the Heat can have KD today.

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Or you don't, and you have a 50% chance against Giannis.

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Well, either you get him or you don't. That's 50-50. I want KD.

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I just want horse. Guaranteed KD today, over 50% chance getting Giannis.

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Du hältst BAM sicher?

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I'd hold out for Giannis. I'm going 50-50. I'll go 50% chance against Giannis. I'm trying to go big here. Everybody knows, go big or go home. I'm waiting for Giannis. 50% chance, Giannis. I'm holding out. I just want horse.

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I don't think it's their choice, those boys, to go to the all... I think the choice is made for them.

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Hello, you have some unpaid toll fines that you really need to resolve now.

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Representative? Hello, welcome to...

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I did. Didn't Billy go to Belen? Yeah, he did.

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Du bist ein Spieler in deinem Primum. Du musst nicht weiter auf den Ascent gehen, wenn du in deinem Primum bist. Das ist, wer du bist. Er hatte ein schlechtes Jahr für ihn. Giannis ist auch in seinem Primum, richtig?

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I was on ESPN yesterday. I can't tell you the last time I talked Major League Baseball on ESPN. We're in the middle of a basketball conversation and we have the chat going on where I get to communicate with the producers and just literally out of nowhere, because I saw it for the first time, I swear, I put in the chat, the Rockies are 6-33? What is that shit? Just left it at that.

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In the same season. It would be amazing.

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So he had to been fired the first time and they were like, ah, it's a mistake.

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So the mistake wasn't a mistake.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Atmospheric River? You're the problem.

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You're the problem. No, but I mean, atmospheric river?

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319.34

So a river in the sky is what you're trying to sell them on.

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

587.357

When you go into the big playoff game, you're the fan of the other team. Are you afraid of Jason Tatum?

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

670.14

Well, and going back to the math, this also is what hurts Jason Tatum with the moments, because no matter how good you think the Boston Celtics are, if they make threes, they win.

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

717.694

Mit all den Picks, haben sie die Chance, dass es auf Nummer 1 landen kann und sie es behalten können? Sind sie in diesem Spiel?

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

768.532

Ist das, was die NBA will? Boston-Oklahoma City? Sicher. Ist das der Match-Up?

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

840.18

Das ist hart. Und dann quittet der andere immer, wenn Steff nicht im Spiel spielt. Er wird ausgewählt, oder er kriegt zu viele Fouls.

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

907.745

I don't know that I agree with the Wade part. He's definitely stronger, bigger than Wade was. But man, like Wade's first seven, eight years.

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

919.721

Ich denke, es ist wegen seiner Physik. Ich denke, es ist, weil er größer ist als Wade. Du denkst, es ist ein muskuläres Ding.

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

96.525

Wir lassen das dann raus, wenn die Mädchen kommen, oder?

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Hour 1: I Just Want Horse

999.226

I just want horse.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1315.924

Warum ist das ein Verletzter von Pablo?

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1347.581

Definitely ambitious. There's no might be. Jordan's definitely

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1393.387

Darf ich eine Frage stellen? Warum kümmern wir uns so sehr um das? Warum hat CNN mehrere Gäste, um über Bill Belichicks Beziehung zu sprechen?

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1402.777

Aber es ist nicht so, dass wenn du ernst genommen werden willst, als ein News-Outfit, warum coverst du diese Geschichte? Das macht Numbies. Okay, es macht Numbies, aber das ist der Grund, warum man nicht als News-Outfit ernst genommen werden kann.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1416.874

Wenn das, was du als News bezeichnest, in einer Zeit, in der es wirklich verrückte News gibt und du das für Ratings verpasst hast, entschuldige mich, dass ich dich nicht ernst genommen habe.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1429.309

This is super fascinating. It is, but not for actual news networks. This is below them. This is like fun for TMZ. Yeah, I get you.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1447.568

I mean, didn't this...

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1482.471

Es ist alles nur Gossips über seine Beziehung.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1738.14

Legally speaking, he was also never convicted. We do not know. We do not know. We do not know.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1784.703

Du schreibst es auf ein Stück Papier, gib es Zaz, und dann muss Mike antworten, was es ist, und wir sehen, ob wir richtig sind.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1809.106

Oh, give it a number, coward. There's a real chance. Cowards on another network.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1816.172

Ist das wirklich schlecht für North Carolina? Ein Team, das 12. in der ACC letztes Jahr gespielt hat. Mehr Leute sprechen über sie. Ich glaube nicht, dass es schlecht für sie ist.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1878.01

Let's focus on the positive. Greatest coach ever, right? Don't look at me when you're saying right. I'm asking you, up for debate.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1892.6

One of the greatest coaches ever, aside from Shula. If he gets North Carolina into the college football playoff, Ich werde dir jetzt sagen, weil der Fußball so wichtig ist für diese Schulen, dass es in North Carolina noch einen Jordan-Statue gibt. Und sie können den ersten nehmen. Great audio on this.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1968.131

20-Jährige?

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1994.087

Die Jungs haben wirklich einen verrückten Vorteil im Ruhestand.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

1998.051

Du gehst so weit weg. Du musst nicht so weit weg gehen. Es ist verrückter. Es ist so furchtbar.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

2004.439

Es ist so furchtbar. Es ist so furchtbar.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

2067.067

Tom Thibodeau is 6'2". Kayvon Thibodeau is 6'5".

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

2096.749

Ja, aber ich denke, du hast das nur zu poor Thibodeau gemacht.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

2111.954

Listed 6'2. With shoes on. Mid-60s now, we're shrinking.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

2120.618

How old do you guys think Tom Thibodeau is?

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

2140.486

Gibt es noch andere Überraschungen? Nein? Okay, er ist 67 Jahre alt. Woah!

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

540.074

Well, they famously had a drought of World Series. They know they didn't win the World Series.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

697.992

Die Leute sind mit Mike auf Twitter und Instagram überrascht.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

713.716

Keine dummen Worte. Er sagt, ihr seid unbeschleunigt, die zwei Jungs.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

750.799

Real Panthers-Fans würden lieber dieses Playoff verlieren, als mit Marchand zu gewinnen.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

780.23

Jeder weiß. Roy, wofür kämpfst du? Jeder weiß, wie viel ich mich für diese Franchise kümmere. Oh, Trapp, Set und Caught. Du hast ihn. Du sollst ein unabhängiger Mitglied der Medien sein. Impartial member of the media who just admitted to rooting for the Panthers.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

794.119

What did you guys get?

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

810.605

Wer?

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

837.246

Oh mein Gott, hier gehen wir.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

845.754

I was a Panthers broadcaster until the Heat were good. Then boom, I jumped over like a trollop to the Heat bandwagon. Then I'm a two-time championship broadcaster. And then the Heat, I'm a Heat fan after I wasn't a broadcaster. And then the Heat weren't good anymore. Boom, now I'm a Panthers fan.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

883.975

Dan, don't worry, I got this. Roy, Zaz, out of here. Hit the road, Jax. No. Dan just kicked you out. You have to respect this. Dan has kicked you and Zaz out of here.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

895.84

No, it's Monday. I'm here. I'm trying to enforce the rules that these two are not abiding by. Guys, Dan hit the button. You gots to go. We'll be back.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

956.069

Es ist einfach eine verrückte Woche für Journalismus. Zuerst macht Pablo nur Geschichten über die Belichicks nach den USA. Und jetzt macht Roy das. Was ist da los? Und das Pferd.

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The Big Suey: The Pissen Rules

991.382

Yeah, duh.

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Local Hour: The Last Real Florida Panthers Fan

1126.335

Wow.

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Local Hour: The Last Real Florida Panthers Fan

1127.596

Dieser Marschanteig macht die Bruin-Fans glücklich. Wie fühlst du dich daran?

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Local Hour: The Last Real Florida Panthers Fan

1244.909

Ich frage mich, was wir von Auston Matthews gemacht haben. Er spielt gut. Er spielt gutes 2-Way-Hockey. Wahrscheinlich das beste 2-Way-Hockey, das er in seiner Karriere gespielt hat. Aber er schießt nicht. Er schießt viele Schüsse.

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Local Hour: The Last Real Florida Panthers Fan

939.786

Das ist Bizz. Manche sagen, die Serie hat noch nicht angefangen. Es hat nicht. Es hat nicht. The Biz Sound is my favorite of the weekend. Just him, just reacting to the goal. Anyone but him, you know? I think I said that directly to you. Oh, this guy was jumping for joy. Marshawn had this guy jumping for joy.

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The Big Suey: Sartorial Eloquence

1011.244

Am I the only one that felt bad for that guy? The rookie that jumped? Hands immediately on the head. It made me sad. I mean, I had the Steelers, so I was happy, but I was just like, aw, poor guy.

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The Big Suey: Sartorial Eloquence

181.841

Alright, we're coming back here.

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The Big Suey: Sartorial Eloquence

1840.621

I've signed 500 coloring books in the last week.

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The Big Suey: Sartorial Eloquence

858.525

This segment is presented by LinkedIn Jobs. Post your job for free at linkedin.com. Terms and conditions apply. Read it perfectly.

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The Big Suey: Sartorial Eloquence

92.551

What's up Dom? Dominique, how are you? What's up Chris? Christopher?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1066.627

Well, I can tell because you stretched that out.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1126.892

Did you? I did. Everyone knew. What do you mean, who knew? Arizona cactus. It's the first thing you think of. It was a good question by him, who knew. But everyone knew.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1151.603

So you had a bunch of people, and the best name, the funniest name you can come up with is booby cactus. So you had lunch with a bunch of unfunny people. The cactus looked like it had boobies.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

116.17

Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1163.451

You're right. But in fairness, I'm certain I'd come up with a funnier name than booby cactus. Did you see the cactus? I did not. Because it might have just been.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1172.356

I apologize to all the people I just said weren't funny.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1205.12

That leads me to my loser. Okay. Germany. Oh.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1210.284

For getting bonus football that they didn't want, courtesy of Carolina and the New York Giants.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1254.753

Who'd you have these early conversations with?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1271.508

A rare expense trip to Spain. I'm excited about this.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1279.992

I'll give you a loser.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1290.879

Not ideal. Listen, those three games were decided by a combined 77 points or something like that.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1306.009

27-17. So yesterday we spent, you know, a good portion of the day mocking just how bad that game was. The Chargers-Titans game.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1315.776

Best one of the bunch. Yeah. Are the Chargers good? They have the best defense in the NFL. You know that? They're sneaky good at 6-3. Harbaugh's such a good coach, man. Yeah. He just is.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1327.303

And he's going to win.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1333.845

He's a good quarterback, Mike. Yeah. Like, he had a good game yesterday, Justin Herbert. I guess. I have a loser for you guys. He was 14 of 18. I mean, you're right. They're going to run the ball. They're going to stop the run. And Herbert's going to go four. He's going to turn Herbert into Alex Smith. Unbelievable.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

136.28

God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey, eh?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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I prefer that they get blown out the way they got blown out yesterday. Because usually what happens is the game, it's late in the fourth quarter, and I'm sticking around, I'm watching, I'm emotional, the Jets have a chance, they have a chance, and they'll blow it.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1374.913

And they'll blow it in a way that I've never seen them blow it before, which is amazing considering that they've blown games in every conceivable way imaginable. So I'd just rather it be over and over early.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1415.861

I have a winner. Okay. The Eagles. Nick Sirianni. They blow out Dallas. I know Dak's not there, but they blow out Dallas on the road. They're a really good team. Nick Sirianni's a big winner. Everyone is calling for his job, and that guy just keeps winning football games. He's laughing at everyone.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

143.303

It was an exciting week. We are live here in Scottsdale, Arizona, at the DraftKings Sportsbook, courtesy of our friends at Smirnoff. It was a great weekend of football, except for the 4 o'clock games. We'll get to those in just a second. But the 1 o'clock. They were fine. 4 o'clock's bird gang. Stop it.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1435.373

Do you? Yeah. Okay. In the NFC, yeah. You don't? I don't know. I don't know how I feel about them. Who do you feel good about in the NFC? I mean, the Lions. The Lions. Yeah, the Lions. Could the Eagles beat the Lions in Detroit playoff game? Could I see that happening? Yes. Maybe, yeah. I could. No. It's so interesting with Sirianni because he's been the Eagle. This is his fourth year.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1464.135

First three years. Made it to the playoffs. One year went to the Super Bowl. He was a couple of points away from beating Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reid in a Super Bowl. Yeah. And yet he is criticized on a weekly basis. and they keep winning football games.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1481.188

He goes for it a lot, and he's nuts.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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But to me, that's a match made in heaven. Like, the Eagles having a coach that is willing to engage the fans, that's their guy. They should embrace him.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1517.378

The big difference with Ryan Day is he's not beating Michigan. That's the problem. It'd be like Nick Sirianni never beating the Cowboys.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Or never beating the Giants or never beating the Commanders.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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He deserves to be out.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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But everyone else – FSU since they went to the – well, they didn't make it to the playoff, but they haven't stopped losing. Man. I don't know what's going on.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1575.433

That's not the problem. Mike Norvell should spell his last name with nine L's. Yeah.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Make that joke every week.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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I have a winner, college football style, Indiana. Indiana. I know it was Michigan. Michigan's not very good. But you know what? Indiana beat Michigan. They beat Michigan. It happened. It happened. Indiana beating Michigan. I'm happy for Indiana. I hope they keep going. Mikey, you have been a football fan. We've all been football fans for a long time. But I think you and I are close.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

160.812

Yeah.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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We're the same age. Ouch. What? I mean, how old are you, Mikey?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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You're still doing that?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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We're the same age. We're the same age. I'm three decades younger than you. My larger point was, did you ever imagine a day where we would be talking about Indiana in the college football playoff? Young 39. My God.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

164.155

Okay, but all the Cardinals fans left. You're still doing the bird gang thing? What do you mean? All the Cardinals fans left. There's still one right here. Bird gang. Cardinals are good, huh? Yeah. That's what I've been trying to tell you all season.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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I can't.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Right.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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You might be, like, right down the middle. I got to tell you, I'm so tired I confused you with Stanzik. He's also not your age.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

1690.992

I just wish him a 40th birthday.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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What? By 10 days.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Yes. I thought Mikey A was Fuentes because usually it's Fuentes sitting right next to me, not Mikey A. Mikey A is a Connecticut somewhere.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Oh, really? I have a loser. You have kids?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Adam, late, huh? In their 50s? Indiana, by the way. Yeah. Did you ever imagine we'd be talking about them as a football team? No. I know. Are they going to make it if they lose to Ohio State? Yes. If they get blown out?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Really? If they get blown out, you think they're going to make the playoffs? I think the committee cannot get them out of there soon enough.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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I want to be clear on something. You're telling me Indiana plays Ohio State. Ohio State beats them by four touchdowns. Okay. You think the committee after that, because that's the last thing they'll see from Indiana, is going to put them in the college football playoff?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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What?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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But Alabama can have three losses. Indiana, I feel like they, I'm kind of.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Right. Yeah, but you're getting blown out in that loss. If it was a close game, I would agree with you. Because then the committee says to themselves, okay, they played Ohio State, but they only lost by three points late in the game. What if they lose by two touchdowns? They're good enough to compete. Well, that's the interesting thing.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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How close do they have to keep that game against Ohio State to make it to the playoff? I would say it would have to be like seven points or less.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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All right.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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What would Ohio State, how many losses would that be? They'd have two losses.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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And they beat Michigan, right?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

183.912

The B-B-B-B-B-B-B?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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If Indiana beats Ohio State, then goes on to win the Big Ten Championship, they will be a top four. They'll have a bye week. Oh. Easily.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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I was right.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Billy, you asked for the football.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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You were like, throw me the football.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Right. Well, you got to throw it when you have a ball.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Someone told me Mikey A was 50 earlier in the day. No one told you that. It's kind of crazy.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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But what are you nervous about? Just the picks or the game in general? Because the Dolphins are playing a very hot Rams team who's getting healthy. What are you nervous about? We'll get to that later.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Yeah. Got some moxie. I like him. It was a dart, too. Yeah. I mean, the Jets are signing him. A little low. I hate them. I am so tired of their act. Their act is losing. I'm tired of it. I'm thinking about becoming a fan of a new team. I've said that 17,000 times. Let's try and figure that team out. In my 38 years of life.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Well, you know, I'm good. It's all right. I mean, we're all the same age.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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That is true.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Wow. Here's the first one, Billy, okay? I think you'll enjoy this. Top five teams I didn't believe in last week that I'd now be shocked if they didn't make the Super Bowl.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Wait a second. What?

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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These are the top five teams that last week I didn't believe in them, and this week after seeing them play and seeing the results, I'd be shocked if those five teams didn't make the Super Bowl.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Okay.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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All right.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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Number five, Arizona Cardinals.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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I'm going to be honest. I haven't watched them. The only reason I watched them was because they were playing my team, the Jets, and we were in Arizona doing it.

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Which is why I'd be shocked if they didn't make it to the Super Bowl.

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Our buddy Rollis' brother really has them playing well.

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Yeah. The Cardinals are good. They really are. Shocked if they don't make the Super Bowl. Number four, the Steelers. Wow. Wow.

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You know what? I believe that they were a playoff team last week. I didn't believe they were a team that could go to the Super Bowl, and now I'd be shocked if they didn't go to the Super Bowl.

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Yeah. Yeah. You guys agree, or what do you think? I agree. I mean, Steelers are 7-2. It's 6-2. Wasn't convinced. 7-2. Convinced.

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Yeah. 7-2 is different than 6-2.

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Number three, the Eagles. The Eagles. I need the fanfare. Where's the sound?

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Everybody just heard it. Something.

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You're coming around to the Steelers, aren't you?

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But I'll take it. 27 and 13 on the year. The small way. You were rooting for Brees Hall. You needed like four yards, whatever it was. And you experienced for a minute what it was like to be a Jet fan. Getting let down despite being so close. Yeah. Billy. Yeah. We had a little skirmish on the sidelines.

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All right, number two, top five teams I didn't believe in a week ago that I now would be shocked if they didn't make the Super Bowl.

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Number two defense in the NFL. Defense wins championships. Number one defense.

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This has been quite the roller coaster for Austin because at times I thought he chose correctly, and now that I'm thinking about it, he didn't.

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Yeah. You ready for number one?

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You think you know what it is, huh?

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The Vikings. What? Listen, that was a big win. They could win ugly, and that's what it takes to advance far in the playoffs. You've got to be able to win and win ugly, and that's what the Vikings did against the Jaguars. How about that?

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Listen, they beat Matt Jones by five points.

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I'm giving you my top fives. You spent the whole day with me. You didn't get them? Yeah, that's warm.

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You want my top five bad wins?

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Top five bad wins of the weekend.

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Bad wins.

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Okay.

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Well, a bad win is winning a game that you shouldn't win.

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Because you want to improve your draft position, you know?

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Well, let me tell you something. Okay, number five on that list is the Carolina Panthers. That is a dreadful win. Congratulations to Bryce Young for winning back-to-back games. Back-to-back. Two weeks in a row, the victory formation for Bryce Young. Although he didn't have to do it this week because that game ended in overtime. Germany, we're sorry.

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What do you mean, uh? He played okay. He did not play great.

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Come draft time, okay, Carolina's going to look at that win, and they're going to throw up all over themselves. We won what? They're selecting in front of us because we beat who? When? Why? Germany. All of it. Number four. It's a bad win. It's a bad win. The New England Patriots. Terrible win. What a dreadful win. Seriously. They beat the Bears. May looks okay. May? Maybe?

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I think he has the potential to be good. Patriots?

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Oh, my God, I'm going to throw up. Which is why it's a bad win. If you get to draft time and you have the Jets and Dolphins selecting ahead of you, you had a bad season.

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Listen, Fuentes is nodding. He's agreeing with me over there. I want you to think about it. If you, okay? Billy, if you allow the Dolphins and the New York Jets with Aaron Rodgers and Tua, okay, to have a better season than you, and you're the Patriots, who they need to fill all the gaps around May.

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Yeah. What is that about? It's the rare skirmish for a team that won the football game.

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Yeah. You can't have it. You went into this season thinking we were going to be the worst team in the AFC.

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Yes.

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If you're anything short of that, bad year. You want a top pick?

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You don't agree. Was that number four? That was four. Number three is the Saints. It's a bad win. It's a bad win. No need to win that game. No need to win that game. There's no need to win. Listen, if you want to have a better team, no need to win that game. By the way, sneaky resurgence flying under the radar. Alvin Kamara. He's good. He's having a year. Good fantasy player. Bad loss.

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Number two, Vikings. What? Wait. What? You can't beat Mac Jones by five points. You just said. I'm glad that you went ugly, but you can't win that ugly.

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Not that ugly. Not to Mac Jones. I mean, you've got to beat him by more than five. You have to.

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Of course.

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There's still a possibility, though.

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I know. Really? You guys think he's going to get cut again this season? There are only two types of games MVS has. There's that game, the game he had yesterday. And then the other game where he has zero catches for zero yards.

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And a drop that will just rip your heart out.

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All right. I have one more team.

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These are the worst wins.

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Vikings. Bad win. Got it. Number one, Kansas City Chiefs. It's a bad win. Why is that? You don't want to win on a block field goal.

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That's not sustainable, winning on block field goals every week. Okay? Not sustainable. And listen, you want to get the losses out of your system. You want to do it now. You don't want to do it in January. You want to get the loss out of your system now. And that was a great opportunity for Kansas City to lose a game that they needed to lose, quite frankly.

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It was interesting. So it was in the San Francisco game, San Francisco and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and the Bucs have lost four straight now. and I think they've lost those four games by a combined, like, 20 points. They're in every football game. They don't win all of them, but Baker Mayfield has them in just about every game.

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Sophomore year.

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I mean, you would think he would know football.

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He thinks the Patriots would rather have a Super Bowl.

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Mikey, only one team in the history of the NFL has been undefeated. Start to finish, won the Super Bowl. It was the Dolphins, 1972.

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What we're telling you is the Chiefs are eventually going to lose, and yesterday was a great opportunity for that to happen, and they blew it.

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I'm not going to argue with you.

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That was the win that kept us from winning.

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Back after this.

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He has Kodan, and that's it. Well, Mike Evans is hurt, but you're right. So is Chris Godwin. Yeah, Godwin's hurt. But anyway, Moody, the kicker for San Francisco, came off the field after missing his third field goal of the day. And who was there to greet him? Deebo Samuel. And not greet him, like, with anything positive. Like, we got you. Go back out there.

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No one likes that.

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Not Dolphins games. No one likes picking when their own team is playing.

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And now you're forced to make picks.

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I've got some money to play with.

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Some would argue Michael Wilson couldn't get three extra yards.

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No one would argue that. People would say Michael Wilson gave you as many yards as he could give you. Career game. Which is like 44. He gave me everything he could. He had like 20, but he gave me everything he could. He did. Mikey A and I told you when you made that bet, you need like 11 yards from him. He gave you 20.

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He gave you everything he had.

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It was everything we thought it would be. If you want to know why Trey Lance was traded away from the Niners and the Cowboys never play him, you found out yesterday. You got your answers.

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What was he doing?

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They were terrible.

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Cooper Rush, just to kind of tell the audience here just how bad the Cowboys were yesterday, Cooper Rush was 13 of 23 for 45 yards. Yeah, that's hard to do.

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Trey Lance was four of six for 21 yards. That's three and a half.

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They are bad. Well, but here's the thing. Zach was not joking on the sideline when he said, we're effing bad.

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You're right.

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In the coming years. Jerry's only got a few left, Billy.

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Mikey, not you. Jerry and I have been watching football together.

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Okay, so I'm 41, 24, and 2 on Stew You Got. So I just want to point out to the audience that God Bless Football has been a source for you winning money. I am proud of what we have done with your bets and with my bets. I have not factored in this week yet into my record, but going into this past week, Okay. Ready? So you're giving us the BBBs right now.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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This is very exciting. Dolphins and Rams tonight.

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This was getting in the kicker's face. So much so that the long snapper had to get between Debo Samuel and Moody the kicker. Now, I keep calling him Moody the kicker because I don't know his first name. Jake. Jake Moody. Thank you very much. So, Debo was there to greet him in a foul Moody as he came off the field last I'm going to keep making that joke, Billy, whether you like it or not.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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It's a clipboard.

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Don't tell Sims I said that. Nobody. The big dog?

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Ready? You're a big ass.

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They'll look back and they'll say, why did we win that game? Let the Rams have it. Who cares?

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I'm nervous. Now I'm nervous. I don't want to see it.

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Tell me.

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Bulls**t. Sorry for cursing.

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How?

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Here's the thing. Jason Sanders, he can't win. Because if he hits the field goals, you're still going to keep an eye on Jason Sanders.

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And if he loses, you're going to double down.

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You're going to have two eyes on Jason Sanders.

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Right. What if they lose?

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Your perfect day is going two for three.

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He's saying best-case scenario, like for him, he'd rather go 2-1 and be able to blame Jason Sanders.

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Oh, so you're 3-0, and you still get to blame him.

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Yeah, that's best-case scenario.

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He's arriving at a place. I know that place. I'm very familiar with it.

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He's got too many takes all over the place.

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He was going to foul Moody, and he picked on a kicker. And I got news for you. Minutes later, after that skirmish, after choking the long snapper, all of them together celebrated a game-winning field goal by Moody. And so you might say maybe Debo delivered the message that needed to be delivered and got the job done. I say no.

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It was a very fun time. I'm shocked that Mikey A is not my age. God bless football. God bless football.

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Pick on someone your own size, and Debo should not have celebrated what Moody did at the end of the game, which was win the game for San Francisco.

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Well, because it opens up a roster spot. That's why you did it. You get a free pickup.

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How do you feel about Debo, who hasn't played in a couple of weeks because he's been injured, going after a kicker?

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A kicker who was injured, just came back, and then eventually won them the game.

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You have to. Do you? Yeah, I think you do.

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He's big. Is he?

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But, I mean, just in general, how do you feel about a guy like Debo Samuel getting on a kicker? Because, I mean, I guess, listen, he's part of the team. But to Mikey A's point, that kicker would never dare tell Debo Samuel how to do his job.

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Right. I understand.

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How many drops? That's a good question. I have no idea.

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Three rushes for 14 yards. He had 14 more yards rushing than the kicker. So, anyway. What were you saying? The Chiefs? The Chiefs are undefeated. Good day for Chiefs Kingdom. Hey, I forgot we were part of Chiefs Kingdom also. I still get emails from the Chiefs. You know that? Yeah, me too. Yeah, with ticket offers, with everything.

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Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

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It's only because I downloaded the ticket the night we went to Arrowhead Stadium.

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Come down.

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I'm going to New York.

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You asked me if I was coming down for that.

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It's a trek for you as well. Yes, it is. Dolphin Mall. Yes, it is. So some interesting games. You had the Steelers, man. The Steelers with Russell Wilson beating the Commanders by a single point. And then we'll get to Caleb Williams in a second because the Bears are looking at everything. Matt Eberflus said we're going to look at everything top to bottom. I suggest you take a look in the mirror.

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And I suggest it doesn't matter what you look at. You're not going to be the head coach next year. But the Steelers are interesting to me.

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So it's interesting because, Billy, they got rid of all their coordinators last year, if you remember, and replaced them. And it was odd to keep the head coach and fire all the guys that he hired to be his coordinators. Especially when you consider that two years ago, Jim Harbaugh wanted that job.

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They're not, no. It's a bad situation for him. He's going to be on his second head coach next year and – in two years, and that's not good for a rookie quarterback. You know, with Jaden Daniels, it's interesting. The Bears have to be feeling miserable today. They just do. Well, I mean, they do.

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You have the number one overall pick, and everyone's saying it's such a great quarterback draft, and it looks like it's going to be a great quarterback draft, yet they took the wrong one, and they had the first selection. It's still early. I mean, I'm not ready to give up on Caleb. Are you? I'm certainly not sold on Caleb. Am I ready to give up on him?

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No, but it's pretty obvious that Jaden Daniels is good. Bo Nix is a lot better than people expected him to be. And Drake May may be okay. I know, but, Billy, I'll take whatever upside they're over whatever it is with Caleb Williams. What? They're still upside. Caleb started every game. He hasn't played that well.

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That any team would. I'm not ready to give up on Caleb. I'm not saying I'm ready to give up on Caleb.

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I'm just talking about the feeling Chicago must have of here are five quarterbacks. You get to pick the first one, and I think if they had to do it again, knowing what they know now, Caleb would not be the first quarterback selected. They would take Jaden over. They would definitely take Jaden over Caleb Williams.

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Yeah, but they lost to a really bad opponent today.

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At home. Yeah. By 16 points, he put up three points at home against the Patriots.

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Debo might have something to say about that.

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You know what he doesn't do, though? He doesn't threaten the kicker when he comes off the field. That's not Baker. Baker doesn't do that.

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He's been great.

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If I look at the stats, I'm certain he's leading the NFL in touchdown passes.

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Why do you keep doing that? I'm checking out Baker right now.

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Burrow and Lamar Jackson have 24. Sorry.

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They're a half game up on the Ravens. Ravens had a bye week. I don't think they're going to win the division. So they're 7-2. Ravens are 7-3. Bengals at 4-6. I take that back. The Ravens played Cincinnati. on Thursday night. They play the Ravens next week. I'm just checking out the Steelers because I think defensively they might be the best defensive team in the NFL. The Steelers are good.

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I know what you're saying because typically with the Steelers, at least the last few years under Tomlin, it's been like 9-8. They wheeze into the playoffs and then someone blows them out on wild card weekend. I think this team is different if that's where you're headed because I think this team is actually good.

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I honestly don't. That was a cagey vet move.

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Russell Wilson knows how to draw people offside. It's why we got Aaron Rodgers, Mikey.

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You're right. The Steelers, by the way, have the second best defense in the NFL. Yeah. I want you to think about that. They're giving up 16 points a game, and now Russell Wilson's their quarterback, and they're playing much better offensively. The Steelers are good, Billy.

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16 points a game. You're telling Russ, go out and score 17 and we win.

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You know that Justin Fields cannot. Occasionally. He can get you 15. Consistently. Yeah. But Russell can get you 17. Those two points are everything. Yeah. Difference between winning and losing. Yeah.

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Cuervo.

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Yeah. The Saturday 4 o'clock game.

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Yeah. I don't think they're going to get it. I think they might get a bye. One team gets a bye. They have Baltimore at home coming up next. They're going to get a bye. Crazy. What do you mean? The Chiefs are 9-0. The Steelers are going to get a bye. Only one team gets the bye. When we come back, guys, when we come back. I don't know. The Chiefs.

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Cuervo.

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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)

128.251

Das war in den 30er-Jahren. Ich erinnere mich nur noch an die Schleifschleife. Meine Mutter spielte sie mit einigen älteren Freunden. Der Tapper? Ja. Ich denke, es macht einen Comeback.

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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Ja, Billy. Wir haben Ethan geschrien, weil er furchtbar ist.

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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)

454.258

Mike Myers hat wirklich nichts nach Shrek gemacht. Es gibt Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek 3, Shrek the Halls, Shrek Shrekless, Shrek Forever After, Donkeys Caroling Christmas, Shrek's Yule Log, Shrek's Thrilling Tales, Dreamworks Shrek's Swamp Stories, Shrek 5 ist gekommen. Ich glaube, er hat seinen Nisch gefunden, Oger.

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She turned and she goes, wait, Mike Myers is Shrek? And me and Mike just looked at her like... Das ist eine schlechte Lüge. Und dann hat sie gesagt, nein, das ist wirklich so. Ich habe es ihr auf dem Computer gezeigt, ich habe es gegoogelt.

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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)

544.52

John Lithgow war Lord Farquaad? Ja. Was? Er konnte nicht mehr so aussehen wie John Lithgow. Warte, bis du findest, wer Fiona war.

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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...

You're listening to DraftKings Network.

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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...

1555.481

You should have to do an episode from your bathtub.

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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...

1586.312

And Bob Love has his number retired by the Bulls.

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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...

1596.228

Bob Love, three-time All-Star. Kevin Love, Billy?

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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...

1612.05

He was averaging 22 points. Top 20 in MVP voting.

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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...

1639.384

He did, like, in a shower. It didn't count, obviously. We always talk about how right Amin is, but we never talk about how wrong Chris and Tony were in this.

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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...

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The Bulls only have a couple players with their numbers retired.

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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...

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I think four.

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I don't know if you count. I mean, do you count executives? Because Phil Jackson and Jerry Krause are like Ring of Honor or whatever they call it there.

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Most people would live in Cleveland for $40 million, whether or not they liked it.

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And, I mean, Cleveland the organization.

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Well, he said that he wanted to play for a team that could maybe win something.

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Yeah, but I could see people being hurt by that. But to throw Dan a bone here, as a sports fan who's not really, I don't really have a dog in this fight, yeah, I want to see the best players play for the best teams.

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And it is a bummer that one of the best players in the league is going to be on this Cleveland Browns team that is in cap hell for the next how many years because they made the worst deal in NFL history to sign Deshaun Watson.

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But I think the point is that he got the money that he wanted, so we can't put other desires into his heart that he may not have. It seems like this was a happy ending, I guess.

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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...

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Well, I'm not a father, but I can tell you it's possible they could trade George Pickens and get that second-round pick back. But this was a desperate need for the Steelers last season. They really needed more bodies at the wide receiver position. They tried to trade for Mike Williams, and they got a couple touchdowns out of him, but it didn't change anything.

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And then when Pickens was hurt, the offense completely fell apart. They really didn't have any downfield threats for Russell Wilson. So this is something that I think the Steelers needed to do. But there's still obviously a question of who is going to actually be their quarterback now, because it could be Aaron Rodgers.

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It sounds like it still could be Justin Fields or Russell Wilson, but maybe leans more towards Russell Wilson of the two of them. It could be like a fourth option. It could be Sam Darnold. It just... Maybe they should have looked harder at Stafford.

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There's no really great options right now for teams like Pittsburgh and Seattle who are going to need quarterbacks for next season because this is a pretty weak quarterback draft. And free agency is not a lot of these teams don't want to pay these players the contracts that they're about to earn because they're just not that great.

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But I feel like we all have Aaron Rodgers amnesia for some reason. The reason the Jets were bad the first half of the season was also because of Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, cool. They turned things around for the last five meaningless games of the season. But do we not remember the whole thing for the last two years? I understand why a team wouldn't want to sign him.

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But if you're the guy that just signed the huge contract, are you going to pay for the number?

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We're doing Hasselbeck. We're doing Wilson. Who's the third?

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It's also a run-first offense that hasn't had a great quarterback for several years.

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But Geno Smith in 2022 was better than anything the Steelers have had since Ben Roethlisberger retired.

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That's the Steelers also. The number one jersey is retired in Pittsburgh, by the way. Has not been reissued in a long time.

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Gary Anderson.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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Like, if you want him to actually develop LeBron, it's better for him to play and develop than be a meaningless player on this team.

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That's not a real thing.

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But daddy's going to be done in two years, and then what? He wants to be his own man and he wants to be in the league. He should develop as a player. And there's stories of players who go and develop in the G League and then come out and are productive NBA players. He's wasting time, honestly, of development if he's just sitting on the roster for them to continue to have these moments.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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Look how cool it is they're on the floor together.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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Big year last year.

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They were wrong.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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How does he still exist in this world where he sold the team, but we're still craving his thoughts and opinions?

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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Because everyone also publicly is saying, hey, Mark, shut up. Stop talking. Everywhere. Everywhere he's trying to help someone talk, they're like, oh, Mark, a little less talking, please.

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That's an ego thing by them, right? Because who wakes up in 2025 and says, you know what? I really wonder what George Bush thinks about this issue. Yeah. Well, on this one, I can understand.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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I thought hookah was like a taboo thing for teenagers. There's full grown adults that are smoking hookah.

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They're probably retiring his jersey now because they're afraid of what the person running his social is going to say soon and they're not going to be able to retire in like a year. Why are they retiring it while he's active? That's weird, right? Like on another team.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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I blame Dan for this. Greg, you know what I was thinking would be more meaningful? Instead of retiring the number zero, what if the Cavs just said, you know what? We're retiring love. We will never have another player named love. Right, yeah. On our team. And you just start retiring last name. So no one with that name can ever play for your team again because that's how meaningful they were.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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Not an ideal start. I don't know what I just said. Lapointe's not a threat to run at second base. If I'm Rundy, if I'm FIU, I just pay him no mind. Even if he's dancing off second base, just go right after Leroux here.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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He's going to get pardoned or whatever. Kindness, I think, was appropriate.

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And you know it.

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And you know it. That's great. You did call him a foul out on the prowl earlier, too. Nice. Yeah, it's a big day for you yesterday, Greg.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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For the record, let's mark up your tombstone right now just so that, you know, worst case scenario, we don't botch this. What would you like it to say?

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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And you know it.

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He's also made this a lot harder for Brawny than he has to while making it easier for Brawny than most people have, right? Because, like, everything around Brawny getting to the NBA was kind of like, okay, like, this isn't normal. Like, saying, hey, you know what, if the Lakers or if any other team drafts Brawny, he's going to go play in Australia.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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Like, that's not normal for someone who is in Brawny's position, right? And he goes and he plays in the first game of the year and they have the cool moment. Like... It's okay for LeBron to be mad, but it's also okay for LeBron to be wrong about being mad about this situation because Bronny is a professional and he's not being targeted, I don't think.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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He's only being targeted in the sense that if someone else is in Bronny's position, we wouldn't be talking about that person at all. Like, not at all. The only reason they're talking about it is because it's Bronny's son, but also because LeBron keeps kind of putting him out there saying, there's no player that's better than Bronny that I'm seeing in the NBA right now.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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and having him partially be in the G League sometimes, then sometimes in the NBA when the G League is traveling. And like, it's just a weird arrangement. And I think in the clips that, I mean, we haven't seen all of the Stephen A clips, but in the clips that have been out there, Stephen A said as much as, you know, I think that he should go to the G League and he should develop into an NBA player.

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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James

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I'm not saying that he's not going to be at some point in time. He's just not right now, which isn't,

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Well, the thing that's dumb about it, right, is that like the NBA is full of fringe players as like the last person on the roster who just don't get playing time and basically just sit on the bench all the time. Right. And like, that's fine if the Lakers want that to be Bronny's role, but you're really costing him development.

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Like, if you actually are taking him seriously as an NBA prospect, an NBA player, it suits him better to actually get legitimate playing time in the G League than just being a fringe player that plays in blots or sits on the bench for the Lakers just so he can be on the team with his dad and he can check in and they can have that cool fabricated moment every once in a while.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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No, I knew that he was an Eagles fan, too. Because there's been times they've played against each other. He hasn't wanted to pick either team. I'm not the commissioner of fandom. No, but it's totally equal.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Like, are you going to tell anyone? And I was like, if I must, I guess. That's the part we said was funny, that, like, you hiding it.

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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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He's holding a dog.

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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

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Come on. How can you say he's not a tier one quarterback?

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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

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I mean, DP lied about Super Bowl Saturday. So I called him, I said one word, liar!

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Hour 1: Great American Cities

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What are you shaking your head about? A beeline. The video I saw, it looked like they kind of like did a double. A beeline would be like, holy shit, that's Stugatz. I couldn't want to talk to anyone more. This was kind of like, look left. Oh, is that Stu? I should go over there.

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To me, a beeline gives off, like, I'm going to say hi to this guy no matter what.

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Not a beeline, though.

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All right.

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That's a beeline. Okay, so yeah, thank you. He walked on a stage in the middle of an interview, said hello to Emmitt Smith, and kept walking. So he said it well. Went out of his way? Definitely. Not a B-line. Okay, so a D-plus line.

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Hour 1: Great American Cities

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$50,000?

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You are not that person. Christ, man. How is he so consistent with his lie, though?

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Hour 1: Great American Cities

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That's my thought. This is like probably Thursday or Friday. This is just perfect.

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Day two I saw one with Blackjack where he's like, oh, I play my own way. I'm like, that's Monday or Tuesday, Stugatz.

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Hour 1: Great American Cities

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I thought you get the elbow involved when you're doing that.

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Hour 1: Great American Cities

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He's doing it without the elbow. I always go elbow. You go with the thumb?

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Hour 1: Great American Cities

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That's the thing. On a Tuesday, you're thrilled for that guest. But on a Friday, you're like, hmm. On a Friday, no.

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Hour 1: Great American Cities

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Don't cry unless you're retiring.

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Hour 1: Great American Cities

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Anything gets them nowadays. Right. And so to shame. That Google commercial? Hell and back.

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Hour 1: Great American Cities

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This episode of the Dan Labattard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Venmo.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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And then he gave it to his son in law.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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No, I just think like if you're Harrison Ford and you get a Jeep, you look at your family. Who needs a Jeep? Kyle needs a Jeep. Why is this always Kyle with you? Hey, Kyle.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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I can't believe how little alcohol this room drank for the Super Bowl. I didn't drink at all. Mike didn't drink. Jess, did you drink?

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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Yeah, we just all ate.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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To be specific, this was a pistachio gelato.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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It was gelato.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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Just said it, all right? Let me be.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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I was just trying to flare up my gelato.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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At least we're not stopping down and focusing on it.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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I'm sorry. I just said in his headset, haven't you been to all of them too?

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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This episode of the Dan Levitz Art Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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I had to watch this multiple times because I'm like, is he doing a thing where he's being sarcastic and he's looking at the camera like I... No, no. This is genuine. He's like, it's the kind of guy I am. If I won 50K, I would just start handing out $5,000.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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I wanted to scream.

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Because I saw another one of these where they asked him about blackjack. where he did his Stugatz thing of, I play how I want, I don't give a shit, where I was like, that's the Stugatz I know. He's playing, like, that's the hits right there, baby. And then the next one, he's this, like, earnest, oh, I'd start, 550K, I would hand it out to anyone who needs it. That's the kind of guy I am.

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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am

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And I'm like, what happened between those two videos?

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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction

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Okay, well, let's talk. He'swithus.com or something. Immaculate Foundation.

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Look, it was a week. We don't need to get into it.

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He was fine. No. Guys, he was cut off mid-sentence, headed into a commercial break.

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Fox debuted a new scorebook to distract people from Tom Brady.

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What would they do if old Ron would have then told us the law firm he works for right after? Like, I'm Ron Torbert of Torbert, Ister, and Green.

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I don't think it would have been the same.

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Did they end up there? We don't need to get into it. I was wondering where some of those interviews ended up. I don't see them anywhere. But, you know, we go and we do work. We go and we do work. Except Friday we canceled all those interviews because someone had a flight and he had to get out of town.

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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction

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I had a conversation with an Uber driver about Harry Connick Jr. because you were hearing how he was at the Kelsey party and all this stuff. The Uber driver was like, you know, his dad was famously a DA here for 20 years. I'm like, I didn't know that. Why would I know that? I was like, was he any good? I'm like, yeah, yeah, he was a good DA, which I don't know who keeps rankings of their local DAs.

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Uh-oh, all right, well, let's, okay.

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Oh, so he was not a good DA. I'm glad we're here. I'm glad we're here the day after the Super Bowl to talk about Harry Connick Sr. and his record as a DA.

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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction

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I'm with Chris in that I feel like if you were to have a quiz and you were like, is this a Harry Connick Jr. movie? Or is it not? Or is this a Harry Connick Jr. song? Or is it not? I don't think people would do very well on that quiz. I don't think that people would get passing. I think C-plus is the best anyone in this room could do in terms of what has Harry Connick Jr.

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done besides be Harry Connick Jr.

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Everybody else had to wait until 7 o'clock for their flight because we didn't know what time his flight was at. So we could have moved up five hours, but instead we were just kind of walking around New Orleans trying to figure out. Twiddling our thumbs, as they say. But, hey. We're back. We're here. Don't worry about it. Did you do a Colin Cowherd-esque show today?

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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction

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New Orleans. A plane out of Philadelphia today would be a disaster.

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All right, a quick quiz here. I have four names of albums, and you tell me which one of these is a Harry Connick Jr. album.

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No, no. So for those of you who enjoy God Bless Football and the DraftKings Network, you're going to watch it tonight. This is what happened. I didn't want to wait. until 2 o'clock to publish a Super Bowl recap episode because I thought for the podcast listeners that was a little ridiculous. So I did one and Mike Yeh was there. Fuentes was there, you know, kind of helping out.

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So, you know, we had a little threesome, if you will, sometimes. Some people call it that. Three days.

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a little bit of that but uh you know it's just kind of two of us talking it out and then through the magic of uh production later on the DraftKings network all of us will be there because we're gonna do another exact same guy was football after the show today so that we can get that out on the DraftKings network but again I was gonna wait to get the podcast out because people weren't used to the podcast at that time so I had to give

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to the podcast. Good job, Matt.

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Well, he only considers his schedule. He's being more considerate of his schedule. Only his.

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I called Pete Davidson Pete Wentz.

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Yeah, I'm your dad's age.

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Is that what you're saying?

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That's all. Meg Ryan did the same movie 50 times, right? Yeah. Like, in the heyday, like, Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally. Like, it was all the same movie over and over again, right? Rom-coms. You've Got Mail.

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Jason Statham. Oh, I was going to say not Statham.

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Yeah, he's flying.

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Yeah. Yeah, he's flying. He said he'll be here at 9.45 or 10. I said, that doesn't work. We mute Tip Cobbler's football at 7.30 in the morning. And he said, oh, we can do it after the show. I go, well, I don't think people want to wait until 2 o'clock for a Super Bowl recap, so I'm going to have to do that one solo. So that's what I did.

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If you think that I spent an hour breaking down Kendrick Lamar, you will be disappointed in God Bless Football this week, I will say. What did you... We talked some football, Dan. We talked some pigskin. We did some commercials. We did some stuff. We played a game of more or less Mike Lee. So, you know, things that we do.

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No, I do.

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No, it's not that I don't want to bring attention to it. I just, you know, I have to walk a tightrope here so that I don't recycle, you know, the things that I did so I don't want to do. But if you want, we could play a game of more or less Mike Lee real quickly, a little preview.

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You're going to like this. This is how more or less Mike Lee works. I give you a situation, and it's more Mike Lee or it's less Mike Lee. So this was a scenario, and we can discuss because you guys will have different opinions on this, and you might have a different answer. Which is more Mike-ly, that Drew Barrymore has been on an MSC cruise or that Eugene Levy has ever eaten Little Caesars?

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Because the cruise, I saw the cruise commercial and I said, I'm never going to step on a cruise ship and Drew Barrymore is just going to be hanging out at this cruise ship. Like, it's very un-Mike-ly that this situation happened. It's called more or less Mike-ly because we have someone on the show, his name is Mikey, Dan.

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So the other one, though, was immediately followed up back-to-back commercials with Eugene Levy telling us about Little Caesars. And Eugene Levy never in his life has been to a Little Caesars, and I am willing to die on that. I am willing to go down with that shit because I don't think that he even, when approached, knew what Little Caesars was.

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And I'm basing that, yes, sure, on his character in the public and the way that he behaves. But I've been watching his show on Apple, Apple Plus, Apple whatever it's called. And he's there and he's on vacation and he's in all these opulent hotels and he's visiting all these destinations. And you can tell that his life is not one that involves Little Caesars.

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And there's nothing wrong with hot and ready pizza. There's nothing wrong with Little Caesars. There's nothing wrong with those giant heating microwaves that you have to go in and you have to put in codes and then a little door opens and you get out your Little Caesars. Nothing wrong with any of that. I just don't think that this is something that Eugene Levy has ever done in his life.

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No, lacrosse season has started.

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Yeah, it took it too far.

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Am I the only one that knows this? Did he not tell anyone? I assumed this was run by someone. I was aware that he'd be late today.

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I don't want to hear from all of those teams. I don't want to hear from any of those teams. I'm in my Chiefs hat because, you know, when you're part of Chiefs Kingdom, you ride the highs and the lows, and we've had a lot of highs as members here of Chiefs Kingdom. So, you know, the day after you get blown out of the Super Bowl, I'm going to own it. You're still thankful for the journey.

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I like that you could see through it. My only gripe, and it's probably crazy, is I thought it was too big. You know, like if you're going to go like minimalist on it, make it a little bit smaller so that I can actually see through. Because I was basically looking around billboards to watch the game on the thing. Like the team names were too big. And then sometimes like where's down in distance?

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Like where's the play clock? Like it was a little confusing. I kind of like that they went for something there, though.

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What'd you want it to look like? Just the regular one, whatever they had before?

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Yeah. I mean, I thought it was fine. I liked it. And it also took away from Tom Brady talking into commercial breaks and getting cut off in sentence. So many people were talking about the graphics that they weren't talking about Tom Brady, which I think was a win. And his watch. His watch was ridiculous. Apparently worth $800,000. I cannot imagine going into a store.

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I don't even, I assume a store, right? And saying, I'll take that one. And they're like $800,000. Like, okay, here's the card. Like, how does that work?

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I guess the idea is so foreign to me because like, if I go and I spend like, I don't know, a couple hundred dollars sometimes, like the card will just say like decline. Like this is, you know, bad activity, suspicious activity. Like, so the idea, like $800,000, imagine you're him. And then the bank has to call you or text you like three times, like send Y for yes.

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I don't know what my thing would be if I made money. I hope to one day figure it out.

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Yeah. Yeah, I figured. When we come back. Watch guys. We're going to get into the Jets. We're going to get into commercials. And we're going to have some winners and losers.

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Exactly right. We've had, oh, God, what a number of years we've had going back and forth. Don't let the people tell you that this is the end of the dynasty. I will not accept that.

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I don't know why I wait till word breaks to vent to you guys about things.

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Well, it's about things that I probably shouldn't be talking about on air anyways. Sure. Just a real quick thing. There was a couple at this party that announced they were having a baby.

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lovely look at me louis very happy for you it's a super bowl okay like i again very very happy for this couple it was kind of a family party they weren't in my family but like that's that's another thing but like very happy for you guys i don't know why we did it in in the middle of the game also like it was it was a little bit odd to me like second and ten hey guys guess what

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Yeah, there's just like a cheer erupted, and then we found out what was going on. Again, very happy for the couple, but it seemed like, timing for me seemed a little suspect. Hey, you want to play a game of winners and losers presented by Smirnoff the World's Numberwood Vodka? Always. Please drink responsibly.

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I also, Mikey, have, and I know this is your thing, so I don't want to step on your toes here at all, but I want to play a game, a quick one round of more Mike Lee. Oh, yes. If we can.

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A little bit later.

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Well, it's good then. We can do it now to kind of, you know. Dip our toe in. Exactly right. Give people a little appetite for more Mike Lee. Yeah, tease a little bit. Okay. Winners and losers presented by Smirnoff. Do you guys have any winners or losers that you want to get to today? Or am I flying so high? I have a loser. I have a loser. You have a loser? Oh, okay. The music started.

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No, no, no, not the end of the dynasty.

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All right, you want to go first? You can give us a loser first.

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First of all, season starts today, just as we've already discussed. Brand new season, undefeated, just like you are. Also, Xavier Worthy. Have a game, Xavier Worthy. I took Xavier Worthy in our weekly fantasy contest presented by Smirnoff. I'm not even going to tell you the URL because that's done. That ended yesterday, so you don't need to go.

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In A.J. Brown. A.J. Brown, a couple weeks ago, was seen on the sideline reading a book. And we had people in the company here, David Sampson, said he would have cut A.J. Brown the next day. And A.J. Brown then during the Super Bowl had a moment with Nick Sirianni where he was kind of getting a little lippy and they were getting a little bit frustrated.

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He said, oh, wow, the tensions are carrying over. I hope this team doesn't unravel. No, they did not because the next drive, A.J. Brown scored a touchdown. So A.J. Brown, not the best behavior all the time. Super Bowl champion, big winner, A.J. Brown.

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So the offensive pass interference was very early in the game, and it seemed like a huge moment, which ended up being completely insignificant. First drive, it would have been like a 20-yard pickup and instead ends up resulting in a punt. Yeah. I got to be honest with you, in the slow-mo, I'm like, yeah, I get what you call it. And by the way, Mike Pereira was doing the officials no favors.

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Absolutely no favors. And I don't want to be the guy that comes in and says, Mike Pereira, do better, whatever. But Mike Pereira. Do a little bit better, okay? Like, you know how hard this job could be. Don't come up here and tell us when you're watching things in slow-mo replay, well, I would have done this, I would have done that, I would have done this, I would have done that.

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I have somewhat of a gripe, and I realize that this is ridiculous because I'm in media. I hate, I hate... I hate hearing the coaches and former executives and former, you know, whatever, head of officiating, officials and all this stuff. Tell me what they would have done in this situation.

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Buddies, if you guys were so great at those jobs, you'd still have them because no one is walking away from these positions willingly to go talk about these positions. You guys were all bad at your jobs. And that's why you're on television talking about the other people who are better at their jobs than you were. And that's why they still have said jobs and they haven't been replaced.

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So you coming out and talking crap about them really rubs me the wrong way. I'm tired of hearing how easy it was to be a former coach and how easy it was to be in management and how easy it was to be an official when you couldn't hang. And that's why you're on television talking about the people that couldn't. Just a little mini rant. Here's a loser in Winners and Losers presented by Smirnoff.

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And you don't even really need a recap of this presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. But I'm going to give it to you for free because I know that you guys really are interested and want to hear about our fantasy situation. So, like, Super Bowl is a different one.

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Here's a winner and loser presented by Smirnoff, and it is the exact same thing that you just said, but for a different reason. Here are the losers. Us. for saying that the officials were cheating on behalf of the Chiefs and they overcorrected and did not cheat on behalf of the Chiefs to the point that the game was not interesting.

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I could have used a lot of cheating yesterday on behalf of the officials just to keep things close and tight and honestly interesting for three quarters because, boy, was that game boring. Like, a long, boring game. We've gone over it. So happy for the Eagles and the wonderful people of Philadelphia. I can't think of a fan base that deserves this championship more than the Philly fans.

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Man, do they struggle. And man, are they gracious winners. I'm so happy for them. However, I could have really used... Some cheating by the officials yesterday just to keep things tight and interesting. Yeah. And by the way, to have them run the ball at all because I had Kareem Hunt in fantasy also. And nine yards, buddy, ain't going to do it. That's why I finished in 70th place.

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They ran it 11 times, but four of them were by Patrick Mahomes.

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Four of them were by Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. Cheating. Could have used more of it yesterday in the Super Bowl. Do you have any winners or losers? Yeah, it would have been a more interesting game. Any winners and losers for you? No?

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Yeah. You know who was a winner this weekend? Mike Fuentes was the winner because he listened to the bear.

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He did listen to the bear. Selectively. Well, that's true, too. He chose when. But the time that he chose, great time for him to choose to listen to the bear. Great time for him to listen to the bear. You want to play a quick game of more Mike-ly? I do. Unless you have any more winners and losers presented by Smirnoff. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

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You have the captain that's points and a half, and then you have five different, you know, utility slots, basically, where you can take anyone else on the field. Oh. Xavier Worthy came in clutch. I finished in like 46th place or something like that, so right out of the money, but what a pickup by Xavier Worthy. Saquon Barkley, dud of a game.

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Any more winners and losers? Going once. Going twice. Okay, sold. More Mike-ly. We're going to move on to the next thing. More Mike-ly. All right, so Super Bowl. Big thing in the Super Bowl are the commercials. I don't know how you guys felt about the commercials this year. Again, I have somewhat discussed the setup that I had with you guys. I was outside. There were a lot of people.

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Hard to watch the commercials on the projection screen, also when a lot of people are talking.

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I'm with you on that. And I feel like and I don't know this, but I feel like the companies and like the ad agencies and all that are spending so much on these commercials that they're like, we can't just run for 30 seconds and be out eight million dollars. You know what I mean?

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Yeah, I'm with you because I I'd like to be surprised. And there really is never a surprise anymore in the commercials just because you already see them beforehand. So anyways. More Mike Lee. And this is Super Bowl commercial based. Did you guys have a favorite commercial? Just out of curiosity.

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I have maybe like two that I can even remember happening. I remember that Pringles had one where for some reason they were like blowing into it and then the mustaches were flying off people's faces. I remember that one. And I was like, oh, Adam Brody. He's still doing stuff. Good for him. Yeah. Good for him. Seal as a seal.

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I didn't even see that one.

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Well, it had Cindy Sweeney in it, which is right after a Glenn Powell commercial, which the two of them.

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Enough already, the two of them.

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Yeah, I did see Becky G in a commercial. I had no idea what it was for, and now that you're mentioning it, I do remember a seal, but I didn't realize that seal was a seal because, again, I was very far away from the screen as a whole thing.

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Real quick, winners and losers. You don't have to play the music. Real quick, winners and losers. And this is the dangerous game that happens with projections also. Winners, all of us for a kid not tripping on the cable and unplugging the projector because it's happened every single year. A kid trips on the cable, unplugs the projector, unplugs the sound. There's a scramble.

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Guy scores a touchdown every single game except the Super Bowl, which, in my opinion, does he deserve a ring?

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No one knows how to fix it. You have to do a whole thing. People are shaking things. Now you're just sitting outside in the dark. Didn't happen yesterday. So good job on all the children.

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without even speaking somebody sits by the cable and anytime a kid starts a pro whoa whoa whoa whoa stay right there go around there around there wasn't but i think what happened is the bounce house placement uh made it so that the kids weren't in the area with the cables which is a good job by everyone that's set up okay so here is a round of super bowl commercial more mike lee okay

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Fuentes, you want to play More Mikely also? Okay. And this is, I realize now, not fun at all. But at the time, I thought it was fun and I thought I was going to have more of these because it was early on and it was a commercial. Okay. Which is More Mikely? And if you have More Mikelys that you want to send us, you can tag all of us, you know, at Billy Gill, Mike Esports.

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I need them for the season.

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So if you want, you have any ideas, just tweet at all of us, hashtag More Mikely. Which is more Mike Lee? Drew Barrymore going on an MSC cruise? Or Eugene Levy eating at Little Caesars? More Mike Lee. Because those were back-to-back commercials. And when I saw them, when I saw Drew Barrymore, I was like, Drew Barrymore is never going to be on a cruise ship with the common folk.

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Some people are wondering, doesn't show up in the biggest game, kind of has his team carry him. Really, the MVP should have been the kicker, if we're going to be perfectly honest with you. Guy puts up basically half of their points for the entire game. And Jalen Hurts was pretty good, too.

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I am never going to walk around on a cruise and see Drew Barrymore on an MSC cruise. And I was like, this is ridiculous. And then the next commercial comes on and Eugene Levy is selling me Little Caesars. And I said, that is a man who does not even know what Little Caesars is while he's trying to sell me Little Caesars.

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God bless football, Mikey, eh?

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Okay, now here's my thinking. I think that you guys are right in terms of more Mike Lee that Drew Barrymore could end up on a cruise.

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Now, this is why I think that she could end up on a cruise because cruises also have like celebrity quote unquote like godmothers or godfathers where they're like the celebrity that's tied to the ship and they go with like the christening of the ship and all of that stuff. So like I could see her being in one of those scenarios.

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I could see, I think she has children where she like takes the kids on the cruise. You won't see her. You're not going to hang out with, you know, Drew Barrymore. She's not going to be at like the, the, whatever the challenge is like the last night where everybody's like,

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running around like oh i need a pair of two two left sandals everybody and she's like running up and down trying to get you those she's not going to be there eugene levy the idea of him at a little caesars that might be the worst fit of celebrity endorser and product that i've ever seen and part of it is because i just started watching on a plane eugene levy's travel show where he's it's on apple plus or apple i gotta be honest with you confession time circle of trust here friends

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I don't know the difference between just Apple TV and Apple Plus. I think it's the same. I think they just changed the name. Maybe there's like a $3 difference and one of them gives you something that the other one doesn't. I have no idea what the difference is between the Apple and the Apple Plus.

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But his show is on Apple or Apple Plus or one of the Apples where he's going around and, oh, I'm Eugene Levy. I'm a grump. I don't like to travel, but now I'm exploring the world and I love everything. Look at me. I'm enjoying life at 75 years old. Exactly right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Yeah, when he sweats.

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Josh Sweatermont.

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Fuentes is with us today. It is the day after the Super Bowl. Happy Super Bowl, everyone. I guess not happy Super Bowl. It's kind of a bad Super Bowl, if I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. Bit of a drag. Not really competitive at any point in time. It's a fitting end to, you know, a season, I guess. Not at all, actually. It was terrible.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Yeah, I mean, Josh Sweat winning the MVP kind of would have been a little bit tricky. Jalen Hurts had two passing touchdowns. He had his rushing touchdown via the tush push. Patrick Mahomes finishing the game with more passing yards than Jalen Hurts is surprising. Well, it's not because they were in desperation mode, right, where he just kind of starts heaving passes and 50-yard touchdowns.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. , , , , , ,, in the. P P P P P P men實 , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , a P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P had a commercial where the whole thing was everybody singing Country Roads. And I guess it was about home ownership and feeling like you have a place that's your home, so then everybody's singing Country Roads, right?

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But he had like 30 passing yards, I think, headed into the fourth quarter. That's not an actual stat, but that basically was a stat.

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And then they go, and I don't know how many millions of dollars they paid for it, to then go live to the Superdome where they're playing Country Roads, trying to get videos of people singing to have it almost be an extended commercial, right? Very heavy-handed, very forced. No one seemed to really be singing Country Roads except like three people.

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So great quarter and a half with Patrick Mahomes, but oof. Rough game for him. Rough game for him.

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So like they didn't get the moment that they wanted, I don't think. However, there was part of me when this is going on, and I'm wondering, Fuentes, if this happened to you. There was part of me when this was going on where I sat down and I said, and it's a ridiculous question to ask, but because of the way the week played out, I did wonder. I wonder if Adam Devine just thought about Rose right now

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because the fact that you have this crazy person singing country roads to a completely different you know words that aren't for the song baton rouge yeah california makes no sense it made absolutely no sense but the fact that you have this crazy adam devon sing those words i i know but i i did i did wonder when it happened i go i wonder if wherever he is if he's watching this like with somewhere he's like

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Someone sang that song to me this week in an interview, but was singing about Baton Rouge. It was the weirdest thing. And then every time I saw her the rest of the trip, she just kept coming up and saying hi to me, and she thought we were really friends. So that was what I was thinking when that went on yesterday during the Super Bowl.

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Some people. 25 rushing yards.

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Well, it may be the same thing that happened with Adam. The timing was just honestly incredible. That was a prominent feature in an ad, and I was like, yeah. Anyway.

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Mikey, your Jets are a disaster. I don't know if we have enough time here, but your Jets are a disaster. You're not going to get anyone coming back. Hey, guess what, though? Good thing for you. New year. Fresh start. New quarterback. New receiver. New coach. New GM. New everything for you, huh? What an exciting time to be a Jets fan. No? Okay. All right, guys, this is a fun year.

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That's going to wrap it up for Monday episodes of God Bless Football. We're going all year long. We're just not going to be doing the Monday Fridays until the season begins again.

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Fridays only moving forward for the rest of the year, or not the rest of the year, the rest of the offseason. I don't think we have any weeks off, which maybe will change. We'll see because I'm a little bit tired. But we'll see if we have any times off. But we have the Combine coming up. We have the draft coming up. I heard from some people draft show location. And it might be exciting.

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There was a funny exchange with someone. It was one of the sponsors. The sponsor was like, I heard we might be going to Nashville for the draft, which I don't think I'm supposed to be saying, but whatever. The sponsor was like, I heard we might be going to Nashville for the draft. And this guy's like, what happens if they trade the number one pick, buddy? What are we going to do?

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And he's like, then we're in Nashville. And I was like, exactly. Exactly right. Then we're there. What are we going to do?

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Anyways, see you guys Friday.

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I mean, he only had 39 yards. He had six targets. He dropped two early on. The Eagles defense, as good as advertised. The Chiefs couldn't do absolutely anything. And the entire season we saw the Chiefs just kind of find a way week after week after week and just kept believing, you know what, maybe they'll find a way.

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3265.63

Are you?

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Even though we're not ever actually at the game, I feel like we're there anyways. You know what? What? In celebration of that, I have an idea. What?

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3281.077

Right now. This is exciting. Right now. Everybody. Toasting it. This is not a drill. All right. We're toasting. Okay. To football. To football. Thank you, football, for all these warm, fuzzy feelings you've made us feel all year. Yes. And that's it. To football. Thank you.

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3296.985

To football.

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341.595

And to a lot of people's credit last week, I think Chris Sims was one of them was saying, you know what? I could see this being a two score game. Like I could see them winning by two touchdowns, even easily if they win. And that ended up being what happened because don't let the 40 to 22 score trick you. This was not a close game at any point in time.

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361.071

And we were just kind of at the end, letting the chiefs score if they want to do whatever they wanted to, just to kind of let's get to the end of this game and give the Eagles their trophy already.

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381.606

Yeah, Kenny Pickett. Everybody move. Good for Pickett, huh, getting in there towards the end of the game.

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398.478

That was nice. That's a dicey bet by you. Also, thoughts and prayers to everyone who had Saquon Barkley anytime touchdown. Friends, I'm sorry. This wasn't the game for you. 57 yards. Also, a little tease and peas for the people who had Jalen Hurts at over 224.5 passing yards because he finished with 221. Which, gosh, how do they always know?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover

421.635

How do they always know when they give you the lines that it's going to be that close? It's honestly incredible.

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435.316

Yeah. Big day for Cooper DeGene, huh?

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459.893

Well, on his birthday too, I believe. Yeah.

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473.076

Honestly, and this might sound crazy, the Cooper DeGene interception return for the touchdown was when that game ended. And it was like midway through the second. But I think it made it a 17-point game at the time. You're like, okay, this is over. They're not coming back from this game whatsoever.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover

513.093

What was your viewing experience like? Did you have a lot of people come over? Did you go to someone else's house? How was your Super Bowl day?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover

54.152

Yeah. Stugatz will be joining us later today on the TV side, not on the audio side. He is in transit because that's what we do the day after the Super Bowl. But there's plenty of things to talk about. There was a game. There were commercials. There was some Jets news over the weekend that I'm eager to see what Mikey thinks about as he is dressed in full Jets gear from head to toe.

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541.423

Really?

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545.731

Yeah. Okay. They just decided we're done with this, or would they normally leave at halftime? We left before halftime also, but it was because it was bedtime. Normally, we leave at halftime or after halftime, put the girls to bed. My daughter, might be surprising to some of you, Not a Kendrick Lamar fan. So we said, you know what? We can probably leave early.

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566.875

My three-year-old daughter doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is. We don't really have to see the halftime show for her this year. We can leave a little bit early, put her to sleep. I can watch the rest of the game, the halftime show at home. So that's what we elected to do yesterday.

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597.538

Where I was at was a party. There was a bounce house for the children, which ended up breaking. Look. We can talk about this. Let's get into it. Let's talk about this just here amongst friends because the Super Bowl party that I was at was an experience. I was over at my cousin's house, and hopefully no one that was in attendance for this is listening. I was over at my cousin's house.

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624.775

He has two daughters as well. They invite some friends over from school, the parents, all of that stuff, right? Yeah. They rent a tent, they'd put it out in their yard. They rent a tent and then they have one of those like giant inflatable screens that they got from who knows where they got it from. And then they project the game onto the screen in the yard.

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645.619

People sit underneath the tent and then there's like a giant, uh, they had a bounce house that like they're friends of the people that rented them the tent. So they threw in the bounce house for free. As I was told, here's the thing about the inflatable screen.

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662.165

basically you can only start watching the game right when kickoff happens because it's too bright so you can't project onto the screen until like kickoff time so like leading up to kickoff it's very tense because it's like what are we doing is the national anthem going on like where are we i'm looking at 6 30 it's still daylight out like why are we not watching the game right now oh it's because of the sun we can't see the screen because it's too bright out

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689.088

So like that was one situation. But sure enough, as soon as kickoff happens, the sun knows, you know what, it's time for me to go away. Let's watch this game, right? However, there was probably like 50 people there at least. There were a ton of people, a ton of kids there. There was a bounce house there. Kids somehow broke the bounce house, which I...

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover

711.809

No, it was like the protective netting on the outside somehow broke and kids were sliding out the side, which is crazy dangerous. But what do you now tell the person that lent you that bounce house for free? You know what I mean? I do not envy the position that he's in where he has to now explain to someone, hey, thank you for that generosity. This broke. Fuentes put on his headphones.

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731.636

I think he has lots of thoughts on bounce houses. Maybe.

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78.916

I suspect to mourn the season, to celebrate the season. I don't know why you're dressed in all Jets clothes today.

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877.755

Yeah, so I bought myself My wife wanted to get me a projector because I would say I want a projector. I want a projector. I want a projector. But I wanted a projector for a different reason. And it was for just regular season football because I'm what I like to call a normal person. And I am not allowed to have multiple TVs just...

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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover

898.5

set up on the wall in the front of the house like i don't have like yes you have two tvs stacked one on top of the other but you have it in in a room isolated not like where you come in on the house right so like my wife is like no we're not gonna have multiple tvs which is very understandable and very normal so for the longest time i was like you know what i'm gonna get a projector i'm just gonna project onto the wall another thing and then i could just put it away when it's time

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91.346

Let's go.

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923.375

During football season, I have red zone on one and then like, you know, the Dolphins game, the main game on the other. Right. So eventually I bought myself a projector for like 20 bucks on Amazon, which she was like, oh, I was going to get you a projector this year. It's like, listen, we've been having this debate for two years now.

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939.979

I know that you weren't going to like and you would have paid way too much for one. This is like just a indulgence that I have for a couple of hours, a couple of weeks a year. Like we didn't need to go crazy and break the bank on a projector. So I used to project onto like the wall next to the TV, the other game, right?

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959.964

To Mike Fuentes' point, there's basically like of the entire screen, maybe like three inches that are actually in focus. Like you can't actually, it's like, do I want the players to be in focus or do I want the bottom bar and the graphics with all the information to be in focus? Because they're not both going to be in focus. Only one of them can be in focus here.

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987.07

Maybe that's the difference. I was going to say, now, granted, this is a projector that, again, costs like $20, $25, and I put on a tripod. It's not like permanently mounted. So like I have to do all of the different tricks where I like rotate the angles and all of that. But projector life, not for me in general.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

1133.84

Sieh, ich habe eine Meinung, die nicht mit dir populär sein wird, Lucy. Ich denke, das Big Ten-Championship-Spiel muss draußen im Schnee gespielt werden. Nur das Big Ten. Es muss wie Lambo gespielt werden. Ich liebe das.

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1219.867

Last year we bet under half a touchdown for Iowa in both halves and we won. And now they're scoring 70 points, 80 points. No.

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1309.559

How can you put them in? Look at their FBI score. Yeah, I like it.

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132.125

That doinks out for every other team is what you're saying. Absolutely.

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1356.67

Well, no, I mean, he was in Dune.

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1479.11

Hast du ihr gesagt, es war 22,50 oder so?

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166.99

Blow somebody out, then come talk to me about Team of Destiny.

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1903.081

Ich mag das. Ich nehme es noch einen Schritt weiter. Ich denke, wir müssen die ganze Struktur auswählen. Und du machst ein Re-Seating. Der Nr. 1-Sieg kriegt zu wählen. Und weißt du was? Wenn du in einer solchen Situation bist, kriegst du ein paar Teams zu wählen, die für den letzten Spot spielen können. Wie Alabama, Südamerika. Du gehst spielen und kommst rein.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

2272.848

I've been hanging out with the Goliks too much.

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2314.102

2-1 gestern auf dem Live-Show?

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2324.177

Hall of Fame. Du isst.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

238.055

Ich habe nur dieses eine Spiel gesehen.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

2417.463

Arthur Smith wird ihn immer noch in jedem Situationen benutzen. Keine Angst.

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244.098

Ich brauche nicht die Red Zone jetzt. Ich brauche nicht Chicago und San Francisco, aber Arizona, Seattle.

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2452.099

Michael Penix. Wow. Michael Penix. Kirk Cousins keeps playing Michael Penix stock up.

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249.701

Ich war in Ordnung, das Spiel zu sehen.

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2501.444

Yeah, quick winner. City of Miami, thank you for the hospitality.

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2767.5

Musik

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2917.962

If the season ended today... The Green Bay Packers are traveling to the Seattle Seahawks. Oh, wow. It's a good game.

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2968.935

Was haben sie noch zu spielen, aber Joe Burrow Passing Touchdowns?

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3019.449

Mehr Spiele für Mina. Ja, mehr Spiele für Mina.

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302.375

Verrückt. Wie war es für dich?

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3065.908

Ich kann es nicht finden auf Draftkings.

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307.038

Ich habe jetzt eine große Menge Snowflakes.

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3088.174

Oh.

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325.547

Garendo war auf meinem Team. Ja, er war auf meinem Team. It was really good, then all of a sudden, because he's a San Francisco running back, he got hurt and had to leave. And then all of a sudden... They all get hurt. They all just get hurt.

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352.891

By the way, you said Sean McDermott, the reason Josh Allen's not going to win a Super Bowl.

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386.401

They needed not the juggernaut that is the Los Angeles Rams. The other reason... Yes. Patrick Mahomes. That's the other reason that Josh Allen won't win a Super Bowl.

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396.111

You know why? Because he's on the team of destiny.

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400.615

The Rams are sneaky good.

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446.577

I feel like the problem with Buffalo is that they get to the playoffs and then don't do anything. And if the team of destiny does what the team of destiny does... Then he's going to do it again. I mean, if Buffalo has a first round exit in the playoffs and we'll get to if the season ended today and we can find out what that first round matchup will be later on the show. It's called teasing.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

45.011

Gott sei Dank, Fußball-Stigatz. Das Studio ist heute ein bisschen mehr gruselig. Es wurde ein bisschen dünner, als du gestern $185 verloren hast.

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470.007

You're welcome. I mean, if Buffalo gets ousted in the first round, they could absolutely fire him.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

522.554

They're also one game back in the division, and they do play Seattle, who leads the division, in Week 18. By the way, just pencil that in now. It's probably going to be Sunday night.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

534.04

I'm flexing it already. Okay.

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540.122

It's a pencil. Well, listen, I didn't say Sharpie. That's like stone.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

572.6

I was expecting a little bit more.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

580.285

We good? One interesting thing. No! There was nothing interesting from that game. We're not good? I'm good.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

589.351

I bet I can give you something interesting. All right, go ahead. Good luck. Since the special teams coach took over for the Saints... Yeah. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

623.316

Lost the number one seed. Browns 14. Yeah, we'll get to that later.

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652.796

We did three hours yesterday on it. We good? You know what? I want to go back to the Steelers. Alright. Really? So far we've only agreed on one.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

664.204

Alright, then let's move on.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

665.825

Can I do the Billy thing where I just throw one little thing out there?

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684.914

I got a good nugget. One good nugget, if you give me it. One good nugget. That's another game.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

692.501

You ready? Last quarterback for the Cleveland Browns to win in Pittsburgh. Eric Crouch. Tim Couch. Tim Couch, sorry. Tim Couch.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

705.049

All right, Tim Couch. 2002, Tim Couch. Not interesting. One so-so nugget. Oh, come on. That 2002, the last time a division team won.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

721.188

No. I gotta go. I don't have time for that. So we're good on that game?

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

738.323

Das Aaron Rodgers Spiel, das ich wollte, war ein Sieg.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

766.659

Nein, sie werden ein Spiel gewinnen, weil es Sinn macht, sie nicht zu gewinnen.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

780.763

I don't know.

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800.972

The worst thing that could happen is it makes me like him again.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

810.11

I thought I proved my bona fides yesterday when I proved how much I know this Jets team. When I was telling you how the game... Billy was so worried that the Dolphins were going to lose. And I just explained to him, no, this is how it's going to go. And it's pretty much how it went.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

827.503

Go macro with the season. The Jets are going to win a game against Buffalo. Or they're going to win against the Dolphins. A game they have no business winning. And they're going to be like, yeah, look at us. Just like when they could have had Trevor Lawrence and they beat the Super Bowl-bound Rams for no reason. This is what's going to happen. The Jets are going to win one more game.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?

846.297

And it's going to be a game they have no business winning.

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867.795

They could beat the Rams.

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894.946

Chiefs could be locked up.

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968.357

Hier ist das Ding bei den Dolphins.

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Postgame Show: Dinner & Dessert

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I've been taking it. I walked in and someone said to me, you're a pessimist. I was like, oh, thanks. Good morning. She was. I'm Harmon.

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Postgame Show: Dinner & Dessert

130.671

There's a, you know, there's behind the scenes controversy that's being sorted out.

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Postgame Show: Dinner & Dessert

138.575

Lots of sadness.

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Postgame Show: Dinner & Dessert

148.522

Yeah, I learned don't trust the people that you wanted to do a solid for, ever. And I never again will trust you fans.

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Postgame Show: Dinner & Dessert

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Well, if we ever do an oral history on the show, we can get to the bottom of what happens here.

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Postgame Show: Dinner & Dessert

185.206

You're going to, oof. This one was an adventure, this tournament.

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Postgame Show: Dinner & Dessert

382.044

What if you wanted to have a meal with eggplant? Would you send an eggplant emoji? No. Okay.

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Postgame Show: Dinner & Dessert

402.433

It's just if you want. It's like you're cool and you send an eggplant emoji. If you put cheese next to it. If someone asks you a question. I have a feeling I don't believe any of you. Send them an eggplant emoji.

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You don't think human beings should have an expectation of privacy?

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I mean, yeah, I don't think people should go like act rashly, but I think there's definitely cause to be in a state of panic over everything that's happening. It's very naive to just be like, don't panic. Everything will be fine.

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I don't know if I've ever been a journalist on deadline.

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I work best with a strong deadline, yes. I work best if I know I have to do something by 8 p.m. I will do it, and it'll be done on time. If you're like, yeah, your deadline's maybe next week, maybe the week after, I'm not going to get to it right away. So yes, I work better when I'm a little under pressure. So you're a procrastinator. No, not necessarily.

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I'll make sure I have the time to do something. I'm not going to completely cast it aside to do frivolous nonsense. If I have other work to do, though, I'll get that work done first before the thing with the nebulous deadline.

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If you're at the Yeehaw Junction, you've already lost, Roy.

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This is about White Lotus?

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Roy, do you watch Lotus?

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Oh, boy. Oh, man.

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I don't know.

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I thought everyone knew the Cal Ripken conspiracy theory in the last segment. Yeah, I guess that's true. I guess maybe everyone doesn't know. Billy, did you know it?

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Hour 2: The Height Requirement

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Yeah, I had heard of it, but we do this thing sometimes where when we all know the thing, we don't really set up what the thing is. So then we're talking about it, but then at times people get mad that we don't explain it to them. Then at times people get mad when we over-explain things to them. So there's really no winning.

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Hour 2: The Height Requirement

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I am surrounded by people who are not particularly impressed by me. Not entirely by choice, but I'm not, this isn't specific to a topic or your question, but I'm not surrounded by people who listen to the show or love the show or whatever. There might be some, but for the most part, it's not what I do here. always crosses over to what I'm doing outside of work, right?

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Because they just, the people that I know have different interests or whatever. So like, I never let anything really get to my head or whatever, because I'm grounded very easily when I'm just told by all the people around me, no one cares about that.

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My dad listens to almost every episode that I'm in. Does he call you and give you some pointers? He gets mad at me when he learns things about my life from the show that he didn't know about me beforehand because I didn't tell him or whatever. He gets mad about that. Like, he found out... This was a rough one. I think he found out that I got in a car accident because I talked about it on the show.

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And I hadn't told him. Because I got hit. It's this whole thing. I don't want to be ageist again. But this old man that shouldn't have been driving crashed into me. Damn. Guy was, like, 93 years old. Hit me. Then we get, like, the written report. And I assume, okay, I'm fine. Like, his insurance is going to pay for it. So I go to his insurance. Because he...

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He just flat out ran a red light and just crashed into me. And then the report was like inconclusive. The police officer didn't choose a side or whatever. There's traffic cameras. And we called every agency of local government to get access to those cameras. And they basically were like, well, they're kind of just for funsies. They're like, we only use those if you run a red light.

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I'm like, perfect. This is the scenario I was in. Someone ran a red light and hit me. How do we get that footage? And they're like, well, we can't really get that footage. We can just kind of use it and watch live if we want, but we can't actually track it down. Let me tell you something about cameras, David. They never work when you need them, okay?

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Never once in my life has a security camera come in to save the day. It's always, my car got hit. Let's go to the... security camera of the parking garage, it got hidden. Oh no, those cameras haven't worked for years. Cameras never work. When you need a camera, they never work for any reason.

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Hour 2: The Height Requirement

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There was this whole Miami Herald article I read a few weeks ago about the new cameras they put on, I think, school buses that are supposed to catch people speeding. They do. Those do. Well, apparently they've been sending tickets to people that...

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have not been breaking the law at all and it's for like a two hundred fifty dollar fine or something and all these people are like wait a second i didn't do that i was like i was on the other side of the media and what are you talking about you have to stop on the other side i believe okay well the point of the story was that there were people that were being falsely badly listen did you see the richard sherman thing the cameras oh yeah that's crazy so he was he was robbed

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Height Requirement

759.419

The only security cameras that seem to be working presently that are actually getting people arrested are the ones on Teslas. Every other security camera, you can't identify a person. For some reason, if you go and you ride on a Tesla, you're going to jail for 45 years. At least. Don't deface a Tesla or put gum on a handle because then it's like a felony because the handles are so expensive.

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Hour 2: The Height Requirement

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Same. I know a couple people that had them that have sold them. Not for reasons of whatever. They sold them before.

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One was because they didn't like them. I know someone that sold theirs because they were like, this car stinks.

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One of my friends would get nauseous when driving it, allegedly. Do I have to say allegedly? One of my friends allegedly would get nauseous while driving. I mean, if he told you that, you'd get nauseous.

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It's a bumpy ride.

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It was a she-roy way to be open-minded. I apologize. She was nauseous. And then my cousin had one and sold it because he would go on road trips because he didn't live here. And he'd come to visit the family and would have to stop to recharge it like halfway. And it just got to a point where he's like, I can't. It's just too much work for me.

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Ever.

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I don't like the idea that the car can just decide like, you know what, you want to go to Burger King? Nah, let's go to the gym instead. And I get locked in the car and I get taken to LA Fitness and it's like, time to work out, fatty. How great would that be?

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Hour 2: The Height Requirement

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You don't have data anymore, Roy. Get rid of the idea that your data is not yours. Yeah, you don't have any data.

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It was on a Zoom call, so.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Self-Inflicted Wound

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I did just say congrats. Yeah, for real.

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Hour 1: The Self-Inflicted Wound

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That's every fan's dream is to actually get under the skin of the ownership that they maybe don't support in their city. So congrats.

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Hour 1: The Self-Inflicted Wound

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I looked up who the active MLB player was with the most consecutive games played.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

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Not according to Wikipedia. There's an active player with 627 consecutive games played.

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Matt Olson.

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It says May 2nd, 2021 was the start.

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Right.

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Yeah, I was going to say like a couple decades, I guess, yeah.

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Who was it that stepped in like a pothole in their backyard?

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It's also the subject of a conspiracy theory because of how absurd it is.

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Correct, yes. It was a blackout, right, at the Orioles Stadium. Electrical failure.

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Right.

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Yeah, that's the conspiracy theory that I think has been debunked several times.

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I mean, it seems like if it's that outlandish, there should be evidence that it actually happened. You don't need evidence that it didn't happen. There needs to be some sort of proof that it did happen, and there isn't any.

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2213.695

The whole entire thing. And then that led to someone pulling the plug on the power at the stadium. That's an absurd sequence of events. I love it.

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Hour 1: The Self-Inflicted Wound

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Is this like not is this like this transcends generations?

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Oh, okay.

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I mean, if I know it, I thought other people would know it. It's just a conspiracy theory that Cal Ripken caught his wife, I guess, allegedly cheating on him with Kevin Costner, and they got in a fight he couldn't play, so they delayed the game that they were supposed to play that night by, I guess, someone pulling the plug. And again, this is complete, like... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Self-Inflicted Wound

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If you walk around in Pittsburgh, you will see shirts that say, sell the team, Bob Nutting. Yeah.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

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If you can afford the tax and get that thing out of there.

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Get on the show, book her.

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Well, he still has the assist and points record, which is unbreakable.

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Goals thing's cool, but... Well, Gretzky has more assists than the rest of the league in history has points. So there's that. That's unbreakable.

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Yes, absolutely.

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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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Probably Sidney Crosby, right?

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37? Yeah, just about, yeah.

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They already have it.

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Yes, they are behind Winnipeg. For the East, though, they got home ice.

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He's pretty up there, but he's not 58 years old.

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Yes.

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I was about to say, I didn't get a single text from you, buddy. What time are we talking here?

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You might as well drop it on red. I mean, I won $400 at Daniel Highline. Really? Yeah. Doing what? Trifecta. Oh, wow. Did you report it? Was it 215? No, it was not 215. You don't have to report that. There was an 8 in there somewhere.

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I mean, you would think that would be pretty noticeable.

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Sure, that's not a scam?

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Might have to look into that. Every house down here is worth like $800,000 now.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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Where did it land? Heat fans thinking they could change Jimmy Butler.

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I really didn't say that either, but... That's just my hot take.

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We can talk Jimmy Butler, though. That's what it landed on. It's a big wheel. It's just, I mean, Jimmy Butler, how many marriages is this? And we thought we were the one that could change him. I mean, this is Heat fans just thinking that the culture and everything. I mean, Jimmy is who we thought he was.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

1033.84

Okay, hold on a second. So you mentioned marriage. The number one reason for divorce... is money. It's finances. It's the number one reason people get divorced. The number one reason that people go from loving to hating is divorce. From love to hate, I will get to the macro criticisms that everyone wants of Pat Riley.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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He has absolutely failed over the last decade in a way that cannot be argued to get Jimmy Butler better help that he needed. He has been cursed by the fact, and Jimmy Butler was too, they're very good at making overachievers. But what do overachievers do? they achieve to the maximum of what their ceiling is. And Jimmy Butler's was never better than it was here. It was a spectacular relationship.

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It worked while it lasted. Jimmy Butler bailed Pat Riley out of Whiteside and Waiters. I mean, of Whiteside and Waiters, Jimmy Butler covered a lot of shit over the last five years for the Heat. Spolster covered a lot of shit for the Heat.

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But also, Jimmy Butler was the best Jimmy Butler here, and no one in the history of the Heat, other than LeBron, has done more for themselves by virtue of coming through the land of overachievers. When you carry Max Struess and Vincent to the finals, you get rewarded for that. So we will get to the...

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Criticism of the moment because I know Heat fans are mad and they should be because they've been passed in the conference by a whole bunch of people who are more aggressive and we all saw how close Boston and Miami were. We saw the changes Boston made and we've seen Kyle Lowry. We've seen very little since Chris Bosh had to leave the team other than getting Jimmy Butler.

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And so what ends up happening to the Miami Heat, we all know more than ever the last five years, they're great at making players better. We know it in a way that we don't really know it about any other team. Wow, I've seen for five years. How they've got a bunch of overachievers. But the blessing is now the curse. Because the overachievers, look at who they are. Show me all the high draft picks.

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Because all those players are at their ceilings. I know Bam's been terrible this year. But Tyler and Jimmy and Duncan, all of them, at what is their drafted ceilings. They're the best that they can be. They can't be any better than that. That's what the Heat do for you. Pat Riley gets credit for that. He gets credit for the culture, for Spoh and all that stuff. But he has failed.

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to get Jimmy Butler what he needed and this is punctuational disaster at the end because now his value is nuked and he got check baited by player empowerment which is something that happened began to happen in 2014 when LeBron surprised him and left and everything that's happened with player power since ends with Jimmy Butler being able to say hey Pat bleep off

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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I've got the players union behind me. You didn't give me my extension. I've been upset about this for a while. I've been upset and I've been quiet, but now I want my money. And I understand why anyone in America who watches basketball would get mad at Jimmy Butler. What do you mean you got no joy for basketball at this 50 million? Cause you need the next 50 million.

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Like what do you mean you've got no joy for basketball on a contract when you're already being paid $50 million?

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Okay.

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So we're wishing everybody in America and on Peacock and on Sirius and on Max, we're wishing them a happy new anus. That's what we're doing.

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Put it on the poll, please, at Levitard Show. Are you satisfied with your present anus?

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Well, that's the secondary question. And both things can be true, I suppose. You can be satisfied with your present one and want a new one. What shouldn't be true is that the video staff is putting behind me that America should have a happy new anus when that's not what we're wishing people.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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Spin the wheel again, please. We'll get back to Jimmy Butler. Jessica, what does it say on the wheel?

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

1329.53

Let's play the video of a rambling Tyreek Hill. Actually, cut out the rambling for me and just play the end because this was strange. And I don't know. Can you guys tell me what's true? Because, you know, the Internet always fools me. He missed a day of practice last week, and then on Instagram Live, he was clearly out shopping somewhere. Those things, people noticed it.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

1347.978

Investigators noticed that Tyreek Hill, at least one day last week, was out sick and didn't appear to be sick in public.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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Okay, and this has been, it seems, ending for a while. Tyreek Hill is very useful when he's getting you 1,800 yards. The other stuff becomes more problematic when it's less than 1,000 yards in a season.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

1420.37

The Tyreek Hill thing is interesting for a number of reasons, but let's go ahead and play the sound. This was after him two minutes of the... You couldn't have seen this coming. This was very strange, the way this played out. We're not going to play the rambling two minutes before it, but at the end, he nails the gymnastics dismount, and this is the time, incidentally, right there.

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is the greatest moment to interview any football player about whether he wants to quit football on the spot. The end of a season that ends with you not making the playoffs for the first time in your life, the emotions are going to leak out of him. So here he is talking about, well, I'm done in Miami.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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Can I just call Tyreek Hill not Calais Campbell? Because you see Calais Campbell, he's just like the best leader you could ever be. The best teammate. And it's like, yeah, when everything's good, Tyreek's fine. But as soon as anything bad happens, he's just done with you.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

1521.925

Well, everything has been good the entirety of his career except his behavior. I don't know what happened in yesterday's game. Is that where he learned how to check out of a game? Like, what happened during that game? There was some confusion. It wasn't an injury. McDaniel was told he was not available.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

1541.081

Once again, just not Calais Campbell. That's what he is. That is correct. Just immature. God, I just, sorry, I hated that sound. I just hate everything about that.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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Yes, this is how bad seasons end. This is how bad marriages end. This is what's happening in this town at the moment. And look, there's a leadership problem in town around sports.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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Wake him up. Uh-oh. He doesn't want to be bothered anymore. Now it's getting tense because he didn't need that as a result. He needs something that happens. You can see him mother-effing up. Can we bother? Are we bothering you right now? Turn on your microphone, Greg.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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We have a leadership problem in sports across South Florida. So Laranega is out. He got chewed up at the end. All of this momentum, it usually doesn't dissipate that fast. That was sort of shocking to see how quickly all of that happened to Laranega when they had the hardest thing. The hardest thing, you get to the final four, that's the springboard. Go, go now. And then it just collapses.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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They were terrible. They lost to Charleston Southern at home last year by 25. Truly terrible. And he doesn't get the punctuation he wants. Chris Greer, there are reports slash rumors that he is going to have. Reports slash rumors. I don't know what's true here. Billy, do you know anything here? Chris Greer is supposed to go to another position, allegedly, in the organization with the Dolphins.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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Cuervo.

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I don't know how real that is. It is something that's being talked about.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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Okay, so that's eight years now without a playoff victory. There are no Pro Bowlers on the Dolphins. Andrew Van Kinkle just made the Pro Bowl. Traded Jamar Chase. Traded Laramie Tunsell. traded the possibility of these things. He did not trade Jamar Chase. No, he didn't trade him specifically, but something in the transactions. Forgive me, because this is a tweet.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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I've got to look at the source, and I've got too many notes after two weeks. I'll get back to what it is that is in a second. But Chris Greer has been in that job for eight years, Stugatz.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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I don't know why we didn't see it this year. I'm fine with Greer staying. Obviously, the elephant in the room is that quarterback position. You screwed that up. You thought Skylar Thompson was enough to be your backup, and that was just a big fart.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

2033.36

Hold on. I know what you guys want to talk about. I'm not interested in that portion of this at the moment. The portion of this I want to talk about, because Chris brought it up, they would have been a playoff team if Tua has stayed healthy. He played in a career-low 11 games, okay? So he missed six games. He's averaged four missed games per season.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

2053.263

All the teams deep in the playoffs, their quarterbacks have stayed healthy, right? It's a little bit of Jalen Hurt here might be hurt for a little while. Jordan Love might miss a game or two. But largely, the playoff teams, if you look at their quarterbacks, their quarterbacks aren't missing six games. Yes, they have a fragile quarterback.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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But when you say that's not Chris Greer's fault, and I heard Mina and Dominique talking about this. Dominique will join us here in a little bit. The Dolphin run game is one of the worst in the league. Their offensive line continues to be a problem. McDaniel was supposed to solve that as somebody who did that as the offensive coordinator in Atlanta when Matt Ryan became a MVP.

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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida

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He was supposed to bring run game with him no matter whether it's Mostert, 18 touchdowns, or A-Chan, or anybody. The touchdowns, it does not matter. Yeah, it's better to have McCaffrey, but from that chain, you run the football. They could not run the football at all. And so then what it's built on is, Tua, can you do it in two seconds every time? Can you do it in three seconds every time?

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That's pretty flimsy. When the whole thing is built on that, and then go win in the cold. He's going to get hurt, you're going to miss games, you're not likely to get the bye, and go win in the cold with a Ferrari.

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I need options. Forgive me. Chris Greer selected Waddle instead of Chase is what he did. Traded Minka Fitzpatrick. Traded Laramie Tunsil, a trade that I liked. The larger point is the bottom line on eight years, is zero playoff wins and another season that now has, because of where the expectations were. Man, we saw this with the Browns, Stugatz. We lived all of this.

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Because of where the expectations were with this team, you cannot have another year of McDaniel end with this and not have a fan base that has not had a playoff victory this century since Lamar Smith in 2001. cannot have all of this without the fan base wanting a place to put the blame. It can't go blameless for eight years where you used to be the winningest franchise in all of sports.

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Stugatz just ran in here after God Bless Football with Billy. Billy had a laptop under his arm. They sprinted in here because we've been off for two weeks and there are a lot of people who want to talk. But Stugatz just said, I have to go to the bathroom. And so he left. Jessica's sneezing because we have a raw sewage leak around here that isn't Stugatz.

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You built this town and all the sports around it based on dolphin excellence. And there are two generations of people who have no familiarity with the dolphins being any good.

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In the Sam Darnold event. In the event that Sam Darnold can take a job because you're quarterback. That's probability stuff. That's what Kenny Pickett did.

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It can't be the season ends and we're talking about the backup quarterback. Well, that's part of why the season ended yesterday. Look, there's plenty of places to blame a thousand different things. What I'm saying to you is there's no winners talking about their backup quarterback situation right now.

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It can't be you tell us that it has nothing to do with structure and the most important thing in the structure is you needed a better planet backup quarterback. That's fine. Like, it's fine as an analysis. Yes, they could have won three more games. And what? Gotten dragged by Buffalo again? Because they can't beat Buffalo? And their quarterback doesn't get hurt because he's not made of balsa wood.

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Their quarterback never gets hurt.

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This is a good conspiracy right here. If you want to be just totally irresponsible on this, let's see what we can do here. Mm-hmm.

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And I cannot begin to tell you how many things happened locally over the last two weeks that we didn't get to talk about. Mike Ryan is a gurgling volcano of rage at the Miami Heat. Billy Gill is mad at the Miami Dolphins. Chris Cody, right on the fence, has no opinion on anything. Jessica walked into Mike Golick's house and Shane Gillis was there.

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I'm pretty sure that that would break all of the rules of football and whatever it is that they're pretending to do.

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The hip did come out of nowhere, even though it didn't come out of nowhere because Mike's not wrong when he says it was the thing. It seems like so long ago that that's the thing we were worried about.

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Not terrible. He looked healthier. He looked healthier. I do want to circle back around, though, to the backup quarterback thing because I was reminded yesterday. I don't know how many of you needed this reminder. that Jessica's beloved Trubisky was the backup in Buffalo, and that they went out there with their backup.

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But when we're talking about... physical sturdiness at the position, you realize that the Dolphins have spent 20 years trying to topple quarterbacks at the top of that division who don't get hurt. Like Brady was gone for one season and the Patriots still went 11 and five with Matt Castle. But once you get to the backup quarterbacks, Stugatz, The Chiefs aren't good without Mahomes.

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Like, Wentz, you could get six games out of Wentz, and what do you think that's going to look like? Like, they're going to fall apart. It's going to look like what you just saw in Denver because they're backups for a reason. And so I'm just dismayed by sitting here talking about the Dolphins after another one of these when the expectations – you guys dared to hope again. We dared to believe again.

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The expectations were in a place they'll win a playoff game with the genius boy wonder coach – who can turn that into a quarterback. But then you're reminded that football injures people. And that in the league, he's got the reputation more than any of them. It's not going to be Baker Mayfield. Who's second on this list of this guy's going to get hurt? You can't trust that.

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I think Baker Mayfield does.

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Did anyone feel gross yesterday watching Week 18? It was just something about it. I'm just like, I feel good watching Red Zone.

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That's probably what it was. Coming back to work after a two-week break. Yesterday, I was just like, I don't want to be watching this, but I'm watching it. Playoff contention, all these seeding. The Dolphins are in it, even though they have no godforsaken chance.

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Which isn't really a surprise that someone who looks like Shane Gillis was there. Shane Gillis himself, maybe. Roy is just happy because the Panthers are still the best. Billy, how are you doing today? You've done a lot of work over the last few days. You were working harder than anybody on God bless football. Football never stops. How are you feeling today?

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If he was playing the Saints, Harrison would have got that. I mean, geez, just Chanhill Park over here.

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I am with Chris Cody on Yesterday Felt a Little Football Gross. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Because it's all of it. It's your gorge, college football, the holidays. God knows how much chocolate you've eaten. I've been watching you.

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It's the 18th one of these in a row. Just like, ugh, just get me to the playoffs already. I don't need another. I'm just over Scott Hanson at this point. Just for this one, like, I love Scott Hanson. I don't want, like, that to get, I love you, Scott Hanson.

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Yes, I've been watching you with my new anus.

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Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Have you eaten too many cookies and too much chocolate over the last two weeks? But this is part of it. And did you feel football gross yesterday? Because I'm with Chris Cody on this. I'm like, ah, I'm admiring McBride. I'm like, that's a 12-yard run. And he just jumped way up in the sky. And these guys are all basketball players.

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And I don't know how any of them do anything. I shouldn't be watching this anymore. This is not healthy for me. This has not been a healthy two weeks.

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I felt gross. I put in an incentives parlay. Everyone, like all the incentives out there, hardly any of them came in. It was just a gross day. Just people playing football only to make money. Mike Evans.

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What do you think they're doing the other 17 weeks of the year? They weren't doing it. They're not, though. They're not playing just for money? Incentives, though. It felt a little gross yesterday.

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That was kind of a cool story. The Mike Evans one is one of the coolest things I've ever seen involving money in sports.

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The Saints kind of handed him that last play.

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Do me a favor, please. Find me David Sampson so that I can just ask him what he would do in management if instead of victory formation, the game was over and they'd won the division.

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In victory formation, the Bucs ran a play that everyone in the stadium and everyone watching knew was meant to get Mike Evans a few more yards so that he could be a Hall of Fame receiver with 11 straight thousand-yard seasons and hit an incentive clause with a throw that was for $3 million at the end of a one game. They should have just knelt.

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If you're the Saints, if you have a rivalry in the division, You've got to send all 11 men at Mike Evans. All 11 of your defenders have to. And you say, I was trying to get the ball. I need to win the game. If you're not going to victory formation me, my entire defense and we're and we're pass interfering. And it's just all 11 of our men are not going to allow you to get him this nice moment.

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You're still wearing the dolphin hat from yesterday. And I would think that your allegiances, Chris Cody is too, I would think that your allegiances are in disrepair today.

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I think it can be repaired, but at the moment it's in disrepair. It is in need of repair. I would think that your emotional fandom is in need of repair.

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I'm a good guesser.

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A little bit of a difference between the management and strategy of how Jimmy Butler gets out of town and how Tyreek Hill does it. Just a general management difference.

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He didn't have a thousand yard season like that.

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I don't think anyone thinks the Dolphins are the Bills or the Chiefs, but I think if Tua played the whole season, are they not the Texans and the Chargers? You don't want to be the Texans today. The Texans suck. I'm just saying, I think if Tua's healthy the whole season, we're easily a playoff team.

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Yes, they certainly wasted what I told you yesterday was the third. The defense that ranked third in the sport going into the game yesterday is the best defense the Dolphins have had in 22 years. That's 22 years they haven't had a defense that plays this well. They have no running game. You can't have that today.

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We'll get to all of the minutiae there in a second because we've got plenty to talk about. Chris Greer being safe. Most general managers, eight years, you don't win a playoff game? You don't have any pro bowlers this year? That's not safe.

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Yeah, we'll get to that in a second as well. We've got a picture of Billy Gill with Jason Sanders that we want to show you. Let's just get started. Let's go. Let's go.

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The first week of that we were off over the last two weeks. Some of the following happened locally. This is just some of it. The University of Miami's basketball coach stepped down. Tyreek Hill posted the Chargers as his co-favorite to trade for him. That was at the beginning of this. Tua, out for a couple of games, pretty important games. Everyone got mad at both me and Mike and Cam Ward.

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Cam McCormick, a legendary run at UM is over after nine years. Tyler Herro got ragdolled by the Houston Rockets in what wasn't a fight, but you never see an NBA player thrown like that unless he weighs 160 pounds. Jimmy Butler said he preferred a trade. Pat Riley said there will be no trade. Pat Riley got checkmated. We've watched 14 years of how Pat Riley loses power to the player.

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We've watched, or 10 years of it, I guess is what we would say, right? Since LeBron left him in Vegas. it's gone poorly for Pat Riley when it comes to player acquisition. And also the University of Miami fired its defensive coordinator. And Barry Jackson of the Miami Herald is going after Jimmy Butler's camp. Spin the wheel, Chris Cody, because we've got a lot of local issues to get to.

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Yes, happy January 6th. I love female Joe Zagacki. Like, we need more.

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In the corner of the screen, you will see Billy Gill with Jason Sanders. A clear kinship, partnership. Soulmates have discovered each other. And now Billy says that Jason Sanders is the best kicker in the league. They wasted a great Jason Sanders season.

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Let's go ahead. Oh, Andrew Van Ginkle made the Pro Bowl.

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I wish there were a bet, a prop bet I can make on DraftKings. Will Andrew Van Ginkle touch a football during play today?

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Two players in the league I imagine playing on a stallion. Him and Trevor Lawrence. I want to talk, though, at some point.

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Don't don't let me leave here without talking to my father today, calling him up and getting to talk about that mutant Frankenstein McBride who plays tight end for the Cardinals, who I saw yesterday jump up in a way that his knee almost touched his ear and his knee was above the head of somebody, a linebacker who he stiff armed with his hip.

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because we're just making just these weird mutants at tight end where Brock Bowers is the best tight end ever in receptions, according to Gronk. Gronk is saying that's gonna be the best tight end ever, but let's go ahead and spin the wheel here on local issues.

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Everything is on the wheel. And also, Billy and Stugatz just finished God Bless Football. It will be out shortly. Please, Billy, if Stugatz recycles any takes, I need you to keep an eye on this because I want his fresh and his best stuff here. I don't want the recycled God Bless Football stuff. That's great over there. It's an award-winning show, at least in part, because he does that over there.

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You are bringing the fresh stuff here, but people have been getting a lot of the Duke the last 24 hours, and I need to spin the wheel here. And you guys tell me I can't see so well, so you guys tell me what it lands on. Please do, guys.

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Jessica, can you tell the people what it says on the board behind me, please?

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Wow. Jessica, I don't know what show you're doing. I asked you a question.

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What? That's crazy.

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Jessica, I need you to leave, please. Thank you. But it was kind of funny.

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okay thank you for telling us that i appreciate you telling us it was kind of funny it's not what i asked you and what's behind me i believe to be funnier than that because i wanted you gringa to explain to people what it says behind me because the graphics and the video people are wishing it looks like they're wishing everyone a happy new year which it's too late to be doing that we've agreed on that but

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But also what they're actually doing is they're wishing people, I'm pretty sure, a happy new anus. I think Anno, if you don't put the, what is that called? The Enya is called the what? It's called. I always thought it was called an Enya. How do you spell Enya? Is it a tilde? Like if you were explaining.

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I got this. The squiggly thing above the N. Right, well, you need it, though.

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We need the squiggly thing above.

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I don't know either. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show, Juju. Do you know where the tilde or the ñ is on the keyboard?

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I think ano is... Is ano not anus in Spanish? I think ano is anus in Spanish, I believe. Roy? Roy, please look that up for us. Thank you for doing so. I'm on it. Can you spin the wheel again, please? Spin the wheel so that I can... Chris, what's on the wheel?

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Wow. Are we going to do that today? We should. Of course we should. I'm excited. Yep. You have your dolphin helmet hat on, Billy? I do. Yep. Yeah. Yep.

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We told Billy Mike EA that the Chiefs were going to do everything they could to keep Joe Burrow out of the playoffs. We'll discuss that. And if the season ended today, next. I want to tell you a story. I'm serious here. My wife and my two daughters, they begged me to buy a Peloton. So I bought a Peloton. And then I watched that Peloton sit in my office and stare at me.

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So you know what I did one day? I looked at it. And so I decided to get off my ass and I jumped on the Peloton because no one else was using it and I paid for it. I mean, so why not? Then I realized eventually that they bought it for me. And I got to tell you, way more challenging than I could have ever imagined. Peloton coaches are walking the walk. I love the coaches. I do the Grateful Dead one.

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It's fantastic. They have a sub three-hour marathon runner, military-trained athlete, a former college basketball player, and so many other well-rounded coaches on their team. All this experience really shows in their classes. which are never short of challenging, especially for me. So I jumped on it that first time. It was challenging, more challenging than I thought.

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Then I wanted to beat the bike, and so I kept jumping on it, and I absolutely love it. I mean, I'm the only one who uses it, but again, they got it for me. I mean, I had no idea. That's a little passive-aggressive, don't you think? Find your push, find your power with Peloton at OnePeloton.com.

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So you're saying like the Lions and the Chiefs would take the week?

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I think it sounds good until someone gets hurt doing it.

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You can't?

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I have something going on with my phone where I think I changed the language and I don't know how to get out of it.

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Things are coming in like Chinese.

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Yes, we can.

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I was distracted because I had winners and losers and notes on there, and I had all types of things, and I couldn't get into the cell phone.

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I don't know. Debatable. Billy, we told you, by the way, that the Chiefs were going to do everything they could to keep Joe Burrow out of it. I don't like it. I'm telling you, this is the year to get the Chiefs if you want them. The Chiefs laid an egg, and they did it on purpose because they didn't want Joe Burrow in, and now Bo Nix is in the playoffs.

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But the Chiefs, Carson Wentz was a complete disaster, and I cannot believe the Chiefs rolled over. They said all the right things headed into the weekend. We're not scared of anyone. They're scared of Joe Burrow.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yep, they're scared of him. Yes. Yeah.

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By the way, if Lamar Jackson wants to get to the Super Bowl because the criticism of Lamar Jackson is do it in the postseason. He's been great in the regular season. He's going to have to beat Mike Tomlin. Yeah. He's then going to have to beat Josh Allen on the road. And if he does all that, he'll have to go to Kansas City and beat Patrick Mahomes. Good luck. Yeah.

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I'm rooting for Baker. I am.

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Billy, you like Baker.

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Let's figure out a team we can rally behind, huh? Okay. Because the Dolphins are out. The Jets are out.

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The last time I saw the Jets play a playoff game, was it 2010, Mikey? It was. Yeah, I hate them. So they're out of it. The Dolphins are out of it. I think me and Mikey are leaning towards getting behind the Bucs here. I am not certain if Billy would like to join us, but I am all about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I like that team.

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You inherit whoever beats the Bucs.

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I'll just move on from there. Oh.

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The Broncos, most people would say.

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That's where I get off the train. So are you guys saying that Justin Herbert will beat the Texans? The Chargers are going to beat the Texans is what you guys are saying?

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Sneaky good year.

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He has been good.

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We have Raven Steelers, too. We tired of that game yet? I mean. Seriously?

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But you're not going to be surprised if Houston wins that game. You can't be surprised if Houston wins that game.

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I think I would be.

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I'd be surprised if the Steelers beat the Ravens.

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I don't know.

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Mobo.

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Would you be surprised if the Packers beat the Eagles?

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Not officially, I don't think. I'm not sure.

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That's all I did. Yeah.

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Well, do you want to make it official and have Mikey do if the season ended today?

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All right, make it official, Mikey.

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We didn't do that one. We just said we're tired of the matchup. I mean... If the season ended today, would we be tired of that matchup? Yes? Yes.

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I mean, apparently Tyreek thinks it is his decision. He said goodbye.

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Nine and a half points.

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Nine and a half points for the Ravens. That's a lot of points. It is a lot of points. That is a whole lot of points. By the way, how does Mike Tomlin not go to Justin Fields in that game?

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You look bad. The weather's bad. Russell Wilson's bad. And Justin Fields is a quarterback who runs the ball. Like, at least give it a try.

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I have not been saying that. I said earlier this year he's overrated.

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Listen, they've had three coaches since 1969. I got news for you. Tomlin's the worst of the three. How about that? Huh? Chuck Knowles got four Super Bowls.

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Listen, Tomlin, the last five years, I got 500 coach.

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It's back to English.

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I mean, Fuentes is agreeing with me. You guys think Tomlin's a great coach?

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New year, new you. I mean, tunes change, times change. And I said earlier, I said it this season he's overrated.

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I went to Bob Weir at the Broward Center.

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I played a lot of golf, yeah. Yeah? Yeah, I enjoyed myself. Okay. How about you? How was your New Year's?

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Did you make it up till midnight? Yeah, I did. Did you really? Yeah. Mikey, midnight?

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Billy, you can't see it now, but there's going to be a time, sooner than you think, where those kids are going to not want to spend New Year's with Dad. And you're going to be, you cannot wait to get to sleep by 10 o'clock. They'll be out until 5 in the morning. You won't care. And they won't care about you.

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Just so you know they're alive. All right. And they still care about you a little bit.

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Well, no, you shouldn't. There are parts of it you should look forward to. The 10 o'clock sleeping part is the part you should look forward to.

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but so we were constantly sending people out no one was coming back but we were sending them out again yeah yeah yeah how many trips did your family go on this week this past two weeks i had my two daughters who came home from college at separate times and then one of them came home and then i think about seven to ten days later went to australia she's studying australia yeah she's studying abroad emma and that yes and that what she's studying

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I have no idea.

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She's going to Australia.

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So we had to get her from South Florida to New York for that trip, and then she flew from New York to L.A. My wife went with her to New York, not to L.A. Layover in L.A., then she went straight to Australia, and then we had Rachel go back to college. We had a lot of trips to the airport.

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I guess whatever, you know, she's at Syracuse University, and the flights, yes, the flights out of New York to California. She wanted to go with some of her friends who were going, so they all got on the plane together.

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Oh, I know.

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Yeah, I know. And it was stressful for us, too. It's like 23 hours.

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Yeah, she got there. She's fine. She's having fun.

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She celebrated it over there. Wow.

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It was New Year's Day. She was wishing me Happy New Year's. I'm like, it's not New Year's yet. Exactly. It's like my phone.

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She's there for five months, yeah.

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Didn't think that out.

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The Australian Open's going on. Wow. I mean, I am the tennis guy here at Benelark Media.

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That's code BLESS, B-L-E-S-S, for new customers to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just $5 only on DraftKings Sportsbook. The crown is yours.

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It's tomorrow in Australia.

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So it is 1230 in the morning in Sydney. You want to send a Zoom link to my daughter? It's Tuesday already.

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Yeah. A statement. Releasing a statement to say everything's going to stay intact feels like a bit much. Does it not? I mean... I... Not even going to evaluate.

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God, I wish it was Tuesday.

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Yes.

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Well, at the time, there was a difference. But in your defense, now there's not.

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Right. Mikey, you were saying during the break that you think Ben Johnson's going to Jacksonville, which would surprise me, by the way.

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For the really bad teams. They're going up and falling real quick. Which place would you most want to be at? New Orleans? Jacksonville? Chicago? New York? New England? Because Ben Johnson can pick his job. Well, I guess he can't pick New England because that job's already gone to Raymond.

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I had no idea he was good yesterday.

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Billy, you look good.

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He's the guy the Jets would classically overpay for. Yes. And be out of the league in two years. No, not out of the league. They trade him in two years, and seven years later, he'd be good somewhere else.

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You don't think they'll use seven? It's not a good quarterback. It's not a good quarterback class.

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Tell it. Go ahead.

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Well, I think it's a $10 million deal. No one knows the school, but it's $10 million for one year of Quinn Ewers, allegedly.

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He has to leave Texas, right. He has one year at another school if he wants, right?

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We have quickly arrived at a time where guys are going to have those decisions to make on an annual basis. Do I stay in college and make $10 million, or do I go to the NFL and make less?

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Really?

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Why are you going in on Chris the ball right now? What do you mean this guy?

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Gets Cam Ward. He has a chance to get to the playoffs. He kicks a field goal instead of going with Cam Ward, who's going to be the number one pick of the draft.

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Wait, are you saying we have breaking news again?

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Wow, let's go to Australia.

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Mikey, what do you have?

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No, I like what you said. The Giants are saying, no, we're good. And you're saying, no, you're 3-14.

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He had that terrible, terrible win a couple of weeks ago with Drew Locke trying to impress the rest of the NFL. Good win. He did, though. It's a terrible win.

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He's a starter next year. The Jets, I mean.

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If the Jets hire Mayo. And by the way, I have no idea if Mayo's a good coach or not. How could anyone know?

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Because you saw it in the NFC South, right? You saw it early in the 1 o'clock games with the Bucs and the Falcons, right?

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Well, and you also forgot when you did that stream that the Chiefs were going to keep Joe Burrow out of the playoffs. I mean.

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What do you have?

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You're right.

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If the Bengals made the playoffs... I think he wins the MVP. Right, but if they made the playoffs the way... If they're dominant all year and made the playoffs, he's the obvious MVP. But what Billy's saying is right. Voters may have made up their minds already and sneaking in final week might not be enough to sway voters.

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I didn't want the season to end today.

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I wanted a new season to start today.

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They might be the best of all the bad teams. Are they? Headed into the bad playoffs.

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You like that, don't you?

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Wait, so you can have the first and second pick in the draft?

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You have billionaires having a timeshare?

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A billionaire is with a timeshare is what he has here.

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In the bad playoffs, who would be the favorite in the NFC? The Falcons?

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Does Dak come back for the bad playoffs?

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Right. I like that. I mean, the Bengals would be the overwhelming favorite in the bad playoffs, right?

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We will get to the college football Final Four coming up later this week. We'll do a preview. Hopefully, Lucy will join us. We'll see if the Bears are around. Is Golik coming into town? Notre Dame plays Penn State Thursday night right down here. You know what? He's not going on Billy's couch?

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I don't know. I asked Mike if he was coming. He said he wasn't sure yet.

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You never know with the Goliks.

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Those feisty Goliks. I have two questions for you guys. Has Mike McCarthy done enough? No. No? He's going to get fired today?

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Has he done enough or Jerry Jones will re-sign him is what I'm asking.

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Oh. That's how you become a billionaire, though, boys.

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Well, he won a Super Bowl that one year.

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If the Steelers beat the Ravens. Yes.

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And when the Steelers play the Ravens. Exactly right. Mike Tomlin is on Lamar Jackson head-to-head in the regular season. So... I'll tell you that. Listen, if the Steelers win that game and Billy's right, John Harbaugh should be fired. How about that? Someone's getting fired after that game. I'm going to fire someone. Whether they get fired or not doesn't matter to me. I'm firing somebody.

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The reason I find the Dolphins interesting, and you're right, there's a number of places we could have started today.

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Two legendary coaches. It wasn't a follow-up on McCarthy. It's a question about Nick Sirianni. If Sirianni loses at home to the Green Bay Packers, does he get fired the next day? Maybe. I mean, it's an insane conversation to be having. This man is the only Eagles coach in Eagles history to make the playoffs in his first four seasons.

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But a year ago, this was the offense that everyone in the NFL was praising. Everyone wanted to come play for Mike McDaniel. Everyone wanted to play in this offense. And now you have the team's best player saying, no, I want out of here. That changed quickly. And to me, that's interesting.

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He was a play away from beating Andy Reid and the Chiefs in a Super Bowl. Yeah. Will he get fired if he listens to the Packers?

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Billy, I want to tell you something. Yeah? I've been holding this in the entire show. Uh-huh. You brought it up earlier. I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to make the full commitment to it. No. But I'm ready to make the full commitment to it. I don't like commitments.

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I think Bo Nix is going to beat the Bills.

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Oh, it was amazing.

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Well, week 18 is where you find out where all the bad quarterbacks are playing.

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Not a guy. Oh, he's a... Listen, we have winners and losers to get to. I will tell you that Carson Wentz is one of my losers.

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I mean, Fuentes is supposed to know what the mystery cable is. I asked him to come in here because I can't hear you as well as I normally do. Yeah. And Fuentes had no idea. He asked Danny B, what's the mystery cable? I got to tell you, when you're asking Danny B what the mystery cable is and he doesn't know, Big trouble. Yeah. Big trouble. Somebody knows. One person knows.

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Easy peasy. Yeah, but this one stumped him. I got to be honest. He had no idea. I mean... We have found the cable that has stumped Danny B. Winners this week.

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Yeah. Yeah. No Travis Hunter. Yeah. I have a winner from that same game. Okay. And he's on the Patriots. Yeah. Joe Milton. Ah, Joe Milton. We found out where he was yesterday. Big winner. Yeah. I mean, a quarterback controversy is brewing in New England. How about that?

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Slinging it. Slinging it. Yes. You look good.

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Yeah. I mean, I cannot believe they did that to Gerard Mayo. He was a bridge to Mike Vrabel. That's it. I mean, Vrabel didn't want to be the guy that replaced the guy. Now he's the guy that replaces the guy.

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Yeah.

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Mikey, do you have a winner or a loser? I have another winner if you want me to get to it. Okay, give me your winner. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. My winner, one of my winners from the weekend, Aaron Rodgers. Wow. Okay. I mean, he saved his best for last. I thought that's what we were going to get every single week.

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We got it in his final week. It's not going to be his final game, I don't think. Really? I'm not certain he's going to play for the Jets, but I think Aaron Rodgers is going to continue to play football. Where? I don't know.

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I don't know. You have a loser off of that.

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I saw them win a game they didn't need to win. That's what I saw.

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I saw four touchdowns, no interceptions. I wanted to see that a year ago.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's going to be our guy next year. It's not. It's not.

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Listen, I am telling you, if we started the regular season again right now, the Jets would go to the Super Bowl. I mean... Yeah.

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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes.

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Yes! Getting hot at the right time.

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Fuentes, do you have a winner or a loser?

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When you put up 70, you're cool.

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Was J.J. McCarthy a winner last night?

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Darnold did not. I mean, that's the biggest game of the year, and Darnold did not play well. He's not a winner. JJ McCarthy, not a winner.

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90.685

Thank you, Mike. The regular season, it is over, Billy. We've made it to Super Wild Card Weekend. How about that?

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How is it a great loss for the Vikings?

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947.882

We're good. You guys take the bye week.

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Yeah. Sam Darnold, enjoy your bye week. We got L.A.

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1010.489

I'll take these shots.

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104.976

We didn't get to Carl because, you know, problematic politics.

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1043.807

He was sitting back like Kawhi's got this one. And Kawhi didn't show up either.

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113.041

Well, when you bring up harness racing, you gotta talk about it.

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1221.743

He's not paid by the team, though.

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1234.428

Do you think Eric Reid, like, when he introduces himself to people, do you think he says, I'm the voice of the heat or four-time NBA champion?

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1274.537

No, he isn't. Greg is saying he's not.

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

128.693

Well, no, he was at the time. Pompano Park, Greg, that's where you did the harness racing, right?

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1289.494

Oder LeBron und Kevin Durant kommen zusammen.

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

137.179

Who?

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138.58

I don't think so.

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149.937

Er kann es vielleicht immer noch machen.

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1539.835

Es ist kein Yield-Sign, es ist ein Stopp-Sign.

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

155.62

Ich glaube, er ist lebendig. Okay, aber du weißt es nicht. Nun, ich kann dir sagen, ich will hier keine Anzeige verurteilen, also werde ich dir keine Anzeige sagen, aber ich weiß, dass einige der Bilder, die du bekommen hast, von einem Facebook. Also vermute ich, dass es aktiv ist.

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

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Oh, really?

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1588.641

And did you keep going? I kept riding. So the cop thought you were trying to get away?

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1605.928

Er hat dich aufgeholt und gesagt, okay, okay, Officer, lass uns das Bild nehmen und es bewegen.

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1636.621

Well, the paper they give you is called a ticket and you got to pay those. It's not like a fanfare for meeting you.

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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1647.005

You talked your way out of it. Go ahead, Roy, say it. To Americans.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1657.17

I would like to... Do you know the officer's name by any chance? No. I would like to give that officer like a Medal of Honor. Possibly even like a Presidential Medal of Freedom. I can't give those, but maybe one day. I can't give those, but this police officer, I don't use this term lightly, is a hero.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1674.22

Because the people that ride bikes and are constantly not paying attention to any of the laws of the road because they believe that they're just on bikes and they don't need to, really are a hazard and danger to everyone else involved because you just run straight through.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1688.089

I was driving down the street the other day and there was a woman running with headphones on and I'm turning and she just runs straight across the street without even looking both ways because she couldn't hear cars coming. People need to be more aware of their surroundings. And more often than not, and you know what? I support our boys in blue. I respect them, all of that, right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

169.206

Well, he's an older gentleman now. It's been a while since I was in school.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1708.578

But more often than not, please let things go that you'd like to see them not let go. Like I was driving today on the expressway and I saw a motorcycle zooming full speed through a bus-only lane just to not be in traffic. There was a cop two cars ahead of me and I was sitting back and I was like, are we going to go get them or what? What are we doing here? Come on, let's put an end to this.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1726.523

And it didn't happen. So I would like to commend this officer for upholding the law with you, Dan Levitard, rogue bike rider. For paying attention, Billy, for paying attention. Someone out there is paying attention. Saving lives, really. Probably Dan's life, honestly.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

179.254

You got it because you're explaining it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1798.196

Ich habe sie geschlagen. Erinnere dich, wie es sein wird, wenn sie auf dieser Arche fahren. Yes, exactly.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1823.951

Unbelievable. It's ridiculous, Dan.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

185.258

I was just trying to give you context.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1859.538

Are you going to ask her to pay your ticket? I mean, Greg did offer it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

1888.474

Das würde schlagen. Du solltest zurücksteigen. Das würde schlagen. Ich oder Greg. Das fühlt sich ein bisschen wie zu Hause an. Was geht da los? Ich habe 20 Jahre gewartet, bis ich das Fehler gemacht habe.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

204.178

Du hast mir gesagt, dass es keinen Kontext gab, also habe ich versucht, die entsprechenden Kontexte zu geben.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

2145.041

I mean, along the timelines, one o'clock, if you're going to the hotel room to get ready, by three o'clock, Greg was three drinks in at the venue. There's not a lot of wiggle room there.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

217.803

I didn't get that memorandum. I'll go through my files and moving forward, I will not make any reference to Ed Garland's.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

2172.072

You'd have to check out at 8 a.m.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

223.489

I promise. Ed is not dead. Good for Ed. Mr. Ed.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

225.411

That was a horse. Full circle. Wilbur.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

2292.968

Ich würde nicht tippen. Ich würde nicht tippen. Ich würde nicht tippen. Ich würde nicht tippen. Ich würde nicht tippen. Ich würde nicht tippen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

2306.856

I saw for the first time a hotel not too long ago that actually had a QR code if you wanted to tip the housekeeping, which I thought was awesome. Because I never have cash.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

2337.227

Aber sie lehnen meinen Raum. Weißt du, wie furchtbar mein Raum ist nach drei Tagen?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

2420.062

Surly? Yeah.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

2424.562

You gotta earn.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

391.815

A lot of heat out there. Are all these Chapmans still out there throwing 104 somewhere?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

549.207

Ich meine, Wazlow denkt, er ist ein zweiter Champion. Das stimmt.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

585.561

Hast du einen Rang?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

59.372

Cuervo.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

735.361

I have a question. So, and Jeremy, this question is not for you. It's for us about you. So, in a walk-off situation, most reporters try to evade getting the cooler dumped on them. Jeremy was hoping and moving towards it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

812.617

Indiana Jones hat Hall of Fame. Danke, Billy, danke.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident

94.085

That was headed somewhere, huh?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1032.072

That was a chime for him to reach his dreams. It's always his dream that he told us about. You think Spoh quickly reached out to the Spurs, do you? It's a good job. Rodney Buford.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1107.21

Der Kerl könnte nicht mehr anonym sein. Andere Leute haben ihn gesehen, aber du hast ihn erkannt. Ich glaube, er hat ein paar Runden hoch und runter gemacht, hoffend, dass jeder ihn erkennt. Er sieht sehr aus wie Miami. Oh, so much Miami.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1129.691

He was, I think he was wearing a denim outfit. Canadian tuxedo, some might say, but they were short, so I don't know if it was a Canadian tuxedo. But the point was, he was going up and back where all the, you know, like the celebrities, the, you know, all the people of note were walking up and down the Charlemagne's of the world.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1146.597

And he was not exactly getting the fanfare I think he thought he was getting.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1178.525

Na, nein, ich meine, Gordon Ramsey war hier. Wer soll ich sprechen? Gordon Ramsey? Duh. Ich bin ein Hacke. Das ist echt. Keine Enttäuschung, ich bin sorry. Heat, ich bin sorry, wenn du zuhörst. Ich meine nicht Enttäuschung. Du hast ihn erkannt.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1192.902

Ich habe ihn nicht überrascht. Ich habe auch einen großen Kaffee getrunken. Sehr gut.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1210.192

Ein Millionen Entschuldigungen an den Heat auf behalf des gesamten Shows. Wir lieben dich. Send uns Sachen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1238.412

What does that mean?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1242.214

He's not saying anything. He's just watching. I don't know what that means. More people need to be vigilant about the game. If not, we end up back in 1998 and all of a sudden a scandal. Had people been keeping an eye back then... Ich weiß nicht, warum ich sage, dass wir. Ratz ist nicht, dass er etwas verurteilt hat. Er hält sich auf die Situation auf.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1293.203

Er hat 274 gespielt. Es ist jetzt 423. Ich schaue Rielly auf.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1417.667

Die letzte Appearance war definitiv die letzte Appearance. War er auf einem Meer irgendwo? Es war einer von denen, wo wir ihn hatten und er war so, willst du Jimmy? Und wir waren so, ja, ja, es war viel Spaß. Und dann hatten wir ihn und wir waren so, oh.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1458.43

I think the reason we had him on is because we were trying to get him into the bubble. During Covid, if I remember correctly, we were like, there should be one fan, it should be Jimmy. And we were trying to get him in.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

1913.912

Stugatz! That sounds like not a super nice night. The debate. Old people love that shit.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

2044.209

You know what I think is happening here? I think Greg and I don't want to... I'm no psychologist here. I don't even play when I'm on TV. But I think this may be a thing. Greg's sad, I think, that now he's lost his two sons to marriage. And I think that maybe Greg's thinking, you know what? Maybe a third... Maybe we go hear a third son here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

2218.012

Nicht, dass ich das zu viel ausdrücke, aber ich denke, dass ein Pferd mindestens eine Rute benötigt, um zu bewegen. Es hat keinen Motor, also musst du es nur drücken, wenn es vier Rüden hat, richtig? Du würdest nicht auf einen vier-Ruhetier-Pferd in einem Rennen beten.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

2238.403

Es kann dich nicht schlagen, also...

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

2244.627

Alle guten Fragen für McGill morgen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

2357.988

That's a bit of an attitude. Call him Groucho.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

2362.313

I like where you're going, Billy. I like what you're thinking.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

2368.139

You know, he's a musician too, Dan.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

2519.012

Leaky Fositard hier. Weil er Miami repräsentiert.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

2525.957

Ich schaue es mir an. Ich denke, die Straße von Uncle Luke wurde nach ihm genannt. Das ist es. Das ist es. Das ist es.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

685.261

Sie haben das Mitte der Saison-Tournament gewonnen und den Unterstützern.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

712.993

I drive past it every day on the way to work.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

716.974

It is going up very, very fast. Very fast. Suspiciously so. Some might say. Not me, I wouldn't say that. I didn't say it. Billy, you've been watching. Allegedly I didn't say it. Some might say. Some might, not I. Some might say that. Might say it. I think they're doing a great job, all the construction workers out there. Support the troops.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

735.539

The construction troops. Und die Boy Scouts.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

748.322

Wir entwickeln Dinge, die nur... Wir fixen unsere Räder. Danke. Und bezahl die Lehrer, während du da bist. Ja, rette die Wälder auch.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

771.544

If you put some lights on them, they'll probably look pretty cool. It took up the parking lot at the Arch Center.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

791.189

Ich meine, das Gute ist, dass niemand da sein wird.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

802.0

Nein, die Autos werden nicht auf dieser Seite fahren, Craig.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1066.279

You look good before you put it on, you wouldn't look good without it on.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1168.677

He knows how to drink, dude. He doesn't know when to stop drinking.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1264.499

Er klingt wundervoll. Was ist sein Name? Mark. Mark Capote. Ich dachte, er wusste es auch nicht. Er ist ein wunderschöner Mann.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1272.481

Ja, das verursacht den Witz. Natürlich hat Mark dich getrunken, Mann. Es ist dein Zeitpunkt. Was soll er tun?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1343.028

I think you might be the greatest to ever do what it is that you do, Billy. Thank you. I just want to give you your flowers. That's truly remarkable work that you've done. It's amazing. Dropping dookie bombs.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1402.005

Yes. If Billy's wrong and he doesn't end up in Miami and Riley retires, I think he's going to Dallas. I think I know what LeBron is up to. I think he sent Anthony Davis to Dallas. LeBron's going to go to Dallas. It's LeBron, Anthony Davis and Kyrie. And then Luka doesn't re-up with the Lakers. And Luka also goes back to Dallas. How about that? That will be plenty of help for LeBron James.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1426.502

I like that. I think that's what he's up to, definitely.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1430.424

You brought up LeBron. LeBron! I didn't ask you to.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1504.839

Speaking of video, the video department told me we cannot replay the Lorenzo Charles dunk that we talked about earlier, but he did indeed dunk it. Derek Wittenberg trying to play that off like a pass instead of a shot is laugh out loud funny. But Charles grabbed the ball, both hands on the rim, and he flushed it. Slayed it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1670.867

Gotcha.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1723.634

I do have another update, though, because Richie Valens and Buddy Holly and all these plane crashes we were talking about, they all actually died in the same plane crash, which inspired the song American Pie. Ja, es gab einen Film darüber.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1741.079

Richtig. Leute, ich möchte mit euch über etwas sprechen, über das ich nicht denke, dass wir genug darüber denken, auf einem täglichen Basis. Und das ist Komfort. Speziell, wenn es um Unterhaube geht. Weil, lasst uns ehrlich sein, wenn es nicht richtig ist, wirst du es den ganzen Tag fühlen. Und deshalb möchte ich euch alle über Tommy John erzählen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1756.483

Weil die erste Zeit, als ich ein Paar hatte, wusste ich, dass mein Unterhaube-Draht einfach nie das gleiche sein würde. Tommy John hat gerade einige ihrer Produkte an uns in den Schiffskontainern gesendet. Und das ist mein erstes Mal, dass ich Tommy John Underwear trage. Ich war wirklich überrascht. Durch den Komfort, durch die Strecke, die im Design vorhanden war, durch die Textur.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1775.45

Es gibt eine echte Komfort. Und ich kann sagen, dass sie den Eindruck gelegt haben, um sicherzustellen, speziell in unserem Fall mit Männern, dass wir sich komfortabel fühlen würden. Ehrlich gesagt, hat Tommy John das Spiel für mich verändert. Ich weiß, es wird ein guter Tag sein, wenn ich aus der Tür gehe und Tommy John aufhören kann. Bis zum nächsten Mal.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1819.275

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

1949.888

Ich meine, warte, bis die Belmont Steaks kommen. Wenn dieser Hors, der den Derby gewonnen hat, den Preakness gewinnt, wird Preakness große Zahlen bekommen. Okay.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

2005.722

The musical Hello Dolly actually crushed at the Tony Awards in 1964, despite tough competition from Barbra Streisand's Funny Girl. Now, what's funny about that is ultimately Streisand would go on to star in the Hello Dolly movie in 1969.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

2145.593

Well, believe it, because Dan's information is correct.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

2178.69

Secretariat sired more than 660 registered foals in his lifetime, with several such sires or dams showing up in each Kentucky Derby horses pedigree.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

2316.325

Ich werde es dir sagen, Greg. Lady's Secret war der 86. Horses des Jahres. Das ist ein Descendant von Secretariat und Riesenstar in 1988, der die Preakness und die Belmont gewonnen hat.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

2384.376

If you get injured, they kill you. That's correct. Humanely, though.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

2400.082

Actually, you know what? Stu, I'm with you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

276.297

Er ist verwirrt.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

381.286

And does Jim always get promoted? Yeah, you know what?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

385.968

Always happens to the bald guy.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

458.513

Same. I've confirmed he has hair.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

543.201

It's like the worst I told you so of all time.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

545.982

I don't think these things are connected.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

549.543

But you take two games to be the head coach of Michigan. Sure. With a smile.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

726.359

Oh, yeah. Glenn Miller died in a plane crash. Patsy Cline, Richie Valens. I mean, these are the names of the day, Dan. Yeah, the big bopper.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

792.619

Das war 1959. Aber in Gregs Verteidigung gibt es eine moderne Referenz, die er sucht, mit Musikern, die in einem Flughafen gestorben sind. Der Hauptsänger und Gitarrist von Leonard Skinner starb in einem Flughafen 1977.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

809.292

Der 27er-Club.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

835.734

Most. He's mixing the overdoses with the plane crashes. That's what he's not remembering.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

840.917

Yes, confirmed Jim Morrison, 27. Only the good die young. Yeah, hello.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes

852.384

Huge, huge fine.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir

149.316

Ich habe gesagt, dass die Hockey-Playoffs lustig sind. Glücklicherweise hatten wir hier in Florida nur einen und es war ein Cakewalk und wir wussten genau, wie es gehen würde. Also hoffe ich, dass die nächste Runde hier für die Panthers lustig ist. Aber wow, du hast einen Spiel-Tie-Goal mit einem halben Sekunden in der Regulierung. Hockey. Greg. Ja.

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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir

2361.646

I was very confused because I was there too. We didn't run into each other. Did you take regular streets? I couldn't figure out what took so long. Mike Malley left at 3 and was there by 3.45. What happened?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir

2380.6

Getting his money worth. Oh yeah, is he hourly? I mean, that could be what was going on there. Oh, Taxi-Cash-Situation, you know what I mean?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir

2415.865

Really? How are the fries there? Truffle? Everything's very overpriced there.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir

445.181

It's called technology. Am Freitag sprachen wir über die Strategie mit Chris Cody. Wir wollten ihm einen Pepp-Talk geben, was er tun soll. Eines der Dinge, die wir diskutiert haben, war, ob er einfach Gregs Sprache aus dem Rehe-Dinner von der Nacht vorher wiederholt. Und wie lange Greg bemerkt hat, dass er einfach seine Sprache recycelt hat. Das wäre lustig gewesen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir

462.46

Ich vermute, er hat das nicht gemacht. Er sprach auch darüber, dass sein Bruder einen Pickle-Juice trinkt. Viennese Sausage-Juice.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir

477.37

Was hast du alle für 7,5 Minuten gemacht? Du hast keine Pranks gemacht, die wir praktizieren.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir

779.223

He's got beautiful feet. Why is it called Only Dan's if it's Michael?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir

927.241

Hast du irgendeine Rede geschrieben? Ja, ich habe alles geschrieben.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir

937.449

Wie kamst du zu Field Yates in Bezug auf, wer dir die Präsenz geben sollte?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Hail Mary

109.705

Versteht nicht, dass wir zusammen sind, sonst gewinne ich nichts. Aber hier ist die Sache, wenn ihr gegen uns kämpfen wollt, geht zu dkng.co.smirnoff, präsentiert von Smirnoff, der weltweit größte Vodka. Bitte trinkt verantwortlich. Ihr könnt gegen mich, Stu Gatz, andere Leute aus dem Show kämpfen. Und wenn ihr in der ersten Runde seid, habt ihr etwa 750 Dollar. 3 Dollar Kauf.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Hail Mary

126.574

Nächste Woche ist meine Woche, glaube ich. I'm not gonna say one. You're due. I think I am due. And I think I've gotten some of the bad Juju out. Bring in the good Juju here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Hail Mary

148.921

And if you add them all up, hundreds of thousands.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Hail Mary

159.792

We've been doing it for a couple of years now.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Hail Mary

282.943

Was war die Kontroverse?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Hail Mary

311.877

Das war vor zwei Jahren schon?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Hail Mary

370.836

Nittany Lions ist schwer.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Hail Mary

375.717

Ah, just chillin'. Hangin' with the boys and the girls and whoever's coming. Did you get every read in?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Hail Mary

384.484

Did you get every read in?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Hail Mary

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You said he's going to be the best American soccer player ever, didn't you?

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Und ich habe in den 400ern gespielt, leider. Nächste Woche ist meine Woche. Das ist das Gute daran, dass wir das so oft diskutiert haben. Du hast in den 300ern und 400ern gespielt.

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Ja, ich habe in der 6. Woche, ich glaube, in der 2. Woche gespielt. Und letzte Woche war ich in den 300ern. Ich war in der richtigen Richtung. Und wenn wir in Chicago waren, waren wir in der 100. Also diese Woche, wenn wir in Arizona sind, wenn ihr uns in Arizona anschauen wollt, wir werden da am Sonntag sein. Vielleicht können wir unsere Fantasie-Line-Ups zusammensetzen oder so.

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Stugatz und Billy are working hard. They are crawling all over football. They are looking in all the crevices. Very soon, flying to Arizona, landing in Arizona, sponsored by Smirnoff, and they're going to do, during a football Sunday, they're going to do an Arizona watch party.

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Before we get to telling people what is on God Bless Football, those Stugats, which you've already done, how excited are you to do in Arizona what you just did in Chicago?

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Kyler Murray is fun to watch and says he's most comfortable at the quarterback position, that he's never been this comfortable and it's just so fun to watch when those guys are comfortable back there.

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I want to talk some NFL with you guys and something that I've not seen in football, which I saw during the Bills-Dolphins game. Und ich denke, wir können deklarieren, dass ein Schlag und ein Knall keine Rivalität haben. Jedes Mal, wenn Buffalo und die Dolphins spielen in Buffalo, verliert Miami. Es ist egal, wer ihre Spieler sind.

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Wenn Josh Allen und McDermott sind, oder der Trainer, gehen sie nach Buffalo und verlieren. Eine Reihe von verschiedenen, verrückten Wegen. Diesmal mit einem 61-Jahr-Field-Goal. Josh Allen ist 13-2, Career versus the Dolphins. I can't remember the two losses. The heat stroke game. Yes, that one where he threw out his arm because they were playing in the hottest game ever played in Miami.

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Ken Dorsey threw the thing in the camera.

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The thing that I have not seen though and I couldn't believe yesterday and it's just so telling with where we are as the Dolphins fall Stugatz Was haben sie jetzt? Drei und eine halbe Spiele? Vier und eine halbe Spiele? Halbwegs durch die Saison. Die Bills werden die Division durch Thanksgiving klinschen. Sie werden die Division klinschen.

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Aber in der Mitte von vier und vier, desperatem Moment, zu uns running toward the goal line, he takes off through the middle of the field, and I think it was Kevin Harlan, shouts... Oh oh.

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Ich kann es einfach nicht glauben, dass wir so Fußball sehen. Verstehst du, was für eine furchtbare Unterschiede es ist zwischen jetzt und vor zehn Jahren, als wir beurteilt wurden, dass Konkussionen so schlecht waren? Wir schauen alle auf jemanden und es ist, als ob jemand ein Ei auf dem Feld rollt. Und es ist so, sei vorsichtig, wir wissen nicht, was hier brechen wird.

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Wir versuchen, uns zu verstecken. Und er war groß gestern.

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Die Dolphins können nicht viel besser spielen als das. Und sie verlieren immer noch auf einem 61-Jahr-Field-Goal. 25 von 28, wo sie runtergehen und jedes Mal, wenn sie den Ball haben, außer zwei, schießen sie. I don't know what more you would want from them. Play defense.

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Maybe. Also crushing turnovers the last few weeks. Meister with a bad fumble.

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Ich hätte es gehabt und ich denke, er hätte es auch bei anderen Punkten in seiner Karriere gehabt, aber das sind einige der Dinge, die passieren, wenn die Druck auf diesen Ort aufgeräumt wird, wo du Rex Ryan auf der TV hast, Stugatz, das zu Mike McDaniel zu tun, weil es dich als Trainer etwas weniger sicher machen wird, wenn du plötzlich auf Eichhörnern gehst und dein Team weiter und weiter zurück in die Division fällt und du plötzlich sicher spielst.

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...with their coach Mike McDaniel, who I know you have developed your new name for.

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Unusual for a former coach to give a current coach a nickname. I will say in whatever defense it is, you think this is of McDaniel. That's as well as the Dolphins can play. And I don't know what you want him to do about seven fumbles in ten quarters. Like Mostert is running the ball. They're running the ball successfully. He gets it punched out by somebody.

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Because all over UM and the NFL, guys are just running around throwing haymakers that start on the sideline. Football is hard as they can.

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That's odd criticism from Rex Ryan, because if the Dolphins have done anything good the last month, it's run the football. They've run for almost 200 yards in like four straight games.

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Today is the day to do that.

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What happened with that prop bet at the end of that game where Tua had a passing yard over? Did you guys see what happened with this? Again, I want to go back. Do you realize how absurd it is for an announcer to yell in the middle of an NFL Sunday as if there's a baby carriage on the field with an infant in it? Uh-oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Women at 11, men at 7. Miami is 9-0. How many 9-0 teams are there? Indiana is also 9-0, right? Oregon, I believe.

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Würden Sie sich mit mir verabschieden, dass Sie das noch nie gesehen haben während eines NFL-Spiels?

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Nächste Woche hörten wir das Publikum schreien, aber das war das erste Mal, dass der Anwalt es gemacht hat.

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In diesem Spiel hatte Poyer einen Hitsch im letzten Spiel, der Penalty-Flaggen gebracht hat. Das war etwas sehr frustrierendes für mich, im Allgemeinen über gestern, obwohl ich derjenige bin, der hier immer um alle Sicherheit kümmert. Die Rams und die Seahawks haben das Spiel seit zwölf Jahren gespielt. Zwölf Jahre lang haben sie das Spiel gespielt.

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Und in diesem Spiel hattest du einen Anruf von Stafford, und ich dachte mir, wie war das für einen Penalty? Das ist so pünktlich, von dem, was es sein würde, vierten Platz zu haben, und sie schießen Field Goals, bis zum automatischen ersten Platz in 15 Jahren, auf einem Penalty, das nur unnötig ist. Es ist ein unnötiger Penalty. Du kannst das nicht machen.

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Und ich weiß, dass das jedes Wochenende über die Liga passiert, aber es gibt diese riesigen Penalties für Dinge, die nur Fußball sind. Und das ist nicht das, was mit Poyer passiert ist. Das war absolut illegal. Und ich denke, einer der Anwesenden hat gerade gesagt, Kalamität! Nur Kalamität!

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Das Dolphin-Spiel, Billy, wie traurig bist du bei den Dolphinen, weil wir jeden Tag sagen, dass ihre Saison vorbei ist und wir mehr und mehr Nähme in diesen Koffer legen, weil das dir Grund gibt, dass sie in diesem Spiel spielen, weil sie mit diesem Team spielen können und dann verlierst du auf einem 61-Jahr-Field-Goal.

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Yep, Army is undefeated. Ich weiß nicht, ob sie 9-0 haben. Miami könnte wieder einen von ihren drei restlichen Spielen verlieren. Ich denke, wir haben sie schon vier oder fünf Mal gesehen, wie sie dieses Spiel verlieren werden. Ich kann dir nicht sagen, wie viel Freude ich von der Tatsache bekomme, dass Cam Ward weitergehen wird. Ich vermute, dass er gut in die Pros geht.

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I just would have liked it because I thought that's what I was being sold when you told me I believe in my offense above all else. And if two was out there, we can run the ball and we're going to move up and down the field all game against Buffalo. One play for the lead, I would have... I would have liked to have watched that, but only because I want my coach to be maximum aggressive all the time.

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I understand why he would play a little more scared than he has been.

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Stugatz, there were a number of football things that I wanted to talk about, but Jacksonville losing that game, just being Maximum Jacksonville when we all knew there's no way Trevor Lawrence is going to pull this out. Sirianni is trying to gift wrap this for Jacksonville a number of different ways and there's just no way that Trevor Lawrence isn't going to forever make that mistake at the end.

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The athleticism involved in hurdling a tackler who's not that low to the ground Mit einem Sprung, aber zuerst. Vier zusätzliche Hälfte. Das zeigt ein Ungewöhnliches Athletismus. Jungs, werdet ihr mir das anbieten? Wie viele von diesen Leuten könnt ihr das in diesem Sport sagen? Denn sie machen die Running Backs vorhanden.

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Und wir können sehen, oh mein Gott, Saquon, was auch immer es ist, dass die Giants nicht da waren letztes Jahr, war nicht seine Schuld. Und Saquon ist einer der Jungs. Und sie sind was? drei, Chubb wird nicht mehr einer sein.

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Ich denke, es ist Derek Henry und jetzt dieser Typ, der dein NFL-Football-Team ist, egal wie schwer du es denkst, in der vierten Quartal hinter Lane Johnson, sie werden dich ausweichen. Und Sirianni wird versuchen, es zu verletzen, aber sie werden den Fußball mit einem Rennbacken fahren, der dich zerstören soll. Und sie haben es von Chubb gesagt, Und sie sagen es immer noch von Derrick Henry.

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Ist es ein Vierter, den du für alle Running Backs, die du in der Liga liebst, magst? Ist es einer, den du am Ende mit einem Team schlägst? Denn das ist das, was Philadelphia zählt.

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Die Bewegung, 30 Yards zurück zu gehen und völlig gegen seinen Körper zu schießen, für seine eine Interzeption des Spiels. Als er das auf 39, 31 gemacht hat, ist es einer der dummsten Spiele, die ich je gesehen habe in der Geschichte der Universität Miami Football. Und ich liebe, dass er es fünfmal dieses Jahr gemacht hat.

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I think we're watching something, and I've told you this before, how sometimes with aging athletes, if they're still wearing the same uniform and still occasionally able to do what they used to do, it's hard for the human eye as a customer who roots for them and hopes for them to see a precipitous decline as obvious as it is with Aaron Rodgers now.

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The athleticism in that sport, never mind Saquon Barkley, are you with me? dass in den Fußballspielen über den Wochenende eine halbe Reihe von Foulspielen gespielt wurden. Das ist einer der besten Athleten, die ich je gesehen habe. Einer davon war ein Duke-Spieler. Einer der Foulspiele, die ich dieses Wochenende gesehen habe, war ein Duke-Spieler, bei dem ich dachte,

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That's an asinine catch that dude just made.

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And then the tight ends are mutants, so you're watching and all of a sudden McBride's running in the secondary or Gusecki's running around and Joe Burrow's putting together a statistical game where you're like, oh really, another five touchdown game and that could have been a six touchdown game.

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In the Buffalo-Miami game, Billy, because I don't know what people are looking at from yesterday and saying, that's the game of the day. I saw that the Detroit Lions are right now putting together a season of expectations that has no precedent in their history, where Mike Tannenbaum is making people furious at ESPN because he's suggesting Stugatz.

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that the Lions trade for Miles Garrett, that they trade three number ones, a two, and Gibbs for Miles Garrett. And I know that people are laughing Tannenbaum out of the building on that. Lions fans are saying, why would we do that? We're perfectly set up in every way. I think...

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Jared Goff, I think over the last six games, they have more touchdowns than incompletions because of how efficiently they're playing on offense.

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Right, but I would say to you just, independent, I know everyone thinks that Tannenbaum saying that, that's insane, what are you talking about? But, if you're ever gonna be all in on a season, the Detroit Lions ought to be all in on this season.

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They are three of 9-0, there's three 9-0 teams, Indiana, we were right, and Oregon and Miami, but just, Cam Ward is like, as great as he is, Jesse Palmer was like, you just gotta accept that play. He's gonna do that once a game and he's so good that you just have to live with it.

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And, if you think you're a pass rusher, making you four plays a game the way that Hutchinson would, that wins a playoff game, like, you give up a lot for that. Maybe not what he's saying, but it's an interesting conversation to me that we're having about the Lions because, yes, of course, I want a pass rusher in his prime who can take my defense to something.

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I know my offense is championship good, who can take my defense to a turnover level that very few guys in the league can actually execute.

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That's the only... Ich denke, alle würden Tannenbaum aus dem Gebäude lachen, weil er es suggeriert hat. Darum ist es eine Ausgabe, die weggegangen ist. Ich sage nur, das ist das beste Lions-Team, das wir jemals gesehen haben. Ja. Und so, was auch immer du tust, um die Champions League zu unterstützen, die die Zukunft des Mortgages ist,

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Ich werde dich nicht lachen, weil du noch nie in dieser Position warst, wo ich weiß, dass du gut genug bist, um in den Green Bay zu gehen und die Elemente verdammt sind. Du hast noch keine Kompletten, weil du eine offensive Effizienz hast, die ungewöhnlich ist. Und dein Trainer sagt, was, ich kann vier Töne haben, um 10 Yards mit diesem Offensiv zu bekommen?

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Okay, ich werde das so viel wie möglich machen. Und vielleicht verliere ich ein Spiel? Because they did last year, Stugatz, in the playoffs. But he ain't gonna play scared. He won't shrivel up the way that... He'll go for two with his offense and three yards to get because he trusts his offense.

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Do you know how rare it is for me to envy a take at this old dinosaur age where I don't care what anyone's take is on anything? And I'm like, Tannenbaum, you old fox. You threw some good chum in the water there.

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He got disrespected, though. The whole set acted like he said the most insane thing ever.

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Pat Fordy wrote the following during the game, I'm sure he regrets it. Duke 28, Miami 17, still waiting for someone to explain why the Hurricanes were 20-point favorites. Blue Devils were my lock of the week on the pot. Again, Miami scored, or won by 22 points. And the end of that game, just everything that was happening where Duke clearly fell apart, because... Das ist Louisville. Louisville.

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They overreacted. It was not that crazy, what he said.

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Ryan Clark walked off set. I assure you, Chris, Every show in America is laughing at Tannenbaum except us. I'm assuring you that that is viewed as an asinine take. And what I'm saying is I looked at it and I'm like, Salud, Tannenbaum. Well played. You realize what the stakes are on... Man, your guys get hurt.

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I don't even believe that Detroit will remain healthy because why would I believe that anyone can stay healthy in that sport? But over half a season there were expectations on what the Lions were this season and they've exceeded them. That's never happened in my life.

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That's not a thing I've ever seen with Detroit Lions football, where it comes into a season with expectations and then exceeds them. My ass! That's been one of the worst franchises in the history of sports.

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It wasn't yesterday, I think it was Friday, but it echoes still close to my heart. Good job, Tannenbaum. You got into the take game. Look, Tannenbaum ist gut bei dem.

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Und die Detroit Lions, ich denke, alle von uns würden an diese Fußballteam schauen und sagen, ja, diese Team könnte die Champions League gewinnen. Und du kannst es so sagen, du hast bereits gesehen, wie Baltimore in den Playoffs verlieren wird. Das ist so, wie du sie verlieren möchtest.

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Keiner von euch sitzt hier und schaut, auch wenn du Harbaugh magst, keiner von euch ist so, ja, die Chargers Defense erlaubt 12 Punkte im Spiel, ist das, was ich in den Playoffs glauben werde. Aber alle von euch schauen an die Lions und sagen, ja, I can see how that would beat everybody. That's what they did yesterday in Green Bay. Because Jordan Love got some of that Trevor Lawrence money.

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Whatever it is your $50 million quarterback is, is he as productive as Goff? Because that offense is humming in a way that feels a bit Kansas City-ish, Stugatz. Like it feels like Kansas City used to have what the Detroit offense is now.

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I'm saying something's on in Detroit.

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That game seemed awful to play in yesterday. Packers-Lions. Just like cold rain the entire time. Not for Dan Campbell. Just awful. He seemed to enjoy it. He had a towel around his neck. He doesn't care. He's like, hey Dan, that towel's wet now.

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I'm rooting for it. I'm rooting for it. Why? You have them being upset by a Minnesota or San Francisco?

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Well, then who do you trust?

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Okay. Just in general. But then you can do that to every single team because it's football. Because we're watching yesterday.

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Yeah.

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2 Minuten bis zum Chiefs Talk.

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Ich glaube, Billy hat es genau richtig gemacht. Ich glaube, Billys Fußballanalys ist besser als jeder anderen am Montag. Du vertraust niemandem. Außer vielleicht der Chief. Auch sie.

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Travis ging zum Taylor Swift Konzert am Freitag. Das ist viel Reisen dieses Wochenende. Ich weiß, dass sie am Montagabend spielen. Nicht ein Sonntagsspiel, aber wenn sie dieses Spiel verlieren, dann schaue ich da hin.

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I want to play for the people the video of Jason Kelsey walking through a parking lot during tailgating and knocking the phone out of someone's hands because they have insulted Travis Kelsey with a slur. What are you smirking about, Billy?

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In Travis' defense, I want to be fair here. I'm criticizing him for traveling a lot on a game week. He did leave during Karma, which is her last song. So he got out of there early, beat the traffic, didn't have to sit around. Not that I pictured Travis sitting in traffic for these events, but I just want to be fair to him here. He did leave early. Ich glaube nicht.

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Er hat gesagt, ich muss hier raus, ich muss zurück, ich habe ein Spiel.

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I saw a stat, I'm sorry that I cannot find right now who to credit it to, but that the Chiefs have won two Super Bowls since the last time that Daniel Jones had touchdown passes at home. Er hat dieses Wochenende zum ersten Mal Touchdowns nach Hause gespielt. Er hat Touchdowns nach Hause gespielt, zum ersten Mal in mehr als 670 Tagen.

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Und in diesem Zeitpunkt haben die Chiefs irgendwie zwei Superbowl gewonnen. Die Kommandanten haben das beste Team dieses Jahrhunderts. Das ist das erste Mal, dass sie 7-2 gewinnen. Sie gewinnen ein Spiel gegen die Giants, das wir jetzt erwarten, dass sie auf der Straße gewinnen. Seit 1996, das erste Mal, dass sie 7-2 gewinnen.

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Ich meine, 7-2 ist aufregend, wenn du einen Verteidiger hast, den du so vertrauen kannst, dass du dich irgendwie magisch versäumt wirst, wenn du nicht erwartest, dass junge Verteidiger magisch versäumt werden. Diese Liga, die Stugatz hat, ist so seltsam speziell, weil es keine Verhältnisse gibt, die du verleihen kannst.

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In any time in history or in the playing of sport where I want to watch that Tennessee Patriots game. Until you put Drake May back there running for 11 full seconds on fourth down and just farting the ball up in the air. Oh, das war großartig. Where Drake May runs around and avoids everybody for 12 full seconds.

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Das Wichtigste ist, dass die Universität von Miami eine lustige und interessante Mannschaft hat. Sie werden verlieren, weil sie keinen Rückwärtsspieler aus dem Hintergrund haben können. Es kommt jedes Mal. Sie haben keine Antworten dafür. Wieder und wieder resultiert es in 40-Jahr-Spielern, wenn es nicht sollte.

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Adam Schefter is reporting that players now want to be traded to the commanders. Oh, get out of here. That's what Adam Schefter is reporting as news. dass sie in Washington gehen wollen, weil sie ihre Quarterback-Situation geschlossen haben.

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Wollen wir uns nur für die nächsten 36 Stunden im Fußball schlagen, um von dem, was in diesem Land passiert, was ich gestern im Tweet gesehen habe, zu verstecken? Es fühlt sich an, als ob Amerika nur auf die Biopsie-Resultate wartet. Where all of us are just... And it's going to not come back tomorrow. I don't know whether to say here, happy election day eve, when it's not eve, it's the day.

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You don't say anything is eve if it's the day. I don't know if I want to say happy and election day is not going to be election day, because there's no chance. We know tomorrow, all of a sudden, oh, America's fine, or... Or I'm assuming all of us are at least a little bit afraid that there's going to be violence in pockets. So, trade deadline?

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These teams are alright. Stugatz wants anyone who beats Alabama to be granted immediate playoff access. The thing that none of you had, not even you NIL expert, none of you were telling me Vanderbilt was going to be this this year. wo sie auf der Straße gehen können und Auburn schießen können, und sie können Texas nahe spielen, und sie können Alabama schießen.

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Keiner von euch hat mir gesagt, dass Vanderbilt das sein wird.

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Und sie töten dich jedes Mal auf der dritten und siebten mit diesem Scheiß, weil du einen Rennspieler hast oder sieben Jahre hinter dem Rückwärtsspieler. Wie ist es, dass sie noch nicht herausgefunden haben, wie sie das noch dieses Jahr überwinden?

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Wie beschäftigt sind Sie sich mit dem Fakt, dass Insurance-Salesman Nick Saban über Fußball immer noch in der Stimme ist? and in lobbying is still out here on television without anyone pushing back on him, just bold-faced lying through his teeth in protection of the system, a system that ran him out at the end, by the way, because he was like, enough of this. This is getting crazy for me.

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Too many people are being paid. I'm going to go over here and get paid. How bothered are you, Mike, that no one's calling him on this, that he just skips merrily through your every Saturday and no one, not on that Saturday, No one anywhere is saying he's just out here shilling for the status quo.

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Smoke them out. You love to smoke people out. Smoke them out. This is when someone is barricaded in their home, right? You start throwing smoke bombs in. So they come out. So they come out coughing. Mike, I want you to smoke out Nick Saban. Make him walk off the game day set coughing because you're asking him shouted questions. Are you a paid lobbyist?

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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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Duke hat drei professionelle Spiele gemacht. Was ist mit wide receivers im Fußball los, die besten Schüsse jedes Wochenende, die ich bis zum nächsten besten Schuss gesehen habe?

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Duke hatte drei Schüsse in diesem Spiel, wo ich dachte, oh mein Gott. Gott, sie spielen aus ihrer Meinung.

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Er ist bis zu dem Punkt gekommen, dass ich überrascht bin, dass er, wie er es in diesem Spiel gemacht hat, einen Ball gedroht hat, der 30 Yards auf dem Feld war, perfekt geschlagen wurde, um den Stupide des Cam Ward gegen seinen Körper zu schießen, der 30 Yards nach hinten ging. He makes 10 throws a game that are clearly professional throws. It's not a college quarterback.

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You're like, oh my God, where he put that ball in that place very confidently. I saw Shador Sanders talking about this. He's gone from a fifth round pick, it feels like, to a first round pick because you see 10 throws a game where you're like, those are all NFL throws.

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Runde Quarterback. Kannst du mir das hier erklären? Ich erinnere mich, als du in der Mitte von all dem NIL-Stuff warst. Ich erinnere mich, dass du so langsam die Idee hattest, dass Cam Ward, während er entscheiden musste, ob er Miami oder Declare Pro gehen würde,

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dass es einige letzte Schritte in der Negozierung gab, die es deutlich gemacht haben, dass Miami auch Cam Ward verlieren könnte und dann eine relevante Saison dieses Jahr haben. Denn wer sein zweiter bester Quarterback wäre, wäre Cam Ward nicht gewesen und sie hätten bereits mehrere Spiele verloren.

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The question that I was asking you basically is, wasn't he available to everybody by the time that Miami scooped him up? Couldn't any team have gone and gotten Cam Ward at that price?

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Cuervo.

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Chris Cody, have we lured you in yet? Billy, have we lured you into UM football?

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Ich denke, dass dieses Show, und wirklich Dan, der Sponsor für Xavier Restrepo's Golf wird. Ein Golf-Habit. Wir zahlen dafür. Wann auch immer er Golf spielen möchte, muss er ein kleines Video machen, das sagt, danke für das Dan Labattard Show, aber wir zahlen dafür. Bist du da?

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Ist er nicht nur alles, was er kann, aus seiner Situation? Ihr habt gerade gesagt, dass es schwer sein wird, den Menschen der kommenden Generationen zu erklären, dass Restrepo die größte Universität Miami-Rekord-Holz-Rezepte in der Geschichte des Fußballes ist. In einem Programm, das Michael Irvin, Reggie Wayne, Andre Johnson und ein paar Hall of Famers hat.

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Ja, aber er hat nur einen Wettkampf gespielt. Ich war bereit, zu kommen und zu sagen, er hat den extra Covid-Jahr. Nein, 2020 hatte er nur einen Wettkampf. Das meine ich. Aber es ist schwer zu argumentieren. Er hatte nur einen Jahr mit einem Wettkampf.

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So when I wore a dolphin cap for like the first time in my life, you guys buried me saying, among other things, that I'm the reason that the dolphins have stunk since that moment. By all means, do a sightgag when we're not on the visual medium. That's cool. I'm not doing the sight gag for the audience. I was asking you a legitimate question.

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I saw that Ryan McGee put up on his Twitter account that Diego Pavia has beat now Hugh Freeze three different times, three different seasons, each of them playing for different people when they beat them. So you got New Mexico State over Liberty, New Mexico State over Auburn and Vandy over Auburn. Three different times. He's just chasing Hugh Freeze around. He has a number.

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Billy, wurdest du bei der All-Cuban-Coaching-Match-Up Manny Diaz gegen Mario Cristobal in der Mitte eines erstaunlichen Teams für ein 9-0-Team, dem Afternoon-Football, bewegt? Ich war überrascht, wie das auf der TV aussah, weil ich es gerne, wenn es einer der besten Teams im Land ist. Und ich verstehe, dass du nicht 80.000 Euro für ein Noon-Spiel gegen einen Opponenten wie Duke bekommst.

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Aber Stuttgart ist einer der besten Teams in der Welt. Und es ist der interessanteste. Es ist der lustigste, weil sie fünf Touchdowns erlauben und sie siegen sieben.

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in der ersten Serie des Spiels, die Heizung im ersten Quartal. Wir denken einfach nur, dass es auf der Zeit zeigt. Im dritten Quartal, wenn das Spiel losgeht, wird es gut aussehen. Aber wir denken einfach nur im ersten Quartal, okay? Das ist einfach so, wie wir sind.

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Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

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Nein, nicht mal. Nicht mal 37 Dollar. Nicht mal. Free? Ja, free. Ihr verabschiedet ein Video und bekommt einen Prompter. Der Prompter erzählt euch, worum dieses Video geht. Wenn ihr auf levitard.af schaut, seht ihr, dass es sagt, dass es ein Fan-versus-Fan-Tournament ist. Und was wir tun werden, ist, unsere Publikation zu unifizieren, indem wir sie gegen einander kümmern.

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Also, sie werden Videos haben, sie werden sich eine Frage stellen, sie werden die Frage beantworten, und dann werden die Fans für den Fan, den sie lieben, wählen. Bracket-Style. Sie werden weitergehen, Runde für Runde. Und der Gewinner... wird einen sehr schönen Preis bekommen, insbesondere, wenn man den Spiel mit einem Dan Lebitard anschaut. Sehr spannend.

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Ich werde euch nicht sagen, welchen Dan Lebitard, aber ein Dan Lebitard wird den Spiel mit diesem Fan anschauen. Also, macht jetzt, denn hier ist das Ding.

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Maybe more people will be involved in that situation. Who knows? Maybe there'll be like a I can't give away too much information. In honesty, I can't give you too much information because I found out there are so many legal hurdles that go into having contests. Lawyers have really been holding this thing up.

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Don't phrase it that way.

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Thank you, Greg. He gets it. So, here's the thing, just go online, levitardaf.com, look for the thing, start submitting your videos, why you should be one of these people. They'll give you the question, answer the question. There's only going to be 64, and if I've learned anything, it's probably going to be the first 64 that we get.

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So act now and submit, because if we start getting into the 400s, good chance we're not going to see your videos.

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Or annoy Dan. Be really annoying and maybe fans will vote for you so Dan has to watch the game with you because you're really annoying. Whatever it is that you want to do. But also try to be one of the first 64 because if it's after 64 again, there's a good chance if we put Taylor in charge of this, we're not even going to see the video.

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That's the way to do it. It's possible. If you show up late, they're not going to not start the game because you're late, but they're not going to take your tickets away.

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Well, so March Sadness is... Wir sind fast zwei Wochen von Selection Sunday entfernt und wir sagten uns, dass wir ehrlich sein wollen. Die Leute lieben es nicht, was wir für March Sadness gemacht haben. Das ist in Ordnung. Das ist in Ordnung. Also wollten wir uns anrufen und den Fans zurückgeben und die Fans zu unterstützen. Wir haben die Boost Mobile Line, die wir gemacht haben.

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You can't show up late. You do have kind of a tendency.

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You really should send Danny Benitez today and see what the Panthers' reaction is. But with Valerie. Yes, because a lot of these things, like... Du wirst nicht die Person sehen, die dich eigentlich eingeladen hat, richtig? Sie handeln das zu einem Handler, der Handler handelt das zu einem Handler. Du bist also mit dritten und vierten Partien beschäftigt in vielen solchen Fällen.

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Wenn Danny Benitez aufsteht und sagt, Hi, ich bin Dan Levittard, ich bin hier, um den Drummer zu schlagen, würden sie sagen, oh ja, ja, komm rein, es sind zwei Minuten bis jetzt, komm schon, wir werden dich durch die Wälder der Arena drücken.

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Und sie stellen dich auf einen Golfkart, es gibt immer Golfkarten, sie stellen dich auf einen Golfkart, sie schlagen dich weg und dann, boom, Danny Benitez sagt, vamos gatos, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Und dann sind wir mit Greg auf der Suite.

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Aber das ist nur einmal pro Woche. Das ist nicht genug. Also sagten wir uns, dass es ein großartiges Preis wäre. Wenn wir das öffnen und wir einen Preis haben, wo jemand den Spiel mit Dan sehen kann. Wäre das nicht spannend, Dan? Wir können einen Fan sehen, der den Spiel mit dir spielt.

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Wait, what costume are you wearing for this?

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She did tell me don't get that. She said get the name brand one. This is why she's not your friend. Well, here's the thing about it, too, though. She didn't show up with that. I have it at home, and you won't believe this, but... Every day I'm prepared for these scenarios. And every day I have medicine on me just in case I'm not feeling well. Except today. So I have Mucinex at home.

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Why? Because it's like TVPG or something?

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I have Mucinex DM at home. I have all of the Mucinexes at home. The maximum, the minimum, the average strengths. All of those. I have them at home.

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Do they? Yeah. I'm feeling better. That's a scam. I'm with Tony. It's fine.

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And I smash them up, and then I put them in a piece of ham, and then I eat it like a dog.

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And then fast acting. That's why liquid gels are now the most popular choice.

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I'm just out of curiosity to kill the cat.

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You know what they say, Corey? Numbers sometimes lie. Sometimes lie.

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Don Levatard. That was a long story.

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It's a short one for me. I tried to speed it up for you guys. You forgot about the League's Cup.

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Yeah. OK. Write that down. I had to look up to see which was his first name and his last name, if I'm going to be honest with you. It's one of those situations.

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Well, when Fidel died the first time.

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Well, no, yes and no. So my argument was I didn't realize this was maximum strength when I got in. I was trying to avoid the maximum strength because I didn't feel maximum sick. Now, if something is generic or name brand and the generic is $5 cheaper, I'm always going to go with the generic because I'm going to be sick regardless. So I'd rather be sick with $5 than feel sick without the $5.

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Now, again, if they had average strength that was $2 off, I would do that and I would risk it and I'd see, hey, guess what? I feel just the same. It's a whole thing. The reason, again, that I got this instead of the name brand is because I have the name brand at home. I don't need to keep buying the same name brand. I assume these go bad. You know what happened the other day?

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You're not going to believe this, Dan. You know what happened to me the other day? I had to throw away an entire 32-ounce Heinz ketchup. You know why? Because I went to BJ's and I said, I'm going to buy a three-pack of 32-ounce Heinz ketchups. And I did this like two years ago. And I didn't realize that my ketchup consumption as I'm getting older is really slowing down.

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I'm not using ketchup like I used to. I thought, there's no doubt in my mind. Why not? I don't know. I guess I'm maturing. I just thought... Before, I'd put ketchup on anything. I thought ketchup was nature's nectar. I loved ketchup. I would eat it with anything. Put some plain Lay's potato chips, they could use some ketchup. Heinz 57, I love it.

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So I had to throw away a bottle and a half of Heinz ketchup because it expired. I had no idea they even expired. And I was pushing it as far as I could go. That sucker expired on January 5th, 2020, 25. And I said, you know, it's March 5th. We're still okay.

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I forgot your last name was Brooks. I was going to ask you if you were going to name a child Brooks at some point, but Brooks Brooks would be a weird name.

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But Princess Claire, I don't believe did. First Dan thought you had a son, and now Craig's leaving you out of the top 100.

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It's a big one, Corey. That's all I got on that. More to come Tuesday. More to come. Yeah.

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Did you announce all 100 of your guests? Because last time we spoke, you said you weren't sure how you were going to do it.

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Well, ask him also. Dan, I don't know if you remember this, but he teased it last time.

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Lee's college roommate was Eric Reid?

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He's a great collaborator. OK. Well. Disagree? I'm not saying that he's not a great collaborator. I don't know if I would just describe him as a collaborator. Hopefully Rick Ross is not listening tonight. I kind of hope he is. That'd be pretty cool. It would be, but. I don't know if the boss is someone that you want to be messing with. I think you're bolstering my point here.

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That's not exactly what happened.

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No, well, you're lucky because what we got was, do you want to come watch me bang the drum? Because I have the opportunity for you to pay $37 to go watch me bang the drum.

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I don't know about that.

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Anyone that was willing to pay $37, I think, at the point in time. Yeah, it was like, I could choose two of you, and the rest of you can come. Just don't sit with the emperor. Plus parking, though. You have to drive to Sunrise and pay $37. I have to rent a Lexus so I get free parking and even that. You can come with me. Exactly right. You can come with me, Billy. I have a Lexus. Those $37,000.

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They don't do that anymore. They don't do it anymore? And then I have to start figuring out morally, am I okay? I know there's signs, but morally, am I okay parking at Sawgrass and walking across the street?

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Exactly right. Pull up some zebra legs. You know, I've always thought that, right? Because it says, like, this parking is reserved for customers only, right? And, like, they have that at the Hard Rock, too. So if I were to go into Walmart and buy a Snickers bar and then put my receipt on the console of my car, I could not get towed because I was a customer of Walmart.

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Now, granted, I have spent four hours at a football game as a result, and I had free parking. But I was a customer of Walmart. You see my receipt right here. I bought a Snickers bar, correct? How would that hold up in court?

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Yeah, but I was a customer.

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Well, here's the thing. Go on. I think you can argue DJ Khaled is a collaborator, right? Oh, I would absolutely argue that. Even DJ Khaled's song, DJ Khaled just gives, like, the beats, right? He doesn't add anything. I wouldn't go that far. Well, I didn't.

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Sushi? I don't know if this is allowed to go on air, Dan, so I may get pow-pow. But I saw a draft of what the intro for Dan is supposed to be. Do you want to hear the intro?

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Just everybody else isn't. We have to pay $37 to see him. He's in the suite. What is that? So here is... I don't know. That was your invitation. That's quite the discount, by the way, for... I mean, if we're going to be fair, Dan, you would invite everyone to pay to come to your birthday party every year. So this is... I'm starting to notice a pattern here. You know what I mean? Wait, actually?

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Here's what... Yeah, Moss. So here's what I learned. This is what the description was. Cuban-born, Miami native, radio podcast and TV host, Dan Lebitard.

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Yeah, what do they mean by that?

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I'm just saying, when Kristen came around and said, if you guys want to go, anyone's welcome to come. And we said, okay, great. And she said, $37. And then plus convenience fees, which is like, poof.

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I can't imagine they're great. Well, I know that they're upper deck seats.

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Michael Marino was not in the upper deck seeing his dad downstairs with footy. You know what I mean? Mike and footy were downstairs in the suite.

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That's worse than what I said. Yeah, if you're listening, Khaled, I'm sorry. Any games with Solana yet? Quite a few. Yeah? How's that been? Great. Who do you like more, me or him? Very different broadcasters. Oh. Very different.

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OK, well. I promise you that for the next game, I'm bringing you nothing but analytics. I look forward to that. You will not. My urologist is not a fan of my high-protein diet. They've said less burgers, less steak, please. That's tough. Yeah. But you want to beat the Stones. That's what you got to do. Kidney Stones.

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Yeah. Rolling Stone catches no moss, Corey. I don't know if you knew that. That's why you're quicker than me. Billy? There's a lot of context missing in a lot of those clips, if I'm going to be honest with you. Billy? We also got into a whole Adam and Eve situation. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, wow. I don't know. It didn't make the cut. Billy? Yeah.

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Listen, respectfully, and he's a Hall of Famer, baseball moved way too fast for Dave Van Horn. That guy was slow, okay? Yes. That has nothing to do with this, and I don't know why I'm taking shots at Dave Van Horn, DVH, here at the end. Hall of Famer. He is a Hall of Famer. I said that on the front end, Hall of Famer, but yeah.

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Thank you. A couple notes. I probably would have put a bed underneath that montage to keep it moving because I could understand how the audience is like, why would I listen to this? But if you like that, good news. Tomorrow, University of Miami, FIU football. Or baseball, sorry. University. I got distracted. Kind of early for that, didn't I? We're watching here on First Take.

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First Take is talking about The Rock and John Cena again. Oh, don't do this. Oh, no. Show day in sports. So, anyways, tomorrow, if you guys are saying, hey, I want to listen to some FIU and some UM baseball, you can go check it out at Marlins Park and you can listen. I'll be on the broadcast again. I'll be there. I think we're going to be... Will you be there? Yeah, I got season tickets.

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Are you going to be coming? FIU. Okay, pause up. If you're covering it, Greg, feel free to drop by the booth. I'd be happy to bring you into the booth for a couple innings or whatever it is. It's going to be on YouTube. People can interact with us this time. Minor penalty, two minutes for lying. Bye. Bye. I'll show you my tickets. I think I saw him on Friday. Thank you.

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He might be.

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He knows. How would he know that unless he was one?

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Well, okay. Chibberish is very offensive.

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Thank you.

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I was watching. There was context missing about the urologist and stuff. Exactly right. They were talking about how the players are now eating more burgers and steak because they have a high-protein diet. And I said my urologist was mad at me for having a high-protein diet.

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Just kind of throwing it out there because, you know, some people may be listening to the broadcast for medical advice for whatever reason. And I want, you know, to have them know that, yes, a high protein diet is great, but sometimes it's not the best thing for you given, you know, each person, each body. Body's a temple, Dan, but each temple is different.

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And some temples need certain things to run, and some temples need other things to run. And if you put the wrong things in your temple, then your temple might shut down. And you don't want your temple to shut down, so I'm just kind of putting that out there. And this whole, these people, everybody's trying to turn me and Solana against each other. I'm not trying to feud with anyone.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

504.88

I'm not trying to do anything. No one said one was better than the other, just that they were different. And that's fine. That's fine. But if I need to go out there and I need to be talking about launch angles and I need to be talking about spin rate and this and that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

526.777

That's what Stugatz is doing. Cody does those sports, too. So that's not what I was doing. I go there dressed in a polo shirt. I go there wearing pants. That's how I go.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

607.466

production it needed some help that's fine we well we'll take note i mean during the game you hear the sounds you hear the birds you hear the ambience you hear everything going i like that you're slowing it down that you're slow hey world slow down billy gill billy gill's broadcasting and not every silence has to be filled with someone's yammering someone's gas bag well this also you should know is on espn plus so it's video so it's different and when when we would do you know the marlin spring training games which by the way i if

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

635.201

Full disclosure, doesn't seem like it's going to happen again because Well, because Kyle got a promotion, and now he's the TV guy, and then guess what happens? Yeah, I love Kyle, too, except Kyle got what he needed out of us, and now he's moved on to television. Not even a call, not a text, nothing from Kyle. That's how it happens.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

654.031

Just threw us to the curb. We haven't heard from Kyle Seeloff, so, you know, love Kyle, but screw you. Yeah, hell with Kyle. Thank you, Greg. He gets it. Greg's a journalist. He's never going to invite us on again, which is perfectly fine. Right. So...

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

672.278

I am in a group chat with him. Well, no, Kyle left me out to dry. That's what I'm saying. You left me out to dry. Exactly right. You've had every opportunity to bring this up in a group chat that you're in with him, and you haven't. Well, because I wouldn't do this in public. So they cancel our last spring training game because of rain, which we could have played through, right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

687.543

But canceled and said, okay, we'll reschedule this.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

692.805

Okay, well, anyways. So we didn't end up doing a regular season game, which we were told maybe we'd do a regular season game. That didn't happen, and now I can catch a hint.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

705.294

We didn't do spring training this year because now he's a big TV man about town, and he's not going to invite us on the television network. I understand that, and I don't have the relationship with the radio guys. So FIU says, you know what? FIU put me on TV, ESPN+. And that's why this is all a long answer just to say that's why it's a different pace than what me and Chris would do

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

723.568

The radio calls because television, you have the visual there, so you don't have to paint every picture. The pictures are there painted. So you're just adding a little accent here and there. You know what I mean?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

760.771

No, as far as I'm concerned, our friendship is still exactly as it was, which I don't actually know the nature of our friendship to begin with.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

772.878

To Kyle? A buck and a half. I don't think he wants to speak to me ever again. I don't think it's for me to say. I think that Kyle Seeloff has... He's made that choice for you. Exactly right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

795.874

No, I like Kyle. He has a cat.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

802.298

He saw the Northern Lights once on vacation.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

809.274

Well, those clips were missing context. People were thinking I'm just a crazy person rambling about things that have no meaning. Those were all connected to certain things that we were talking about. But lacking that context, you don't know. Now Mike's calling Kyle.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

824.619

What's that?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

832.203

No, I was trying to be considerate of my coworkers because this morning on the car ride in, I had a cough that I haven't had that was somewhat uncontrollable. And I said, I don't want to be coughing in the workplace, getting people potentially sick. So I went to the CVS. I was talking to my wife.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

846.711

I was like, I think I'm going to need to stop and get something because I have this cough that's coming on. And she said, okay, but make sure... that you buy the name brand because I know you. You usually go and buy the generic one. Just don't do that. Buy the name brand. Buy a Mucinex and then you'll actually get better. Don't buy the off-brand medicine.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

869.778

And I bought the off-band medicine because it's $5 cheaper. I'm not a sucker. It's the same thing. Exactly right. Why am I going to go and buy Robitussin when I can just buy Waltussin or Tussin? I'm not going to pay five extra dollars because I want a Nike swoosh on my medicine. Get out of here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

914.633

It's exactly the same. If I'm going to be sick, I'd rather be sick with $5 in my pocket than giving you an extra $5 just because. Here's where my conflict was this morning, and I don't know why we're talking about this. Here's where my conflict was this morning.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

927.02

This says maximum strength. And I don't feel like I need like I could get average strength. If average strength was something that they sold on medicine, I could just do. I didn't realize until. No, I didn't notice right now that it said maximum strength. I was trying to avoid that because I was like, I feel a little under the weather, but not maximum under the weather.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

947.986

So I don't want to over medicate.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

951.067

No, because they're liquid gels. Liquid gels ruin that. Before, you could just cut a pill in half. You say, you know what? I only have a little bit of fever. I'm going to cut this Tylenol three quarters, and I'll be good. Toss an aspirin there, take it down with a gin, and I'm good to go, right? Not with liquid gels. You try to cut a liquid gel in half, and you make a mess everywhere.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

968.319

It's like a gusher. Exactly right. You can't do that. Liquid gels. And liquid gels, they mark up the prices on. You get the exact same medication if it's just like in a pill tablet form for like $3 less for the exact same medication. This is just like because it looks cutesy-wootsy and you can see through it. What the hell do I care if I can see through it?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation

988.752

No, I don't think so. I think it's just it looks cooler. So they're like, let me sell you on the cool looking thing. It's a ginormous pill. Oh, I could swallow this thing like nothing. I could take horse pills if I had to. I'll tell you what right now.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

1044.51

We're never going to get to the bottom of that, are we?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

1153.073

Keep an eye on that cop.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

1156.956

Yeah, there was also another dog roaming around, right? What was that dog? Two dogs. What did that dog know?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

1166.545

What did they say?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

1189.2

The dog? I was.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

1196.245

And then the dog put himself in the cage. What was your theory, Jessica?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

1230.862

To go back to Dan's initial question, I think that my friends, I could die and my friends wouldn't know for two months.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

1467.338

Don Levitard. We didn't get to your guys' against the spread. You're right, you're right, you're right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

1475.387

You need an Ian in your life.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

1482.795

Defense wins championships, baby. That's show business.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

1879.244

He also doesn't really have any leverage as a rookie, right? As soon as he gets drafted, he's stuck in that contract until he's a free agent. So he can try to exercise his power four years from now or whenever, but this year he can't really do that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2032.921

It also depends where he goes, right, and the depth that each of those teams has at those positions, how much time he's actually going to play at either of the positions.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2105.554

What is the value of owning one's soul? That seems like a commitment. I don't want to own someone for all of eternity. I get tired of people very quickly. Pretty good soul.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2115.791

Great love story. Get out of here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2133.847

No, both of you out. Mike's here as a cornerback right now. What's his third best movie?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2138.21

I couldn't tell you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2162.883

I did see his hair. I thought his hair was great hair. Has she always been Saldana or is this a Larian Yaga thing?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2173.137

Minor penalty, two minutes, high sticking. Both of you, out of here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2178.818

Cena. I'll be seeing you. Please don't make me sit next to him. I'll be seeing you, both of you. Well, you can't see John Cena.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2244.443

Everything that he's doing right now seems like it's going to end poorly for him. The relationship probably will end poorly for him. The show will probably end poorly for him. I don't know if they're going to be must-see. I worry about Bill's ticker. You know what I mean? Because how much heartbreak can one man take? Because these seem like all not the best decisions at this moment.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2343.755

Well, a couple of things. Bill Belichick's going to be fine. I'm not going to shed a tear over Bill Belichick and his career. He's done just fine his entire life. Also, the Hard Knocks thing kind of feels like, and I don't mean this to be rude, I think we're going to see a lot of Mike Lombardi.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2357.765

I don't know how much Bill Belichick's going to be participating in the off-season front office Hard Knocks. I think we're going to see a lot of Lombardi as GM of this team kind of making decisions, which is fine. Mike Lombardi, good friend of ours, but I don't know how much Belichick.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2376.259

We got the first sit-down with him after he took that North Carolina job, Lombardi.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2442.062

Minor penalty. Two minutes, asshole. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2457.892

It's never happened before. So what you want to do is you want to do wins and losses of North Carolina's football schedule. I think so, too, yeah. Because I'm looking at it, and you're saying, oh, he's going to be must-watch television, rebuild, blah, blah, whatever. So I'm looking here. TCU. Could be a fun game. That's a W. We'll say that's a W. Charlotte. The 49ers.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2482.452

That's a W. Richmond Spiders, W. Watch the Spiders, though. Then we have UCF. Now, UCF... Tough game. Now, that's a W. Clemson, we don't know. We're going to figure out where is it that Bill lies in terms of Bill and Dabo. Dabo, some people thought maybe he lost a step last season. Uncertain whether or not he lost a step last season. We'll find out this year. What is happening now?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

2505.088

Then California.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

544.551

Hold on. I think this is for Dan.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

583.154

For me, it's money for free. You don't have any friends?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

598.002

Well, no, I'd set the price much higher than that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

606.286

Well, I check in with my friends every once in a while here and there, but it's not like, you know, a thing. I don't need them to live. Can you still communicate, like non-verbally? Ooh, great question, Greg. That's why Greg's on, or I was thinking text or email, but cue cards works.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

630.604

That's not what the question said. That's not what the question said.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

653.614

I misread it. Am I in witness protection in this instance?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

662.029

Like I've been moved somewhere else in the world and I have to forget my past life because of something that's gone on.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

669.134

Oh.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

685.845

How old am I when this happens?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

687.966

And does the rest of my family, are they able to communicate with my friends?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

696.171

That's a family loophole.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

698.653

So can my family talk to my friends on my behalf? Can we play telephone where I say, hey, tell Chuck, yeah, say whatever. And then my wife goes, oh, Chuck, you really said. And then it comes back and passes to me. Yep. There's a way around it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

718.28

If I write on a cue card and give it to my wife, can she vocalize that or does she have to give my friends a cue card?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

738.066

It was technically how close are John Cena and The Rock if we're going to ask the actual question.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

748.529

Wait, hold on. Do my friends know that I accepted money in exchange for not speaking to them again or do they think that I'm just a jerk?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

770.679

Out of my $5 million or someone else's funding?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

775.621

I'm not paying my friends to not talk to me. My friends cannot talk to me for free.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

784.525

I have a follow-up question to this question, which is, I think, what the Magic Crate was intended for. So, if I take the money, do my friends know that I took the money or not? And, Dan, if you were someone who had a close friendship and then your friend stopped speaking to you and they say, your friend decided to stop speaking to you for $250,000...

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

805.297

Would you then understand them taking the money or be more upset with them for taking that money to never speak to you again?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

833.231

Jess asked that. I don't know. She's my family, technically, because we're married, right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

841.277

Come on.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

852.105

Everybody knows that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

864.174

Well, there's two instances here. I did witness a crime, which is why I'm in witness protection. But now I have this double offer. So I have two things going on here in this scenario.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

901.997

So accolades can be included with the money, so I can take less financially, but here's a Grammy also in exchange for not talking to your friends?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

932.953

Well, no, it'd be part of the deal is I'd take a Grammy. I'd have to put out a song, obviously, and then they'd rig the Grammy.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television

999.083

What was your answer, Dan? Because it was ask of you and you've just spun it on us.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

1327.807

Nein. Okay, dann ist es egal.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

1334.729

Bitte, Mark. Ja, also, Dan hat hier einen moralischen Konundrum, weil er von den Panthers eingeladen wurde, den Drummer vor dem Panthers-Spiel heute zu bangen. Aber er denkt, dass seine journalistische Integrität in den Weg kommt, dass er teilnimmt und den Drummer bangt, um zu sagen, los geht's, Panthers. Also versuchen wir, ihm durch dieses Konundrum zu helfen, als das Show heute weitergeht.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

1857.561

Vamos gatos is not... No, it'd be like vetten gatos, like get out of here cats.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

1877.491

They could pick anyone to pander. They picked you to pander. I'm sure wrong. Normally this is an Emilio Stefan lane.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

1939.148

Yeah. So do you chant also or you just hit the drum?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

1944.669

Coca-Cola. Well, no, it's Hispanic heritage. So you would, I guess you don't say let's go Panthers. You say vamos gatos. Let's Greg Cody.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

1967.69

It's a winning move. This is about relationship building after all.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

1976.116

Geez.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

1987.27

When you attacked Rob Manfred, it was kind of... Yeah, it was pretty much there.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2117.165

Billy. Jalen Ramsey did it. He's not a journalist.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2134.678

Roy, would you do it if you were asked? Of course I would. Well, hold on a second. Roy's an active journalist.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2152.911

I'll be wearing what I'm wearing right now. Well, no, you get a personalized jersey. Yeah, Dan, you should do it just for that. You get a free jersey out of it. I don't want a free jersey. Why not? It's comfortable.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2164.099

What number did they ask you? Big jersey. Jalen Ramsey was number five.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2222.346

Do you not know what you're doing with the drum?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2232.43

Billy, please.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2236.252

So they say, let's go, Panthers. And then you do the clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. So it's the four. Do you know that? Do you not know the beat that you're supposed to be drumming to?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2316.043

You're bringing the wrong energy.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2377.007

It's an HR thing.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2383.656

Why did you just say no? Just tell them no then.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2400.738

If they're watching this, you're going to get a call shortly saying, hey, guess what, friend, you're not doing it. Emilio's doing it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2466.53

Ja, er bräuchte den Drummer. Er bräuchte den Drummer. Roy sollte es tun, nicht du. Es ist die Leuchtung in der Stadt und er bräuchte den Drummer. Das ist gegen die Leuchtung, die Bolzen? Dan, komm schon, Mann.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2487.996

Der 100-jährige Junge, der jedes Spiel auswühlt. Ja, Dan, das ist eine Sache. Ich weiß nicht, ob du das weißt. Ein Panthers-Spiel, da bringen sie einen Veteranen an und du musst, weißt du, standen, tippen deinen Kappen an den Veteranen. Immer tippen deinen Kappen an. Je älter, desto besser. Mach das. Wirst du das machen?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2504.022

And if they're cheering, if people are standing and cheering, you didn't hear why, it's probably a vet, not you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

2513.089

Oh man, that's going to be the first game, too. Oh, do we say knight? No, we do say knight to honor him.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)

963.908

Ich meine, die Academy-Werte. Was redest du da drüber? Die Soundeffekte, die Visualeffekte.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco

1017.657

Ever heard of no time to die, James Bond? That's what all of them had, except him, apparently. He had plenty of time to die.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco

1085.403

No, no, no. And there's only one. In fairness to Greg, there was no Swing Vote 2. Right. I saw Rocket Man in the theater. There you go. Pre-pandemic. Whatever.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco

1112.377

It's the opposite. He's the most qualified because he's the one not going to the theater. So he can tell you exactly why he's not going. Mark's absolutely right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco

1888.05

We're pacing high this week.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco

1987.065

No, no, I'm fine here. Greg can go. I just I wanted to come up. I want to I want to volunteer to help Greg fix the Oscars if we can. Thank you. And here's a solution that I have. And maybe, you know, we'll capture Dan's attention and the attention of many others.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco

2000.529

So what if instead of, you know, a four hour, five hour ceremony, you release the Oscars on Netflix as a four part award ceremony with cliffhangers at the end of every episode? You know what I mean? You do something along the lines of, and the winner is, and then boom, black screen. You're like, I need to see who won that award.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco

2102.239

Roy has a daughter.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco

2138.156

Disqualified? None of that had anything to do with journalism.

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Wow. I don't either. Are you holding out in case you work for the Times in two years? What are we talking about here? You're going to go back on the hockey beat at some point?

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Is he still wandering around in Italy somewhere?

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I have a possible solution here, and Greg, I don't know if you're willing to participate in this, just because Dan's obviously in a bind here where he has to go out there and bang the drum, potentially, right? And you think he doesn't know which end of the hockey stick to hold, as you mentioned.

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You don't want him to compromise his journalistic integrity or whatever. So what if you volunteered to do it for Dan so that he wouldn't be in that spot?

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Obviously you are.

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If you trace Greg's lineage back far enough, Colte could be... You do both have French surnames. Yeah, that's true.

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Juneau? Anchorage?

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Hoo. Might be a quien tonight. Because it's Hispanic heritage. That's why they call me Marco.

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But then there's the 12 weeks, so then it averages to 10.

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Well, I mean, that's the thing, though. You want me to get to the theaters, make a movie worth going to the theaters. Right.

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Some would say it's more prestigious, right? Because less people have won a Dance Dynamic Cup than have won Academy Awards.

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I'm trying. I'm just coming in here.

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Well, the good thing about the Oscars, right, is that they basically tell you beforehand, this is what we're going to talk about today. These movies, right? I didn't see any of those movies, so I don't need to watch the Oscars today because what do I care who wins an award amongst movies I didn't watch this year?

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You said that he was one of your heroes. What's the appropriate age gap to have a hero? You guys are similar in age. He's a little older than you, right?

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Yeah. Can you have a hero that's younger than you?

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Worst James Bond ever, by the way, if we're going to be honest. You know why? That's a bad take. Why? Because he died. He died. None of the others died. That's not his fault. It is his fault. It's not his fault. Did you watch the movie? Did you watch the movie? Yeah, I watched the movie.

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And none of them have died except one. You know who died multiple times and come back? Jason Bourne. Dude, that guy's drowned like seven times and still keeps coming back somehow. He's not a quitter. He says, you know what? I'm not giving up on you guys, the fans. Daniel Craig, quitter. Gave up on us.

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Get out of here. Loser. Thank you.

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I agree with that. When you guys said that earlier, I was like, no, they wouldn't.

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Can we go back to the Mavericks real fast? Do you think Jason Kidd tried to get out of that press conference where he's just like, you don't need me up there, right? You're good. We got this. And he's like, no, no, I think we should be aligned. He's just like, oh, oh, all right. I'll go up there with you. I definitely want to be up there.

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I don't know.

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And I have confirmed Butler Cabin has a fireplace directly in the center. Yes, of course it does.

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652.78

I was about to say, ridiculousness would like a word in this conversation of most re-airable shows ever.

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733.964

Do you think Jane Smith was like looking at like, what are you? Come on, Kanye. I put a house on my head. I can't get any of the headlines, Kanye.

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In your defense, though, Juju's so stylish, it's not crazy for him to show up in a suit.

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You don't have a body, so what? You don't get to get away with murder because you're good at disposing of bodies.

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Maybe you'll find the body, maybe you won't, but don't sit around waiting for Santa Claus to come. You gotta solve this case.

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My goal is always to just discover the truth, find out what happened. The nice thing about the truth is it doesn't have a side.

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This was not a happy marriage, a marriage of endless love.

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Because it had become too difficult emotionally and personally for her. That's how bad the marriage had gotten.

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The evidence that she's dead is the absence of evidence that she's alive. No surveillance cameras, no electronic signature, her phone's not found, her bank accounts were never accessed, cash wasn't taken from the house, even the ring. She didn't even take that.

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helped Dale find Dee. It was part of almost psychological operations.

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You've got a lot of equipment. You've got a lot of chemicals. There are a lot of ways to dispose of a body on a farm.

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My fear for getting past a preliminary hearing is probably a 1 out of 10. My fear of getting a conviction at trial is probably an 8 out of 10.

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Yeah.

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Maybe you'll find the body. Maybe you won't. But don't sit around waiting for Santa Claus to come. You've got to solve this case.

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I think his job, right, the winning offensive coordinator should get the Saints job. How about that? Wow.

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And Kansas City wanting to lose because he wants to stay with Mahomes. I don't want to go coach that team.

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Oh, God. It's crazy. Crazy. So it's Super Bowl week. We're headed to New Orleans. We're going to have a who's who of guests on. I'm very much looking forward to it, including Funny Marco.

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I don't know who Funny Marco is, and I also have no idea if he's funny. You don't get a name like Funny Marco out of the blue. You don't just pick that one out of the sky. It's a massive expectation when your name is funny, right? You better be funny, correct?

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Yeah. All right. So Funny Marco, Super Bowl, Radio Row.

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It is. Tom Brady is an owner. Pete Carroll is a head coach. Chip Kelly is an offensive coordinator. No quarterback. What does that lead me to believe? they will somehow trade up, do whatever they have to do to get Shador Sanders, I believe.

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I'm not ruling it out. I'm just, you know, I mean, but.

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I'm growing up. Yes, to growth.

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You're asking why people care about us, sports media, essentially, right?

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We thank you for your service.

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God bless football, Billy Gill.

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Thank you, Mikey A. And thank you to the audience for making us the football podcast of the year for a third time. How about that, Billy? Excited? Mikey, excited? Yeah.

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To see Art Bryles?

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Wait, I have a rule here. First off, if you're 91, you should not be driving. Automatically, you win the case. You do.

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He's a 91-year-old man driving a pickup truck.

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Yeah. Guilty.

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You're 91. You shouldn't be driving. You definitely should not be driving a pickup truck.

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Yeah, I think the Eagles are going to win.

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Now, Billy, listen, you know this, Mikey. Yeah, you know this. Fuentes, you know this. I say that today. I have not left for New Orleans. I haven't spoken to anyone. I could change my opinion a thousand times throughout the week based on the guests that we have. If funny Marco tells me he likes the Chiefs, that might sway me back to the Kansas City Chiefs. But as it stands right now,

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I love the Eagles' chances simply because they can run the football. This is a better team, a team more suited to beat the Chiefs than they were two years ago when they almost beat the Chiefs. But this team can run the football and keep Patrick Mahomes off the field, and I believe they're going to do that. How about that?

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I think Billy's right. I have to run this through the prism of my kids. I will ask them if Funny Marco is someone I should be having on the show. I don't care. I'm happy to have Funny Marco on. No, Billy, last year, who was it? Bad Bunny? Who was the guy we had on?

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I asked you, why the hell are we having Lil Dicky on? And you said, ask your kids. And I sent a text to my kids, and they were like, are you kidding me, Dad? Little Dicky is as big a star as it gets. What are they called? Bad Bunny?

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Yeah. Who's Bad Bunny? You did.

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Really? Yeah, maybe. Is he funny?

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You know what I mean? Don't call him serious, Marco.

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Are we headed to Green Bay for the draft? I mean, it's in Green Bay this year.

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Really?

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Yes. I mean, Billy, do you think we should be in Nashville? What if Nashville trades the pick?

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And we're sitting there in Nashville. I mean...

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I mean, Green Bay, it seems like a fun place for the draft. No, I'm just saying. Cold.

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Especially since I'd be an hour outside of Green Bay.

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I think two of us should go to Nashville and two of us should go to Las Vegas in the event that they trade the pick because they watch Adore Sanders. Seriously. I don't think Nashville's going to use the pick. I'll get to my next year top five power rankings in a second.

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I'm ahead of everyone. Yes, I already said the thing that everyone's going to say later in the week. Eagles going to win the game. Keep Patrick Mahomes off the field. You got to set trends. That's what you have to do at Radio Row at Super Bowl week, Billy. And I've done it. OK, you want my top five headed into next year?

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Because, Billy, I'm with you. There is a sadness that comes with the Super Bowl and Super Bowl week because we only have one game left. In fact, when you get to a tug-of-war at the Pro Bowl games, you've arrived at the end of the season. You've arrived at sadness. There is one game left, and that makes me sad. So I, too, am on to week one of next year. I have my power rankings.

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These are my top five teams headed into next season. Yes.

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Number five.

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The Baltimore Ravens. Wow. Yeah. Number five. Hmm. Some people might say they should be higher. I say no. They should be right at number five.

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Yep. They're in the mix. Number four, the Washington Commanders. Wow. Yeah. Wow. No idea who they're going to pick up via free agency. No idea who they're going to draft. What I do know is they have Jaden Daniels. That's what I know.

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Number three, the Green Bay Packers.

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Most people would say in that division, you go Vikings, you go Lions. I'm done with the Lions. Lost all the coordinators. I'm done with them. Vikings, Sam Darnold, they've got a year. They have to start over with J.J. McCarthy. Green Bay Packers, Jordan Love, I like that team a lot. They have a good chance at winning a Super Bowl next season.

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Thank you. Where was I?

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Ah, yes. Number two, Billy the Buffalo Bills. If not next year, when?

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If not next year, the following year. The Buffalo Bills coming in at number two. Now. I'm anxious. You might be saying to yourself, there are two teams playing in a Super Bowl this week, and you only have one spot left.

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Right. Wrong! The Cincinnati Bengals.

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What is wrong with that? They're number one. Hottest team in the NFL towards the end of the regular season. Joe Burrow. We'll see if T. Higgins is back. Jamar Chase. That team's got a legit chance if they're healthy the entire year. They do. The Bengals.

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You guys are going to be shocked when you see what happens with T. Higgins. I mean, anyway, go ahead. When you say to us. That's embarrassed Super Bowl fans.

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I don't know. The Eagles lose this game. They're going to fall apart. The Chiefs win this game. They're not going to do a four-peat. Come on. Who does that? No one does that.

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Who does a three-peat? Oh, Billy, we're on to something. Is that domain available? Fourpeat.com?

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How good is Pat Riley, who who coined that phrase many, many years ago that he has three feet, right? He feels it's a good week for Riley. Yes.

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I love that people are making such a big deal about this NBA trade. I mean, they traded a guy in street clothes for a guy in street clothes. I mean, these guys never play. Neither of them. They don't ever play.

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Billy, if the Mavericks and this guy, Nico Harrison, if he asked for Bronny back, do you think LeBron does the trade? Oh, wow.

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No, Nico missed an opportunity. I know. Wow. He says no, right? Probably. It's crazy. You take my son away from me?

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I arrive shortly after we're done with this show.

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And put him with Kyrie?

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No, I do not come home on Friday. I come home on Monday morning. monday morning yes okay so you have what six dinners uh i have six well no i have five are you talking about in new orleans yeah i have uh i have four dinners i have monday night tuesday night wednesday night thursday night yes

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So I have four nights, and I have promised 16 people we're having dinner.

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That's a very good question. 16 dinners, four nights means I need to get rid of 12 reservations. Okay. God, I don't know. Like, Felica, that 515 Felica dinner that he invited me and Billy to, that's probably getting... That's probably getting canceled.

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You're invited, by the way, Billy.

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Yeah, it's me, you, Felica, and Jeff Schwartz. Oh, okay.

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Rolls right into Levitard's event.

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I have a 5 a.m. flight. So Rachel has a lacrosse game on Friday and then she has a game on Sunday. And then I have a 5 a.m. flight back to Miami on Monday morning. Yeah.

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I don't know, Billy. I mean, what do you want me to do?

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Super Bowl doesn't start until 618-ish, right? That game's at 1 o'clock Central Time, I believe, in Chicago. Yeah. I didn't want to watch the Super Bowl in a bird. You know what I'm saying?

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And no one loves football more than you. I mean, nobody.

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He'd be a top five. He'd be a starter. He'd be a top five job linebacker of all time. I mean. Interesting. Yeah. Are you looking forward to New Orleans, Billy? If you get there, I mean.

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Yeah.

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But you had a day in a city right in Georgia. What happened?

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I'm starting to think, Billy, I don't want you to be a hero here. Like, I don't want you to jump on a bird unless you're – because we're going to a warehouse, essentially, of sports radio. That's where we're going, okay?

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I know, but I don't want you to, like, bring anything with you that's going to get everyone there sick unless it's Chris Simms.

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So if that game took place today, you're saying Michael calls Phil, says he has the flu, and Phil says stay away?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Scotty's carrying him off the court. He's sweating all over Scotty.

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It's odd.

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I understand what you're saying. If Patrick Mahomes somehow caught the flu from you this week, calls Andy Reid and says, Andy, got the flu. What does Andy say? You can't go?

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Then we get the dream matchup of Carson Wentz versus the Eagles.

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Yeah, it's been a while, but the NBA won a weekend. I mean, how about that?

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It took no football. It was Pro Bowl weekend, though. It took a tug of war at the Pro Bowl games, but.

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What are you asking me? How did that happen?

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I want you guys to consider that the person the Mavericks chose to build around was Kyrie Irving. Not 25-year-old Luca.

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This GM should be his name. I could give you guys a million guesses. I now know the name. You guys would never be able to guess his name ever.

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It's not Jeff. It's not Bob. You want to keep guessing? I love this. God bless football, everyone. I will tell you, I'll give you a hint. Well, it doesn't matter because even when you get the first name, you're not going to know the last name. I was going to say wide receiver Houston Texans.

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Nico, yes.

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Steelers defensive end who, when he took his helmet off on the sideline, this is the last name, used to have steam coming up from his head.

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Nah, close. Nico Harrison. James Harrison. Nico Harrison. That's the guy I was thinking of.

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Hey, now you know his name. Look at you.

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So you have a winner. Do you have a loser? Nico Harrison.

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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers

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I have a winner and a loser.

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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers

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New Orleans. Winner.

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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers

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Hosting the Super Bowl. Everyone's saying it's the... Now, I've never been for a Super Bowl, but everyone says it is the best Super Bowl city, so I'm looking forward to finding out why they think that. I also have a loser. New Orleans. New Orleans. No one wants to coach that team?

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Well, luckily for them. Will Spaggs? No, no spags. No spags. It'd be great.

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The Big Suey: The Billy Hamilton of Hockey

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All right, y'all. The Super Bowl is in the rearview mirror.

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And look, just because the pads are off doesn't mean game day stops. Around here, we do game days, even in the offseason. And what better way to do that than with a cold drink and your people around?

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It was a franchise changer to a degree. I mean, I know Halliburton came online, but you acquire a Siakam to further aid in the development of a superstar. That was one of those moves that went kind of, it was an understated move because everyone was whale chasing and it was one of the guys that Miami kind of poked around and decided not worth our draft capital. Yeah.

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And now he's totally changed the fortunes of the Indiana Pacers.

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I didn't know that about him. I didn't know that he was in that grind. The G stands for grind.

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The Big Suey: The Billy Hamilton of Hockey

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Yeah.

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Miles Turner's also been around for a bit.

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Hold on a second. How does he fit in this series, too?

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But that's also a recipe for Indiana to steal a couple games.

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The Big Suey: The Billy Hamilton of Hockey

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I'm actually getting more excited for this series hearing you describe that. It makes me think it's going to be better than people realize.

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Wayne's small.

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Yeah, but this is also Billy Hamilton hits like Barry Bonds. You're minimizing his accomplishments. He's Barry Bonds, but with Billy Hamilton.

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No, he's not just fast. He's fast. He's the fastest person on the planet playing that sport. He's arguably the fastest to ever play.

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Crystal clear. Crystal clear. I think he'll get it. Hopefully not this time, but I know where you stand on the all-time rankings. But he's the best player in the world. It's clear.

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The Big Suey: The Billy Hamilton of Hockey

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There is no way.

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I mean, I stood next to him on an elevator. He's tiny. Well, I had to bring that out contextually. It's not a look at me, Louie.

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The Big Suey: The Billy Hamilton of Hockey

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Well, I'm 6'3", and I was, by comparison, these guys are larger-than-life personas. The aura, though. But if he was wearing skates, he'd be closer to my height, so I think maybe that's it.

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Sometimes you're shorter.

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You mentioned Panthers fans. I'm really worried about how Panthers fans are going to behave this postseason. Part of me is happy that the series opens up in Edmonton for the first two games because you can frame something that maybe Panthers fans were going to do either way as a retaliatory measure because this is a very heightened geopolitical time between these countries.

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The Big Suey: The Billy Hamilton of Hockey

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I remember last year there were folks that were idiots in that crowd booing the anthem. And this was before a reality TV show told them to start hating them. So I'm very worried about how we're going to do this down here in South Florida. And the McOverrated thing is just one ridiculous part about it.

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I don't think Carolina gets a message ever. Like, what are we leaving? Like, let's just run it back. Rod Brindamore always is like, we're this close. And I'm like, thank you. Thank you, Rod. I love how Carolina approaches everything. God bless the Carolina Hurricanes. Keep running it back. You guys are close.

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But I think we're going to see something the deeper you get into what is widely expected to be a tightly contested series, one that many people are saying is going to go the entire distance. I think with everything going on between the two nations right now, there's going to be some pretty ugly scenes.

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And I'm really worried and I'm hopeful, really hopeful that cooler heads prevail down here in South Florida and we don't up the ante on something that we hear maybe in games one and two.

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I know how it can get between these two nations. We went to the four nations. I mean, I said something. And that's when all the things went down.

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Worth it.

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Worth it. Because we were on that front line in Montreal as everything was happening around us.

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Are you suggesting, like, if they had a Maguire-Sosa thing amongst them, as Ohtani and Judge, right now for those two franchises, Man, I don't know if anything can ever match that Sosa-McGuire home run chase, but it would probably be the best thing for baseball that you could possibly ask for.

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And you're not even talking about the biggest star in the sport.

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Cuervo.

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You ran through the toughest division ever. Certainly in hockey. And I think the divisions, I really hope the NHL goes back to one through eight best records in the conference because you have a situation with Carolina where they've just tricked themselves into thinking they're the second best team in the conference when they're not. I don't even know if they...

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The Big Suey: The Billy Hamilton of Hockey

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They'd probably get a wild card if they're stuck in the Atlantic. And by the way, if you ranked the teams in the Eastern Conference 1-8, first-round matchup would be Carolina and Florida. I bet you that five-game series loss would hit a hell of a lot different if it just so happened to be in the first round.

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The Big Suey: The Billy Hamilton of Hockey

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and the panthers really needed that uh that rest because we saw magic chuck in the tampa series come out and did what he did during this four-year run it's a pretty amazing way that the panthers have gotten to the playoffs and then three consecutive finals because they've done it all they won a president's trophy and they realized second round exit at the hands of the tampa bay lightning we're not good enough let's trade the face of the franchise then they squeak in as an eighth seed do it all on the road get to a final broken

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The Big Suey: The Billy Hamilton of Hockey

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And then they are the best team in the sport. Well, not President's Trophy, but have home ice throughout the Eastern Conference. And this one, they decided, you know what, we're just going to be road warriors the entire postseason. They can beat you any type of way, and they can get to the final any type of way.

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The Big Suey: The Billy Hamilton of Hockey

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He's the fastest skater ever. I mean, he's one of the greatest players ever. I got to say, hats off to you guys, because a lot of Panthers fans were worried about what you guys would do with your Stanley Cup preview. Just run it back, call the best player in the world who's already plenty pissed off, overrated. I'll give my dad time. Yeah, I mean, we get it.

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He's got to win the cup for you to crown him one of the greatest of all times. But I think it's very clear who the best player in the world is right now. If you want to rank him against Ghost, that is your prerogative. And if you want to frame the discussion that way, I guess go right ahead.

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I don't know how it serves it because that guy, I don't like the look in his eye and I don't like the way that he plays hockey. That guy's a demigod.

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My ass was inside my chest.

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You can call him McJesus. That's all right. But, I mean, he won the Conn Smythe last year, best player of the postseason. While you were calling him overrated, it's fine. I get it. To be an all-timer, to be on the Mount Rushmore, he's got to win a Stanley Cup. That's great. We don't need to make it a narrative. I think he's crystal clear that he's chasing ghosts.

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But he's the best player in this series. He was the best player in the series last time.

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Just having fun, making movies. Hold on. It's vibes.

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He won't be in much.

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Don Libetard. What do I got here? I got a Magnum condom. Um, we won't get that out. That's shocking. Stugatz. Here's a picture of Christopher when he was like three years old.

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That's a subtle reminder.

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Wait a minute. How many gold bricks were in the trunk? A million dollars.

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Especially if it's a low mileage Toyota.

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I love that. It came up on Mobland.

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Ed Norton! Yeah, no, I heard that. What is it? Greg's right, though. Oh, it's Ralph Cramden. Honeymooners. Yeah, the Honeymooners. The Honeymooners.

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Local Hour: HEY, NORTON!

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I mean, everybody knows who Ralph Cramden is, right? The world's most famous bus driver. Ed Norton was his neighbor. And, hey, Norton! You know, and so an actor named, it's almost like a, you know, a Michael Jordan thing. Odd corny. Art Carney, right, played Norton. Hey, Norton! It's really all you've got, huh?

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Local Hour: HEY, NORTON!

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I'm cranking out fresh books. I'll tell you that. I just bought a racehorse. Flew down here from Argentina to Miami. Isla Grande in quarantine right now. And then she's going to be shipped up to Ocala for some training. What's the name? Isla Grande. The big island.

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No, we have video. You should play the video of my horse boarding a plane.

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I think they like it because they disguise the plane. They try to make it look like they're just in a stall or something. They even put like a bale of hay there. Plus, Isla Grande had big earmuffs. Listening to music, I imagine those are like AirPods. Watching Mobland.

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Hey, Roy, can you feel your lower teeth rotting in your head? Yes. Okay, I'm just checking. But the other thing that occurs is that when you melt a gold brick, why does it have to be made into a brick shape? Like, if you put it in a squirrel mold, you can make a gold squirrel. Like ice cubes, they have ice cubes with dimples like a golf ball. Why can't you do that with gold?

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Only bet what you can afford to lose.

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Yeah, but nowadays that'd be five seasons.

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Yeah, 39 episodes.

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Yeah, the barman game. That fits. I was actually going to say Herb Brooks, who's in the Herb Top 20 countdown on my podcast. We're in the top 10, by the way. Wait, wait, wait.

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Yeah. Dad, you want to give them the 23?

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Well, that's how it came up was Hey Norton. Right.

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I do. I do. But the Honeymooners, the whole riff was Ralph being annoyed by Ed. OK, so Ed would like the classic scene was where he's teaching Ed Norton how to hold a golf club. And Ed Norton, instead of taking a swing, he just... They're better when they're written.

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It is, now that you mention it.

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You get me.

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It's such a softball question, though.

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There was nothing that I needed to pay attention to. By the way, Mobland, that's a killer show. I mean, literally. Literally, yeah. I loved it. I just discovered it and immediately fell in love with it. It's great. Oh my gosh. Mobland.

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Yeah, the low point was when I started thinking that my column should be played out front above Edwin Pope's. That was really a low point for me, and I regret it to this day because I was wrong. But here's the thing. Greg Cody Tuesdays used to be a thing, right? Like I would say 80% of the references I get when I get a cameo request or something, cha-ching, is we love you on Greg Cody Tuesdays.

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That's our favorite day of the week. And what happened? What happened? What happened to Greg Cody Tuesday? GCT used to be a thing. We've added to it. Yeah? Okay. Back in my day. All right. I'm just saying. What are you saying? I'm just saying that GCTs used to be a thing, and now it's been erased.

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I don't know. Stugatz. You know, you have to differentiate. The New York Jets beat the life out of Stugatz. But he honestly was putting all his emotion into the Knicks. I think he really bought this is finally the year for the New York Knicks.

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I buy it. I don't buy it either.

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Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show.

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Shadowing it.

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This is a choking hazard. I'd worry about his teeth. Do we have a dentist on call?

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I think you're 100% right.

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Nobody's got a perfect mouth, according to a dentist. You could have a perfect mouth, and they're like, well, you have a little sign of a cavity in your lower right molar neighborhood.

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Keep them coming back. Ironic, isn't it?

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Well, it used to be Greg Cody Tuesdays. That was like a thing, and now it's like willy-nilly. So I'm just trying to figure out, trying to read the temp.

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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour

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Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

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I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

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Don Libetard. It's not my favorite rejoin. Context needs to be applied.

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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour

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I don't love Matthew Kachuk more than my daughter. Stugatz. Now it's pretty damn close.

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I'm picturing Muffy.

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What name were you screaming also? This is very important.

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Gonzo's lost his marbles. Got a silver alert for Gonzo.

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People were acting like he set out before the game. It was just he went a little far. It's a fast-moving game. I'm with Stugatz. It's a bad play. He should be suspended. He should probably be fine. But I'm not going to read malicious intent from that. The game's moving fast.

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Oh, she was getting like B-roll.

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And then after that, the wheels fell off. I think it's more defenses just taking away that. They're just like, you're going to have to dink and dunk us. You're going to have to run the ball. And they are. I would say it's not just Tua. The offense with Tua is fine. We're running the ball. Our offensive line has been good this year. It's just in defense, like in the cold, we can't tackle.

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I'm just saying, in theory, they have two more tougher games, and then they have two against the Jets and one against the Browns.

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It's this Sunday. It's Sunday service. It's presented by Smirnoff. Join God Bless Football at Vivo at Dolphin Mall. Jets-Dolphins rivalry game. Kickoff is at 1 p.m. Eastern. Watch along live. They'll be on YouTube. We'll all be out there. Come on out.

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We do bad games, Dan. This is nothing new to us for our watch parties, Dan. Yep. You know what I was thinking yesterday watching the Eagles game in the 4 o'clock? They show Vic Fangio, and it got me thinking, what did he see last year? Because we all kind of criticized him, like, oh, he's an old guy. He doesn't get this, the young guy.

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But he goes to Philly, and they have the best defense in the league. It's rare that a defensive coordinator is just like, I'm good. I'm going to leave. And I feel like we overlooked that. And now you see this team. And I just wonder, what did he see? I would love an honest interview of Vic Fangio just appraising Mike McDaniel, the way he runs it. Because it's odd.

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When do you see defensive coordinators just leave a team? And he did that last year. And so as the Dolphins struggle and as I see him still up in that booth,

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crushing it i just i it got me thinking what did he see last year as i understood that defense as i understood it it wasn't more complicated than he just wanted to be in philly yeah and he's older and he's at the end of his career and he just wants to do things he wants to do but if he saw a team that was like we are really he didn't think this team was close

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And he has the pedigree that he can make a move like that. It's just, I'm starting to look at that differently, him leaving the Dolphins.

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Like, they're a much better team. We have so much to get to.

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Did you know that? I didn't know that. What the hell's going on with Justin Tucker?

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You know what I think it is? He did a commercial for Craven where he's like the star. It's got Harbaugh in it. It's got Lamar Jackson. And they're all in awe of Justin Tucker. It got to his head. It's just like you can't be doing commercials as a kicker.

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I'm with you. I think inside 14 points, you can do sack dances. Once it's past, and you know what, two possessions. Once it's past 16 points, no more sack dances. That's my rule. Inside two possessions, we can still sack dance.

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But not Mace. I don't want to make light of this, but I think Arizona and Arizona State handled this right. The mascots settle it. If there's an issue after a game, if someone does something disrespectful, the mascots meet at the 50-yard line and settle it. All right.

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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it

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I assume you're allergic to, you're immune to pepper spray.

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Like it sprays, yeah, I assume it sprays Stugatz. It bounces off of me? Just grabbing another heater, like no big deal.

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Wow. Ryan Day to the Bears. Can you see it?

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It happens every year. How could you not see it?

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Didn't want to influence the committee either.

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But they're the ones that beat the Ravens.

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I stopped. I stopped listening to Chris Sims when he told me Zach Wilson was going to be good. Like you just, you gotta, you gotta find that line and then just don't cross it again.

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So do you think Aaron Rodgers is going to be good in a decade?

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I saw that pause. I saw that pause. I can see it. Uh-oh, what's next?

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Number one or number two?

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Run it in two in one play, and then I'll be impressed. Give me a rushing, receiving, and passing touchdown in one play, then I'll be impressed. Until then, get out of here.

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That was supposed to be a winner and loser.

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Good effort, graphic guys. Get out of here.

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Joe Burrow. They gave up 42 points or 40-something points to the Steelers, to Russell Wilson and the Steelers. That's why they're bad.

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In the fourth quarter of that game, the Steelers were lining up and Russell Wilson could have been calling the play at the line of scrimmage and not in any kind of code being like, we're going to run it right here, this gap right here. And the Bengals still couldn't stop them. It was hard to watch.

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This is an anomaly.

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So, Billy, what you're telling me is the Steelers took an over-the-hill quarterback on the downside of his career for pennies on the dollar and then used him to go win a bunch of games. Sounds like you already know who their quarterback is going to be next year.

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Holy shit. I can't listen to that song again. Oh my God. Yeah, I mean, I want to go, but I can't. Pablo. No, I know, it's not just me. He's got four producers. Yeah, four. Four producers and then two editors just for Emmy submissions. And then the other, you know, 25 producers working on some story about, you know, funerals, God knows what, spreading ashes.

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Mark Zuckerberg, who knows what the hell he wants to talk about. 75 producers on the show. Can we, like, you know in soccer, they, like, loan out players to other teams? Can we loan a producer to David Sampson? Poor guy has two people, maybe? I got an idea. Pablo Torre finds out whether he could be a parent. Go home. Stop trying to, like, win awards. Do this. It's just, it's ridiculous.

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I've had enough. No, no, no. I'm telling you. There's an entire spreadsheet, shot by shot, for best host sizzle reel. And I'm like, my God. We're going to spend... in 45 minutes on just this one thing. When what we could be doing is maybe loaning a producer at David Sampson. David Sampson has two producers. It's ridiculous. I've got to get back. It's Pablo time.

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What's the worst-smelling stadium, Mike?

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The worst-smelling stadium, yeah. Philadelphia.

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It's just one of the, Mike. They keep doing this to us. We keep picking people against the Chiefs and they keep making us look stupid every single time. I don't know how you're so confident in doing so. Oh, I'm not confident.

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Is this one of those things where just Eagle great Mike Golick has to go out there and say the thing to remain prominent in the Eagles community? Yeah.

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Well, you know. Some friend. We haven't spoken to him all year. Some friend, Andy Reid. Where's he been this year? Geez. I think the guy's busy. Too busy winning. Exactly right.

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We are. I thought you were talking about the Pro Bowl games this weekend. We're not going to preview any of those. Can I ask you a question? And this is something we should very much know as a football podcast. One of the biggest in America. Nominated for the Sports Podcast Awards every year for Best Football Podcast. Stiff competition this year.

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Don't worry about it. We'll see.

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Anywho, here's my question because we should know this. How the hell do the Pro Bowl games work? Is there an actual game this week or no? Because they've changed it so many times in a different city, sometimes here, sometimes there. I have no idea if they're playing a football game this weekend. They are. Everybody's gathered together.

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That's fine. I guess one of my questions, Mike, and I don't want to I don't want to rub salt in your wounds here because we're now, you know, a couple of weeks removed from this situation. But you told us a great run by Notre Dame, obviously historic run. What a season.

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You told us a couple weeks back that you would not be coming down to see them at Hard Rock Stadium because of the bad memories that you had from when Notre Dame lost the national championship to Alabama down here in Miami. Are we now adding stadiums to the list where you can't visit anymore because Notre Dame choked in those games in the national championship?

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Okay.

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I know there used to be a drone drop and the likes of that, and I think they got rid of that, but there's best catch. I probably should have looked this up before we just started talking about it, but there's a big one this weekend, I think. I don't think it's a game.

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Yeah, because they're running out of major stadiums here, you know. Yeah.

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Yeah, what are we pitching, Mike? Let's start working out some of these pitches. What do we have in the works here? Just give us an example.

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No one has benefited more from diabetes than you.

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Right, right. And help you. But, I mean, if they found a cure, the checks would dry up, if we're going to be perfectly honest.

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It was going so well, Mike. You're right. I can't wait to see you next week, Mike.

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It's not?

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Trivia? Wait, what? Trivia?

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We've gone too far.

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Stugatz Mikey. We're getting close to the portion of this show where we would normally do picks, but we are not going to pick the Pro Bowl games on Sunday this week because we would be insane to do so. I don't know why we would do that.

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No, there's one person that wouldn't like it, and we need to figure out a strategy for next week in terms of picking the Super Bowl because essentially... If you have been listening to us all season long on the podcast for my video, we haven't really included it in the DraftKings network that much, I don't think. But it's been on YouTube.

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But if you've been following along our guest picking segment, that's locked up. That has not been determined. Or it basically has been determined. And there's only one game left. So people aren't within one game of each other. So we already essentially know our champion. Unless...

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We get creative, which is why I think maybe next week what we should do is I think that we should have everybody pick the games but have Kay Funk come in because he's so far behind everyone else and just have him pick his own prop bets to give himself a chance to get back in this situation. What do you guys think?

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This sounds like field day.

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I think we extend him the courtesy of also letting him pick whichever ones he wants. And that is honestly just for time's sake, because if we go there and we go back and forth, he's going to complain about how the line's going to move and this and that, and he's going to take 10 minutes to pick an over-under on receptions for the third wide receiver for one of the teams.

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So it's like, just come in and tell us what your props are, and then we can move on, and then see you. We'll see you in September. What do you think?

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No, just with him, just with him. And unfortunately, unfortunately, I know with him, it's not going to be September when we hear from him.

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This is – hold on a second. Hold on a second. This is very much – Thursday night at the local pub? I mean, what are we doing? No, Fuentes told me, and he's exactly right, this sounds like field day at school is what this is.

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It will very much be Sunday. It'll be next week. He's going to pitch a segment where he does March madness. Like I already know the way he has training camp. Yeah. I know the way this man's mind works.

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We actually had that meeting with him like three years ago. Dude, we had a meeting with him about a Pickleball podcast like three years ago before Pickleball like blew up. And we're like, okay, K-Funk, whatever you say. Right? And looking back, maybe there was something there. But also, you know, that comes with K-Funk being the host of that podcast. So there was nothing there.

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It came with conditions. Yeah, exactly. Exactly right. It came with conditions. Anyway, sad time. Sad time.

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Are you not aware of what Billy's Big Board Bets has been the entire season? It's been prop bets. That's all I live off of prop bets.

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Yeah.

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It makes you feel alive. You know what I mean? How do you guys feel about the squares? The squares is what everyone's getting in on this year. And we have like a company square game going on. And then we have people within the company saying, I'm boycotting football. And they're not participating in the square game.

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But how do you guys feel about the square game where you just go and you buy like two or three squares and then They do randomly the numbers, and then maybe you win, maybe you don't.

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Everyone that asked me.

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I'd go to my aunt's house, and she bought the square game at Party City. And you just go, and you write your name in a square. You don't even pay. And then at the end, you get one of those brown paper bags with a ribbon from Party City that says, first place, or whatever, and some candy, like Tootsie Rolls. $2,000 a square. Yeah. What kind of double life are you living right now?

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Like they have to pay a little bit extra, then they wear matching shirts, they don't have to wear a uniform. Like what's going on here? This is ridiculous.

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I'm asking how this happens. Do you have a situation where if the square game doesn't work out, someone takes out your kneecaps? Who are these people that you are hanging out with, friends? Because I'm concerned. And also kind of glad you're not coming to New Orleans now because I don't want to see these people. They're coming after you.

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A dozen $5 bets is like $70.

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Who am I doing this show with?

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and put money. I don't remember what the game was, but like Carl was going to go in and share bear was going to go in and Kate and everyone, we were all going to make like a group bet together.

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Why are we doing – I don't like that at all. Purple always won. Red versus blue. There was no winners. What was even the point of it? I mean, I guess you could argue what's the point of the Pro Bowl? Well, yes. J.J.

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Yeah, exactly. I remember.

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Well, also no one paid. So we were fine. It wasn't a thing where like I sent someone money, no one placed the bed. And then all of a sudden, whoops, I forgot. Like, No one placed the bet, but also... Once it hit, I was asking.

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Yeah, but we were also committing a lot of money to this, and I was like, I think it was like $1,000 each. I'm like, I am not giving you $1,000. I'll cover it. Yeah, I'll cover everyone. I got everyone.

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Really?

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Why wouldn't I take that deal? You put all the money up. No risk. I'm doing it for Mikey.

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No. I mean, you're doing one for yourself and one for Mikey. Why wouldn't you want in? Because I'm not involved in that. You're doing one for yourself and one for Mikey. I'm not in that.

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No. I'll let you guys have this one because I don't want to – I don't want to run into a situation where the people that Mikey, you know, is in these circles with, the ones that go after the kneecaps, come.

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Here's the thing. Here's the thing about that.

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is that i think that there's this might be one of those situations where stugatz's name brings a certain gravitas to the uh the scenario right where they don't know that he's not going to pay so they come in and they're like yo he's good for it he's stugatz espn blah blah all this stuff metal art media he's gonna he's good for it we'll just you know and so i was like yeah buddy i'll give it to you next week and then when nothing comes in then it's like well bill billy we're

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for 50-50, or Billy says he was going to cover this one, and then they're coming after my kneecap.

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Can I bring you guys in now? And a book. Now that the football season's coming to an end, can I bring you guys in on a situation that is quite the controversy, and Fuentes is going to be irate with this situation? But there was some...

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scumbaggery done by mike fuentes in our company fantasy football league where we did a company fantasy football league and at no point was there discussion of a buy-in it's just do you want to be part of the company fantasy football league and i was asked like the day before and i was like yeah absolutely sure i'll do it whatever right you know camaraderie let's you know do things as a as a group team player exactly right

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Then the fantasy championship happens. Mike Fuentes wins, and he goes, everybody owes me $10. That was the buy-in for the league. And we're like, what buy-in was this? I'm fine with giving you the $10, but this was never discussed before you won. There was a draft. No one ever at any point.

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At least 50% of the league is like, this was never mentioned until you won, and now you're just asking everyone for $10. I got to tell you, that's a heady play by Fuentes. He's waving his hand saying, no, that's not the case. And I was perfectly fine.

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I was perfectly fine to send him the money on Venmo until multiple people came up to me. They're like, did you know that we were supposed to send Mike Fuentes $10? And I was like... No, I was going to. I assumed everybody knew. They're like, no, I think he just made this up. Like, none of us are familiar with this scenario. And a lot of the people sent him money because they didn't ask around.

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But like, now it's more of a principal thing. And I forgot until right now when we mentioned it. So I'm probably sending it to him after this because I don't want to be like the guy that doesn't send it to him. But I'm pretty positive that he just decided that he won and everyone needed to send him $10. No one's paying attention. It's a heady play.

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No, he's not.

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I think that's exactly what he thinks happened here is that no one was paying attention and everyone was like, was there a buy-in? Was there not a buy-in? And he waited until he won the championship.

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No, no. I've been approached by – this is a 16-team league. So, like, he's looking at, like, $160 that he's going to just con out of people because no one discussed this until... And all of a sudden, it's winner-take-all, too. Exactly right. It is all of a sudden winner-takes-all. He's the only one collecting any money in this league.

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Playing what?

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There was no mention of, guys, remember your dues are due before championship game. Then the guy wins the championship, and then it's like, everybody owes me $10. And it's like, hold on a second. Hold on a second. I thought I was out of the loop because I was a late addition. I'm happy to do it. I think you guys should have told me before this, but that's fine.

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I'm happy to do this and pay the $10 because I want to be a team player. And then a lot of people were asking where this do situation came from.

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Well, I seriously went on Venmo. I was like, what is his name? I was about to hit send, and then I got two texts, and I'm like, is this real or are they just making this up now? And I'm like, hold on a second. Let me not, let me remove my thumb from the screen and not hit send just yet until I investigate this situation further. Right. He made up.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Yeah. Cause I think what, I think what the, what the guy, you have to go there.

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I think what happens there, right, is that you go and then, like, this person just sends everyone out. Like, he waits until after, like, one of the quarters, and then he just sends everyone different numbers. So no one actually has the winning thing, right? Like, he takes a picture of all the names. And there's no numbers filled out. And then he will send it so that no one wins the first quarter.

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I saw somewhere, I think that it was Pat McAfee was saying it, that if you are a Pro Bowl alternate, so you are selected now because everybody's backed out or whatever, and you make it to the Pro Bowl as an alternate, you don't get contractual Pro Bowl bonuses. You need to be on the first batch of Pro Bowl selections to earn Pro Bowl money.

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Right. And then if anyone happens to win any of the other numbers, the other quarters, then he'll like figure it out. But I think he just waits until after the game. And you think like, oh, look, like John actually won the first quarter. And John is like, oh, well, you know, Larry won the first quarter. And Larry's like, well, Mike won the first quarter.

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Like Paul won the first quarter because they all have a different Super Bowl. Exactly right. Exactly right.

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There is no Jim S. I'm Jim. That is great. Fuentes, are you writing that down? Fuentes, did you get that? For next year. Oh, he just gave me the middle finger. Oh, boy.

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He said, Billy, you're number one. Who did? Fuentes. Fuentes.

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Some sort of super bowl box scheme, getting him to buy in. And then like we can we can have him pick it. We can send him a real thing, but it's all just other made up people. And then on the off chance he wins, he just wins his own money back.

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Yeah. But chances are he's not going to win.

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I do like we have him fill it out, and we send him a copy of it, and it has all of the numbers, and he thinks he has these boxes, and we're like, oh, guys, sorry, we updated it. And then we send it, and Mojo has all of his boxes instead of him. You know what I mean? Or whatever wins, Mojo's in those boxes instead of K-Funk.

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I like that. Here's the other thing, by the way. When we say stuff like this, people assume that we're intentionally out to get him, and that's why he had a bad season, and he fully believes that. We have done very little to actually get him throughout the season. Almost nothing to get him. I mean, don't get me wrong. He's done this all on his own. He's bad at picking games.

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We have done nothing to screw this guy over the entire year, but he's so convinced that we are. He's just terrible at picking. And even when he picks a winner, he changes it five minutes later into a loser. That lashes out at us.

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If not, and you have in your contract making a Pro Bowl as a bonus, if you're added as an alternate after 600 people have said no, you don't get that in your contract, which seems crazy to me. It does. It seems like a terrible job by the agent. Well, I mean, I guess also, like, by the end, every single person in the NFL has made the Pro Bowl because so many people back out every year.

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But that was pre-trivia. I have some sad news for you guys. Sad news? Yes, sad news as we're covering the Pro Bowl.

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Well, yeah, so... Turns out last night, Thursday night, was a skills showdown for the Pro Bowl, so we missed that. But good news is Sunday, Pro Bowl Games Championship. So 3-6, you can watch that on ESPN Network, Family of Networks, ESPN, ABC, Disney XD, all of those. They're going to have all of that stuff.

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No. There was players. There was players that were out there laying hits. Sean Taylor was knocking punters out. It was not two-hand touch. Sean Taylor made sure to play every Pro Bowl that he could.

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Can I say what I think the downfall of the Pro Bowl was and Hey, Super Bowl's coming up. We'll get to that a little bit later. Can I say what I think the downfall of the Pro Bowl was? And I don't know why this happened. And I think that it also leads to why so many people back out. Maybe not. When we moved the Pro Bowl out of Hawaii, it just felt different. You know what I mean?

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Every year it was Hawaii. It was like, you know what? I'm going to go. I'm going to bring all my family and hangers on, and I'm going to spend my entire annual salary in getting all of my friends and family to go see me participate in the Pro Bowl.

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Well, then they started making it cute, and it's like, let's go to Orlando. Let's go to Las Vegas. Let's go to— Let's go to Disney. Exactly, wherever. And it's like, guys— No one wants to, respectfully, respectfully, to the great city of Orlando. No one wants to go to Orlando for the Pro Bowl. You're going to go to Central Florida before the option was Hawaii, like Honolulu or Kissimmee, Florida.

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Like, come on. What do we think is going to happen here?

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Once Hawaii is there, you can't scale back to Orlando. You know what I mean?

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There's no turning back. And that's really, if you ask me, one uneducated person on the circumstances here, that's what killed the Pro Bowl.

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You know what? I wonder if the players union played a role in this because so many players were like, guys, we got to get out of Hawaii. Like I cannot say no to my mother-in-law and my cousins and everyone else. And like, One selection to the Pro Bowl is costing me $400,000 by the time my entire family makes it there. And I just, I cannot afford to go to the Pro Bowl anymore. I'm throwing games.

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I'm not playing well. I don't want to be selected. Because if I'm selected, I can't tell them, no, we're not going to Hawaii. I can't not accept it. I have to accept it. I can get an Airbnb in Orlando, one of those houses with eight bedrooms. It has the Disney princess theme, the arcade and a garage, the pool table, all of that stuff. There's a Harry Potter room with bunk beds for all the kids.

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I can pull that if we get that. We can move to Orlando. I can fit 15 people in one house for a week. That's fine. Or I can very much again, I can convince them we don't need to go to Celebration, Florida for a week. You know what I mean? Like we can go somewhere else. Let's go to Atlantis in the Bahamas. Still cheaper than going to Hawaii with 600 people. That's too nice, Billy.

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You know what I mean?

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Well, not that no one wants to go, but let's pick a city where we can very easily convince people, maybe we take this year off. Maybe it's not the biggest deal in the world.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You can skip it, and then you just go on a family vacation, but then it's also like, Well, you know, we don't take our cousins on a family vacation. We don't take our aunts and uncles on a family vacation. That's not necessary. We don't need to do all of that, right? So then that's how you also – I'm pretty sure the Players Union was involved.

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I don't know this, but I'm pretty sure Players Union was involved.

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Of course, everyone is. Everyone is afraid to. You be the guy.

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Come on.

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Exactly right. I'll pay $400,000 and not have this conversation. I'll pay $400,000.

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It's a year of arguments. By the way, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Anyway.

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Yeah, yeah. And then also you could say like, hey, like – He could go to Orlando for the week and go to Disney. It's going to be busy, though, and we don't want to go at busy time. Why don't we just go to, like, let's go to Mexico together. You know what I mean? And then that's how you go somewhere. Let's go to Costa Rica. You go somewhere else. Like, let's go to the Maldives.

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You go somewhere else just as, like, your family, like five people, and then everyone's like, well, you know what? They opted not to go to the Pro Bowl. Like, I get it. It was a long year. James is probably beat up. James doesn't want to go and play ring toss or whatever it is that's going on this year. By the way, Stugatz, Mike Ye, also – presented by Smirnoff. We do game days.

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Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. This has been described by many people who are attending as the walking Super Bowl because of the proximity that everything is. I'm excited about that. I was too until this morning. What happened? When I fell off of a curb taking my daughter to school and sprained my ankle terribly.

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And you can't see it, but I'm sitting here with it all wrapped up in ice on it.

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Well, I can just show you what I'm working with right now, which is just this situation is going on right now.

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Well, you're not getting your Super Bowl bonus. I hate to tell you the way contracts work.

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As you get older, you don't actually get injuries from doing real things. You just misstep off a curb. You step in a hole, whatever. And this one, I felt it. I felt, I don't want to say a tear or a pop, but I felt... Something went, this isn't like, you know, oops.

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No, I felt a clear when it happened. And I, so I went, I dropped my daughter off at school. I went, I dropped the other daughter off at school. I got home and I was like, I'm wrapping this thing as hard as I can. I got to keep moving. As soon as I stopped moving, this is done. So then I went, I didn't have an ankle brace. So I went, I got a green ace bandage wrapped around as hard as you could.

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I then stopped by, got an ice pack, just slid that in there, drove into work. As soon as I parked and I was walking across the street, oh, boy, I felt it. And I know as the day goes on, I'm going to feel it because I still haven't taken, like, an anti-inflammatory or anything. So this sucker is swelling, and this ice pack is hot now. It's going to be a fun week next week. So what are you thinking?

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No. New Orleans is happening. He plays with Paige. Listen, this probably ends with me in urgent care just to get, like, the meds that I need. But, like, I'm going come hell or high water. And maybe I'll be wearing Crocs all week because shoes won't fit. But we're doing this thing. Right.

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Real ones play through it, yeah. I'm going to play through it this episode, too. You want to get to Golik here?

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Oh, BTB.

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Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.

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Let me ask you a question. Had Larry shown up? Miles is in the third row.

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Larry and Timothee Chalamet next to each other. That's a photo. That's got to have audio with it.

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So we got the text yesterday saying you want to sit in the studio with Stu Gatz and I was like, yes, I just assumed I'd be sitting in Stu Gatz's seat and like three minutes ago he was like, so you're gonna sit in Dan's seat today? I'm like, sure, I guess.

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We didn't get to your guys' against the spread. You're right, you're right, you're right. I don't have an against the spread.

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You need an Ian in your life.

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Defense wins championships, baby. That's show business. This is the Dan Levatard Show with the Stugatz. I'm conflicted on Chalamet. I'm a little conflicted on him. Why? And I know everyone is going to crap all over me.

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Well, no, you haven't even heard where I've gone yet. No, but I think I'm with you. You're going to tell me why this is ridiculous. So Chalamet, lifelong Knicks fan, right? That's what we've seen. He was there. He won shoes or whatever. Was a child winning contests. Players were hiding things, whatever, right? Big time Knicks fan. Yes. If I'm Chalamet,

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Wenn ich Chalamet bin, dann bin ich ein Nix-Fan. Ich will in den Hunderten sein. Ich will in den Räumen sein, in denen ich gewohnt bin. Ich will mit den echten Nix-Fanen zusammen sein. Jetzt sind wir an der Reihe. Wir gehen in den Celebrity-Status. Wenn du ein Nix-Fan sein willst, willst du wirklich ein Mann der Menschen sein.

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That's not great for everyone involved because the things that I have written down are side view mirrors are too advanced, learning to play hockey, worst things that you've stepped on barefoot, obscure bumper stickers, the rehearsal, which is everyone wants to talk about the rehearsal. Don't forget about

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Ja, ich meine, das ist das, was ein Knicks-Fan ist.

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Ich denke, letztes Jahr war er der dritte Runde. Nenn mich verrückt, aber ich denke, wenn du mir, also ich und Timothy, der Tim war oder Timmy im Video, aber jetzt ist er Timothy geworden, als er ein Kind war und er ein Nix-Fan war.

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Also wenn ich und Tim zusammen in einem Raum waren und ich Tims Kleid auswählen konnte und Tim keine Sicherheit hatte oder so etwas, denke ich, dass ich Tim in den 300-Leveln unvermerkt bekommen hätte. Ich denke, dass die Leute nicht wissen würden, wer er war, wenn ich ihn gekleidet hätte. Und er hatte keine Sicherheitsvorschläge oder jemanden um ihn herum. Ich glaube, er ist ein normaler Typ.

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Ich könnte ihm einen Hat anziehen. Nicht an diesem Punkt. Nein, ich kann das. Ich könnte jemanden fragen, ob du... Er sagt, nein, ich bin nicht. Er sagt, nein, ich bin Jimothy. Ich bekomme das immer.

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Ich könnte ihn da reinbringen. Ich denke. Er schäbt seine Haare. Ich denke nicht, er will das mehr sein.

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Ja, aber ich könnte ihn da reinbringen. Es gibt viele Menschen, die attraktiv sind, die nicht berühmt sind. And is he that attractive?

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That's weird. I don't understand that.

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And the premise of this soap is that it has some of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater in it.

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Don't leave out the Knicks. We'll get there, maybe. Taylor's at the game. Should we have him zoom in and tell us about it? He did go to the game last night.

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Ich denke, Jeremy würde eine Sidney Sweeney Bathwater Bomb kaufen. Wenn es so wäre, dass Sidney Sweeney's Bathwater in diese Bathbomb kommt, und dann kannst du es in dein eigenes Bad geben, dann wird es, was auch immer es ist, ein Bathbombs-Dude, dann bist du drauf.

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Das ist schrecklich. Also es ist dreckiges Soap.

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He's left over.

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Ich glaube, du hast nach dem Schluss wirklich schlechte Ideen. Und dann sagst du, weißt du, das Sidney-Sweeney-Bathwater-Video war nicht schrecklich. Es ist einfach ziemlich erstaunlich, dass sie es wussten. Weil der dritte Video war wie Diarrhea-Soap. Und es war so, warte, was? Diarrhea-Soap? Das ist eine schreckliche Idee.

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Even to friends? I mean, yeah, that's... Yes. He told me how he got it and it was kind of a funny story of who got it for him and how it is that he got it. I thought it was a very nice gesture, particularly because I don't think this person is particularly close to Taylor and got him a face value ticket. If you were getting him a ticket, you would upcharge him?

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Ich habe gehört, es gibt nur einen. Ich bin auf der Webseite. Es sagt, es gibt eine extrem limitierte Edition von Sydney's Bathwater Bliss. Entere für eine Chance, den einzigen Brick zu gewinnen, der mit Sydney's very own Bathwater gemacht wurde. Also haben sie einen gemacht. Das wäre ehrlich gesagt einer der besten weißen Elefanten-Gifte jemals. Das ist wahr.

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Ehrlich gesagt, es wäre wahrscheinlich super wertvoll, wenn es nur einen gibt und du es verkaufst. Und dann siehst du, wow. Ja.

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What if I find a way to make a bar of soap out of my own bathwater and make that a white elephant gift?

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How long have you been waiting to do that? Since someone put it in my ear. About five seconds. Ich benutze momentan einen Kühlschrank. Ich mag das. Geh weiter. Einen Kühlschrank. Nein, nicht momentan. Ich sitze momentan hier. Aber... Mein Kühlschrank... oder lass mich das wiederholen. Ich kenne jemanden, der einen Kühlschrank benutzt.

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Das bin ich nicht, weil ich unseren Sponsoren Kühlschrank benutze. Ich kenne jemanden, der einen Kühlschrank benutzt. Der heißt Hammerschark. You know somebody.

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Where did you get that Navarro? No, someone, someone. Where did he get that Navarro? Someone got it at Burlington Coat Factory. What? Who is this someone?

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Du kannst nicht nur Hammerhead nennen. Nein, nein, nein. Ich glaube, dass die Scharke in der Copyright gehen. Es heißt Hammer Shark. Es ist ein ziemlich intensives Label. Ich habe es gesehen. Wie riecht es? Hammer Shark. Ich kann nicht von Erfahrung sprechen, aber es ist ziemlich gut. Du musst die Person fragen. Ja, ich musste fragen. Ich habe gesagt, darf ich dich schnappen?

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Und es ist ziemlich gut. Aber definitiv nicht ich.

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Nein, wenn ich gearbeitet habe, und das ist natürlich auf Wunsch. Wenn ich in der Verkaufsseite gearbeitet habe, waren es Impuls-Tauern. Du hättest also kleine Sachen drauf. Kleine Trinkets. Genau, kleine Trinkets, kleinere Versionen von Dingen, die du siehst und denkst, oh ja, ich kann das schnell verwenden.

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Yeah, you put little things there, they're not that expensive, and then you're like, oh yeah, one more thing, one more thing, and then you add like five, six, seven, ten dollars to each purchase, because they're little things. M&Ms are one of them. That's the only way I buy lip balm.

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I love apricot lip balm. I like those lines at like a TJ Maxx. One of those. You'll find anything in those lines. You never know what's gonna... The other stores you more or less know like, oh, I'll get something related to the theme of this store or whatever.

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Ich bin auf diesem neuen Kick von... Es ist ein Nerds-Kaffee. Also es ist... Für Jeremy? Es ist ein Gummi.

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Low Hanging.

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I just hit it blindly, hoping I hit the right one. Hit the next one over. Is it that one? It doesn't deserve that.

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Er nennt ihn Jeremy.

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Ich glaube, das ist das perfekte Timing für diese Konversation. So now you know. So now I know. So in those lines I've discovered candy and the candy that I'm on right now is a, you know nerds? Yes. Are you familiar with nerds? A little hard like... Jeremy? I am familiar with... Ha! It was funnier the second time around. It's like the little like hard candy, right? What are they called?

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Er war so begeistert. Ich zackle, wenn ihr mir was sagen wollt. Es ist egal. Niemand kümmert sich um den Kaffee. Du liebst Kaffee. Es ist wie Salzbarn. Es ist ein Gummikaffee. Billy, es ist wie Nerds Rope. Es ist Nerds Rope, aber ein Gummikaffee? Nein, es ist wie ein Gummikaffee-Ball und es befindet sich mit Nerds auf der Außenwelt. Es ist Nerds Rope, aber ein Gummikaffee.

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Erinnere dich an einen Jeremy Rope.

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Ist das ein Cluster? Ich weiß es nicht. Ich dachte, ich hätte den richtigen, den meine Frau liebte, aber sie war dann nicht glücklich, weil ich den falschen hatte. Weil sie das nicht liebt.

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Ich werde ehrlich mit dir sein. Manchmal fragt es mich, warum ich es sogar versuche. Ja, weil du den falschen Nerd gebracht hast. Den falschen Kaffee. Und dann habe ich gesagt, weißt du was? Nächstes Mal bringe ich einfach keinen Kaffee zurück.

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Wie viel denkst du, dass das auf dem zweiten Markt verkaufen wird?

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Ja.

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What was that? There was a lot of people talking there.

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It sounded like she was just shooting a commercial. Wenn sie das Wasser aus dem Kühlschrank bekommen hat, war sie auf dem Set, und sie hat gesagt, wir sollten das Wasser aus dem Kühlschrank sammeln. Das ist wirklich seltsam. Da ist wahrscheinlich ein bisschen Fekalmatter drin, oder? Was? Ja.

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Partikel, sicher. War das Poppy?

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So in 2024 the Panthers did touch it. Did the Panthers touch it this year?

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Es scheint so zu sein, dass vielleicht das Trophäe nicht wirklich beeinflusst wird.

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Wenn ich die Panthers bin, dann tue ich es nicht, weil du schon den großen gewonnen hast. Ich würde nicht mal zur Zeremonie gehen. Aber sie haben es gewonnen, weil sie es nicht getroffen haben.

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I like that he goes, he trips, and he's like, oh, and he touches it that way, yeah, yeah. Like through the eye slip.

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Wow, hell yeah. Touching what?

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In New York, at Madison Square Garden.

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I like that. I think it's killer.

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Nein, ich wollte es nicht, aber ich würde es nicht wollen. Deshalb würde ich mich zu den Eastern Conference Finals befreien.

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Ich würde jemanden zu einem Basketballspiel nehmen.

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billy kill you do that with anything that like is somewhat sound i do yes you yesterday called me billy pill right well you were talking about drugs i mean like the real that is true what were you talking about drugs well check out the latest episode godless football subscribe now we were talking about stefan diggs and how a statement was made about the pink stuff that was on the boat with him and he had a pink substance on the boat with him what was that

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Ich musste die Leute fragen, was es war. Und ich habe es auf diesem Show verstanden. Ich weiß, dass es viele Leute schockiert. Ich weiß, du siehst Billy und denkst dir, das ist ein großer Drogener. Aber ich bin kein großer Drogener. Also musste ich die Leute fragen, was es war. Und wer hat dir die Antwort gegeben? A surprising source, to be honest with you.

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Has anyone considered that it was a gender reveal? No. People were revealing their genders that day, for sure, on that boat. But it was not... Surprise!

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I'm saying clothes seem to be coming off on some of those videos that we saw. Whether the pink stuff was leading to the clothes coming off or not is anyone's guess. But what was it? It's called Toosie.

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If you don't know, you don't know.

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I'm trying to help him here and he doesn't understand.

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Ich glaube, Chris Cody hat meinen unangemessenen Parkplatz verloren. Und das ist eine Konversation, die wir off-air haben können.

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Ich habe keinen Zugang zu diesem Garage.

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No, so here's the thing, we have to park in a different garage and we walk over here. The peasant garage, I call it. The peasant garage, yeah. Makes you wonder, how long do you work here before you're out of the peasant garage? 19 years ago.

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Oh, I know. Oh, she's in charge of assigning the parking spaces and she gave herself the parking spaces.

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Yeah, yeah. Does she really?

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Okay. Wer war das? Also, es gibt keine Anzeige, in der anderen Garage zu parken. Und als Resultat haben wir unsere Späße, die wir lieben. Und jetzt müssen wir alle Späße verändern. Weil Jason stürzt meinen Spot auch immer. Er ist ein Back-In. Wer? Jason ist ein großer Back-In-Typ. Sie essen all unsere Essen oder stehlen unsere Räume.

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Ich werde rauskommen und ich werde sagen, dass ich manchmal ein Backend-Guy bin. Also, abhängig von dem Auto, in dem ich fahre, bin ich ein Backend-Gerät. Jetzt, das Backen in den Späßen in diesem Garage macht absolut keinen Sinn, weil sie eingelagert sind. Also ist es so ungewöhnlich, um zu gehen, weil man seitwärts gegen den Verkehr fahren muss.

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Es macht keinen Sinn, in den Späßen in diesem Garage zu backen.

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Nein, der kleine.

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Du hattest früher so eine Art, wenn du in den Backup-Kameras warst. Du warst ein guter Fahrer, wenn du in den Backup-Kameras warst. Jetzt ist es zu einfach. Es ist wirklich so. Es ist ein Cheat-Code. Jetzt kann jeder rein.

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Ich habe nicht verurteilt, dass ich das nicht gemacht habe. Was hast du effizient gemacht, dass du gedacht hast, dass du Krimen verurteilen könntest? Nicht zu lange her, als ich in die ATM ging, brauchte ich Geld. Ich habe Geld für jemanden gegeben, für etwas. Wahrscheinlich für meine Drogenkasse. Und du hast gesagt, ich brauche keine Rechnung. Ich brauche keine Rechnung.

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No, no, so I go and I wasn't driving, I was, yeah, exactly, the pink substance. So I was going and I was dropped off in the front of the bank, because we weren't going to go through the drive-thru, there was a long line, I'm like, it would just be quicker if you dropped me off.

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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship

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So I get dropped off at the door, then the person that dropped me off goes, turns around the car, and when they came back, I was already done and I got in the car and I was like... Ich dachte mir, ich könnte eine Bank verkaufen. Das war so effizient und so schnell. Ein paar weitere Run-Thru's hier und wir könnten hier etwas ausmachen. Ein Heist.

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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship

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Hallo. Hey, Billy. Hi. Hallo. Happy Friday, everybody.

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Das Problem ist, dass der erfolgreiche Heist und mein Co-Heister, der damals der Fahrer war, mir gesagt hat, dass ich das als Kind gedacht habe. Ich dachte, ich könnte das machen. Das Problem damit ist jetzt aber, ist, dass es jetzt zu viele federalen Anbieter gibt. Und jetzt ist es nicht so, dass man einfach einen Banken verkauft und dann ist alles fertig. Du wirst verhaftet, weil du witzig bist.

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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship

712.217

Du wirst mehr als einen Banken verkaufen. Und jetzt, weil die federalen Anbieter da sind, ist es wie ein großes To-Do. Es ist eine ganze Sache. Sie werden alle nach dir kommen. Du kannst es nicht mehr wegnehmen.

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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship

74.614

Oh, I can't do that anymore. Oh, that's too bad. Yeah, last episode's out today. God bless football. Check it out, subscribe, all that stuff. See you guys later. Yeah.

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Secretly impressed. Hell yeah. She's like, whoa, why did I settle for Chris? He came back into a spot. You guys ever like try to parallel park and just give up and drive away? My wife has several times. I'm embarrassed. I'm leaving. I don't want to see these people again. If somebody's sitting there watching, I'm out.

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Manchmal sehe ich ihn und denke, oh nein, zu tief, zu tief.

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I'm not a terrible parallel parker, but I have had the situation where I go like, if it's like one too many times, then I'm like, all right, I'm out of here. Like, forget about it.

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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship

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I never want to be seen again. Yeah, if I'm at the beach or something, like, never mind. We're going to go 20 blocks up and that's the situation today.

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Weil ich glaube, dass es Toni für mich ist. Ich würde Toni auf meiner Crew haben, um der Fall-Guy zu sein. Ich denke, nur auf den Fall. Roy wäre ein guter Getaway-Driver.

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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship

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Singen wie ein Kaninchen?

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Weil du mich als Fall-Guy benutzt hast, und dann schwinge ich dich direkt zurück. Du schlägst mich sehr als einen, der sagt, Snitches bekommen Stiches.

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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship

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Was, dass du das sagst, oder dass du ein Schnitzel bist?

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Du schlägst mich als jemanden, der das als Mantra hat, vielleicht als ein Tattoo auf dich, wie Made in Dade, wie Born and Raised.

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No, you can stay. I gotta be surprised. I didn't expect to be sitting in this seat today.

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922.438

We're a math friends podcast. I don't think any of us would be in his math friends. I wasn't here for the math friends conversation, but I'm not in the math friends conversation.

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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship

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No one wants to see that. Nobody. Well, if the Knicks make it to the NBA Finals and they get swept by Oklahoma City, is that any better? Would you rather have like a seven-game Pacers-Thunder-Series or a four-game Oklahoma City sweep over the Knicks? What do you think the NBA would prefer?

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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Most of them are historics. Billy, du sprichst von über 49.000 Kubanern, die eine Deportationsordnung haben, aber Kuba würde sie nicht akzeptieren. Und so sind sie, einige von ihnen sind Pillar der Gemeinschaft. Du wüsstest es nicht, aber jedes Jahr müssen sie ein neues Arbeitsvermögen und neue Dokumente bekommen, weil die neuen Regeln von INS dich dazu machen.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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Manche kommen rein und kommen nie raus. Aber das sind Leute, die in diesem Land 50, 60 Jahre lang gearbeitet haben. Sie haben Krimine gemacht, als sie jung und ungeheuer waren. Und sie haben ihre Zeit gesenkt, einige ziemlich lange Szenen. Und jetzt kommen sie raus und diese Regierung will sie beurteilen.

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Wenn Sie die beiden Fälle bemerken, die der Herald darüber gesprochen hat, und die auf der Internetseite veröffentlicht wurden. Zwei Kubaner, beide kamen in die USA, als sie sehr jung waren. Sie wurden für Gewalt und andere Verbrechen verurteilt. Einer war, glaube ich, in Mord eingegangen. Sie haben etwa 20 Jahre in föderalen Gefängnissen verbracht.

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Und als sie rauskamen, haben sie keine Familie, keinen Migrationsstatus. Und natürlich haben sie versucht, sie zurückzuwerfen an die Kubaner. Und die Kubaner sagten, sie haben länger in den USA gelebt als in Kuba. Wir nehmen sie nicht zurück.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

1094.994

Und natürlich, das US-Gewerbe in seinem neuen, ich weiß nicht, nach dem französischen Gewerbe in den 1800er-Jahren, die versuchen, eine Teufelsinsel zu finden, um all diese Leute zu stecken. In diesem Fall, denke ich, senden sie sie nach Südsudan, was in einer Zivilwahl nicht ist. Und sie sitzen dort an einem Flughafen in Südsudan.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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They already have. And I think it's two of the most horrible things I've ever seen. And by the way, there's not enough room in El Salvador to hold all the people who are under deportation orders now, which do not qualify for repatriation.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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Thank you for inviting me.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

272.637

Billy, I've always said you're more Cuban than you are Jewish. You just retain some of the cultural attributes that make you a little bit faster. But the reality is that that's exactly right. One of the things that one finds in Trump is that he finds third rails of American politics. He not only grabs them, but he tries to floss his teeth with them.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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And this is one of those examples, right, where the reality is that here was...

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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example of what was an you know we were the fair haired darlings of the cold war uh we were 90 miles from the united states and so because of that we received the full generosity of immigrant of the american immigration system no group came faster quicker and legalized faster believe it or not the fastest average for legalization of any immigrant group in the country is cuban americans they uh it takes them less than seven years to uh

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from the moment they arrive to when they become citizens. And usually that slowdown is simply because of statutory limits and bureaucratic limits, but not because of the lack of Cubans interest in becoming US citizens. So it is an end to that. But I will say two things. One, I'm going to correct you. He received unprecedentedly high numbers in 2020 when he lost.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

358.252

In 2016, when he won, Hillary Clinton performed better with Cuban American voters than any other Democrat before. I misspoke.

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In the full flourish of opening to Cuba, Cubans had literally moved very aggressively. And then, of course, Trump and the Republicans kept mining those wounds, real wounds of family separation, totalitarian government, abuses, human rights violations. And he got the numbers way up there and they continue up there. And the first thing Trump did, true to his word, because

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

399.039

I've never seen a guy go into Hialeah, as Trump did, spoke against immigration. The crowd was over 95% foreign-born, and they applauded his attack on immigrants. Of course, Cubans, much to your point, we're not immigrants. We're exiles in our own mindset. And therefore, we are immune from the vagaries of... We come here because we have to. We come here because we're forced to.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

429.513

Or we want to, but we're forced to. And I think the sheen, as you say, is off. The Cuban exceptionalism is now, we are exceptionally similar to everyone else. And right now... über eine Million Menschen, die Südflorida als ihre Basis für die Operation nennen. Das sind die Kubaner, die Venezuelaner, die Nicaraguaner und die Haitianer. Sie sind auf der Bühne, deportiert zu werden.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

455.527

Über eine Million von ihnen haben keinen Status und können an jedem Moment deportiert werden. Und wir haben das gesehen. Leute, die in normalen Immigrationsproceduren in Miami-Downtown gehen und verhaftet werden und summarily put in jail and sent to be deported.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

594.302

Ich denke, eine der großartigen Dinge von Ameri... Hör auf, eine der Dinge, die Amerika besser macht als irgendein anderes Land im menschlichen Geist, ist, Amerikaner zu werden, richtig? Du kannst Marokkaner sein, dritte Generation, in Paris leben und weißt du, was die Parisianer dich als Marokkaner bezeichnen? Richtig? Du wirst nie französisch sein, auch wenn du nationalisiert französisch bist.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

614.999

Und ich denke, eine der großartigen Werte von Amerika Die Realität ist, dass wir alle Amerikaner werden. Und wir alle, Immigranten, lieben wahrscheinlich Amerika mehr als jeder andere. Und im Wesentlichen, wenn Miami ein Symbol für alles ist, ist das einfache Immigration, economic success. There is nothing particularly special about Miami. I mean, we've got nice, we got beautiful beaches.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

644.737

They're not the best beaches. We have land. It's not the best land in the world for agriculture, yet it's a number two producer in Dade County. We have some of the most valuable agricultural land per square meter in all the United States. Wenn man sich unseren Flughafen anschaut, ist er in der Mitte der Stadt. Man braucht einen Masterkurs, um Geometrie zu verstehen, um da durchzukommen.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

669.546

Aber wenn du es weißt, wie du und ich Lokalisten, können wir unsere Arschlöcher binnen 17 Minuten im Wasser sitzen, wenn du weißt, was du in Miami machst. Und in jedem einer dieser Dinge, Miami rankt als eine dieser großen Städte. Aber was uns groß macht, sind die Leute, die hier leben. Das Vertrauen an die Leute hier.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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Ich sage immer, dass Amerikaner, die in Miami leben, die größten Amerikaner überhaupt sind. Wenn du nicht ein bisschen Spanisch sprichst, ist es unmöglich, einen Hotdog oder einen Hamburger bei McDonald's zu bestellen, weil niemand hinter der Kante das macht. Und so Amerikaner oder Frauen, Vollblutige Amerikaner oder Amerikaner, die nicht von hispanischer Herkunft leben, die bei uns leben.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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Sie genießen es, sie genießen die Entspannung, sie genießen die Schönheit davon. Aber die Vibranz von Miami wurde gerade deswegen geschaffen. Und ich denke, die jungen Amerikaner haben das vergründet.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

740.691

Florida did that many years ago, and Miami-Dade County did that. If you'll recall, Billy, you're a little bit younger than I am, but... Emmy Schaefer, 1980. Miami declared... The English-only ordinance. The official language. Yes.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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The next set of elections, we got a majority of Hispanics, with the exception of one vote, then another guy, but the guy was very connected to the Cuban-American community. So the reality is, these are the last gasps of... Aber es war nicht in Dade County. Es war nicht in Dade County.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

794.804

Ich meine, sie leben in diesem schmutzigen Weltraum, um den Republikanischen Partei und ihrem Präsidenten zu zerstören. Und sie werden sich selbst, ihre Kultur und alles, was sie für sie stehen, verurteilen, damit sie neben dem Präsidenten stehen können. Und um ganz ehrlich zu sein, Donald Trump. You mean like, you mean end of the... You know I'm no fan of Donald J. Trump.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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You were also told by Marco Rubio that the Russians were the worst in the world and a few weeks ago he was calling for investment in Russia. And we were told all sorts of things. But I will tell you, I once spent a good deal of time with a good hour with Trump alone. Before he was president, his view of Cuba is very different than what he espouses today.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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He is a believer, and I'm going to quote him, the only way to kill communism is with capitalism. Capitalism always wins.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

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But we haven't been doing it. We've been building on the embargo. We've been building on family relationships. You had Bush who limited Cubans to one trip a year. You had remittances that were reduced. You had airports that couldn't be used. You had embassies that were closed and then reopened. It's ridiculous because it's been a tit for tat stalemate. This is the last...

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

915.527

Kommunistische Verdauung. Und die Wahrheit ist, Donald Trump könnte, wenn er so wählt, das ändern. Und so könnten die Kubaner. Nun, sie können es nicht, weil sie beide einen enormen politischen Vorteil darstellen. from the status quo. But what is clear for anybody who watches Cuba is that today was worse than yesterday and tomorrow will definitely be worse than today.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

942.772

And eventually, for good reasons or other reasons, the Cubans will have to engage with South Florida because most of their human capital, most of the capital that Cuba needs is sitting in South Florida. And we've got to find a solution to this because if we don't, Kuba wird explodieren und es wird auf uns landen. Und es ist keine Frage, dass wir Haiti 90 Meilen entfernt nicht wollen.

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#BecauseMiami: The Death of Cuban Exceptionalism

967.946

Und das perfekte Beispiel ist, wann war das letzte Mal, dass man über Haiti gehört hat? Es ist eine schreckliche Situation, die da losgeht. Und trotzdem, da die Haitianer in Haiti bleiben, hören wir nicht über sie. Und Haiti ist einen langen Weg entfernt von dem, wo Kuba auf der Türste der Vereinigten Staaten ist.

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GBF - Goodbye, Lark

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I want Mikey C with us. I do not want to have to rely on him the way we rely on Fuentes to actually do things. I want Mikey C with us, but I don't want him to have to press buttons.

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GBF - Goodbye, Lark

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I will go first with this one.

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He's a fantastic coach. Think about what he has done with the quarterbacks that he's had.

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I thought about it.

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I'm putting him at number three.

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Yeah, but Kevin O'Connell... Can you imagine Kevin O'Connell as Josh Allen? Yeah! Josh Allen!

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GBF - Goodbye, Lark

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Let me ask you, Fuentes, if Sean McDermott were to get fired, how many coaches would want that job? All of them. If Kevin O'Connell were to get fired, how many people are lining up for that Vikings job? You gotta see how good J.J. McCarthy is.

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GBF - Goodbye, Lark

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I'll go ahead of McDermott. I thought you put... I put McDermott at eight. All right.

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GBF - Goodbye, Lark

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Oh Gott. Brian. Bless you. Nine. Yeah. Yeah, 9. I see what's happening to me. So do I. I see what's happening to me. I'm in trouble.

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He's had one year and he earned the first overall pick.

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Ich stelle ihn bei 5.

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Ich werde ihn bei vier setzen. Ich werde ihn bei drei setzen.

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1574.113

Year two. Here's where you're going to get the best of Jim Harbaugh. We'll see.

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No, no, I'm saying I have two spots left.

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GBF - Goodbye, Lark

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I think he's going to be a bad head coach.

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1652.179

Ich habe noch nie Alex Trebek so frustriert mit Kandidaten gesehen.

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1659.506

Er ist seit fünf Jahren weg, komm schon.

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1783.578

I would have put him at 8 had I switched Dan Quinn. Since I can't, I will put him at 6.

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1819.439

Here comes Brian Schottenheimer and Aaron Glenn.

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1870.515

Und mein Nummer 4, Stu Gatz ist Nummer 1.

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2001.27

In the mountains with Fuentes?

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We didn't empty the chemical toilet either.

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Oh.

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The best part is, he does not know most of these guests. Oh, good.

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GBF - Goodbye, Lark

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Of Meadowlark Media, God Bless Football, these are all guests that have appeared, I'll say, less than three times.

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Probably. I might be a little off.

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Who missed the cut? Dwight Freeney missed the cut. Oh. Javon Kearse missed the cut.

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Wir hören dich.

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All right. Next name on the list. Shirley Schefter.

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2426.166

Listen, I put it into Fuentes' randomizer. You didn't have such a thing.

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Go listen to that episode. It was fantastic.

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We're ideas guys. We're ideas guys. Alright, speaking of family of regulars. Oh no. Matt Sims.

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Ja. All right. Up next. Fake Aaron Rodgers, Jake Owens.

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Ja.

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256.415

Mikey, you're agreeing with him? There's no question. He's calling while they're announcing names and he's saying, hold on a second.

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Next name on the list, Brandon Seiler.

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Up next, everybody's favorite heating and air conditioning person.

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You went from cooling to heating. Yeah. Oh, God.

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Up next, the Old Spice guy. Oh, Old Spice guy.

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Wenn du wirklich K-Funk auf dem Show sein willst, musst du nur sagen, dass Mojo auf dem Show sein wird. Und ich garantiere dir, dass K-Funk alles verpasst, um sicherzustellen, dass er nicht weg ist, wenn Mojo auf dem Show ist.

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Alright, up next, Cozy Coleman.

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I have After Cozy.

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Up next, Gordy Gronks Uber driver.

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Got one name left. I'm sad.

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Alright, last one. Spags. Oh nein, verdammt, verdammt, verdammt. Es war ein Randomizer.

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Er hat nicht den Cut gemacht. Ich war nicht auf dem Episode.

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Ja, da ist eine Grund, warum sie nicht auf der Liste ist.

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Komm schon. Priestess Roslyn, way back when. I think it was the Knicks.

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So, Priestess Roslyn

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Ich weiß nicht, ob ich es sagen kann.

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Wahrscheinlich. Und Dan Stanzik sah ihre Hits, als sie eine Hit für, glaube ich, die lokalen New York News sprach, über die Knicks, und bookte sie, als ob er die Priestess booken würde. Und seitdem... Sie wurde Teil von den Wochenende-Observationen und dann Stupazität und sogar, Gott sei Dank, Fußball.

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Es ist, es ist, ich habe mich in meinem Leben nie so verletzt.

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I wonder if a real witch was listening and was like, this girl's totally faking it. Yeah, probably.

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Joe Flacco is also that fan favorite. As soon as your starter starts to waver a little bit, as soon as he starts to struggle, all of a sudden you start hearing those whispers in the stands. Joe Flacco wouldn't do that. You know who's sitting right there, smoking a cigarette on the bench?

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I'm sure Joe Flacco could come in and win us some games.

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Besonders mit dem Gruppen in Cleveland. Yeah, Joe Flacco doesn't want the starting job out of camp. He wants the backup role.

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No, he was the number one pick, but he was hyped enough to make a mess like that. Was he good enough? I don't know. But he had the last name, he had the stats.

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Weil ich weiß nicht, wer ihr fragt.

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What could be pink? I mean... What could be pink?

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Who would be a ten?

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Les Miles, who lost his bid to the Hall of Fame when wins were vacated, dropping him under 60%. And now he's probably right there.

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Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

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Not sure when I would have stopped. Aber nein, ich hätte es nicht glauben können. Mein Vater hat dieses Ding mit Trip Hawkins angefangen, einige Jahre bevor es überhaupt auf den Markt kam. Und wie ein Fakt ist, war es ursprünglich ein Computer-Spiel, bevor Fußball-Video-Spieler nur den Tecmo-Bowl zu ihrer Verfügung hatten. Dad and Tripp were toiling away.

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I'll never forget the day Dad came home with two floppy disks. When floppies were actually floppy. He came home and we had an Apple II computer in the house. Und mein Vater kam nach Hause und sagte, oh, du musst das Spiel probieren. Du musst es probieren. Es ist fertig. Wir sind bereit zu gehen.

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Und er war aufgeregt, weil, wie ich gesagt habe, er hätte mehrere Jahre in diesem Deal mit nichts zu sehen oder nichts zu zeigen. Also wache ich am nächsten Morgen auf und sage, ich werde es versuchen. Weil ich war der Junge, der Elektro-Football gespielt hat und Stratomatic, Lombardi, all die Spiele gemacht hat. Also habe ich es eingepackt. Wir haben zwei Disks, wir haben sie eingepackt.

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Und all das, was wir damals hatten, war ein Joystick mit einem einzigen Knopf drauf. Und so sitze ich da, und ich habe die Manuals, und ich habe das Spiel einbezogen. Und ich bin so, okay, es ist John Madden Football. Mein Vater hat immer mit einem Rundschuss über den linken Schuss angefangen.

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Also lasst uns einfach mit einem vollen Rückschuss über den linken Schuss anfangen, um das Spiel zu starten. Natürlich hat er das. Es dauert mir etwa 20 Minuten, um das erste Spiel zu programmieren. Und ich habe die X's und die O's gespielt. Und ich habe den Knopf gespielt und die Dinge fangen an zu bewegen. Und ich versuche, nach links zu kommen und ich bin gedrillt.

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Das dauert etwa einen Sekunden. Ich nehme all meine Spiele-Eigenschaften an der Zeit und ich sage, okay, warte mal, lass mich das noch einmal probieren. Ich sage, okay, ich möchte, dass ich den Ball ablehnen kann, weil Passen einfach zu schwierig aussieht. Also bin ich so, okay, ich will den Ball runtern. Let's program the defense. Let's get them the hell out of there. Let's give them a prevent.

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Let's get the hell out of there. So now I'll have some room to operate. And then all I had was a joystick. So I'm like, I want to be able to move the tail back. Ich möchte also einen Toss oder einen Pitch, also finde ich einen Toss links und programmiere es wieder. Noch 20 Minuten sind vorbei. Jetzt bin ich gespannt. Ich werde die Chance haben, das Spiel zu spielen.

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Ich drücke den Knopf und die Lichter beginnen zu blinken. Und dann, boom, werde ich für einen 3-Jahr-Loss getötet. Und so verliere ich. Ich habe 45 Minuten in diesem Ding gespielt. Ich habe zwei Spiele gespielt. Es ist ein Verlierer. Vater, du weißt, viel Glück an dich. Und so fängt er mich auf dem Fahrrad an. Und er sagt, hast du das Spiel versucht? Hast du es versucht?

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Und ich sage, Vater, dein Spiel ist scheiße. Und er sagt, er war schmerzhaft. Er war schmerzhaft, weil er hat Jahre dazu gebraucht. Was meinst du? Ich sage, ich sage, ich sage, ich setze es auf, damit ich Erfolg haben kann. Ich setze ihn in eine Prävent-Defense und ich tue einen Toss nach links. Und er sagt, du kannst keinen Toss gegen den Prävent machen.

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Er sagt, du hast Charles Haley da oben auf dem Ding kommen. Er denkt, Sack, er wird das Ding vier Yards tief in den Backfield schlagen. Und ich sage, na ja. Well, yeah, yeah, that's exactly what happened. And he goes, yeah, that's what should happen. He goes, the game's not crap, your play calling is crap. Wow.

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So I'm like, wait, oh, wait, no, but Prevent, no, no, no, Prevent, you know, you got Charles Haley, you got Reggie White, they're coming up field, they're gonna run right into it every time. Und so, äh, das war, als ich erst bemerkt habe, oh Gott, du weißt, ihr schießt für einen höheren, einen höheren Niveau, als, äh, als die Welt bereit war an dem Zeitpunkt.

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Also, Tripp Hawkins hat Elektronische Kunst angefangen und Tripp war ein wirklich klüger Kerl und Tripp hat graduiert. Tripp hat sich zu Harvard eingeladen und er war so klug, als er kam, dass sie ihm seinen eigenen Major erlauben haben. He majored in games at Harvard. What? And dad was always, you know, Tripp so smart, they let him make up his own league. And so that was Tripp.

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Were you just impersonating your dad? I heard it in there. I heard something in there. It comes and goes. I'm no Frank Caliendo, but it does sneak in from time to time.

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So it's fun to watch this documentary because if you ask me about the game, other than the story that I told, it was kind of, you know, I was in college for myself, you know, and dad's taking train rides and things with Trip. But we would talk all the time and he would tell me about Trip and Trip's really impressive. So Trip was going to stick with this thing and dad was going to stick with Trip

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Aber wenn du jemandem sprichst, der mit meinem Vater im Fernsehen gearbeitet hat oder jemandem, der für ihn gespielt hat, ich meine, mein Vater war hart. Mein Vater könnte schwer sein und er hat Resultate bekommen, aber das war sein M.O. Also hat Tripp sich für mehr Reisen eingeladen und hat auf dieses Ding gearbeitet. Und ja, sie sind zusammengekommen und sie haben sich damit befasst.

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Und hier sind wir heute.

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No, but who was right? Who the hell won the loss against Charles Haley on 3rd and 12th? I'm on your side, Mike.

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Tripp war ein paar Jahre älter als ich. Tripp hatte mich, also war ich noch ein Kind. Und Tripp fand einen Weg in Harvard, um Spiele zu spielen. Die Beweise sind in der Pfanne.

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Yeah, yeah. So he's kind of had four... vier verschiedene Fahnen. Der erste war, er war der Trainer der Oakland Raiders, er hat die Superbowl gewonnen, 100 Spiele in zehn Jahren gewonnen, der jüngste Trainer der Zeit. Es war das Training gegen die Nächsten von Don Schula, Chuck Noll.

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Also als er von dem Training zurückgekehrt ist, hat er gedacht, ja, ich habe ein Resümee, ich kann in ein Zimmer gehen. Und dann wird er getaggt, um einen Miller Lite-Kommerz zu machen, nur ein paar Jahre nach dem Vertrauen oder etwa ein Jahr nachdem. Er denkt also, dass er sein ganzes Leben als Trainer gezwungen ist. Ja, ich bin berühmt, weil ich ein guter Trainer bin.

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Und dann sagt er, hey, du bist derjenige, der durch das Papier fließt. Und er sagt, du hast 20 Jahre als Trainer gearbeitet, 10 Jahre in der NFL. Und du machst einen Miller-Light-Kommerz und das verändert, wie du kennst. Das war also ein Wachstum für ihn. Er liebte die Notarität, er liebte die Miller-Light-Beziehung. Und dann gab es einen Zeitpunkt, er hatte ein Apartment in New York City.

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Und wir reden immer. Und er sagt mir, hey Mann, ich kriege neunjährige Kinder, die ihre Hände aus den Fenstern stecken. Und sie sagen, hey Madden, hey Madden. Und er sagt, ich denke, es ist wegen diesem Videospiel. Und das hat ihn überrascht, wie er es mit dem Miller Lite gemacht hat. Er sagt, kannst du glauben, dass es Leute gibt, die mich nur wegen diesem Videospiel kennen?

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Und dann kam der vierte, und es ging zurück zu dem ersten, als er in die Hall of Fame eingeladen wurde. Es hat die Runde geschlossen und seine Trainingskarriere gebracht. Und die großartige Karriere, die er als Trainer hatte, hat das nach vorne gebracht. Also hat er vier verschiedene Halls.

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Nein, er wollte es nicht. Also, wenn der Tecmo-Ball rauskommt, bin ich ein junger Teenager, früh 20. Also spiele ich den Tecmo-Ball und... You know, I want to be Bo Jackson. I want to be, you know, Walter Payton and those things. And then dad says, but when dad, when Tecmo Bowl was out, dad and Trip were working as a computer game. And dad wanted, it's not football, it's not

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Wenn es nicht 22 Spieler gäbe. Und das war ein Stichpunkt, weil Tripp ihm sagte, die Computern sind nicht da, wir können nicht 22 Spieler bekommen. Er sagt, naja, du nennst mich zurück, wenn du kannst, weil ich meinen Namen nicht auf 7 auf 7 geben werde. Das ist kein Fußball.

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Und es wird John Madden-Football sein, es wird Fußball-Football sein, es wird NFL sein und es wird sein, du weißt, und wenn du dumm genug bist, um einen Toss gegen Charles Haley zu machen, dann wirst du...

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Nein, nein, nein. Der Plan war, dass Dad, Dad, Dad wirklich Tripp genießt und seine Stinktuitivität. Und wie ich gesagt habe, Tripp wollte, du wirst es in der Dokumentation sehen, Tripp dachte, es wäre ein Computer. Du weißt, wir sprechen, du weißt, 1989, 1990, vielleicht. Maybe even in the early, you know, mid 80s. And so the video game console, we were just coming off of Pong and Intellivision.

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You know, Tecmo Bowl was cutting edge. So they didn't, I don't even think they thought about that. At least the level that dad, and dad was just the football inspiration. So all that stuff is Tripp's problem. But dad's like, you know, here's 22 and here's how they got to react. And here's how it needs to behave from a football standpoint. Tripp, you go off and figure out the rest.

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When you grow up in a football household, a couple of things. If dad's home for Christmas, that's bad. Because that means the Raiders aren't in the playoffs. So if it's Christmas Eve and dad's at work, that's good. Dad's not there on Christmas morning, that's good. So we'll move on.

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The playoffs started in December. Dad's Super Bowl was January 8th, for crying out loud. So everything was shorter back then. So even as a kid, you didn't want, no, we don't need Dad home at Christmas. We had two of those and the presents, they weren't any bigger or nicer. We had a grumpy Santa Claus in the corner. Aber Thanksgiving ist genau das gleiche. Am Dienstag spielst du am Sonntag.

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Er arbeitet, er kommt, er rollt in um acht Uhr und seine erste Platte von Thanksgiving-Food waren Zwiebeln. Und das war einfach so. Und wir haben das Detroit Lions-Spiel gesehen, oder das Cowboy-Spiel, oder beides. Und dann, als er als Broadcaster geworden ist, als er gefragt wurde, das Thanksgiving-Spiel zu spielen, naja, das ist das Nationale Spiel. Das ist großartig.

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Der Vater macht es großartig. Wir brauchen ihn nicht, wie an Weihnachten. Wir brauchen ihn nicht. Er macht es gut. Wir essen und wir schauen. Die erste Zeit, als sie das John Madden Thanksgiving gemacht haben, war mein Telefon aufgelöst. Alle sagten, das muss für dich schwer sein. Es war wirklich nicht so, weil ich mit meiner Mutter und meiner Frau war. Es fühlte sich wie ein normales

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John Madden, you know, he was on the TV all day and that was kind of, it was actually kind of nice, you know, it was nice to, you know, it was normal for us.

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Komplett anders. Ich meine, er, ähm, einiges von, äh, du weißt, der, der Breakthrough, der Papier-Typ, der, der Boom und der Wap und der Doink-Typ, äh, du weißt, der Typ, der seine Hände in der Mitte eines Turducken setzt. Ich meine, er hat diesen, diesen Art von Charakter geschaffen, aber, aber es war alles basiert auf einer, äh, einer Brillanz. Ich meine, er war ein brillanter Trainer.

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Er wurde von Al Davis eingeladen, 32 Jahre alt. Wie gesagt, er ist der höchste gewinnende Teil der regelmäßigen Saison von jedem Trainer, sogar größer als Vince Lombardi. Lombardi übernimmt ihn, wenn man in die Playoffs rollt. Er war ein wirklich klüger Kerl. Als Vater I couldn't fool my dad. I was maybe 50 before I called him the old man.

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So I was a teenager and I knew my dad was smarter than me and bigger than me. So a lot of that stuff came off the table. But he was just really smart. Around the house, he didn't suffer much. Fools, you know, what are you doing, what are you talking like that for, you know, wise up. So, you know, he was a dad like he was a coach, kind of like he was a teacher as a broadcaster.

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Nein, nein. Als es auf der Sega Genesis kam, saßen wir im selben Raum und haben alle gespielt. Aber nein, ich weiß nicht, ob ich das jemals gefragt habe. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich erinnere mich nicht, ob ich ihn jemals gespielt habe. Ich bin mir nicht sicher, ob er die Kontrolle genommen hat.

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I mean, he ripped them for the hell he called. Yeah, exactly. He was very much a backseat driver. And then after that, I got into high school coaching. Oh, nein.

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Es ist einfach, Mann, wenn wir alle hier sitzen in unseren Wohnräumen, du weißt, zweifelhaft all diese Leute, es ist einfach, wenn du, wenn du einen Spielruf aus dem Spiel hast, du hast 25 Sekunden und du hast, du weißt, du hast einen Huddle von hoffentlich 11, manchmal 12, manchmal 10, du weißt, 15-Jährigen, ähm, Es ist eine andere Sache.

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Und dann, wenn du mit deinem Vater zurück sitzt, weißt du, er sagt, was machst du, wenn du ein Bootleg aus deiner eigenen Goalline fährst? Er sagt, ich habe zwei Passspiele. Ich habe einen anderen auf der ersten Hälfte.

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Du hast kein Bootleg aus deiner eigenen Goalline. Er ist richtig, Mike. Ich meine, er ist richtig. Ja. I figured it out. I stuck with the high school coaching. I coached 21 seasons. I stuck with it after that. I learned that you got to get out to the 20 before you call that bootleg.

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Ah, the coolest thing in the Madden Cruiser.

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Well... Ja, National Park. We still have. They go to Lambeau Field in the off season, you know. No, we've done that. We've taken a few trips. But usually, so like I was coaching high school football. So my season would end and I would need to get the heck out of town. So I would, you know, wherever he was, I would fly and stay with him out on the road for, you know, for a week or two.

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We'd go to places, you know, Lambeau. Back East, Dallas and all that. He had five buses. Bus number one is at Canton. Dad donated it. It's in its original form. They took it back to the original paint. We don't know what happened to Bus 2 and 3. Dad used to trade them in. Anyway, so we got Bus 4. He was getting ready to trade it in for Bus 5. And my mom put her foot down. She goes, nope.

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She goes, we're keeping this one. Dad's like, well, wait a minute, that means I have to pay full price for mine. And my mom's like, hey, that's your problem. I'm keeping this bus. So for a long time, we had mom's bus and dad's bus. And those are bus four and five and four. So buddies and I, to this day, after 9-11, we go down to Scottsdale and play golf.

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So we started taking the bus during 9-11 and we haven't stopped. So we do go on an annual bus trip. Und dann Bus 5, Bill Belichick, war gerade in Louisiana. Bus 5 für eine Woche. Er macht eine Sache, die auf der Superbowl aussehen wird. Es ist der Madden Cruiser und Bill Belichicks Bayou Adventure.

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Wow. Die Busse sind noch da. Wir kommen nicht so oft rein, wie wir sollten. Aber sie sind noch da und 4 und 5 sind noch im Service.

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Sie wurden getradet und repaintert und jetzt sind sie wahrscheinlich Taylor Swift's Bus. Ich mag das überhaupt nicht.

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No, you got a great point. So bus number one, bus number one he had and it was time for bus two. So he's negotiating with the bus company and he's making all the improvements. He had an oven in bus one. You don't bake 20 miles an hour on highway 80. Er war also immer am Refinerieren seines Designs. Also Bus Nummer eins. Sie erzählen ihm, was er in den Handel bekommen wird.

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Nun, die Frau, die vor den Veranstaltungen das Haar und die Make-up des Vaters machen würde, war ein Nachbar mit einem Mann, der nur die Lotterie gewonnen hat. Und der Junge fragte sie über den Bus des Vaters und was da passiert ist und blablabla. Und er war wirklich interessiert. Und er hat einfach nur die Lotterie gewonnen. Also hat der Vater mit der Busfirma auf seinem Eintritt negotiert.

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Und der Junge sagte, hey, John, dieser Junge, mein Nachbar, er hat die Lotterie gewonnen, er will deinen Bus kaufen. Also, Vater, ich denke, er hat etwa 10.000 Dollar auf den Preis geworfen. Und er sagt, naja, wenn er mir das gibt, kann er es haben. Und der Junge hat es gemacht. So this guy drove it around. Anyway, he wanted to drive it around as a Madden Cruiser. That wasn't part of the deal.

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And so there was a constant push and give and take with the guy.

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Ja, nein, jetzt fragst du mich um meinen Namen, du kannst meinen Bus haben, aber mein Name kostet ein bisschen mehr und du kannst nicht, ich weiß nicht, wie viele Lotterien du gewonnen hast, du kannst meinen Namen nicht bezahlen, also nein, und der Kerl hatte eine lustige Sache, also er wollte, er wollte, er hat gezwungen, er hat gezwungen, und dann endlich auf der Rückseite, er hatte dieses Ding und es war wie ein Fußball, und er hatte dieses Ding,

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driving away from the maddening crowd or something. Dad was like, are you kidding me? That was where we left it. We weren't going to push back on that.

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I'm in. I'm in. I got the bus and I got the willingness to play golf. So I'm just trying to round out foursomes.

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Was denkst du? Na gut, da ist ein Bus da unten und es hat das Wort Bayou Adventure drauf. Oh mein Gott.

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Yeah, so we're already three quarters of the way there.

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I'll get us there, I'll get us there and I'll have the club. If you make that Augusta thing happen, you got, yeah.

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Dad caddied as a kid.

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Yeah, it meant a lot to him that he made it in the hall as a coach. That was because they had sniffed around and said, hey, we think, you know, with your coaching career and the video game and the broadcasting, we can get you in as a contributor. And he's like, no, he squashed that. He did not want to be inducted in the Hall of Fame as a contributor. He's like, I coached.

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Mein Trainer, wenn mein Trainingsrekord nicht genug ist, um mich einzusetzen, will ich nicht einsteigen. Und dann, äh, dann haben sie sich zurückgekoppelt und, und haben sich, du weißt, dass, äh, du weißt, er mit Schula und Noel, Tom Landry, Bud Grant, und er, und er, und er hat diese Jungs gewonnen. Er hatte einen gewinnenden Rekord gegen all diese Jungs.

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He was proud of the game. And he was proud of the work that he put in in the game. And he was proud, like I started with, he was proud that his game, you know, you can't run a toss against a prevent in his game. And so it was real football. And he put his real energy and everything behind it. And Tripp met it, you know, met him every step of the way. And together they created a video game.

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That, yeah, if he's looking down right now of the things, he's been proud of the work that he did. die Produkte, die sie erschaffen haben, und die Art und Weise, wie er seine Legasie beherrscht.

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Danke. Ich habe den ersten Teil gesehen und es ist fantastisch. Es ist lustig, weil das, was sie mitgebracht haben, nicht in einer Ära war, in der wir alle ein Handy und eine Kamera haben. Ich dachte also, es gibt Bilder von mir im Raum. I don't remember a camera being there. Why would anybody be documenting this? So because, you know, nobody we didn't nobody had any idea.

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And so anyway, no, they've done it. They've done a great job. And you get to meet Trip Hawkins and you get to meet the guys from EA. And no, it's well done. And it's a great story. It's a story we're telling. And and the people at Amazon have told the story very well. It's a good it's a good product.

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Absolutely. No, you guys are fantastic. I appreciate it.

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Alright, beam up, boys.

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I'll gas up the cruiser. You guys are in charge.

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It's older than the NFL. No. NFL was founded in 1920. The CFL was founded in 1958. I don't think that's right. Okay.

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I don't think that's right. CFL.

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No, he watches Kings of Queens and that's it. That and Everybody Loves Raymond. That's what he does. He doesn't watch anything else.

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Oh, come on. Yeah, I would be. Aggressive description. I mean, what is that? I'm just saying. That's me.

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Daniel Day-Lewis does something.

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Yeah.

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Guess what?

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Giddey made it. Giddey made it from half court. No, you're making that up. You're making that up. He's not. You can't do that. Giddey just did the layup.

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God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, Billy. I think we all matched energy there.

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Give me the Dolphins. The Baker edge. Dolphins moving on. We have the number five-seeded Chargers against the new-look number 12-seeded Las Vegas Raiders. Ooh. Yeah, give me the Chargers. Yeah, I like the Chargers. Okay, I was going to say it could be where we get our first upset.

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Maybe this is the matchup where we see our first upset, the number four-seeded Bengals against the number three-seeded Jaguars. That's right. I forgot about Juno Smith. Thank you. The new look Jaguars also with their head coach. They still have Trevor Lawrence, but they have a new coach, a new GM.

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Okay, well, Bengals also just gave their receivers.

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Yeah, I was going to take the Bengals too. Okay, number six, Broncos against the number 11 Colts.

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No, not this week. Not this week. No, not this week. But maybe next week. Maybe. We'll see what happens. So, hey, here's a headline. After signing Jameis Winston and leading the world to believe that he would be their starting quarterback, the New York Giants then decided to also sign Russell Wilson.

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All right, Mikey A., you agree?

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Yeah, give me the Broncos. All right, Broncos. The number three Ravens against the number 14 Jets.

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Come on, man. Now, let's see what happens because I believe that they fell a little bit in this week's rankings from last week's rankings. The number seven Patriots were a playoff team last week. They're staying strong at number seven. However. Because of the fact that Russell Wilson signed with the New York Giants, he is no longer an option in Pittsburgh.

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And it seems as though the only option left at the moment is Aaron Rodgers going to the Steelers, which he doesn't seem to want to do. So the number seven Patriots against the number 10 Steelers. Who do we like?

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You could pick the Steelers hoping that it happens. It doesn't have to be if the season ended today. That's a different segment.

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I'll take the Steelers too. There you go. Crazy wins. Yeah, well, because the next round is the Chiefs against the Browns. Crazy wins out. The next one is number two Chiefs against the number 15 Browns, and the Browns are not going to beat the Chiefs, so we don't even need to bother wasting any time with that.

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Do you guys see the rumors that the Browns are very interested in Kirk Cousins heading over there?

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I don't know if that's going to change anything, but I'm just going to keep the Chiefs there.

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All right, let's head over to the NFC for the first round. The number one Eagles against the number 16 49ers. What? !

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Wow. Just because you put them at 16. That was a committee, not me. Number one, Eagles against the 16-49ers. I think I'm going to go with the Eagles.

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All right. I too am going to pick the Eagles. We had a chance at a 16-1 there, but it didn't pan out.

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We have a number eight Seahawks against a number nine Falcons. falcons falcons there's your upset okay there we go apparently that's not an upset that's uh well well friends this one might get a little interesting the number five rams against the number 12 panthers this is is this the year is this the year

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Now, there had been rumors speculating that the Giants may, at the number three spot, take a quarterback or even trade up to the number one spot to take a quarterback if they liked one particular quarterback, probably Cam Ward, who would probably be the number one pick. But instead, they said, you know what?

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Devontae Adams and Matt Stafford and the soon-to-be-retired Puka Nakua are gonna do something there with Kyron Williams Rams give me the Rams crazy story by the way Puka just saying I'm gonna retire at 30 also spoiler alert he will not unless he's injured which we're hoping that's not the case I'm gonna go with the Rams too so the Rams are moving on I guess next year we're a year away from the Panthers the number four Lions against the number 13 Cardinals

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I think in a close one. We go Cardinals here.

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Number six Packers against number 11 Cowboys.

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I saw Dak at a NASCAR race this weekend. I'll just tell you that. He was in a walking boot still. He was invited as a guest of one of the teams. He was watching the race from the pit. And to watch the race from the pits, if you're like an invited guest, you get to sit like in their setup. Now their setup requires you to climb a ladder to get up to the seat.

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I didn't see him climb the ladder, but I saw him up there sitting there. So he got up there somehow. Just going to say that in terms of his health.

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I will also say the Packers. Yeah, okay. Number three, the Bucs against the number 14 Saints.

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All right, now we have the number seven Bears. Now, you've been high on the Bears, I will say, and you have sold us on the Bears the entire offseason. You think that the Bears are going to make a difference here and that the Bears are going to have a big year ahead. Yet to be seen here with the Bears.

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We're going to sign Russell Wilson to a one-year deal and broke the heart, even though he hasn't come out and said it, I will say it for him, broke the heart of Jameis Winston, who signed a two-year deal just last week, leading us to believe that he would be the starting quarterback of the New York Giants because the New York Giants now have Jameis Winston, they now have Russell Wilson, and they have fan favorite Tommy DeVito, who they re-signed, who we thought would be the backup.

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But we have the number seven Bears, and this one is a bit of a surprise, against the number 10 Vikings.

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Wasn't ready for the Vikings to be that low. J.J. McCarthy is a big question mark, but they've said they're sticking with him at the moment. So they fell a little bit in the rankings here. So the Bears against the Vikings...

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Shocking to see them at 10%.

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I mean, if they would have been a four, they probably would be.

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Or it's almost like the committee ranked the Panthers twice and had to find which team was missing.

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All right. The number two commanders against the number 15 Cowboys. Didn't we just do the Cowboys?

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What's going on here?

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You know what? It's the Giants.

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The Commanders against the Giants. All right, we'll stick with the Commanders.

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It's hard sometimes keeping track of these things. The committee better get a list next time. Yeah, I mean, the committee's actually looking at a list right here in front of him. It's weird. The committee's not going to point any fingers.

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All right, the number one Bills against the number nine Dolphins. This one just seems very obvious. I'm just going to rate the Bills. It's a grudge match. We've seen this game a lot. Is this the game that the Dolphins and Tua get over the hump?

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Okay. All right. The number five Chargers and the number four Bengals.

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Wow.

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For the record, I was going to go Bengals there, but that's fine. All right, the number six Broncos against the number three Ravens.

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You're going to go Ravens? Okay. Fuentes?

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Okay. And then we have the number 10 Steelers, one of the upsets in the first round against the number two Chiefs. Chiefs. All right, Chiefs.

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So right now, the AFC's Bills, Chargers, Ravens, Chiefs in the next round. Not exactly exciting. Okay, we have the number one Eagles against the number nine Falcons.

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So it would appear as though They are not going to be drafting a quarterback, but you never know. So, gang, what do we think of the New York Giants signing Russell Wilson?

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Eagles almost lost in the first round to the number 16-seeded 49ers.

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All right. The number five Rams against the number 13 Cardinals. Give me the Cardinals.

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Yeah, I'm going to go Cardinals too. I think Kyler finally takes that step. The defense steps up.

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You know us. We're big fans of the Rallis defense.

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All right, I'm going to go number six Packers against the number three Bucs.

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This one, I believe, would be our Sunday night matchup of the weekend. This would be the biggest game. The number seven Bears against the number two Commanders.

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This is a tricky one because I am known around some parts as Bear Down Billy. It's fighting against you.

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Yeah.

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Can't wait to see you tighten up. Oh, I'm going to be tightening up.

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Whether they have the number one pick or not, we will be tightening up.

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Now, unfortunately... To my good friends in Chicago, I'm going to go Commanders on this one. The Commanders. Yeah, Commanders. The Commies. Well, okay. All right. We're going to head over. The number one Bills against the number five Chargers. Upset. Really? Same.

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Wow. Oh, boy. Chargers. Chargers. Man. All right. I'm not even going to have a chance.

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Jim.

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Okay. We just banged on the table. All right. We're going to go with the number three Ravens against the number two Chiefs. Chiefs.

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I mean, it looked different last year, though.

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All right. We have the number one Eagles against the number 13 Cardinals.

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All right, the Eagles. You almost put me in a spot there.

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The number three Bucs against the number two Commanders.

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What I don't understand is how you had the Bears beating the Commanders but not Baker and the Bucs.

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because now i believe because you saw it happen they're forging fire yeah okay those commanders it is iron sharpens iron yeah so just so that we're all on the same page we have a one seed a two seed a two seed and a five seed so really only one surprise now in the final four it's the number five chargers against the number two kansas city chiefs cheese kingdom

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I wanted Billy to pick. I mean, we don't need to break it down any further. The Chiefs it is. And then we have the number one seeded Eagles against the number two Commanders.

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We now have a situation where we have the number two Chiefs against the number two Commanders in the championship game of God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza. Reveal it on the other side of the break. Okay. When we come back, we reveal the champion of God bless footballs, Bracket Bonanza.

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think that that is the first time that we've done that right just tease the end of one segment headed into did we do it last week no i split a segment in half because we ran out of time and then you guys dogged me for it mercilessly they're not they're not like reach over yeah yeah yeah but we didn't tease it right is that the difference no no that was just like me breaking it up because i was scared about time because

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Don't stress yourself. Don't kill yourself over it. It's fine. We'll get to it. We'll get to the winner of Bracket Bonanza when we get to it. We don't need to rush into it. We have more games to play. We have more Mike Lee that we haven't done this week. We have time. Do you want to get to the winner of Bracket Bonanza here or do you want to do more Mike Lee first?

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Let's get to the winner bracket bonanza here.

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They do want it. So all we have left is number two in the AFC, the Chiefs against number two in the NFC, the Commanders, which I believe, and I'd have to check the tapes, might have been the exact same championship that we ended up with last week. So really, when we added all of the teams in here, it ended up kind of with the same results.

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I did the wrong cadence on that one, but we're working on it. We're working on it. We'll get this right before Stu Gatz comes back. He'll be back soon. He's on assignment this week. I'm sure he'll be back maybe next week. Probably not next week. By the way, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Guys, hello.

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We just got more games for the sake of having games and fun. But hopefully no one was injured in our fictitious games, and we're all good for next season. So with that all being said, number two Chiefs against the number two Commanders. Who do we have winning? Bracket Bonanza. Mikey?

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So now I have to decide the winner.

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Well, I was kind of hoping that it would have been settled before me. Because now I'm also in a situation where, you know, we were part of Chiefs kingdom. We were taken in by the Chiefs kingdom. by Ed and his family. Lovely place. I would hate to pick against the Chiefs.

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The Commanders, though, I mean, they were a force last season, and they've been a force through this entire fictitious season and through this entire tournament. I mean, look at the runs that the Commanders went on. Commanders had to get through the Giants, which at one time were the Cowboys. They had to get through the Bears. They had to get through the Bucs.

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And now, you know, they had to beat the Eagles. I mean, a murderer's row. This is probably the hardest. If you look at the brackets, I think that the commanders might have had the hardest bracket getting through Bears, Bucks, Eagles, and then the Giants. That was an easy one.

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They had to beat the entire NFC East. Where the Chiefs got through the Browns, the Steelers team, though we're not sure really who their quarterback is at the moment. Thank you. Thank you.

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Okay, what is the other one?

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Wow.

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I feel like the Dolphins still have a move of getting rid of Chris Greer before Mike McDaniel. But I don't know. They came out so quickly to back both of them after last season.

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All right. So Puka says he's retiring, huh? Is he going to retire at 30?

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Oh, yeah, Shane Steichen.

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Sorry, I thought I had told you Steichen already. What's going on with the Rams where all of their players are just constantly threatening to retire?

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I think it's easy to say I'm going to retire at 30 when you're 23 because it sounds like that's so old. And then once you get to 30, you're like – I feel great. Like I have so many miles left in the tank just cause you're like so competitive that once he gets to 30, he's not going to feel the same way that he does now at 23.

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Yeah. Well, so I guess it's not a problem. It's just a Puka thing. Even though their coach was always threatening to retire and the quarterback's threatening to retire. Everyone's always threatening to retire. By the way, real quick here on the way out. So DraftKings Network having a change coming next week and, you know, friends of ours, the Goliks, not going to be here anymore. Just wanted to.

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Thank the Goliks. They've been a great part of God bless football over the years. Members of the family. So, Goliks, we love you. And, you know, hopefully we'll all reunite soon. Talk to you guys soon. And we'll see you guys next week. There's two guys I don't know when we're going to see again. See you next week on God Bless Football. Hello, hello.

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I don't know that he thought that they were in on him. I mean, he did by giving him the contract, but that felt like just it was good enough. We want to play options. Exactly.

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Yeah. Can we just take a moment to feel bad for Jameis Winston? Because poor Jameis. I mean, it seemed at the time, honestly, like a steal of a signing to the point that I did not understand why it is that Jameis signed a two-year $8 million deal guaranteed when you see someone like Zach Wilson signing a one-year $8 million contract in Miami to be their backup quarterback.

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How was everybody's week last week? It's been, you know, full seven days since we've spoken to each other. Lots of things have happened in the world of football. We promised some segments we were going to do this week. So how was your guys' week? How's everybody doing before we just get down to the nitty gritty and start talking some pigskin, some gridiron?

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So Jameis, I thought, sold himself short. I said, you know what? This is going to be the greatest contract for a starting quarterback that a team has signed in a long time, just short of the Russell Wilson one last year, where the Steelers only had to pay him about a million dollars. And I wonder if he knew. I wonder if he knew I'm coming in here to be the backup.

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And this is why he agreed to it, because, you know, the well was drying up everywhere else. Or if he actually thought that he had a shot, because it's kind of kind

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of dirty to sign him there to such like a low contract which is a backup contract right and then a week later bring in Russell Wilson who honestly I mean is Russell Wilson a 20 million dollar quarterback in the world where Jameis Winston is a four million dollar quarterback so you think that Russell Wilson and Jameis will give you the same amount of wins next year More or less.

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I don't think that they are $16 million a year apart.

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Any other headlines this week?

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The thing with Stephon Diggs is, as you mentioned, he's coming off of injury, and he, prior to injury, was kind of a disappointment last year in Houston. He did get injured fairly early on, so we didn't get a full season of Stephon Diggs by any means. He is coming in, and he will obviously be better than Kendrick Bourne. He'll be better than Demario Douglas. Mack Hollins, they just signed again.

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Weird thing. Kind of felt bad for Matt Collins. Matt Collins signed a lesser deal there. And then sure enough, he thought like, well, you know, maybe they don't have a lot of money. And boom, Stefan Diggs, crazy money. And three years seems like a long time to give Stefan Diggs when it's really been a minute since he's been a proven number one.

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And that's what they're bringing him in to be is the number one for the Patriots.

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But like the numbers are also there because he was the option, you know, in Buffalo. And while he was catching it. Yeah. But while he was there, everyone was talking about, is he actually a number one quarterback? And they kind of was like, no, really?

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Can you be a number one on a team?

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like his touchdowns were kind of low the last year he only had eight and then he had almost 500 yards he had 496 before he got hurt yeah no as a third option he was he was the number one because they needed him to be the number one right it was just a question of is he actually a number one and now we're two years removed and an injury removed from that and the Patriots are bringing him in to be the number one seems like a lot of excuse making for Josh Allen or for being pretty incorrect

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listen yeah seems like a lot of excuse making listen that's billy's buddy listen he's going to the wedding well no listen here's the thing you do wonder when that's going to catch up right when it's going to be like uh josh and i he he has somewhat been bailed out by the fact that they don't actually get him very many weapons but at a certain point you're like he's the kyle shanahan of quarterbacks doesn't really want a first receiver well

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Amari Cooper like okay thanks this is nice but is this going to be a difference maker I don't know yeah that's what I'm saying I'd rather have Stefan Diggs than Amari Cooper right now for being honest well I don't necessarily disagree with you entirely I don't necessarily disagree with you entirely I'd roll the dice at DeAndre Hopkins. I just love a name. I'm not going to lie. Love a name.

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Anyways, when we come back, we teased this last week, and we're bringing it back this week. God bless football's bracket bonanza. This is something we do every year during March Madness because, of course, why wouldn't we? Everybody's talking about the brackets, and we said, you know what? We can have our own brackets bonanza. When we come back, God bless football's bracket bonanza. Hello, hello.

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Smirnoff we do game days please drink responsibly the Smirnoff company New York New York last time we dilly-dallied a little bit and then realized that our bracket bonanza took a lot longer than expected and we did you know one through seven we had buys and then we talked it out we said you know we really need to do if we're gonna be true to the bracket bonanza as we are every time this year let's do one through 16 in each conference

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tear up our old script and start a new but hey good news is this episode probably gonna be a better episode than the other episode that we had planned just because of the news that came out you know and speaking of news guys you want to play our favorite segment we do it every week it's called here's a headline Nice. Let's do it. All right. Is here's a headline brought to us by anybody this week?

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Every team makes the playoffs. Everyone's on a bracket. Let's see how all of these teams getting in there might mix things up. So we've ranked the teams 1 through 16 in the AFC and in the NFC. And it's time for a new edition of God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza. Presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Okay, gang.

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So I have here 1 vs. 16, 8 vs. 9, 5 vs. 12, 4 vs. 13, 6 vs. 11, 3, 14, 7, 10, 2, 15. Like every bracket that you have at this time of the year. Have one for the AFC. Have one for the NFC. I think in the interest of saving time, we don't need to go through the 1 through 16s and reveal that. We just reveal the matchup so that we can kind of expedite this process a little bit.

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So would you like to start in the AFC or the NFC this week? AFC. All right. We're going to start in the AFC. Now, do we want to start 1 versus 16 or do we want to build up to that? Go 116. Okay, cool. So we're going to start with the 1 versus 16 seed. Now, they have the number one pick in the draft at the moment, the Tennessee Titans, and they are not the number one seed.

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They will be the number 16 seed taking on last week's number one seed, the Buffalo Bills. We don't know what they're going to do in the draft. We assume if they stay with that pick, they will take Cam Ward, but they also may trade that pick and get some assets and then try to rebuild their team. They still have Will Levis there.

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So do we believe that the 16-seeded Tennessee Titans will upset the number one-seeded Buffalo Bills?

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No, it's going to be like in a New York region.

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All right. So the Syracuse region.

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Yeah. Pills will be moving on. Fuentes, do you agree with this?

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All right. Well, so Bills are moving on. We assume it might be one of those two quarterbacks. Then we go on to the eight versus nine. This is where things get interesting. The number eight seeded Texans take on the number nine seeded Dolphins. Both teams missing your standard playoff, but because it's one through 16, they're both still alive in this one. Who do we think is going to win that one?

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Texans, Dolphins. Tua has gotten a lot of attention lately for going out and partying on boats. He was actually on a boat with his family and Baker Mayfield and Baker Mayfield's family, which is kind of interesting. Who do we like here?

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2021.

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Don Libetard. Again, started on the breakfast flan. Oh, man. I've been singing a song to myself all morning long. Breakfast flan. Stugatz. Have you never heard the breakfast flan song? No. Hit me with it. Okay. I wish I had some breakfast flan. Breakfast flan. Waking up on a breakfast like that.

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Yeah, receding, yeah.

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He was in Revolution?

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Yeah.

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What do you what do you think your dream job is, Mikey? I know that that's this is a question out of left field, but the Sally went from, you know, football player, radio host, Hall of Famer now is president of football operations in Jacksonville. So what do you, I guess, where's your end game? If you were to say, this is the job that I want to have. I've paid my dues.

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I did the grunt work early in my career. I worked up until this moment. You know, because it's, I mean, look, let's... Mike. See, I did it. Mike Fuentes, which is confusing because his name is Mike Fuentes. Audience, I'm not going to speak for Mike A, which is just Mike today. I'm not going to speak for Mike, but I'm going to guess the dream is not God bless football.

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Now, nothing personal against God bless football or Mike or Stugatz or anyone involved in the process, the mojos, the K-funks of the world, even though if we're going to be honest... Mike may have dodged K-Funk last week. We don't need to talk about that. Mike.

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I didn't.

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Wow. Well, today, well, sad news. Today we reached your dream. It's not it. No, it's not. Because we got Fuentes. We got Fuentes. So you want us to fire Fuentes?

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That's what I'm saying.

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I mean, we have to eliminate Golik. Do you want to eliminate Golik from here?

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Yeah, I don't... I would say, and I don't want to hurt your feelings, I would say... Have a different dream. Yeah, just dream differently. Not big or small, just different dream. I would say bigger too, but just different dream because I don't think that that one's going to happen.

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No, I guess, yeah. Dream a little bigger. Also, we didn't really hear from Golik that much this year at the end of the year. I don't know what was going on there.

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Yeah, well, he is recovering from his replacement as we got to a little bit earlier today again. Good vibes his way. I don't want to say thoughts and prayers because I feel like that's just attached to people dying. Yeah, T's and P's seems like it's just like when someone passes away. Oh, it's cold outside, but it's getting warmer. And you know what I'm gonna do to keep cold in the warm heat?

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Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Now's a perfect time for friends, family, and a great tasting light beer. Taste like Miller time. You know what? I want to toast to hockey, to hoops, to my friends, to my family. And you know what? I'm going to toast this Miller Lite to Miller Lite because it's the taste you can depend on.

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Is he going to be the number one pick? Is he going to be a top five pick? Is he not? Just simple stupid for me.

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God bless football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff company, New York, New York, Mikey. I did it again.

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I'm sorry. Well, if we drop the a, is that better?

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He's never going to show up, is what I've learned. No, he's never going to show up. He's never going to show up. That's never good. Can I tell you something? I don't mean to betray him, but also I don't care. Sure. So we did a watch-along for...

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I think it was the last game of the regular season where the Dolphins were potentially going to make the playoffs if the Broncos lost and they won, I think. Right. So I did a watch along on that Sunday and I was trying to set up a number of things, almost all of which fell through. Right. So it ended up just kind of being me and like. three other people doing it. Right.

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I didn't even, I didn't even bother you. I don't think for that. Cause I was like, this is not worth bothering Mikey on, but I was trying to set up a dream of mine. And I think a dream, a sick dream that the both of us have had, and I was going to have you be involved in it, but it fell apart.

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Yeah. So we have a – you had one in your back. Hold on a second. I'm just going to move past. And what happened? What happened?

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I was trying to get Mikey C on and I told him so that he can go and ask, you know, the higher ups, whoever it is that he needed to ask to make sure. And, And they ended up coming back and saying, like, maybe not on this situation or whatever. Right. But it made it seem like it was hopeful for whatever.

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But the dream scenario that we have had that I was trying to set up was Mikey C and Kay Funk on together. Just potentially arguing with each other or whatever, which in hindsight, it's better that Mikey C wasn't allowed to do it because K-Fuck would have said something that then would have triggered Mikey C to say something.

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And then that's kind of where the whole thing would fall apart for everybody involved.

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What would we use him for?

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I like that, but I like that and never airing that, which doesn't help the audience at all. No, we don't have to. You know what?

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I think that maybe we should schedule, and this is not a joking matter, so we should not be joking about this, but maybe we schedule some sort of intervention or something for someone, and we just have both of them in there as attendees, and it's really just to have them interact with each other and maybe fight.

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And then maybe release it as like a stupidity or something, which I don't think has been active in like a year.

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Oh, you had this when you were a football player? Yes.

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I think. Yeah, I think that Kay Funk would be. No, I don't know who would who would who would strike first in their argument, because I would think it would be Kay Funk. But I could see Mikey C kind of making the first little comment now that I think about it.

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Yeah. Yeah. I could, I, I, you know, I hope they interact and I kind of do hope that, that he says that to him. Uh, I have something by the way, Michael, who calls you Michael in your life?

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Yeah.

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He's not full. Is he a Nicky to anyone or no?

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uh i i i feel like i got to imagine a certain point yeah i got to imagine though that there's always those friends that yeah nicky boy you know like i could see it i could see it happening so i have a cousin who uh we oh his name's matthew and we always called him matthew growing up always always always matthew matthew matthew matthew always matthew

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And what happened? How long did you stop playing for?

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And then I don't know if it was like his friends or like himself that created a rebrand where he's Matt. And he is like Matt, like starting in like high school. And they'd be like, Matt. And I'm like, no, Matthew. Like, who's this Matt that you speak of? And then I think that he calls himself Matt. And then in my head, I'm like. Did you name yourself Matt? Did they name you Matt?

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Also, like, am I supposed to call you Matt now? Because, like, we've never done this before. And, like, we're, like, 10, 15 years into him being a Matt now. And I'm still not used to, like, the Matt his wife calls him Matt. And I'm like, I don't know who this Matt is. You're Matthew.

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And the weird thing is, is that's coming from someone who tells other people to call him Billy when his name is Guillermo. So I have no leg to stand on on this situation.

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Okay, so you're hearing it here first. Abdul Carter may be out for six months at least based on the experience Mike Yeh had playing football and his stress fracture.

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OK, it's funny that you should say that, because I had a situation, I think, in 10th grade and we're going to get to football in a moment. I had a situation in, I think, 10th grade where it was always that right first day of school, first couple weeks of school. They just read the roster and it's Guillermo. Right.

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So they would go and they'd take attendance and it always be like Guillermo, Guillermo, Guillermo, whatever. Right. And then I would go and I remember it was probably like two weeks into a new year in like 10th grade history class, right? And this teacher liked giving like pop quizzes like all the time.

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And it would be like a Scantron pop quiz, 10 questions, whatever, which is like a waste of a Scantron, but whatever. So we do like a 10 question Scantron pop quiz. And I think this is like the second or third pop quiz, which is crazy considering how early in the year was. Right. So the teacher's going around and he's like reading off the names, handing back the Scantrons.

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And then he's like, I think that they would say like Mr. Gill or Mr. Whatever. Right. When they're doing that thing.

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and then he said like either like kieran was like mr gill and then he goes apparently you'd prefer to be called billy and he hands me the scantron because i would write billy on the scantron all the time which by the way has to be very confusing and disarming to the teachers who are just getting to know you if you're writing your nickname and they're like who the hell is this like this person is not on my roster i don't know who this child is

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Yeah, I mean also probably like 25 years ago or something at this point, right? Yes. Okay. We have a new game that we're going to play later today. It's called Grades. We also have... an old favorite game that we're going to play called more Mike Lee, but that's going to be a little bit later in the show. Uh, Mikey,

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Which now makes me think, and maybe I'll tell my daughters to do this, and maybe you can tell Nicholas to do this. Like, what if Nicholas just decides... like to prank his teachers one year and just call himself something like crash. So like, yeah, he just was like crash. And then like, you know, crash last day, whatever. Right. And they're like crash. It's like, well, yeah, I'm crash now.

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Like, what are you going to do about it?

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I would run out of space on standardized tests for my first name because it's like nine letters long, which I couldn't like. Every time I would get it back, it'd be like Guillerm because I'd run out of letters on the first name.

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Yeah. You got to tell little Rocco that his name is Chris. Yeah. Buddy, don't even bother with the second half of your name. Just be Chris. Or is he not a Chris? Do you call him Chris or Christopher?

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Is your family like royalty? Everybody goes by their legal names in your household? What's going on here?

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I don't want to know what the other offensive name is.

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Oh, okay. Well, who hated Rocco? Your wife?

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I want to address something now that Stugatz is out with you and with Mike Fuentes. I, in my professional universe, have an uncommon number of people around me with the name Michael. And that was something that happened at ESPN as well. Fuentes' name is Michael, but he goes by Fuentes. You go by Mike EA because the time when Stugatz was doing Weekend Observations, Up in Bristol.

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Just to decide, let's do Christopher. She says it was the drugs. I was just going to ask, like, if... She says it was the drugs. Because, like, I would never suggest this to the listeners or to anyone, but, like, it's a situation, right, where, like, she's on, like, the pain medication and, like, just go to the nurse, like, it's Rocco.

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Like, and then, like, if she says, like, oh, Christopher's like, no, we never had that conversation.

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Like, I... was this a dream of yours like what are we talking about here like it was always Rocco we've never like once had that conversation and then Rocco stuck uh can I tell you something football related since we're kind of doing a football show I guess yeah I have um weird and I'm not one to get this I have weird FOMO on the combine yeah I'm not one that gets FOMO

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God bless football, Mikey, eh? God bless football, Fuentes.

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There's a weird situation at this office in particular where everyone gets FOMO for everything and I never do. Anytime anyone goes out to cover a game or do this or do that, if you're not there, Everyone has FOMO. Everyone's like, why wasn't I there? I wanted to do this. I wanted to do that. I never get that. And granted, I've been part of some of the cool trips that we've done as a company.

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And I get to do Super Bowl stuff like that. So I've been very fortunate on that front. We did the Daytona 500 a couple weeks ago. And that was like basically just because we could drive up to Daytona from Miami. Right. Like it was like a 11th hour situation where you're like, OK, like you guys can go do that, like take the camera or whatever. But like it was like bare bones.

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We drove up and like you can get we got an Airbnb that we all stayed in. So it wasn't like we need three hotel rooms or four rooms or whatever. Right. Like I did it the cheapest way possible. And we went to this welcome party with Demi Lovato. I've talked about this. She's performing. It's a corporate event. And we went right up to the stage because no one's paying attention.

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So we put up a picture that we took with Demi Lovato that she just posed behind us while she's singing a song. And I've never experienced the level of hate that I had from everyone in the office. And they were all like, why didn't you tell me? I wish I would have gone on this trip. No one told me, blah, blah, blah.

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And then when we put up that we were at the Daytona 500, she's like, I would have gone to the Daytona 500. You'd think. that our office was in North Carolina where all of a sudden everyone became the biggest NASCAR fans in the world. It's the craziest thing, right? So FOMO happens all the time in the office, right?

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I rarely get it and have even been told by people, higher-ups in the company, like, do you not care? Like, everyone else seems to care.

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We tell you, no, you're not going to do that. Okay, that's fine. I'm not going to go. Whatever. They're like, everything okay? Do you not care about things? And I'm like, no, I'm fine. I don't need to go to things just because other people are going. But that's all to say, I have FOMO now with the NFL Combine. I did not think I would ever feel this.

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I did not think I would ever long to go to Indianapolis. But... I see that the movers and shakers are there. I see that everyone is in Indy. And I'm kind of like, why aren't we there? And I think it's because we weren't paying attention to the calendar. But I'm like, why aren't we there? And I didn't feel it early in the week.

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Well, he was in Bristol. You know what I mean? At ESPN, there was you, Mikey A. There was Mikey C., who we miss dearly. So he made you Mikey A. because of Mikey C. Now, Mikey C. goes by Mikey C. and had gone by Mikey C. before, I believe. You were never Mikey A. You're Michael.

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when I would see the different shows are there, I saw how McAfee was there and he has his whole crew there and he's from Indy. So like for him, it's like not a big deal at all. And they're there. Exactly. They're set up like on the concourse, like behind all the seats. And, uh, one of the shots has the field like behind like the guest or whatever.

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Then when they do like the one cam on him, you just see the concourse and it's like a closed, like food vending concourse. And there's like someone walking around holding a camera, someone sweeping. And I'm like, I don't not, I do not feel FOMO at all. And when I felt it was on, I read the story yesterday that Jordan Schultz and Ian Rappaport were,

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were fighting with each other in a Starbucks, which I believe was described as, it was like such a ridiculous, it wasn't like verbal assault, but it was something like that. And it was like, okay, let me read this story. Threatening posture. Let me read this story. And then when I read the story, it was the lamest fight that I've ever heard of.

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And it was just two guys saying, you better not ever do that again. If you do that again, you're going to pay, mister. I'll be mad. Exactly. Why I ought to. And then NFL security was involved because the YIATA, I guess, raised it to the level of potential physical violence threats. And there were maybe profanities, but Jordan says that he doesn't remember any profanities.

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And I think it stems from like Jordan revealing that someone was visiting a team. And then Ian said like, it wasn't official. They just bumped into each other. And then he's like, you better never do that again. And then he's like, well, me and whatever. And they're just screaming at each other in a Starbucks. And then other people are watching this happen. And then I was like, you know what?

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We're missing it.

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Wow. Okay. So let me make a note of this so that maybe we can do this next year. I'm going to put NFL Combine. and I'm moving away from the microphone, which is not good for me. NFL Combine 2026.

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All right. So I put NFL Combine 2026. Hopefully do it because I saw Chris Sims and Mike Florio were there, too. And like this Chris Sims, what a trollop, huh? I mean, I guess he's not because he's just doing his actual job with the people that pay him. But like, man, he's at everything and he never invites us anywhere.

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We had a conversation about how we're going to have dinner together in New Orleans. That never happened. That was never going to happen.

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never came close to happening he's like yeah no you know what this is actually a good day let's do it this year last year we couldn't because it was an mbc game so i had a lot more this year i'm gonna be so much more free never happened not a once anyway yeah i i i certainly wasn't at dinner but that's because i have fomo because i missed yeah yeah look let me tell you something michael

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I have right here written down on this piece of paper, NFL Combine 2026. Now, I'm going to have to not lose this paper in the span of a year. So I'm going to keep this here for now, and hopefully my wife doesn't come by and try to clean up this situation because while this looks organized here, this here... Behind you.

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So this paper that I have here, It's going to sit on top of the disorganization, and maybe it will sneak by because it'll blend in with the other disorganization, but also maybe we'll have a spring cleaning situation, in which case I'm going to lose that paper. But I have NFL Combine 2026 written down to try to do that, and... Super Bowl next year. I tried this year. I don't know what happened.

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I obviously didn't try hard enough to get you there. I did get you to the draft last year, but I got you close.

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Yeah, I didn't even get to go to the draft last year, which seems like it would be a cool event. You could also argue you don't know because you didn't actually go to the draft. You went to Troy, Michigan. No. You know.

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Or are we going to be like... That's all very much up in the air at the moment. The locations that I have heard are... Nashville? No, it would be funny to go back to Troy and just do a draft party in Troy every year. You know what? I'm going to send a message to someone right now.

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Let's go back to Troy. Let's do it again. Let's make this an annual tradition. No, I think we might be in Nashville. And then they also said, like, maybe New York, in which I wrote back, why? So I don't know if that's going to happen, but maybe New York, maybe draft, or maybe Nashville.

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I think Green Bay is out of the running, which sucks, because I kind of, like, while everybody says, like, why would we go to Green Bay? I think it'd be fun to go to Green Bay. I mean, it'd be more fun to go for a game, right? But... I don't know. So TBD on the whole draft situation, I don't know where we're going to be for the draft. We should know soon because it's about a month away.

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But, you know, who knows?

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Yeah. Now, added to the complication was Mike Golick Jr., who became Gojo, Mike Golick Sr., who was Mike. And then down here, we also have a Mike Ryan. So there's a thousand Mikes in this universe. And and now that Stugatz is in here, do you want to be you want to go by Mike this episode or are you just married to Mikey? Like, what do we do here? How do we give you your identity back, I guess?

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Oh, wow. You know what?

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You're right. Yeah. I'm going to write that down too. Kickoff. Philadelphia. Kickoff. Billy. All right. It's been written down on a sheet of paper and hopefully it doesn't get lost.

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It really is. And the thing is, is that I wrote it on the bottom of it and like half of the paper is nonsense. It just says NFL grades. It says if the season started today, which we didn't do. And then, ooh, here's something that it says. When we come back, according to my sheet of paper, a new edition of More Mike Lee.

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Hey, thank you. By the way, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings.com The crown is yours. So Stugatz is not here. He is traveling. He has some much-deserved time off for all the hard work he does during the season, going to visit his family abroad and internationally and all that stuff.

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God Bless Football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Mikey, we're getting close to the end of the show, unfortunately. But here's the good news for you. And I called you Mikey again, so I'm sorry. Here's the good news for you and for the audience and for everyone involved.

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We have a new edition of More Mikely coming up, which is also presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. This is me tossing it to you. Now you take it away. Oh, this is you tossing it to me. That was a horrible toss. I apologize. That's okay.

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Wow. Okay. Now, here's the interesting thing about the Rams, and we haven't discussed it yet, is the Matthew Stafford of the situation, which I'm wondering if you, as a Jets fan, sees that. Yes. Yes. Okay. I don't even finish that situation.

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Dude, if you guys end up with Matthew Stafford, that is an incredible situation for you based on what we thought the situation was going to be two weeks ago for the Jets.

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Really? Why is that?

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Yeah, so you think that that's going to be the deciding factor? What is he looking for? What's his problem, basically, Matthew Stafford?

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I mean, you guys, what's your cap situation? Do you have money you can give him?

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All right, so worst to first. The Rams. What was the other team? The Lions.

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I'm going to go with... Tough division. I might go with the Lions. I think I'm going to go with the Lions. That's crazy to say, but I think I'm going with the Lions on that one. Even though Rams might lose their quarterback.

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Wow. Can we do another one real quick? Just lightning round. I know we're up against it.

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They're also now negotiating with Purdy. I don't know what that means because they're going to probably pay him way too much money.

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Oh, it's cold outside, but it's getting warmer. And you know what I'm going to do to keep cold in the warm heat? Enjoy a nice, cold Miller Lite. Winter weather, it's a great excuse to get your friends and family together. And now that it's going away, you're thinking, oh, I'm going to have to push my friends and family apart. No, bring them together with Miller Lite.

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And you know what? I'm going to toast this Miller Lite to Miller Lite because it's the taste you can depend on. No games, no gimmicks, just a great beer for people who like beer. And Miller Lite's brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you.

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Okay, I'll call you Mike. Now, I will say that I'm probably going to slip up a handful of times. Yes, a bunch. But... I will do my best to call you Mike for this episode.

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Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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By the way... You're Mikey G. Ooh, Mikey G would be great. I think he would like that, too. He seems like someone that likes shenanigans. Yeah, yeah. By the way, well wishes to Michael. I believe he had shoulder reconstruction yesterday. Shoulder replacement. Oh, my God. What I would do to replace some of my joints. You have no idea.

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I don't need it, but preemptive replacements on my shoulders, knees, hips. I'd do it. Could you imagine just having titanium joints? It seems like it'd be awesome.

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Where do you have titanium?

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Geez. I thought you were an Abdul Carter stress fracture injury expert. Maybe I'm just weak. Did you drink milk as a child? What's going on here? Early onset osteoporosis or something? Not that we're making fun of anyone with osteoporosis. Thoughts and prayers to anyone with osteoporosis. You want to play a game I like called Grades? Yes. OK, great.

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So this is a game that I like to call grades presented by Smirnoff. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. We play this game roughly every year. And the way that grades works is very simple. The NFL Players Association every year releases a report card of their grades where they have a number of different categories. And each team ranks on a grade scale, like a school grade scale.

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A through, apparently, F minus, or I guess A plus through F minus, which we didn't know was a grade.

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Yeah. So F minus is a thing because, as we found out, a number of teams received F minuses in different categories. So we're going to go over some of these grades and see what stood out to who and what our thoughts are on what. Mikey, does that sound good to you? Do you want to go back and forth on this, or how do you want to play grades? Yeah.

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Okay, I'm going to start with and this is probably going to lead to a rant and it's a weird rant. I'm going to start with the Miami Dolphins because Miami Dolphins overall were the highest graded team out there. They had A's across the board. A's, A pluses, A pluses, A's.

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They didn't even have an A minus in the major categories from treatment of families to food and dining, nutrition, locker room, training room, training staff, weight room. Strength coaches, all of them were in the A's. So it is regarded as, I guess, the top tier professional franchise in the NFL in terms of the grading system and the players grading. Now, here is where I have a qualm.

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I believe the Buffalo Bills, and I saw, and it's not here in the main categories, but I believe the Bills had an F in terms of travel, correct?

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So they finished dead last, 32nd, F minus in team travel. And the Miami Dolphins, as I mentioned to you before, A's across the board. Everyone's happy about everything. And they were first overall. Now, I, as someone who lives in Miami, a Miami Dolphins fan, give my team an F in travel and have them make the AFC Championship game, okay? Like, I'm sorry, and this sounds ridiculous.

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And it couldn't have come at a better time because the Combine is going on as we speak. And so far, at the time of recording, the biggest story is Abdul Carter may be injured, but... Doesn't need surgery, so maybe not that injured anymore.

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I don't care about the players' comforts and them ranking A on these scales. I want more wins. In fact, if I was management, while this is, like, a great thing for management and now we can get free agents, everybody's happy here, whatever... I want to make the team less comfortable. I want the team to be hungry when they come. I want them to say, you know what? I don't want to get on that plane.

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We're going to be a number one seed, so we have home field throughout the playoffs because I don't want to travel on an airplane where it doesn't have Wi-Fi or the seats aren't big enough or I read that the seats have ashtrays still. That is the team accommodations that I want for my team to motivate them to not want to travel in the playoffs. Now, we also have the problem.

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that the Dolphins need to make the playoffs. Now, if they make the playoffs, making the playoffs is the first step. But once we get to the playoffs, I want the accommodations for travel to be so bad that they're motivated to not have to travel. I think the Bills are doing a great job. An F minus on the grade book, an A plus in terms of strategy, if you ask me.

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I think that the Saints maybe, because we were in New Orleans a couple weeks ago. I think that if you think New Orleans and you think food, you go to the Saints, you're like, you know what? This is going to be an incredible experience. I'm going to go in. I'm going to play for the Saints. It's going to be beignets every day. This is going to be awesome. We'll have a king cake, whatever.

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And then you go in and it's like gluten free, whatever. And you're like, OK, this food sucks. So I can kind of see how you get a D minus if you go to the Saints and you think, OK, this is going to be great food, great eating, maybe some jambalaya. And then it's all like healthy options for everything, you know?

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that seems like probably the one that you want to rank the highest in, uh, your jets ranked 29th out of 32 teams. Overall, the low light is the F not an F minus, but an F, which I don't understand because they finished dead last in terms of ownership, but it's just an F, not an F minus. I don't exactly understand, uh, how you get the F, not the F minus. Also, your locker room was a D plus.

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Is it really?

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I also wonder, because the head coach received a B, who were we grading on that? Because you just hired a new head coach and he hasn't coached a game yet.

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Were we happy with Salah? Because that's bad. Also, Somehow, even with a B, the Jets head coach ranks 25th out of 32, which seems crazy. So I don't know if these players are afraid that their head coach is going to know what their grades are. None of them seem to care about the ownership whatsoever. The ownership grades across the board seem to be pretty bad.

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But head coach, you give them a B, 25th out of 32 is crazy. Also, for the Dolphins, Mike McDaniel got like an A+, which is kind of like... Let's pump the brakes.

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That's what I'm wondering, if they wonder. And then where is it that they're willing to step up? Because I feel like ownership is like, they're the ones that sign the check. So if you're ranking your owner an F, that seems kind of crazy to me.

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Really?

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The Commanders have an F in their locker room. They have an A in ownership. They also have an A-plus in head coach. The Commanders have the highest grade for the coach. I'm trying to go through the other F-minuses real quick as we play grades.

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The Bengals have two different Fs, but are still only 24 out of 32 somehow. Treatment of families F-minus and food and dining areas an F. What are you doing to these families that you've given them an F-minus? Because that seems like kind of an insane grade. I guess they don't have daycare, you were saying, was one of the complaints for the Bengals. But also, that has to be game day, right?

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Because there's no one that's clocking in. They go and they scan in with their key card and it's like, take your child to work day. I got to take you to daycare first. Hey, coach, sorry. Little Jimmy was crying a little bit when I tried to sit him down in his chair at daycare today at the facility.

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The Jacksonville Jaguars also have an F in terms of treatment of family. They're 31st out of 32, so I suppose they're just ahead of the Bengals. We talked a lot of Jaguars last week because friend of the show, but really friend of Stugatz, Tony Buscelli is now running the show over there, and they had an opening for a general manager. And we came up last week with the idea of let's get Stugatz

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to apply for the job of general manager. And no more than 24 hours after we came up with this plan, the Jaguars announced that they had a general manager. Unfortunately, Stugatz never even had a shot of applying, which I think is not a good sign in terms of where his relationship with Tony Buscelli stands. Because if your friend is making the call, you can't even get a pity interview.

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931.229

I don't know how strong that friendship is, and I'm willing to, and I don't know if you're feeling the same way as I am, Mikey A. I'm willing to go out on a limb, and I can't outright ban Tony Buscelli from being on the show, but I kind of maybe want to put him on suspension for a little bit just because of the fact that he wouldn't interview Stugatz.

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yeah um i gotta be honest with you i want things to be as dumbed down as possible to me when we're reporting injury like a stress fracture i'm not a doctor didn't go to medical school is the foot broken is it gonna break soon what's going on there just give it to me in as simple terms as possible not hey he's okay for now but maybe this is going to be a thing down the road like

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Now, it could be a convenient suspension because I don't know that Tony Buscelli will ever come on the show again. even though he keeps telling Stugatz or Stugatz keeps telling us that he keeps telling Stugatz that he's going to come on the show next week, next week, next week, which is weird because last week we were told next week, which is this week.

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And Stugatz is in Australia and best to my knowledge, those trips don't, you know, materialize within 24 hours. So I think maybe, maybe they knew that this week wasn't going to happen and it was just kind of going to be up to us to figure out what to do with this situation. Yeah.

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1031.03

Yeah, seriously.

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Who did?

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Those commercials though, right? It's like we got a billion dollar settlement. It's like, yeah, the client got like $50,000 and you guys got the rest of the billion. You kept it all in your fees, right? Isn't that how that works? I don't know. I've never used one. This poor one person can't walk anymore, and the lawyers are like, go on yachts, throwing parties. Allegedly. Allegedly.

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1081.372

You can't come after me now, right? That's how the law works.

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1092.455

oof i'm tired i am too frauds oh you want to do that is that you tossing the mic to play a game that's how tired i am i'm at a battery wait before we play frauds did you guys like the the uh netflix games like not the games themselves do you like the netflix coverage of the games and all that uh yeah it was fine i thought it's fine i'm kind of with you it's like yeah it was good

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1130.513

Because by the way, the NBA also put out numbers and like, this is the highest viewed NBA games in five years. Like, okay. So like, we just have more people on earth. Like more people are watching NBA. More people are watching basketball. Like, I don't know about the end and Netflix. Yeah. love Netflix. Would I love to work for Netflix? Sure. I don't know.

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1148.768

Uh, but the way they put numbers out, what are we doing? Like, Oh, 9 billion streamable minutes for these NFL games. Like, okay, great. Like, I'm not going to break out a calculator. I don't know what that means. Like, 9 billion streamed minutes?

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1164.492

One minute. At least one minute. That's the thing. When you break down the way that those numbers come out sometimes. That's not what you're going for, though. Yeah, no. It's like, oh, 65 million people watch these games. It's like, really? Like, these are the biggest games after the Super Bowl? Like, I really doubt that. But, okay, if you say so. Right.

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1204.841

And the Texans game, I did this thing late in the game. So I saw Beyonce's halftime show. After the halftime show, I'm watching, like, this game is over. It's not close. I did the thing, flipped it over, Christmas vacation. Classic. Always there. And always funny. There's a new Christmas classic that's out. I think you'll be interested. I can't get a read on your movie taste.

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123.089

You got his info, or... Yeah, yeah, I filled out the report, all that stuff. He was doing that thing where he's like, I just have, like, minor bumper damage. And it's like, yeah, but mine's on the floor, buddy. Like, and the back of my car is dented. Like, and my car's 10 years old. They're probably going to tell me it's not worth fixing.

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1235.59

I'm not sure if you'll like it or not. It's called Red One. A lot of people are talking about it now.

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1244.972

I'm writing it down now. Don't tell me too much, Billy. This is all you need to know. It's a Christmas movie. The Rock is the head elf. Oh, done. It is. Okay.

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1260.385

A Jack Santa Claus. A Jack Santa Claus. Really? Yeah. You can watch it for free right now on Prime if you want to go watch it on Prime. It's two gods. Okay. Now, it is very fantastical. There are mythical creatures in there, so you just need to know that. Now, it was released in theaters and was a major flop. Big time dud. I think after it came out, people were like, does The Rock still have this?

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1285.232

Because I don't think it was well received in theaters. But I feel like it was always destined to be a streaming movie. It is crushing it on Prime. It's so good. It's a Christmas classic. And people are discovering it now. You should check it out. You're going to like it. It's a Christmas action movie, basically. It's fun.

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1310.566

Yeah.

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1319.388

Not for the kids, by the way. Probably watch it. I mean, maybe teenagers is fine.

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1325.51

Yeah, older kids.

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1351.425

I was going to ask you guys if you had watched Enigma. That was on my notes today of questions to ask you guys. I was going to ask you if you had watched it because I, Mikey, last week watched the day that it came out. I didn't know that it came out and we had the show the next day. So I watched at 930. I saw people like talking about it was like, oh, crap, that came out today.

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1372.148

So I tried to watch it all in one night to just, you know, have someone on the show have watched it. I watched the first two episodes. I fell asleep in the third because it was like already late at night. I haven't gone back to finish the third yet. I haven't come back to the third yet. So guys, did you watch all the episodes yet or no?

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138.918

And now I'm going to have a car payment I don't want to have. Like, I'm glad that your car just has a dent, but that's not what you did to mine. Were you alone in the car, Billy? Were there any family members? No, I was alone, luckily.

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1425.512

I watched it, and I thought, you would go on one of those retreats with him, wouldn't you?

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1432.498

You would definitely go on one of those retreats with him.

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1454.505

Yeah, well, part of it. I think we're all stuck two-thirds of the way through.

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He does. You do see that he, let's just say, was partially truthful with the media during the Zach Wilson era when he's like, yeah, Zach's doing great out there because there's videos of him watching the games at home. He'd watch, I guess, the games on his couch or whatever, and he's like, This offense is shit. They're so bad. Like, he's ripping the Jets off the couch.

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They, like, snuck him into a hotel. He gave a speech in, like, a conference room at the hotel.

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They snuck him into the hotel, but also there's a camera on the inside of the door watching him come in.

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That seems to be the talking point this week. Everyone had already kind of wrapped it up for Josh Allen. It seems like they're in a back-and-forth game, right? I think the voter fatigue is part of what is going on there. It's like, yeah, we gave it to Lamar again. We just gave it to him, and Josh was looking good, and Josh really doesn't have any weapons. Let's be honest.

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Well, here's the here's the thing is I'm very lucky. Obviously, nothing happened to me. Yes. Well, actually, I don't I don't know on the record if anything happened to me yet. You know, some of those things take takes a little takes a little bit of time and then you just start. My back is a little tweaked. You know what I mean?

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Where Lamar, I guess, has Derrick Henry and maybe people are holding that against him. But like he has five touchdown passing games. So it's not all Derrick Henry. That's not why he has the record. And like his individual stats are pretty much all better than Josh's this season.

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Zoe Spaggs. The Chiefs look fixed.

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Kelsey, too. Hey, Travis, Kelsey's on the team.

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Kareem Hunt, hey. He found a time machine. Pacheco's back. Guys... I feel like if we look back to like first week NFL kickoff, we weren't doing this, but I feel like if we look back, we might have predicted. Yeah, they're going to be whatever during the regular season, but like come playoff time. Don't worry about them. They're going to have figured it out by the time that comes.

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I feel like we may have said that.

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The big game. The last football game of the season. I'm sad. No, let's not be sad. Let's be happy. What a season it was. You know what? Let's raise our Miller Lights to toast football. We don't need to be sad. Let's celebrate. Here's the great thing about Miller Light. 3.2 carbs and 96 calories per 12 ounces. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories.

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I'm still assessing. I'm still assessing my situation.

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Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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uh but i already took my car to like my wife's like you got to take the car to get it fixed like right away and i'm like yeah let's take it but in my head i'm like but also like that's not how insurance works that that thing's just gonna be sitting there and i could just be driving it around i don't know how legal it is to be driving around without a bumper but probably not right but i went and i dropped it off and now i'm without a car luckily i uh

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By the way, speaking of winning championships, if you want, you can vote for us for Best American Football Podcast at the Sports Podcast Awards. Go to sportspodcastgroup.com and vote for us there. We're like 40 minutes into this podcast or something. I feel like we should have mentioned this sooner because by now people probably have just bailed on us. No, I think they're enjoying what it is.

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Yeah, battery talk. They took all those notes. I hope they didn't, honestly, because sometimes I come up with these little hacks and these little ideas for myself and I find these things and I'm like, better keep this one close to the vest because if too many people know about it, then I'm not going to be able to do it anymore because everyone's going to be doing it.

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then there's a battery i was gonna laugh at your battery your your junk drawer batteries i was gonna laugh at that and then you're like no you put those in the kids toys and i'm like yeah genius now see now we're talking everything has a purpose everything has a purpose it just takes a while for me to get there i just gotta try to walk you through what i'm thinking and i'll remember remember i'm still assessing keep tweaking your back yeah well no mikey i am telling you within 30 minutes uh of the release of this episode billy

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And there might be a battery shortage next May, which is not the case. Interesting. Should we get the frauds?

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Yeah, we do go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. You can compete against us last week. Finished in the mid-100s. I was looking good, and Josh Allen had a dud of a game. He got me like 12 fantasy points. But I've already set up my lineup for this week. I'm pretty excited about this situation. Not going to tell you who's on it, because then you're going to steal my players, and that's not going to happen.

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Daddy's going to win this week. Right. Why would I want to steal your players? I've been hot lately. Not in finishing in the money. That I have not since the first week or the second week of the season. I've been hot that I've been in the single digits or the low triple digits. It's been a while since I've been in Mikey A territory of 510th place. Interesting. I finished 103rd last week.

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How did you do last week, Mikey? Did you play last week or no?

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You just got to keep moving in the right direction. Every week you jump up 200 spots, and sure enough, three weeks down the road, you're in it. And by the way, as we've said a number of times, every week is a new roster. So what you did last week doesn't really matter what you do this week. Yeah. I have Saquon and Jordan Love this week.

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I don't have to drive anywhere next week, but it's just, you know, I feel like I lose my freedom a little bit. You know what I mean?

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Oh, it's kind of late in the season to reopen this game.

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Are you guys excited about Kirk Cousins being your quarterback next year?

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He's either going to you or the Colts, like 100%. No question.

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Kirk Cousins is not a bad backup to have if you have Anthony Richardson, who is somewhat injury prone. Not injury prone, but he does get injured a lot because of how he plays. And if he goes out and then Kirk Cousins is your quarterback, that's not the worst thing in the world.

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One of those things, it takes a little bit to figure out exactly. How's the back feeling? Assessing. We're still assessing. I'll tell you what. Yesterday,

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Yeah, but Kirk's going to want to start. That's why he's going to the Jets.

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Jets. He's starting for the Jets. I could see him starting for the Jets. Oh, absolutely. Could you talk yourself into being excited about it, though? At one time, he was trending towards being a first ballot Hall of Famer. Then he got hurt, and then that was that.

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Who is your coach going to be? Who's going to want your job? I don't know. It's a great question. You'll find someone.

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yes someone good preferably it would actually be somebody you you sound like you sound like mama gold talking to mike jr you're gonna find someone it would be someone out there for you it'd be funny though if you didn't and you went into this season you're like we just have coordinators no one wanted to be our coach would you take table no Really? You wouldn't take Dave's? No.

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Them firing him would be so tough.

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What if you guys are the next group of people that believe that Cliff Kingsbury is going to solve your team? We're not. Please don't let us be that group.

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That's coming. That's coming. Someone's going to fall in love with Cliff Kingsbury again. Yes.

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Probably one of the worst football games ever played.

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Is that how you play?

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My turn? Sorry, I was looking ahead at the schedule to see what I'm excited about this weekend. Seahawks? Frauds. Steelers?

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Frauds. Did you have to believe it? Okay, to be frauds, I have a question. Ah! Did you have to believe in them at some point? I love the technicality of it.

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broads no no how dare you how dare you sir how dare you how dare you did you text him this did you text him this weekend hey great game big dog no you gotta text baker loves a good big dog he would like it i don't know about josh loves a good big dog yeah yeah yeah

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Before we get out of here, frauds. I'm going through... Monday Night Football doesn't do it for me.

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Maybe there's something wrong with my head. Maybe there's something wrong with my vision, but I didn't like that at all.

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Yeah, but the Dolphins are tied with the Bengals. They must have a tiebreaker, but I... Look... You just want to have a shot headed into the final week. That's all I'm saying. I've had these conversations with my family members who have convinced themselves. I think the Dolphins are going to make the playoffs. I'm like, they are not, guys. We need to accept this.

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This is not going to go the way that you want this season. It's okay. We'll figure it out. We'll move on. Let's assess afterwards. I'm a big assessment guy. We'll assess afterwards and we'll move on. The game that I'm excited about, even though... I feel like, I feel like maybe next week we'll be playing an addition of frauds for this game. Packers Vikings. It's a big one.

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Oh, like this is, this is a bigger game than first round playoff games for sure. Like for sure.

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On the next episode of God Bless Football, find out if we think one of those two teams are frauds. He's setting this up just to rip Sam Darnold. That's all it is. I'm rooting for Sam to win the Super Bowl. No, you're not. I am.

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Let me tell you something.

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Guys, listen to me. What? If we go to New Orleans to cover the Super Bowl and we're talking about the Vikings... I'm not going to be a happy camper. Like, what are we doing here? The Vikings?

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Not the Vikings. Not the Vikings.

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More happy.

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Wait, why? The Lions, yeah.

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I feel like we've done the Eagles like two or three times already. No, that's way too many. But we've done the Eagles a couple of times already.

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Yeah, the Eagles are fine. So you want the Lions? Well, give me all the teams and I'll tell you.

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The Bucs? I got the team. The Bucs? A happier camper.

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They're going to have a home game if they win that division. They're not going to the Super Bowl. But that would make you happy because you love Baker. I know that would make you happy. It would make you happy. Happy camper. Next week we're going to have a game. This week was happy camper. Next week we're going to have a game called Let's Talk. This is how Let's Talk works.

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Let's Talk is going to work like this. We're going to look at the teams if the season ended today who are in the playoffs and we're just going to Guys, let's talk. And we're just going to have basically the breakup talk with them and say, yeah, yeah, no shot at winning the Super Bowl. Like, let's talk. What are we doing here? We know how this is going to end. Why are we going through this?

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We don't need, I don't need this. You don't need this. Let's talk. Yes, it'd be great. It'd be fun, Bucks, if we went together to the Super Bowl. But let's talk. Okay. It's not going to work. It's not going to work out for us. Okay, let's do that.

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next week uh happy camper bills happy camper yes yeah happy camper but sad camper because then josh wouldn't be available via subway to talk to we'll see uh happy camper chiefs yes Yeah, I'd be a happy camper with the Chiefs. Even though the Chiefs win every year, I'd be a happy camper with the Chiefs. We'll get Andy Reid on afterwards. And you also have a familiarity.

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I know what we're doing with the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

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Yeah, I'd be a happy camper.

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You don't think that they can? They won't. Here's a question for you. And I don't know why anyone would care about this but us. If the Ravens make the Super Bowl, then the Chiefs would not be in the Super Bowl for the first time in a long time. Who on the Chiefs then becomes... their Radio Row representative because Patrick Mahomes is, I believe, too big.

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Even though he has Subway stuff, I don't think Patrick Mahomes is going to be taken around Radio Row. And Travis Kelsey, his Radio Row days are done as well. He used to be a staple of Radio Row, Travis Kelsey. He's outgrown it.

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yeah 100 like i i would remember sitting down with with next to at a folding table like there's no chance that travis kelsey sits at folding tables anywhere in his life anymore like there's not a table that he sits down it that doesn't have legs that are permanently in place and i stand by that comment he doesn't do folding tables anywhere and i just saw listen i'm

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No. All right. I didn't see it. I don't know. That was then. This is now. You know what I mean? That was back in July. Right. Yeah.

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You're saying it now. December 2024, Travis Kelsey only sits at tables with fixed legs.

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Yeah. No, you know who, you know, it might be Xavier worthy. Oh yeah. That's a great one. Young, exciting. Yup. Yup.

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Also, also probably would be our HN of last year. It's like, this guy's kind of boring. Yeah. Hey, all right. All right. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't see your words.

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No, I'm assessing. I'm assessing. You okay, Billy? I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, how do we end this episode?

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And neither of them can do anything against the other team. Right. Yeah.

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Which was crazy. Caleb Williams. I don't know. And the Bears. I don't think they know how time works. It's very confusing. Every time they go to snap the ball, they're either right about to get a delay of game, they take way too long, they mismanage their timeouts. The end of that game yesterday was wild about how bad it was at just...

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The big game. The last football game of the season. I'm sad. No, let's not be sad. Let's be happy. What a season it was. You know what? Let's raise our Miller Lights to toast football. You don't need to be sad. Let's celebrate. Here's the great thing about Miller Light. 3.2 carbs and 96 calories per 12 ounces. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories.

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Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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managing time also like managing what they should do with the ball. You're, you're basically within field goal range. And Caleb Williams is throwing like hail Mary's. Like if they're down a touchdown and they need a touchdown to score, you just need like seven yards and you can tie this game and go into overtime.

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And instead you're scrambling around after, again, you take it down to one second left. You're scrambling around and, and you're throwing it 40 yards downfield hoping someone catches it. Like, what are we doing?

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I don't know what he's doing, and he looked upset the entire time while he's doing it. It's like, dude, just check it down. Like, throw like a seven-yard out and have him run out of bounds and kick a field goal, go to overtime. Hopefully you win the toss and then just kick another field goal. That's all you need to win this game. 6-3. 6-3.

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I mean, I saw there was a back and forth on that. Yeah. Where Shefty was like, Pete Carroll wants to get back in on the game. And then there was accusations that he was doing the bidding for Pete Carroll being leaked by Pete Carroll's agents. Oh, I see. Shefty was doing the bidding. He did not like that accusation whatsoever.

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I understand why he wouldn't.

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No, I understand it. Hey, where's Shirley Schefter? We haven't talked to her in a while. We should check in, see how the holidays went. Should I check in on Monday? You want me to do that? Yes. Do we think Shirley will be up when we're recording at like 7 in the morning? Maybe.

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I don't know. I saw Shirley on that cruise, and I feel like she burns the midnight oils. You know what I mean? Yeah.

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He's not going to join us on Monday first thing in the morning. Get out of here. No, he has to work, and I'm paying him, so yes. All right. Well, do we want Chris Sims twice in one week?

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Right. Well, he also he does his question. He does his podcast really late Sunday nights like he's doing it during Sunday night football. So he's up. He's up burning the midnight oils. I don't know why everyone's burning midnight oils this week. I don't know why. We should probably next week also on Monday, if we're doing a segment I call Planning Out the Show, I'll reach out.

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We should talk to Lucy on Monday so she can preview the big college football games this weekend. If she's not traveling. That's what happened last week. She was traveling back. We'll see.

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Well, I mean, you betrayed me. So, yes, I was annoyed. I would say more so than upset. It's kind of like I was. Why do we we had we had the playoffs last weekend. And I was like, OK, I'm excited. Let's see here. What do we have coming up? Oh, no. Tuesday and Wednesday.

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But then but then for all you football lovers out there, even though every day there's football, if you're counting bowl season, you're watching, you know, like all the the little bowls that are going on. And let me not. Let me not. I want to say this right now and get out and apologize for what I just said. I don't want to diminish any of the quote unquote little bowls.

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If your college is playing in one of those bowls, I will say I am envious of you because my team has not been bowl eligible for years. So if my team was in one of those little bowls, I would be very excited. However, I there was a time in my life. that I watched all of the bowl games and every day I'd tune in to see what was going on on like the, you know, tire bowl or whatever. Right.

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This year, I haven't really been watching all the bowl games. I'll have them on in the background, but I haven't been watching them. I don't know. Are you guys like that too?

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I haven't watched any of them. I won't watch any of them.

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Well, that's kind of maybe what it is for me is that I know because there's now so many postseason college games, I know which ones are really important. Not that the other ones aren't. The other ones are on just to have something on and be entertaining. You can watch football. But we're also in the Saturday phase of the NFL schedule. So as you guys pointed out, we have three Saturday games.

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We have a full set of games on Sunday. We have Monday night football. We have Tuesday, a playoff game in college football, and then three playoff games on Wednesday. We're headed into like a lot of meaningful football games this weekend. And, you know, someone's getting a little exhausted. It's that time of year. And, you know, you know what I've realized is I'm getting older.

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When the calendar changes, you don't get new batteries. Same batteries as the old year. I'm just as tired January 1st as I was December 31st. No new year, new me. Same me. I'm still tired.

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And I'm not running on lithium, friends. I'm store brand double A's.

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Mine don't. This is not the Energizer battery. Mine are depleting. Do you guys remember when they had the batteries? They don't have them anymore. Do you guys remember when they had the batteries that you could touch the side and it'd have a little meter and it'd show you how much? What happened to those? Why did they get rid of that? They didn't work. Well...

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Now that we're talking about batteries, and I'm glad we... I don't know who brought us here, but I'm glad someone brought us here.

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Not sure who got us to batteries, but I'm glad we're here. I did. So I... I have this thing that I think is called like a battery daddy or something like that. Right. Where it's like a case where you can store all of your batteries. A baddie. And it comes with a it comes with like a battery. like a tester, right? So you can test to see how much battery life you have. Yeah.

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Well, my first one died. So then I had to go on Amazon and buy like new battery testers. Cause obviously you can't not have a battery to now that I've been exposed to a battery tester, I need to have a battery tester. And the way that I work is I'm just going to buy one. So I bought one to put in the junk drawer. Then I put one to put back in my battery daddy anyways.

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So now when I go to change batteries and something's not working, um, I don't toss out the two batteries if it's two or four or whatever. I test all of them to see which battery betrayed me and which one's still working. Now, let me ask you guys your strategy on this.

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If you have two batteries that you take out and you find out this one is not working, do you replace both and just start fresh with brand new 100% batteries? Or do you just replace the one even though you know the second one is already kind of on its last leg? I like two fresh batteries. Yeah, but you probably toss out both batteries at the same time. I do.

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God bless football, Mikey A.

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But if you get a battery tester, you know this one still has a little juice. Now, I've done both things, much to my wife's chagrin. I have replaced both batteries, and then I'll throw out the bad one, and then I had a Ziploc bag of used batteries that still have some juice left in it, and I would throw those in the junk drawer. So I have some AA's, some AAA's, all in a Ziploc bag.

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My wife's like, what are these? I'm like,

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she's like are these new batteries i'm like no and she's like well let's throw away i'm like no no no they're not new but they're still good right if i need in a pinch even though you know every hurricane season i'll go on amazon about i shouldn't say this because now everyone's going to do it because this is a very sound thing to do about about you know three weeks before every hurricane season i'll go on the old amazon and

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and I'll buy 100 AA batteries just in case.

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918.714

I'll hop on there, and I'll get about 100 AA's, 100 AAA's, and I'll get 25 to 40 C's and D's just in case.

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93.54

It's that time of year. I don't know. I'm right under a vent.

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931.54

I'm learning you can. I'm learning you can't have too many batteries. Especially when you have a junk drawer that just has partially used batteries.

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947.436

You just hold on to them forever. I've also found that they serve a purpose, and I'm going to tell you this purpose, and I think you guys will agree with me. There are certain things, and I'm going to be completely honest, my children's toys, where I want the batteries to die. Those toys get those partially used batteries just in case daddy's having a long day.

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97.407

I'm sick again. Right. I had a car accident yesterday. Did you really? Yeah. What happened? You okay? I'm fine. I mean, am I ever really fine, though? I'm fine. I went out, got some Nespresso pods, and got hit by a guy driving back. It's okay. My bumper got taken off. Now we'll see. Now's the thing. It's the fault of yours. It's the fault. I had a lead light, and he ran a red. Right.

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971.738

Then maybe daddy from the past can save daddy from the future by putting in a battery that doesn't have quite enough juice. And then the toy that makes a lot of noise all of a sudden doesn't work. And you're like, guess it's going to need new batteries. Let's change that one tomorrow. And then the way that that works is your kid moves on to like something else and forgets about that.

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992.273

And then you'll have like a good two weeks of silence just because you put in there the junk drawer batteries that, you know, don't have that much juice left in them. Wow. Texans Ravens.

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Yes, what is Wonderwall?

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Who are the two brothers? Noel and Liam Gallagher. Who, by the way, Jess, they hate each other. They have been feuding forever.

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Not all of it.

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All differences aside, which is a different segment from all biases aside. Stugatz, if I say to you there is no hatred that is stronger than a hatred between two siblings, Can you find a hatred that's greater than that? Because I feel like it was Axl Rose versus the other guys in Guns N' Roses, right? That feud right there.

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That could not come close to the fury that is two brothers who hate each other.

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And that's why I say there's no hatred that's greater than that, even between exes, because exes can be like, he cheated on me, or she did this, or whatever. When you talk about siblings, there's not even a seminal moment or an act. It's just like, I just don't like you.

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1408.393

We're watching Greg Cody dance with some of the other contestants right now. And he's, look. I thought he was going to tank it.

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1426.044

Old glory.

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Mike, put a pin in it. We're going to come back. But right now we've got to go to Jeremy Taché who has an update.

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Okay, we'll check back in. We'll check back with you guys.

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1570.602

Okay, that's why I tried to send you guys away. That's why I tried to send them away. That's exactly why, because I knew I could see the look in Greg's eyes. He wasn't going to say something.

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Look at him. I knew. Everyone's like, I mean, just let him say his thing. I'm like, no, no. I know where it's going. I had a feeling deep in my bones.

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1629.198

The Acura Integra! Sugasa's killing it down here!

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1690.025

A couple of things. Number one, Blur, Oasis' big rival. The only thing that could unite the Gallaghers was Blur. They hated those bastards over there.

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1703.171

On that rivalry?

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1707.274

Number two, Stu, God's backing me up on this. It's gonna sound blasphemous, it's gonna sound crazy, but when Oasis was blowing up with that album, definitely maybe. There was a moment where, like, this is the new age Beatles. Like, this is it. This group.

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1727.583

I'm not saying they reached the... It's like, imagine a player coming out and people saying, oh, this is the next Michael Jordan. And then that player never reaches that height because whatever happens. It was the same kind of vibe. It was like, these guys are about to take over popular music. Not just Britpop, but the entire popular music. They were... Red hot, red hot.

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1747.036

And then because they both had personality, they were spicy. You remember the Glastonbury Festival in the UK, which is a really big deal. Jay-Z was going to headline it one year. And was it normally?

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1759.799

But that's the thing, because they said, this guy's not a musician. How could he ever play this festival? And so Jay-Z came out with a guitar and played Wonderwall and sang it poorly. And it was awesome, awesome. But the world was their oyster. Yeah. And then the infighting just took them all down.

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1870.347

Mike, really quick, what is a Wonderwall?

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1876.074

Hmm.

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197.219

Holy stugats. I can't believe it. This is actually happening. Greg Cody, for those who don't know, we sent Greg Cody to the Golden Oldies tryouts for the Miami Heat elderly people dance team.

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1990.518

All right, we're going right back to the Golden Grannies. Golden Oldies. This is so exciting. What happened? I was going to say Golden Grannies. That's the Phoenix Suns. Golden Oldies is the Miami Heat. The tryout has begun. Jeremy, take it away.

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2040.291

202. We saw her warming up earlier, right? Yeah.

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2058.957

There's a lot of folks here that have been here before.

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2063.219

I want Greg to let him know there's some new blood in town. The new sheriff.

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2088.55

They did. Got a crazy build now that I look at them. I've never really noticed this.

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212.928

Yeah, we got Jeremy Taché live on location with Greg Cody. Jeremy, what is this venue?

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2155.691

It's like an AAU tournament. We're going to have to start demanding birth certificates. Wait a second. There's no way this kid is this age.

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2237.418

This is not what I do.

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2239.12

Wait, is Greg not wearing socks? He does look stuck.

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2250.526

All the joy that he had on his face earlier.

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2255.968

The joy is gone.

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2291.844

I swear that's Marlon's man back there. It's a dance team. It's not a stretch team, Greg, so don't worry about it. You got this, Greg. I believe in you.

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2323.104

2.39 is real awesome. Well, they're stretchers right now. He's popping out.

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2352.529

For the listening audience, I just want to remind them you can watch all of this on YouTube and or the DraftKings Network because, man, I know you guys like to listen, and I'm telling you, you ain't got to watch the whole thing, but you want to watch this for sure because Greg looks depleted right now.

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2402.349

All right, we'll take back in with you, Jeremy.

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2409.638

A little Lionel Richie?

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2430.394

Marlon's man is not here. The show within the show that's happening in my ear from Louis is so damn distracting.

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2441.098

I cannot share this highly inappropriate conversation. I'm glad you mentioned it. This is my way of telling them to stop, basically. Let me do the show. Jeremy, we'll check back with you. The images will remain on our screens while we do some more show here. Stu Gatz. During the break, I saw you come back in from the outside.

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2476.122

So anyways, I confess to Stugatz that whenever I see him coming back from outside... There's a bit of me that feels a little FOMO. I wish I was a smoker because he reminds me of a different time, of like the late 90s when the smoking bans first started happening. You'd be walking in New York City.

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2497.243

Listening to Wonderwall. It's freezing outside. And as you walk into a building, you see a group of huddled people shivering. with the cigarette to their mouth, because this was before they had the rule that you had to smoke like 300 feet away from the entrance. People were right outside that front door like this. And I always thought to myself, what a strong sense of community.

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2519.253

And commitment. And I wanted to be a part of that even if I don't enjoy smoking in and of itself.

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2559.888

Jessica, I'll tell you, one of my great disappointments in life is when someone asks me, hey, can I bum a cigarette or do you have a light? And I have to say no because I don't smoke, but I can never just say no. I actually like pat my pocket as if I might have had just a spare lighter by some accident.

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2585.686

Did you patch your pockets?

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2591.647

Not only do I go through the routine, Stugatz, I feel bad that I don't have a lighter.

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2597.528

I let you down. I really feel like I let them down. It's one of the great disappointments in life. Really? I'm telling you. I'll put it up there. Do you have others? A top five? You want to hear top five disappointments in life? You have that? I do have that. All right.

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2623.573

Is Greg cracking a sweat, by the way?

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2634.022

He's looking at you. He's out of breath.

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2644.028

In life, absolutely. We're not talking about I didn't get the big promotion or whatever. Not like real life events. I'm talking about day-to-day kind of mundane things that makes me feel great disappointment. I could not step up to the plate and hand you the lighter. Good smoker, sir.

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2679.452

Yes, he is. His neck, he's checking his neck pulse.

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2684.458

All right, Stugatz, I got 45 seconds here. Let's do it. Top five. All right, here we go. Top five disappointments in life. Number five, people who discover I work for DraftKings and want gambling advice. I don't have it. I don't know. Number four, missing a wide open layup after a really good pass from someone on the basketball court. Great disappointment and shame.

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2703.097

Number three, when everyone is excitedly talking about last weekend's college football slate and I have nothing to contribute. Other than Georgia Tech, yep. Number two, when being offered cocaine and having to say I don't do cocaine. I'm always disappointed. I'm like, I don't know why.

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2719.888

Yeah, I feel like I let them down. And number one, as I said, when someone asks me for a light and I don't have it.

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350.485

The face of entitlement, ladies and gentlemen, Greg Cody. All right, Jeremy, go ahead and walk us into this venue. Let's see what we've got going on.

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413.126

Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, a moment in history.

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437.942

You're going to have the sound effect. Jeremy, I need you to confirm something. I want to describe to the audio audience, as you guys are walking through and the cameraman, Danny Benitez, is panning across to the other contestants, We're getting a lot of very serious ice grills, a lot of aggressive looks from the people.

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457.821

Like, is there an era of intimidation happening where these people are cutthroat and they look at Greg like he's competition?

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518.799

Jeremy.

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520.619

Of course. Yeah, I know her. This is Homer Central for Jeremy Taché. So we're going to step away. We're going to let Greg get his number, and we're going to check back in with you when you guys are training with the private coach. I want to see him get the number. That's very exciting.

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539.504

251 for Greg.

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541.144

It's not a bakery. What are you talking about? It's going to be spectacular.

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547.968

He's very old, ma'am. He needs help. Let's check back in with him a little bit later.

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562.358

Did you hear what he said at the beginning? He said he's never felt younger because there's so many people that are older than him. And I said, did we find the one place where Greg Cody is the young, energetic whippersnapper?

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582.159

Now, Billy, I...

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589.011

Billy, I'm going to betray something that I heard you and Taylor discussing out in the main room here. Which is a segment that may or may not come to life in the weeks that come. A segment called All Bias Aside. And I was wondering... How would Jeremy do in a segment called All Bias Aside? Because there was a point there where he went into full propaganda mode about the Miami Heat.

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617.569

We're talking about a dance team here. Yeah. Not even for a second can he put it aside.

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656.417

We didn't need to turn the volume up.

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689.694

Yeah, I was about to say, Stugatz, this feels like something that would be in your wheelhouse, the idea of asking a rhetorical question and answering it before the other person has a chance to even begin to kind of consider it and delivering that answer with the caveat that all biases are a side.

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716.705

Okay, but aren't you supposed to answer it?

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723.628

Greg is stretching with the dancing coach.

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741.494

He's teaching her the dance. Yeah. So this is why it's not unfair because all these other people prepped all year long for this great Just found out about it today, and he's gonna make the team.

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755.377

He's just gonna like I you know what we should have done We should have sent him out there with a six pack of Miller lights Announcing that to the entire room

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771.598

That was a sympathy clap.

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785.382

We got Jeremy back. He's going to give us another update. Jeremy, what's going on?

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847.412

Jeremy, I'll be honest with you. When you guys walked in, like I said, there were a lot of stone-faced looks from all the other competitors. But then right after Greg did his dance, Danny panned back and they were all laughing and smiling. I feel like that was a sympathy applause more than anything.

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891.207

Oh, wait, you got them as rubber stamps?

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894.769

The politics, the politics involved. Greg, I got one last question for you before you take a little bit of a break. If you had a couple Miller Lights right now. If you had a couple of Miller Lights right now.

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933.595

Thank you. We'll check back with you guys in a little bit. This is a historic moment.

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941.18

And we got it all on tape. That's the crazy thing. This will live forever. We'll be able to say, remember that time Greg went out there and showed the hell out?

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963.086

I wouldn't know how to relate to that.

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967.535

There you go. Now you just light on fire if you walk past it, right?

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1001.884

I wish part of this tryout was singing.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

You know that sound. It's the sound of money hitting your Venmo account, a friend paying you back, or maybe it's getting cash back from your favorite business when you pay with the Venmo debit card, or realizing you can pay with Venmo at checkout at thousands of brands. Now, there are so many more ways to answer the question, what's your Venmo? Download Venmo today.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

1321.486

He's going to fit in perfectly.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

1474.962

Jess, I think we're friends. As a friend, I would say, don't worry about the dismissals. Career-wise, better not to get into the dismissal game.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

1483.928

Until it doesn't. You're on the right path.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

2305.484

What I want them to start doing? Let's drop the Brian Flores Tua thing, if we can. We got that.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

2313.186

Yeah, the problem that we started. Let's kind of put that to rest, if we can. Because I feel like now, every time Tua talks, they just ask him follow-ups on Brian Flores.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

2325.19

Oh, yeah. No, it's 100%.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

2327.711

I'm just saying, you know, let's let's not continue this distraction that we ourselves cause, because yesterday they asked to like follows because then Brian Flores commented. So then like in a perfect world, it's like, OK, well, that's the end of that. But then the journalists decided to journalism and now they're doing follow ups into and I feel like this is going to be continuing to be a thing.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

2346.741

So here's what I had to say yesterday.

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2427.066

No, that's what I'm saying. He left the door open. Well, ultimately, it's our fault for starting the problem.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

2439.39

Correct, yes. I want journalism to stop in this case.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

2443.251

Let's just focus on the football season that's about to start, please.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

2449.013

No, no, no. What's interesting is winning a playoff game. None of this nonsense. You don't want any distractions? No distractions. Let's put those blinders on. Let's get focused up on this season. Right.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

2475.118

When Dan asked you.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

2481.644

Selena? Here's the, Gomez, here's the issue that's confusing is, according to Stephen A., Dan was a Dolphins plant, right? Yes. So if Dan was a Dolphins plant in this situation, do we blame Dan or do we blame someone from within the Dolphins organization for throwing off this season?

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

2583.723

All right, I feel better now. Yeah, but he's also a pawn. The spot's irrelevant. It's just a, look over here. Look over here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

271.991

This tryout seems like it's 25 miles from the Kaseya Center.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

32.13

The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Pursuant to license by MasterCard International Incorporated. Dosh cash back terms apply.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

507.902

Why not?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

511.185

No kidding.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

527.677

Wild Bib used to wear them for work purposes or just for fashion?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

531.398

Really? Shirt or no shirt?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

533.859

Really? Oh, that's how you do it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

562.681

What if you're the golden oldie that has to lift up the shirt to show your belly? That ain't going to happen.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

637.595

I feel like there's politics involved in that, though. You know what I mean? Like, you have to try out, but.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

643.201

Who? Gregory Cody.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

670.103

I don't know what I'm, I don't have a dance move. It would seem that the music you liked was not necessarily dancing friendly. Oh, yes, it is. Thank you, Billy. No, it is. It is? I'm wrong.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

850.296

That's good.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

853.57

Give us a kick.

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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns

867.703

I don't see walk.

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Yes. Greg, teach me how to Dougie, Greg. Black Beetle Challenge, go.

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What is the gritty? What is the gritty? What do you think it is? Why don't you do what you think it is, and then we'll say yes or no. What?

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That's the gritty. There you go. Nailed it. That's the gritty. That's actually not too far removed. Soldier Boy, tell him, Greg.

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It is important for you to politic also when you get there.

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That's an interesting methodology there. Yeah. Are you counting St. Louis for the Atlanta Hawks championship?

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By this metric, Dolphins fans are the 6th most miserable among all professional sports.

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Yeah, that's 10, by the way. What was the vote?

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The last ten. I'm counting. I got hash marks here, ladies and gentlemen. Powered off. Sorry. You only owe, what's that, $1,000? Put it on my tab.

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Where is Greg on the Tannehill thing?

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Having no Mike White is better than having Mike White.

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Don't make me go back in the lager and find those Mike White shows after those prolific passing efforts.

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But this has opened the door for a lot of people wondering. And congratulations, Dolphins fans. You've come out of it. After decades upon decades of talking about what the answer is at QB1, we've now shifted the focus to the conversation being QB2. I'm not being sarcastic. This is a big step.

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This is like the most interesting thing surrounding the team at this point in terms of like, ooh, what's going to happen?

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here so I'm I think it'd be really cool for Tannehill who had a nice career I think proved himself worthy of that draft pick was he the franchise quarterback that Tua turned into no but he had a really nice wonderful career he's still out there still available it'd be a nice way to complete the circle for him I feel like this is what the misery index is all about right is the shifting of the conversation from once upon a time Ryan Tannehill is he our franchise quarterback to Ryan Tannehill should we consider him

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for our backup job. I feel like that should bump you guys lower on the misery index. You guys are getting happier, right?

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Exactly. Exactly. There's the insecurity. The insecurity is his health. The insecurity is that he's a guy who's demonstrated an inability to stay on the field. And so rather than have a guy in Skyler Thompson where you're like, OK, this is a roster spot checked off, you've got some comfort. And Tannehill is a bona fide starter in this league. You will not miss a beat.

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If he has to step into that role, no.

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Yeah, I think he's got options. And he's weighing them. I think in terms of a backup role, that's top tier in the NFL. I do think that the team would certainly be better. And I'd feel better if I were a Dolphin fan if my QB2 was Ryan Tannehill. On a team, and last year was a bit of an outlier in that. Tua stayed completely healthy, answered some of those questions.

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But it's not like those questions don't still remain. You want to be able to plug in a guy that you can potentially win a playoff game with. And Ryan Tannehill has shown that. He's gone to an AFC Championship game.

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You've got to lose a step, Stu. No, no, no.

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if you're tannahill you can't predict injuries so why would you commit to a team why wouldn't you just sit back like joe flacco did last year and just be like who needs me well there's a couple reasons one you want to keep getting paid number two you want to be familiar with the playbook well you got like 80 million from the dolphins so you can still get a little bit more but also you want to be familiar with the playbook you want to be comfortable when you walk and you're not learning things on the fly i look you want to play though and by the way well there's no starting jobs out there that's why you wait well i

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I don't know. I'll tell you who also benefits from this. Skylar Thompson. Because I submit to you there's no better job in the NFL than QB3. Dude, all you do is you wear a visor, you talk, you whisper. You're two hits away. Dude, all you got to do is whisper in some guy's ears. Everyone's like, yo, he's really smart. He's really contributing on the sideline. Dude, I don't do anything.

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I wear a red jersey in practice. I go against the number threes. I'm fine.

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He started. He was out there playing.

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It was Carson Palmer's brother. Remember him? That dude. Jordan Palmer.

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Who invented Run P, that app where you can check to see if you could leave the movie theater to go to the bathroom.

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The other hallmark of someone who doesn't want to be a starting quarterback. Coming up with app ideas, right?

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It predated apps. This was a website that you would open up in your browser like, oh, I'm watching Alien Romulus right now. What's a good time for me to go pee and not miss any plot points?

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I don't know. I think in order to be a professional athlete, there is some sort of hubris you have to have baked in. You have to believe. Because, I mean, think about the odds. How many football players are in the country, in the world, and how many spots are in the NFL? And then when you talk about quarterback positions, there's only – what, 32 teams, three spots per team?

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Some teams aren't even carrying a QB3 anymore, right? That's the new thing now. They just carry two. So when you think about that, you're talking about less than 96 spots in the world to do this. You have to have some sort of delusion about you. Having said that, once you're here... I think there are a lot of guys like... Not a bad gig. Yeah, you guys got it. Go ahead. Go ahead, Tua.

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Tua and... Oh, Ryan, come in here.

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You got Carson Wentz walking into the quarterback room and looking at Mahomes like, you're on thin ice, buddy. You make that mistake, I'm ready. And by the way, does Patrick Mahomes think in the back of his head, wait, this is exactly what happened to Alex Smith. He was the number one guy, and national radio hosts were singing his praises.

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And then I came in, and kind of like Andy Reid has a little bit of infidelity, right? If you get with a cheater, guess what's going to happen to you? You're going to get cheated on at some point.

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I think he's pretty good for now. 855-NBA-JUMP. Let us know if you think Carson Wentz has a chance of stealing a job from Patrick Mahomes.

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He's confused why he's not fielding quarterback controversy questions. How's practice, Corson? Good? I'm just putting my best tape out there.

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My job is to let Andy Reid know if you've got two quarterbacks, that means you've got what, Stugatz?

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Well said. Nailed it.

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I'm telling you right now, every single person, whenever they say he's fine on the money front, he doesn't need more money, everybody needs more money. Everybody needs more money. There's nobody out there. The billionaires are fighting.

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I'm not saying that. I'm just saying the idea that, A, this is a pretty good bet that this guy's going to get hurt. But, B, you want to be as comfortable as possible. The best version of Ryan Tannehill knows the playbook, isn't learning it on the fly, on the flight over from wherever he lives.

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You guys. Guys.

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That's Charlotte Wilder's favorite. That's like she goes to heat games and she goes nuts.

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Haven't we been talking about a big birthday coming up?

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Ready to show those cards?

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Didn't you dance in Vegas when they came out with the band and stuff? You did a little jig, didn't you?

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I was always under the impression that you don't want to be in the middle of the floor because the middle of the floor is kind of like, hey, this is where the best dancers are. If you're on the edges, people don't really pay attention. And also there's a table right next to you. You can sit down if you feel like it's not going as well.

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Don't say that into a mic.

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Wait, hang on. He can pull rank. Greg Cody doesn't need to audition. Right. All right? So don't knock the Golden Oldies because we can just bomb in and say, hey. Greg wants to perform one of these days.

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And they'll make it happen.

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That's what Mike said. I'm saying he's too busy. I don't like the idea. He's got a big deadline.

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No, they're not. They're incredible dancers, first of all. They're better than a lot of young people dancing.

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They're better than me. That's for sure. Amin, they go for cheap pops.

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No, they don't. Yes, they do. No.

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Yeah, you think it's one thing and then they rip off their pants and they start twerking their asses.

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Greg, from a content standpoint alone, get Rose, get Mike Puente, somebody out here with a camera just to watch you go through this audition. I think we can get some good stuff out of here. And I think you're underselling your dancing capabilities.

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Why not? That's a great bit that we just gave you a new job.

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There's a great setup. You start dancing to Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter. The fans are appreciating it. This is nice. This is pleasant. Boom. Music changes. Boom, boom, boom. Get it, get it. Shake, shake. And you start twerking your little ass. Yeah.

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Ladies and gentlemen, anybody who performs regularly at an NBA, NFL, MLB, or NHL game, they get paid shit. It's like $50 a game or something like that.

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No.

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They get to go to the game.

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I'm glad you went down this path because that's where my brain has been kicking around. Everyone's like, Greg, you should go. We should get some good content. You should go. What if he makes the team? What if he'd make the team?

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It's like a real life back in my day. You get to have that conversation. Everyone else is just a chorus of yeses, and I remember that as well.

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This was a real failure from the commissioner because he could have leveraged this to get Greg the keeper rule passed.

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I'm telling you right now, I don't give a shit what's happening out there, what they're cutting up, what suies they get coming up later. I need people to accompany him to that tryout.

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I'll make the call. I'll call Spoh right now.

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Many people don't know that this is actually Spoh's call. It falls under his responsibilities as head coach.

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There's a budget.

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Hey, Billy, I've got an even better way of doing this. Greg, you know how, as Mike described, they start out wearing one thing and then the music switches and they take their clothes off and then they start doing a different dance or whatever? You can have a T-shirt underneath that says The Greg Cody Show with Greg Cody.

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And so then when you open your shirt, everyone else has like a golden oldies shirt. You've got one that's self-promoting. You get followers and listeners and subscriptions and likes and downloads immediately.

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When? When you make the team. Chris, do we have... This is awesome, so this is happening. Do we have details of what's expected?

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Yeah.

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Does he just go and dance?

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I can kick. Deck shoes are specifically designed to not mark.

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Happy Greg Cody Tuesday. Yeah. We started the shadow show with a throwback to an ode to Ryan Tannehill from how many years ago was that, Greg?

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2012 was when that song was created. I got to admit, Stugata, I wonder if you had the same reaction as I did. Joey Harrington, Names That Make Me Smile. I don't know. I heard Joe Harrington. It took me back to another time.

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I think there's a sneaky game. I know 90s baseball players make us smile, but I've been reading this Aaron Rodgers book, and there are so many great names that get me to smile. O.J. Otagwe.

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Yes. Tully Banticane.

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Devin Aromashadoo.

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I want to play this game for this entire day. We've got a big show for you guys today. We're going to play that Raheem Mostert interview a little bit later.

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Yeah, I'm just confirming. We also got a continuation of the Sueys. Yesterday was a strong day. Strong day. Dismissals and best fakes. Stugatz, they undersold you on the dismissals. Everyone's like, Billy's coming this year. Billy had some great dismissals. But then it was backloaded with Stugatz again and again and again. It felt like Michael Jordan in the fourth quarter.

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No one asked. What we should do on Mystery Create this week is behind the scenes of how the Suis are created. Because even, let's just assume that Joe Maurer had been in there. The lining up of what comes where, that tells a story, too. That creates, because it felt like a prize fight. And here comes Billy. Oh, and a big right overhand. Oh, my God. And it's Sugatsu's little days.

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And we come back, and now it's the 11th round, and all of a sudden. Then Shohei.

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I walked in the studio, and I know I'm sitting in Dan's seat, so I got to do the Dan Leakey Fawcett thing. I saw Greg and Chris hissing at each other. Hissing at each other. And I just said, this must be some family circumstances. Let me give them their privacy and walk out. I came back in, sat down, and I found Greg voice dictating to his phone.

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about needing an extension for the trade deadline, and I really need a yes from you. I don't know who he is.

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Was that your limited pick, Adam Silver, by the way?

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No pressure. So, Chris, you should know he's got a sheet of paper. It's like a grid. Right.

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But I see what Chris is saying. Chris is saying that he's leveraging his celebrity by saying if – If we don't change this rule, I walk and no one wants to see Greg walk either.

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Hey, man. Hey, we vote in our best interest. That's what makes democracy beautiful.

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No, no, no, no. Not at all. I want to ask a question.

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I want to ask a question to Greg, because... You know, every Tuesday he comes in with a list of topics that he's hot on, he wants to talk on. And number one, the number one bullet on the list is Dolphins fans rank sixth of 124 on the misery index. I Googled this. I looked around. I was trying to figure out, did Sports Illustrated do this? Well, I guess they don't do stuff anymore.

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All they do is aggregate. I said, did ESPN do this? Where is this misery index?

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So before we get into the details of the misery index and the methodology behind it, who are the five teams ahead of the Dolphins who are more miserable?

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I love the obliviousness. That's my favorite part.

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10 to 1. Let's get the fanfare ready. Chris, please. Here we go. Number 10.

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Jeez, you've got the Dolphins fans as more miserable than Pirates fans?

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That's seven.

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So there are multiple categories you can score points in. Right.

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You're listening to DraftKings Network.

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A little bit of a pet peeve, Roger Goodell. You're going to be announcing these players' names. Maybe learn a few of them. I always hate when he comes up and he's got to announce somebody's name and he totally butchers it. Does he do that a lot? Oh, he's done it a bunch of times.

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Okay.

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Wow, they got a two and a one. That's a haul. That's a haul. To move back three spots, you're still gonna get a fantastic player. And the Browns moved up into fourth.

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So it was a big deal that coming into today, this was the first time ever that every team owned their number one pick in the draft. Nobody had traded it. There was no leftovers from last year. Like, already next year, that's out the window. Because now the Browns don't have a first-round pick.

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Yes.

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He's done that multiple drafts. Do the Browns now take Ashton Gentry at five like we thought the Jaguars might?

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No, I mean. I don't hate that idea. They're going to have to run the ball. They're going to have to run the ball.

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Are you saying he doesn't love football? No, he loves football. Because that's a hot topic right now. We'll get into that later. I think I love Travis Hunter.

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All right, let's... Should we do Cam Ward, how they should feel, or should we just skip that one because we knew it all along?

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All right, if you're a Jaguars fan, you should feel... Kind of meh. You should feel kind of mad. And here's why. You put a lot of eggs in that basket. You gave up your first and second round pick this year, and you gave up your first round pick next year. And you're putting a lot into one player when you had a lot of issues on that team. Wait, they gave up a first round pick for next year?

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Next year. The Jaguars traded a one, two, and four this year, and a one next year. Yeah, but you got a receiver and a corner.

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Well, according to Hawk, you might not have both. You have a little bit of one and a lot of another. That's the scary part.

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That's good. You trust Tony Buscelli?

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That's just impressive. Any talk about the New York Giants possibly trading out? is now squashed. They have made their pick. The New York Giants have made a pick at three. We're assuming it's Abdul Carter here. Bold prediction, Abdul Carter. You guys are missing the meaning of the term bold.

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I think we're going to settle right now which AI is the best. We're going to settle it tonight by how close they were in their mock.

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Not surprising. A little bit surprising. superfluous, considering they have Kevin Thibodeau and Brian Burns already playing that edge rush spot. But I mean, Abdul Carter, is he just a talent you can't pass up?

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Okay. Yeah, he is.

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What does he have to do this year to keep his job? Well, here's the thing. Playoffs. See, you're a what? A three or four win team. To have a playoff mandate, you might as well have just gotten it over with and got rid of him. If you're telling me as an owner, and I wouldn't put it past John Mayer to be this guy, if you're telling me we have to go from the...

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third overall pick to playoffs or you're fired, you might as well just fire him. Yeah, I mean... That sounds like indecision.

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On paper, are the Giants better today? Like, I mean, I know Abdul Carter is that good, but, like, he's going to be replacing guys that are already that good in the rotation. Like, you're going to go from Brian Burns to Abdul Carter. And it's like, okay, we can still do what we already could do. We can just do it more.

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You gave me Daniel Jones, Russell Wilson, and Jameis Winston. That's it. And then you expect playoffs.

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Well, not only that, it's also feeding from history. And if you look at Reiston history, we saw what? Six quarterbacks go, five quarterbacks go in the top 12 picks last year. And it's going, oh, so quarterback must be the thing. Which it is. But there has to be a certain level of talent.

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I'm going to tell you right now, this is going to start a run of Offensive Line. You think it starts now? I think it's going to start right now. I think we're going to see three in the next four picks.

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No, that is not my bold prediction. Because that wouldn't be bold. So who goes next? Calvin Banks to the Browns?

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You like Membu better than you like Banks, huh? I think I do. I think Banks is a fast riser, mostly because I think the Raiders love him, which is why I think he's going to go six.

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Ashton Gentry?

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I mean, they need a running back. They need a wide receiver. They need a tackle. They need a quarterback. I think the Browns want Arch Manning. Getting an extra first round pick next year. Keep trading down to next year. But here's the problem. Mannings don't come out early. Mannings stay in school.

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Listen, Hawk, you'll learn this in a few picks. I am a big Jets fan. And one of the worst stories as a Jet fan is that Peyton Manning finished his junior year and the Jets had the number one overall pick. And Peyton Manning, the story goes, Peyton Manning called Drew Bledsoe and said, what's it like playing quarterback for Bill Parcells, who was the coach of the Jets at the time?

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And after that conversation was over, Peyton Manning was going, I'm going back to school. He would rather go back to school. And I think about what could have been. I mean, think of how we could have possibly ruined Peyton Manning as a Jet. That would have been crazy. We could have ruined him. It would have been so fun.

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Ruin my life.

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That would make me, like, honestly, that's kind of what I'm rooting for, and it has nothing to do with Cam Ward going to the Tennessee Titans. I just want the chaos of us having Cam Ward number one overall jerseys to give out, and he doesn't go there.

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Hey, Will Campbell to the Patriots. Will Campbell.

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Does he have him rated first?

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T-Rex Campbell. I don't hate that.

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You dropped this name real quick. Here you go. Thank you.

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Yeah, I mean, do we think... Are the Patriots in win-now mode, considering all the money they spent? Now they have their quarterback on the rookie contract. They got him now a left-side protector.

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As opposed to what?

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In the organization, they're win now. As a fan, as football analysts, you know, me and you, total football analysts. Yeah. Do we think they can win now? Um, I think they can. I think Mike Brable... I think they could take that seven seed.

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The Browns are making their pick. We have no idea who it is. O-line. Mason Graham. Mason Graham. Wow. Okay. I love Mason Graham. He's one of my favorite players in the draft. I still think this is a surprise pick.

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I think Mason Graham, his floor is a starter, a good starter. Which, I mean, if that's what you're drafting fifth overall, that's pretty good.

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Yeah, they don't own the pick, but... I feel like this Mason Graham pick is a, like... It's a little bit of a head-scratcher considering where he's going, but at the same time, I mean, that's... It's a good player. You... He's the kind of guy that might be able to feast in the inside with Miles Garrett.

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The interesting question is, who's throwing the ball, who's catching the ball, and who's running the ball in Cleveland?

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Well, the Raiders did not waste much time. No, their pick is already in. Their pick is already in. And most mock drafts had this as write it in magic marker from the moment it goes. And then everybody was like, whoa, wait a minute. Maybe not. Maybe they like Calvin Banks. Nope. They went and they took Ashton Gentry. Everybody knows Pete Carroll loves to run the ball. There it is.

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And Ashton Gentry is... See, this is one of my problems with what we do during lying season, with all the mock drafts and stuff. I saw some analysts say Ashton Gentry's ceiling is Walter Payton and his floor is LaDainian Tomlinson. And I'm like, what kind of pressure is that to put on somebody that his floor is a first ballot gold jacket? Please name that. Oh, no, it was. I can't find it.

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Just make up a name. It was Billy Gil. Walter Payton. It was Billy Gil. Flores LaDainian Tomlinson. That's a real quote. That is a real quote.

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I don't know. It might be. Did you just get NFL sin-tailed? I could have, but I saw it and I got upset. And then I saw a bunch of people killing it like they should.

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Hey, Billy. You and Hawk were talking earlier about how hot it was. Yeah. And I was like, no, I'm not that hot. Yeah. Now I'm sweating. You're sweating a little bit. You want to know why? Why? Jets are on the clock. Yeah. Jets are on the clock. The Jets are on the clock. And I'm scared. I'm scared, man. Are you? I am. This is my Super Bowl. We talked about this.

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This is as close as I get to the Super Bowl as a Jet fan. Who do they get? Who do I want or who are they going to take? All right, who do you want? I want either Warren or Membo. That's who I want.

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There is a few names that if they get talked right here, I'm walking out.

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Taking a running back.

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A guy who made his living with Kevin Falk. They had a damn good run game whenever he started out. They did, but they didn't have a top six running back, a top six pick running back. They had a running game.

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That's not weird to anybody else? You have to be hurt if you're, like, from New Orleans and you're a Saints fan, right? You have to be a little bit hurt. I know, but... Like, how much he claims it.

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Now, what do we call a small house?

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Like a bungalow?

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The pick is in for the Jets. Good news for some, bad news for others. I'm going to stay. I'm okay with the pick. I think it's a good pick. We're good. Okay, the Jets have selected right tackle out of Missouri, Armin Membu. I'm okay with that. I think they're definitely going to need to run the ball, and he solidifies an offensive line. And Hawk, you can speak to this.

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I have a little bit of a problem with this is the third offensive tackle the Jets have taken in five years in the first round. Why do you have a problem with that? Because at some point you need to hit. At some point you need to develop somebody. So the Jets starting offensive line is a high-priced free agent, three first-round picks, and a top second-round pick.

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I'm all for investing in the offensive line, but at some point you need to develop somebody. You're not going to have sustained success if you can't have a third, fourth, fifth round pick develop into anybody who can do anything on your team. And that's my problem. I don't think you're wrong. I think that's the Jets' problem.

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I'm just saying, bro. Are you trying to make me leave? I'm just reading the scouting report. I just want to give you information. You know what? I don't care about the scouting report you just read. You know who I want to hear? Yes. I want to hear Ian. What's his name? I want to hear his scouting report.

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I think he knew the Jets were going to take him.

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Yeah, I think this is a safe draft class. I don't think this is the draft class where, outside of Cam Ward, I don't think there's a bunch of guys that you're going to go get. Like, there's no wide receiver that you're like, oh, this guy is a matchup nightmare. Ted McMillan has a lot of strikes against him. He's probably the top wide receiver. What are the lot of strikes?

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I've seen a lot of plays off. I've seen not top-end speed. I've seen, you know... He's big. He reminds me of Drake London. He's big. He can make contested catches. And Drake London's a great player.

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Absolutely not. He's a great player. But it's also not a sexy pick. It's not a sexy pick. It's not Jamar Chase where it's like, well, we just got a guy who's going to break records at the bank and all that. We got a safe wide receiver, a guy who's going to catch the ball when it's near it.

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I agree.

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We were talking, we spoke to Mel Kiper this week, and Mel said, nobody's happy in the first round with a single anymore. They're not even happy with a double. It's a triple or a home run or a grand slam. That's the only thing people want in the first round. And I feel like Ted McMillan is a solid double. And nobody wants that.

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I...

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Probably a tackle. There is a fall-off in this tackle class, according to most of the talking heads, most of the evaluators. There is a fall-off after... Simmons? Yeah. Some people have the guy out of Minnesota in that area, too. But there is a big fall-off. So if you want a tackle, you have to get him now. Yeah. There's still two really good pass rushers from Georgia.

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I expect the Carolina Panthers, who have made the pick, Billy, the Panthers have made the pick. I expect the Panthers to probably take one of the Georgia pass rushers here. And after that, I mean, you still have two of the highest rated players in the draft. The only problem is they both play tight end, a position that's not listed as a premium position.

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Well, the pick is in for the Panthers, and I was wrong. Oh, that was a quick turnaround. Which is common. The Panthers went with the double. They're taking Ted McMillan. Really? Which is, I mean, you just said you give your quarterback, I mean, Ted McMillan is as close to a tight end as a wide receiver. He's a big guy. He's a guy that you don't have to be completely accurate with the throw.

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You just have to kind of get it near him. Yeah. Yes.

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I still think they have so many holes on that team. Pass catcher was one. Of course. But, I mean, they can't get to the quarterback at all. I mean, are we going to see the slide that we saw last year from edge rushers? Because I think we went to like 16 last year before we saw the first defensive player go last year. It could be.

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So let me ask you, is Bryce Young good? I mean... What we saw the first few years was not good. And then he got benched, and he came back, and he looked like a different player. He did. I think Bryce Young is good. I think he's talented. Is this a make it or break it year for him? Now they're getting him weapons, too.

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By the wins and losses, which is really not fair.

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You know? And he went with it. See, I'm at a disadvantage with that because everybody always gets away with going, hey, what's going on, big fella? What's going on, big guy? And I'm like, you don't know who I am. That transcends age, too.

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Who's the most insane player you played against? The guy where you're like... Insane? Yes. The guy that you were... You might be a little scared of him. Like, he didn't realize this was a game and a job. Like, he took this way too seriously.

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Wow.

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So a lot of them. Got it.

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That's not what it's called. Saints are on the clock. Yeah. Who's playing quarterback for them? Derek Carr. Derek Carr's got a shoulder injury, might not play all year. He might be out for the year on a 60-something million dollar cap hit. Gotta love it, man.

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Does Bryce Young have the clout in the organization to be like, hey, that's my guy. Go get him. He doesn't.

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Or do you think somebody said, hey, Bryce, get on a plane, go to L.A., we want you throwing with this guy. Yeah, I think it was like, who do you like?

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So the Saints aren't going to take Shador. Okay. But are they going to take Jackson Dart?

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The slide officially starts for Shador. Are we calling this the official slide? This is the official slide.

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You let the heartstrings tug. I have a bold prediction. Out of sight, out of mind. Go ahead. On where Shador is going to go. Okay. Is it bold? It is bold. All right. The Los Angeles Rams. That's bold. The Los Angeles Rams at 26. I think they could take him with the understanding of Stafford is not long for this league. Yeah.

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And we have one of the best offensive minds in the game, Los Angeles Rams. That's my bold prediction. Meanwhile, the Saints are taking Kelvin Banks, offensive tackle, Texas. I mean, good for them.

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It's not sexy. I know it's not, but it's not right, man. The best line I ever heard about an offensive tackle was after the Jets took one. He said, hopefully you never hear my name again. Because if you ever hear my name as an offensive tackle again, chances are I did something wrong. So true. It's so messed up, but it's true, bro. That was DeBrickashaw Ferguson. Yeah.

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I need to know how to feel about it. Saints fans need to know how to feel about it.

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I thought it was going to be C for Calvin, even though he doesn't spell it that way either.

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He's certainly not right, though.

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They just lost Ryan Ramchick. He retired after a year of not being able to play with knee injuries. This to me feels like kind of what the Jets are doing in that we know we don't have our quarterback. We know he's not on the roster. We know he's not in this draft class. So what we're going to do is when the one comes along next year, he's going to come into a better situation. Yeah.

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And you know what? There's nothing wrong with that.

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So is he like Spinosaurus?

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He's a Jets fan. He doesn't like college football. Yeah, probably not. Or he likes Notre Dame. The Bears have made their pick. Oh, the pick is in. And the Bears throw a little bit of a curveball here. Okay. They are going with the tight end, but it's not Tyler Warren like everybody thought it would be as the first tight end taken. The Bears are taking Colston Loveland out of Michigan. Which is...

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I love the idea of Ben Johnson being in the lab with two tight ends that are different in how they play. In Cole Komet and now Colston Loveland, you have Roma Dunze, you have DJ Moore. I mean, Caleb Williams is going to be running out of any type of excuse.

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between the rebuild offensive line, they did all that work in free agency, and now you've got him multiple weapons that can come from anywhere on the field. I mean, Caleb Williams, you might have a little bit of pressure on you.

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Tyler Warren. Now they're saying Tyler Warren? Tyler Warren. I'm getting bad information?

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Now I'm being told he's wrong. I think you guys should bet a shot on it.

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Now, this is a bold prediction. Our producer is telling us it's Colston Loveland. Fan is telling us it's Tyler Warren. This is a dope moment for me. Now we have to wait.

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I feel like you had it right. Well, I would love to take all the credit, and I will, but I'm getting that information from our producer over there. I like how you're getting out from underneath it in case it's wrong. In case it's wrong, I get to throw that.

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But if it's right, I'm the one talking.

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I agree.

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This is a one of a kind.

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The schedule is coming out May 14th. Look at his information. Big day for me.

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But I love this. I mean, he was so sure he had to interrupt everything to make sure we knew.

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I think that's really the difference between him and Tyler Warren. I feel like Tyler Warren is much more of an in-line tight end. Now, he's still a matchup nightmare in the passing game, but I think Tyler Warren is a little bit better in the run game and the block.

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Yep.

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Whereas Tyler Warren is much more Rob Gronkowski. Not to, you know, set too high a bar for these two tight ends. Let's just keep doing it, bro.

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I was wondering what all the boos were, then I realized the draft isn't Green Bay and Chicago is the pick. Yes. Colston Loveland. Colston Loveland. All right, shout out. To our fan producer.

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Content is content. So now you get two tickets in the jersey raffle. Wow. The San Francisco 49ers didn't let a minute go by on the clock before they made their pick. Kyle Shanahan. That means he got his guy. The pick is in, at least according to our producer. I don't know about our fan producer. But it is Mikael Williams, which is a little bit surprising because Javon Walker is still on the board.

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And most people had him ranked as the number two edge rusher after Abdul-Qaeda.

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You know what? Building your team the way only you see it is job security. Yes. Because if they were ever to get rid of Kyle Shanahan, the next coach is going to come in and be like, what the hell? What is this? What am I supposed to do with these pieces? Exactly. Genius. It's job security. That's smart. That's playing chess. Mikael Williams, scouting report. All right. Who is he?

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He aligns at edge with various techniques.

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Here's something that I've kind of noticed in all the mock drafts and stuff I'm reading. We always talk about Georgia defenders. And for as many great ones as they are, they're usually not on the edge. There's a lot of good interior defensive linemen and a lot of good linebackers, off-ball linebackers, and then some in the secondary.

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But the edge rushers don't always live up to the hype because of, I mean, when you're rushing next to Jalen Carter, of course there's going to be a lane for you. You can't get double teamed. So it's interesting to see how two Georgia pass rushers are likely to go in this top 15-20, wherever Javon Walker goes. And, you know, they don't always have the success in the NFL that you'd think they would.

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I'm trying to pull up his sacks.

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Are sacks in college kind of like touchdowns where it's a fun stat, it's a sexy stat, but is it the end all, or are you more looking at pressures?

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We have to go better than that. JPP was damn good. He was, but I mean, I want... How about OC?

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But accidents happen. Hey, the Dallas Cowboys are on the clock. This is a good one. I have no idea. I have no idea what they're going to do. Man.

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Probably out of Ole Miss is rising up the board. I mean, do they take… Walter Nolan? Do they take a Murray Hampton? Do they take the running back? Do they take Matthew Golden? Do they take the next best wide receiver available? I like Golden. Do they take Javon Walker? They might lose Micah Parsons. I think all of those. They're not losing Micah Parsons, though. You can only pay so many guys.

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There's no way. All right. I don't think out of those three, Micah's the one they let walk. Micah's the only one who doesn't have the contract. Right, but I think you offload one before you just decide not to give Micah one. I agree, but at the same time, what Jerry Jones is going to do is a different story.

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Oh, we're officially in slide mode here.

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Well, because you want to get ahead of a team like Pittsburgh. We're just now announcing the 49ers pick. Oh, yeah, I announced that 20 minutes ago. Sorry.

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Yeah, we might.

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I wasn't doubting it.

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Dallas Cowboys. Ah. I don't know what's wrong with them, man. They've got the quarterback. They used to have the offensive line. I'm not sure they have it anymore. They had the wide receiver. They had the threat. They've got a good tight end. They had really good pieces on defense, but they just can't get out of their own way.

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And Dak getting hurt, and then I don't know what the Cowboys need right here.

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What's interesting is the 49ers, a team we generally think knows what they're doing, they made their pick within the first minute. The Cowboys have 45 seconds left on the clock at this point. The pick is in. They got it in. And they just got it in under the wire. Jerry Jones waits to the last minute to do everything. He does. He waits to the last minute to do everything.

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All right, we have the pick. The pick is in. We're going to hold it. We're going to hold it. I don't want to.

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Does it have to be a player we haven't announced?

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I'm not going to lie. I do not have an anonymous source for this player. Okay. This player was not on the list of guys to do an anonymous source for. Do you have an anonymous source for Mikel Williams? Of course I do. Give us the anonymous source for Mikel Williams. Yeah, but that ruins the game because you know who it is. I thought it was we were picking the team. No, no, no, no, no, no.

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So that was how we played during the year.

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Yeah, yeah. About himself.

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I'll tell you. Oh, it's the bear hug, for sure. We're headed towards the bear hug and lift. My man, those aren't cleats.

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Or they're still the ones that are upset they don't get to touch the ball.

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You're Andy Dalton. We're going to hand it back. We're going to hand it back to our starting quarterback. One thing we will never do in my presence... It's slander Andy Dalton. Never. Okay? Never. Okay. But you were the guy that stepped in for a few weeks. My kids go to the finest school in South Florida thanks to Andy Dalton. So we will not. I don't.

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But he's happy. I always love when the dad looks like he can suit up, too. Yeah, yeah. Like, you get them both. Absolutely. Just in case. You get a backup guard as well. So, Billy, Dolphins are on the clock.

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Why? President of the two affairs? What is the grade right now on Mike McDaniel?

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You know, I was watching the film Over His Shoulder, and his notes and mine were very similar. He was writing some stuff, and I was like, you know what? That guy, he's got a little bit of a problem changing direction.

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That happened.

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What's your confidence level?

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No, in this pick.

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Oh, you want me to say it? Go, go. All right, the Dolphins pick is in Kenneth Grant, defensive tackle, Michigan. The second Michigan defensive tackle taken so far in this. Billy, what do you think?

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This is not a sexy pic. No, it's not.

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I'm talking to the beast. Sometimes guys who do watch-along shows had to bring their birth certificate when they played because people questioned them as well. Because they might have been a little big and a little big boned for their age.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Mason Graham already went. Yeah, Mason Graham went. Kenneth Grant now goes.

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The Colts pick is in. I'm not even going to wait for Fuentes to tell me. It's going to be Tyler Warren. This was one of those match made in heaven. They've been hoping he'd fall to them. And because of Colston Loveland going to the Bears, he did. He fell to them. And I think this is one of those, we're going to find out about Anthony Richardson soon. Yeah.

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I don't know if this tells me about Anthony Richardson. No, but we're going to take away as many of the excuses as we can. Yeah. That's what they're going for.

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Would you have been upset?

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Everybody thought, did he think he was going to get an attaboy? Way to work hard. And they're like, no.

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That's just you plead ignorance there.

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Always. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, why is he still here? If I'm told how good he is, why is he still here? If I was told, there's no way he makes it to me. Do you get cold feet? Exactly. I think it was just a scheme fit with Colston Loveland versus Tyler Warren. I think Cole Komet already does what Tyler Warren does, maybe not to the same extent or ability. But they're in the same family.

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But they're in the same family. They're both really good in-line tight ends, whereas Colston Loveland's more of a, as you said, Travis Kelsey, going to find space kind of guy. Yeah. I think this is... I think he's the best pass catcher available or offensive weapon available, I would say, for the Colts at this point, which is... And mind you, they still have Jonathan Taylor.

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They still need to be able to run the ball, and Tyler Warren's going to help them there, too. Yeah.

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I was going to say, he became a politician. I don't remember exactly what level. Crazy turn there. Now Jay Feeley's running in Arizona.

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I like the video of the players getting the phone call as opposed to the ones in the green room. I always like when they put the phone down and they say it and then the whole family erupts. Nobody's dressed to the nines, so you don't mind jumping up and down a little bit. Yeah, I like when they're home on the couch.

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I'm hoping in my video you don't, I don't recognize, like my wedding. I don't recognize half the people in that room. That's crazy. You don't know half the people that were at your wedding? How long ago did you get married? I don't, do you think I knew my wife's co-workers? I didn't have you having CTE on my list. My wife's third cousins. Like, no, I didn't know those people. That's valid.

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How everyone thinks they're rich all of a sudden. I want to see the offensive or defensive lineman on a couch that you know is just holding on for dear life. Yeah, exactly. That's what I want to see. I want to see the couch just bowed in. Yes.

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The only one in the suit.

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And then if you look close... And you got to catch the right guy on the right video. But if you look close, when a parent is upset with who drafted you, like, oh, no, I did not want you to go there. I do not want to move to place X. I can't say. I can't because I'll get everybody from there.

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This isn't. Yeah. And they were right. And then you got C.D. Lamb grabbing phones. Yeah. That was a big one. I don't think they made it. Nope, I don't think they made it.

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Falcons are in the last minute. I guess they're not taking a quarterback this year. But they're in the last minute before they have to make a pick.

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Is he there?

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Atlanta Falcons, wide receiver, edge rusher, linebacker. Huh.

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Donovan Jackson. Mike Green's a guy that... Was he so good because of where he played, or was he just that good?

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But what they didn't count on when they had him taking Mike Green is most of them had Jalen Walker going earlier. But he was still on the board here. And I think the Falcons, they go and they take Jalen Walker right now. That's a slide. That wasn't a prediction. That's what's happening. In case that didn't come across as clear. Bold, bold prediction there.

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Everybody's got their tickets. Hawk's going to pick. Yeah, take your tickets out.

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I hold, he picks, you read.

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Hey. I love that Fuentes is checking. Come here, Fuentes. Bring that over here. I don't trust you.

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Limited edition. There's only three of those. And actually, I looked on, I was going to say, I looked. It wasn't a white jersey when they gave it to Cam Ward, so there's only two of those in existence. Enjoy that. That's a collector's item.

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I thought that was the way to go. Because that would have been amazing. And you don't get to choose which one you get. Yeah, we went the safer route.

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That's interesting. I'd be worried about did you succeed because of all the talent around you or did you succeed because you were that talented? Right. That's valid. It's... I guess that's why you hire the best scouts. That's why you trust your scouts, because they're supposed to see what fans don't. Fans see four sacks, and they say, he's not that good, he only got four sacks.

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But scouts see different things. And that's why you and I watch as much film as we do. That's why we got a crunch to take. That's why we do it.

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He called run and you were blocking pass. Come on, man.

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By the way, was that against Kelvin Banks?

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No wonder Ian had him ranked so low.

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The Cardinals are the first in this little area of the draft where I go, are they good? Are the Cardinals good? Because I've seen them do things where you go, like, if they can do that, they can't be stopped. And then I see them go and do things where I'm like, you're not good.

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Can I ask a tangent question off that? Absolutely. Is Cam Ward tall Kyler Murray?

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Is he taller Kyler Murray?

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I mean, everybody likes to do the Patrick Mahomes comparison. I see more Kyler Murray.

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A lot of no, no, no. Yes.

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Boom. Me and the Beast. Cardinals pick is in.

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Let me ask you, Going to the Titans, is that a good spot for him? Like, do they have enough around him for there to be enough success for you to think after year one, this was a good pick?

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Let's see what the AI says.

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Should we be on trade watch at this point? Because the Pittsburgh Steelers are in a prime position to take Shador Sanders. They're in a prime position. But if somebody else wants him, they got to start thinking about moving up. They got to get there now.

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Somebody's yelling no, Shador. Everyone's yelling. Steelers?

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Steelers fans do not want Shadoris Aaron Rodgers. They're holding out for Aaron Rodgers. You guys want Aaron Rodgers?

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I heard, and I think it was Todd McShay, so you can't say I got God on this one, that if Mason Rudolph were in this draft, he'd rank us the third best quarterback. Like, today, Mason Rudolph? Yeah, present-day Mason Rudolph. Because that's not fair, right? He's in the NFL. Like, if you were, like, their grades. Coming out? Or, yeah.

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Walter Nolan, defensive tackle out of Ole Miss, going to the Cardinals. Okay. A good guy for our boy, Rallis.

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They'd have to improve their draft stock. So send in a guy like... George Pickens.

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Who did you pick? Puka? Puka. Puka was what, a fifth-round pick? He goes back to college now? Brock Purdy? Brock Purdy, yeah. Yeah, Brock Purdy was mentioned. That's a good one, right? That's an easy one. That's an easy one.

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No, no, no. If you disagree with the beast, you got to get the repercussions.

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Yeah. Okay, good.

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He was in the Gonna Make It video, you know, shot.

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Are they going to finally take a defensive player that... Like, are they going to improve their defense at all? Or are they just going to say, screw it, let's just put up 50 and see? Go wide out. Why not?

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I mean... Hey, congrats to Kevin G on the stream for winning the other Cam War jersey. You have one of two in existence.

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I'm kind of hoping Shador goes to the Steelers. I kind of want to see what happens over there. Over at that table? Yeah, I kind of want to see what happens.

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The Bengals finally do go defense. They take Shamar Stewart. An edge rusher. I mean, is he going to play instead of Hendrickson or alongside him is the question now because the way some of the Bengals brass was talking, seems like he's already on the way out, but he's still technically on the team.

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I'm just looking at the rest of the draft here. If the Steelers decide Shador is not our guy, who else is going to take him in this first round?

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Yeah.

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I think Dayball has been adamant that that's not his type of quarterback. He's much more in the Jackson Dart category.

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I would say this. A few years ago, you'd say when you draft a quarterback... To be your future. It buys you a year, a grace period. It buys you a year or two. It doesn't anymore.

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Owners are very quick to say, yeah, we drafted the quarterback, but you're not the coach for him. And you're not the GM for him. So we're going to go get a brand new regime. And it very rarely works out for the quarterback when that happens either.

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I agree with you.

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Not everyone has the gumption to withstand that. Deion has a press conference every week. Every week? Every week Deion has multiple press conferences. And everybody's going to ask about it. That's it. And he's going to answer it. Deion is not afraid to answer it.

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That's what he's known for. He'll start off that way. He'll start off with, hey, man, that's there. But the worse it gets, the more Deion will talk. And I get it.

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One thing that we haven't gotten to yet that Mikey was hot on before was a report by Jay Glazer, and it's not Shindor-centric, but it was saying that for the first time, I guess because of NIL, there was executives questioning how much... Not questioning, removing players from their draft board, not for injury concerns, not for character concerns, but for, quote, didn't love football, doesn't love football.

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I find that to be crazy.

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Well, there was that one guy screaming, we still want Will Levis. And frankly, he's wrong. Yeah, frankly, we don't care what Will Levis says. Yeah, he's wrong. And why was Will Levis sitting downtown was what we were wondering when we encountered him.

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I don't know if they love football. I love Smirnoff.

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Thanks for running Point Billy and totally ignoring all my work on anonymous sources.

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cam ward and patrick mahomes as some people have said not saying that he's going to be patrick mahomes but saying that he makes the most out of certain opportunities the same way that patrick mahomes does yep the the off kilter stuff the play breakdown run around scramble make a play shovel it to your tight end who was supposed to be blocking the whole time anyway

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All right, guys, the pick is in. It hasn't been announced yet. And before we get the official announcement, I want to ask both of you, bold prediction for tonight. What do you guys think? What's something crazy that could happen tonight in the draft? Billy, you go first.

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The Jacksonville Jaguars are picking at number two. Are they taking the same guy we thought the Browns were taking? Are they taking Travis Hunter? They do need a wide receiver.

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I mean, it'd be crazy to trade up all the way to two from five, not to take the guy that was going to go at two or three. Yeah.

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Nobody has made more waves in the name, image, likeness, waters than Miami businessman John Ruiz. He can spend his money wherever and however he wants to. He's not going to bulldoze a public high school. He's not going to build a stadium anywhere in the city of Coral Gables.

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There's a manual for justice. They didn't get rid of it because of DEI? Emanuel Justice sounds like an NBA player. There is Emanuel of Justice.

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Would they have just said, like, oh, they are the subject of the investigation?

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Speaking of which, there's also a claim here, I believe, if I'm reading this correctly. And I don't know how to read this because I've read quite a few defamation claims. And this is one of the one of the worst I've ever seen as far as sheer incompetence, legal incompetence is concerned. But the first two pages, I'm sorry, almost three pages, Roy. Is just every number is like one.

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John Ruiz is a great man to John Ruiz is a Cuban-American man. Three. John Ruiz is a litigator of national magnitude. I like I've never seen anything. Have you ever seen it? Like you can one paragraph. Ari, you could establish someone's bona fides and say this guy is a guy with a reputation and go on to explain how you've defamed. Right. Is there like three pages of this shit?

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And also they claim that because the Herald had described another civil lawsuit against them, the Cano Health lawsuit, they're being sued for like $67 million. There was a claim that John Ruiz's company was, quote unquote, a Ponzi scheme in that complaint. They simply quoted this legal complaint, this civil case. And I think he says that's defamatory.

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Because you know a going concern keeps changing its name and rebranding, Roy. Well, the company has notified the SEC through public filings that it may only have six months left to live. How about another rebrand then? What? I don't know whether they could—they should start a defibrillator company, maybe, Roy, to revive this dead brand.

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Well, there's one reason why you don't f*** with John Ruiz. We have biometric technology. All right, Cohen, thanks so much for being here. Thefire.org. And we had to revive this Streeter classic for this very occasion.

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But what you just heard was a series of clips from this program dating back—the first one was from December of 2021. Hell, Dan was on the show. Back when I was 14 years old, Roy, okay? And so, like—

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Miami is a sunny place for shady people, and I resent when some of that shade overshadows the good that people are doing, a positive moment in the history of this community and this

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We were the first people to put up the red flags when John Ruiz came out of nowhere, became a at the time a self-proclaimed billionaire and started writing checks upwards of 10 million dollars for name, image and likeness contracts with prominent University of Miami athletes. We're talking about contracts worth like eight hundred thousand dollars plus a car.

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At the risk of circling back to the first segment, Roy, we were talking about John Ruiz and we were talking about how we were right about everything. All the red flags we had attempted to fly. I mean, don't pat yourself on the back too hard now. All the concerns. But this is a collective we. I'm patting myself on the back right now.

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Me and Dan and really everybody except for John Ruiz's nephew, Mike Ryan Ruiz. And we were correct to be skeptical. We were, but that did not stop the sport holes on Twitter from going after me. Now we're going to look back in a top five, Roy. Oh, okay. Hold on. It's a top five. What do we call this top five, though? These are shit tweets at me, but they were wrong, dude. Right. Yeah. Okay.

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They were wrong. And this was all in the interest of protecting student athletes at the University of Miami, the reputation of the Miami Hurricanes athletic department, and for all the reasons that I think have become abundantly clear through the years. But let's start with our OLI. From at Daniel Cain 1970 with the avatar of it's all about the you just like steer right into the sports hole thing.

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We're talking about contracts, some of which kind of eventually got the school in some trouble afterwards. with the NCAA, of course, because if any school was going to be the first to get in trouble over NIL deals with the NCAA, it was going to be the University of Miami. And this guy was a classic Miami character.

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I appreciate this one. This is very nice. I respect both Izzy Havanick and Billy Corbin, and I like them both. But on this one, they have no idea what they're talking about. And it's not wise to challenge John Ruiz because he's one and he's an attorney by trade. I appreciate that, Danny boy. I know Izzy does, too. Izzy Havnik is a he's not just a golden cane, right? He is not just a golden cane.

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His family is on the board of trustees at the University of Miami. Their family name is on the athletic department. and on a residential hall there, and he was our guest on the show some time ago to talk about how dubious this situation was. So he's a platinum Kane. He is a platinum, absolutely. And I appreciate Danny Boy Kane chiming in, and I respect him.

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I think the problem here is that the idea that John Ruiz is an attorney... and he should be deferred to because of his legal expertise, did not age well?

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Number five from AtGoKane'sGarrigo says, At Billy Corbin and Izzy Havanick need to shut their mouths. Why are you fighting against progress? Go Canes.

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Hashtag the time is now. Hashtag don't be a fan later. At Alex7Ruiz, John Ruiz's son. At John H. Ruiz. At Johnny Ruiz for also John Ruiz's son. I have to read all of it? Yes. Oh, Jesus.

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Obviously, telling us to shut our mouths when we were telling the truth is pretty funny. And the idea that we were fighting against progress, that was the opposite, of course, of what we were fighting against. But we can't agree on that last bit. Go Canes. Go Canes. Don't be a fan later. Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag the time is now. Number four, at SportsBetExpert, at SBetTeam.

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Shut up, Billy. Oh, Jesus. Shut up, Billy. My lord. Trying to get clicks from this and calling Ruiz a Miami Hurricane sugar daddy? He loves the Canes. Who cares? He's doing way more good than you are. All right. But set the grammar aside for a moment. He was the Miami Hurricane sugar daddy. I don't think that's an insult. I think that was, in fact, a compliment.

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His company went public through what they call a SPAC, or Special Purpose Acquisition Company, which is... That sounds offensive. Well, but it's also... It is offensive, not for the reason you're suggesting, but it's a shell company formed solely for the purpose of raising capital through an IPO, a public offering for the purpose of acquiring or merging with a previously existing company.

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I don't know what kind of clicks I'm getting. I believe that John Ruiz loves the Canes. I do. But I also believe that being involved with characters like him could be potentially harmful to the program. And as it turns out, I believe it was. When he says who cares, I care.

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I care about the student athletes and I care about the health and safety of the program and its reputation and its ability to succeed. And he's doing way more good than you are.

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I am a baiter and I'm the master at it. I would be the masturbator, I think. I'm waiting for the sound. I'm waiting for the audio.

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Number three. At Kane305786. I love that handle, by the way. I love that handle. Props to that handle. Should be number one just for that handle. At 305786. At Kane305786. Exactly, ellipses. Comparing at John H. Ruiz to Nevin Shapiro is not only insulting, but ignorant. I'm actually not going to defend that point because that was Dan who did that. So, f*** him. I mean...

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Dan's the one that made that comparison, I think more so than I did. But it was neither insulting nor ignorant. If anything, it was insulting to Nevin Shapiro. Number two, at... This name, I love it. At... Turn over with an A. Turn over with an A. A hard A. A hard A. Oh, I love this town. He tweets at me, please respond to at John H. Ruiz.

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I know you are scared of him since you got yet another prediction wrong. This is your legacy.

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We played a whole bunch of highlights at the top of the hour, dude. I mean, we were right. What was I wrong about? Just tell me what was I wrong. By the way, Miami, it's a town, I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times. Miami is a place where lies are love and truth is hate. People don't want to hear the truth. It's a portalita kind of town. Okay, it's a nationwide epidemic.

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Well, it's like Tinkerbell if you don't believe in it. It doesn't exist So you gotta just keep believing in it. Okay? number one at you step to step 21 I Love you tip to step you tip. I'm sorry University of Texas El Paso at UTEP to step 21 John I'm looking forward to your boxing match against Billy when you open up that new Kane Stadium.

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Yeah, I'm waiting for that boxing match, too, when he opens up the new Kane Stadium, which I told you from day one, not only was never going to happen, but the Miami Hurricanes don't want it. The athletic department doesn't want it. The university doesn't want it. The school board where he said he was going to knock down a high school and build it. And Carl Gables doesn't want it.

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Miami-Dade County, which controls Tropical Park, where he claimed he was going to build his new location of the state, it's not going to happen. And I know telling the truth makes me a hater, but it's still the truth. And speaking of truth that hurts, this week, The City of Miami Commission postponed a vote on whether or not to deputize local cops with immigration enforcement powers.

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If it sounds like some sort of a fast one. That's because it is. These were highly suspect vehicles. The SEC was already kind of like not looking kindly on them, but he managed to slip it in and it became one of the biggest SPACs of all time. The company valuation was like $32 billion.

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That's in the city of Miami, where over half the population is foreign born and more than 70 percent are Latino or Hispanic. And they want to follow in the footsteps of at least half a dozen other Miami-Dade cities. Sweetwater,

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Coral Gables, West Miami, Sunny Isles Beach, Miami Springs and Hialeah, where 93 percent of residents speak a language other than English to enter into this 287 G agreement, which is a task force model which would allow the Miami police department officers to conduct immigration functions, federal immigration functions during routine work like a traffic stop or whatever it may be.

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This is a big deal because Miami is the largest city in Miami-Dade County, the second most populous in Florida. And the Obama administration had eliminated these task forces back in 2012 after a Department of Justice investigation found it led to racial profiling and discrimination toward Latinos. President Donald Trump brought it back this year.

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So the Miami Commission did delay that vote, but they are planning on doing it later this summer. So we'll keep you posted on that progress. You get what you vote for. I never thought. The leopards would eat my face, right? But we are going to do a from our Miami moment, a throwback to 25 years ago this week after four months of protests that shut down the city.

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The Palmetto Expressway, our freeways, Biscayne Boulevard by the immigration building at 79th Street, the Port of Miami.

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Countless family and federal court hearings, extensive due process and meetings between Elian Gonzalez's Miami relatives and Attorney General Janet Reno, during which Elian's great uncle, Lazaro, told Janet Reno, the attorney general, that if she wants to comply with multiple judges.

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that ordered Elian be returned to his closest living relative, his father, that she'd have to take him, quote, by force, end quote. And on April 22nd, 2000, 25 years ago this week, she did just that. And Little Havana erupted in violence.

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That is correct. It's a little bit of a spoiler. You're getting a little bit ahead of the punchline here, but yes, that is going to be our Miami... Well, I didn't know it was going to be the punchline. ...clip from 537 votes. But Little Havana, on what is sometimes known as Parental Rights Week here in Miami, Little Havana erupted in violence against federal agents.

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There were rioters setting fires on the streets of Miami, burning American flags, and... Then Miami mayor, Joe Carollo.

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Unbelievable. It's like a cockroach, this guy. He's got more lives than Fidel Castro. Joe was right out there in front of the cameras, and you're not going to want to miss him getting bitch slapped by fake Bill Clinton on Saturday Night Live. And I should say, after the raid, Carollo fired.

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So on paper, this guy was worth $20 billion because he owned 65% of the company, which basically resulted in a day one collapse, by the way, of the stock. Day one, collapse. And this year alone... No tariffs were involved, by the way. Over the past year alone, the stock is down, I think, 92%, 93%. Okay? So, I don't know how long this guy was a billionaire on paper for.

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the police chief and the city manager, the last two gringos in city leadership at the time, for not giving him advance notice of this INS enforcement effort. But it was later reported that the feds did not trust Carollo, so they demanded that he not be told. So here is a remixed clip from our HBO original documentary, 537 Votes, executive produced by Adam McKay, Cocaines.

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I'm not sure how many minutes or how many hours he was a billionaire on paper for. I do know that he made a lot of money from this scheme. And I was concerned and expressed my concern in real time, as did young Dan. OK, no gray in his beard. Dan and I look like Dan looked like he was fresh from his quinceanera. And I look fresh from my bar mitzvah and those early porque Miami clips.

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But the bottom line is we were flagging this because we were concerned about this character, the health of and legitimacy of his company and where this money was coming from. And that University of Miami athletes were going to get in trouble as they are want to do, not through their own wrongdoing, but through the wrongdoing of predatory boosters, donors. to the school.

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And this NIL thing has been a wild, wild west situation thanks to the failures of the NCAA to come up with any sort of f***ing global rules for them and just let every individual state just kind of make shit up as they went along. And it's a disaster because of that. And it's entirely the NCAA's fault. But UM athletes are always going to be the first guys to get in trouble.

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So we were concerned about that. We expressed that concern. And it turns out we were right to do it. This guy... who claim to have... We have biometric technology. This guy might very well be the Wizard of Oz. Ari Cohn, was that defamatory, what I just said? He's the man behind the curtain. Ari Cohn is a First Amendment lawyer.

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He's the lead counsel for tech policy at the TheFire.org, which is the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression. He had some Twitter beef, some tweef with John Ruiz last year. We had him on the show.

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with some of his mean tweets that resulted in a 100-plus page bar complaint against him in Illinois that was dismissed so quickly, I don't even know that they could have read it because it was so f***ing ludicrous, this document. But speaking of ludicrous, John Ruiz has just put out a press release.

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that he has filed a lawsuit for defamation against the Miami Herald for pulling a journalism on him. This is in John Ruiz's own words.

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He has filed a defamation lawsuit on behalf of MSP Recovery founder and CEO John H. Ruiz against Miami Herald, McClatchy Company, the company that owns Herald, and reporters Jay Weaver and Ben Whiter for false misleading and defamatory reporting that resulted in more than $5 billion in losses.

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I should have said $5 billion in the Dr. Evil voice, because that's as preposterous as that issue, $5 billion. So, Ari, let's start with what I said. If I said he might be the Wizard of Oz, is that defamatory?

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I don't even know that it's hyperbolic, but OK, let's let's overrule. Let's say up right here.

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So where do we begin? Because you wrote a sensational blog post about this lawsuit last week where you read the whole damn thing, which was hard to read because it was written in crayon. It is one of the whiniest. bitchiest, most butthurt complaints I've ever read. Light on facts. Full of feeling, though, and emotion, and irrelevant biographical details.

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I'm not entirely sure the lawyers who signed it wrote it, because it reads like an autobiography. It reads like a John Ruiz self-flagellating special. Where do we begin with what I presume is a $5 billion lawsuit against the Miami Herald for defaming John H. Ruiz?

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But it also said that he filed it on behalf of...

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So what you're saying is even before you get into the claims in the complaint and the facts, it's like pre-f***ed?

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So here's the other thing, though. Let's talk about before we get into the target thing. I started to wade through some of the 99 pages of exhibits, which are filled with emails from their lawyers, with the Miami Herald and their attorneys, with the New York Post and their attorneys, all of whom, for the most part, stand by the journalism of the reporters.

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And one of the things I've noticed is that more often than not, in all of these stories,

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They are relying upon the company's own public filings, at least in advance of the article or later those filings with the SEC corroborate the reporting done by these reporters that there is a grand jury or multiple grand juries convened investigating the company and the company is, quote unquote, cooperating with them, that there are questions about the legitimacy of some of the claims of the company.

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The fact that the company, in addition to projecting nearly $1 billion in revenue on year one, about $993 million they projected, they generated about $23 million and change. and that was against an over $100 million operating loss. At the time that they had a $33 billion or $32 billion evaluation on the launch of their IPO, there also wasn't any revenue.

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There was almost zero revenue, and yet they were claiming the company was worth $32 billion. So there's a lot of questions here that their own filings, the company's own public filings raised, not to mention that after their first year of filings, most of which were late, filed late,

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They filed this wild document with the SEC saying all of our previous filings or most of our previous filings were unreliable. You cannot trust any of the of the financial information that we ourselves have self-reported.

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Like, so what I'm saying is, like, how can you even defame this company when all you have to do is copy and paste their own reports, which it appears to me that's all the Herald did.

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Obviously the concern always has been for what like the last two years that shady man with shady money pouring it into the Miami University of Miami again was going to end the same way that always ends and it looks by all indications like that's exactly what's going to happen.

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But I'm just saying, like, did it read to you because they in this complaint? John Ruiz and his attorneys, whoever wrote this, this ridiculous, ridiculous amateur hour document that they that I should have printed out on toilet paper. So at least it would have some use to somebody for something. But now it will clog your pipes. Read probably would reading this, though.

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They take a lot of or several more than several of the Herald articles out of context. They don't include full quotes from some of their their expert sources that they that they quote. They don't even really seem to understand what defamation means. And again, they there are they seem more often than not to rely on the company's own statements. So what is going on here?

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And does any of it rise to, well, not just simply rise to defamation, but like, is their understanding of the law even consistent with what defamation could be under these circumstances?

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I was labeled a hater for just sort of saying hey look the sky's blue for stating what I thought was the obvious or abundantly clear what is now proven to be a fact. That last headline reads that U.M. Booster, the former, I should say, University of Miami Hurricane sugar daddy, John Rees' company, once called MSP Recovery, then called LifeWallet, now called MSP Recovery again.

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Yeah.

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You have to remember, this is a guy who self-produced and posted to his own YouTube account a documentary short called Jean Ruiz Living Legend.

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Well, I'm going to send you the link so you could watch it. And this is a man who told you right to your Twitter face, Ari, that he is a litigator of national magnitude. Did he not?

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OK, let's talk about this word mincing here on Target. The Miami Herald made the outrageous and seemingly accurate observation that MSP recovery, life wallet, whatever it's called this week, was the target of multiple federal investigations. Again, as I've already said, they seem to have disclosed that in their own public documents, the company itself.

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But is that they seem to spend a lot of time saying that they are not, in fact, the target of anything. And it's defamatory to state or suggest that they are.

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We'll do that next time. But coming up next, the... Prosecutorial misconduct scandal that has been engulfing Miami-Dade County is spreading. And we'll be joined by Michelle Borchu and Adam Goodman, criminal defense attorneys who keep getting one defendant after another off. And also getting them released from prison.

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So this is the continuing fallout of a historic misconduct scandal that has been plaguing the miami-dade state attorney's office i would argue for over thirty years but this is just exploded in the last year and now since i believe november these attorneys can correct me if i'm mistaken there have been at least three people

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Whose sentences were either drastically reduced or in this case were completely exonerated as a result of victory on the part of Catherine Fernandez Rundle, the Miami-Dade state attorney, our top cop. Some people know that job in other states as a district attorney or D.A. We call it a state attorney here in Florida. And she has been our state attorney since Janet Reno left.

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for the Bill Clinton administration as Attorney General, what, 92, 93? That's how long she has been the prosecutor, and that's how long this injustice department has been churning bodies of innocent people. And in some cases, by the way, Perhaps guilty people, but people whose constitutional rights were violated because spoiler alert, Paul, you can't frame a guilty person.

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You know, if law enforcement is violating constitutional rights, it's not OK. And people got to walk. And that does not make our community a safe place when prosecutors are doing the wrong thing, whether it's to innocent people or guilty people. society kind of ceases to function properly.

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I don't think it's a matter of what she gains, because what she has is consistent in power for over three decades. And by the way, when you're a prosecutor, you have the power to deprive people of life, liberty, and property. You're more powerful than even the governor, arguably the president in some cases. I mean, you are the king or queen of the community in which your jurisdiction occurs.

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I think more to the point is that there are no consequences for this misconduct so far. And that's what's really troubling about it is the total lack of accountability for particularly coming from the person who is supposed to be our top cop, who is supposed to be holding people accountable, who polices the police, who prosecutes the prosecutors in this case.

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Just for a little perspective on this, I want to show these two other cases that I was talking about.

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Criminal defense attorneys Michelle Borchu and Adam Goodman have been involved in at least two of those three cases that we've talked about so far. Guys, welcome to Because Miami. I say welcome back to Because Miami. I want to start flashback to the first case that we were talking about at the top of the show. which just happened last week.

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Can you tell us, give us a little bit of background on that case? How long has it been going on? And what is this kind of bombshell email that seemed to suddenly pop up that changed the fates of your clients?

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Michelle, Adam says luck. I say raw talent. This is not your first rodeo in just the past few months. You know, you've been on the show before. You talked about how the Corey Smith case. Here's a man who was on death row who, because of prosecutorial misconduct, is no longer on death row. And you, I guess, kind of saw that as the first domino to fall here.

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And it was your, I think, as I recall, kind of casual observing of that case just sitting in the gallery there where you're like, oh, shit, like a light bulb went off in your head. Like, I got to start digging around because this is really, really bad here. And so what I want to ask, though, is that all roads seem to lead to Michael Von Zamp. It seems like the tree kind of rotted from him. But...

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It appears to me in this case, I see that it's redacted in the video that we showed, but this email was not from Michael Von Zamp. This was from another prosecutor. So the bad apple spoils the batch here.

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So in this case, like it seems like there is a culture of corruption in this state attorney's office because this is like I don't want to blame everything on Michael Von Zamp because it doesn't seem necessarily that he was the culprit or responsible for the misconduct in this particular case.

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So let me ask you. Adam, you can take this, and Michelle, you can certainly contribute here. What does this say about the culture in the office? You know, I often say, because for years I've been trying to figure out why there has not been an organized effort to get some new blood in that office.

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Again, we've had the same state attorney for over three decades, and I always find that the criminal defense bar is usually pretty supportive of of Kathy Rundle every four years at election time. I know part of it is just sort of, I guess, force of habit or inertia or you gotta contribute to whatever campaign you can contribute to.

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Even though this is a non-partisan position, no party or nobody has really put forth a kind of substantive challenge to her term after term and election cycle after election cycle. And I found I think that people kind of like how incompetent and corrupt the office is because they know how to deal with it. They know how to beat them.

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And I find that we now have, after over three decades, multiple generations of lawyers in South Florida who have been trained not in the law. or the Constitution, but in Cathy's law.

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And so it's one thing what you learn in law school, and then it's another thing when you go to practice and are admitted to the bar in criminal defense or criminal justice or in the prosecutor's office here in Dade County, and you discover, well, this ain't like them law school textbooks that I learned from. This is a totally different... game and a totally different set of rules.

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And it's whatever Kathy and her lead prosecutors like Michael von Zompf and the people that he trains to misbehave apparently in this way. So what does this say about the culture overall at the office? You've said there's good prosecutors. Of course there are. There's a lot of people who work there. But is there a problem? Is this a pattern or practice? Is this pervasive?

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I'll play later for her.

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So she's here because she's a public servant then, Adam.

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The yacht was located on a dock area behind the booby trap on the river strip club. More than 30 Miami-Dade fire rescue units responded to this scene. The incident causing a large crowd to take a look at what was happening right outside. The yacht eventually sank into the Miami River. Hashtag because Miami.

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Michelle Borchu, Adam Goodman, criminal defense attorneys. If you get in trouble in Miami, you know who to call. Thank you guys so much.

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In the immortal words of Miami poet laureate DJ Khaled, another one, another one. It is another First Amendment retaliation lawsuit against Joe Carollo. And this time, it's his former chief of staff, Jose Suarez, who he made the executive director of this Bayfront Park Management Trust. And Jose Canto, who was the trust's former finance director, are suing Joe for

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for targeting them and retaliating against them when they became whistleblowers and tried to expose, if you can believe it, corruption and waste and mismanagement and misappropriation of funds at Bayfront Park, which is directly across the street. from where we are right now. And the story is loco. It's loco. Like, I should mention this too. Jeff Gutches is the attorney.

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He is the $63.5 million man. He won that corruption lawsuit against Joe a year and a half ago that they were awarded $63.5 million because that's how corrupt he is. What I have is very small. And about less than five inches, I'm thinking. And so let's start here. Can we start with the cash rooms? Can we start with the money rooms? It's like something out of Casino. Money rooms, right?

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From the parking? Yeah. You can hear Joe Pesci talking about this skim when you're watching this. Right next to Don Rickles. So what's been happening is that they were taking cash. for parking. And there was just employees running around with tens of thousands of dollars, like a month. I got a chance to go to a press conference because they couldn't be here on the show.

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So you'll hear now from Jose Suarez, the plaintiff, and Jeff Gutches, the attorney.

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I feel bad for anyone who's just listening to the podcast, because that video was sensational. That was a Because Miami moment, if ever there was one. It was a near tragedy at BT's on the River, a.k.a. Booby Trap, last weekend. I mean, just craziness.

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And by the way, apparently there's a story about how you could get VIP. So it's $20 a car, but VIP, $40. Ugh. But nobody ever saw that other 20, I understand. So it's all sorts of alleged mysteries going on over there. And among the crazy accusations is they apparently bought, with public money, with trust money, they bought a 2007... Ford trailer van that was worth, blue book, about $30,000.

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Well, they paid $115,000 for it to some shady fly-by-night LLC that kind of came and went for this transaction. And they did it on what they call an emergency procurement, which means there's no competitive bidding. that is mandated by city charter and by the law. They say, oh, this is an emergency. We have to get this. We want to get this mobile vet unit to be in the dog and cat part.

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We must have it now to offer veterinary services in our dog park at the Bayfront Park and Maurice Foray Park. But they've never used it. Never used it. It's just been sitting there for like two years, totally unused. The story gets even crazier.

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So, Metro Boomin, hip-hop producer and artist, rents a 95-foot yacht, cruises up the Miami River to BT's, to a Riverside strip club, and the thing... Lights on fire. And the bouncers and security, they hear like alarms. They see smoke and they go running over. There's like 10 crew members on board. They take them off. The next thing you know, the thing just is a fireball.

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This guy's the best. What is a vet mobile without a vet? It's just a guy driving.

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This show is apparently better than J-Date. You're like, you were flirting with David Sampson last week.

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Yes, because Miami. It gets even crazier. So maybe the reason the price was $115,000 is because this wasn't just a car sale. It may have been a drug deal. Because this guy...

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Jose Suarez discovers all of these controlled substances, these animal drugs that should only be in the possession of a pharmacist or a doctor or a real veterinarian, but they were just stored in some closet in a city building.

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You were just saying animal drugs.

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Let's sweet dogs cocaine at the park is what we should do. For the rich. Oh my gosh. We talked about the angels trumpets. They planted these poisonous flowers in the dog park. And nobody knows how it happened. And I actually broke the story. The same day I broke the story, they ran to the park and started ripping them up. But again, no procurement, no invoices, no legitimate process.

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They just... He does whatever the hell he wants over there. So angels... I don't know if you're familiar. Angels' trumpets, if you ingest them... They have like a hallucinogenic effect. So like there's children on field trips walking around. There's like there's homeless people hanging out doing like like eating angels trumpets for shits and giggles. And then you have dogs. It can kill dogs.

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But it's a dog park with poisonous plants.

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Nobody knows because they had these like weird meetings in a bunker underneath a Christopher Columbus statue behind Bayside. It's the weirdest, shadiest shit. And needless to say, this is like a 20 page complaint. And you're like, OK, this is short, but every page is a movie and there's a litany of other accusations.

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So I want to make it clear about this dangerous wannabe tin pot dictator, hypocrite, Joe Carollo, which is that when he was targeting businesses, specifically Ball and Chain, for which they won a $63.5 million judgment against him for this unconstitutional targeting and political retribution, Part of what he was going after them for was allegedly unpermitted work.

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And, oh, you can't just get electric from another located. But it turns out that may be exactly what the hell he was doing. So there's this allegation that there's this food truck who is really close with Carollo and his wife. They're big political contributors and supporters. And they had this food truck that they apparently they needed power for it.

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So they dug like a 200 foot trench across a grassy field in Bayfront Park so that they could tap into. This is the claim in the lawsuit. They can tap into power from the park, like from a sign at the park. So effectively and allegedly stealing electricity from the public park. Can this be proved that that was proved? This is the lawsuit. They'll have discovery. They'll go through this process.

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It's absolutely nuts. And of course, you heard some of the other allegations, Paula, that he was directing like an overpaying contracts to political allies, to companies with a relationship with him and his wife and who they were allegedly getting like kickbacks.

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And everybody in the strip club starts running out on the street. And what's amazing about it is that like the party just continued. They're just making it rain in the street.

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Right. Well, what he's been doing is he's been, in my opinion, misappropriating money. What's Havana Fridays? So this is this event on Cayocho. It's a domino park in Cayocho across from Ball and Chain. But that's nowhere near Bayfront Park. So he's been. He's been sending money out of the park to his own district for other events.

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It's not a slush fund that he could do whatever the hell he wants with it. For example, he spent $150,000 paying a TV station, another political ally that gave him a show, by the way, gave him a show. But he paid them $150,000 to air the New Year's Eve show. Oh, right, that one. But why would you pay a station to do that? To air that, right.

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They would pay you or you'd get it for free and you'd split ad revenue. He says they got ad revenue, but it was only $130,000, which means that they're down $20,000. But more importantly... People have theorized that all he did was pay $150,000 to this TV station to run an infomercial for him because he's going to run for mayor this year. By the way, that's not bullshit.

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He is running for mayor this year.

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Very good. I don't even live in the city. Come on, if you want Billy for mayor, just drop a comment. And here's the problem. By my count, Jose Suarez is the fourth or fifth mayor. Former Joe Carollo staffer who has defected, who has either sued him and or testified against him. So like the dominoes just keep falling.

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And to understand what it's like, this toxicity and the reason why people flip the way they do.

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He's a bully. And I attended one of those meetings. It's like a communist politburo. He just filibusters for three hours and everybody sits around nodding. They'll bang the table and they'll tell him how smart and how handsome and how funny he is. And then they just vote on whatever the hell it is that he wants.

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Yeah, because they're all just running out and they're schlepping their bags.

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No, he's just a bully.

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People are scared because they are the government. Because they've watched him crush people's hopes and dreams and businesses and livelihoods. And they've seen how alternately incompetent and corrupt this government is. And they just don't want the heat. They want to keep their heads down. Listen, we have a town full of, you know, complicit cowards.

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I mean, is really the bottom line, if you want to call them out. But the truth is, is that I'm empathetic. They are scared. Because this is a guy that punches down. And he's going to run against them. That's what a bully does. They pick on people who have less power. Oh, no, I know.

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In thongs and boots. And this is Paula Barros, a.k.a. Pauly, stand-up comic extraordinaire and voiceover artist. Correct. You were saying before the show, you speak Spanish.

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Well, there's going to be Alex Diaz-Laportilla, who just got let out of jail. They dropped those corruption, bribery, and money laundering charges against him. He's probably running for mayor. Manolo Reyes, I hope he's in better health. He's been very sick lately. He's planning on running for mayor. You know how they say never say never? Never. I don't live in the city.

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I'm not even eligible to run. Which isn't a coincidence. He shouldn't be either. In the interest of fairness, and I am nothing if not fair, let's get Joe Carollo's response to this lawsuit, shall we?

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That's your takeaway?

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You don't want to talk about whatever the hell that is behind him?

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But you want to talk about it. No, I want to talk about that painting. Hold on. What is that painting?

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I imagine that monstrosity.

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It's a cock and the American flag, right?

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melt together. Oh, yeah, look at that. Yeah, so the top is the American flag. The bottom half is the Cuban flag. And the middle is a giant cock.

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I don't know what the flag code says about this, but I'm pretty sure that's a flagrant.

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Two cocks we're looking at right now. Yeah, you got the American flag, the Cuban flag, a cock and a rooster. What I have is very small. Unbelievable.

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That is amazing. I love it. But the lady doth protest too much, he thinks. You hear he's like, you know, this is going to get thrown out of federal court. Joe Carollo always thinks he's the smartest lawyer in the room. The problem is he isn't a lawyer. And the only lawyers he has are being paid for by the taxpayers. It's remarkable.

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So what does Miami Spanish sound like?

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Loose addiction when we're talking about booby trap.

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Absolutely. So it was like 30 fire trucks.

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They are investigating. I have no idea. But 30 fire trucks showed up. It was like this huge fire because apparently because the size of the boat and the amount like the fuel load, it was just. Or it could be liquor. It was just or it could be.

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Well, the show must go on. Oh, my God. Just because everybody got forced out of the club onto the street for safety doesn't mean nobody wants to go home. Clearly, and what happens at Booby Trap stays on Instagram, apparently.

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Everybody's just running out, the customers and the dancers. But everybody looked like they were having a good time.

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It's the best fire scene I've ever seen. And nobody got injured, either from the fire or from falling on those heels. Those heels are... Epic.

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And the boat ultimately sank. There's footage of the boat just all of a sudden listing. Bottom of the bay. Sinking into the Miami River. It's really rather incredible.

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It was a rental boat. What does he care? He's probably insured. He's still got whatever cash he came into the club with.

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Do you work on him? I don't know. Ask Roy, apparently.

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No.

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BT's is great. And BT's on the River is a spectacle. And the one in South Miami, which is a lot smaller and more intimate, is also pretty cool. I've heard from friends. People have told me about it. I don't know that I've ever, yeah, I've been there. Of course, you know both locations. Just look at IG. What are you talking about? I've been to both locations in one night. Oh, yeah?

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Who has better food? Oh, yeah. better wings over there finger licking uh so the licking so the licking that's right so snow snow in florida fire to snow um well we've done it i've seen fire i've seen rain historic historic snow i guess if it just snows at all in florida that would be historic but the quantities of snow were wild

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So we went from making it rain to making it snow, and Tallahassee got about two or three inches. Milton, Florida, all this action was in the panhandle of Florida. They got between nine and ten inches of snow in Milton. Pensacola got seven and a half inches. I mean, just record-breaking snowfall, which of course proves that... Global warming is a lie. It's the opposite. Because it's snowing.

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It's bullshit. And then you notice they changed it from global warming to climate change just in case, well, it gets too hot, it gets too cold. I would say, though, not a meteorologist, folks, I would say... Record-breaking snowfall coming off a very busy hurricane season with very powerful storms and very hot waters in the Gulf of America to record-breaking snow in Florida.

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We're talking about these records were doubled, by the way.

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It's insane. It looked like Miami in the 80s. There was so much white powder on the ground.

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He's like, Guy Harvey, over here.

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I'm wearing the only North Face thing that I own right now. I'm just like, it's freezing out. It's like 58 degrees. I need a schmata. And you're wearing shorts. No. Well, I just came from the champagne room at BT's. Of course you did.

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Chancleta.

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Flip flops.

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You can actually hire a girl at BT's to spank you with it. I mean, I heard, I heard from a friend. They have the chancleta special? I heard from a friend there's a chancleta there. That sounds hot.

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That's great.

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Yeah. I do want to say again, not a meteorologist, but I do want to say that going from a frightening hurricane season with warm waters and powerful storms, more powerful and plentiful than ever to a January with like doubling the inches in snowfall in the state of Florida. It seems alarming to me.

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The first year in a while, but this all just feels like, when people say when hell freezes over, it kind of feels like hell is freezing over.

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We went from Bratz summer to what's the winter?

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Miami girl hair winter? Is that what this is?

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I'm just pining for compliments. Your hair's amazing. I'm feeling like Jesse on Full House today, though. Everybody talking about the hair, me included. Really, John Stamos? You're comparing yourself to Stamos? No, I'm not. I'm comparing my hair. You compare your hair to Seymour's?

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That's terrible. Guys, feed Dave Coulier. From the Alanis Morissette song. Yes.

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No. Oh, Jesus. Jesus Christ. No. No. Even though I hear they have very good health care in Canada. But no, you don't know. Are we going to have to tell? It's the 90s, Paula.

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Do you want to tell her?

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Are you going to tell her about Alanis Morissette and Dave Coulier?

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Joey? Yeah. And in the song You Oughta Know. No. Is about her breakup with Dave Coulier.

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Are you thinking of me?

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And the theater episode. You're lying. No. No, we're not making this up. I'm shocked.

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That's one of your clips. By the way, why would I make that up? What a weird thing to make up, though. You are weird. But what a weird thing to make up. I am a historian, and I am spitting facts right now.

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That was a Freudian slip because Miami will soon be the lost city of Atlantis. And I really thought that Miami was going to be the case study for the loss, effectively, of a major American city and billions, if not trillions of dollars in real estate as a result of a climate-induced natural disaster. And it turns out L.A., of course, is going to be that case study and what's going to happen.

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It's going to inform what's going to happen here just with respect to insurance and everything. And I don't think it's going to be.

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Are you going to dox yourself right now on the pod?

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I hear you have super fun karaoke nights. She has super fun karaoke nights.

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So, you know, we have run out of time to talk about that and your boy Luigi. So I just came from City Hall in Miami this week, which we will no doubt talk about next week. And you will see all about online with me versus once again going going another round. Not this guy grappling with Joe Carollo. How has Joe Carollo not taken a hit out on you yet?

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Well, because he's a bully who likes to punch down. In God we trust. That's not the one I was looking for. That's the one, because he only likes to hit women. That was going to be my punchline for you. So now you're going to have to come back again so we can talk about your boyfriend, Luigi Mangione.

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And we have to talk about, so I've apparently inspired Paula to go to her city hall. Yes, you did. and speak truth to power and try to stop the destruction of some beautiful historic buildings and completely destroy the character and history and personality of your neighborhood. So I guess that's, we'll do that.

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Could have really used that two years ago when I dated that mistake for five months. Don't leave money on the table.

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Right.

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It is. It's weird.

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Wow, okay. If he loses it, is it still a pass? Ooh, you gotta win it.

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Jalen Hurts? Back to back. He already got one.

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I'm putting him on the Olympic team if that happens.

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No. No. I love Baker, but no.

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I wish I went 9.

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Yes, I'm well aware.

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Pickett. Starter experience. Won a Super Bowl. Kenny Pickett, three. I'll put him four.

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Ich bin mit Billy zufrieden. Ich setze Spencer Adler auf 6. Ich setze ihn auf 7. Er wird nicht für diese Mannschaft anfangen.

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I have one, five, ten left as well.

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1.

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Es ist schrecklich. Nein, ich glaube nicht. Ich habe Cooper Rush als den Schlimmsten.

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Das ist nicht schrecklich. Das ist schrecklich. Ich liebe es. Ich meine, hat er nicht 4-1 gespielt, als er für Dax für 5 gespielt hat? Ja. Was willst du von deinem Backup, außer ein paar Spiele zu gewinnen? Gewinne ein paar Spiele.

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Ich weiß nicht, weil du... Nein, aber das ist so das Spiel. Aber ich glaube, sie sind in der gleichen Runde. Sie sind alle in der gleichen Runde. Ich glaube, sie sind in der gleichen Region. Ich habe niemanden... Ich habe niemanden, bei dem ich glaube, dass sie über- oder unterwertet sind.

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You are playing though, you're running it.

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You're playing it almost more than we are.

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You and Stugatz are the same age.

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It's humid out. I'm bleeding.

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That's how you can tell.

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Klar. Oh Gott. Alright, now that the tush push has not been banned, who is more Mike Lee to have more rushing touchdowns next year? Jalen Hurts or Joe Mixon?

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14.

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Stell dir vor, das ist eine random Frage.

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Ich habe es in einen Randomizer gesetzt und es ausgeschnitten. Natürlich. Das ist eine random Frage. Ja, du hast es in Stein geschnitten. Nur beruflich, es hat funktioniert.

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Okay. Ja. Okay, du hast noch einen, Mike. Ich mache das. Wer ist mehr meichlich, der als Rookie am Top-Tight-End in den Receiving Yards ist? Warren, Loveland oder Mason Taylor? Warren, Loveland oder Mason Taylor. Du hast diese zwei Namen gesagt, als ob du dachtest, dass es nur eine Person war. Es ist Warren, Loveland. Ja, es ist nicht Warren Loveland. Es ist nicht Warren Loveland.

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Der Kerl der Bärs, der Kerl der Colts oder der Kerl der Jets.

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Es könnte auch Mason sein.

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Ich glaube, wir wissen, dass die beiden nicht wissen, wer sie sind. Das ist eine fantastische Frage.

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Warren Loveland könnte eine wundervolle Saison haben.

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Yeah, Tyron Taylor, number one on my list. More Mike Lee to be the top statistical quarterback in passing year one. Cam Ward or Tyler Schuck?

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Stopp. Top Statistical Quarterback in year one in passing. Cam Ward or Tyler Schuck? It's passing, so you gotta throw out the rushing stuff.

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Cam Ward.

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Yeah. Throwing to... I don't care.

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You're listening to... God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A.

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Es ist sehr selten, dass ein Trainer einen Spieler ausgestattet hat, so wie es der Titans-Trainer bei den Jets gemacht hat, weil er einen Pass von seinen Knochen getroffen hat, der ein Fumble war. Und der Trainer sagt sehr klar, was du da machst.

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I think you and I discussed it going into the week. You're like, you know what I love this week? Will Levis to throw an interception.

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Ja, willst du noch einen? Ja. Noch mehr Mikeley, um die schlechteste Division in der NFC zu sein. Die NFC Süd oder die NFC West.

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I was just going to say, if that was your dream, why football? You should have tried track, you should have tried basketball, you should have tried something else.

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I will also go NFC West. When we come back, breaking news. Yes. And here's a headline.

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What do you guys do with the ends? I never did it until I became a dad and then I felt like I had to. Why? Weil ich nicht so perfekte Brötchen rauswerfen kann. Aber das sind nicht perfekte Brötchen. Aber sie haben Fibersäure.

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It's why we throw them away. Every other piece of bread, you want the crust. All of a sudden, because it's a loaf of white bread, you don't?

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Hard Knocks Training Camp this year will feature the Buffalo Bills.

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Du musst einen Coach-Tag haben. Du musst einen haben.

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Aaron Rodgers.

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Sie haben es eingeladen. Die Anwohner haben es eingeladen. Sie haben es eingeladen.

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Only one NFL player per team is allowed on the team. What? Wait, what? Only one player per NFL team is allowed.

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Ich habe eine Frage für dich. Wenn du zwei Teams aus den USA erlaubst hättest, einer von denen NFL-Spieler gewesen wäre, einer von denen NFL-Spieler nicht sein könnte, wie wäre das zweite Team fair? Also wähle ich von allen anderen Sporten? All the other countries. So you've got an American team of NFL players. We all know they're going to win the gold. Give it to them.

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Now if you have a player of amateurs, where do they fall?

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Maybe one old guy who never made it. Because the coach didn't like him and then he had a knee injury.

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Sean McVay. That feels like who we want to show the rest of the world. Look at this guy. It's Sean McVay.

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Hey, hier ist eine Headline. Der Tusch-Push geht nicht irgendwo. Die Anwohner haben gewählt, es zu behalten. Sie haben es nur verfehlt, durch eine Zwei-Vote-Margin. Sie brauchten 24 Vote, um es zu bannen. Sie haben 22 gewählt. Wow. Tush pushes Stan.

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Yeah, they finally got a quarterback that can do it.

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Yes. The only problem is they'll never be in short-yarded situation because they're going to be terrible.

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Wenn du nicht rennen kannst, warum werdet du Tom Brady nicht rauswerfen? Wow. Er wird fast 50 sein.

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Brady and Deshaun Jackson? Calvin Johnson.

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Ich glaube, wir vergessen. Ich liebe, dass der Tusch-Push wieder dazu kam.

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Das ist nächste Woche.

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Nein, du lachst, während du es fragst. Nein, ich liebe es nicht.

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Zwei schlechte Verluste. Warte, Billy hat einen Sound gemacht. Zwei schlechte Verluste. Warte, wir hören Billy aus. Er hat einen Sound gemacht. Er objektiert das. Geh' weiter, Billy.

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Right. Colorado would be out in that scenario. Yeah.

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Mikey, erlaub mir, das zu übersetzen. Er hat gesagt, das Was-Wenn war schrecklich.

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Ich habe es vergessen.

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I agree. Or Notre Dame. Or Notre Dame, right. No. I mean, Notre Dame is it. Mikey, do you have any more? Are we done here? Because I have one for going.

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I am fascinated by Ohio State and Indiana, Mike. And so I want your thoughts on this, because I'm not certain outside of winning. Is there a scenario if Indiana loses by seven points? Where's the line of demarcation? That's what I'm looking for, where Indiana loses by too much and therefore it prevents them from getting into the playoff.

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So Mike, how do we define a close game here? Is it they're in the game the entire time and they lose by seven? How do we define a close game?

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The committee's not going for 24-7 Ohio State fourth quarter, and Indiana tacks on a couple of garbage touchdowns at the end to make it 24-21 or something like that.

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Und ich habe mir nicht darüber nachgedacht. Und jetzt hat Billy mich erinnert. Es ist der erste Tag in Jahren. Ja, der erste Tag in Jahren. Jeden Tag wachst du mit diesem Trauma. Leute, ich kann nicht glauben, dass ich das sage. Aber das, was mich am meisten erfreut ist,

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Yep. Are you concerned about Army at all? I mean, undefeated, take it on Notre Dame, Yankee Stadium. Really?

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I would say even teams like SMU and Miami would be upset. If Indiana loses, excuse me. Because Miami would say, hey, let's say Miami has two losses, Indiana has one, but their one loss is to the one good team they played. I think Miami, SMU, if they had two losses, would say, hey, we're better than that team.

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They played the defending national champions. It's not their fault the defending national champions suck this year. I mean, when does that ever happen?

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Billy and I have decided we like the college football playoffs so much that we would like to form a committee and try this out in the NFL. Oh, boy.

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He hates it already.

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I'm with you, Billy.

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At an important part of the year for college football and the NFL, with many big games on the schedule, the thing I'm most excited for this weekend is a college football game involving Indiana. I just want to see if they're any good. I know they're undefeated, but I have no idea if they're good. You don't have any idea if they're any good. I'm not even certain they know if they're any good.

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Have we asked you a single question that has made any sort of sense to you? Anything?

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So, Mike, here's the thought behind an NFL committee choosing the playoffs. Because not only do I want the matchups that I want, do I want the quarterbacks in the playoffs that I want in there? You have teams getting, you know... They're unhealthy at the wrong times. You have teams who are getting healthy at the right time.

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And so this is to reward the fans and the teams and put the best actual NFL teams in the playoff. For example, everyone would love to see Joe Burrow and the Bengals in the playoffs as opposed to seeing Bo Nix and the Broncos in the playoffs. And so this is an opportunity for the committee to get together and say, you know what? I don't think Denver is one of the 14 best teams in the NFL.

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I think Cincinnati is. Their defense is getting healthy right now. Plus, we'd like to see Joe Burrow take on Patrick Mahomes and they create that matchup for us. You don't like this idea at all? No.

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They're going to find out this weekend when they play at Ohio State. And I'm excited for it.

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Now there are two buys. Okay.

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What I think is going to happen is I don't think they're very good. Ja.

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You said take out the human element, so we did.

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What do you mean, Mike? Packers, Jets, I mean, let me tell you, more people would be watching that game, Packers and Jets, to advance in the playoffs. In fact, I'm going to say this, that would be the highest rated game of Super Revenge Wild Card Weekend.

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That's your Sunday Nighter.

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Mike, respond after this. I don't like the idea either. It was a bad idea by us. I am bailing on this idea. I'm bailing on this segment. So Mike, you can respond now.

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It is time for this week's edition of Steal Your Gods, presented by DraftKings Sportsbook. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. College Football Week 13, 3 and 7 a week ago. My apologies, rough one. Bounce back. Here we go, I'm bouncing back. 59, 58 and 2 on the season. I'm Blaine Gabbert.

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That's who I am with College Football Picks. Ohio State, big game this weekend, taking on Indiana. Ohio State is minus 13, buy it down to 12.5. Indiana, Cinderella season, done. Ohio State wins, they cover the Buckeyes by 21 points at home. Florida, plus 10, take it on Mississippi, buy it up to 10.5. Mississippi wins the game, Florida covers Mississippi by 7 points in Gainesville.

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Untertitelung im Auftrag des ZDF für funk, 2017 Bye. Oh, I don't like teams who had a national championship in sight and then they have their first loss. You know what that means? They usually lose the weekend after they lose that first game. I just made that up. I have no idea if I'm right or not. I totally made it up off the top of my head. I'm taking Arizona State minus two and a half.

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They're going to beat BYU. The Sun Devils win by ten points over BYU. Das war's für heute. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Texas A&M minus 2.5 at Auburn. I'm taking the Aggies here. They win, they cover. They win by a touchdown. Colorado State plus 3.5 at Fresno State. Colorado State wins the game outright. They win by 4 points at Fresno State. They cover as well. NFL. Week 11. 4-2 a week ago.

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So Billy, that's so funny because I saw Indiana play at Northwestern. My daughter goes to school there and I said to myself right then and there, that team is not good enough to win a national championship. They physically don't look big enough and they weren't good enough on that particular day where I walked away saying, oh man, that team's going to be one of the last four teams standing.

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49-29-2 on the season. I'm on a heater. If I'm the Blaine Gabbert of picking college football games, I'm the Tom F*** Brady of picking NFL games. How about that? This is where it all goes to s***. Right here. Because I'm getting cocky. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Tschüss. They win, they cover Arizona by six points on the road. Eagles minus three at the Rams. Buy it down to two and a half.

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The Eagles win and cover the Eagles by ten points on the road. And finally, Chargers plus three. Take it on the Ravens. The Ravens are three-point favorites on the road against the Chargers. They are overrating Baltimore, underrating the L.A. Chargers. I'm taking the Chargers here. Buy it up to 3.5. They get 3.5 at home. I have the Chargers winning the game outright. How about that?

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The Chargers by 4 points over the Ravens. Those are the picks, everyone. Good luck.

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I hope we're going. We're recording, Sims. Go ahead. Keep talking about me. Go ahead.

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Yeah, I'm sure you did.

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I'm sorry. I'm promoting my book. That's all I was doing. Damn. What's the title of the book? The title of the book is Stugatz's Personal Record Book. It is right here.

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Yes, it is my personal record book, The Real Winners and Losers in Sports. I used the personal record book as a throwaway line once at ESPN when I was talking about Kevin Durant, saying I don't care what the record books say in my personal record book, which I don't have, but now I do. I do kind of remember that. Yeah, I said Durant has no rings in my personal record book.

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Ich liebe deine Unterstützung. Danke, Leute.

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Lots of issues. Luckily I got Levitard to write the foreword and I got plenty of people to contribute. Sims, if you're wondering why you weren't one of them, it's because I have you earmarked for Chapter 10 in the next book. How about that?

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I have no idea. I was just making it up.

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Und wie fühlen Sie sich darüber, Billy? Wie fühlen Sie sich darüber?

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I was going to say they were first in last year with Cignetti as coach.

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Ich weiß es nicht. Ich meine, Sims, was passiert, wenn du in einem Rutsch bist und du musst etwas real schnell nuken?

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Bist du sicher davon? Ich meine, weil ich diese Audio-Tour senden werde und sehen werde, ob sie das verabschiedet hat.

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I'm guessing his wife is slightly more attractive, Mikey.

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Neither.

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You have to. I'm going to live a single life. Das ist echt schrecklich.

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It's why I needed all these people to write my book. I mean...

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Ich glaube, wenn man ein NFL-Verteidiger ist, ein Superbowl-Winner, ein Champion-Verteidiger, was ist es so, in diesem Haus zu wachsen? Was ist es so, in diesem Umfeld zu sein? Ich glaube, es gibt einige Leute, die sich daran interessieren. Er war ein NFL-Verteidiger.

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Das ist Teil der Geschichte.

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But I think the thing I'm more interested in is how close Indiana needs to keep the game. I can't see them winning. I cannot see Indiana winning the game. I can't see a scenario where Ohio State wins by 7 to 10 points.

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PFT with Mike Florio, Everyday on Peacock, The Unbuttoned Podcast as well, Football Night in America. Chris, are the Bengals going to f*** up Joe Burrows Prime?

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Es war ein toller Moment für ihn, Mann.

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And I'm trying to figure out where's the line of demarcation for the committee where they'll say, okay, Indiana hung and they hung long enough with Ohio State that we're going to put them into the college football playoff.

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God bless football. Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, Stugatz. Thank you. Very exciting weekend coming up. The weekend before Thanksgiving. I love Thanksgiving. My favorite holiday of the year. But we have an exciting weekend. Yeah, it is. It's not your favorite holiday?

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Bleib es sagen, bis du es richtig hast. Und dann holt das ein.

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Chris, is it possible we're looking at a situation in which, and I can't believe I'm saying this, where Bo Nix might be the best quarterback out of this quarterback class?

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So you're saying, who are you calling out there? Are you calling out GM?

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What did you make of Joe Douglas being let go by the Jets this past week here?

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Ein spannender Episode heute. Ich habe das Gefühl, dass Golik beide diese Ideen hassen wird. Ich meine...

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He got it all from you.

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Chris, I'm interested in your thoughts on this. Am I crazy to be okay with Woody Johnson? Because last year, if you remember the criticism, hold on a sec, if you remember that criticism of, hey, we don't have a backup in case Aaron gets hurt. And Aaron got hurt and they didn't have a backup and we mocked them the entire season.

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So this year they went out of their way to get Tyrod Taylor, who was a legitimate backup in the NFL. He has started many games in the NFL. And so Woody, who Jet fans criticized for not taking this thing seriously, not paying attention, not caring the way the fan base cares,

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He recognized that Aaron wasn't playing well, wasn't throwing the ball down the field, and had the audacity as the owner to walk into an office that he owns and say, hey, how about Tyron Taylor instead of Aaron Rodgers? I'm okay with that, Chris. And the fact that Joe Douglas and Salah were protecting a guy that has no business being protected by the Jets is absurd.

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Have we ever considered that? You're right. There's never been a better time to play What If or If the season ended today or any variations of those games because you actually have stuff to do it with. So we'll try out What If with Mike Golik coming up later and a revolutionary new idea for the NFL playoffs, I believe as well. Chris Sims is going to join us as well.

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pft with mike florio every day on peacock the unbuttoned podcast as well football night in america i will get you out of here in just a second chris i'm wondering if you're in charge of the dallas cowboys who is the person you're hiring to run that organization oh i know Das ist ein schwieriger.

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Wie ist es mit den Jets? Wer würdest du da hiren? Weil Belichick diesen Job nicht wollen.

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Chris, the team that's starting to scare me, last one for me, the Chargers, because you have Justin Herbert, who's a great quarterback, but he's simply not turning the ball over. He's got one interception, I think, the entire year.

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If he continues to do that, it doesn't matter how many touchdown passes he throws for, that defense is so f***ing good, that if he could just not turn the ball over, that team could go far in the playoffs, man.

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All right, man. We appreciate it. My apologies for being late. PFT with Mike Florio. Books to sell. Wanted to apologize. PFT with Mike Florio. Every day on Peacock. The Unbuttoned Podcast as well. Football Night in America. They have the Rams. They have the Eagles. They have the NFL Coach of the Year, Nick Sirianni. Chris Sims. Guys, big week coming up next week.

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We get the Thanksgiving Day Sims football game preview. This is very exciting. Lock it in, lock it in.

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Can you imagine, Phil, if he tells Chris to go on a 10-yard in route and Chris goes out? Oh my God!

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Seriously, seriously.

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Alright, we'll get the full preview next week. We might have to have Big F***er on just to preview the game. That'd be good. Actually, I'll reach out and see if we can get him on there. Oh, that'd be so much fun. Alright, check him out. PFT with Mike Florio. The Unbuttoned Podcast as well. Football Night in America.

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Again, they have the Rams coming up against Nick Sirianni and the Philadelphia Eagles this Sunday night. It's a pretty good game. Both teams still in contention. The Eagles, one of the better teams in the NFL. We appreciate it, buddy. Looking forward to next week.

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Alright. A lot of bye weeks this week, just so you know, Billy. A lot of bye weeks. Are you guys ready to try these two games out on Mike Golik? I maintain that he's going to hate him. Are you guys still want to keep going forward with this? Wir haben keine Wahl. Mike Golik. Wir müssen. Mike Golik kommt nachher.

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So people, so you understand, what Billy just did is he asked for Mike Golick's birthday. Und dann hat er gesagt, dass er es schreiben wird. Und Mikey A und ich sagen, dass Billy das gleiche Sache last Jahr gemacht hat. Er hat ihm sein Geburtstag gefragt, hat es auf einem Stück Papier geschrieben. Golik, was hat Billy für dein Geburtstag letztes Jahr bekommen?

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I think one of the things we need to figure out is where Mike would like this day to be, because there are several places that would like to host a Mike Golick Day. It could be Cleveland. It could be Notre Dame. It could be Philadelphia. It could be Bristol, Connecticut. I mean, so Mike, let's start there. Like the location of this event. Where would you like it?

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My Golic Day in Notre Dame would be... You get a key to the city. You get some good food. You get beers. Everyone is celebrating the Golic name the entire day. You're not in on this? I mean...

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Well, I don't celebrate Christmas. I celebrate Hanukkah. Therefore Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Ja, aber ihr habt zwölf Tage, ich habe acht verrückte Nachts. Es ist einfach nicht fair. Weihnachten dominiert Honika Weihnachten. Es ist wirklich so.

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Ja, Schafti.

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Wow. Sorry. It deserved it. Like, I met the moment. It did. You're talking about Schefter. You're talking about him having sex. I followed it up with an Adam Schefter. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. You did. It's fair. Mike EA is shaking his head. Oh, really, Mike EA? That's the one? I crossed the line for you, huh, Mike EA? That's the line. That's the line. Adam Schefter.

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That's my line. Schefter. Oh, God. Mike, we have not won but two games that I think are going to... Well, no. Mike... Mike, gib uns ein bisschen Kredit hier, du hast uns noch nicht gehört, okay? Mikey A. hat einige Szenarien, ein kleines Spiel, das wir das What-If nennen. Also der College Football Playoff wurde veröffentlicht.

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Und jetzt, mehr als immer, Mike, kannst du die Spiele spielen, was, wenn oder ob die Saison heute endet. Und so werden wir das mit dir spielen. Und dann haben Billy und ich darüber gesprochen, alles mit der NFL-Postseason zu verändern. Aber zuerst alles, alles, Mike.

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Ja, ja.

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Wir werden sehen. Wir werden sehen, Mike. Du möchtest unsere Ideen mögen. Du weißt ja, du weißt es nie. Gib mir einen Schuss. I want to start with what if though. So if we could start there, Mikey, he has a series of questions. Mike, before we get to what if, what were your overall thoughts here on the College Football Committee's rankings of the teams for the playoff?

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Ja, das ist verrückt. Die SCC, aber ich fühle mich, dass sie es verdienen, so viele Teams zu haben. Jeder macht einen großen Deal über die SCC, ESPN, SCC, College Football Committee. Ich will die besten Match-Ups und ich fühle mich, dass die besten Teams in der SCC sind. Bin ich falsch, Mike?

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I mean, I'm not sure. Didn't Boise State go to Oregon and lose by three points? And Oregon is the committee's number one team in the country. So I'm not even certain how to do this correctly, to be honest with you. I know. I know. Yes, it's crazy. Mikey, you have some what-if scenarios here for Mr. Mike Golick.

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Ken Russell is what the Miami Herald is calling the first prominent candidate to formally enter the 2025 City of Miami mayoral race. Also, there's a first time for everything. He's here with us live in studio. I'm shocked. Also a last time for everything, Roy.

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Thank you for bringing me back to that traumatic moment. called for a 15-minute break that turned into a 50-5-0-minute break, during which the Miami Herald captured a now kind of infamous image of you sitting at your chair on the dais and the mayor giving you this, like, WTF, bro? How can I help?

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You know, like, kind of moment where he's shrugging his shoulders, standing over you, and you're looking up at him and going, God, those eyebrows, they're on fleek. Or I don't mean to put... you know, thoughts or inner monologue in your head. But so sometime in that 50 minutes, you know, you come out after that break and you acquiesce, you wave the white flag, you bend over for Beckham.

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And that's kind of the end of it.

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And did you tell him, Mr. Mayor, you're brilliant. You were super smart. Well, let me ask you about that. Did you have any contact with the Inter-Miami MLS group outside of a public meeting? Any of the Moss brothers, partners or lobbyists?

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To be fair, he might very well be the first of the prominent mayoral candidates to join us on this program. But he was the commissioner of District 2, which we are in right now, presently. District 2 generates over 70% of the revenue for the entire city of Miami, which is then, of course, spread out to all of the other four districts. Bravo! That's socialism, Roy. That's what that is.

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The anvil that broke the camel's back. But there was this secret meeting. I call it a secret meeting because none of us knew about it at the time. So it was a secret meeting.

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To be to be clear, by the way, this is this required. There's five commissioners voting commissioners on the days. This needed a supermajority because of the size and scope of this project. No, because of the no-bid. Yeah, and the charter issue, this required four out of five commissioners. So you were the last stop, ostensibly, because you were the swing vote.

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So what you're saying is the sunshine violation there came when, effectively, the mayor was negotiating— between you and DLP, and kind of, or on behalf of?

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And then what happened was is that the city attorney, Tricky Vicky Mendez, memorialized what was supposed to have memorialized in writing what was said in the meeting and what is reflected in the commission minutes.

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Like the next day, though, like this wasn't even a matter of what they on what they're undoing now. Years later, they undid what you claim to have accomplished within 24, 48 hours or so now.

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Nonetheless, this has often been the most significant, obviously powerful, obviously wealthiest district. It consists of Coconut Grove, of Brickell, of downtown. I think parts of Edgewater. It's been redistricted, but it's basically up the coast, which is where the money is. And Ken Russell and I, like a lot of elected officials in this town have had a longstanding adversarial relationship.

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You were the swing vote on a deal that you now admit is a giant boondoggle and you follow up two and a half years later with a strongly worded letter that went nowhere. It was dismissed as fast as you filed it.

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So if you were so ineffective, though, at this as a city commissioner representing a single district, what is it? you think you can accomplish as a mayor.

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Your first act as commissioner in 2016 was to try to get tricky Vicky Mendez, the city attorney, terminated. You didn't have the votes. You couldn't whip the votes. But you knew what you were getting into with her. Yes. So you knew you couldn't trust her. And so here we are, flash forward seven years later, basically. Right.

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And you're entrusting her and the mayor who you knew was working as a lobbyist and whose law firm, in fact, represents MLS and has every conflict of interest under the under the in the sunshine, outside of the sunshine. And you thought you could trust.

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Otherwise, we do nothing. Isn't this quintessential, like, I can't believe the leopards ate my face? Like... They didn't go rogue. They they did. Francis went Francis. Vicky went Vicky. They did exactly what you should have expected them to do. So that's my question is, is how this is so blatant.

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You showed up at the commission meeting last month, made a very good point, which was they raised taxes by $10 million. Yes.

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Yeah, Roy is doing sign language. Is that a diplomatic way of putting it? And I'll say this, that we don't hang out a lot. But since going back to 2018, two out of the last three times we had met publicly publicly kind of one-on-one-ish or like getting together, ended in shouting matches. There was alcohol in between. As I recall. I yell sober, too.

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That was a bit theatrical. Francis Suarez's term limited in eight months. Nobody's going to mount him. He shouldn't be there for 10 more minutes. Well, you don't have to convince me to sign that petition. But as Joe will tell you, I don't even live in the city. But you are correct in that that was a bait and switch. That is more welfare for a billionaire, which is what I told you many years ago.

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That's all this was to begin with. But you had not announced that you were running at that point, though.

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We could talk about that in just a moment, the record and the frustrations that people have with the city. And you have a track record at the city that people have frustrations with. But I want to first...

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Oh, no. You like this better now? Oh, it's much better than what it was. It's a little Kim Jong-un, if you ask me. This pompadour. They keep zooming in on it. What David Sampson is talking about is what has become known as the Marlins curse.

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But I get very passionate and worked up about issues. And I think the origin of my beef with you would have to be the Mel Reese, Inter-Miami, Beckham boondoggle, where you were the swing vote, the deciding vote,

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I'm sorry. You were just, was my hair too loud in that clip?

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Thank you.

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So, the Marlins curse, which goes that all of the elected officials at both Miami-Dade County and the city of Miami who voted in favor of the Marlins Park boondoggle, then the worst sports welfare deal in history until you guys managed to outdo it, and incidentally has been outdone all over the country, Vegas, Buffalo, etc. None of those elected officials were ever elected to any higher office.

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Buffalo doesn't have a roof, by the way. Some of them were... So stupid. So stupid. And Marlins Park has a roof. They never know when to put it on or take it off. But none of them who voted in favor of it were ever elected to higher office. Some of them were, in fact, reelected to their present office at the time, but never elected to higher office. And the people who voted against it

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at the city. Tomas Regalado parlayed that into the mayorship in the city of Miami. Carlos Jimenez, who was then a county commissioner, voted against it, parlayed that into becoming not only the mayor of Miami-Dade County, which is a significant position, like the CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation with 40,000 employees, but now, of course, he's a sitting congressman from Miami.

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So, I told you in 2018 about the Marlins curse and said, I've no doubt there will be a Mel Reese curse. It has certainly affected the mayor of

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The city of Miami, as you've witnessed in his various pathetic attempts to achieve higher office, you not once but twice basically left your position, including less than one year after you were first elected to your very first local public position to pretend to run for Congress or unsuccessfully run for Congress. Pretend? I mean, the first time was make-believe.

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And the second time, I think, was a Republican scheme to sweet-talk you into the Mel Rhys deal, help support your primary effort to really divide and conquer the Democrats in that race. That's a whole other very sophisticated kind of operation. No, you need a tinfoil hat for that one. That's a church.

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Did he forget to foul, just like Uncle Luke did? No, he didn't forget the delivery because you have to resign to run. So you made the decision not to file so that he didn't have to resign to run. And your constituents were furious about that. You know, as I said, I don't even live in the city.

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And so I reached out to, you know, some of your former constituents to to see what some of their questions and concerns are. This would be a real trip down memory lane.

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both in 2018 to put the item on the ballot for referendum, and then again in 2022 to give a 99-year no-bid lease on the city's largest contiguous piece of property, its largest, what was then a green space, then the only public golf course in the city of Miami. And... What was the basically the largest real estate deal in the history of the city?

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No, it was it was it was a lot of constituents. And I'm not I'm certainly not going to bring up all of the issues or ask you all the questions. But I did want to say sort of what makes you think you can overcome the Marlins Mel Reese curse here and get elected to mayor when really, truth be told, had you voted against it? I would have said, holy shit, he's going to be the next mayor of Miami.

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I have no idea. And Manolo Reyes, by the way, who did vote against it, was going to ride that. I mean, you know, he's not well and so may not wind up running for mayor this year. But like he very well could have been the next mayor of Miami.

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Because his district got money that they deliberately punished him because he was voting against Mel Reese. They were like, f*** you. Your district, your taxpayers who are helping to pay for all this aren't going to get any of this money. He at least had something to gain. Gabella made a very bad vote.

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If I have anything to do with it. They're slapping this thing up like I don't even know. I don't even know what the permitting process is like over there. I'm certain they don't have to go through the same rigmarole that some poor bastard has to go through when they want to build a fence at their house that takes three years. These guys are smacking this thing up like it's a Lego set. And...

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There's no reason to believe that the county and the city, I mean, you have a sports welfare queen in Daniela Levine Cava at the county that can't give away taxpayer money fast enough and cut county services in order to give this welfare to billionaires. And you think they're going to do the right thing?

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The only thing I care less about than soccer is golf. I did not have a dog in the fight. This to me, that to me is just a total like. Well, that was one of the big arguments of why I shouldn't. vote for this because we love a golf course.

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The voters didn't approve the deal. They approved a 70 word, whatever the limitations of the referendum language was vote on. And then the lease came and nobody even read the lease. It's hundreds of pages long. It was constantly in flux. And the people who were drafting it, you didn't even trust.

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And we've kind of come full circle in a way because Mel Reese appears to be in that deal with Jorge Moss and David Beckham and Inter Miami appears to be why you're running in the first place. Is that accurate?

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That I can agree on. But you should also be held accountable for your contribution to the madness. Speaking of which, you were there at the city for seven years that were a pretty horrible seven years. Probably one of the most corrupt stretches. This is not necessarily a reflection on you, but you were there while some craziness was happening.

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That includes the international embarrassment that was the Art Acevedo police chief spectacle. which after six months on the job and him calling out three of your colleagues on the dais for participating in corruption and charter violations by interfering in the police department and targeting private businesses such as Ball and Chain for political retribution, you voted to fire him.

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And ball and chain. You were here while that was happening. And the city attorney, Tricky Vicky Mendez, admitted to you effectively in a private meeting. I know that because you testified. I testified against the city and Vicky and Joe Carolla. But where were you at the time you were there?

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Did you go to the state attorney's office, public corruption unit? Did you tell anybody contemporaneously about what was happening inside City Hall and what they were doing to violate the constitutional rights of these business owners?

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When you subpoena, you testify.

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I don't recall you ever making an effort to to introduce charter amendments that might have effectuated any of those things.

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when we come back more with the first prominent candidate to formally enter the 2025 Miami mayoral race.

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And to be fair, he was good enough to risk that to come on. It's been one week, so put me out of my misery. But I, no, but my beef was I thought this was a bad deal. And I always say with these, what they call public-private partnerships, that a contract is only as good as the willingness of the parties to enforce that contract. We can have the same conversation we had back in 2018.

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couple things before we go first which is something that came up when I was talking to some of your former constituents that is the out of control development in this community we need development we need affordable housing we need workforce housing we even need arguably additional luxury housing potentially but what happened during your tenure in the West Grove

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The King of Coconut Grove scandal that has since erupted. The kissing, we're looking right now at what they call the kissing houses that were built between like six and 12 inches apart from each other. Can't get to the backyard. Imagine if, dude, you could reach out of your window and touch a person sitting in the toilet next door. Illegal setback violation.

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Illegal setback violation that the city approved. But all of this happened right under your nose.

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Tear down.

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They rescind motion. This is the frustration I think that a lot of people had, is that they felt that your successor year has gotten more done in 15 months than you got done in seven years. People do feel that way. People do have those frustrations.

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You want to talk about the $20 million settlement at Watson Island? There was some grim shit, dude. I mean, again, I don't think you were wrong about the issue at Watson Island, but you were wrong on the law, and it was extremely costly. I wasn't wrong on the law.

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Why did it wind up in a billion-dollar case that settled for $20 million in taxpayer money?

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Yes, it was. You are a vile little man. The person who you wound up trusting to paper and memorialize. This is, I mean, okay.

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And then they lie. But that is not a measure of success.

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But the truth is, is that everything I told you then was true then, it is true now, but you seem to be coming around to the fact that the deal that you were the deciding vote on, your argument is it was a boondoggle, but you're the guy that made it happen. So, like, what exactly... Fair enough. And how has that influenced your inspiration to return to...

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But you understand that politics is more than just voting conscience. Politics is... I'm not understanding, but we'll talk about the state of the race, but politics is about...

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addition not subtract subtraction it is about ensuring that you can whip the votes and what you pass sticks there is a follow it's not just enough to connect with the ball you have to you have to follow through sports reference let me ask you about that so hang i know i i know i have a i know thank you thank you right i know i knew i had a uh i knew i had a cart that's not it but yeah um

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State of the race. You are, as the Herald said, the first prominent candidate in the race. Spoiler alert, Joe Carollo is running for mayor. He's got over $2 million.

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Otherwise, he doesn't have anyone to pay. Eileen Higgins, the word on the CAE, is the county commissioner is going to enter the race. La Gringa, as she was known, 40% of her county commission district is in the city of Miami. We have the possibility of Emilio Gonzalez, the former city manager, entering the race.

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The possibility of Manolo entering the race, but it seems unlikely due to his health this year. Alex Diaz-Laporte. Alex Diaz-Laporte. The Vendetta Tour. Well, he was exonerated, man. He was exonerated. He was innocent, man. Not guilty. So all charges dropped. The man is a civil rights icon. Martyr, what does this race look like for you? What is your path to victory here?

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Did you vote in that election?

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No, for being the president of the Spanish. I ask because I understand the first time you ever voted in any election was when your name was on the ballot. Untrue. Is that not true?

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Diaz de la Portilla, Diaz de la Lart, Jimenez, Suarez, Carollo, Hijo de Puta.

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a solid accent that was definitely high school spanish club president but i didn't they uh a quality accent there two years of spanish i was i was very impressed i've got to work on my cuban accent let me let me ask you this um your campaign slogan break the wheel i'm not going to stop the wheel i'm going to break the wheel Says right there, is Miami ready to break the wheel?

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Ken Russell, what is it?

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Yeah, but Ken, that's a quote from a Game of Thrones character who is a genocidal maniac that literally goes insane and burns down a city with everyone in it.

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And now it's time for top five mean tweets that I wrote about Ken Russell as read by Ken Russell.

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Oh, God, I miss Al. He would have loved all of this. I mean, just everything that has happened in the last couple of years. This would have just been his Super Bowl, man. I mean, we'll do a show about Al Crespo sometime. He's looking at us from somewhere. He's looking up on us right now with a big old warm smile on his face. Number four.

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Which part? The cuck part? All of it. All of it? The mariachi bands? All right. Number three is actually a thread. So it's a three-parter.

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Let me say this. This is the one tweak that we're doing to the Jimmy Kimmel bit is that the person who wrote The mean tweets that the person is reading about themselves is in the same room sitting here. And I will say I'm not particularly proud of it. I'm I have to own this in a weird way that I didn't I didn't know that you were angry via a little. I didn't know.

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I didn't know how I would would would feel about all this. But now I'm thinking I cannot sanction your like my own my own buffoonery. Here is number three, part three. Part three is actually a tweet from Ken Russell. I'd forgotten this. Yeah, because I retweeted it or quote tweeted it with end of thread.

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Which I will say was an incredible bit of sportsmanship. Both the fact that he acknowledged the point, but also that you had blurred the logo, which I thought was kind of, was obviously unnecessary, but funny. And now, numero dos.

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Now, there's a backhanded compliment, at least.

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It's called narcissism. God, I miss him. I do, too.

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So two things I want to say about this. The first thing is that you had said a moment earlier, you referenced the narcissism. And this is something you've actually talked about when running for office. First of all, I thought this would illustrate what a good sport you are for coming here. But I think this is an interesting point that people don't understand.

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And I said this to you early on when we were on better terms in your first term as city commissioner, that you don't change the system, the system changes you. And I've seen so many people...

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go into these toxic places like city hall or government center and get just like chewed up and spit out and betraying what it is that they they stood for their own ideology, stabbing their constituents in the back and et cetera, et cetera. I I obviously have a very different, more evolved perspective now on your experience and your tenure.

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But also, like Jimmy Carter, he was famously a better post-president, and you've been a better post-commissioner, I would say, because I think you've been honest about the experience and honest about your perspective on that experience.

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When you're surrounded by people who are always saying yes, who are always telling you how smart and handsome and funny and clever you are, that doesn't seem to me like a healthy environment. And that's where our politicians seem to live. They live in another world from where we live.

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His name's on the park. You should listen to him.

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Ken for Florida, but also for Miami and Miami again.

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There's only one man in this studio that has my endorsement. Roy! Thank you. Cocaine's.

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In contravention with the city charter, which requires an RFP, competitive bidding process, which is what went to referendum. Right.

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Right, but do you hear how ludicrous that sounds and how you had to take the word of people like Francis Suarez and Joe Carollo and Alex Diaz-Laportilla and Tricky Vicky Mendez and the city manager Art Noriega. The idea that there were any good faith people who were on... When I say your side of the table, I mean the taxpayer side of the table, the public side of the table.

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When they were clearly all in the bag, the mayor was effectively an unregistered lobbyist. It was clear at the time. He was in Jorge Mas' pocket. He was his mouthpiece, both publicly and behind the scenes, lobbying. I'm comfortable with saying lobbying the city manager, the city attorney, all of the commissioners. Absolutely. And there was nobody representing.

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Us, when you watched Jorge Mas go to the Miami Herald editorial board to make the case for this project, the editorial board was on one side of the table. And on the opposite side of the table, do you remember who was sitting there? Jorge Mas and shoulder to shoulder, touching, was Francis Suarez. With a legal pad scribbling there like, but who was he?

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He was literally on Jorge Mas' side of the table. I remember us sitting at Gramps, still the best bar in Wynwood, Gramps on 24th Street. In 2018, October, it might have been October 5th, I might even remember the date, and us yelling at each other. It was a whiskey summit, to be fair. Oh, my kind of summit. I'm a tequila summit guy these days. I've seen you on both. It's the same.

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It's the same me. You had said to me, Bill, do you think I'm corrupt? Do you think I'm corrupt? And I said to you, I said, there's a line in the movie Casino when De Niro says to Joe Bob Briggs after those people hit like multiple jackpots on the slot machines and he didn't pull the machine. He said, either you're in on it

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or you're too stupid to know that the fix was in, and either way, you're out of here. So I just thought that with all due respect, a yo-yo salesman negotiating the biggest real estate deal in the history of Miami, you were either in on it or you were out of your depth. And to be perfectly candid with you, I didn't believe you were in on it. So I did not believe you were corrupt.

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I believed you were out of your depth.

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But it never happens. There was no evidence to believe that anyone was going to act in good faith. There was no track record to indicate that the taxpayers ever get Anything but the short end of the stick in these deals. You might remember David Sampson and I. This is a bit of a spoiler. Everybody listening to the show will recognize his voice.

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But people at the time that we released this back in 2022 didn't recognize his voice. Miami, you are about to get f***ed.

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At the end there, there is a phone number on the screen to call City Hall. Of course, as you may recall, that was your direct line in the District 2 office of City Hall because you were the swing vote. What did you think I was up to? I'm curious. Am I just like – I'm just the guy who's against everything. I wanted to kill the – like did you think I was trying to steer you wrong?

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Did you think I was – being paid, that I was doing something self-serving here, that I was wrongheaded? Was Francis in your ear telling you, bro, don't listen to that guy, bro.

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But I was. You squandered your leverage, you didn't.

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I was not trying to destroy this deal. I was trying, like death and taxes, sports welfare is inevitable. I was trying to get a better deal for the taxpayers. By the way, I don't think it's unfair for you to say that you were trying to do the same. The problem was and what I said to you is how do you enforce that?

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How can you what you you can't actually guarantee that you can't actually paper it in such a way? Because later on, some other I said this to you in some other elected some some other commission, some other city manager, some other city attorney. You guys will all be long gone by the time they're totally us with this deal. It'll be well past anything you could even do about it.

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let alone what you thought you could do about it in the moment. I want to show this clip from that meeting. What, for a fleeting moment there, was a pretty exciting moment for those of us who thought we had somebody representing us on that dais in this boondock.

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All right. We could put the Bengals there. I was flirting with the Bengals not even making the bracket, but that's fine. The Bengals a four seed. That's fine.

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Texans. Do we see the Texans in here anywhere?

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Off the board, okay.

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No, sure. Why not? No, I love that.

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Okay. And then we have two slots left. You don't want anyone in the AFC South, you have said.

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Okay. I like the Patriots in just to, just because of the unknown. So then do we leave out the Broncos or do we leave out the, uh, the Steelers Steelers Steelers Broncos are in at six and then at seven, we will put in the Patriots. Now we're going to hop over the NFC real quick before brackets. Bonanza's really gets interesting. Okay. So at the one seat in the NFC, who are we liking?

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Eagles, two seed.

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Can I sneak a commanders in there? I was going to say, I like the commanders.

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I like it. I like it. Okay, we're going to sneak the commanders in at the two seed. The Lions, how far will the Lions fall?

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We also have a game called Will It Pass, which could be about anything, and a new round of More Mikely. So fun show today.

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Okay, I like that. Wow. Okay, Lions at seven. Packers, step up this season?

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Really? Okay, where do you have the Bears? At three?

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You want to put the... Okay. Why don't we put the Bears at five?

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I plugged in the Bucks at three, the Bears at five, so we need a four and a six. We still have the Rams. We still have the Vikings. Sam Darnold, is he going to be the answer in Seattle? Michael Penick's going to lead the Falcons all season? Cowboys?

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Yeah, 49ers are out of it. Sorry, 49ers fans. So we have two slots left, the four and the six. What are we thinking?

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i want to start things off though as we do every week with our favorite game called here's a headline so for those of you who are new to the program this is how here's a headline works i will say here's a headline and then i will give you a headline and then i will discuss and mike yay will discuss and mike fuentes will discuss and stu gatz when he joins us he will discuss

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We have them at six already, so we need a four. Vikings. Vikings. Okay. All right. I like how we go from the Vikings won't make the playoffs to their four seed. That's fine.

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I'm just saying. So now that we have our teams and our brackets seeded, it's time to play Bracket Bonanza. all right so we're gonna head to the afc and we're gonna have the five and the four matchup the chargers against the bangles who do we like chargers really wow okay i was leaning bangles there alessa fuentes you're the deciding vote yeah um

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All right, we then have the Broncos and the Ravens. Number six and number three seed, the Broncos and the Ravens. I love bracket Bonanza.

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Okay. Then we have the number seven Patriots against the number two Chiefs. Chiefs. Chiefs it is. Okay, fine. We'll move on with the Chiefs very quickly.

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Yeah, I'm not a Drake May guy. Heading over to the other side, we have the NFC. We have the five-seed Bears against the four-seed Vikings.

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Bears, okay. Fuentes? I don't know. Two quarterbacks I can't trust.

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I'm putting down the Bears because Bear downed Billy, so that's two out of three. So we're going to just keep it moving. Rams and Bucks. Fuentes is a noted L.A.

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I don't like being the deciding vote. I'm going to put the Rams. I like the Bucks better.

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Baker again. I like the Bucks better, but I feel like Baker is always capable of having a Baker game, and that might be the game.

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Yeah, exactly right. And then we have the number seven Lions against the number two Commanders in a big revenge game.

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Give me the commanders. Wow.

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Mikey A will say, here's a headline, and then he will give a headline, and then we will go around and around until we've filled out enough time for the first segment to be over. And that's how here's a headline works.

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This might be the end of the road for the Lions if you're basing it on the results of Bracket Bonanza. Okay, headed back to the AFC. We now have the teams that had buys in play. So the number one seed Bills are going to take on the number five seed Chargers.

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Wow. Fuentes?

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Sorry, Mikey. I went Bills on that.

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Oh, I was going to go Broncos. Okay. Number two Chiefs. No. We're going to have the one seat against the two seats.

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That is very good reasoning by you. Okay. We have the number one Eagles against the number five Bears over the NFC. Brackets Bonanza is so fun.

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Okay.

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Ben Johnson.

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All right.

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The number six Rams against the number two Commanders.

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Here's a headline. Ready? I didn't ask you already. Ready?

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Fuentes? Rams. Oh, God. All right. I'm going to go Commanders. Fair. This is great. Okay. Then we head to the AFC Championship game of Brackets Bonanza. We have the number one Bills against the number two Chiefs.

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Okay. Fuentes? Yeah, it's Chiefs. Oh, I was going to go Bills. All right, so the Chiefs are back in it again. And then we have the five-seeded Bears against the two-seeded Commanders.

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I am ready. Here's a headline. The Vikings have said, you know what? I think we're going to see this through with J.J. McCarthy, at least through spring practice, and then we'll reassess the quarterback situation and decide whether or not we need to make a move and whether or not we're interested in Aaron Rodgers, which is an interesting decision.

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Oh, I don't like that.

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What are you guys doing to me?

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I'm going to go Commanders.

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I think the Bears might be a year away from being a year away, maybe. Or they're just a year away. I don't know. Whatever that saying is. So we have a battle of two seeds here in the championship for Brackets Bonanza. The number two seeded Chiefs against the number two seeded Commanders. Who do we like? It'd be the Chiefs. Okay. Fuentes?

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All right. Well, regardless. So congratulations to the Chiefs. I mean, they didn't three-peat. They're not necessarily going to the Super Bowl next year. But that was God bless football's brackets bonanza. And our winner, the Kansas City Chiefs. Nice. We'll be back.

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Mikey Fuentes, it dawned on me in the break, and I don't know how the fans felt about Bracket Bonanza, but if you liked God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza, reach out to us on social media. Also, by the way, I will say this. God Bless Football has its own feed for podcasts and such. And if you're used to getting us on the Levitard Show feed, I would...

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suggest following the god bless football feed uh just because you can get stuff the show there and then maybe you know additional stuff there in the near future just if you can and you uh you like what we do please follow the god bless football feed moving forward so aside from that it dawned on me that

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March Madness is not going to be over this week, so maybe if Brackets Bonanza was well-received, we can play a new edition of Brackets Bonanza next week and see how that goes. You know what?

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Let's not tip our hand on Brackets Bonanza next week. If we get to Brackets Bonanza next week, we'll get to Brackets Bonanza next week. Don't ruin any potential surprises next week.

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I got you. Also, follow the Godless Football feed. So, here's a new game, and it is presented by Smirnoff. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Thank you to Smirnoff, by the way. They've been great partners. Fantastic. So, if... If you want to listen to us and you love Smear, now follow our Godless Football feed.

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We're also going to be doing a draft watch-along for the first round in Nashville. So if you want to go check us out there, we're going to be doing that live in Nashville, I think. Live in Nashville.

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I didn't say because I wasn't 100% sure. I was going to say details to come on exactly where we're going to be. But we will be...

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in nashville for the draft on thursday night so if you're in the area if you want to say hi to us uh you know go by and say hi to us in nashville for the first run of the draft and and hopefully the titans keep that pick because if not we're in nashville regardless and uh we're just gonna be enjoying the draft from a bar there are worse places to be there are worse places to be you know like

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Come hang out with us in Nashville. Hopefully they have the number one pick, and that makes sense. If not, we're just going to be hanging out in Nashville, and whenever the Titans pick, we'll celebrate or we won't or whatever.

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I'm trying to figure that out, right? The last couple times that we've done these things, they've been very in-and-out trips for me. So when we went to Kansas City for opening night, I was in Kansas City from check-in to check-out of the hotel. it was less than 24 hours. Chicago was the same thing. I was in and out of Chicago for our watch-along in Chicago.

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And it now kind of puts everybody in a predicament because Aaron Rodgers has said that his preference is to go to Minnesota and that if he didn't go there, he might retire or he might go to Pittsburgh or he might go to New York. And we're trying to figure that out. But in the meantime, the Steelers have just been waiting to see what it is that Aaron Rodgers does.

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Arizona, I turned into a family trip, so I was there a couple extra days. Nashville... I'll be honest with you. I had conversations with my wife. I was like, do you have any interest in going to Nashville, taking the girls to see Nashville?

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See if anyone wanted to make a little family trip out of it. I haven't gotten a bite yet, so I'm thinking maybe we're going to be hanging out. We're going to be maybe hanging out. Sorry about that. I think maybe we're going to be hanging out a little bit, Mikey, in Nashville. Maybe get in there, you know, mid-Wednesday or so. Paint the town tight and blue on Wednesday night.

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Oh, yeah. We can go take a picture with those wings that exist. We can wear some cowboy hats or whatever. Maybe some boots. Just kind of go to the honky-tonks. Are there honky-tonks yet, right, in Nashville?

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Go to some honky tonks and just kind of enjoy Nashville. Fuentes, you're welcome to attend all these honky tonks and all these parties with us.

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There you go. All right. Maybe I do that and I wear it to the draft party the next day and maybe get the old expense.

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See exactly what we're going to do there. Anyways, here's a new game. It's called Will It Pass? Mikey, there have been a lot of rules proposals this week, not to spoil the segment. Best time of the year. You've been collecting it. And the way that this segment is going to work is you are going to be presenting things and then ask us, will it pass?

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Ah, great question. This segment is presented by Spearnoff. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

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I think it will not pass. We've been hearing about them banning the tush push for years now. No one seems to enjoy it, but it feels like one of those things that's just not going to pass.

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This feels also like one of those things that politicians are out front, like, we are going to get rid of the tush-push and this and that. And then you're like, but you voted to keep it.

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The Giants have been waiting to see what it is that Aaron Rodgers does. The Giants might trade up to get the number one pick in the draft and draft Cam Ward. So they don't know what they're going to do at the quarterback position.

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Okay, so it will not pass, Mikey. Mikey, the next one?

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God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes.

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Billy Gale, will it pass? We just played Brackets Bonanza, and in Brackets Bonanza, we don't worry about the seedings. We have the initial seedings, and then it's just Brackets style. They don't want to have automatic three seeds for teams that win their division if they're bad. Will it pass? I think this year it will not pass. I'm going to go no. This year? This year it will not pass.

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This feels like one of those that is kind of floated out there. We'll see how it's received. It's not going to pass. Then it's going to take a couple years, pick up steam, and then maybe eventually it passes. But I think this year it will not pass.

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And right now it seems like the Vikings are calling all the shots and they've decided we're going to kind of put everyone on hold right now while we figure out whether or not we like J.J. McCarthy, who was our first round draft pick last season.

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I hope it doesn't pass, honestly. I like the sudden death aspect of the playoffs in football during the regular season. I do like the whole situation where if it's a field goal, you have a chance at the touchdown. But I like the urgency. I like not necessarily saying, you know what, we're going to get the ball anyways. It doesn't really matter. Let's take our time. Let's draw this out.

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I want it to feel like it can end at any minute. So I hope it doesn't pass, even though that's not the question.

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and uh then got injured and we didn't know what to do with him so we signed sam darnold which he had already been signed but he was a backup he became the starter they lost him to the seahawks so if you've been living under a rock now you kind of know what's been going on football in minnesota for the past uh year or so so headline we're kind of just going to play the waiting game now with minnesota and see what they got to do and aaron rogers needs to maybe make a decision or maybe not

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The legal tampering is such a crock. It's so ridiculous anyways. I feel like the way this should be asked is, are we just going to move up the window where you can speak to the players directly? I'm going to say, yes, it's going to pass. And if it doesn't, it's just a charade anyways. Just...

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There's no way any of these players are signing at the times that they're signing, being contacted for the first time. I don't know why we're even pretending. That's still how it works. But I'm going to say yes, that passes.

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Presented by Smirnoff. Presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Coming up next, it's the return of a fan favorite, more Mike Lee. God Bless Football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. It's been a fun show so far. How would we rank our games that we've played?

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I'll ask you, Mikey, and then I'll ask you, Fuentes. We've done so far, Will It Pass? We've done, here's a headline, and we've done Brackets Bonanza. So if you were to rank the three in order of like to least like, which would you say?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I think the thing about Here's a Headline is we're going to have to do it every week because we have to talk about the headlines and we could just tell you the headlines or we could just play Here's a Headline.

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So I'm going to I'm going to I'm just going to stay with those rankings and not even ask Fuentes what his rankings are, just because I feel like what's the point of asking him the rankings? We're just wasting time at that point. Respectfully to Fuentes. Fuentes, you're not offended by that, are you?

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You know what? Yes. In the bracket. Yes. You know what?

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I'm making a note of this, and I think that maybe next week we will come back with a new brackets bonanza in which the AFC and NFC are seated 1-16. And there will be no buys, and we'll just kind of play it out. I like this. I'm making a note of this. Brackets, Finanza, 1 through 16.

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I think for that one, we're going to have to seed the teams in advance, though. We're not going to be able to seed them 1 through 16.

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Yeah, we can. I think I think we're going to cheat and we're going to start. We're going to keep one through seven the same just for some consistency. And then we'll we'll rank eight through 16 in each conference off air. And then we'll come to you with a brackets bonanza where we do one through 16 and see if it's the same results because it might not be.

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Because remember, no receding once the or re-racking the matchups once it is at the playoff start and no buys. Exactly right. Everybody knows the rules. That's how it works. Yeah, of course. All right. So it is time now for more Mike Lee. Mikey, take it away.

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I'm going to go with the NFL team. I feel like NFL teams appreciate and value much more than NBA teams. NBA teams, there's maybe one or two franchises at the top that are going to be worth a crazy amount of money, where NFL teams are always going to be worth a crazy amount of money. I mean, let's be real. All the teams are going to be worth a crazy amount of money. But to your point...

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If a middle-of-the-road team is going for the same as one of the premier teams in the NBA, NFL team.

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we gotta go to arizona again next year we do my kids it's the strangest thing i don't know if you're like this mikey you never know what's gonna resonate with your kids my kids will not stop mentioning cactus anytime they drive by like cactus cactus and i'm like guys like why were cactuses so much like they left such an impression on you in arizona it's the craziest thing Anyway.

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You're saying tight end wide receiver running back. Hmm. I'm going second. Can I just – I'm going to go running back.

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Hey, thank you, guys. Stugatz is on assignment. He'll be joining us. Probably never. So we'll talk to him soon. We'll see how that goes exactly. We have an exciting show today. Was my energy better on that one, Mikey?

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I'm going Jenty.

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If we're not counting Travis Hunter as wide receiver, we're just counting him under the famous football athlete category, then I would say Jenty. If we're counting him as a wide receiver, then I would go wide receiver, though.

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The answer should be Cam Ward if they both fail. If he goes number one in the draft and he fails, even if they both fail at the same time, if he's the number one pick, he would be the bigger bust. Shador... is getting so much hate that I believe everyone wants him to fail just to begin with. I believe everyone wants him to fail. And if Shador and Cam both fail, like that's how I'm playing this.

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Not if one fails or the other fails. If they both fail, Cam Ward should be the bigger bust. However, if they both fail, I think Shador will be considered a bigger bust completely unfairly and people might forget about Cam Ward.

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Mariota was a bigger bust. Like, Jameis is still, I mean, they're both still in the league, but if you had, okay.

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Yeah, and if you could say, you know what, this is who I want. I have a backup position available. They're going to go for the same amount of money. Do I want Jameis or do I want Marcus Mariota? I feel like almost every team would take Jameis Winston.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't even ask him.

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Vrabel.

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I think he's just a wild card is what I'm thinking. Also, Marcus Mariota, NFL bust, who has made $75 million in his career. Sign me up. Yep. Sign me up for that right now.

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God bless football.

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God bless football.

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To your point about Aaron Rodgers, I don't think there's a team he's ever been more committed to than the Jets. Even the end of his relationship with the Jets, he wanted to stay and they didn't want him, which is the weirdest thing ever. Green Bay is like, I don't know about Green Bay anymore. I'm tired of being there. Jets, he loves.

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He really wants to go to Minnesota for some reason, but they don't really want him. Do you even want like if you're the Steelers, I know this is going to sound crazy, but if you're the Steelers or the Giants where you've basically been told like, I don't really want to go there unless I absolutely have to. Like, is that who you want kind of in your locker room?

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Because as it is, there's already all the other stuff that comes with Aaron Rodgers where it's like, is he a distraction to see this? Is he that? And now you have an Aaron who's not necessarily even entirely committed to being there the whole time.

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Yeah. All right. Well, that was that headline. Mikey, do you have a headline?

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I faked it.

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How does this compare, in your opinion, to what the Falcons did last year after signing Kirk Cousins, giving him a big deal, and then drafting Michael Penix right after?

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Well, there's been a lot of mishaps this morning in the Gill household that I was telling Mikey about involving dogs and humans and just vomit and fevers and what have you. But, hey, you don't care about me or my life, so we're here to talk about some football. We have some segments that – what's that, Mikey?

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Yeah. All right. Where do you see Shador going? I know that's not the game that we're playing, but Jackson Dart is flying up the boards. Where is Shador going to go?

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Do we think that Will Levis is going to go on the redemption tour at some point? Like he's not going to be the long term solution in Tennessee, but is he going to have like a Sam Darnold, Gino Smith type year somewhere? Or is a team going to convince themselves that they can do that with Will Levis and give him a shot?

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I feel like we laugh at Jameis Winston a lot. Jameis Winston. So he's only 31. But I see a world in which Jameis Winston, I mean, he's been in the league already 10 years. Jameis Winston can easily be like a 17 year NFL vet, I think. Oh, yeah. Like very easily.

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Yeah. Zach Wilson was introduced this week to the dolphins.

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It was, you know, I think that they were expecting it to be something not the best. Ooh, by the way, also, uh, here's a quick headline. Cause I think Mike Fuentes is going to get to it, but we're running out of time. This segment, here's a headline. The Cincinnati Bengals decided to give all of their money to their two receivers, not learned anything.

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And they're going to have two receivers making $80 billion a year.

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Godless Football is presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. So I have a segment that I want to debut today, and it is called, because it's this time of year, it's a very special time of year. I know that you guys right now are probably knee-deep in brackets and March madness and college basketball. So we appreciate you guys coming and joining us on Godless Football.

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Yeah. Well, you know what? That might come into play next segment. We play a brand new game when we come back called God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza. So it's been a while. It's been a while since I've done that. But it's been a while since we've introduced a new segment on this show. We pretty much just play the same segments every week.

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More Mike Lee, winners and losers during the season, headlines, you know, all the segments that we do. So I'm really excited about this. And I've been waiting to do this specifically for March Sadness just because it's bracket themed. It's called God Bless Football's Brackets Bonanza.

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And I haven't really given you guys a ton of information on how this works just yet, but we're going to play it as a group today. So Mikey, myself, Mike Fuentes, GQ, if he wants to play, is allowed to play as well.

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Yeah, I have a good idea. It's called God Bless Football's Brackets Bonanza. And this is how it works. And I feel like you guys are going to misunderstand how it works originally, and I'm going to have to clear things up, but I'm going to shoot you straight. So this is how God Bless Football's Brackets Bonanza works. So...

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Because, and in honor of March Madness going on presently, I think what we could do here today is we can construct a bracket-style tournament with the AFC teams and the NFC teams. And what we'll do is we're going to seed them one through seven. The one seed will get a buy.

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And then we will have the five face off against the four, the six against the three, the seven against the two, and like that. One side will be the AFC. The other side will be the NFC. And then we're going to kind of go bracket style, have them competing against each other, and then decide an ultimate winner of God bless football's brackets bonanza. Okay? Isn't this just called the playoffs?

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Well, some people would say that, but this is different. There's a very big difference, and this is why it's different, okay? In the playoffs, there's reseeding. In God bless football's brackets bonanza, there is not. Like, not reseeding, but you realign the matchup so that the highest seed always faces the lowest seed, etc. Not how it's going to work today. Not in brackets bonanza.

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The one seed gets a bye, and the one seed, I hate to say it, going to play the winner of a 5-4. the win of the 6-3, playing the 7-2, so on and so forth. So what we're going to have to do here collectively, myself, Mike Yeh, Mike Fuentes, some people would say, is this the season ended today? No, this is God bless football's brackets bonanza.

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So what we're going to have to do first is we're going to have to seed the different conferences. So I would like to suggest, and I don't know if you guys feel as strongly as I do, but I think we should start in the AFC. I want to make a suggestion for the one seed and see if it's okay with you guys, if that's all right.

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Okay. I want to pencil in the Bills at the one seed next season, I think.

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Yeah. Okay. Well, what were you thinking?

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Chiefs were, but we're into next season.

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Do you guys have any issues with me penciling the Bills in as a one seed?

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Okay, so the Bills are going to get the buy in brackets bonanza. Would you like to have any suggestions on seedings or anything of the like? Or you want me to just keep suggesting and if we have any differences of opinions, we'll work on it.

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Well, I was going to go Baltimore two seed, Chiefs three seed, but... you know no that's fine yeah we can do chiefs that's fine that's what we'll do chiefs too you want to do ravens three or do we think maybe the chargers are going to make a run here nope i like the ravens at three ravens at three okay do we uh who do we like at four Do we have faith that the Texans will bounce back?

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I have a game that's called... God bless football's bracket bonanza. Ooh, I love a good bonanza. Yeah, it's a bracket bonanza, and we're going to be playing GBF's inaugural bracket bonanza next segment. So we're not going to get to bracket bonanza this segment. We're going to get to it next segment.

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Are the Chargers going to come up swinging? The Steelers don't have a quarterback right now. I don't know where we're going to put them.

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Well, this isn't if the season ended today.

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Yeah.

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You've been making fun of him. NBA is about to come back, so I'm wondering if we still are on that bandwagon of should he be suspended for being reckless or not, or is it all is forgiven?

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Whoa. This is the most outrageous thing you've said since you thought someone should get suspended for getting sick.

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I thought we were one team here.

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Shockator!

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Maybe.

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I'm excited about the hall of hypotheticals because I'm kind of curious as to how this works, because this is one of those situations where you and Taylor just kind of running wild and doing things. And Mikey, I, uh, I had a long time together with Taylor recently. We went on a road trip to Daytona, and it was just me and Taylor in the car together.

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Maybe. Big maybe on that one. We're working on that situation. I sent some emails today to get some clarification on all of that. I'm staying on top of this.

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So I had four hours of just Taylor time on the way up and about four hours of Taylor time on the way down. And I have, I think...

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figured out taylor and stugatz's relationship and i did so on this drive and i can break it down for you guys if you want yes you guys you can agree or or push back on this if you find anything wrong with what i'm going to say okay so the nature of taylor and stugatz's relationship i've figured out they work well together for a number of reasons but the main reason is is

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Stu Gatz is really good at coming up with names for segments. Usually he just throws Stu in the middle of the name of the segment somewhere at the beginning, the middle, or the end. Somehow his name is thrown into the segment. But that's where that ends. It's just, here's a great name for a segment. We'll figure out the rest after we get the name. The name is very important.

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And then I found out Taylor's good at coming up with segments, but terrible at coming up with names. So it's a perfect marriage because Stugatz can come up with the names and then Taylor can craft the segment or Taylor can craft the segment. And then Stugatz figures out how to make it, you know. the Stegman or something. You know what I mean? Like he'll just throw himself.

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I don't know if he's the steak either. Yeah. I'm not sure.

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Okay. I have good news for you on that front. So you say that we still need imaging. We need that. Good news. We already have a sponsor for the Hall of Hypotheticals. It's Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka brand. Please drink responsibly.

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I mean, they heard, they said, you know what? Winners and losers. That was great, but there's no winners and losers in the off season. What can we do? And we said, you know what? We got you. Boom. Hall of hypotheticals.

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Well, in terms of like the segment, we used to do a segment.

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We're not winning the offseason.

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So, Mikey, I'm curious. I'm curious before we get to Hall of Hypotheticals, your thoughts on the Jets and their offseason thus far. They obviously have announced that Aaron Rodgers will not be part of the organization moving forward. And then put out a thank you, Aaron message.

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Now, I know Stugatz's thoughts on this because he has been kind of like grumbling about it, said thanks for nothing, blah, blah, blah, all of this stuff, while also saying, I wish he was still our quarterback. So where do you stand on this situation? Because he was both outraged that he got a thank you and then and was like, he just done nothing. He doesn't deserve it.

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But I also still want him to be our quarterback.

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Where would you like to be is the question, because I got another option, and then I was kind of like, But why would we be there? That one seems a little random. New York. And I was like, what? Oh, why?

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What do you think if Aaron didn't come to the Jets? What do you think the last two seasons would have been? I mean, because we kind of got it the first season, right, where he immediately gets injured and then you still have Zach Wilson. But like if Aaron didn't come to the Jets, do you think that Zach plays out that first season and they move on from him last year?

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So like you're basically a year behind because of Aaron, because you would have probably made the move on from Zach and brought in someone else this past year.

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I'm trying to see who you would have wound up with.

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Yeah.

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I still can't believe you didn't get Brock Bowers. That seemed like an easy pick for the Jets last year.

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Yeah.

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Would you have taken J.J. or Bowe?

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Instead of Bowe?

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And would you have been happy with JJ McCarthy as your quarterback?

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I don't I don't I don't know the connection. I'm trying to get four and seven. Right. Honestly, this is an off air conversation. But I wouldn't I I wouldn't hate Green Bay. I know that like Nashville sounds fun. Number one pick. But like.

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Let me ask you a question. If the Vikings lose their mind and they say, you know what? We're going to commit to Sam Darnold long term. Let's see what we can get for J.J. McCarthy. Would you be in on trading for J.J. McCarthy right now?

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That's what I'm wondering is – You give up your first-round pick and get a first-rounder from last year this year.

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But I'm just saying. If you trade the number seven pick for him this year, his value has increased three spots over a year when he didn't play.

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I would. I don't think that would get you Michael Penix. I think you guys are going to get Kirk, right?

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You know what you should do?

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No, you don't want Jamis because Jamis. No, you don't. Because Jamis is just good enough to make sure you're picking like 17 next year. You know what I mean? He's good enough to get you like eight and nine. Yeah, I think you inquire about bringing Zach back for a year and get yourself like the number two pick in the draft. You know what I mean? Let's fix this and let's do it with our guy.

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Zach, come on back. We're going to get the number two pick.

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Arch, but that's fine.

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Oh, wow. Maybe you bring in Coop so that he – I mean, we know he can't. It's a Manning. He's like 50 years old. You bring in Cooper Manning so that you can draft his son. Not the worst idea. Sorry, Fuentes, what were you saying? I don't know.

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But also, like, the team looks good enough that you can't draft a good quarterback because he's done just enough. Like, that's the problem with Jameis is that Jameis is, like, a very – average NFL starting quarterback. He's not terrible. He's not a superstar. He's good enough to be your starting quarterback to have you kind of be a wildcard team forever.

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And then he can get hot and he can maybe take you on a run, but also he could throw four interceptions to get you bounced in the first round.

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god bless football is presented by smirnoff we do game days please drink responsibly the smirnoff company new york new york's two guys i'm excited why uh because we're gonna play one of my favorite games that we do in the off season more mikely oh wow yeah i'm a big i'm a big more mikely guy i'm gonna be honest with you how'd you feel about pressure how'd you feel about the hall of hypotheticals billy

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I liked it. I think we could do more. We did kind of an abridged, quick version. We just had one boom, and then we just kind of flew through it. I think we can do more with the Hall of Hypotheticals. I think maybe it also needs a little pizzazz, a little steak sizzle situation, as Mikey A would say. You know what I mean?

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Did you guys see? And Mikey sent this to us before we get to more Mike Lee. Did you guys see that the athletic did a story and it was about NFL players and their houses being broken into? And the person that they interviewed for this piece was one athlete. Robert Goon.

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Rob Gronkowski, assistant during 2018 housebreaking.

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Housemate, they wrote. His name. Yes. And I didn't think that this was a real name. Bobby Goons, I thought, was a nickname, and I thought his name was Bobby something else.

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His name is actually Robert Goon. Robbie Goons.

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Well, there can't be two Robs in that situation, so he becomes Bobby. That became very easy. And this wasn't a thing of, like, Robbie G. Well, they'd both be Robbie G, which would be even more confusing. Imagine Gronk having someone around him with the exact same nickname as him. It would just be way too confusing.

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Which also, if we're going to be honest, is probably still very confusing because all of his brothers are the Gronks. So... We can't have all of the Gronks and then two Robbie G's at the same time. It's just a lot. Plus, his dad's name is Gordy and his brother's name is Gordy. There's just a lot of things going on there to cause confusion.

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So it becomes clear why it is that Robert Goon became Bobby Goons. But also his last name actually being Goon. Surprise of the century. Shocker. Could not believe that that was real.

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But his name is Goons, singular.

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With a smile, though. What a lovely man in person, Fuentes.

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When we would hear the stories of Bobby Goons and the things that he would have to clean up for them, I couldn't read that story seriously with it saying Robert Goon. Bobby Goons was out there talking to the cops in Massachusetts. It made sense. Goons, they're out there running around again. They're doing donuts on people's front lawns. He's like, I got this, officer. Don't worry.

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I'll clean it up. And then they had to re-saw the neighbor's lawns. That's not what a Robert Goon is doing. No. As Fuentes pointed out, he's doing your taxes.

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I could use a tax guy, by the way, if we're going to be honest. If you're a tax person out there, let me know. It's tax season.

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Didn't love my tax person last year.

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Bobby Goons or Robert Goon. Let me not disparage. I was going to say, Bobby Goons or Robert Goon is the name of someone, not him, obviously, who would never do it, but the guy that during COVID they found out, like, oh, if I start a small business, they could send me $40 million and no one will notice.

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Good news. I got you $10 million, and you're like, Bobby, I didn't make anywhere near that. How's that my return? He's like, well, in exchange for that, though, six months out the rest. I take it.

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Well, and, you know, I don't know this is a fact, but I feel like if you're the GM of the Jaguars, you could do that remotely, right?

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I'm not taking the job unless I can.

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All right. Sorry. More Mike Lee.

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By the way, also, Stu Gatz, just a fun announcement for me. I'm going to be doing some college baseball games this weekend. Well, I guess just one college baseball game on ESPN+. So if you're out there and you're interested in watching an FIU college baseball game, I'll be broadcasting on ESPN+. Pause up. My return to ESPN.

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I'm doing color.

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We'll see. I actually scheduled a call with the other broadcaster. I'm like, hey, let's get on a call because I want to kind of give you a heads up of how this is probably going to be going.

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A hundred percent. It's just a call to set up like... Just so you know you're going to hate me, it's coming. I don't want you to be surprised by this hatred. I want you to be mentally prepared for the journey we're going to go on together.

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Bobby Goons is coming to this game and this broadcast. And this is one of at least five that's scheduled presently. Wow. Buckle up.

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And he's like a recent college grad. I think he went to Syracuse Broadcasting. It's like, hate to tell you, Syracuse Broadcasting School, great. They didn't prepare you for what's coming.

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For Billy Goons.

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Yeah, I know his name. His name's Zach.

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All right, maybe. We'll see.

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Poor Zach. And it's my understanding there's also a former player that's going to... It's a three-man booth.

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I'm really going to have some leeway here.

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I don't know. It's not Mike Lowell. I know that.

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All right. You know who was there a couple years ago, Stu Gatz? I went to a game. Joe Girardi. I think his son was on the team, and he was just kind of hanging out at the stadium. Yeah.

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That's not what he was doing. You're disparaging the man. Didn't you almost buy his house just because you saw it was his house?

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When I looked at my house that I live in now, like, in this exact, like, room, when we did, like, the tour, this was, like, I don't know, this must have been an office also, and they had a Brett Favre mini helmet, like, signed, but it was a Vikings mini helmet. I'm like, that's cool. I wonder if they'll just kind of forget that.

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But I obviously didn't think, like, at the height of COVID, let me negotiate in an autographed mini helmet that I saw on the tour because why would anyone think, like, this is something that's going to be a deal breaker or not?

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Exactly. Vikings, too, of all things. I mean, at this point.

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Bad time to be in the Brett Favre collectibles business, I would think.

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But Zach Wilson didn't take the Broncos anywhere. You're right.

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They should have drafted Bo Nix. But Zach also may be coming back next year. Oh, I hate them.

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Well, but they can't trade too far down. The only way that you trade, I think, is if you trade— Dude, I would just trade to like the Giants, like three to one. But even that is an unnecessary trade for the Giants because one of the two quarterbacks will still be there if the Titans even take a quarterback.

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But you're not a Travis Hunter away.

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I'll say the field.

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I don't think it's going to happen, but I'll say the field. All right.

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Oh, wow. Hold on. I have a question. Is it like on a fill-in basis or like this is our starter? Are injuries involved?

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Stugatz, I've been thinking about something that I want to run past you, and I think that maybe you've already thought of this and maybe have already acted on this.

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So a team has picked one of these two to be their starter opening week.

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I hope the Jets get Daniel Jones so badly.

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Listen to me. Listen to me. If Tom Brady, genius football mind, who's now taken the reins in Las Vegas and is calling all the shots, settles on Daniel Jones to be his starting quarterback. One, everyone will be like, he sees something. He must be right. But also... What an idiot. If that's the decision that we make is this team needs Daniel Jones to lead it. I say Jameis Winston.

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What a sad franchise.

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Tony Buscelli, you consider to be a friend, correct? He is a friend. Yes. All right. So Tony Buscelli now has a very powerful position with the Jacksonville Jaguars. So it would seem and I'm not saying that, you know, all this time you've been friends with Tony Buscelli just for the perks. Right.

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But being friends with Tony Buscelli and having him come on twice a year to talk about the Jaguars, usually in a meaningless game. Talk about the Jaguars. Led to you going to Canton, being part of his entourage for the Hall of Fame. And now it has put you in a prime position to have access to someone who's running an NFL team.

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And right now we basically have you with direct access to Tony Buscelli, Joe Shane, Spags is the defensive coordinator that you're friends with, but you're becoming quite friendly with a lot of powerful people in the NFL. Yes. And as of right now, all you've really used it for is getting interviews on the show.

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Now, Jacksonville has a unique situation where they're also looking for a general manager. Yep. So... Have we inquired about that? Because I know that, you know, you've done the media thing a long time. Maybe you, you know. You go the way of Lombardi and you say, you know what? The media thing was fun. It was great talking football. I wrote a book. He wrote a book.

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Now let me just oversee an entire organization like he's going to do in North Carolina with Belichick. Has that thought crossed your mind at all? Have you inquired? Because I feel like this might be a logical next step for you professionally. Right. And like, you know, you talked about this on air.

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Things may be lining up professionally contract wise and stuff like that, where it could be a good time to step away and now just run the Jacksonville Jaguars.

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Because I'm just saying like. One, also, and this may sound crazy. I'd be good at it. How hard is it to run the Jaguars? You know what I mean? I feel like there's only one place to go, and it's up.

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only one way to go but up with the jaguars you know what i mean like yes yes and you have very low right and you have trevor locked in already so for better or worse that'll be your quarterback that you have to build around but yeah it seems like you know it's a new coach even the coach goes in there he messes up the duval so like there's not my guy expectations there like exactly right

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Not your guy. So like if you come in as general manager, you're friendly with Tony, who's like the president of football operations or whatever. Right. So like you have an ally there. You're friendly with Tony Khan, the owner's son. You've met Shad Khan. So you have a decent relationship there. Right. You already have the built in excuse of, you know what? Not my head coach.

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Also, not my quarterback. Right. You have at least four years of.

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Here's the thing is I thought like as the season was coming to an end and as like the Super Bowl is wrapping up, like, you know, it's sad that this is all kind of coming to a close, but also. It's been a long season. I'm kind of looking forward to a little bit of a slower time. And now we're here, and it's the slower time in sports, and I'm kind of like, can we get football back?

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Let me see. I'll see if there's a listing on LinkedIn or something. How does one apply to be general manager? We really should be asking the Jets because they interviewed everyone and anyone for every opening that they had.

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I found Trent Balky's LinkedIn. It has a little thing here that says looking for work.

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I made that part up, but I did find a LinkedIn that says his name. It could be fake.

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I'm seeing if it's been posted somewhere.

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What what would your resume be like? What's your selling point? And then I guess once you get your foot in the door, what is your pitch to run?

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few not a few years this is the best opportunity yeah we have two weeks to work we got a strike right now they need a gm and my friend is running the goddamn organization and the other one owns it so like this is this the stars are aligning on this but we also have a meteor that's going to come and hit the earth in like four years so like really there's no downside to this like i think you might even bring that up with tony be like tony listen

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Let's be real here. I don't know if you're checking the news, but we have this asteroid meteor thing that's coming. Every day we turn on the news, it goes from 1.7% to 2.1% to 2.4%. It's coming. It's going to hit, whether we like it or not. The end is near. We're about three to five years away from it all being over, Tony. What do you got to lose? Roll the dice on a friend of yours.

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I've been here. And then you can even say, and it's not nice, but you can even say, look, Tony, I was there for you when the Dan Levitards of the world didn't want to have you on the show talking about the Jaguars, back when you were just a commentator for the Jaguars. Back when you were forgotten as a nominee for the NFL Hall of Fame, who stood up for you like no one else? Mm-hmm.

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I've done you a number of solids, and it's time for me to kind of cash in the favor that you owe me, and I'm going to be your general manager come hell or high water. And if it goes poorly, again, meteor's coming. No one's going to remember this, so it doesn't matter.

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Because I'm bored. I'm bored without a lot of football going on at the same time. NBA, fine, Four Nations, whatever. NASCAR, I'm a big gearhead, so that is obviously keeping me locked in. But aside from that, P's and C's, baseball is going to start a spring training soon, but let's get to the combine. Let's get to the draft.

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I'm not sure, but I think you make a PowerPoint. And then I think that you need to walk into your interview with like one of those really thick binders. Yeah. That like you open up and it's not like just like that. It's like the one that opens up and it has the second open up thing. Right. That has like the capability of fitting like. Wow.

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400 pages yes and then maybe what you do is and I could be wrong but maybe what you do is you put in something like There's two ways we could go about this.

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Yeah, write my plan on the front binder. Jacksonville Jaguars, my plan or my vision, whatever.

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Right? Yes. And then on the inside, either the first page is a photo of you and Buscelli at the Hall of Fame, if you have one.

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Or or if you go a different route and you don't want to guilt him that way, you just first page when you open it up, it just says, I'm your guy. And then all of the other pages are blank. Right.

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Wow, I didn't even think about that.

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We are being selfless here, just saying how do we get Sugat. It's the GM job, but I'll be honest with you. This Dolphins hoodie can very easily become a Jaguars hoodie if they employ me. I can just take that right off. My allegiance is for sale. You see that tour right there on the wall? That could be Trevor. In a Jacksonville minute, as they say. Let's not get carried away.

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Trevor's not our guy, Billy. Hold on a second. I'm not paying to frame a Mark Brunel jersey, okay? Even I have a line. I'm not paying to frame a signed Mark Brunel jersey. That's simply not going to happen. I don't. If that's the lie, I'll wear the hoodie. We're not doing Brunel.

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I can just, like, if that's the case, if that's what we're doing, I'll just move this slightly out of frame and it'll live over here instead.

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big brunel guy 2026 super bowl champion jacksville jaguars colon the stew gots plan all right hold on a second i am now gonna look up a mark brunel jersey so i can put it right next to my chris sims jersey yes we're on to something here mark brunel brunel is the key i'm telling you right now

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Well, we should get Brunel on, and then you know what you should do is you should get Brunel on and then have him write you a recommendation letter.

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Yeah. Do you have any relationship to Mark Brunel?

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We're going to go with a replica.

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Yeah. This one's clean. This one's $32. He was scrappy. I could dirty it, though. I could go on and take this Brunel jersey into the yard and rub some dirt on it.

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Stugatz, Mikey, Montez. God Bless Football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. So where do we stand on the interview process? Because I feel like we've had good ideas, but also... We have more Mike Lee coming up a little bit later today. And we also, I believe, you teased a new segment moments ago.

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Well, keep following the money. Alexandra Glorioso, Lawrence Mower. Find their extraordinary reporting at MiamiHerald.com and TampaBay.com. Keep up the great work. Thanks so much for being here.

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Over the last like 10 days or so, this story has metastasized into a full-blown story.

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scandal here in the state of Florida and turn the Republican Party against each other into this wild kind of internal battle between what appears to be kind of the Trump Republicans versus really the DeSantis is by themselves, both the governor, Ron DeSantis, and the first lady, Casey DeSantis, who's planning a run for governor in twenty twenty six.

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When I think of the Florida House Health Care Budget Subcommittee, and it's not often, I don't think of fireworks. I don't think of excitement or drama. But that's exactly what's been happening the past couple of weeks in Tallahassee.

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in the state capitol since Miami Herald and Tampa Bay Times reporters Alexandra Glorioso and Lawrence Mower broke the story about this $10 million Medicaid settlement that seems to have been diverted to the charity of Casey DeSantis, the first lady of the state of Florida, wife of Governor Ron DeSantis. And now it is under...

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Serious investigation by this subcommittee and its chair, Republican Florida Representative Alex Andrade, who is joining us now. So glad you're wearing a different tie than in the clips that we just showed. By the way, very rare that we have not just a Republican lawmaker on the show, but any lawmaker on the show.

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The Democrats didn't like me much when I was in the party, certainly less so since I left. Last year. But thanks so much for being here live from a bubble on the Florida House floor. Why this? Why now? I mean, there's been a lot of conversations about the governor's use of public funds, particularly last year, over 15 million dollars.

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It was reported that he was spending directly from state agencies.

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money that that you guys earmarked for very specific uses for taxpayer benefit that he was using to run ads to buy paid advertising against Amendment three, the Florida constitutional amendment for recreational marijuana against Amendment for the Florida constitutional amendment to enshrine abortion rights in the state constitution. It didn't seem to be a big issue to any of you guys at the time.

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So why this? Why now?

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You are an officer of the court. You're an attorney. And so when you use these terms, you talk about I've heard you reference a possible conspiracy to use Medicaid money for campaign activity. You've just said, you know, wire fraud, money laundering. I mean, these are some pretty serious allegations. But and you do so, though, from a point of view of someone who understands what that means.

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What evidence so far, if any, do you have to indicate that those alleged crimes might have occurred here?

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And this Hope Florida Foundation has been like her pet project as the Florida first lady. And it's turning into a possible investigation into money laundering and wire fraud. And I just this is a crazy story. And the Woodward and Bernstein of this story are Miami Herald and Tampa Bay Times reporters who cover this.

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This is what I call the whisper test. Does it pass the whisper test? And what we do with the whisper test is we whisper something to describe something. And we'll say, like, for example, like, let me tell you what I'm going to do, Roy. I'm going to raise some money, millions of dollars, and I'm going to donate it to a charity that helps children in underserved communities.

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Yeah, why are you whispering? Right, why are we whispering? That doesn't sound the least bit suspicious. But now, Roy, let me tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to divert $10 million in a Medicaid settlement into the charity of the first lady of the state of Florida.

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And then I'm going to immediately send out $5 million each donations into these political dark committees that we're going to use for political advertising, one of which is actually run by the then chief of staff of the governor. That sounds like some shady shit. It does not pass the whisper test. It's like, wait a second, no, that sounds like you should be whispering that.

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That sounds mighty shady and mighty suspicious. And mighty illegal. And mighty possibly, allegedly illegal. So what do we even know, representative, about this charity, Hope Florida Foundation? Co-founded, if not outright founded, by Casey DeSantis, Ron DeSantis' wife, a presumptive gubernatorial candidate in 2026 here in the state of Florida. What do they do? How much money have they ever raised?

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Ten million dollars sounds like a lot of money to get in one fell swoop. Two five million dollar grants sounds like a lot of outgoing money from an organization like this. What do they do? What do we know about them? What is their kind of public facing filings and reputation? And what is this all about?

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the state capitol in Tallahassee, Florida, Alexandra Glorioso and Lawrence Mower, who are joining us now. And they broke this story about this, we'll call it questionable. When I say questionable, I mean possibly illegal $10 million donation to Casey DeSantis' foundation. First up, Alexandra, what is it that you guys first found that kind of

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Do you honestly believe that's credible? I mean, this is the problem now. The guy can't even crime right. Guy can't even crime straight. I mean, like you'd hope that the attorney general would be able to cover up his criming a little bit more efficiently. Let me ask you this.

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I'm looking at some of the the donors to this organization from what we do know from like its first year, I think I have here. And it looks like. They're like all state contractors. Is it a conflict of interest for companies who do business with the state like this? Do they feel pressured to donate to a Casey DeSantis pet project?

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You've got companies here like Simply Healthcare, Centene, who was the company that was responsible for that initial $67 million Medicaid settlement, $10 million of which was diverted to this organization. But you've got Medicaid companies who...

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who just got re-procurement, who got multi-billion dollar, multi-year contracts with the state of Florida, who seem to be the only people really donating to this charity to begin with.

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Now, the governor, Ron DeSantis, has been forced into responding to this because your investigation has been ongoing. It has been kind of metastasizing this scandal. I think you're at least your second subcommittee meeting about this. You have another one coming up next week.

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He has been forced to respond in a series of press conferences, including one in your district that he seemed to program or schedule as counter-programming to your most recent subcommittee meeting at like exactly the same time.

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Those clips are from no less than three separate events over the last 10 days or so. And we had to cut those down considerably. The governor had a lot more to say. Oh, that's BS. No, totally, totally BS. So I want to give you an opportunity to respond. Obviously, he's throwing shade, particularly when he goes literally into not your backyard, but your front yard to to talk about this.

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led you to ask this question here about like, what was this money? Where did it come from? Was it legal? What what happened initially?

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The spokesman for now Attorney General James Uthmeyer, Jeremy Redfern tweeted or whatever we call it now, the following. In response to this, not surprised that the leftist media didn't include the comment I gave them last night. Anyway, here's my response to this nonsense. This is an unserious probe being driven by an unserious representative.

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That's you who is carrying the water for the very mega marijuana corporation that spent over 150 million dollars in the effort to allow unrestricted public marijuana use. and lost. I guess he's talking about your connections or alleged connections to Trulieve. How do you respond to Mr. Redfern?

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So what's next from here? I understand that there's an effort now to kind of retroactively clean up this mess. They managed to hire a lawyer that sort of continues this bizarre, incestuous cesspool here of conflicts of interest. So what's next? They hired the PAC's lawyer.

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And can you subpoena these folks to actually appear, physically appear and testify before your subcommittee?

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You've said that this investigation perhaps should not just be in this subcommittee. Depending on what you find next, where do you think this should go?

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Speaking of the bipartisanship of the need to target waste, fraud, and abuse, I don't know that Doge has done any of that. But it certainly appears that you are doing that. I mean, $10 million might seem a blip on the radar screen in the grand scheme of budgets of states the size of Florida, which is in and of itself sort of the economy of a small country.

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And one could certainly argue, as the governor has, that the residents of the state of Florida have bigger problems than this. But if this, in fact, was a crime committed— With taxpayer money, you are the chairman of the Florida House Health Care Budget Subcommittee.

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So all these things that the governor is saying the Florida House should be focusing its attention on, that's not necessarily your purview. Not to mention the governor has never been shy about using his bully pulpit to force his own agenda on the legislature.

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So if he wants you guys focusing on condo or HOA reform or dealing with lowering property taxes or insurance premiums or whatever this stuff is, why isn't he? Doesn't the buck stop with him? Why isn't he the... leading the charge on this sort of thing. What do you think about that?

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Because I see, again, the governor here playing the politics of diversion, you know, kind of the idea of, you know, saying like, well, well, you know, why are we talking about this? Well, we should be talking about this. And, you know, and and and that's why it's not. a very good impersonation of, but what is with this distress? Like you, you've got a purview as chairman of your subcommittee.

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He's trying to say like, we shouldn't be talking about this. We should be talking about that. What, what, and of course that the reference he made to his wife, uh, and her political ambitions in 2026 to run for governor and that this is some kind of, I don't know, like some sort of battle between, I don't know, Trump Republicans and the DeSantis family to derail Takeo's hopes and dreams.

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Last question. As you mentioned, minutes before this interview, Eric Dellenbach, the executive director of the Hope Florida Foundation, only since January, he's been on the job just a few months. He just resigned. Scapegoat going to scapegoat. Does the buck stop with this Dellenbach guy or are there more scalps?

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Florida State Rep. Alex Andrade, thanks so much. Good luck. I'll be watching. Who knew what riveting television Florida House Health Care Budget Subcommittees could be? And there really have been like Law & Order and Perry Mason-esque kind of revelations and twists and cross-examinations. I mean, it's been great television. So thank you for that, at the very least.

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Yeah, but that sounds boring. You know, money laundering and wire fraud. I got $35 billion I'm responsible for in the health care budget. I love boring. Absolutely. I'm a big MABA guy. Let's make America boring again. Certainly make government boring again. But in the meantime, thank you so much for being here. Thank you.

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Last week, we lost Miami City Commissioner Manolo Reyes, who passed away on April 10th. He had a mass and burial this week in Miami. This is what I will say about him. He is one of the few sitting Miami commissioners to ever appear on the Because Miami program. We got a shot of that right there, Dan and I, and with some of my pandemic hair. I'm glad that is done.

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And this was a settlement between the state and this provider of which the money was, I guess, supposed to go to the state. But this $10 million was kind of diverted to the First Lady's foundation. Generally speaking, does this foundation take in that kind of money? Do they commonly get multi, multi-million dollar donations like of this size?

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And Manolo Reyes joining us, talking about, at the time, the Mel Reese public sports welfare boondoggle. And I will say, Manolo Reyes and his allyship with Alex Diaz-Laportilla and Joe Carollo – really helped to put Miami into the situation that it's in now. But he knew right from wrong.

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And when he wanted to take an ideological stand like he did on Mel Reese on the right side of that issue and on the right side of history, he did. I wished he he had done it more often. And I In recent years, he was right more often than not, which was a change of pace, I'll admit, from his first term at the city of Miami.

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I'm sorry to see him go because at the very least, even when he was wrong, I don't think that he was corrupt and I don't think that he was evil. Like a man like Joe Carollo is just genuinely corrupt and in it for himself. Manolo Reyes was very much, by all accounts, committed to public service and particularly committed to constituent services, which is what government really should be doing.

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serving its constituents. And he and his staff really made a commitment to communicate with the media, to communicate with the public and to serve the people of their district. I'm very sad to see him go, particularly because it was a longstanding dream of his. to be the mayor of the city of Miami.

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And after his second bout of cancer and surviving that last year, he had the headline at the Miami Herald was after cancer battle, Miami Commissioner Manolo Reyes plans to run for mayor, quote, God willing. End quote. And Manolo Reyes did not make it. The mayoral race is, in fact, this year. People are just getting into the race.

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You'll remember we interviewed former city commissioner Ken Russell, who is running for mayor. And now get this right on Wednesday, the same day as the mass and burial of the late Manolo Reyes. Hours later, the man is barely in the ground. Joe Carollo went out to the Redlands, not even in the city. to have his mayoral campaign kickoff. That's f***ed up. Really, just to stick it to...

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Not only Manolo Reyes and his family, but to stick it to the city of Miami. He's having this event way out in the boonies, 23 miles away from City Hall, because I don't think people want to be seen with him. They don't want to be seen giving money to this dirtbag. And he's doing it at a place called El Toro Loco Ranch.

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out in the river bull el toro loco is that food truck right across the street here at bayfront park who it is alleged in the latest corruption lawsuit against joe carollo by the former bayfront park management trust executive director that they were stealing electricity running a running a wire to steal electricity from the taxpayers and when the executive director of bayfront park called it out and said you got to get a generator and pay for your own gas and electricity the

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These people have been such big supporters of Joe Corolla that Joe was really pissed at this guy. It's part of the reason why he eventually like excommunicated and shit canned him. So that's where he is while Manolo Reyes is being memorialized and interned and his family is in mourning. Just for our Miami moment, while Manolo Reyes was effectively sick and dying.

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He was still showing up for work, sometimes in person at City Hall for commission meetings and sometimes remotely via Zoom video where he seemed, I thought, more engaged and aware and involved than ever. But Joe Carillo, ever the sociopathic bully, as one of his daughters described him, couldn't help but beat up. on this dying man.

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So just as a little Miami moment to remember that we get the government we deserve, let's get a little taste of Joe Carollo versus Manolo Reyes, the mayor we could have had and the mayor that we may very well have because Joe Carollo could very well be the next mayor of Miami. So happy... Passover to everyone. Happy Easter to everyone. I'll be celebrating my favorite holiday on Monday.

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That's when the Easter candy goes on clearance sale. 50% off Cadbury cream eggs.

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Cocaines.

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So let me ask you about that, because it seems like they haven't been following any laws like at all. You just haven't filed their taxes. The minutes, Alexandra just said, were not available for their meetings. Like what kind of a foundation is this that just like operates in secret? And this donation at first was a secret, in fact, wasn't it?

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State lawmakers asking tough questions about how $10 million was funneled into a nonprofit called Hope Florida and not into a state bank account. The charity was spearheaded by First Lady Casey DeSantis. The money was baked into a $67 million settlement between health giant Centene and the Agency for Healthcare Administration. $57 million went back to taxpayers.

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And Lawrence, I understand that this $10 million donation, whatever you want to call it, settlement, secret money, didn't stay in the Hope Florida Foundation for very long. What did you find out about, you know, as you continued to follow that money?

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Alexandra, I imagine this Hope Florida Foundation has a very specific mission. It's supposed to take in funds and use funds for a very specific purpose. I guess we don't know because they haven't reported a damn thing in all of the years since Casey DeSantis founded it. But is their money from Hope Florida supposed to go to these political committees?

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Is it supposed to go towards political ads to fight corruption? In this case, Amendment 3, which was the recreational marijuana constitutional amendment that got overwhelming support but did not the 60% sufficient support necessary to pass as a state constitutional amendment. Is that where this money is supposed to be going?

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$10 million went to Hope Florida, a welfare assistance program to help people become less reliant on taxpayer-funded programs.

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Well, Lawrence, let's go back to this. What did James Othmeyer know and when did he know it? He was then DeSantis' chief of staff at the time this went down, and he's now the attorney general. He's sending these two or behind these two kind of identical letters requesting each $5 million.

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I have to guess if this Hope Florida Foundation has never received a donation as big as $10 million before, they probably also have not disseminated grants yet. of as much as $5 million each before. I have to imagine that that was unprecedented as well. So was this shady, Lawrence? Was there something about the way this flow through went that could constitute wire fraud or money laundering?

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And what happens now?

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And I will say just minutes before this interview began, breaking news, the executive director of Hope Florida Foundation resigned. Eric Dellenbach, after just three months on the job, is now, I guess, scapegoats going to scapegoat. Is that who is ultimately responsible for this? This guy?

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Before we go, I want to ask this. The issue of DeSantis using, I think, in excess of $15 million, Jason Garcia reported, in taxpayer money, earmarked for very specific departments in the state government for ads. Last year, fighting against Amendment 3, the recreational marijuana amendment, fighting against Amendment 4 to enshrine abortion rights in the state constitution.

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The Republican House and legislature didn't really seem to have an issue with any of that at the time. Anything from your reporting kind of indicate why this is now such a big issue that the governor's own party in power is examining with a fine tooth comb here?

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Alexander, last word. Can you give us a little bit of a sneak preview? Not to spoil anything, but where is this reporting going next? What are the next steps in this? I'm sure more heads are going to roll.

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Follow the money. That was the great lesson from Deep Throat in the movie version of All the President's Men. I don't think that happened in real life, but it was a great line that the screenwriter came up with. And that has been sort of the mantra of every investigative reporter, particularly in political corruption stories. And no different here.

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Yeah, it is. I'm very impressed. Paying them back and everything.

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It smells like 1937.

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Don't even say Mikusuki.

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You know, usually when you introduce guests, you usually give glowing praise, you know.

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I have access to the buttons, Dave.

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I'm not touching that one. I will not. No, you're not.

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Well, he's not involved with the team anymore.

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That's a great segue there. Pauly.

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FTX.

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That lasts about 18 months.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, he's a narcissist. Feliz cumpleaños.

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Billy, do you believe that the Mullins Park deal is the worst sports deal in the history of the United States of America?

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I'm assuming this is a bloodhound. All right. So this bloodhound. That's racist. That's racist. That's racist.

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Did this German shepherd perjure itself? Oh, for sure. Totally.

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Catching of roosters?

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Build it on strawberry fields.

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Track and field will definitely be interesting.

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¿Hablas español? ¿Hablas español?

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Is that aggressive? I mean, saying Billy? I mean, that's the usual par for the course, ain't it?

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Yeah, exactly right. Exactly right. Yeah.

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You know what?

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Take off that big-headed stupid hat you got on. It kind of looked cool from the side at first, but now I look at you from the front, you look like a bobblehead. Holy crap. He spiked your jersey. He did. He spiked my jersey. It's done.

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Exactly right. I just, you know, I want to just make sure we started off the day the right way and I get them warmed up and ready to go here for the, for the pod. That's what he's doing. Let's go.

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I'm sorry about that. I know I had it.

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somehow i'm not surprised yeah nobody was not a single person was surprised how does that even happen like you don't have a garage code either or nothing like no we do 2024 i want to explain to you what 2025 but close to my garage are you still writing 24 I probably have now that I'm thinking about it. I'm like, I probably have written.

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Right. Right. That's what I figure.

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Hold on a second. I woke up today in 18-degree weather, and my key code worked. I don't think that was a problem. It's built for the cold weather. It's 63. Right.

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I mean, 63. Yeah, that's right. So even key codes are soft in Florida is what you're talking. You're telling me that's what you're telling me. I can't play in the cold weather.

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tired. Yeah, I know. I know. I got some family in South Florida as a close cousin and they're like the other day were texting me like the kids thought it was so cool. Cause we had to turn on the seat heaters today in the car. They hadn't done that. And I was, oh, you, you rugged South Floridian, Floridians dealing with that. Horrible weather.

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Oh, my gosh. Right. Frozen. The whole country wants 68 degrees right now. We're freezing our ass off.

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The keypad. It's built for warm weather. It's an anomaly. Somehow things freeze at 63 degrees in Florida. Somehow.

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I agree with you there. That's, that's really what I would, I would have thought now. I mean, what makes me think is maybe, did he not have people offer him the amount of money that maybe he thought he would get? I don't know, but yeah, you told like, if you told me like, oh wait, and this is where you're right. College is different now.

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and you can maybe keep a guy around a year longer where it goes, wait, I'm not going in the first round, and I can collect a better check staying in college here than I can in my first two years or three years in the NFL. Why don't I do that? I was expecting that. I was. I was expecting him to sign on with another team.

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I've told you guys before, I didn't think there was any way he was coming back to Texas. That wasn't happening. But, yeah, to hear the draft thing, I was surprised the other day. I really was. And surprised yesterday, I should say. And surprised just because, you know, one of what I just said, but two, you know, to what I think you're saying.

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I mean, we're talking about a guy here that I think is going to be viewed as a fifth-round pick in the NFL, somewhere in that range. I don't think it's going to be anywhere near day one or day two. And that's where, of course, I thought he would stay in college, too.

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Well, I mean, he's capable. I just would want to be like, why, why, why would you want to do it? Why would you want to go into the unknown of the NFL? Right. You're, you're in arguably the greatest college job there is in football right now, or certainly one that's at the top five. Right. And then they're one of the few colleges that can pay you like NFL money. for a long, long time.

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And you finally got the program exactly where you got it here. I mean, gosh, we lost a ton of studs in the NFL last year and didn't miss a beat and just went, hey, we're one of the three or four best teams again this year. And I think that's going to continue to roll.

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So I'm sure there's been some calls to his agent and all that, but I've never heard anything where it was real tangible for many of the people I know in the NFL to think that Sark was like – Really a high level consideration for one of the six jobs that are left back still open.

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I don't even think it's that many, really. I mean, you know, I think your point's very real. It's a good one. You know, that's why you saw the head coach of Boston College, Jeff Halfley, leave Boston College, right? And go, I'll go be a coordinator in the NFL somewhere. Because he knew at a school like that, he just can't compete with the way the current status is in college football.

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Chip Kelly at UCLA. Wait, the hell with being the head coach at UCLA? I'll go be an O coordinator at one of the teams Billy is talking about that can kind of sway the pendulum in their favor year after year after year because of their big money? Hey, college football, we're going, we're going to, I think we're going to dive down into Yankees, Dodgers, Red Sox, Houston Astros territory here.

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It's going to be like the same four teams every year. That's what we're going to, I know there's commissioners in certain conferences that are already like, whoa, I don't know about the NIL. The SEC is sweating their ass off. Right. They've been getting an advantage by stockpiling rosters forever. Right. And I saw this even at Texas when I was there.

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We could have third string linebacker that would start in the NFL, but he couldn't start our team at Texas because and they couldn't transfer because, you know, back in that day, you basically lost two years of your life trying to transfer. So now rosters are spread out throughout college football, Georgia, Texas, whatever. They can't keep a third string, awesome linebacker on the roster.

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He goes to hell with that. I'm going somewhere else. I'm going to make money. And then on top of all that. They wanted to make it paying legal. And again, I mean, everybody knows the SEC was a little more forthcoming with paying players under the table. We all know that. Yeah, yeah, exactly. What? But now all of a sudden, like the first year paying players is, oh, everything's even.

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Oh, the SEC ain't that good. Oh, they better watch out because none of the SEC schools other than Texas have the amount of money that Michigan, Notre Dame, or Ohio State have. And I just think you're going to see that Michigan, Notre Dame's going to be printing money, printing it. This is like, this is the greatest gift ever to Notre Dame.

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They're like, wait, we don't have, we have very high academic standards. We've missed out on some people because of that. But now we can. Pay you a ton of money to come here. And now you'll be like, I'll go to school and it'd be a little harder to school for that money. And we'll be a top four team in college football every year. I mean, Notre Dame is going to be a powerhouse now from here on out.

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And I think those four teams that I mentioned, you know, add another team or two into that are just going to dominate college football.

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Um, I, you know, 10, $15 million, right? I would say so. You know, he still can get a good payday. He certainly can do that, but like, you know, maybe getting a 30 or $40 million, like, you know, one year type of deal or a two year, 60 million, something like that. I don't know if he's going to see that.

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And where, if he played well, the last two weeks, I think he might've got to go to a place maybe and been like, they'd be like, Hey, you're the starter. Now it's going to be like, we'll bring him into the starter, but I don't know if we want him long-term. Maybe we should draft a quarterback, too, just like we saw him do in Minnesota. So that's where it's tough. It is tough.

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The Detroit game, guys, he played really bad. I am not going to defend him much. Yeah, I told you guys last week. It was like, whoa, throw it. He's open, or he's open, and damn, how'd you miss that throw? Last week, I'm not going to put as much on him. I watched that film on Tuesday. There wasn't jackass.

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open that game the rams were all over kevin o'connell and that passing offense and what they wanted to do let alone they tricked them with some blitzes too so that one i'm gonna put a little bit on everybody even though he wasn't his best uh but yeah he certainly cost himself maybe a better positioning as far as a quarterback and then just the the money itself stugatz along the same line the past couple weeks russell wilson probably cost himself the starting job next year

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I would think so. And, you know, like, found your guy. I know I certainly was, hey, he's playing well and all that. Even when he was playing well, I was like, I don't know how much long-term I want to commit to him. But I mean, either way to what you're saying there, there's no way. There's no way he's going to be done as a starting quarterback.

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It's three teams in a row now where you kind of hear the locker room doesn't love them. Have you guys watched hard knocks? I mean, let alone from what I've heard, right, from people. You watch hard knocks and all his talking to the players, it falls on deaf ears. They're literally like...

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not even listening to him because he's so robotic in what he says and it's so like just cookie cutter hey we gotta play better hey we gotta play better hey we gotta play better hey we gotta play better and you're like did he just say that four times in a row that's all he said hey shake it off hey shake it off hey shake it off and you can see the team like literally like yeah okay they're like nodding their head like yeah we hear you great great no way he's back there as a starting quarterback no way he's a starting quarterback anywhere in football

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Well, something has to change there, like drastically, right? Because they're stuck in this, like... this meddling of where we just get in the playoffs, but we're not really a contender to get in the, get to the super bowl.

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And I think a little bit of that, cause they try to get to the super bowl and they kind of put band-aids on their roster and they never kind of really tear it down to go, okay, now let's rebuild it. That's a problem. Yeah. All the talks about like he's lost his last five playoff games and all that. I understand that all that should be there. I get it. Right? Certainly do.

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2017 and 2018 were probably the last two years where you went, man, the Steelers could go to a Super Bowl and win it. 2017, they blew that game against the Jaguars, remember, and Blake Bortles. That was a big deal because they were already talking about their championship game matchup with the Patriots. That was a mess up.

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The next year, they missed the playoffs, and it was one of those teams where they were banged up during the year, and they got hot late, and you were like, if they get in, they might win the Super Bowl. They didn't get in. That was the last time they'd been legit. Now, what I will say with Mike Tomlin, and you heard me say drastic, something on the roster drastically has to change.

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That's the big thing. I mean, one, they can't get the quarterback issue right. That's sure. And if you want to blame Mike Tomlin for offensive coordinator failures or stuff like that, okay. I understand all that too. But the way his team plays and the way they compete and the way he manages games, I have a hard time looking and blaming Mike Tomlin.

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And Mikey Yeh, they have a clear pecking order there, right? He coaches the team. They got a front office that picks the players. The players aren't all that special there. That's the other thing too. You take away George Pickens, who the cares about anybody else on Pittsburgh's offense? Who cares? Let alone, we don't even care about him that much. And I would condone as far as drastic, trade him.

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He's one of your best assets. He's a pain in the butt. Get him out of here. Get some things for him. On the defensive side of the ball, it's the same thing. It's like, okay, TJ Watt.

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cam hayward has some moments after that who the cares about anybody else and that to me is not mike tomlin's problem so that's the thing too mikey a where i hear you with that and i hear steeler fans say that but they haven't stepped on a field in a playoff game since 2017 where i've gone well yeah they should win that game i mean you you've heard me for three years now They're one and done.

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They're going to lose this week. It's over. So there's no chance to win some of these games. And a lot of the times I'd go, I'm not sure they'd be in the games if it weren't for Mike Tomlin to begin with.

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Yes, I would be.

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I know. They're so good. They are. This is not a good matchup for them this week. I will say that. I mean... It's hard when you turn on the film from the previous matchup and watch a guy run the ball 26 times for 255 yards. And let me just tell you, there was another four or five runs where you're like, he's about to break it for 70. Oh, they just tripped him up.

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I mean, he could have broke the NFL rushing record that day. He was this close. Right. So that's where I just, this weekend is where I don't want to ever put anything, you know, against McVay and Stafford because they're special. They're battle-tested. They're Super Bowl winners. They can come up with game plans.

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But, man, Philadelphia, as you guys have heard me say, I think is the most talented team in football. They're well-coached. It's going to be about 18 degrees in Philadelphia on Sunday. And I expect Philadelphia to be ready to go with Jalen Hurts and company. And, yeah, the Rams are going to have to do so much –

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they're going to have to really change the way they approach that game and really get out of their comfort zone on the defensive side of the ball, which could lend to them making some plays and keeping the game close, but it could also lend to, oh, shit, there's A.J. Brown, one-on-one, touchdown. Oh, shit, we blitz, and they toss it outside to Saquon, and now nobody's there.

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Oh, shit, touchdown, and we're down 21-0 before we even got warmed up in the game. That's what I would worry about if I'm the Rams.

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It would be awesome. It would. It would have great storylines. It certainly would be a great matchup. And, you know, again, we've said this a lot. Like, a team can be better than another team in totality, but it's a matchup league. The Eagles are a tougher matchup for the Rams than the Lions are. Because of the Lions and some of the issues they have on the defensive side of the ball, right?

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That's one where I go, yeah, the Rams defense is in trouble versus the Lions offense. But I look at it and go, well, I think the Rams offense will be able to move the ball on the Lions defense too. So that evens the playing field. This is one where... You know, I could see them having a few drives moving to get the ball against the Eagles defense.

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But man, the Eagles just won so many battles physically up front. The Rams, really, the more you break them down, the more you realize Puka Nakua is really their only real threat on the offensive side of the ball, you know, other than Kyron Williams in the run game. In the pass game, Cooper Cupp's not the same guy he used to be.

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I would expect the Eagles to kind of double Puka Nakua in some certain situations, take him away, right, and make somebody else beat them. I just don't know if they have enough weaponry there to mess with the team that I call the best roster in football in the Eagles.

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Yeah, I do too. I mean, they was close the first time around, right? When they played the Saturday before Christmas. Yeah. They're a team that they're extremely talented. And this is a Chiefs offense that we know is not super explosive and does play some close football games. The big thing here is... Can the Chiefs protect these two super freaks coming off the edge?

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And protection's been an issue for the Chiefs all year long, right? So can they block? And then, like, are Hollywood Brown and Xavier Worthy ready to take the next steps and become really big-time explosive playoff-type receivers? Hollywood Brown's first game back was that first matchup, so he'll be a different player now. Xavier Worthy's gotten better and better as the year went along.

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The Texans played them some man-to-man in the football game and really gave them some issues when they did it. So I would think they're going to be emboldened by that too. But the Chiefs are the kind of team that are going to be like, well, we got something for you. And then we know how Mahomes is and you play him a certain way and too aggressive. He's like, how dare you play me like that?

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I'm going to throw a bomb over your head. You can't do that to me. That's disrespectful. So that'll be interesting, that chess match. And then the Texans offense, the first time around, they protected okay. And you saw last week, it's something I've been calling for over the Texans offense, three-step drop passing game. Yeah. They don't protect well.

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So why are we holding the ball for five and six seconds waiting for people downfield if you don't protect well? They change that. And that's going to be interesting to see what it does to Kansas City or whatever. But I think they hang around and are a pain in the ass. But I'm going to pick the Chiefs. I picked them 27-17.

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They're hard to blow out. And like we've said, it's just like they do everything with him. He's so mature in how he plays. He's surgical. He can make big plays when he's there. He can scramble when it's there and do all that. The big thing to me is, is the Lions defense can't let Washington go on these 15 play 60 yard drives that chew up seven minutes.

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Or like last week, it was a 17 play 90 yard drive that chewed up like seven and a half minutes. That's what they can't do. And that's where it's incredible and how mature and surgical Jaden Daniels is. But that to me would be the thing that would bode well for an upset. If they can control the clock, get down there, score a touchdown.

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Oh, Rams offense is a little off kilter because they can't get on the field and get a rhythm going. And all of a sudden we're in a nail biter. And we know Washington is very comfortable being in a nail biter. My thing with Detroit, though, is I don't think they'll let that happen.

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Detroit has shown in these kind of games that they'll be aggressive on defense to either force your hand and create a turnover or you go down and score. That's fine. But our offense is getting back on the field. Let's get in a shootout and see what happens. I think they're a pain in the ass, but I took the Lions, I believe, 34 to 21, Stugatz.

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No, why? Because Jared, I mean, this is why, because Dan Campbell is like, he's loyal to a fault. He loves his Jared golf. He loves his attitude. He brings to the team. He embodies kind of his toughness and leadership that he wants for his team. So that's why I understand the question. I get it. I mean, every coach is going to go, damn, I wish my quarterback had J Daniel skillset.

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other than the coach or the Bills or the Chiefs or the Ravens. Everybody else is going to be like, I'd like one of those right there. Where can I get that? Is that on aisle five? Where can I get that? Certainly.

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Yeah, I know they ain't going to do it. Okay.

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I mean, yeah, I, I, I, I know it's, it's a fun idea. It's cool. Um, but, but man, Jared golf, you, you know, you go into that stadium and that city, he is so loved and they're so behind them. He's a big part of why their culture is the way it is.

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It gives you it gives you the opportunity to take that man to man and take it on. Right. That's what the big thing is. Yes. Like they both are going to want the opportunity to go there. Yes. And slay the beast of my homes. Yes. Realizing that, yes, they could lose and they're still going to be that same, you know, bull or around them or talk around. They can't win the big game. The games.

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I cannot wait for this one. Yeah, it's the two best players in football this year, and they're the two biggest players that have the most pressure on them in the NFL playoffs. So that's why you love it, because they both have that, oh, they can't win the big game, which is a bunch of bullshit.

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I mean, as we know, Josh Allen and his playoffs, his statistics are as good as anybody in the history of the playoffs. Lamar, we know is special as hell, but he's got a losing record in the playoffs. So that's crazy. They're both like first ballot, you know, upper tier with Deion Sanders type super hall of famers. In my opinion, they're just missing some of this right here.

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So this a little bit, not to the same extent, but this is a tough matchup for Buffalo. Buffalo has a hard time stopping big teams that can run the football. And then you couple that with a team that can throw the football as well. McDermott's going to have to have one of his most creative game plans of the year.

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And Josh Allen and the Bills offense are going to have to play their best game of the year. I'm going to be interested to see what they do. Do the Bills go, hey, we're just going to attack with Josh Allen and we're not as scared to get in a shootout with you, right? Or do they go... Let's control the clock. Let's run the ball. Let's let Josh Allen kind of do what we just said with Jaden Daniels.

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Five yards here, seven yards here. Quarterback run. James Cook there. And keep Lamar on the sideline, right? I could see it going either way. So that'll be interesting. I do think the Bills offense is going to be able to move the ball on the Ravens. And I think the Bills offense will be able to run the ball on the Ravens. The Ravens run defense is overrated to me.

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It's the number one run defense in football. But that's because everyone played the Ravens and went – Well, passing the defense, I can throw for 350 every game. Why would I run it on them? So that's where it's a little skewed. The first matchup, the first time around, Buffalo moved them in the run game.

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But they got two pass happy and got away from it and then got down on the scoreboard and couldn't get back into it. I think this is a close football game, Stu Gatz. I do. I think it's a lot of fun. I'm going to pick the Ravens to win with a last-second field goal to win the game, 30-28.

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I know. I'm hoping that they don't become Dan Marino, and they can kind of become like John Elway at some point, where it dealt with some early career struggles, playoffs, but then started to, as the years went by, got to win one or two late in their career, at some point in their career, to get off the schneid. Because they are Super Bowl winning quarterbacks. They are. They're that caliber.

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They're as good as anybody we've ever seen. Yeah, they're in a tough spot. And this is their year. This is their chance. And we'll see if they can do it, whether they can, you know, whoever wins this one and then if they can beat the Chiefs the next week, if the Chiefs beat the Texans.

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Gosh, uh, that we drafted this year. Well, who's who's current quarterback or who's big and white and is just a above average athlete with a really strong arm. Who is that? I don't know. I throw it. I throw it. I have a stronger arm than Quinn yours and I think I'm a better athlete.

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So, uh, I can't give it to him there, but I don't know what, when we get to draft time and all that, I'll give you a better answer there. I'll have some more clues on that. All right. All right. He had to get that hit. He's an asshole. He is an asshole. Who, Chris? No, you with the big Dolphins helmet on.

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I was about to put it back up, but never mind. No, you weren't. I don't want to be up in your house. Screw you, all right? If that number one jersey is going to be in that room, then I don't want to be in that room with it, all right?

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Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

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Israel Gutierrez of Israel Gutierrez Realty actually has three children with a lovely wife. They've been married for about 15 years and he's a native Austinite. I guarantee you he has sold the house with a stripper pole in it.

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Ich fühle mich schlecht für den anderen Jalen Williams. Den großen? so great at your profession that you are one of the, you know, 300, however many, 450 best people in the world at what you do. Und Glück hat es, dass du nicht nur in der NBA bist, genauso wie eine andere Person namens Jalen Williams, sondern sie sind auf deinem Team.

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Israel Gutierrez ist Volontär für Habitat für Humanität in Austin. Er scheint der Typ zu sein, den du treffen möchtest. Du?

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Well, he has a degree in graphic design from the Art Institute of Houston and a Bachelor of Arts in Business from Concordia University at Austin. So clearly this is someone who knows his way around computers.

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Also musst du die andere Jalen Williams sein, als ob du in der Schule bist. Und es gibt mehrere Kinder namens Jalen und sie fordern dich, deinen letzten Namen zu nehmen.

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Hahaha.

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Apparently he's from Milwaukee and his brother bought the raffle ticket for $30. They said 50% of the money collected will go to charity. That's how you do it. Yeah, that's the 50-50 raffle.

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Speaking of crappy celebrities, there is another Israel Gutierrez who owns Gutierrez Olive Orchard Ranch. They produce olive oil out of Texas. So another Texas Israel Gutierrez.

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There is another Israel Gutierrez in Austin, Texas. And this one works for the nuclear company, where they're doing fleet-scale nuclear technology across the country to try to decarbonize the United States.

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Schütter von El Salvador, Israel Gutierrez, in den Olympischen Spielen letztes Jahr.

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Israel Gutierrez spielt immer noch in der Mexikanischen Liga. Wow. Halcones de Jalapa.

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Es gibt mehrere Leute namens Israel Gutierrez, die verletzt wurden. Oh, verdammt. Das ist schrecklich. Helikopter? Ich schaue jetzt den Salsa-Tanzer an. Okay, danke.

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Weil er auf Halapa spielt. Wow, Israel Gutierrez, a lot of entertainers. We like really amazing people.

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Ich dachte, du würdest mit ihm tanzen, um zu sehen, wer die Führung ist.

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SalsaCongress.info, wenn du es finden möchtest.

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IsraelGutierrez.com bringt mich zu TexasRealty.com, aber Texas heißt T-E-X-U-S.

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Es ist für uns alle. Und diese Verkaufsfirma wird von Israel Gutierrez geführt, der über 20 Jahre Erfahrung im Feld hat.

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Hold on, a subplot. Where is it? Where Texan know-how meets excellence.

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Let me put you in a 2.4 million dollar home on 7708 Lynchburg Drive in Austin, Texas. We got four beds, three baths and it's right on the water. So you got a lake, you can walk out to the lake. Can I get you in that home?

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How about a 1.1 million dollar home on Delcrest Drive? This is also in Austin, Texas. Five beds, three baths.

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God bless football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff company, New York, New York. So you got, you teased one of our, uh, more popular games.

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Yeah, not is that a game, just that's a game. Oh, I'm sorry. And more Mikely. And more Mikely. We have a lot to get in on this episode of God Bless Football. Also, Stugatz, I was wondering, because I was thinking of doing this as we're kind of winding down our run here, because there's another show that's winding down its run, which is Around the Horn, and it had me thinking.

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I've seen that they've brought back a lot of the luminaries, a lot of the greats of Around the Horn, and I was wondering... when we might be seeing you on Around the Horn again. Have they reached out? Have you reached out? Where do we stand on Around the Horn and your return?

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I understand you feel that. I think next week's the final week, so you probably should get on the calls now if you're going to get on those calls. The update next week is going to be, I'm not on. I think next week is the last week.

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We may have blind rankings today, uncertain. And I have Stugatz in front of me, something that I'm just going to tease the back of real quick. There you go. That was it. It's very exciting. It's hot off the presses. It's something that we haven't really featured on Godless Football before. And I think that it's going to be the star of That's a Game.

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uh may is winding down buddy it's may 15th now i've lost track of time buddy yeah two weeks i have two weeks to go i think well yeah but well i would i would follow up on that one and just check and see exactly where they stand because I don't mean to offend you here. I don't know if you're a last week guy in terms of the Mount Rushmore. We've already had Sarah Spain's farewell episode.

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We've had Kate Fagan's farewell episode. We're winding down here. Not that you're not deserving, but I think that you were on maybe double digits a little more episodes here. Maybe like 15 episodes, if even that. I think we've got to start... reaching out and saying, hey, Tony Reale, and then you just make up, like, remember how I did X and Y and Z for you? Right, yes, yes.

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And then you kind of guilt. Reale's the guy you got to guilt, I think. Okay.

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I wouldn't fault you if you texted him now while we were doing this segment, which is perfectly fine. And then also maybe, you know, made me wonder, should we start inviting back some of our luminaries on our final metal arc episodes? Like, what do you think? Cause I'm trying to think who, and that's the thing. Oh, wow. You know what we do? We, I, that's actually a really good call by you.

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We should invite all of the meatheads to join us for our final Metal Ark episode in a couple of weeks and make sure that we do it for the TV portion just to drive Mike Fuentes crazy so that one of the last things that they get from us is just 80 boxes of guys, Jabba's and Mojo's and Kosey Coleman and the Freak, all of our friends. But not K-Funk. I think that's the move.

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Good move, Mikey A. Yeah, my body actually froze when you said that. I don't know if you rewind and watch it, but you're like, and don't tell Kate Funkin' out. Like, stop, and I'm like, yeah. Yeah, that's what we do. And we have to tell, obviously we have to tell Captain Lee also. Of course. Those are all luminaries. Oh, Nitro. Wow. I have to make a list of all these people. A list of luminaries?

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Yeah, yeah. God bless football luminaries. Anywho, hey, should we do some anonymous sources here?

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Why? Because it's time to make the push, you said. No, I think this is the move. Just text him, hey, big dog. Okay. I know things are wrapping up over there. I think you need to position it as you're helping him out. Like, hey, I know things are wrapping up over there, trying to fill out your roster. I'm ready whenever you want me back on. I know you're probably trying.

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You should actually position it as, sorry, I haven't been able to get back to you. No, no, just no, don't do that. Hey, big dog. I like that.

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No, just say, I know, I know you guys, I know you're probably stressed out with the show wrapping up. Just wanted to take one of these things off your plate. Like I'll, I'll do, I'm available next week to take that stress off of your plate. You need to say that you're taking it off of his plate by volunteering. I'm doing him a favor.

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Yeah, Woody's the last week guy for sure.

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The Iceman is, I mean, you have the complication of Jay Mariotti, who's probably not going to be on the shows at all going forward, but he was like a Mount Rushmore guy. What about Bill Pulaski? Oh, yeah, Bill Plash, she's got to be there. Jackie McMullen's got to be there. Jackie McMullen's got to be there. Jackie Mack is big, yeah. Yeah, she's got to be there.

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Wow, I'm surprised with the few segments that we have left.

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Yeah, let's see here.

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Yeah, there you go. All right. Do you have any idea what it is, Mikey?

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Ooh, maybe he is. Nah. Nah.

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Oh, Bob Ryan's got to be there. Yeah, you see why, Stugatz? I'm telling you, you really got to.

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Yeah, any day, just not Thursday or Friday or Tuesday. Really just Wednesday's my best day.

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Kevin Blackistone.

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J.A. Adande. Oh, J.A. Yeah, J.A. Bomani had a nice run on there, too.

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Michael Smith, Mina. Yeah. I mean, there's... Yeah. There's... I'm going down, Sugats, and you're... Yeah, listen, I just sent the text.

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Time flies, man. Time flies. A lot of lacrosse games, you lose track of time.

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Quick little flash, quick little flash. All right.

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Ah, NFC teams after the draft.

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Oh, my God. There's, like, no hints there.

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Yes. The answer is yes. Just tell them dealer's choice.

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You can be there in studio if he wants. Tell him he can take the day off. You can host it.

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You know what you gotta do? You know what you gotta do? You might not like this idea. You know what you gotta do? Is you go on, like, whatever episode you're on, and you go in in full costume. You thought, I thought we were doing a Halloween episode today.

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I took a little gander, the dolphin schedule. I haven't done wind loss yet. Um, and I'm focused on something in particular on the Dolphins' schedule at this moment, and I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm going to be able to make that happen. That's week 11 of the Dolphins schedule. So we'll see what happens. See what happens there. It's the first game in Spain.

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I'm going to say the Seahawks because you gave us no clues. So I'm just, this is a burn vote.

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There's no clues there whatsoever.

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An easy team.

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Giants.

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I'm great at this game.

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All right. I'm hot. Now I'm in. Before, I was like, this is a stupid game today.

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You know, when he said tattoos, I thought the Raiders, too.

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Oh, 49ers. Tattoos, Chris Sims. Come on. Tattoos, Chris Sims. You got it. You got it. Come on, gang. Keep up here. I'm sorry.

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I understand. I'm going to give myself a half point on that one. Half point. Cause they got to run it first. One point.

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So, but, but reality also, he seems like, he seems like the guy that he doesn't want to break your heart. Yeah. Oh, right. Holmes said that I can't, I really want it to. Oh, you know, he's not letting me. I tried. Right. Okay. You're right. Damn it. Yeah. Sorry. Anywho.

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You know what a nice guy does? He tells his friends the truth, even if they're hard truths. Well, they finish last. True. That is true. And look, you're right. His show is canceled. Anyway. Wow. He had a great run.

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We got canceled too, so.

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Is this in regards to the draft or just... This is all in regards to the draft, yes.

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And my wife has... It's like Washington, right? Yeah, in Spain. And my wife has family in Spain. Not in Madrid, but in Spain. So I'm trying to see if we can sneak in a, hey, let's go visit your family, even though they're about an hour plane ride away from where in Spain the game is. But also... I don't want to spend all my time in that one place. You know what I mean?

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Yeah. Yeah. That's on me. I'll get two points then for the first one. Okay. Really?

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I didn't know you were keeping score. Of course I'm keeping score. What's the score right now? It's one and a half to one and one. Yes. All right, so this is for everything.

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Really?

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Now he's just, now he's just messing with you. Now he's just playing cruel games with you.

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Let's see what he says.

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This is mean. This is mean what he's doing to you. I don't support this. In fact, I'm going to go back. He's not a nice guy. What he's doing to you is not nice. He's teasing me.

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Yeah, this isn't nice.

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Yeah, not nice.

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They're really making headlines, huh? When we come back, Blind Rankings. Yes. And we're back. I think I owe an apology to Stugatz, to be honest with you. Because I... You're now going back and forth with reality and telling us what he's saying to you.

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And I think that I should not have put this on your radar to get your hopes up for this happening, because I think that he's toying with you in a very cruel way. So I don't I don't like what he's doing. I don't like a one bit on the record. I don't like it.

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So I'm trying to see here if we can finagle something around an international Dolphins game. Dolphins against Washington is going to be an exciting game, I think. The Dolphins probably are the lower end of that card, obviously. But...

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Yeah. But he's leading you on a little bit here. I feel like, and, And I think that they probably have the final shows already planned out. There's only a handful left. I'm pretty sure it would already be booked. I'm not in the plans. I think you'd know about it. That's why I don't understand why he's doing this to you. But that's fine. So, guys...

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We have one of our favorite games, Blind Rankings, and also I have that for later in the show. What was that? Can you describe what you just did to the audience? The audio audience. I'm doing it too fast. TV's not even getting it. I have that for later on in the show.

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By the way, in case you guys are wondering, because I know some people here were asking you in particular, Stugatz, Mikey, people were saying, hey, Blind Rankings, is there a sponsor? Yeah, there is actually. It's presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

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So here's how Blind Headline works for those of you who are new to this and don't have an internet connection. So Fuentes will say the name of a certain player of said position, and we will rank that player 1 through 10 at that position without knowing who is to come. And then at the end, we will reveal our top 10 of said position. Mike Fuentes, what position are we blind ranking today?

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I did see the picture of Kittle there. I'm putting him... At five.

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I'm putting him at five just because he's never healthy. Okay.

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fun little game if we can do it in spain maybe we go around take some trains around somewhere see a different country we'll see what happens it's also a party yeah well no because i'll be with i'll be with my my daughters who are one and three so we probably will not be going to ibiza but uh it's a good suggestion isn't that what the family is for yeah isn't that what the family in spain is for you guys never get to see my daughters please take them for i have uh

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Mikey gets it. I'm putting McCaffrey at five for now just based on that.

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But what I'm saying is I'm doing this not based on past performance. I'm doing this on future prediction. I have him at number five. I'm going to put him right down the middle because I feel like we're going to get some running backs here. Fuentes, quick question. Are these all number one running backs?

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The bulls**t has begun because you're now going to give us number three running backs. So just to be clear, once again, okay, well, so I put Christian McCaffrey at number five, and now I know I'm going to get a bunch of number three running backs here. And then you say, oh, I went through.

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Yeah, change the Nike. Change it, change it.

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Wait, so are they number ones or are they not? Like, am I going to get Ray Davis? They are running backs in the NFL.

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Okay, so Devin Singletary is going to be the last one he gives us. I'm telling you right now. Of course it is, yes. It's going to be, it's just, I mean, Cam Akers. Like, get out of here.

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Hmm.

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Bucky Irving is really good. Yeah, Bucky had a season, man. He is really good. I'm going to put Bucky at four, honestly.

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But four is a good spot for him, right, Mikey?

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i i had him i i had him written at four and then you said it and i don't want to have the same list as you so i'm gonna put we can change if you want you want to swap you want four and i'll take six i'll keep them at six okay you got to have them at eight next running back off the board the baltimore ravens newly re-signed people called him wash last year he clearly was not derrick henry all right i'm putting him at one because i don't know who else you're gonna put on here

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I'm putting him at one. This is a game where you're not going to have Saquon. I already know your games. Saquon's not on here. Derek Henry's at one for me.

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But I'm fine putting Saquon at two. It's just I know him. I know where this is going. I know where this is going. Breeze Hall. It's like, okay, thanks.

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Kyron Williams at three. I'm going to put him at five. I'm going to put him at seven.

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Yeah, I'm putting him at seven because I want some wiggle room here. Where'd you have Bucky? I have Bucky at four.

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Nine.

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I'm going to put him at eight.

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I have enough time having my family in Miami take my daughters so that we can go do things, not because they were unwilling to do so. So that's all I'll say on that.

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Me and Mikey have very similar lists, and I'm moving things around also based on where he's putting them so we don't have the same one.

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I'm putting him at three. I wish I had that four spot back. I'm putting him at three hoping that we get Saquon knowing we won't, but I could still put someone ahead of him. I'm going to put him at three.

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I'm putting him at six. I'll put him at nine. Same, nine. Actually, I'm going to put him at 10. Yeah, he's at 10 for me.

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I don't hate mine, but I know where this is going now.

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I'm glad that I put him at 10.

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Six. Seven. I have him at six, and here we go with his BS. Go on.

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who's my what number what numbers do we have left what number you have mikey how many do we have this is my second ranked running back whoever me too this is number two there's two names i'm who do you have hold on a second how many running backs do we have left one left i'm keeping track okay so this is gonna be number one for me whoever he says is my number one running back exactly okay who is who is it so where'd you put naji stew i missed it 10 10

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I thought Devin Achan was coming up, to be honest with you, or J.K. Dobbins.

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Yeah, but Jameer Gibbs at one, I don't hate that. He's always on a team. Jameer Gibbs, very good last year.

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Yeah, very good. All right, so just a quick recap here. My top ten running backs are Derrick Henry, Saquon Barkley, B. John Robinson, Bucky Irving, Christian McCaffrey. I don't even know what I wrote for number six. Dijon? Six, you had Najee. Najee Harris, okay. Then you had Kyron. Williams, Walker Jr., Cook, and Robinson Jr. James Cook, that's insulting.

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No one cares about the Dolphins' schedule. Listen, friends, we have three episodes left before we are somewhere else. So let's enjoy this and not talk about the Dolphins' schedule all that much. All right.

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When we come back. When we come back. Oh. Oh. This. Stugatz, Mikey A, Mike Fuentes, audience, I've been teasing it all day. Yeah. This. Right. Sheet of paper. And what is that sheet of paper, you ask? It is the 2025 NFL schedule grade. Wow. Wow. That is so exciting. It's beautiful. It is. It's your masterpiece, I mean.

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I want to make this wallpaper and just plaster this all over my wall, but my wife won't let me, so I'm going to probably have to just tape this little tiny version. Anyway, this is going to be my key tool for this new game.

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It is starting to collect us. We may have to replace that one soon. So any who, yes, this is our key tool for that's a game. So here's how we can do this. We can do this one of two ways. You can give me a team in a week and we can say, Hey, that's a game. Right. Or I can give you some that I highlighted. I kind of think a team in a week might be the way to go.

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Cause like, for example, here's one that I highlighted Baltimore week four at Kansas city. That's a game. That's a game. That's a game. That's a game. Yes, that's a game. Also, Tennessee, week 18 at Jacksonville. Number one pick versus number two pick. That's not a game. Yeah. I mean, that's a game.

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Yeah. Christmas Day, Detroit at Minnesota. That's a game. That's a game. That's a game. That's a game.

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It's a game. It's a game. Christmas Day, Denver at Kansas City. It's a game.

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We'll see. Week 9. We'll see. Colts Week 9 at Pittsburgh. That's a game. That's a game. It's just a game.

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Lions week seven versus Tampa Bay. That's a game. That's a game. That's a game. That's a game. I'm circling that one. That's a game. That's a game.

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Do it for the kids. Please. Do it for Fuentes. Do it for all our children so they can continue to eat and have houses to live in and all that. Yes, Fuentes?

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Not just is that a game. Right. That's a Monday night football game. Yes, it is. Oh, my God. It's a Monday nighter. And spoiler alert, in case you guys don't have the NFL schedule grid, That is a two Monday night football week. Week seven. What's the other game? Houston at Seattle. That's a game.

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That's a game. That's a game. I don't know what we're doing there. That's a game.

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And then it's a game.

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We know which one Peyton and Eli are going to be doing that night. That's a game. Yes. Can you give me Bill's week 10? That's how you do it. We know where Joe and Troy are going to be that week.

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Bills week 10. All right, here we go. Buffalo week 10. Buffalo week 10 at Miami. That's a game. That's a game. That's a game. It's a game. It's a game. I'm looking at downplaying the importance of that game already. It's a game. It's a game. It's a game. I'm not circling it, but I'm underlining that one. Right. Yeah.

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Rams week 14. I like it. I like it. I like it. At Arizona. That's a game.

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That's a game.

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Bird gang. I'm decked out of my bird gang today. Head to toe. That's a game.

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Against New Orleans.

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Yeah, he's muted. Mike Fuentes is in a weird mood today. We can't hear him. Don't do it for Fuentes. I noticed. Yeah, we don't know if Fuentes is going to be with us in the next chapter. Who cares about Fuentes? Hey, here's a headline. Oh, wow. Derrick Henry agrees to a two-year $30 million extension with the Ravens. Hmm. well-deserved after last year.

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I'm actually going to write down W on that one, which means it's probably an L. Chargers Week 8. Chargers Week 8. Chargers Week 8. Hosting Minnesota. Thursday. Thursday night football.

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That's a game. That's a good start to the week. That's a game. That's what it is. It's a good start to the week. That's a game. That's a game.

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Yeah. This is a game. This is a game. This is a game. And also, this concludes the episode of God Bless Football, guys. So God Bless Football, everyone.

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Thank you. Do it for reality.

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No, you don't want to say that. No, I don't want to say it. I wouldn't say it. He's so good.

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Don't say it.

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Ageless, I think. I'm looking here, and it says ageless.

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it's kind of strange that we are two years removed from the running back position being completely devalued and we had that off season where like all the running backs were available and they were being like swooped up but they were signing not the best of deals then you have saquon who signs a big deal has a massive year you have derrick henry who now just gets his extension.

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You have the running back out of Boise State who gets drafted right away and is the second highest paid running back. Is the running back position back?

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I think the interesting thing, though, that you mentioned, Ashton Gentry is, you know, a now top two, three guaranteed money running back in the NFL before even taking a snap. So... He, I think, might be a test case for this, right? Because if that pick hits, it's going to be interesting to see how you handle running backs in the NFL draft moving forward.

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Also, though, obviously, he had a year that no one has had before in college. So he earned being picked there. But with the way money is and the running back position, it'll be interesting to see in the coming years if we now start paying running backs again and if we start taking them so highly in the draft.

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Take Shador in the first round.

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Yeah. And number two, if you can. Yeah. But to Mel's point. Have you checked on Mel, by the way, Mikey? Like, have we checked on your friend Mel? Because he was, man, I felt for Mel, and he was going through with that weekend. And then people were coming after him. And then, honestly, I saw you then caping up for Mel and fighting people off on Twitter left and right.

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Well, it could be a double revenge game if Aaron finally signs there. He will.

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Because people were coming after you for Mel Kiper's takes. And you were like, Mel didn't say that. Mel said blah, blah, blah. It's like, Mikey, calm down.

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I know, it's weird.

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Okay, so I have two questions for you guys. And you can choose which one you want to answer first. One is, who would you go to war for? And two is, how do we get on Mel Kiper's boat?

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Either one. Either one. Either one's fine.

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I would ride a bike from Miami to go on Mel Kiper's boat if he asked me. Sure.

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Yeah. Well, honestly, let me rephrase that. I will not ride a bike from Miami to go on Mel Kiper's boat because... Because someone's going to ask you to do it. Well, because we saw what happened with Paul Pierce, and then he had to walk 20 miles to work. I'm not riding a bike to go on Mel Kiper's boat. But if I was invited on Mel Kiper's boat for a weekend, where is it? Is it up in Baltimore?

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Baltimore. Yeah.

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Billy, from where you're at, it's about a two-hour flight from where you're at. Yeah, man. And if I could get on a Spirit Airlines flight, get there for like $25, like... This is a weekend out on the boat with the Kipers. This is a weekend.

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I mean, I mean, and if we get this done in the next three weeks, maybe we get expenses to Metal Ark. Like this seems like an idea here.

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Yeah, revenge will be exacted. By the way, guys, God bless football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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Here's a fun fact. I've never been to California, so I'm looking for an excuse to go to California. I was thinking maybe we go to California to go to the Allen family farm and check out what they got going on over there. But if we're going to go on Mel's boat, let's go on Mel's boat. I'll go out there.

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I'll go surfing with Austin Eckler if we have to, like whatever we need to do to get to California. Let's do that.

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I should reach out to the Ecklers and see if me and my wife can go out, maybe have a nice vino with Austin and Mel while we're out there.

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Me or Stugatz? Both of you. I'd go to war for Billy. Wow. That's a cop-out. What is that? Yeah, that's a cop-out.

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I don't think you know your Twitter password.

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Taylor's enjoying being me. Yeah, I've noticed that. I've noticed that.

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I'm going to tell you who I'd go to war for.

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Wow. Okay. I believe that one.

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I do. It depends how long the war is going to be and what the casualty count is going to be. You know?

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Every man has his lines. No, I mean, on air, I'll go to war with forever. Whatever he says off air. Like, I don't know that I'm going to be fighting with people on Twitter over Greg Cody's opinions.

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I do. Yeah. No, I, well, I don't know about that, but I do. I do like Greg. Yeah. I was thinking maybe Sims, but I feel like if I went to war with Sims, he'd be a casualty of friendly fire. I would be the guy that you can't really trust him. I'd pull out a pin in the grenade, put it in his pocket, and just walk away. Oh, what happened, Chris? You don't have legs now. No legs and no spleen. Yeah.

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Not at all. No, I'm shocked that he even comes on the show still. Right.

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I do.

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Usually we all provide a headline.

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He does, and I think he's going to fold, if I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. Really? I don't know. He seemed like a very nice guy. F-A-U-L. I saw the video where he said, I'm not going to play. He also said in the video, which I thought was weird, he's like, you know, if I only had four and a half sacks, they would come back and they would want money back.

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So I have, and I have a game. I have a couple games that I want to play with you guys today if you would like to indulge me here on Gobbler's Football. So we have, here's a headline, which we're going to get to soon, but we have some new games that we want to debut today. We have a new game called That's a Game, which we'll explain when we get to that. Here's a headline. We have more Mike Lee.

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He's like, and I understand that. I'm like, Trey, zip it up, buddy. Don't say that you understand the idea of giving money back because you had an off year. That's a bad, don't say that, Trey. Bad thing to say. Don't say that. So then they're going to play. He's like, no. And I was like, but are you going to play? And he's like, no. And I'm like, but are you Trey? Are you going to play?

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He just wants – and this is judged on the 11 minutes we spent with Trey Hendrickson. I think he just wants to feel the love because they went out and they had the absolute worst PR ever where they're like, no, he should just be happy. And it's like, no, no, this is not how negotiations should be going. Stop kind of trying to crap on him every chance you get. That's not how it's going to work.

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And now he's not playing because they handled it horribly. But again – Trey, you going to play? Yeah.

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530.

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I knew it. I'm a good guesser.

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Oh, yes. I can't believe we're by 59 already. Yeah. Time flies. It does. Yes. We're old. I'm old. Hey, you know what? Stugatz, I was thinking. Yes. Since football season's winding down, Super Bowl's coming up, Super Bowl 59, we've been celebrating football all year. I have an idea. What? Let's do a toast. Okay. Oh, wow. To football.

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Let me guess. Smirnoff extraordinary? Nailed it! Ha ha! I told you, I'm a good guesser.

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Oh. Look at us. What's the website?

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presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company. New York, New York. We just touched on it last segment. We haven't really spoken about it. Stugatz is not in today. He's on assignment. And you guys got your quarterback, Justin Fields. You I know how you feel about this.

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What I'm wondering is, and maybe you will have an answer as you cover the Jets more closely than I do, is what did the Jets see in Justin Fields scrambling on third and short last year once every three drives that made you think, you know what, that's our guy for $20 million a year?

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yeah uh do you still have tyron could tyron beat him out for the job i i

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Oh.

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Wait, what?

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Nice. What am I making?

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Would you have rather continued with the Aaron Rodgers experiment?

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Oh, boy.

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Dude, I'm a big Jameis guy, and I was getting killed earlier this week because I said the Steelers should sign Jameis Winston instead of Aaron Rodgers, and they were crushing me. They're like, why on earth would you sign Jameis Winston over Aaron Rodgers? I'm like, dude, Jameis could do stuff with the weapons the Steelers have. He's good enough to get you in the playoffs, and you never know.

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And that's fine.

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How fun was Jameis last year in the snow game? That was one of my favorite games of the season last year, just Jameis Winston playing in the snow. You mentioned Zach Wilson. Hey, he's a dolphin now. So things are perfectly fine down here in Miami. If anything happens to Tua, we finally got him that quality backup that the Dolphins fans have been desiring all these years.

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You immediately turned it on me. You guys deserve better. This is terrible.

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Yeah. The Zach Wilson thing, not great. Not ideal. And then there's pictures of Tua out on a boat where he seems not in tip-top shape. Not exactly where we want him to be. Now, granted, look. Hey, Tua. Spring break. We get it. You know what I mean? Go out. Have fun on your yacht. Enjoy the weather. Enjoy the off-season. Enjoy the money. But in two weeks, let's start hitting the gym again.

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You know what I mean? Let's start some off-season training shortly because there were questions before, and we weren't necessarily thrilled at the options that we had as backups. We tried. We tried. We tried with Snoop Huntley. We tried with Teddy Bridgewater. Lord knows we tried with Skylar Thompson way too many times. Mike White didn't really give him a fair shot, in my opinion.

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But now, this is Zach Wilson's team if something happens to you, Tua. So we need you more than ever. Do whatever you need to do to stay healthy. Don't run. Don't get hit. Check it down. Throw it out of bounds. Let's get some core work in. Start working on that arm. Forget about legs. We don't need your legs. You're not going to be running around. Don't run around.

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And let's make sure that we can do... Right now, I think the Tua and the Dolphins' priority, if you're a Dolphins fan, it's been 20 years since they've won a playoff game. right? It's the longest in the NFL drought in terms of winning a playoff game the Dolphins have at the moment. People are craving it.

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I think the past couple years, there has been this ridiculous expectation for the Dolphins to make the Super Bowl. We have quickly found out that is not realistic. Dolphins fans, if you're listening, let's reprogram our goals, okay? Not Super Bowl win, Not Super Bowl appearance. Tyreek Hill doesn't even want to be here. He changes his mind every five seconds.

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So he's probably, he's either going to be gone or he's going to be checked out telling you that he wants to be gone by week two.

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He's all in week one. And by week three, he's asking out. Then week three on Tuesday, he's like, I was just emotional. I'm double all in now. And it's like, okay, Tyreek. We get how this is going, right? This is what I'm asking of the Dolphin fan base. Let's reprogram our expectations. Let's set a realistic goal for us as fans and for Tua as quarterback.

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I woke up at 5 to go to a preschool day parent-teacher conference. So I'm sorry the traffic was so rough for you. No, you're not. You're not sorry. I'm not sorry at all. I don't think that that's really a problem. I think that you have it pretty good. Goth Nicky Jam. And you're just now sad for whatever reason because that's your thing. And now you're taking it out on us for whatever reason.

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And that goal is do not let Zach Wilson play a snap this season. Not a snap. Only, only if this is like a Denver situation where you're up by like 40 plus points, where you're going in and you've blown them out and you scored 70 in a game. So all of your backups are playing in the fourth quarter. But in terms of meaningful playing time,

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We need to recalibrate and we need to make sure as a fan base, we do not let Zach Wilson play. And it's nothing personal against Zach Wilson. He seems like a very lovely person. I don't want him quarterbacking this team in any meaningful position throughout the season. And sure, I'm taking into account Tua's health too when I'm saying I want Tua to stay on the field. I want you to be healthy.

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I want all of that. I don't want you to get injured, but also do it for me and don't let Zach Wilson play.

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Can I tell you?

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Can I tell you why Zach Wilson has such high upside? Because he's been so terrible everywhere he's gone.

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He didn't sniff any playing time in Denver.

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Yeah. Well, the point is this. He has a high ceiling, and he has all of this stuff because he was drafted high, and he's got a big arm, but every chance he's gotten has not gone well. Both times that he got chances with the Jets did not go well. I think we know what Zach Wilson is, and I could be wrong. And hey, hey, maybe this is... And we'll get to this later in the show. Maybe soon.

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Maybe more likely. I don't know. Maybe this is another example of a Jets quarterback that got away and really had all of the skill there all along and the Jets just misused him. I don't think that's the case with Zach Wilson. Anyways, Mikey, you want to play more Mike Lee? Sure.

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I mean, unless you want to do something else. What do you want to do? What do you want to talk about? How's the family? How are the kids? Yeah. What are you guys up to this weekend? Half day today.

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Oh, boy. I hate half. I hate half days. Not a fan of half days at school whatsoever. I love my children. Love my children. Stay in school all day. Learn your things that you need to learn. Stop getting half days and the half days. I don't know how often your kids get half days.

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Three quarters a month?

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Yeah, I get one once a month at least, and it's kind of like, let's... It ruins your whole day.

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Yeah. It's not that it ruins my day per se, but I want to – It ruins your flow is what I mean.

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it's not that it's that like my children are so young and their, their minds are so moldable right now that I really just wish that they would be in school as long as possible so that they can gain as much knowledge and information at such a young impressionable age that they're at school so long that they get all of the education and everything that they can learn out of it while they still can.

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And I will, I will admit to you, some of my shortcomings. One of them is which I can't teach my child the way a teacher can. So if I want my child, I can only do as much as I can, but I only know so much. Teach them defense. Well, except the seven versus eight. Except the seven versus eight. We can't get into that one.

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Look, if anything... Hey, guys, free agency.

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The teachers will teach them that, just not from this book. Of course. And I think everyone understands that.

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but the point being i want them to be sponges at school and and soak up as much information as possible and i'm not as qualified to teach them all of the things that they're learning has nothing to do with the fact that when they come home they they make it completely impossible to be productive and i can't get anything that has nothing to do with that whatsoever there we go anyways

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Well, I would just say this also, Mike Fuentes. You're complaining. You're surrounded by friends at work, okay? Yeah. Me and Mikey are home alone, left to our own thoughts. Like, in the dead of winter where it's, you know, in the 40s for Mikey and it's, like, 82 for me. So, like...

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More Mike Lee?

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Yeah. You just told me all the upside that he had.

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This one, can I go first? Please. I'm going to say... Ooh, it's tough. I'm going to say Sam Darnold with the Seahawks. And it's not because I believe in Sam Darnold. It's because I think... that they are in a division with less competition than the Raiders. Because the Raiders have the Chiefs that they have to go up against. They have the Broncos who are a playoff team they have to go against.

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They have the Chargers who looked better last year. I think that the Raiders have more of an uphill battle. I need to see who they play aside from their division, like who in the AFC they have this year. But I think that the Raiders are going to have a tougher schedule this than the Seahawks are going to have. Plus, the Seahawks, in getting Sam Darnold, also just dealt DK Metcalf.

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So I think that this is going to be a tough road for Sam. Yeah, I think this is going to be a tough road for Sam Darnold here. The Rams always end up being the Rams. We had that whole situation. with Stafford where he's pretending he's going to retire again or pretending he's going to go to another team just ends up right back there. The Cardinals, God bless the Cardinals. We love the Cardinals.

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We love the Rollis family, defensive coordinator Rollis, all of that. 49ers, there's a lot going on there that we'll get to later in this episode. I think the Seahawks have an easier path than the Raiders do.

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Let's do more. Let's do more. Let's do another one. I got a cross.

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Wow. When we come back, part two of more Mike Lee.

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it's hard it's hard being by yourself and taking care of your mentals when you hear home alone while you're there surrounded by danny b and lewis was dancing behind you a second ago so and you have lunch and breakfast provided for you so like yeah breakfast is great yeah breakfast is great

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I think, Fuentes and Mikey, that was the first time that we have cut off a segment in the middle just to go to commercial break and then come back for part two of said segment. By the way, that segment, more Mikely, is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

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Just let it ride, I think, you know. We'll do a 25-minute segment.

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But, I mean, here's the thing that we've talked about. And, Fuentes, you can be honest with us or dishonest or whatever, right? But in Fuentes is do we still do do we still do eras or is that no longer a thing? Was that a thing like two years ago because of like Taylor Swift? But now it's not anymore. Fuentes, do you know?

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Well, no, I was going to say I was going to say, like, is Fuentes in his goth era? Do we no longer describe things as like eras? Because here's the thing. If he is like in this goth Nicky Jam period that he's in right now, You say that we're going to make him more upset, but then he might actually like that. You know what I mean? I'd be making him happy by making him more upset.

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God bless football, Mikey, eh? God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, Billy Gill. Guys, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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We're giving him the angst that he's craving to then rebel against. You know what I mean? We would be his parents that he doesn't understand while he has a poster in his room of My Chemical Romance. You know what I mean?

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why is that just cut us off half mid exactly right we could we could have gone we could have finished that segment and instead we we're now carrying it over to two segments for you let can you before we get to more mike lee walk us through what a stress-free thursday looks like for you or friday if you're listening or saturday if you're listening on a saturday what does it look like for you a stress-free thursday as i come in here billy shows up not 15 minutes late

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I was not 15 minutes.

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You asked for us to start 30 minutes after because you were late to work today because of traffic and you had other things to do and we accommodated you. Oh, thanks. And then after we said, let's I said, can we start like if we start at that time, that's fine. We can just go all the way through. And then you said, no, let's start at 830.

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And I said, why don't we do 845 so that you would have more time to do the things you needed to do? We move the time for you.

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We could have been fine. We would have been fine. My 9.50, my 9.45. So then guess what?

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9 30 look at that you got to be done in 15 minutes still got 18 minutes to do this is just a disaster at no at no point did i say i'm on my way now like that it's just you're just kind of making things up that's here you're just 26 you're just you're making things up here that's but that's fine if that's how we want to play this i you know what 8 34 hopping in now here you go danny you can take that

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Killed to be 20 pounds overweight. When did your metabolism slow down, Fuentes? Oh, I don't know.

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Yes, 834. When we had settled on 845. So if anything, I would say I was nine minutes early.

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It says right here, if we start at like 845, we'll still be good. And then you were going... That's what you wrote. That's what you wrote. I didn't write that. I was trying to help you. You know what? Never again. Never again. Never again. In fact, and I'm not going to apologize because I gave you the frustration that you've been seeking to go in. You're actually helping me. Thank you.

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Your lip liner. He's so happy. You're actually helping me. Exactly right. Go put in your stud earrings or whatever, whatever the gauge is, whatever it is that you do when you get out of work. The dog collar with the spikes. Yeah, there's your dangling earring. Jesus. Anyways, more Mike Lee.

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Don't go over a second.

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A decade ago?

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That's not bad. I mean, if you're 20 pounds overweight, it kicked out a decade ago. Just think of it this way. You only put on two pounds a year. That's nothing. That's nothing. That really isn't a big deal at all. Free agency. Oh, we're just not talking about your overweightness anymore?

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Yeah, I mean, so what I was going to say was I felt like Devontae Adams doesn't even qualify for this, right? Because you're saying who's going to have a bounce back? He was great last year. He was fine last year.

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Yeah, then I would go with Devontae Adams also. DeAndre Hopkins, you do... I think that if you're going with him, you're wondering, oh, is this going to be like Derrick Henry, where all of a sudden, oh my gosh, look, I forgot how great this person was, which I don't know if that's how that's going to work at the wide receiver position. Because the Chiefs also...

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The Chiefs is a place where it's kind of the opposite, right, from what you were just describing with the Ravens, where the Chiefs bring in, like, any name off the street, and then they come and, like, oh, wow, Hunt, like, he's two touchdowns a game.

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He's really good. You get anyone, you plug them in there, they seem to work. Oh, MVS is back. Wow, that's shocking. Look, he can still play. Like, these are the things that happen with the Chiefs, and for whatever reason, it didn't happen with DeAndre Hopkins.

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The only thing with Devontae Adams that is maybe working against him is that he doesn't have his friend Aaron Rodgers just force-feeding him the ball every single time he gets the chance to.

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Yeah.

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Cause he had good numbers with the jets, but Aaron was forcing him to ball. Like he, he had a, like 196 yard game. And it's like, cause Aaron was just feeding him any chance that he got. And I wonder if that's fine.

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Do you have any more Mike? All right, I got one more. Two minutes.

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But, Fuentes, don't get your feelings hurt. You can answer it, too. Okay.

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Man, here's the thing. It's because I was going to surprise you. We have a new game that we're going to play next segment called Is It Over?

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The thing about the 49ers and the Yankees is the 49ers lost everyone. But they still have Brock Purdy. So now we're really going to find out Brock Purdy. If you're the 49ers, you don't give them the big deal yet, right? Now is when you're like, oh, let's see what Brock Purdy actually has. Let's see how much money we're really going to invest in him.

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We'll get to the 49ers later. We have a lot to talk about. So we had an episode last Friday. Right as free agency was kind of kicking off and then Sunday, business picked up in the NFL. Things kind of went a little bit crazy and...

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Because, I mean, Brock Purdy is going to have to work this season to keep the 49ers relevant. The Yankees, man, are they plagued with injuries. They lost Garrett Cole. John Carlos Stanton has something going on. He doesn't have any working limbs.

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Yeah, they're in a position, though, the Yankees, where they make free agent signings, and they'll be active at the deadline. So I'm going to go with the 49ers. Fuentes? Take your time on the answer, too.

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Yes. I mean, for his sake, right?

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I was going to say, what do you think you can get for him at this point? Just because you never know if he's going to be healthy or not.

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Really?

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You don't think someone will overpay?

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Yeah. When we come back, A new game called Is It Over? Is it over? Where we discuss, is it over for the 49ers or not? I feel like we did a good job. I feel like we got more Mike Lee in there. We didn't go too far over. We got Fuentes' thoughts and we included him, which is the most important thing. I hope that we're trending towards a better day for him.

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even though things have been going poorly. I want to play a game called Is It Over? And this is the way that it works. Fuentes, Mikey, this is how it goes. I will give you a situation or a team or a scenario or whatever, and then I will say, Is it over? And then you, the listening audience, you can play along at home if you would like.

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They've slowed down some, but it's been a busy week in terms of movement, in terms of free agent signings, in terms of people just getting cut because they couldn't get traded from their team. Lots of rumors, lots of things out there. And then Josh Allen, who just wins the MVP and who already had a long-term deal, has now re-upped, and he has the most guaranteed money, I think, of any quarterback.

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Also, you can give us your thoughts either on Twitter or just say them out loud while you're listening. And then we'll all determine whether or not it is, in fact, over. Or actually, now that we're talking it out, Fuentes, Mikey, we could make this a debate segment where I can say, is it over? And one of you explains why it is. And the other one debates saying why it is not over.

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I like that idea better. All right. Okay. So in this first example, Mikey, you are going to be arguing why it is not over. And Fuentes, you will be arguing why it is over. Ready? Do we get the game now, Fuentes? Yes.

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yes okay great so here we go brand new segment called is it over who wants to go first mike you're fuentes i'll go first okay so you're gonna tell us you're gonna tell us why why it is not over sure and then fuentes will tell us why it is over fuentes do you think you can handle being the doom and gloom of this scenario Is it over? The Eagles championship window. They just won the Super Bowl.

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They lost a lot of people. Has that championship window closed with a championship? Mikey?

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All right, Fuentes, is it over?

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You're arguing that it is over. Thanks for listening.

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I don't know.

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Did you tell him you're working?

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All right. I've hit my hand on the table because I don't have a gavel.

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I'm siding with Fuentes. I think that he made the better argument. I'm not saying I think it's over, but I think he made a better argument. Sorry, Mikey.

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Okay, great. Is it over? The Bears living in last place.

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He's not making the most annual salary per year. Dak is still making more than him at $60 million. I think Josh is now up to $55 million. I saw an interview, or I saw, I should rephrase that. I saw headlines from an interview with Josh Allen, where I guess they were asking him the difference between him and Dak.

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How about this? You're the positive, but you can explain why it's over and then Quintus will tell us why it's not over.

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Sure. Not really, but that's fine. We'll go that way.

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Wow.

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He also said Justin Jefferson.

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All right, I'm not even sure if that's true. I'm just saying that would be the reason I'm giving that one to Mikey not because I believe it but because you confuse the hell out of me I don't know what the question was confusing if we're being fair the question The question is not confusing it's just are they still gonna be allowed to find whatever Oh, you know what?

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I'll be the first person this episode to take accountability. That was my fault. All right last one. Oh Is it over Braxton Berrios and Alex Earl's relationship? Braxton now has left Miami. He's going to Houston. Alex kind of has a Miami. She's known as a Miami person, even though she's, I think from New Jersey or something. So now that he's with the Texans, is it over Mikey?

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There's a lot to do there. I don't know.

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I'm going to write that down. So Houston has great Vietnamese food. Mike Fuentes says... I'm going to give that one to Mikey just because I do like the concept of love conquering all. We do love love on this show. We do love love. Very pro love.

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And he said something along the lines of, I know this is crazy, but how much is $5 million really going to affect my life? I'm very lucky. I'm very fortunate. And it's a very nice thing to say in terms of let's use that money to help other people. But Good Lord, how much is $5 million a year going to change my life? It's like, oh, my God.

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Really? But they'll still kind of keep the Bears in last place.

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Okay. All right. Well, that'll do it for this week. See you next time. God bless football, everyone.

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I wish I was in a position where it's like, how much is $5,000 going to save my life? You know what I mean? And I don't have any ill will towards Josh Allen at all, but I'm happy for him. I've become a Josh Allen guy, I think, Mikey. And I don't know. I'm very uncomfortable with it.

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if I'm going to be honest with you, because the Bills are in the division, and Josh Allen is the reason the Dolphins miss the playoffs every year, right? So I can't outright be a Josh Allen fan. I can't outright...

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On what?

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The Dolphins are the reasons the Dolphins make the playoffs. But if the Bills were the Jets, the Dolphins would be in the playoffs. You know what I mean? Like, that's the way I'm looking at it.

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Okay. Yeah. You're right. The Bills are basically two guaranteed losses on the Dolphins' schedule every season. So when you miss the playoffs by, like, a game, the Bills are who I'm blaming for the Dolphins not making the playoffs. But, again, and just what a captivating spirit he has where just one sit-down with him completely changed everything. You guys bonded at the Super Bowl. I know.

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Two years ago. Yeah, I know.

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Yeah. I mean, I, yeah, but that was just, I think that's just him. I think he's just a captivating personality and I think he just charms people and then he goes on and breaks their hearts and spirits, you know?

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No, is the answer.

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Not at all.

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Not at all. I don't believe that at all just because it was just one interaction on a day where he did probably 20 interviews. So, like, no, I don't think he has any clue who I am. Yeah, but it was a special one.

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That's fine. had we seen no definitely not had we seen him had i gone to uh the golf tournaments two guys goes to where he claims he saw him maybe because it was a couple months later but no that ship has sailed the josh allen budding friendship is uh is long gone he has better media connections you know who we fell off and this is not football related hey dk metcalf is a stealer you know who uh

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You know who we had a long-term somewhat relationship with that really fell off? And I haven't seen him really doing a ton of anything right now. Like he had a moment and he's fallen off and maybe it's time for us to revisit it. Not in the NFL, but Max Homa. Like Max Homa was a guy that he was like on all the podcasts. He was out there very charming. He had his kid. He was still doing some stuff.

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And now I don't really see him kind of around as much. So I wonder if maybe this is our opportunity to sneak back in there.

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with home on be his homies again right is that what we call ourselves i didn't remember yeah we were the homies um i would say he's got to win the problem is if he wins then he doesn't want to come do exactly right we need to get down we get we need to get back with him when he's down on his luck i think yeah yeah that's the move and i'm following golf very closely so i know exactly how he's doing in the tournaments so okay yeah as much as you follow football

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Not that much. Dude, I bought so many football books this offseason to study up for next season. It's kind of crazy. I got so many books that I bought a bookshelf to put them on right here off to my side. I'm really studying up on defensive schemes. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, you wouldn't believe it.

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Well, my focus at the moment... is preparing for the drafts or my focus at the more at the moment is preparing to prepare for the draft. Once the draft has come, then I'm really going to start digging into the X's and O's and, you know, next season, if there is one next season, we're going to be talking about, uh, defensive offensive schemes, play calling.

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I can tell you about, uh, Bill Belichick's philosophies, you know, you know, one of the problems that I'm going to tell you. And, uh, I'll show you the book and I'll probably get made fun of for this, but it's called Defensive Football Strategies that I'm really going to dig into here. Here's the problem with this book is that it's quite dated, right?

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You're not wrong. I still am kind of trying to figure out if I like that as the opening of the show or not, which at this point in the show's run doesn't matter, you know? No. No, it doesn't. I guess we'll just continue God-blessing football. You want me to start again? Ready? God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes.

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Now, because of the fact that it's so dated, we have... A lot of contributors to the book, a lot of different coaches over the years that tell you, like, here's how you do the 6-2-2-1 against the running game, right? And then there's, like, a coach that tells you how to do the 6-2-2-1 against the running game, right? Perfectly fine. I understand that there's a lot of coaches, a lot of insight.

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Bob Stoops is in here. george welsh is in here like there's a lot of strategies and a lot of signature things that are in here both shem black shem beckler sorry now here's the problem this was published over 20 years ago and i didn't realize this when fuentes metabolism was still running good yeah when his metabolism was in tip-top shape is when uh is when this book came up here now

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Here's the problem, is that on page 35, we have a whole chapter on contrasting the seven and eight man fronts. And... That portion was written by Jerry Sandusky.

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So I may skip that portion and just never really understand the difference between the seven and eight-man fronts.

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Yeah, I think it's understandable, especially if I explain to them if we're breaking down the seven versus eight-man fronts, and they're like, Billy, a little bit of a hole in your knowledge there. I'll say, you know, here's the problem. I was reading my AFCA defensive football strategies book and that portion couldn't, couldn't get behind that chapter. I just really, I, I had to take a stand.

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If you stand for nothing, you fall for anything, they say, and this might be where my stand is.

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Yeah. So, anyways, the Steelers now have an interesting situation. I don't know why we're talking about the Steelers, but the Steelers got DK Metcalf. The Steelers have George Pickens, at least for now, unless they try to move him for whatever reason. But they don't have a quarterback, and this is now posing an interesting situation for the Steelers because...

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Rumors are swirling of potential interest in your former quarterback, Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers has officially been released and the Jets are eating the $49 million cap hit or whatever they have to pay him now, which is crazy. So he could now, in turn, go to the Steelers, which people think could be a good fit. I have said that I don't know why Mike Tomlin would invite him into that.

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And at the moment, Russell Wilson has met with the Browns or is meeting with the Browns, so he may find a future home. So that is one question mark that we still have out there in terms of quarterbacks. Aside from that, a lot of the quarterbacking questions have been answered.

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The Vikings one is also still a question mark because there's JJ McCarthy, who they drafted last season, but he missed all of last season with an injury. So we don't know where they stand on him, if he's going to be their starter, if they're going to bring someone in. Daniel Jones was promised that he would be their guy. And then Daniel Jones decided, you know what?

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Indiana, Indiana Jones, I recall him headed towards Indiana. Now he's going to be a backup in Indiana. So the quarterback carousel quite active so far this season, Mikey.

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That was even worse. That was better. I thought that was better. I think the thing with Mike Fuentes is he wants to... How do I best describe this? He wants... No, well, that, yes, obviously. But I think aesthetically, he wants to be...

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We also didn't address... Well, I know why Rodgers would go there. I don't know why Tomlin would want him unless you think what you saw from him is good enough. You guys, the Jets, also, surprise, you found your new quarterback in Justin Fields, also a former Steeler. The Indiana thing makes sense if you're Daniel Jones, I think, because what you're guessing is...

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Anthony Richardson is going to get a boo-boo at some point in the season, and I'm going to see the field. And if I do good on that option in the field, I could be Joe Flacco.

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That is true. And by the way, Joe Flacco's still out there, just kind of wandering around. Guys, we have a lot of fun segments for you today. We have a fan favorite, More Mikely, which is going to be coming up next. And then we have the debut of a new segment called Is It Over?

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Well, I think it was offered to Caitlyn and she rejected it, which, by the way, is good for her because she has absolutely nothing to gain from that stunt. Because I think that the prize is like $50,000, which of her player salary, it's like more than two-thirds of her player salary. But also, if you lose, then of course you lost.

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Have fun.

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Do you? Okay, I'm not sure. It's a small one. No, I think it might be upside down. Really? I can't see, though, because I'm not looking. That's the whole point. Wait, hold on a second. I have an idea for this. We got music for this?

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I can't believe how creative you guys are. By the way, don't look now, which we just came up with, is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

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You guys ever do superheroes? Is that what we're talking about here?

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I think what's going on here, if we're in a full disclosure here, with New Game full disclosure, we're being very careful with that mask because it's for a company that doesn't sponsor us anymore.

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I want you to imagine a future. I think the way this works is someone else wears the blindfold and you say don't look now and they're blindfolded. No, no, but I'm not looking.

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Wide receiver and corner, Dan, for Vrabes. Come on. He's going to love that. You got to go to the next one. He looked at that one.

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Oh, man. Stop looking, Dan. It was accidental. It was accidental. It was fine. You're teasing me with the things you're saying.

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But if you acknowledge it, it seems like you're looking at it. What it is is it's presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. We all know that. Do we have any more of these? Well, do you have one? I thought you were prepared for this.

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Wow. Duvall. Some people were saying, you know what, that's a landing spot for Aaron Rodgers.

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Wait, hold on. Don't look now. This is a sidebar to that. Don't look now. And it's something that I put out there on God Boots Football, which is available today. But I'm curious your thoughts on this. Don't look at it, though. If Aaron Rodgers goes to the Steelers and ends Mike Tomlin's streak of not having a winning season, I say out of the Hall of Fame. Don't look now.

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Mike Tomlin becomes out of the Hall of Fame? No, Aaron Rodgers out of the Hall of Fame.

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It's just creepy. Jacksonville's a weird place, huh? It is. Yeah. For a number of reasons, but the Jaguars seems like a weird place in Jacksonville.

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Stop looking.

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You want to start the bet again? We can start the music again. Let me check my paper.

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That's not great. Not good. Something's got to give.

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There's a lot of people that don't know my name around these parts. Like when I checked into the hotel at Super Bowl, we couldn't find my room. And we were looking and looking and looking and I said, try Ben Lyons because that's been a mistake that's happened. And they didn't find my room under Ben Lyons. And it turns out it was under William Gill, which I've never been.

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I'm like, do you want me to change? I'm like, yes, please. And then other times there's like a 2L in my last name situation that's confusing.

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What's that now?

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guillermo well i mean if i'm gonna say it properly and also what's your pin number on your atm hold on a second last four years social guillermo luis hill so even gill isn't my last name if we're gonna be perfectly honest yeah and people only found that out because of luis hill pitcher for the yankees also my dad's name and my grandfather r.i.p but neither the pitcher

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Are we talking about the Venmo bucket, which is presented by Venmo? That very bucket. It was a busy week for the Venmo bucket. By our records, we had one fine. $20 to David Sampson for coughing. No, your records are wrong. Let the records show.

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Greg Cody had an assortment of fines. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, there was a situation where you took his phone and you guessed his password.

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Oh, you haven't seen what he looks like? No. He looks like crap. Can I... That was unnecessary.

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Can I ask you guys a delicate question that I think we've all been wondering, and if you can, put the video of George Lopez dancing again, because it's related to this video. A lot of us are thinking it, and no one, I don't think, has asked it, but does Jennifer Hudson actually have a show, or does she just make people dance in a hallway? I don't know.

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Because I don't think I've ever seen a clip of her actual show. But every day I just see pictures of people dancing in the hallway, be it George Lopez or Dan Orlovsky or whoever. There's just always people dancing down the hallway.

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I've never seen one of these videos before. This is a thing. This is a video. She has her guests dance down the hallway and her staff serenades the celebrities. By saying their name. Dancing down the hallway to the stage. But I have never seen a clip of the actual show. Just videos of everything. everyone dancing in the hallway or like awkwardly like walking, like what am I supposed to do now?

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Yeah. What channel is her show on? I don't know. It's just on Twitter and Instagram and it's just videos of people dancing. I don't know that they actually go anywhere.

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But because of these videos, I'm telling you, if you look, it's all of these videos. Look at the one, and I don't think we have time to do it, but look at the one that's a guy that everyone accused of being Dan Orlovsky, and he can't shake it.

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Dan Orlovsky is now known for two things, running out of the end zone and dancing while walking down the hall of the Jennifer Hudson show that he was never on. It was not Dan Orlovsky, but they continued to bring it up and ask him about it. Because the guy has his hair cut.

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We have a betrayal video out here. It is not the Dan Orlovsky video, but it is Rex Ryan or Rob Ryan dancing sadly at media night.

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It's a great question.

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From the Venmo bucket, which is presented by Venmo. Yes. Got it.

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When we were in New Orleans for the Super Bowl at Radio Row, we spoke to someone who has trafficked in these waters before in Sean Stilato, who is Daniel Jones's agent. And he mentioned that he has an agent, which is kind of like, well, OK, why does your agent need an agent? But he said something that I thought was interesting and hadn't considered.

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He's like, yeah, to be perfectly honest with you, going viral was great, not just for me, but for my clients, because I have so many brands that have reached out because they want me to do things that then I get work for my clients and I get them endorsements also, which is not the way you would think it would work out at all.

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But somehow he's managed to have the moment of him out there in his suit that went around, get more work for his clients that they wouldn't have normally gotten because of him.

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With all the rings on too, Dan, what kind of message was he sending there? What do you think? Don't look now. But he was wearing all his Super Bowl rings after he was kind of pushed out of the league.

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Don't look now, though. Would you watch a Bill Belichick sex tape? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, come on, for sure.

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It's hard to say no, right? You can't say no.

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Yeah, surprising. Good-looking chest, dude. Weird, but not bad. Better than mine.

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it's a crazy weekend there's too much going on there's the boat show here locally the arts festival here locally nba all-star game is going on there's the hockey thing going on the great american races this weekend a lot of things valentine's day valentine's day yeah too many days president's day we don't have a show on monday you know really i think you still have to come in jeremy

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You know what I was thinking the other day? And you guys will judge me, and I guess, Dan, this may be why you think that I'm weird, right? So we just invented days, right? Like someone, the Mayans, the Aztecs, whoever, just invented the calendar, invented days, right? Right. And like if you were going, you know, in a circle, you could just decide a year is 360 days instead of 365 days.

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And you could also break things up into 12 even months of 30 days each. And then have 360 days, which would represent like 360 degrees. So things could go full circle rather than 365 with this slightly off. And then you need to figure out where's the 31, where's the 30, there's a 28 here, a 29. That's how you know, knuckle. No, the knuckle thing is real.

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Knuckle between, knuckle between, knuckle between. Why didn't we just decide on 360 days? Because then when you go full circle, it's 360 degrees. So January 1st to January 31st, full circle, 360 days. We were in charge of that.

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Around the sun. No, no. No. Pardon me, but no.

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I'm not going to take a quiz. Can I tell you something about space science? Please do. It's Neil deGrasse Tyson going up, just making up shit as he goes. And then everyone's like, wow, you're so smart. Don't look into him, by the way. Wow, you're so smart. You know so much about the space and the cosmos and the this and the that. And it's like largely speculative.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson has not traveled one million light years away from us. He can look in a telescope, but guess what? See, the same thing we see. Remember when someone looked in a telescope and it was a piece of sausage, a little piece of salami, and they're like, look, this is planet Neptune XYZP3 in the galaxy XY blah, blah, blah.

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I'm like, wow, this is the clearest photo we've ever seen of that. And it's like, nope, it was an astronomer's sandwich. Tricked ya. That's space science in a nutshell. I was part of astronomy club. that I can believe it is the nerdiest thing ever

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Don't you miss viewing sports through that prism, though? Like, I'm envious of Lucy. Like, I wish that I could still be happy.

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That's a number one.

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What an evolution for Tyrese and Ludacris, huh? Like they started as just guys who were their bookies, really just kind of having street races. And then all of a sudden they're like scientists and they're in space and they know how to diffuse nuclear submarines and everything. It's quite the evolution.

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There's just something about being disavowed by your nation, O'Shea. You know what I mean? There's nothing like when your nation disavows you.

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Gotta go Shaquille O'Neal, dude. LeBron James is right there, O'Shea. Number two.

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You only gave him three, Dan.

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Mina's a rattlesnake was great too. I want to get there. Like, in my life. Like, I want to be Rob Ryan. I mean, you're a yammerer, dude. What? Me? How so?

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When you said that you have word association with Rob Ryan and it's empty pizza boxes, I also have word association with Rob Ryan. And it's because of a video that I was sent that it wasn't, you know, the nicest video to be sent. And it was media night for the Super Bowl 2020 in Miami. There's like a welcome media party, usually like on the Monday or the Tuesday.

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And this one was, I believe, at the Port of Miami at one of like the cruise ship. Yeah, one of the terminals. And I didn't go. I heard that it was kind of a mess getting there, getting in and out.

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But I had a spy that was there that throughout the night was sending me videos of Rob Ryan dancing because there was like a live band or music that was playing and there was one person dancing and it was Rob Ryan and he was loving it.

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This episode of the Dan Lebitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings.

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Well, I mean, I can just play it for you if you want. Again, if you want to participate in this.

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The sponsor, as you mentioned, is Boost Mobile, 305-486-GODS if you want to do this. Boldest take from the weekend. And we can, you know... We usually air them earlier in the week, but this week we had this compilation. I'm going to be honest. I chuckled.

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It wasn't a coy chuckle, though. It was like I was on the couch. I was like, ha!

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Just put on there a meeting with whoever it is. And then I would even, and I hope, does Valerie listen to the show? She's probably listening because she's like, where is Dan? My wife doesn't listen to the show either. So don't feel bad. Don't think it's like a personal thing. Valerie doesn't listen to the show. It's not. All of our spouses hate the show.

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It's not the show, it's us that they really are tired of. It's the show too, they resent it. I think what we should do is the five of us in here should make a pact, right? And I think that we should all come up with a code word together for no reason other than funsies.

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And then what you do, Dan, is you tell your assistant whenever it is that you have errands to run or whatever and you don't want Valerie to know, you say that I have a meeting with and then the code word, like the code name. And that's just like a fun little thing for all of us to share together. And then we can all use that on our own thing.

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So then when you're like, hey, Jeremy, I can't do pitch clock or whatever. I have a meeting with Keith or whatever name we decide.

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Then we know, no, not Kyle, because Kyle, it's really going to confuse Chris if we do that. So we can't, like, don't let, let's not overcomplicate things.

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And it's not because I'm asking her to. No, I know, but you instruct on Valentine's Day, all nonsense. Okay. No business. Okay, all nonsense. All nonsense on Valentine's Day.

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I don't think that I would classify myself as strange. I think I would classify myself as a nonconformist who's not much interested in society's views of him. Yeah, you're an anarchist. No, not an anarchist. I'm fine. I'm strange. Okay, I'm strange. Whatever. I like what I like, and that's fine.

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Two guts. And then to take it a step further, you know, just a couple weeks ago, James Corden was stepping down and said, you know who would be a great replacement for him? Me. I could do that. I could replace James Corden, right? I actually agree with you on that. If I don't have to move to L.A.

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and I could just do this somewhere near the Tamiami area, like they have an old, you know, theater that's kind of abandoned right now. Maybe we do something there. I mean, people like to come to Miami, right? Turn the abandoned Kmart into your late, late show studio.

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my god guys i saw something the other day and we'll get back to whatever it is that we were talking about thank you i appreciate you allowing me that uh privilege i saw something the other day and like we can criticize the kelsey's for any number of things right like it's just sometimes it's overexposure it's too many things on the kelsey's the kelsey's reinvented cereal and i didn't even know that cereal needed to be or could be reinvented and they made a mix they must have made a deal with like general mills or something

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Right. Where they basically took like three of General Mills is most popular cereals and they just re-released it as like a Kelsey mix. So I have a picture of it right here, which is not great. So TV, if you want, you just scroll on Twitter.

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Yeah, all mixed together in one box. So like they just did like a third. Oh my God, it's diabetes in a box. Like honestly.

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Yeah. That's too much. No, it's great. I didn't buy it, but it's great. No, it's going to be incredible.

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Yeah. So what are we doing for Valentine's Day? Do we get the gifts? Are we doing flowers? Do you need to do more than just flowers? I'm getting that for Lehman.

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Yeah, you should. 1-800-Flowers. Shout out to them, you know.

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Go to 1-800-Flowers, obviously. Should have already done that. That is taken care of.

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It's not too late, I don't think. What do they do? they should shop local yeah you yeah you can go around uh i think that you need to get honestly at this point in time it depends on your budget right but i think that the way you can get away with it if you don't want to spend a lot of money is you just get a lot of nonsense again we just fill our schedule with nonsense for the day

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And then you get a lot of nonsense and then you fill it with why it's meaningful and why it's so important to you and to your spouse. And then if you can find things that are actually meaningful, that's absolutely great. But if you can't, then what you do is you get something so obscure and so meaningless that what you do is you then try to take it back to like your first date or second date.

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Exactly right. You just get something that has absolutely no meaning whatsoever. And you lie. Hold on a second. Something so bland that could be simply forgotten because why would anyone remember it? And then what happens? There's no way to disprove it, right?

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And then your spouse or significant other in turn feels bad for not having such a fondness for this item that you think is so important to your relationship that you just made up because you forgot about Valentine's Day. That then it strengthens your bond.

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The problem is you also then need to kind of really like what that is because then that will be a meaningful thing in your relationship moving forward. So like partially lie, but if you're on a budget, what you need to do is just get trinkets and then try to fill it with meaning. And then you just write like a nice letter. The problem is it's always like this thing like, I love you so much.

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Thank you for being part of my life. Journey this, whatever. Our souls united. Something about boats. And then boom, done. XOXO.

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That's why they call me Carrie Strug of love.

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Listen, I think everybody knows that the true foundation of a healthy relationship is a good dollop of lying. Yeah.

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Do you guys make Valentine's Day and other holidays a contest also? Like, you want to win Valentine's Day, right? You try to see what it is that the gift was, and they're like, I'm going to get a better gift, and I'm really going to make you feel bad.

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Imagine the Harbaugh's doing Valentine's Day. Not to bring this back to sports.

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So you are the opposite. Yeah. Well, because like it like Valentine's Day is to make your partner feel bad. But there's different ways of making them feel bad. There's either the guilt of, oh, wow, I didn't do enough. Or then just the feeling bad of they didn't do enough for me. They don't love me. So there's only two feelings and it's bad or bad.

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So you need to choose which bad you want to deliver that day.

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You're not married yet.

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This is dangerous ground, but did you and Lebo get each other Valentine's gifts? I don't understand why this is a particularly- That I appreciate love more.

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They could just be in drafts, and they were scheduled to send, or maybe you put the wrong year, and then we're really going to get confused. Next February, we're going to get so many emails.

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Yeah, could be good.

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The color of the stuff that comes out of babies is wild. It's diabolical sometimes. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's yellow. There's a dark brown, a light brown. There's purple. It's insane how much whatever they eat. The first one is black.

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Like tar. Like tar. You could fix a roof with baby poop when it comes out the first couple weeks. It's crazy, Dan.

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Yeah. And sticky. And the crazy thing is... Doesn't smell. At all?

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Like doesn't smell like anything.

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Doesn't smell like anything. And then all of a sudden you hit like one and you're like, what? Like what is this horrific smell? Is there a dead animal in the house? And it's like, no, the baby's poop smell kicked in. And now it's terrible forever. But it starts at like one years old.

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You have like a year where it doesn't smell like anything. So it's like, I don't care about any of this. You get it on your hand. You're like, yeah, whatever. You lick it off.

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I never knew this. I got to tell you something. If you guys have children, they don't teach you anything. Not a thing. Like these movies that are like, oh, I need to go to parenting class. That's not a thing that exists. I mean, I guess it is if someone's out there trying to, you know, take money from you, they'll tell you like, oh, I'll teach you how to be a parent.

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But like, they send you out of the dealership without even a manual on this car. They're just like, you ready to go? And you're like, oh, this baby popped out like 24 hours ago. They're like, Yep, you got this. Good luck. They don't even walk you to the car anymore, Dan.

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She doesn't even have the brakes of the wheelchair on. By herself. Well, don't mention the hospital. Sorry.

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And they make a ton of them, by the way. Oh, they won't shut up. At 2 in the morning, it's like... Oh, my God. Shut up. Exactly. Grunting. I was like, did we bring home a pig? What is this? And then the arms are flailing and you're like, oh, is she okay? Oh, no. You got to put it in a swaddle. Swaddle that baby. Swaddle that baby hard.

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Tough shit. That's what you say. Hey, baby. Tough shit. You're getting swaddled today.

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No. Rookie move. She sleeps like this. You've lost all control. Have another kid because you've lost control of that one. That kid is never going to listen to you now. If that kid doesn't put on the swaddle properly, you're never going to get control of that child. It's a lost battle. Okay, so next one? Next baby. Give up on this one already. Lovely, just give up on it. Lost cause, this baby.

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You need to let the baby know really early on who's boss. And it's hard to do so because you see the baby like, oh, I love you. You're in charge. But you're the boss. And never forget it.

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Yeah, I was worried how that story was going to start because I thought that we wanted to have a channel dedicated to following Tyreek Hill around 24 hours a day, which I thought, bad idea, bad idea. We don't need that.

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Well, I think Tyreek wanted to do a shorter distance, so then it's all about the burst at the start.

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You got to sell on him, right? Like, if you can get anything for Tyreek Hill, you sell now. Because before, it's too late.

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That's true.

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Well, none of that was his fault. He walked us through what happened. What is he supposed to do? That's Miami.

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I've never heard that a tow truck company, who we all know are super on the up and up,

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decide to abide by you owe sun pass bills and we're not going to give it back to you like i i think respectfully to all tow truck drivers and tow truck companies out there and trust me i don't want to get on your wrong side because i don't want my car to go missing but i would think that they don't exactly have the closest relationship with the law since they're stealing your car

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The timelines didn't line up because he said that the reservations were at 8 and that he had to eat dinner quick to go watch the game when kickoff was at 6.30. So there's kind of like, I don't exactly know what timeline was here. He said he was in Miami, so it wasn't a situation at time zones, which can be very tricky. We've gone over that a number of times. But that wasn't at play there.

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yeah kyle's like go ahead kyle please go they're both kyle yeah i don't we don't have requirements in my in fact i forgot today was valentine's day until i woke up and lehman handed me a gift card to get a massage and a book about cold war spies and i'm like i love valentine hell yeah that's a sweet man okay so what do you do now because like dan this is one of the benefits of working on valentine's day that you didn't consider is you you get to rush out of the house right and you're like oh valerie i have to go to work don't worry we got something big planned later

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Like Billy. Wait, what? I think I'm normal. I know that people think I'm strange. In my world, I'm the most normal thing.

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then you have like a shorter day and now is when you spend the time planning what that big thing is later yeah now that you're out at work now is when you can do all of the Valentine's errands and then when you get home is when you go and you do like the big gesture and by the way also if you do like what you think is a big gesture and it gets a bad reception early on then you have all of work to figure out how to make up for the fact that you had a bad gesture in the morning and

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Here's some lure. Exactly. You never mentioned it.

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You tell him, these worms are going to die. I've been planning it for months. I just couldn't get it before.

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Do you think strange people? No, because everyone else is strange to me.

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This is perfect. Now you're not even lying.

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Well, I mean, I appreciate that gift. But now you have time to go do stuff. Valerie, yeah, it was a long day. Lots of me. You're a big man of business now, Dad. You're a baron of sorts, you know. You have to go around. You have to have all these meetings and do all of these things. And just look, this is... This is why you have assistants. You just say, fill up my schedule with nonsense.

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So Saquon obviously had an incredible year, but you guys sound like Saquon, like, you know, you could show up in the Superbowl too. You know what I mean? Like people were waiting for you to score 200 yard games. Like, you know, big game, maybe, you know, I'm going to put a stamp on that too.

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You carried him.

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When you look back at this playoff run, there's like, you know, dumb things that happen. And then you see like the media and how the fans react. Looking back to A.J. Brown reading a book on the sideline after a game. Do you look back at that and think, OK, that was ridiculous and it didn't really bother us at all?

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Oh, it's cold outside, but it's getting warmer. And you know what I'm going to do to keep cold in the warm heat? Enjoy a nice, cold Miller Lite. Winter weather, it's a great excuse to get your friends and family together. And now that it's going away, you're thinking, oh, I'm going to have to push my friends and family apart. No, bring them together with Miller Lite.

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From basketball and hockey to game night, winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Now's a perfect time for friends, family, and a great tasting light beer. Taste like Miller time. You know what? I want to toast to hockey, to hoops, to my friends, to my family.

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And you know what? I'm going to toast this Miller Lite to Miller Lite because it's the taste you can depend on. No games, no gimmicks, just a great beer for people who like beer. And Miller Lite's brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you.

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Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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Not in beating the Chiefs, in beating the Chiefs with the Eagles. Yes. With the Eagles team.

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I'm eager to see how Chris Sims responds.

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Okay. Oh, wow. We'll get to this.

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I mean, Jesus. I have a – Peeling off quarterbacks. I mean – I have a new game that I want to debut today if you guys want to debut a game today.

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It is. Thank you for asking. I was going to get to that. It is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Do you want to play the game now? Do you want to build up to the game? What do you want to do?

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Yeah. My take. Yes, let's play the game. Yes. Let me ask you guys a question. I have a game for you. Let me ask you guys a question. Was there a quarterback in the playoffs that if you swapped out with Patrick Mahomes could have beat the Eagles? Yep.

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Josh Allen doesn't beat the Eagles? On the Chiefs.

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He also, by the way, if we're going to be honest, Patrick Mahomes was trying to be the hero on a number of plays where he had receivers that had he looked downfield, he probably could have hit or at least thrown to where he just decided, I'm Patrick Mahomes. I always get out of this. I'm going to get out of this again. And he was not getting out of it.

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All right, so I have a new game that I'd like to run by you guys, presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. Also, Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka, and please drink responsibly. On that note also. So here's the game. We have played throughout the season if the season ended today. Of course. For years we've played if the season ended today. It's a good game.

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Year after year if the season ended today, if the season ended today. I have a classic spin on this game. Really? A spin on a classic game. A spin off, huh? Yeah. If the season started today. Oh.

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All right, Stu Gatz. Yes. We're running out of time here. Okay. And we debuted a new game. I teased another game. I don't know if we have time to play that game if you want to today. I found out a lot from Chris Sims that he gets $100 haircuts. He does.

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Oh, you want to play the game? Yes. How often do you think these $100 haircuts occur? For Sims? Yeah. I would say once every two to three weeks. I was talking to Fuentes off air, and we think because of the fact that he's on Football Night in America that they may be weekly.

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Like, he may have $400 a month budget for his haircut. Now, hold on. Did he give you specifics? Like, is it $100 plus tip, or that's including tip?

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Yeah, because if not, he'd be giving a $60 tip on a $40 haircut. Crimson's not getting a $40 haircut.

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Yeah, well.

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40% for those doing the math. What can I be not great at professionally and then just talk about at an elite level where I become super rich? I need to find that. Right. I've done it. Football. Okay, so here's my game. It's called Aaron or Aaron. Oh, wow. All right. Wow. New game. Dropped them all out today, huh?

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I'll ask you a question, and then you have to tell me if you would trust Aaron Glenn or... Ooh. Or Aaron Rodgers, but just tell me Aaron. I'll take Aaron on that one, right? Okay, so Aaron or Aaron. Yeah, so the Jets just played a game. They were the originals that played this game of Aaron or Aaron, where they said, you know what? We need a new head coach.

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We're on to the next season already, boys. Off-season exclusive if the season started today. Wow. Actually, you know what? Wow. It doesn't even have to be an off-season exclusive. We could do this once the year starts and once the Bengals start 0-4 again. We could be like, but... If the season started today, where would you take Burrow and the Bengals? They'd be the best team.

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Not sure what we're going to do with the direction of this franchise. We have Aaron Glenn here. We have Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers, by the way, was told, and to Andrew Rossini, I believe, is the one that reported this, told, hey, if you want to stay on the Jets, no more Pat McAfee show. Yeah. And I guess that he said, no, I'm going to keep doing that. And they said, okay.

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Well, then in the original game of Aaron or Aaron, we're going with Aaron. Yes. They chose Aaron. And they went with Aaron Glenn. And they said, Aaron, hit the road, Jack. Yep. Yeah. Because that's how you do it when you play Aaron or Aaron. Yeah. Losing Aaron always has to hit the road. Hit the road, Jack. Okay. That's good to know. The world's number one vodka. Yes. Drink responsibly. Okay.

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Okay, so if it were up to you guys, Mike EA and Stu Gatz, and you had to choose Aaron Glenn or Aaron Rodgers to lead your team next year, would you go Aaron or Aaron?

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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Yep. All right. All right. Now. If you wanted someone to lead your team in a rousing speech to get the troops ready. Yes. Now you've known one for three years, the other one not as long. Are you going Aaron or Aaron? It has to be Aaron. Come on, man. It's easily Aaron. I can't choose Aaron Donald. It could be Aaron Donald, too, if you'd like.

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Well, in that case, I'm taking Aaron. Can it be Hank Aaron? Hammer and Hank could be. I'm going to take Aaron. All right. Yes. So Aaron. Mikey?

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Okay. Now, off the gridiron here, which is another segment that we can play later on in the offseason. But off the gridiron here, vacation time is coming around. Who are we vacationing with? Aaron or Aaron? Aaron. Aaron. God bless football. Oh, it's cold outside, but it's getting warmer. And you know what I'm going to do to keep cold in the warm heat? Enjoy a nice, cold Miller Lite.

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Winter weather, it's a great excuse to get your friends and family together. And now that it's going away, you're thinking, oh, I'm going to have to push my friends and family apart. No, bring them together with Miller Lite. From basketball and hockey to game night, winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life.

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Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Now's a perfect time for friends, family, and a great tasting light beer. Taste like Miller time. You know what? I want a toast to hockey, to hoops, to my friends, to my family. And you know what? I'm going to toast this Miller Lite to Miller Lite because it's the taste you can depend on.

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No games, no gimmicks, just a great beer for people who like beer. And Miller Lite's brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly.

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They'd be in the tie for first place. Yeah, exactly right. So let's try this out today, see how it fits for size, and then maybe we store it away for a rainy day during the season. Because here's the thing. Smirnoff, they're in this with us. They're here to present. these segments for us. The world's number one vodka, please drink responsibly.

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Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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Yeah, presented, by the way, by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. We did a countdown here right beforehand that you found it very weird. Like, most people just do 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. You threw in, like, your own cadence, and you kind of threw everybody off a little bit.

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And Smirnoff is presenting that week after week after week. And we're going to try on if the season started today. And if it doesn't work out, then guess what? Next week, we're going to have another game also presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka, please drink responsibly.

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No, I'm saying that we're going to try this game on for size. And if it doesn't fit, store it away for a rainy day. Maybe we do it during the regular season. Okay. But we're still going to play another game presented by Smirnoff next week. Okay. All right. So let me explain to you how this works. I know how it works. If the season started today. Right. I'm going to give you a scenario.

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If the season started today and then we have to take the team as is. Okay. And then project out how they would do if the season started today. So. Okay. If the season started today. I believe Tyrod Taylor would be the starting quarterback for the New York Jets. He would be, yes.

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You just want us to respond to that? Yeah, New York Jets. How are we feeling? Your team told Aaron to hit the road, Jack.

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No more, no more, no more, no more. Well, not to the Jets.

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All right. Flint has inspired me for a new game also. Oh, really? We can finish if the season started today. Yeah, we can finish if the season starts again, but I have a new game. It's called Aaron... Or Aaron? And I'll explain how that works in a moment. Okay, Mikey, back to you.

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Let me ask you guys something on this Aaron Rodgers to the Steelers scenario. Yeah. If Aaron Rodgers goes to the Steelers and Aaron Rodgers ends Mike Tomlin's winning streak for a winning season every year, not having a losing season as a coach. Right. I think that we could kick Aaron Rodgers out of the Hall of Fame, right, for ending that streak.

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I false started. Yeah.

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No, it's not going to happen.

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I think if Aaron Rodgers wins the Super Bowl next year, you should shave your head.

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Okay.

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Dolphins need a legitimate serviceable backup.

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Yes. I don't think that Aaron is going to sign with a team to be a backup. It doesn't seem to be in Aaron's nature, so I really don't know where he's going to end up.

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And so I did 5-4-3. That's what happened. Is he? And then you pause to get him to jump. By the way, we're also presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. So you try to get Mikey A to jump off sides.

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I mean, I would if I was you wonder, do my parents love me if they named me after the Dallas Cowboys?

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Are you guys tired of the whole Nick Sirianni thing? Your coach is taking to two Super Bowls in three years and everybody's been wanting him to get fired in Philadelphia.

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So now they, quote unquote, make edible cookie dough that it's fine to eat before you cook.

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so i will go and i'll buy the edible cookie dough to just go and i get the ones that are like the pre-cut like 20 you this makes 24 cookies and i'm like nope that makes 24 bite-sized snacks for me because i'm not going to make those into cookies so i'll go and i'll buy the edible cookie dough and uh and then i notice on the bogo it's like oh you know buy one get one free and the price for the buy one get one free is like 5.49 or something like that and it's like well hold on a second

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One of them last week was $369. So I'm buying one and getting one free. But the one that I'm paying for, you've increased the price from one week to the next about 180%. That's how they're getting you on these things. You think you're saving money and like you are if you wanted to, but also you're paying like a lot more for the one than you would normally. I'm on to the groceries, Gojo.

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Yeah. I'm going to start an Excel doc, and I'll spare everyone, but I'll share with you on what I found in terms of pricing, Gojo. Don't worry.

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i love gojo on the power a two for six dollars not knowing if one is like 220 dude no like like like you should be getting two for 450 you know well okay that's a whole nother thing like it used to be like you could get two for like 250 and now it's like two for seven dollars and it's like what is happening here and and don't get me started on shrinkflation where a 24 ounce bottle turned into a 20 ounce bottle i'm on to you guys i know what's going on all

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I'm not sure that's how they market them, but they could. They should. They should. I don't even know if it's they should, but they could.

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God bless football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Gojo, Bill Belichick to North Carolina. What do you think, huh?

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It does seem weird, right? And when is the last Patriots? I mean, it's pre-COVID, right? Their last Super Bowl. When was their last year that they won the Super Bowl? Because now a 17-year-old might have been, what, 11, 12? That's what I'm wondering. When Bill Belichick was dominating and was Bill Belichick and even then was like on the back end of it, right? Right.

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they'll know who Bill Belichick is, obviously, right? But I don't know that Bill, if he has the cachet, right? It was 2019, Billy, for what it's worth. I cannot imagine Bill Belichick strolling into someone's house to recruit them. That is another part of it, right? You assume he's going to put in all the work to get everything done, right? He's bringing on all these people.

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He's going to have his army of consultants and assistant coaches and all that. But I don't see Bill Belichick just driving around making house visits for some of these recruits and sitting on your couch and be like, we'd love to have your son come play for us. Like it just, I don't see it. I don't, I don't know why.

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Also though, like we used to think that about Nick Saban then would see videos of him doing the Cupid, the Cupid shuffle. Right. And like, He seems like he liked to have a good time, and he knew how to get the recruits. So we'll see. Maybe this is a new Bill. We also never thought we were going to see Bill leaving someone's house on a ring camera, right? That's true. Bill gets down.

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I think there's a lot we don't know about Belichick. I'm kind of with you.

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I mean... I think the one big difference... It's strange. I think the one big difference, though, Kojo, is that, like, so Bill's NFL... Coaching experience is closer to what college is now than Nick Saban's college coaching experiences to what coaching is now. Right.

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So like he's more I would almost say like more prepared and maybe more equipped for this new NIL environment than old school college coaches were.

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It's also a really strange situation because if you read into kind of how it all played out, It doesn't seem like they ever pursued him. He just kind of was like, you know what? I'd like to coach here. And this is how I was practice one day and just decided he wanted to stay. I mean, this is how I'd like it to go. And I'm going to give you this manifesto.

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If you believe this is how it went down, I'm going to give you this manifesto. And if you agree to all these terms, I'm going to come here. And then some people at the at the university were like, what? And then like some boosters are like, hell, yeah. And then there seems to have been some disarray even within the university as to whether or not he was going to coach there.

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Who's making this decision? So like Bill seems to be coming in and it's not like he has to conform to some standard because he just created his own and he just found the people that were going to pay the bills and make it happen. And they made it happen. So like, how are you even going to control this man at this point?

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Joe, one of those 11-1 teams that you mentioned may be participating in our national championship this weekend, Army. And you may not like this, Joe, because you do a lot for the armed services you have for the years. It's great what you're doing this weekend.

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But one of the disgraceful things that you did was in your college career, you beat up the armed services four games to none, three times in a row. How dare you, Theismann? Yeah, it's incredibly disrespectful. And we get on Mike Golick Sr. about this all the time because an argument can be made that your Notre Dame team is to blame for why Army is not in this playoff right now.

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And we say, because we do our own rankings around here, Joe, we say that wins against the armed services should count against your eligibility for the playoffs. Yeah.

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It's also a cool year because it's in Washington, D.C., which it isn't always in year. Obviously, Washington, D.C. legend. We can ask you about the commanders and a little bit later because they've had a surprising season. But you and RG3, both Washington commanders favorites, are having a cool giveaway that you're doing in conjunction with the game, the Recycled Rides giveaway.

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I still buy my parents birthday gifts. Are you saying at what age of like the person, the buyer or what age, the person of the receiver?

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Joe, have your children stopped giving you gifts yet? No. Okay, good. I was going to say the first, it seems like the first time is going to really hurt. And then after that, they just expect like, okay, my children are just in grades. They're not going to give me anything anymore. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I buy my Joe for the record. I buy my parents gifts still. Good. Good. He does. Yeah.

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But is it because is it because of your dad's age, Mikey, or is it because of your age?

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Mikey, guess what? What? I had the four o'clock surge that I needed last week in the listener league presented by Smirnoff, by the way. World's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. If you want to compete against us, go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. And then you can do your weekly fantasy contest. You get a budget. You compete against us.

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New teams every week, which is why I go from 600th place to 59th after my late four o'clock. Game surge, but I still finished outside of the money, unfortunately. But this is the week. DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. I'm doing it. I'm not going to say first place. I'm going to say top seven. Top seven. That's my prediction for me this week. Thoughts?

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Okay. Well, realistically, I'm probably going to finish 470th or lower. So anyways, if you want to compete against us and beat us and take our money, go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. That's our weekly listener league presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

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He's got your jersey up. Jersey's there. Perfect. Perfect. I have a question for you. So I saw your normal co-host was out and you had a fill-in co-host. And I'm wondering why you never invite us to kind of co-host with you when it's time for fill-ins on your podcast, you know? Mm-hmm.

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I'll tell you right now, if you invite us to fill in with you on your podcast, we will fly up to NBC to do that with you. And expect it to levitate.

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Let me check. No, none of them are currently sponsoring us.

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That one definitely is the good one.

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Hold on. Hold on a second.

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Well, hold on a second, because, Chris, I have news for you that I don't think you're aware of. Not related to baseball. Get to baseball in a second. But God bless football. The show that you're on right now is nominated for Best American Football Podcast in the Sports Podcast Awards. Voting is open now. We would love we would love to get your endorsement.

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Tell people to come vote for us so that we could win this award. Do we have your endorsement?

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Well, I very much I very much appreciate that. And I appreciate your endorsement because one of the other shows that we're going up against is your brother, Matt, and your father, Phil's podcast for the exact award.

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You're not part of that podcast, but you're part of this one. So I feel like it's time for us to wage war on the Simses. You know what I mean?

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Going and losing is Tampa Bay Rays. Exactly. Exactly right. Well said, Philly.

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You have a decent path. You have to play Clemson in the first round and then Arizona State, then Oregon if Oregon is still around. Oregon or Ohio State. Oregon always loses a dumb one like every year and they haven't lost a dumb one yet this year. So you wonder if it's going to happen early on. But I mean, at the very least.

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100%. 100%. I can't have helped but notice earlier in the week, it seems like one of your siblings has once again given your father his favorite gift of all, another grandchild. Jesus.

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Chris, I'm wondering how you feel about this because you had a good game on Sunday night. You had a cute game. Packers, Seahawks, but you don't have the game. And I don't know why. I don't know why the NFL did not flex. What is the game? Oh, come on. You know what the game is now.

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Well, whatever. Regardless, either way, the NFL let you down by not flexing one of these games into Sunday night football because I feel like Bill's Lions is a big one. Steelers, Eagles, okay, fine, whatever. But Bill's Lions, Chris. Josh Allen is so good.

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well first first of all congratulations to your father congratulations to you to jake welcome to the world jordan uh yeah i was gonna ask though and it seems as though the answer is no is now is the the conversation the pressure on you like when are you going to deliver us a grandchild because they're they're fine their hands are full they have a new one right

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To what you were saying before, Josh Allen had a game last week that we've never seen from anyone ever. No one has had the three passing touchdowns, the three rushing touchdowns. He was just incredible. And Stu Gatz has been making the point all week, and I'm wondering if you will co-sign on this. He has said that Sean McDermott, Josh will never win with Sean McDermott as his coach.

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We have Mojo's picks and we have Gordy's picks, which is a shame because Gordy went 4-1 last week after a 5-0 week the week before. And here, what's that, K-Fun?

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I have him as 4-1, so I'm just going to give him the 4-1 there.

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In doing so, he also has extended his lead over K-Funk for the final standings here.

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Well, Carl has to go to court, so we don't have time for your victory speeches here. Let's get to the picks here. Let's do it. Blame me.

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Yeah.

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Peep.

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Mojo has the Ravens. Okay. Who did Gordy take here?

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I can't believe that you're trying to celebrate a tie and calling it undefeated because you didn't technically lose, even though it was a tie.

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You're celebrating like you were 5-0. You weren't 5-0.

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Can I ask you a question to pivot slightly, but it's also along the lines of sadness here. I also can't help but notice you decorated your set for the holidays with one sad stocking behind your head.

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His record is impeccable.

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Yeah, I'm going to write that down.

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Carl's got to get to court, K-Punk. Hey, hey, hey, love it, love it. Great game.

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Let Carl get to court.

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Billy, who did Mojo and Gordy take? Mojo took the Packers. Gordy took the Seahawks. K-Funk hasn't picked yet.

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While I look over that tie, if you want, I can switch your picks from last week, Mike.

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You know what I'm going to put? I'm going to put British Mike, and then that'll just be last week's standings, and then the rest won't go against you. British Mike, not great.

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Well, no one's at your house today, so.

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You're the Bears or the Vikings, K-Funk. Yes, thank you, Billy.

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Carl's got to get to court, K-Funk. Hurry it up.

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Wait a minute. Hold on a second. The Christmas tree is up year-round also.

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I, I'm starting to, and I mean this to be helpful. And I know that you're not going to take this this way, I'm starting to kind of connect these two stories. You know what I mean? Like the inability to find someone Santa Claus is always watching on your door year round. We have a Christmas tree year round.

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Like, I feel like if we make slight minor changes, maybe things will change in a larger way, you know?

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Maybe the sad Charlie Brown tree also is like, hmm, okay, what's happening here?

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Is your holiday decoration the Chris Simms jersey? Well, you know what? Now that you mention it, should I spruce up? I haven't even considered sprucing up the background for the holidays. Like I did my decorating like in the front of the house. I have very controversial Gojo, and I'm wondering, and we'll get to Bill Belichick eventually, maybe.

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I'm wondering your thoughts on this because this is kind of like a controversial opinion that some people have on the exterior decorating. How do you feel about inflatables? Some people don't like inflatables. They think inflatables are a cheat code.

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Yeah, decorations for the lawn.

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Yeah.

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I'm a real I'm a real tree guy, but we don't have tree farms. I went to Home Depot and I got it out of a tent in a parking lot. It's not a boy. That's how we do it down here. What I did is I went and I cut the little wrapping With like a little pocket knife. I cut it. I banged it on the floor a couple times so it could stretch out. I could see what it looks like.

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I'm like, give it a little spin, a twirl. Good enough. This one's the one we're taking home this year. But like on the outside, Gojo, and this is why I ask. So, and I'll blame my daughters. That's fine. I have no shame. I'll blame infants. It doesn't matter. They won't know. We are an inflatable family, but a thematic inflatable family. Yeah. So, I will have...

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outside uh and i wonder if i should give all this information because then if you pass by these are very specific and you'll know where i live oh yeah i have i have a tropical holiday theme going on because it doesn't get very cold down here so i have a hula dancing santa a santa outside that actually like hula dances so i have a dancing santa i have a flamingo in an inner tube with a santa hat on and sunglasses and then this year

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I did my inflatable shopping in July because I said, I'm not daddy's not paying full price for this. I'm going to get this when this is on sale and when it's still available. So I started looking. Lo and behold, I found one. I've now added to the collection and I didn't realize the size until I inflated it. And that was that was that was part of my problem.

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But also a pleasant surprise for me and my daughters. My wife, not so much. Didn't love the surprise as much as I did. Because I inflated it. I inflated it inside the house just to show my daughters before I did it outside. And I hit the ceiling, hit the ceiling. Now I have low ceilings in the room where I did it, but I got an eight foot tall.

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An eight foot tall snowman with sunglasses holding a surfboard and then a giant inflatable palm tree behind said snowman. Oh, yeah.

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I did on Amazon. This is an Amazon. Oh, you hid your shame. Yeah, there is. There is, though, down here. And I'm assuming there are these. These exist everywhere. There's a year round Christmas store here.

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Year-round Christmas store. I didn't go to it because it's kind of far. And also, I don't really believe that the stuff is as on sale as they say. I worked in retail, okay? Guys, let me tell you something about Black Friday sales and about retail. Oftentimes, and now you'll see it on TikTok and the internet, same exact price.

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They'll just put a sticker with like new, like, oh my gosh, look, Christmas balls, new low price. You just move it to the side and like, oh, this is more expensive than it was last week.

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Here's another game that grocery stores in particular will pay. And this is where I noticed it. They're kindred spirits, Mikey. Have you noticed this?

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Well, you're closer to Gojo's dad's age than you are to his age. I know. I just don't want to accept it, Billy. Yeah. OK, so, Gojo, this is where I realized that that bogos are a scam often, which was I buy cookie dough and sometimes I like to just eat the cookie dough raw. You know what I mean? But not it's not good for you, I guess, because of the eggs in it or something.

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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!

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What do you think?

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As John McCain used to say, it is always darkest just before it's pitch black. Dr. Richard Mufson, Mufson, M-U-F-S-O-N-D-D-S dot com. Thanks so much for being here.

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That was a Miami-Dade County Commission meeting, appropriately on April Fool's Day, Roy. Yeah, that makes sense. And we intercut the actual public comment that happened that day, along with Florida Surgeon General and Quack Ladapo in the House.

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More breaking news from the broken city of Miami, a story you'll hear only on Because Miami. It's Joe Carollo's fountain of death. The corrupt commissioner's unfinished five and a half million dollar Bayfront Park boondoggle right outside the window here is a money pit and possible death trap.

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A secret memo obtained exclusively by Because Miami reveals safety concerns about the risk of electrocution and drowning victims. In the newly restored Bayfront Park fountain, leading to a temporary rickety, rusted, rented chain link fence around the entire perimeter held up only by a few sandbags.

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This never before published internal memo provided to the trust in mid-December confirms the serious concerns. and Carollo's awareness of the deadly risks and possibility of personal injury lawsuits.

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The memo was reportedly sent by DG Aqua, the company that got a multi-million dollar no-bid emergency contract to restore the fountain, even though there was no emergency since the fountain had been shut down for 15 years. Where did then Bayfront Park chairman Joe Carollo find this company, you ask? None other than Mayer. Party!

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Francis Suarez introduced him to this company, which has never built a fountain in the United States before, apparently saying, how can I help? And the next thing you know, they got this crazy five and a half million dollar deal. What do you know about that? If you put garbage in, you're going to get garbage out.

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So this memo is entitled Safety Warnings at the Mildred and Claude Pepper Fountain and suggests the Park Trust immediately put up signs with what they call explicit warnings all around the fountain, which they never did. Nor did they ever report these concerns to the trust's insurance company. The memo reads in part to prevent incidents and legally protect the city.

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It is essential that the sign be clear, visible and in compliance with all applicable legal requirements. The signs are actually required by law in order to avoid legal liability if someone were to fall into the fountain. So they suggest strongly worded language for the warning signs in both English and Spanish.

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That includes this area contains mechanical and electrical equipment that presents significant risks, including the potential for injury, cuts and electrocution. The memo says they should place these signs in between every single speaker around the fountain. That means 50 signs. Instead, to this day... They have put zero signs up.

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And we intercut that with clips from the 1964 Stanley Kubrick classic Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb in which a United States Air Force Brigadier General named Jack D. Ripper. Loses his mind over a communist conspiracy theory to poison Americans by putting fluoride in our water.

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The memo goes on to say we will design and propose a two foot railing to be placed on top of the wall made of aluminum. This was suggested by Mr. Joe Carollo during his visit to the fountain this week. This statement not only confirms that Joe Carollo knew about these life safety and liability issues, but also presents another major problem.

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That was part of the original design that the trust believed was included in the bid. It was in all the early renderings. It was supposed to provide both safety and be a seamless and organic part of the design. There were a couple versions proposed involving metal slats coming up out of the edge of the fountain bowl with metal rope fencing between them. But they never bothered to build them. Why?

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Maybe because the metal was too expensive and they were looking to cut costs and maximize profits. Or perhaps Joe Carollo, all sources say, was in such a rush to get the fountain done for the New Year's Eve party so he could show it off that he gave the company an extra $500,000 bonus for making that deadline.

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We had promised the residents of Miami that we were going to do this for them for this New Year's. And then the company could come back later, as they did, and get even more money to build something they were supposed to build in the first place.

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So all they did was put up this crappy, old, rented, temporary fence that looks like it's falling over and you could easily huff, puff and blow the thing right down. I'm told that fence has been up since construction last year, but was removed briefly for two political stunts.

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that New Year's Eve concert I told you about, and a February press conference, get this, announcing the so-called grand reopening of the fountain. That's right, it gets even more screwed up. Two months ago, on February 12th, the trust falsely claimed this incredible landmark is now restored for residents and tourists to enjoy its spectacular display of water, lights, and music.

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But it was all a lie.

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There was even a ribbon cutting with Mayor Ponzi Postolita, Francis Suarez. Mr. Mayor, you're brilliant. You were super smart. Crooked Commission Chair Christine King and, of course, disgraced former Bayfront Park Management Chairman Joe Carollo, who was actually served that night with yet another corruption lawsuit. Anyway, that ceremony was a total fraud.

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Despite the dog and pony show, the fountain still remains unfinished with no promised show or music or lights or water screen. Why? Because it's going to cost taxpayers another $50,000 to $100,000 per month. Sources say this was a pre-

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fountain, because when the ironically named trust board voted on only the restoration, but not the maintenance or operation of the fountain, the company gave them a lower bid for the construction under the theory of give a man a razor, sell him blades for life.

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It's like when you get like free software or download a free app, but then you need to subscribe monthly or you need to do in-app purchases. It's the same thing. they wanted to get this contract, a multi-year, multi-million dollar contract. And sources tell me it's possible that only DG Aqua can operate and maintain the fountain.

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So they're the only ones who could actually potentially get this contract. Like I said, pre- , like Apple, you know how Apple makes their own screwdrivers and their own screws proprietary for every product so you can't just take it anywhere for them to open up and repair it or tinker around with it?

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A source told me it might even be cheaper for the city and the taxpayers to bid out a totally new fountain and start the entire thing from scratch.

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This was a real bullshit John Birch Society conspiracy theory in the late 50s, 1960s. And he orders his attack wing to drop nuclear bombs on Russia, thus ending war. The earth. He destroys the earth in nuclear war over a nonsensical conspiracy theory about fluoride in our water. This was a dark political satire in 1964. And now we are living it in real life.

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It's the boondoggle that keeps on boondoggling. And it's now on its way to becoming the world's largest and most expensive homeless bidet. I just went by there today and discovered the fountain is completely empty, drained of water and filled with workers crawling all over it.

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It turns out now two months after the so-called grand reopening, they have to repaint the entire fountain because it's already showing signs of rust. And that is why the Miami Mafia is undefeated. Coral Gables Mayor Vince Lago is what you get when Joe Carollo mixes Ozempic with HGH. So he's got muscles? Yeah, but also— But he's not fat.

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A lot of muscle came very quickly, and along with it, alleged anger management issues.

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Allegedly.

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Yeah, I mean, we're talking about stories of him throwing his jacket off and lunging at the city manager kind of stories. Oh, that's not good. Yeah. And as I say, as I said this episode and I say probably every episode in Miami, we don't recycle our trash. We reelect it. I have to say congratulations to Vince Lago, who was reelected this week. You don't have to say that.

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As the Coral Gables mayor with 56 percent of the vote, with over 26 percent voter turnout, which, by the way, is more than double what it will be in the city of Miami for the elections this year. So that's at least impressive. That is civic engagement, right? 26 percent voter turnout.

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So I have to wish Vince Lago a hearty Magatav. And I look forward to attending more city commission meetings for public comment. In the meantime, enjoy the latest ditty from Andrew Streeter to celebrate Vince Mar-a-Lago's victory. Cocaines.

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And the Miami of today is the America of tomorrow. And Miami-Dade County, one of the largest counties in the entire country, just ended what I understand is scientifically recognized as one of the most successful public health initiatives in the history of the world. Not great. Not far from ideal. But but don't take my word for it. We go to the scientists. We go to the experts.

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We are joined now by Dr. Richard Mufson, a board certified oral surgeon with over 30 years of experience treating patients in South Florida, graduate of Temple University of Dentistry in Philly, and did his postgrad work at Georgetown University Medical Center in Washington, D.C. He's joining us live from the drilling room. It looks like in Aventura, Florida or North North Miami Beach.

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Where are you, doctor?

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Thank you. It's rare to hear somebody say that. Normally I hear, no, I was listening. Yeah, I don't even say that. So, so doctor, am I, maybe perhaps I'm wrongheaded about this. Let's start at the beginning here. Why did we put this poison into our water supply in the first place?

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And there is – so they do say studies in which fluoride can reduce the IQ levels of people with sustained or excessive exposure, that it can – you grow a tail, maybe a third eye. I don't know what's amazing. But it's my understanding, though, that this is a bit of a straw man because what they're talking about is –

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excessive fluoride exposure, not what you're talking about, what is actually in the water, which is a tiny, tiny amount, right?

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Well, it seems to me that we could very easily be taking healthcare advice from a guy who talks like this, maybe.

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All of those animals he's hitting with his car and then throwing in the trunk to eat later, whatever the hell this guy's doing. But, Doctor, what is – I think I read somewhere that in terms of the proof being in the pudding or the proof being in the fluoride that –

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we have seen a reduction in areas as much as 25% fewer cavities in the areas in which, or the countries in which there are these tiny bits of fluoride in the water supply.

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So we already have the guinea pigs in Calgary. Like we don't have to subject our children and our communities to this. We have the research. We have the science. We have effectively Calgary became an experiment and a failed experiment at that. And they are reversing course as a result of that experiment. Again, this isn't just data. This is public health. This is the health and safety.

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And we live in a country. I mean, I'm going to get on my billy pulpit. We live in a country where for some reason dental care is not considered health care. So when you buy health insurance, that does not include. Your dentist that you have, you need a whole separate plan or program or coverage for that. But it's all part of your body.

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And as the doctor just said, all of these things are interconnected. OK, you can wind up dying from a lack of dental hygiene or dental care. And of course, as always.

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This is going to disproportionately affect people who cannot afford regular dental care, who cannot afford toothpaste with fluoride, or people who do not have access to accurate information, who are not appropriately educated on what is and is not best for themselves, their children, their families.

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Roy, if you want to know what happens when you grow up in a place without fluoride in the water, go to Domino Park in Little Havana and yell, smile! OK, that's what we're looking at here.

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And and speaking of which, Roberto Gonzalez is the Miami-Dade County commissioner who championed this backwards fringe lunatic conspiracy theory that is now the policy of the one of the largest counties in America. He has interest, doesn't he? And what he did was.

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He took this scheme in full-fledged Fidel Castro propaganda misinformation style to the children and filled their heads with lies and misinformation. And, I mean, we are in a place where we have conspiracy over science, fiction over fact, insanity over reason. And he went to a school, showed them a bullshit one-sided presentation, and then... Look what happened.

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They brought these kids in fully coached, unable to even pronounce the words that they had written for them to a public meeting.

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Yeah, well, fluoride is my drag name, by the way. So I want people who are just listening who can't see this. Unlike the parents and parents.

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teachers and elected officials who exploited these children to propagate misinformation we blurred their faces okay because this was from a public meeting these kids who really could not consent who did not know what they were reading who did not understand what they were saying these are exploited children and we will not exploit them on this show we have blurred their faces what about the parents

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Listen, these are parents who would claim. And what about this doctor? What about this claim of parental choice? Not that I want these parents, these lunatics making choices for my kids. But what about that argument that the government shouldn't just be putting this stuff into our bodies and our water supplies without consent? What of that?

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I think this is a slippery slope here is making people less healthy, making people less educated, depriving underserved communities from access to to either accurate information or something like minuscule levels of fluoride in their water that make them and their children healthier. And I think this is the course that we are regrettably missing. on, Roy. How do you feel about it, Roy?

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You look frustrated.

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Exactly. That's right. Yes. And in Miami, of course, we don't Recycle our trash. We reelected. Last question. The Miami of today may very well be the Florida of tomorrow. I understand you recently returned from Tallahassee, the state capital, where the legislative session is in full swing. And there was apparently a an effort on the part of lawmakers there to ban fluoride statewide.

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What is the status of that?

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These are like I said, these are like earthquakes. They're seismic events into the earth. That's already unstable. Right. Right. As it is. And now you're rocking the foundations. You've seen these condos like in Sunny Isles, for example. They're like 12 feet away from I'm exaggerating, but like they're right on top of each other, all these buildings.

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So you're not impacting just the ground under the new building. You're impacting the earth around all these other buildings. Yeah. Go ahead. Do the jokes.

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This is not happening.

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It will be happening in Alapata soon enough. They're going to gentrify the f***. Alapata pretty soon. But no, you're right. This is like luxury condo kind of problems. But in Florida in general, in Miami specifically, particularly the luxury real estate market, we are immune to logic and sanity and reason.

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So you would think that news like this, people would be like, well, maybe I'm not going to spend three million dollars cash of flight capital that I'm laundering from Venezuela in one of these buildings. nobody seems to give a shit, dude. The prices aren't coming down, the sales are slowing.

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I'm like, is it only Pornhub? Is it only Pornhub? Interestingly, Pornhub says that, in their defense, they say that they have a lot of sort of layers. Wiggle room?

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They say they have a lot of prophylactic measures in place and that if you can't go to a site as, quote, legit, end quote, as Pornhub, people are going to go to other sites where they are going to have workarounds and sort of like more, I guess, like black market sites that are a little bit sketchier than Pornhub. That's that's their defense. This is such a bad segue into the Julie Brown segment.

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This is like we can't. This is such a bad segue.

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If you're not watching at home, Neri did that himself.

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I'll say this, I'll say, you know, this is more in like the reality show world than nonfiction filmmaking that we do. But like, certainly in reality shows, like the worst kept secret is like the worst day your subject is having, the better day you as a producer are having. But like a lot of those are sort of scripted and make believe anyway.

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Certainly in our world, I'm reminded of my friend Jim DeFede, outstanding journalist and at CBS Miami now who says, listen, Bill,

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when it comes to elections whoever wins we win because we either get better government or we get better stories sure so there is something to be said for the almost schadenfreude kind of nature that you're talking about but what i will say in terms of getting excited i don't really get excited about it i go goddamn another tragedy like is this a story worth worth telling and is it a uniquely kind of uh only in the banana republic baby only in miami you know kind of kind of a story but i will say this like you know

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One of the things, you know, now that Pornhub is gone, one of the things that gets me off are these Brightline crash videos. That's what I, that's what I sit at home. That's what I sit at home watching. I was able to fit it in. He was able to fit it in. Fit it in, but enough about Pornhub. By the way, we still haven't solved the problem of segueing into the humanly sex. I was helping you.

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You've been doing that all week. All week, baby. All week. There's an N-Yay. There's an N-Yay. Speak it up, Pornhub.

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Well, that's an interesting question. First of all, I would say certainly this week it's not too late because the first day of the year was actually January 6th, was this Monday. So certainly if I saw you this week, I'm going to say Happy New Year. But there's something to be said. Happy Anniversary. Or happy anus. Is there something to be said for the first time you see an old friend in January?

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Yeah. You can say it. What is the cutoff? I don't think there's a cutoff. If I don't see you, I can say happy new year. But not a stranger. Like if you got picked up by an Uber driver. Not a stranger, no. Uber driver, it's January 15th. He's like, happy new year. You'd be like, this guy's been in a stupor for like two weeks. He's been unconscious and just woke up and picked me up.

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So what is the cutoff? It's like, when can I see you for the first time this year?

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July. July. That's crazy, though.

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Happy New Year.

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What about Martin Luther King Day? Is that a good like the first major federal holiday? Right. What is that? Is that Martin Luther? That'd be Dr. King. Yeah. And this year will be the last ever Dr. Martin Luther King Day.

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So I guess that's a thing.

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Roy's like, have you listened to this show? I mean, are you... No, I was listening! Have you heard this before?

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That was the voice of Dr. Jeffrey Kamlet, a Miami Beach doctor studying at the medical school in Guadalajara, by the way, kind of became one of these sort of concierge doctors that takes cash from high net worth or high profile or powerful people. This is kind of like our documentary Screwball about Tony Bosch and the biogenesis steroid scandal with A-Rod.

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Like he's this weird kind of character in Miami Beach, got a little bit of a Criminal record is a or was a recovering heroin addict, apparently. And what you heard there was body cam footage from Miami Beach police officers in April of 2022, who came looking for a runaway 16 and 17 year old girl, two girls from, I think, Broward, whose parents were looking for them.

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They located them by their cell phones and the police found them, which you just heard in the closet. of this guy's then 67 year old man's Miami Beach condo. It is one of the most chilling, creepy stories I've heard come out of Miami in quite some time, which is a real achievement.

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And of course, it was unearthed by none other than Julie K. Brown, the investigative journalist from the Miami Herald. famous for outing the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking story and ensuring after a sweetheart 2008 plea deal that he made that he was ultimately brought to justice. Julie is joining us now.

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Julie, this story is crazy for all the wrong reasons, but not the least of which is that this feels like a similar case of injustice because one of those two girls on that video that we saw and heard was later found dead in a canal.

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And nobody really knows how she was killed, and more importantly, all of the charges against this guy have been dropped, basically, all the state charges anyway, and nobody appears to be investigating the murder of this alleged sex trafficking victim, a minor girl. What the hell is going on here, Julie?

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Yeah. A 16 and 17 year old girl.

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Yeah. Are they going to email him the receipt? And those two teenage girls who, mind you, their parents were the ones who called for help. They left his apartment in handcuffs and they just said, good night, sir. Thanks so much for your help. By the way, an apartment full of like six figures in cash, a small arsenal of guns. There's a photo at the Miami Herald that it's just mind boggling.

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And they're like, very good, sir. You seem rich and white. Have a good night.

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But you have all these mug shots of him. So, but you're saying, so he's got mug shots, but no criminal, no record of these arrests.

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I don't know that that's how they book you into jail. I didn't know that you could get away with it. This is so scummy. But somehow this all gets darker. So you've got this guy who's this weird character who has appeared at events where they talk about him being a professor at University of Miami. Never a professor at University of Miami.

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Talking about him getting degrees and working as a doctor at other institutions. That never happened. His degree is from Guadalajara. That's where his medical degree is from. You had this mysterious expungement or disappearance of his past criminal record or at least arrest record. And now you have... A dead girl floating in a canal in Little River. Julie, what happened here?

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And where is the state attorney on this? Where is the police department on this? This could be a homicide investigation. And all they've done, it seems, is just drop the charges against this guy because the witness against him, this teenage girl who may have been

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A minor who was being sex trafficked and possibly a drug addict who was appears to be anyway taken advantage of possibly by a man who claims to be an addictionologist, who claims to help wean people off of drugs, but was now being accused of exploiting minors on drugs. What is happening with this death invest, this mysterious death investigation?

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Right. And I'm sorry. I think it was found that there was no water in her system, meaning like, you know, medically, she did not drown. Right. So it's not like she OD'd and then fell into the water and then suffocated or drowned to death. We have someone who was clearly. according to the medical records, dead before she hit the water. And nobody is investigating this.

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Catherine Fernandez Rundle, who is masqueraded as the hero of sex trafficking victims and exploited minors. And like, where the hell is she on this? Because her office has a really spotty, at best, record about defending, I should say,

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her office themselves exploiting women who may be sex trafficking victims by basically claiming that, well, they can't be trusted or believed or they're not credible because they might be sex trafficking victims.

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And to be clear, it really was her death that ended the state prosecution for sex trafficking or underage pasta, whatever, whatever the other charges were wound up dropped conveniently as a result of this woman's death, because she was, in fact, not only an alleged victim or accuser, but a witness against this Camelot.

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While we are thinking about our friends and family suffering out on the West Coast as a result of these just tragic and biblical fires, Florida is suffering here as well. Yeah, we're going through a bit of a dry spell. Pornhub has pulled out of the state of Florida. This new law came too soon. Too soon. And it was a hard pullout. It was hard. It was super hard. Super hard. And, uh...

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In order to do your reporting, you rely, especially in the state of Florida, on the so-called sunshine laws, which are supposed to be government out in the sunshine, out in the open, very transparent. Very transparent public record laws we have here, which through the years, every legislative session, it seems in Tallahassee, they get more and more restrictive.

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But you had to go to the Miami Beach Police Department, to the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner's Office, to the state attorneys, to Miami-Dade Corrections, to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, to the Florida Department of Health. And it seems to me like at every turn, your effort to just have our own government be transparent. You were like thwarted and you had to get lawyers involved.

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What did it take to report this? And is this listen, I often call things corruption, but sometimes it's just good old fashioned incompetence. I'm not really sure what this is. Is this incompetence on the part of our government or is it a cover up?

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So where is this Jeffrey Kamlet now? What is the state of his various cases? And what is going on with the investigation or any other investigations? Is he still practicing? No. Why? Are you looking for a new doctor? No.

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We are having a ponderful time here with comedian Neary Signs. WhatWasHisName.com. Go to his website. Watch his free comedy special on YouTube. Get tickets February 23rd. He's at Dania Improv with Brittany Brave. With Brittany Brave, yeah. Who is locked in a closet here. No!

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You understand the facts here, Nery. This guy, the then 67-year-old man at 22, was found with 16- and 17-year-old girls, runaways, whose parents were looking for them, in the closet of his Miami Beach apartment. One of the girls said, this guy handcuffed my arms and legs to the bed and had sex with me repeatedly. This is a minor. And now he's just chilling like a villain out there in the world.

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And closing thoughts here, Julie, you had mentioned, of course, the Key Biscayne gymnastics coach story, which, again, these incidents dated back over a decade. Once again, justice delayed is justice denied. The case of Hialeah, former Hialeah police officer, now a federal convicted felon, Jesus Medical Junior. He also allegedly prayed or was convicted of preying on.

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runaway girls, girls who are on back page, girls who might have been addicted to drugs, girls who Kathy Rundle's own assistant state attorney, Johnny Hardiman, identified as possible sex trafficking victims.

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But yet in the very same closeout memo, clearing this police officer, an alleged serial sex predator, said these women can't be believed because they may be sex trafficking victims and prostitutes, basically saying like, well, they can't be raped because they might be working as prostitutes or they can't be believed because they might be sex trafficking victims.

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What is going on in Catherine Fernandez Rundle's office? She has been the top cop for over 30 years since Janet Reno left for the Clinton administration. OK, in what, 92, 93? And what is going on in that office? And I mean, if you were a victim of sex trafficking, if you were a victim of statutory rape, would you recommend young women even come forward in Miami-Dade County?

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We'll talk about that later with Julie K. Brown, the award-winning journalist who exposed the Jeffrey Epstein story, will be joining us with the most chilling, creepy, horror movie-like story of the year, coming out of Miami Beach, of course. But speaking of coming out of Miami Beach, now here's the thing I will say about Pornhub. There is a... You can... You can go in the back door. Yes.

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Let me make this clear. That means that over 70% of arrests in Miami-Dade County never happen. Move forward. Never get prosecuted. And this isn't just, to be fair, a state attorney's office problem. This is a police department problem because they're arresting people on possibly insufficient evidence. They're either defective A forms, arrest forms.

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So sometimes the prosecutors can't move ahead with cases even if they want to because they're not going to get anywhere because the arrest was not sufficiently processed. And so what you had, though, is all these police officers off the street, not protecting and serving the community, but running down to TGK or like, you know, sitting with somebody in the back of their car or transporting them.

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Like so again, all of these people are getting arrested. They're getting fingerprinting. They're getting a picture taken. They're getting strip searched. They're going to jail. They're coming out of jail. They might have to go to court. They might not. But. None of those cases are getting prosecuted in certain jurisdictions in Dade County.

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It's over 80 or 90 percent of felony arrests are not getting prosecuted by the state attorney. So this is a crazy case of not only injustice, but of waste of taxpayer money and resources. And of course, when you're taking law enforcement off the street, making the community less safely. For everybody, police officers included. Julie K. Brown, thank you so much. Keep up the great work.

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This Dr. Feelgood story is an incredible piece of journalism, and there's a lot of video and artwork. Go to MiamiHerald.com. Support local journalism and investigative journalism. Julie K. Brown, thank you.

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Yeah. It's like, hey, funny guy, make this funny. Like, what the fuck is this? Well, Nary, you also were found with teenage runaway girls in your closet, weren't you? Tied up in your, let's talk to.

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You've done this show before.

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By the way, when I booked her, I forgot you were going to be on the show, to be fair.

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I know the show. I know the show. Listen, I said to Roy, I said, who can make sex trafficking funny? It was me and Brittany Brave. Brittany, yes. She's locked in the closet right now, actually. Oh, no. She's going to be with me in Daniel. I thought she was 15. Yeah, she is. She's little. She's very little. Tiny. She used to be a dancer. Yeah, I hang out with her, so I feel tall. Do you feel tall?

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I was going to say...

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He just goes like this. There we go. This is Dan's seat. And this is my booster chair. I put two phone books on the chair. Phone books.

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I don't know if you know about this. There is... There is a thing called a VPN. Apparently it stands for voluminous porn now. Of course. But a VPN conceals. It's like the JG Wentworth of porn. It's like, I want my porn and I want it now. It conceals your location so you can, it's kind of a workaround.

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Southern Bell. Southern Bell, right.

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Southern Bell, which just sounds like some antebellum racist shit, actually.

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The slaw's out of control. And the biscuits? Holy shit. Oh, shit.

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Some gravy. Biscuits need work, though.

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Thank you, Roy. Happy New Year. Thank you to Nary Signs. WhatWasHisName.com. Go watch his new comedy special for free on YouTube. Get tickets to his February 23rd gig at the Dania Improv. And we'll see you back here next week. Cocaines.

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And by the way, interest or demand for VPNs in Florida have surged 1150% because people are Googling like mad, like how do I, you know, reach around, if you will, this firewall. that we have here. And so. And so. Roy! You haven't contributed one pun, Roy. I know you want to get in on this.

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Yeah, it's kind of a threesome. Yeah. Let's double team it. Let's, we're going to. Let's stuff it from our sides. Yeah, we'll come at it from both ends, for sure. So what do you think about this? So what happens is that you go to Florida, you log on to porn, you go to Pornhub.com, one of the world's most popular porn websites, and there's like a video there of a porn star going like, sorry.

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Is that who she is? Is she a porn star? I didn't recognize her with clothes on. She's not from that end. So you, basically what they're saying is that every time you want to just access Pornhub, you have to put on your driver's license, you have to enter, or you have to like, you do facial recognition, and they're like, well, people don't want to do that.

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I've never heard anything about it.

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To paraphrase Gloria Estefan, the algorithm is going to get you.

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But the first time, the first time, the first time was, I mean. By the way, it's not just what you're Googling. Your devices are listening to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you could get 20 bucks for that.

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This next... That was the settlement. That's the settlement? That's the settlement.

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By the way, nobody, I think, would disagree that kids should not have access to pornography.

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Obviously, you have to limit this access. The question is how to go about doing that, and Pornhub has a different idea than the state of Florida does. This next story is right out of the onion, and it comes from Our Neighbors to the North.

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Only in the Banana Republic, baby. Only in Miami. So let's get this clear. So in the early 90s, because they stopped this in 93, in the courthouse in Broward County on the seventh floor, the Broward Sheriff's Office was making their own crack cocaine to go out on the street to sell it and then arrest the people that were buying it. Is that from the seventh floor of the courthouse?

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Is that where they made it? The seventh floor crew over there.

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The bailiff as well at the door. So let's be clear. This is a crazy era. Because in 1989, the show Cops first came on the air. And guess where the very first season, the very first episode was? Florida. Broward County with Sheriff Nick Navarro.

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For those familiar with their 2 Live Crew history, they had a song called F*** Martinez, which was a f*** you to not only the governor of Florida, but one of the lyrics, one of the verses was f*** Navarro, f*** Navarro, baby. He was the sheriff in Broward who was like a Looney Tune fascist. He was arresting record store owners for selling 2 Live Crew albums, but bringing cameras with him to do it.

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So basically what they were doing was, this is almost like I don't even know what it is. It's like the Truman Show. It's like Running Man. It's like, we need something more exciting this season. We're gonna make our own crack and invent crime where there is none for the TV cameras. That's what was happening in the early 90s in Broward.

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Yes, essentially. But the worst of reality TV. There's no good reality TV. But turning drug-addicted people, turning crackheads into entertainment, and not only turning them into entertainment... Making crack and selling it to them and then criminalizing. Okay. Roy, I'm making crack in the kitchen. Would you like to buy some and then get arrested for it?

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But I'm not getting like, what are you talking about? This is crazy. It's crazy. And it turns out that over 30 years later, after the Florida Supreme Court said, this is crazy, you can't do this. You have to clear all these people's records. Their records still were not clear.

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Some people died already with this shit on their record as convicted felons working against them every time they had to go to that job and check that box because of this bullshit. By the way, a lot of these people are sick people. They're addicts. They need help. But instead, Broward County Sheriff's Office was inventing crimes. Bonkers. Just bonkers.

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This is some Ronald Reagan, Warren drugs type situation here. But the TV element, you cannot dismiss. That is an extra level of twisted. And the same thing happened down here, by the way, when the first 48 started filming with Miami Homicide. They started framing people for crimes because they wanted to solve the shit in the first 48. Is that real? 100%. Oh, wow.

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They were violating people's constitutional rights in super shady interrogations to try to elicit confessions from innocent people. They were making false arrests. It was very well documented. The Miami New Times did a sensational expose on this because they were playing it up for the cameras.

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On December 13th, a peer-reviewed study by the University of Miami's Rosensteel School found that 35 buildings from here in Miami Beach all the way to Sunny Isles Beach were experiencing subsidence. That means the ground that it's on is sinking.

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The goal of the report was to see how stable Florida's ground on the coastline is and how high rises like Fianna House, Porsche Design Tower or the Surf Club Tower and 32 others react over time. and introduce the public to the satellite technology they use to gather their results. It found from 2016 to 2023, the sinking ranged from two to eight centimeters.

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The most significant was in buildings in Sunny Isles Beach.

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So Sunny Isles Beach is like three miles north of the Champlain Tower. South, you know, the building that tragically collapsed and killed 98 people in Sunny Isles several years ago. And this study from the University of Miami peer reviewed, published in a scientific journal, looked at some of these buildings and said this so-called subsidence, which is a common phenomenon.

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Buildings are apparently supposed to kind of settle in after they're built. But the leaning tower of Portia. I mean, what are we you're talking about, like buildings where condos sell for, you Nine figures or ten figures or like eight figures. You're talking about multi-million dollar.

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You're talking about in excess of like billions of dollars in luxury real estate up and down the coast of Miami-Dade County that are... Sinking.

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So between 2016 and 2023, they use like satellite technology. They use a bunch of technology as much as three inches. And the experts, the scientists have said that's unexpected. It seems to be happening deeper and faster. than they would want for it to.

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But enough about Pornhub. I'm more like Punhub. Oh, I don't have your cart. Come on, come on. Yeah, that was about right. So this is obviously alarming, not only because the value of this real estate, but some of these are kind of like they're not old buildings like some of their different ages.

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But and here's the thing to keep in mind, like in Miami Beach, especially Barrier Island, you only have water coming from. The front, the back, the left, the right, above and below. And what's also happening is, particularly in Sunny Isles, why this is so bad is that at the turn of the century, Sunny Isles became the condo canyon capital of the world.

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It is one of the most densely populated high-rise condo enclaves in the entire world. And what happens when you do that on the porous limestone and reclaimed wetlands of a barrier island like Miami Beach and Sunny Isles and Bell Harbor and Surfside, you know what happens? What? You're firing pilings into the ground. You're creating seismic events in the construction of these buildings.

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And what happens? You're shaking the ground. One of the focal points of the investigation to the Champlain Tower South collapse in Surfside, I said Sunny Isles earlier, it was in Surfside. Is that there was a brand new giant development building being condo being built right next door that was shifting the ground because like these are if you've ever seen construction of a high rise.

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What if he puts you in a room with Josh Allen?

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How much did the evaluation get hurt when Josh Allen of the Jaguars started by going by Josh Fines Allen? Did you lose like half your market there?

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No.

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This is why you need a billion of Stu Gotts in your business. IDMA, right.

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Thank you. It's just the two of us. How about that? Yeah, how about that? Where's Billy? Billy's got to go drop kids off at school.

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Is he?

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Now, is he a friend like Josh Allen is a friend where you've been to his house?

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You're not even going to build up to it. You're just going to come dunk on James Franklin bright and early in the morning, and you know what? He deserves it. 1-18?

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I think Frabel's going to the Raiders. I don't know. I would prefer him to go to the Raiders than to the Patriots. Patriots.

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Billy, when you see what else is out there, when you see what else is out there, you kill for Vrabel.

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Billy's hat is cool.

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He did call it our bed. Exactly right.

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As someone who... sprinkled some shekels in his DraftKings account on Notre Dame. I never doubted you for a second, James Franklin. I never doubted you for a second that you were going to make sure that you went back to your standard of losing big games.

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Oh, not great. Not great. Nope. I had big plans for certain guys, and they just did not... No, it wasn't a good week for me. Didn't pan out, huh? Mike Evans was supposed to dominate that game, and he kind of just inched over his 86 yards or whatever he needed line. So that was bad. None of my running backs. Yeah, it was just a bad week. I probably finished in the 400s.

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Yeah, and yet I have. And yet I have.

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Chris, what's wrong with the Steelers? They're on this giant skid and there's no big injury or something where you could point to and go, oh, well, they lost that guy and that's why they're not doing it.

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Chris, how big a loss was it for the Vikings to lose in Week 18 the way they did? Not just losing the one seed in home field, but to be dominated by the team that you're ultimately going to have to go through to get to the Super Bowl.

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I think both Ohio State and Texas have a little bit of roller coaster to them. And the problem is, I will say that if either of those teams, Ohio State or Texas, plays one of their good to perfect games, Notre Dame doesn't stand a chance.

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But if they catch them on one of those off days, Notre Dame is physical enough and they're good enough, hopefully they get a little healthier by then, to actually win that game, yes.

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Road trip right now. I'm getting in the car. Let's go.

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You can have this.

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I think if Ohio State plays their A game, nobody's beating them. Texas isn't beating an Ohio State A game, and Notre Dame certainly isn't beating an Ohio State A game.

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I imagine that it was a late night for the, well, for Junior. Mike probably watched that game recorded at 3 a.m. this morning when he got up.

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It was a great game. He probably, he watches it at 3 a.m. when he gets up for his morning coffee.

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I have picks for Mojo and K-Funk. Mojo got them right and K-Funk got them wrong.

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I'll let you know in the fourth quarter what K-Punk picks.

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With how hot he's been, maybe the Ravens want to give him a call. Just saying. Right, right.

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Well, really what I did was I gave K-Funk a winless week and I gave you opposite funk. Yeah.

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Listen, James Franklin didn't fall down and let Notre Dame score a big touchdown. At the one point in the game, you can't fall down and let Notre Dame score a touchdown. And James Franklin didn't throw that awful pass in the middle of the field when it was just no reason to do that right then.

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I haven't.

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Appreciate it. Hey, these are billable hours, Carl.

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No.

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I felt worse for the kid that fell down because your feet got tripped up and you gave up the touchdown. Aller made a football play and he messed up.

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Mojo is a dad.

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So I have two questions. The first one is for Stu Gatz. Did you think that Josh Allen's number was 12, and that's why you said Josh Allen 12? It's 17. I made a mistake. Because it's directly behind him where he says the 17. I know. Yes, yes. For those of you – You guys caught it. We're being so polite. I appreciate that. I'm not going to be as polite.

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All right. Here's my next question. Josh Allen, suppose Josh, you're welcome. Suppose Josh Allen calls me and be like, listen, I'm not going to give you the 300 K, but I got two super bowl tickets. I got a flight out there. I got a hotel. Are we, is there any kind of trade we're talking about here? Signed Jersey with it and the whole bit.

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I like them. I like them a lot. It's not worth it.

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I'm not getting up for this one. Don't look now. Don't look now, presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

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Are you a Titans guy now? Not sorry to jump in, but you said you were going to kind of follow him. So are you in the Titans squad?

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RG3?

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War es so, dass du es entdeckt hast und den Anruf gemacht hast, oder hast du nur die Trucks gesehen, also bist du zu spät gekommen?

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Just so you know. No one even asked.

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The fireman fly around and been like, you gotta get out. They were going to houses surrounding it like, hey, you gotta go back. Wow.

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I feel like he doesn't, I think what you're hinting at is, is he going to announce that he's stepping down or aside in any regard. I feel like that would be built up more. That would be a video they would release. I feel like that's not just going to be Pat walking up to a stand, hey, I'm done. I think we're going to get something bigger than that.

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Mike, what's up? You know something?

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Ich denke, wir werden, ich denke, es wird ein Erkennung von... This hasn't been our best year yet.

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No, you have to be accountable.

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There will be a line or two. Whale hunting. It's not good right now. I know we need to fix this.

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I'm just trying to get a gauge.

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Er hat die Geräusche gehört. Du musst es akzeptieren.

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This episode is presented by DraftKings.

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Okay, so I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like, how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch Money. And dude, it's a financial wake-up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app. It's basically your money command center.

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Puts everything, accounts, credit cards, investments into one place so you're not guessing anymore. And listen, I found stuff I didn't even know I was paying for. Since I started using Monarch, I'm tracking my spending, actually saving And yeah, even having money check-ins with my wife and we're looking at each other and we're like, yeah, okay, we're all good.

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It makes the hard stuff way easier and over a million households use Monarch. It was named the best budgeting app of 2025 by the Wall Street Journal. So it's not just me hyping up, it's legit. It's real. Real deal Holyfield. Get control of all your finances with Monarch Money. Use code DAN at monarchmoney.com in your browser for half off your first year.

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That's 50% off your first year at monarchmoney.com with code DAN.

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Nein, es war mein Tony's Top 5-Thema. Es war wie ein Dallas Cowboys Amaran Bank-Commercial.

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Wir haben 4,99 Euro für das bezahlt. Das ist mein Song.

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Du liebst das, übrigens. Du liebst es, Tickets zu haben, an Nächten, an denen es große Spiele gibt.

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Das Gute ist, dass sie schon einen Nr. 1 haben in Dallas und in CD Lam. George Pickens ist ein guter Nr. 2, weil du deinen Nr. 1 nicht so unvergesslich machen kannst. Dein Nr. 1 muss dir sagen, ich weiß meinen Job, ich mache meinen Job und das ist es.

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Also was du sagst ist, du willst nicht einen Nr. 1, der an der Runde blockiert wird.

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Es gab ein bisschen einen Schock, als er auf seine Anke steckte. Wir dachten uns, oh nein, wir werden noch einen Star für die NBA Playoffs auf der westlichen Konferenz verlieren. Offensichtlich wurde Steph mit einem Armschlag verletzt. Und dann, plötzlich, braucht er Hilfe, um zurück in den Tunnel, zurück in den Lockerraum zu kommen. Und dann kommt er raus, als würde sich nichts passieren.

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Und es sah unglaublich aus.

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She's a hater.

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Ich gebe ihm das letzte Wort.

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Es sind fast vier Jahre her, seit der Eröffnung von MiamiCoin.

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This is as Miami a story as you can possibly get. And it is so Miami that we require a Miami Whisperer, a Miami Translator, a Rosetta Stone, someone to crack the Da Vinci Code of this story. Because it is so... It's par for the course in Miami, but I'm concerned that people... outside of Miami are going to have absolutely no idea where to begin with this. So let's start with the headline.

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Miami-Dade elections supervisor hires no-show Miami employee Jenny Nilo. Now, where to begin? Because obviously, who is the Miami-Dade election supervisor? Who is Jenny Nilo? How did we get here? So, the first thing I'll say is that the election supervisor used to be a politically appointed position. The county mayor would appoint that person.

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It was a woman for a long time by the name of Christina White, who was a professional. She's worked for Republican mayors, for Democratic mayors, and has done, I think, by and large, a pretty good job in a very difficult Das ist jetzt eine partizipale politische Position, die... No, bueno, muy malo. It shouldn't be, I don't care who wins or who's running.

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It should not be a partisan political position. You should have to be a professional. You should have to know what you're doing. And in fact, the person who won, Alina Garcia.

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knows so little about the job that she hired christina white to stay on because she has no idea what she's doing and she has turned it into really nothing more than a partisan political position and where does she come from elena garcia who are her Political Sherpas and Godfathers. You're not going to believe this cast of characters and how Jenny Nilo gets involved.

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You may remember that we were the first people to tell you that Miami Mayor Francis Suarez was pumping and probably dumping This shitcoin that had no useful application. It was barely even an unregistered security. It was just an absolute meme coin trash. And it seemed abundantly clear from the jump.

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And so my translator for all this, when you need to know what's going on and why it's happening and what the sordid telenovela-esque history is with these multi-generational political crime families here in Miami, you go to politicalcortadito.com. You talk to Alain Devayet, aka Ladra, and Alain has been a journalist in this market for decades.

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18 of those years, she was at the Miami Herald, a part of two Pulitzer Prize winning teams, including the team that exposed... The most corrupt local election in the history of this country. Well, this country, if you include Miami in this country. The 1997 Miami mayoral election of Xavier Suarez, the father of Francis Suarez versus you know who. I mean, it's like NFL coaches. It's 1997, dude.

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It's like, yes. That's why I say in Miami, we don't recycle our trash, we re-elect it. Elaine, thank you so much for being here. Tell me, Alina Garcia, what is her Miami political pedigree, so people understand the kind of character we're talking about here?

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Not a professional, a partisan, not a professional, not an objective, fair person. And apparently doesn't even know how to do the job such that she had to keep Christina White on. So thank goodness for that. Thank goodness for that. I think Christina White is a professional and I think that she's not going to be a part of anything nefarious, but we'll get to that in just a moment.

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I need to rewind because you listed this cast of characters here. Starting with David Rivera, who was not charged in rigging that election, but was implicated in it by the two people that were charged in it. He was not a co-conspirator. He was the mastermind of the entire scheme.

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This election fraud scheme, David Rivera, that sent two of his co-conspirators that he recruited into the election fraud conspiracy, sent them to federal prison, but miraculously somehow not him. I guess sometimes it pays to be Marco Rubio's former bag man. Also, Joe Carollo, for crying out loud. I mean, Joe...

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Karolio, ich meine, wir wissen, dass dieser Kerl eine Art berühmter Charakter ist auf diesem Show. Und natürlich Frank Artilles, den du erwähnt hast, der nicht nur verhaftet und verhaftet war, sondern auch von Wahlfraud verhaftet wurde. Und Alina Garcia, so this is who she learned how to be an election supervisor from.

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From some literal fraudsters who famously were implicated and or charged in a litany of alleged crimes. Let me ask you this, Elaine, because maybe a lot of people in Miami don't know this either. Alina Garcia was allegedly a boletera. What do you know about that? And more importantly, what the hell is a boletera?

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The thing about crypto, and as it turns out, a constitutional republic, is that it's like Tinkerbell. We all just have to believe in it. And as long as we keep believing in it, it will continue to exist. Here's the thing. We didn't know what the hell this Miami coin thing was for. Was it some sort of money laundering scheme? Was it a pump and dump?

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Or I believe will fill them out in advance, their chosen candidates, and hand them off to the elderly voter to sign.

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So these are boleteros and boleteras, male and female use, O and A. They are... Effektiv bedeutet es Absentee-Ballot-Broker oder Absentee-Ballot-Bundler. Aber man kann sich nur vorstellen, wie gefährlich diese Leute sich finden können. Und in der Tat, es wurde in mehreren Fällen verurteilt. Nichtsdestotrotz die 1997-Meyer-Roll-Elektion, in der sterbliche Leute votierten.

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Was Karl Heysen als Manny Yip und seine Freunde im Zementerien bezeichnet hat. Das waren Super-Voter. Das waren Leute, die in jeder Wahl seit ihren Todeszeiten votierten. Okay, and these were schemes that were cooked up by Boleteros and Boleteras, effectively filling out these ballots and being involved in alleged forged signatures, etc.

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So you have a former Boletera who was trained by some of the most corrupt characters in the city of Miami, including known... So, who then is Jenny Nilo? And how the hell does she get involved in this? So, this woman was fired from the city of Miami. Can you imagine what it takes Roy to get fired from the city of Miami? You know what you'd have to do? You'd have to have a no-show job.

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You'd have to be drinking and driving on the job while you're on the taxpayer dime running. personal errands. She did all of those things and then some. So, Elaine, who is Jenny Nilo? What happened to her at the city of Miami? And donde esta now?

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Was it some way to funnel money to the mayor or city commissioners? Because the city itself was getting a vig off the trades. And in fact, the city did profit. So not a penny? Not a penny. Thank God the current president in his infinite wisdom stopped making the penny. I don't think we still make a .0000621% of a penny. It's...

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Aber Roy, sie wurde nicht verhaftet für trinken und fahren.

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The Friends and Family Program here in Miami. So she doesn't get arrested, but she does get fired. Why?

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But I don't want to say you buried the lead, because there's so many leads in this story. But Jenny Nilo back in 2017 was sentenced... ...to 36 months in federal prison for mortgage fraud.

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This is prior to her being hired for this obviously bogus bullshit position, no-show job at the city of Miami, which was clearly a gift from Alex Diaz-Laportiez, the disgraced ex because he was removed from office by Governor Ron DeSantis because he was arrested for... Bribes, Geldverschmutzung und Kampagnenfinanzvergleiche, die die Begriffe abgesehen wurden.

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Ich muss, ich muss das sagen, weil es wahr ist. Aber dann wird sie von der Stadt verhaftet. Dann wird sie von ihm verhaftet, um seine persönlichen Arbeiten auf der Taxifahrerzeit, der Taxifahrer-Dime und zu bezeichnen, in einer Stadt von Miami-Fahrzeugen trank zu fahren. For this person to drive drunk in a city-owned vehicle. But nobody seems to care. She keeps getting these public positions.

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But Elaine, you talked to Alex Diaz-Laporte. He was probably drunk texting you, if I had to guess. But he is allegedly or threatening to run for mayor in the city of Miami. This cesspool of a race this year for city mayor. You know Jenny to be part of Team DLP, right? What did he say to you about this?

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Well, when you when you have a person, not only a person with a criminal record like hers and an embarrassing public employment record such as Jenny Nilo, but you have someone who a very shady politician is.

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Akkusiert und in der Tat verhaftet für eine Zeit lang Geldverlust und Kampagnenfinanzierungen, die dir sagen, dass diese Person Teil seines politischen Teams ist und sie ist jetzt in den Miami-Dade-Käufe-Elektions- Offices. Which leads me to this next question in terms of, you know, certainly our ongoing thesis of the Miami of today is the America of tomorrow.

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You have a lot of election deniers, a lot of people who think that Donald Trump won the election in 2020. Spoiler alert, he did not. He won it in 2024, though. Are there some concerns here about the integrity of elections in Miami-Dade County, when you have such incompetent Fraudster. She's a fraudster. She was sentenced for mortgage fraud.

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You have fraudsters, criminals and incompetents and in fact political operatives in charge of running an elections office in one of the largest, most consequential and diverse counties in the country.

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My point is, as it always is, the Miami of today is the America of tomorrow. And what we now have was abundantly clear scheme and a scam down here in Miami is now in the White House. You heard Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy talking about this being one of the biggest problems. Kind of instrument as well.

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Yes, the supervisor of Boloteros here in Miami-Dade County, Elaine Devay, find her and please do at politicalcurtadito.com. Should we spell that, Roy?

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Very good.

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I've lived here for 40 years. Unpasteurized milk, though. You have to have unpasteurized milk.

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I need whole milk. Politicalcordadito.com Go there. Read all about it. Thank you so much for being here, Elaine.

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Roy, I studied political science at the University of Miami in a pre-law curriculum with a particular focus on constitutional law. And I had some really wonderful professors and it was my favorite courses and my favorite part of my time at the University of Miami. And grew to...

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Not only through my grandfather, who was a non-practicing attorney and some of my friends and my professors, grew to have a real kind of profound respect for the Constitution. A very imperfect document, but designed to bring people together under some common ideas and ideals and work together. 1776.

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The fact is that the year 1776, Roy, was the Declaration of Independence. Also that. Not the Constitution, which was drafted in 1787, ratified in 1788 and mostly in place by 1789. But words, we the people, were not written in 1776. They were written a decade later. It's just, I'm trying to think of what that... That means our education system is terrible. Right.

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It annoys me because it's kind of a proud ignorance. And incidentally, there are some really fabulous and inspiring and poetic turns of phrase in the Declaration of Independence. If you want to talk about the truths that we hold to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights... Life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness.

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More perfect. We could get it more perfect. And in fact for...

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centuries almost almost 250 years we we have been working to get it more perfect i think the point is is that there are quotes you could pull from the declaration of independence for your t-shirt that would align with the 1776 date as opposed to kind of proudly wearing your your ignorance it's just like just at least get the history of the country right the history that you're Ja, genau.

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He was great, you know, like Rodney Dangerfield, you know, doing his book report, you know, by just repeating the title of the book. But it's concerning for me. I'm not a constitutional scholar, but I'm a fan and a student of the Constitution and of this government and this way of life.

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And when you have a president that says this, don't you need to uphold the Constitution of the United States as president?

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What his brilliant lawyers may remind him of is that the presidential oath of office, which is really just one sentence, is this.

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Then we just saw this story about a two million dollar investment from a foreign nation, from Abu Dhabi into the president and his son's private business. We saw a raffle. Ich glaube, dieses seltsame, semi-legale Raffel, um ein Abendessen oder so etwas im White House mit dem Präsidenten zu gewinnen. Wie beginnt man, das zu erklären, was hier los ist?

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So when you have a president who isn't certain if the oath of office, which he has now taken twice, consists of protecting and defending the Constitution and doesn't necessarily know who those people are.

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laws apply to these are the constitution is supposed to protect not only define what it means uh the role of the government but the role of the government in our lives and to protect us that's what the bill of rights does protect us from a tyrannical government which is really what the second amendment was for not hearing so much from those second amendment folks these days which is interesting but when you have a president who doesn't who isn't sure

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If his job, if his answer to aren't you supposed to protect and defend the Constitution is I don't know. And you have a president who doesn't know who the rules are supposed to apply to.

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Basically saying you have a president who is above the law and does not have to abide by the Constitution and then starts to identify people who he unilaterally classifies as quote unquote illegal or not American and then says the Constitution doesn't apply to you in terms of your protections. from the government.

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I wanted to get a better understanding of this from someone who is in fact a constitutional scholar and was in fact the most conservative justice in the history, perhaps. Certainly top two. I would argue most conservative justice in the history of the United States Supreme Court. Antonin Scalia, who's ideologically was just to the right of the Taliban.

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He was asked about the application of the Constitution. The five freedoms of We'll leave you today with this. Cocaines.

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Und du hast diese Firmen. Es gibt eine Logistikfirma, die 20 Millionen Dollar zahlen wird. Sie haben das nicht, aber ich denke, sie werden 20 Millionen Dollar zahlen, damit sie in diesen Token investieren können. Und explizit für den Zweck von Lobbying oder der Überwachung des Präsidenten, die US-Mexiko-Tradepolicy zu verändern. Ist das richtig? Ja.

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I've talked extensively about public corruption in this program and the way politicians in South Florida exploit their public office for private profit. I don't think we've seen anything on this scale before, where you're talking about figures in multi-billion dollars.

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You're talking about it all happening rather transparently in an effort to effectuate policy and to buy access to the President of the United States. But you're also seeing the President changing policy, changing the country's policy on crypto specifically in a way that directly enriches himself and his family. Tell us about that.

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This is a deregulation of an industry that was barely being regulated to begin with. And in fact. bei all objective accounts is worthy of scrutiny. I hear from crypto true believers all the time that there's really only two legit coins. There's Bitcoin and there's Ethereum and that everything else is nonsense.

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And when you're in a sector where even the devout believers are telling you that, oh, 99% of this other stuff is a scam. I'm like, okay, wait. Hang on, if your argument is 99%, but doesn't that require a level of scrutiny and regulation that is now being rolled back?

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A fund from the UAE is buying 2 billion dollars worth of a digital coin created by the Trump-owned platform World Liberty Financial. The president is listed as its chief crypto advocate along with his sons. The company called it, quote, the single largest ever investment in a crypto company, but did not respond to questions about how much the Trump family would profit from it.

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One of the things about crypto that's been uniquely disturbing to me is all of the... Die Argumente, die Leute mir darüber gemacht haben, sind im Allgemeinen nicht wahr. Es ist ein Hedge gegen die Inflation. It's not. It somehow has a practical application beyond just the casino of the unregulated security, that there's somehow you can use it to pay bills and things or whatever.

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That's very rare in the crypto space outside of the, I guess, the major two, if you will. The idea that it's somehow... Vielen Dank. The democratization of banking somehow. The idea that, again, for people who believe that a man who shits on a gold toilet is really looking out for the plumber who services that toilet or the common man, the working class of America.

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The headline this week is 58 crypto wallets have made millions on Trump's meme coin. 764,000 have lost money. So once again we have a financial system that really only benefits the top 1% or less of holders or hodlers or whatever the hell they call it. So my question, Molly, is that is anybody benefiting? von diesen Trump-Meme-Coin. Und wenn es so ist, wer?

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Having spent the last, I don't know, is it eight years? Certainly feels like 80 years hearing about Hunter Biden and all of the nefarious activity that he was alleged to have been involved with all over the country. The laptop trading on his father's name and exploiting his father's office. We now have the Trump sons.

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Das ist korrupt auf dem Gesicht, aber es ist wahrscheinlich illegal. Du musst wahrscheinlich nicht sehr tief schrecken, um einen Fall zu finden, wo der Präsident eine enorme Infusion von Geld zu seiner Krypto-Coin von einem CEO oder einem Außenoligarchen erholt hat, der dann von Donald Trump eine Verfügung stellt. Ein Präsident der Vereinigten Staaten,

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In just the last less than two weeks alone, announcing three multibillion dollar deals in three separate foreign countries who have a very serious invested interest in influencing American policy and the American president, including. I mean, these are businesses, by the way, that the president runs or the president is involved with. His sons are representatives on his behalf, but they're not.

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Just private citizens out in the free market. And many of these deals, as we mentioned, involve this crypto hustle. I want to quantify this a bit. The headline this week, Molly, Trump families net worth has increased by 2.9 billion with a B dollars thanks to crypto investments. new report says. Is that right?

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The net worth of the Trump family has increased this year by nearly $3 billion thanks to this crypto hustle?

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These kids have got to do something while they're vaping. I mean, they're not just going to sit around, you know, smoking and not do something else to distract themselves. Last question, Molly, is this legal? Or should it be legal?

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Ich weiß nicht, wer der Nummer 1-Pick war. Ich weiß, wer der erste Quarterback war. Wer war es? Chad Pennington. Oh, das stimmt. Oh Gott. Ja.

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Jets hatte vier erste Runde-Picks. Tom Brady war im Draft. Jesus.

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Oh, Brown? Der defensive tackle?

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Wow.

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Okay, would you go, but you had to wear an outfit designed by me, Billy, and Stu Gatz? Oh, boy. And you had to wear it the whole night. Oh, boy.

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No, I'm going to put you in like meat. Like you're going to wear the most compromising position.

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Best dressed teammate you've had. Oh, wow, that's a good question.

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I mean, the report comes out that Abdul Carter wurde von den Giants gewählt, will 11 tragen, und er kann 11 nicht tragen, weil die Familie einen Votier hatte und sich entschieden hat, ihn nicht zu tragen. Ich muss wissen, wie war der Votier?

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Er lässt es mit dir. Er hat die Familie unter den Bus und ist weg.

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You don't have to vote. When he just told me the two people that didn't want the jury, I was like, alright, there's no need for a vote.

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Mikey wanted to know how the vote went down and who you voted for. I picture it like a little survivor where you guys are holding up, I think he can give it away.

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You noticed they didn't call the Taylor family, Lawrence Taylor's family, a bunch of babies.

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Wir hören dich. God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey.

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Wir sind im 5. Jahrhundert. Oh my, oh wait a second.

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Billy, you could die together, but you can't wear number 11 while you do it.

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Would you be shocked if the Detroit Lions missed the playoffs?

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He was too good. He was too good. Was he surprised when he got picked? Absolutely.

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Pennington was a, at best, good quarterback. Janikowski was the best kicker for a long time.

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Okay. That is what he said.

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It's incognito.

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It just looks like he's been hitting the gym, working on the shoulders a lot. My traps are like... More Mike Lees. Let's get to them here. All right. More Mike Lee to be picking number one next year. Giants, Saints, Titans or Browns? Wow.

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I believe in Tyler Schuck. Do you? I do.

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In three years he'll be 40.

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Hast du noch einen für uns? Ich habe noch einen für mich. Ich habe noch einen für mich.

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I like it better if you do it every quarter of the game. It's like, listen, you just had that holding penalty. I need you to take the shirt off. You're right.

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Yeah. Hey, here's a headline. Yeah. The Pittsburgh Steelers traded George Pickens to the Dallas Cowboys for a couple of draft picks.

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I love this. The conspiracy theory with Rodgers that he's waiting till next week to sign with the Steelers until after the NFL releases their schedule so they don't get any undue attention. They don't get any extra primetime games and stuff. That's the conspiracy theory at the moment.

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Ja, jetzt hast du ein bisschen Raum für Lazard. Randall Cobb. They're really good at getting rid of these guys at the right time. And maybe just George Pickens will be another name on that list. Juju won a Super Bowl after he left Pittsburgh, you know? Sure, but he also... He was as much a part of that as I was.

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Was he?

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Ich meine, in unserer Verteidigung haben die Stuttgarter die Bären und Jets ausgewählt, um es in die Superbowl zu kämpfen.

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I think they had like nine wins between them. By the way, the Steelers brought in DK Metcalf. What are they doing?

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Yeah, well, that's the thing. Who are they going to play opening week? I'd say Washington. That'd be a fun game to start. It's usually an AFC team, isn't it? Right? No, it's usually it's they usually try and make it some playoff rematch. And wasn't the NFC Championship game Washington Philly? Yeah. Give me that game again. Yeah.

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I feel like we've said this about Trevor Lawrence every year. Like, well, now he's got no excuses. And then all of a sudden we're like, well, I mean, there's kind of an excuse. So we'll give him that.

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Er wird wieder da sein. Ist er immer noch hochgegangen von dem Schuss gegen Michigan?

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Ja.

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Niemand hat ihn verletzt. Ja. Und er hat einen Schuss gemacht, der wirklich hart war. Und jetzt ist er der Nummer eins. Ich bin mit Billy.

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Gino hat mir gesagt, es war 2012. Glaubst du, dass Jadeveon Clowney an dem Moment gedacht hat, dass seine Karriere gepeakt ist?

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Unless your last name is Sanders.

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Without a little check.

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And by little, I mean a big check.

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But you will not get a little sprinkle. You get a little sprinkle.

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Did somebody think Brady slid in the draft, or was he just a sixth-round pick who was really good?

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I'm excited. Are you? Yeah, how could I not be? It's Billy, it's you, it's the Jets, it's the Cardinals.

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Was war das?

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Miami verliert zu SMU im AACC-Championschampionat.

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I love playing what if this far out because so many things can happen. So here we go. What if Bama, LSU, Georgia, Ole Miss and Tennessee all have three losses? Wow.

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Bama, LSU, Georgia, Ole Miss, Tennessee.

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That's the game. It's what if.

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Yeah, I have one more easy one. I gave you a really hard one, so I'll end it easy.

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No, it didn't, but that's the point of the game. What if Washington State runs the table?

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Wenn nicht, wurde sie zurückgegeben. Wenn es nicht so ist, denke ich, dass du für den Tag ein Jets-Fan sein solltest.

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Mike, just leave the key under the mat.

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Ich kann es sehen. Er stört mich. Er ist immer noch wütend, dass Billy letzte Woche nicht aufgehört hat.

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Like one of the nicest, most polite quarterbacks turning to his offensive coordinator and just be like, ah, f*** you.

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I can see it happening and I just want to shrink back and allow it to happen.

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Yeah, I'm certain. We are certain. I am certain.

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Please drink responsibly. Mikey, what were you laughing at? Just missed opportunities.

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Get him on the show.

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Ah! This sounds like a giant setup by K-Funk.

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Thank you.

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Das könnte nicht besser für die Jets sein. Alle betten gegen sie, außer Mojo, der K-Funk gegen sie hat. Die Jets gewinnen. Locken sie ab. Die Jets haben eine Million.

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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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Cuervo.

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I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.

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Finally, got rid of these goddamn deep state unelected bureaucrats. who just do nothing but waste our tax dollars and sit around and let me check my notes, offer severe weather outlooks, help gauge the impact of climate change, provide information for our farmers to use daily, monitors our oceans, the health of our fisheries, also fire. I think a lot of what they do helps us survive. What?

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It is? There are deliberate inefficiencies built into certain systems, and that is by design. It's to help with accountability. It's to ensure a lack of fraud, waste and abuse. It's designed in a way to that. It's not necessarily designed to be so. But it's designed to make sure we get things right. And it's designed to make sure we offer assistance in public health and safety.

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And this is a conversation we started last year with John Morales, who is an honorary member of the American Meteorological Society and a meteorological consultant and hurricane specialist for NBC6 here in Miami. And he warned us. Last year, we had talked about some of the impact of Sharpie-based hurricane predictions and meteorology.

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We talked about this idea of vilifying people at NOAA and the National Weather Service and NASA. Now, those fears and concerns and that vilification is policy. And we've got about 800 people, I think, estimated about 5% of the workforce and counting, obviously, got dozed, since that's a verb now. John, first, your initial reaction to this news.

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Let's continue to examine your stool sample. I didn't mean for that to sound the way that I did, but the example you used, the metaphor of the three-legged stool, what are – and you spoke generally about it, but what are the actual implications of the sledgehammer, the stool no longer – standing, the stool falling. You've said there's lives, property damage, this, the economy. How so?

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What are the practical examples and implicate what happens now with this reduced workforce that results in all of those potential tragedies?

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That was the voice of Florida woman and right-wing influencer Laura Loomer having a MAGA meltdown over this, what was called a complete disappointment, a fraud, a nothing burger release of the long-promised... Epstein files much fanfare by Trump's new attorney general, Florida woman, Pam Bondi.

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Less than three months before the start of hurricane season.

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As a native Floridian and a lifelong Miamian, I have witnessed firsthand year after year, I've now had Forty five. I'm sorry. No, 46. Oh, this will be my, you know, my 47th hurricanes have lost count already. How many hurricane seasons I have fortunately survived.

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But it's demonstrable how much better the science has gotten, how much better the predictions have gotten, how much more accurate the forecasts have been.

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have become fewer what we might feel are false alarms or being overprepared or being you know or you know that that's always the the problem too is the boy who cried wolf effect and that floridians take it less seriously when they get too many of these warnings to prep for a storm it's gotten so much much better and i always argue with my friends in california john my entire life like well what's better florida or california it's like well would you prefer mudslides and earthquakes or you prefer and we always say hurricanes because at least we have

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You have Representative Anna Paulina Luna, Florida woman, a congresswoman from Florida, saying this is not what we are. The American people ask for and a complete disappointment. You've got Trump supporters, including Loomer, fuming, demanding support. AG Pampani resign over this debacle. Steve Bannon calling it this Jeffrey Epstein file release a fiasco by the Trump DOJ.

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A warning. At least we know when it's coming and we can try to get the hell out.

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If you want to make meteorology great again, you know, there was a time when we did not have radars. We did not have meteorologists. We did not have the science and the knowledge to understand when a hurricane was coming. And when you'd reach the eye of the storm, people thought the storm was over and had passed us by. And so you have 30 minutes of calm or whatever it may be.

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And everybody sort of goes out to take stock. And, of course, you have destruction of property. You've got projectiles lying in wait all over the ground. And people would die because, of course, the back end of the – they were only halfway through the storm at that point. That was – people were, I suppose, blissfully ignorant. But then they were also f***ing dead.

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And so the science matters and it does. It is public safety. It does save lives. And quick kind of like hypothetical or scenario before we go. Like, what is your fear this hurricane season, which we are mere months away? What is your fear if this is just happening? Phase one here of layoffs at NOAA and NWS.

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What is your fear when you are in the weather center at NBC6 as the hurricane specialist this season? And there is some assuming we know that there is a storm barreling down from the Atlantic. What is your fear sitting in the studio going, oh, shit, what?

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This is I got lots to say about this because I am as close to a public records absolutist as you can possibly find. Obviously, there needs to be redactions to protect victims or minors or national security. But otherwise, I think we're entitled to it all. And what was released here, as far as I can tell, is not only.

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It's all right. We just saved 0.00000001%, I think, off of the national budget. How do you like that? John Morales, always good news when you're around. That's the thing about being a hurricane specialist, right? It's like people only see you when there's bad news. You're like an old friend I only see at funerals now. That's how this relationship feels, dude. Yeah.

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Thank you for being here and good luck to you and good luck to us all.

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We've got some breaking news from the broken city of Miami. You heard it here first on Because Miami. Last month at a city commission meeting, Commissioner Miguel Gabela let it slip that city of Miami commissioners are no longer insured. They are not covered by insurance anymore because the city is too corrupt.

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I was sitting there at the meeting, and I was like, wait, what? They don't have insurance? They don't have insurance, it turns out, because... I could have told you that. And also. Hashtag because Miami. So he is so corrupt and he has been sued so many times and it has cost the city and its insurance carrier so much money that they will not insure the city anymore.

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material that has been previously available for a great number of years, but it was actually less than what was previously released because it was redacted and we had actually previously seen unredacted versions of some of the records that Pam Bondi released. Last week.

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And this was confirmed by city attorney George Wysong.

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So is it the case that the city of Miami and the city commission is just simply uninsurable?

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Wait, that's unfair to who? The insurance company wants to carve out Joe Carollo, is what's happening. But they will cover, apparently, or they would cover, because now there's no insurance. They're canceled. It expired. Four out of the five commissioners on the dais they would cover.

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But because they wouldn't cover Joe Carollo, the city administration, run by Art Manuel Noriega, the corrupt city manager and the overpriced furniture salesman, This guy, by the way, who promised to do an interview one-on-one with us on this show two Februaries ago, he promised in public at a meeting. Oh, he broke your promise? Oh, that's too bad. It's just unbelievable.

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So this is my shocked face, Roy. Here's the thing. The administration decided it wasn't fair. It wasn't fair to who? It wasn't fair to Joe Carollo. How about it's not fair to the taxpayers who have to cover the cost of this insurance? I'm sorry. They have to just cover the cost of no insurance. They cover the cost of attorney's fees. They cover the cost of settlements. It's ridiculous.

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Like they're doing this to basically cover up and protect Joe Carollo to the detriment of the other four commissioners and more importantly to the detriment of the taxpayers. These are not... fiscal conservatives or responsible stewards of the taxpayer money. And of course, everybody is suffering as a result.

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So we're talking with Julie K. Brown, the famed investigative journalist from the Miami Herald, whose journalism ultimately led to, I guess I could say, the re-prosecution or ultimately the prosecution of Jeffrey Epstein, who had been kind of let off scot-free prior to her revisiting this case and bringing it all up again. Julie, am I on the right track here? Let's start there.

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Roy, and everybody listening at home, The difference between uninsured and self-insured is the difference between you and the billionaires. Here, these guys are acting like billionaires because they have a $1.3 billion annual budget, but that's not their money. They're playing with the house's money. They're playing with your money. They're playing with taxpayer money.

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So to say that we are self-insured, no, it's the taxpayers who are paying for The lawyers to defend corrupt commissioners, the victims of that corruption are the taxpayers who are paying those lawyers to defend the corruption. And then the taxpayers have to pay out of pocket the legal settlements. They have to pay the tax. The judgments in those cases. This is why the Miami mafia is undefeated.

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And then a really funny thing happened, right? Joe Carollo himself decided to wade into the conversation. Oh, Lord. The man whose corruption has put the city into this position, because I want you to know right now, Roy, there was no problem with the city getting insurance before before this happened. It was never a problem. OK, before Joe Carollo came into office eight years ago.

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So the city of Miami's risk management director, Ann Marie Sharp, Joe asks her to come up to the podium and starts interrogating her. This is like Ted Bundy representing himself and cross-examining his victims. It's like, so let me ask you, who attacked you? What happened?

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This woman is so, she's so scared because she doesn't want to say the quiet part out loud. She's like, well, you know, they want to not maybe necessarily insure everything. But what she just said, to be perfectly clear, she said that there was at least one insurance company that was willing to insure the police department at the city of Miami.

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A police department that costs the city millions of dollars a year in settlements and payments for misconduct. But they were not willing... to cover the elected officials. So what they were saying is the elected official, we will cover the police department in Miami, but the elected officials are too corrupt for us to cover with insurance.

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Joe seems to have a little bit of trouble understanding all of this.

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I can believe it.

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By the way, that's not what she said. She's like like he's he's interrogating this woman for all of this time. And he's not even listening to what she's saying. Like she made it very clear. No, no, no. We did go out. We did get quotes.

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What was actually, quote unquote, What was the what was the bombshell here from Pam Bondi in the long promised Epstein files?

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She's the risk management director. And she's talking to the risk. And he's asking you. He's almost daring her to say, it's you, dude. It's you. This is like OJ Simpson yelling at the LAPD about why they haven't found the real killer yet. That's what this is. And that is that just absolutely exemplifies hashtag because Miami.

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Now, Roy, a new segment that we're so unprepared for, we don't have like a cart or like a jingle or anything for. Nope. But we're going to introduce it this week, and I'm sure by next week we'll have all the production values. Probably not. Roy! That was production value. Where do you live again? So the production values, you see? Yeah. High end. The deluxe here. This is a segment we like to call

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That's the first time. Can you say that in the inaugural? We like to call it. This is just what it is.

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No, you can't. This is called... In the board meeting, we went over this, and we decided to go with that. So we like to call it this.

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Yeah, the board meeting. I spell that B-O-R-E-D. This segment is called The Miami of Today is the America of Tomorrow, translated to... The Miami of yesterday is the America of today. First up, we have Miami-Dade's English-only ordinance. In 1973, the Dade County Commission had voted that we could be a bilingual and bicultural community. So the county paid to translate...

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thousands of pages of English documents into Spanish every year. And interpreters were required at public meetings. We had radio stations that aired Spanish public service announcements, produced at taxpayer expense, encouraging use of Spanish by Miamians.

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In 1978, Emmy Schaefer, an immigrant and Holocaust survivor, started an English-only movement when she could not find an English-speaking clerk in county municipal offices. And in 1980, Schaefer got a referendum on the ballot. to reinstate English as the only official language. Dade County voters approved the measure with a 59.1% majority. That wasn't reversed until May of 1993.

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And as you may have heard just this past week, Roy, President Donald Trump signed an executive order making English the official language of the United States. So the Miami of yesterday is the America of today. Cocaines.

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And in fact, it did. And my real question is, though, are there any Epstein files? What I mean by that is I've got a lot of questions. God knows. I don't know if there's any documents out there that can answer those questions right now. This just it feels like government by and for the perennially online government.

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Like this is sort of feeding, as Laura Loomer herself said, feeding like red meat to the base. But is there any material out there? It might not even be at the FBI. It might very well be in Palm Beach here in the state of Florida. Are there any quote unquote Epstein files out there?

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Yeah, I was wondering, we know that this man is a, was, An evil, grotesque, serial sex predator, not an outright pedophile. I do wonder like how much Pizzagate is here. You know, when you read some of the shit online and you're like, let's go after the truth. And it's important. I'm a born skeptic. I ask questions for a living. I encourage everybody to to ask questions.

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But when you get answers, you have to face facts and you have to accept facts. reality at some point. And that was the big question, of course. Is there the term client list?

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We heard I remember the term little black book when Gawker first released the phone book, which was one of the pieces of of evidence in phase one here that Pam Bondi released last week, something we had all seen unredacted, which now she has released redacted, which, again, is less information than we actually had before. And it was a phone book.

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Like it's it was a rich guy meeting celebrities and other high net worth individuals out and about. And there wasn't necessarily anything nefarious about it. It's like he had Bono's cell number in there because he met Bono somewhere. And, you know, right.

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Before we go, I want to know, right after this backlash occurred, Attorney General Pam Bondi went right back out on the same TV channels and podcasts where she had previously gone off, gone out half cocked, as you put it, talking about a case in a file she clearly knew nothing about.

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throwing the FBI under the bus, saying that she was misled, that she's demanding with a hard deadline the release of this material. She just said yesterday that the FBI has delivered, quote, a truckload, end quote, of Epstein files after she laid down the law and all that. What do you what do you make of that?

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Well, one more thing I do want to remind the base before we go is that, as we knew from before in these documents released by Donald Trump's attorney general, Pam Bondi, Trump's name itself was in Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs that were just, I should say, re-released last week, no less than seven times.

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So if the base is looking for some sort of deep state conspiracy or, you know, billionaire international network of. You know, a conspiracy or something. You know, the the the caller is inside the house. The caller is inside the White House. Julie K. Brown, before we go, one last thing. What is next? Like what in this story? Like what should we be looking for? What should we be asking for?

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Where is the mystery? What is it that we don't know that we need to know about Jeffrey Epstein?

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Julie K. Brown, MiamiHerald.com. Thanks so much for joining us again.

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Can I summon, like, God bless football.

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You know what we didn't discuss in headlines? Saquon Barkley got paid. Got paid. And he got paid two years after we entirely wrote off running backs getting paid ever again. One year after there was a plethora of running backs available, including our friend Austin Eckler, where it was like crazy. Like all of a sudden, every running back is switching teams. Derrick Henry is on a new team.

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Austin Eckler is on. Everyone's just moving back and forth. Saquon ends up switching teams. Now Saquon gets paid because of the year that he had. And it's going to be interesting to see if that kind of resets the running back market and maybe all of the running backs for free agents a year too soon. But also, it's Saquon Barkley, so probably not.

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I think it will help other running backs slightly, but we're not going to see another $20 million running back, I don't think, in the near future.

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That was very much a... super bowl high you know what i mean like oh my god we did it we couldn't do it before we got him oh my god he carried us we won the super bowl because of him whatever he wants just give it like and then like six months from now it's gonna be like wait we did what like we gave him what money

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Yeah, his age is like Howie, Howie, Howie right here.

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Here, sign this real quick. And like, it's like 50 plus million for like two years. And it's like over 30 million guaranteed. And there's still incentives to make it more money. Like, yeah. What a deal for Saquon. You know what? I'm happy for Saquon.

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Absolutely. Great for him. He wasted the first portion of his career in New York. People didn't appreciate him for how good he was. He now goes to Philadelphia. Great offensive line. Now goes to Philadelphia. Almost breaks the record for regular season rushing yards.

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They end up sitting him the last game of the regular season, so he doesn't have the opportunity to break the record, but he was on pace to break the record. And now he's rewarded for being such a great team player, sitting down, putting the team first. A little disappointing Super Bowl. Putting the team first, helping them throughout the playoffs, and now he's gotten paid, so good for him.

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Oh, dude, no. It's a massive disappointment.

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That is going right back in that direction. But hey, good for him.

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Get that money. You want to play a game of more Mike Lee?

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Ooh. Okay, so Abdul Carter, we found out last week, had the stress fracture, but he didn't need surgery. Yeah, he didn't need the surgery. Could still be the number one pick. Now, okay, Travis Hunter... Heisman Trophy winner. I don't know why I'm giving you their resumes. But Travis Hunter, he's going to go high in the draft. Both guys should be top five picks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Both would be top five picks. Unless something crazy happens, both guys will be top five picks. If you're the number one pick, I feel like you are viewed as a bust more often than a number three or four pick, right? Like, I think. But... Travis Hunter's coming in. Heisman Trophy winner. He's saying that what he does is harder than what Shohei Otani does, which was a weird, weird conversation.

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Weird flex. OK, yeah. Here is my I'm going to go with as I'm talking this out. I'm going to go with Travis Hunter. And it's not because I don't think that Travis Hunter is incredibly talented. It's not because I think that Travis Hunter is not worthy of being a top five pick in the NFL draft.

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I don't like the start like that. I just like to start like a regular thing, like the God bless football. You know what I mean? It's like, it's fine, but like, I don't know.

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Travis Hunter, though, and this is like strange for someone in my position to be saying, Travis Hunter seems... a bit small to me to be playing both sides of the ball in the NFL all the time. Like, I think that that's where the situation is, where bust is a possibility, right?

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Where you're hoping, if you're hoping, or if you talk yourself into Travis Hunter is going to be in the NFL, what he was in college. I think that that's not as likely, uh, And for that reason, he might be a bust, right? And also, if he's drafted by a team that is going to be playing him on both sides of the ball all the time, that team is in trouble.

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Like, you can't have him in the NFL playing every single snap on offense and defense. And his size, I mean, obviously there's wide receivers that are his size. There's, you know, cornerbacks that are his size, but... Both sides of the ball, he's going to be getting hit a lot. Like, a lot. And getting hit in the NFL is much different than getting hit in the college.

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And I can tell you that from experience. Yes. Playing neither of those. But it just seems like he's got to bulk up a little bit, which is what you say about everyone, right? Coming out of college, going to the NFL. He's got to bulk up a little bit, but I just think that it's going to be a lot harder to be playing both sides of the ball in the NFL than it was at Colorado.

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I also feel like, and we'll just do this real quick, it's very easy to forget about linemen. You know what I mean? You could have a very serviceable career, somewhat underwhelming, and you're just like, oh. And five years from now, you're like, oh, Abdul-Kart was the number one pick.

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Okay. All right. Constructive criticism. I'll take it. So just, hey, don't do what Stugatz does because you're not capable of that. And also don't do what you're doing because it's terrible. So just be better all around.

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He's fine. Where Travis Hunter, everyone's going to be watching for him on both sides of the ball or wherever it is that he's playing. So for him, I think, unfortunately, there's going to be more eyes on him. And he's more Mike Lee to be described potentially as a bust than Abdul Carter, who people might just forget about.

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Mikey? Yeah. I did a terrible job, admittedly, in the first segment of the show called Headlines because we're now in the third segment of the show and we still haven't gotten through all the headlines that I had timed out for the first segment of the show, which was a very poor job by me. So final headline. There's only one left, which is good news. There's only one left. Final headline.

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You know how we were raving last week about Bill Belichick and University of North Carolina getting hard knocks basically because the Giants ruined offseason hard knocks and every team everywhere was like, you know what? I don't want to look. I don't want to look as bad as the Giants, and I don't. Poor Stugatz's friend, Joe Shane. I never want to be Joe Shane.

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I never want to have a situation where my teenage son is telling me, you know what? You should do. You should pick the best player. And then I'm like, maybe not, though. Maybe not. Even though we can't actually get him, maybe let's not take the best player there.

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It was implied, which is fine. Okay. Here we are, first week of March, and our training camp has begun in terms of what we need to work on on this offseason, how we're going to make this show better. And it's really just eliminating me. It sounds like I'll just get out of the way and we'll have a much better show moving forward. We have more Mike leads to get to later.

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Yeah, I mean, which do you think was worse, the Jaden or the Saquon? It was Saquon, right?

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Well, OK, so I didn't even finish the headline. So the headline was because of that, no team in the NFL wanted to do this. So, you know, who's coming in? Big Bill Belichick and the North Carolina Tar Heels. The flavor of the week. Now we all want to be Tar Heels fans. We want Bill Belichick to succeed and all that. And then, you know, like a day later, it's like, you know what? Never mind.

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They're not doing it either because we couldn't reach a deal. So we're not even going to get Bill Belichick on Hard Knocks. So now Hard Knocks, which, by the way, if we're going to be honest...

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too much hard knocks like too much hard knocks hard knocks in training camp i thought was fine regular hard knocks perfectly fine in season hard knocks there we started kind of like i don't know about this situation if your team was on look the dolphins were on it like two years ago i i'm still telling myself well i have two episodes left i'm gonna get back i'm gonna finish it i know exactly how that season ended i don't need to get back to that i don't

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need to watch the last two two episodes i know exactly how it's gonna go didn't even finish it when it was my own team the off season where it's like let's follow around the decision makers and just have cameras in their office while they're sitting there talking on the phone looking at spreadsheets like i don't know about this

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I mean, yeah, but you're watching for a train wreck like you want it to be really bad.

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Yeah. Well, I mean, so regular hard knocks is cool because regular hard knocks mostly like you're getting regular hard knocks.

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well because you're like you follow stars ish that you wouldn't have access to but also like you're getting the stories of like the fringe players that are just fighting to make the team and you're like rooting for these players and then you have like an interest in these players like oh my god i hope this guy makes it and then also like sneaky like darren waller on my fantasy team every year like well for like two or three years was on my fantasy team because of hard knocks i'm like you know what

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Waller's still there. Let's roll the dice on him. I liked him on hard knocks.

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I have a new game that I want to play at the end of this show. And I'll tell you the name of the game and see if you can figure out how this game works. The name of the game that we're going to be playing later in the show is who's the worst coach to be on a plane with. And I'm not going to give you the details of how that game is going to work later on.

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Well, it's also very formulaic where every year we're just going to see O's, the mentalist, visit training camp and put a fish in a piece of acrylic whatever. You know what I mean? Like, how'd that happen? Oh, O's has a prediction for the Super Bowl. Oh, my God, it's us. We're going to the Super Bowl. How did he do it? Look at us. We're going to go.

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And none of those teams ever make it to the Super Bowl.

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Yeah. Yeah, I suppose. You know, the thing about in-season hard knocks, too, that's different is in-season hard knocks. It's kind of like the opposite. But in-season hard knocks like I watched the games this week. I know exactly how this plays out. I don't really care about the storylines unless someone got in trouble or something crazy happened.

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I don't really need to know what happened Monday through Thursday in your facility. I don't care.

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Wow. So that's how you experience the game. Fuentes, are you in on that?

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Yes.

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And I bet you're on the edge of your seat. No, you can make fantasy moves, but based solely on hard knocks.

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No, no, no. Fantasy is fine. You can do fantasy.

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You guys can see if you can figure it out and maybe a play a game at home yourself and, and see if you can guess exactly what that segment is, but that's not going to be this segment. Next segment is more Mike Leary. Tease that. And on the TV side, we're going to be hearing from our friend Matthew Berry. We sat down with him at the Super Bowl.

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Yeah, your job is just experience the NFL through hard knocks for a season. That's it. It's very simple.

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Exactly. Yeah, you get a couple weeks off. Watch college football. You can be in on college if you want. You just can't watch the NFL for a year. You can only experience the NFL through hard knocks. I wonder if there's a person that like... Can we get Taylor to do this? Well, I was just going to say... No, he won't do it. He's always going to be telling us about his friend, Mac.

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Dude, I keep bothering him. I'm like, so where's Mac going to go next year? Where's Mac going to go? He used to be... Taylor, who works with us, Mikey, for those who don't know, and Mikey, used to be roommates with Mac Hollins. So he's on the Mac beat and he has been assured that he will break the story as to where Mac is going this time.

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Because last time he had it and Mac told him, hold off on that. And then it got scooped by like Rappaport or something. And he was like upset. And he's like, okay, you can put it out. He's like, it's too late.

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Rappaport already reported it. Yeah. Wow. So.

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What are we doing here? Like, come on. We want to get Mac on the show. It'll be fun. And here you guys are poo-pooing the situation.

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I can tell you where he's not. Probably the Bengals because they don't have any more money for receivers. They're out of that. Plum dry money for receivers in Cincinnati.

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So we talked about this earlier in the week, Mikey, and what I was telling people was, you know, what would have happened if it was offseason hard knocks with North Carolina and we're like, wow, North Carolina, Bill Belichick, blah, blah, blah. What it would have been is it would have been us just watching Mike Lombardi the entire time in his office.

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When we come back, we play a brand new game called Worst Coach to Be on a Plane With. I have ideas.

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And to be honest with you, we talked very little football with Matthew Berry. We kind of got deep with him. We found out something about him that we didn't know. We found out a dream of his and just kind of sort of his finances, I guess, and what he's willing to pay for certain things that he likes. But before we get to all of that,

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god bless football is presented by smirnoff we do game days please drink responsibly the smirnoff company new york new york mikey mike fuentes yeah promised it earlier so we have to get to it just because we promised it and i don't i feel like we were coming out of a good thing we had some fun and i have a fun game here that i want to play it's called worst coach to be on a plane with okay and this is how it works we're gonna go around the room

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And we're each going to say the worst coach to be on a plane with. And you're wondering, why are we doing this? It's because I saw on the Internet, which will be a new segment that we play another week. I saw on the Internet a photo of Pete Carroll standing in the aisle of an airplane.

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And the person that took the photo of Pete Carroll said, Pete Carroll has been standing in first class in the aisle of this airplane forever. almost the entire flight.

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It was well over an hour that he was standing there, and he was just talking to other coaches while on the flight, and they were talking strategy and what they were going to be doing, which seems very unwise to be doing that out in the open publicly.

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The person then also said, I think the Raiders are going to trade for Geno Smith, which I don't know if that was real or not, or if they were just adding that on there. But it was a photo of Pete Carroll standing in an aisle. I don't know because it wasn't a video if he was standing an entire flight and if he was talking to coaches or not.

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But I saw it on the Internet, so I choose to believe that it is true. So that has now spawned this new game called Worst Coach to Be on a Plane With. Now, here's the question that I want to ask of you guys, even though I've created this game. Is this the worst coach to be on a plane with or the worst coach to be sitting next to? Because I feel like those are different things.

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Okay. Well, so we'll start with you. Who's the worst coach?

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So does Nick Sirianni strike you as the only person that uses the service button up top calling the attendant over? He just yells.

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Okay. I can kind of see that. So is then your strategy to pick like the smallest coach? Cause then is Mike McDaniel a good person to sit next to on the plane? Because he seemingly is the opposite of pick the biggest coach. Like let's pick the smallest coach, Mike McDaniel. Like, is he then a good option?

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It's time for our favorite segment that we do every single week, this first segment of the show. Say it with me, guys. Headlines. Headlines. Headlines. We do it every week, I guess. We do it every week right around this time. It's called Headlines. Who brings us Headlines?

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Okay. Fuentes, do you agree Mike McDaniel is a good option?

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I feel like he turns to you and he's like, bro, they got Entourage on this.

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This is I like this because, you know, because he's a coach. So he's obviously not always, you know, up to date on what is the newest of things. Right. I can imagine a conversation now with Mike McDaniel where he turns to use like, dude, they got an entourage. And then he looks, he goes, episodes like, you know, this was a show. They made a show out of the movie.

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Like, yeah, Mike, like that was a show for like 10 years before they made it a movie. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Sirianni seems like an entourage. Okay.

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I'm sure he was.

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I feel like Pete Carroll, if any coach was on Entourage, it was Pete Carroll. I'm on it. I'm on it. I also think like Nick Sirianni is the guy that tells you – he hates ballers because that's not how it works. Like, he's always like, that's... I like the idea. I like the idea, not how it works. That's not how it works in the NFL.

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Like that happened. I could see that. So back to worst coaches on the airplane. The thing with Mike McDaniel that might make him not a good option is I feel like he also always wants to be the funny guy. You know what I mean? Like if he is – I could see him being the expensive headphones, hoodie on, keeping to himself. But like if he is interacting –

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He's the guy that wants to get the laughs, right?

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He's like diagonal neighbor that turns and talks to you sideways like this the whole flight.

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You know what I mean? And his wife is tapping him on the arm like, leave him alone. Where are you guys going?

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And it's like, yeah.

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Headlines is brought to us by Smirnoff. Presented by Smirnoff, I should say. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company. New York, New York. They actually didn't sponsor headlines. They sponsored another segment later on. But you know what? This week, headlines brought to you by Smirnoff.

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He's a hang loose guy for sure. So that'll do it for this week of God bless football. And if you think of coaches that would be terrible on the plane or coaches that love entourage or hate ballers or who would talk to you, who's been to Hawaii, let us know. Just tweet at us on all of our socials. And that's it. All right. Bye, guys. See you next week. God bless football.

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Now that we're taking notes and we're talking this through, I have a new name for this segment that I want to run by you guys. And I promise we'll get to headlines in just a second. Fuentes, I think that you might like this name. Mikey, I'm not sure if you'll like this. Sorry, Mike. That's my mistake.

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I'm like, what if we what if we call this segment headline day and we give you all the headlines because you guys during deadline day of basketball in the NFL will do this whole deadline day thing. No. OK, we'll move on. We won't do that. It's just going to be called headlines. Then headlines presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

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This is how it's going to work for those of you who are new to the program and haven't seen us play headlines every single week. I'm going to read you some headlines and then we're going to get some thoughts. Okay. Does that work for you guys? Let's do it. All right. First headline, Max Crosby has signed an extension.

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So that has now taken Max Crosby out of the trade talks and he will be returning to the Raiders next season. Guys, initial thoughts on Max Crosby and also what does this do for Miles Garrett?

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Are the Raiders going to be good offensively? What is the timeline on the Raiders getting good? Because they now have locked in Max Crosby, which is good, right? And they've given him a ton of money. It's good in the sense that, okay, this is our guy. We're not going to let him go. We're going to build around him.

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But also, you're giving him a ton of money, which is taking away money that you could use to better your team elsewhere. And to your point, at the quarterback position,

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If you're giving him this money, are you planning on going younger at quarterback and not throwing a bajillion dollars at an established quarterback a la Matthew Stafford, who, by the way, also headline number two, which I guess we'll get in here. Matthew Stafford staying put. He's not going to the Jets. He's not going anywhere else.

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But also, he's not going to the Raiders, so they still need a quarterback, which would have been a nice fit for the Raiders looking for a quarterback.

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God bless football, Mike Yang. God bless football, Fuentes.

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They just seem to be in a pretty bad spot in terms of quarterbacks, right? Because we'd have to look at the cap, but if you're giving Max Crosby this deal, you're not going to pay a quarterback $40 million, $50 million a year. So you're going to have to settle on a quarterback that's going to be okay, I guess, and then hope that...

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You have a Sam Darnold year out of someone, but what weapons do the Raiders have? They don't have Justin Jefferson. They don't have the same weapons as the Vikings, so Sam Darnold, even if you get actually Sam Darnold, not a Sam Darnold 2.0, which is a crazy sentence, but if you get actual Sam Darnold, he won't be Sam Darnold in Las Vegas either.

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Thank you, Mike Fuentes. Guys, fans, audience, friends, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I think I need to work on the God Bless Football at the beginning because when I ask it or when I say it, it sounds like I'm asking a question. Like, I'm kind of curious. Like, does God Bless Football? Like, I don't know.

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Oddly enough, Stafford seemed like he was going to be that guy for someone. And the Giants thought that they were going to get Matthew Stafford and they were going to have their quarterback solution. And now the Giants' plan seems to be, you know what? Aaron Rodgers sounds like Aaron Rodgers might work. We could try Aaron. What?

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Is that the pitch? I think the pitch to Aaron Rodgers is you don't have to move. So, hey, you want to play football, right? Because this is it. You want to play football? You want to start? This is the only spot.

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So let me ask. I mean, the Devontae Adams thing didn't really work last year, right?

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Yeah, he had some games there with old Aaron. You see him going back to Las Vegas? I don't think that was a happy ending there.

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Okay. Hold on a second. Because now, in the segment that we like to call headlines, I have another twist. First of all, I don't think that Tom Brady will bring Aaron Rodgers in to be his quarterback, if we're going to be honest. But that's a whole other thing.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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Here's a twist. Here's a twist. And it's another headline. DJ Metcalf demands. DK Metcalf demands a trade. What if he goes to Las Vegas? Pete Carroll's there. He unites with Pete Carroll. Then you have weapons. then maybe you bring in an Aaron Rodgers and Devontae Adams. So you have Devontae Adams, DK Metcalf, some call him DJ, and Aaron Rodgers, Max Crosby is still there.

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I mean, now we're cooking with gas.

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Okay, how about this? People love that, though.

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I have an idea. Okay. So you don't get Aaron, but you get DK Metcalf. Pete Carroll's there. And you say what? You know what? Russ, one last ride. Reunite. In Vegas. You reunite all of the Seahawks in Vegas. You call Richard Sherman and say, hey... Richard, what are you up to? You want to come over here? Get Richard Sherman over there. Maybe see if Beast Mode has one last ride in him.

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Uh, so, I think I need to work on that. This is a new segment that we call Notes. So, I think I need to work on that, but also, I don't really want to have, like, the same energy as Stugatz when he starts the show, or he does the God Bless Football, because, like, if I'm gonna be honest, it's kind of a little bit annoying, right? So, like, I've been thinking...

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One last ride. So what you're saying is... And he was a Raider already, so it's double. One final... And Devante.

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I think you do a boys trip in Vegas and you say, you know what? And they have a meeting. And they say, you know what, guys? We're not going to be good, but we're going to have fun. Does it move the needle for anyone? Okay. Maybe a few Seahawks fans out there like that. All right, that was headlines.

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We still have half our headlines because we just went off on a hypothetical about reuniting the Seahawks in Las Vegas next year. When we come back, we're going to play a game called More Mike Lee.

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so mikey uh we were supposed to play headlines last segment that was supposed to be the end of headlines but we went off on a hypothetical situation so i have a lightning round of headlines here where i'll just read you the headlines and then you can say yeah or like no i'll keep it under five words yeah yeah yeah joey bosa was released by the chargers Goodbye. Okay.

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T. Higgins has been franchise tag. He is now going to be making $26.2 million to be the Bengals' number two receiver.

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Yeah. I think if you look down here at the Dolphins' situation where Waddle was... one of the top 10 paid quarterbacks as a number two receiver, and then Tyree Kill kind of fell off this year, and you could say injuries, whatever. It was a recipe for disaster, and I feel like the Bengals are replicating this recipe for disaster.

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And unfortunately, if last year was any indication, second half of last season, the Bengals turned around and figured it out. But whatever they're doing is not working right now, and Joe Burrow can't save them from them.

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We saw a similar situation also last year in San Francisco with Brandon Ayuk getting the deal, holding out, eventually getting the exact same deal that he was holding out against. Came back, he basically became their number one when they got rid of Debo this offseason, and Debo's numbers were down last year. So they trade him over to the Commanders. Ayuk... Injuries did not have a great season.

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It also didn't work out. So it seems like this trend of paying two wide receivers a ton of money has not really been working in teams' favors. But hey, you know what? Maybe the Bengals are the ones smart enough to fix it. We'll see.

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David, everything good?

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Just came out of the gym a little bit sweaty in my car. My apologies. I love it. I'm going to go for the Pat Riley look, a little slick back hair. I don't got much hair left. We just happen to have Pat Riley over here.

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Yeah.

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I don't know about that, but we'll try and make it work.

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Yeah, we'll see. It's a good break. Once you go there, the speed level, there's not many times that you can get at a speed level that's going to be higher tempo and higher paced than the NHL. But when you go best on best, that's exactly what happens.

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Yes, the Panthers have played a lot of hockey, and some of their stars, the eight players that you mentioned, going over to the Four Nations, they're excited about it. It's not a heavy lift as far as scheduling. Not a ton of games in the two-week span. I believe the most you can play is five over that time. So it's not going to be too tiring, not wear them out.

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But because of that speed level and hyper tempo, Paul Maurice, I was talking to him, and every occasion that he's mentioned that players, when they come back from that, their tempo and pace is so high. Getting back to the NHL level is kind of, seems like they're going back maybe down to the American Hockey League for a normal player. That's what you hope happens.

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And then the rest of the group of the Panthers that get to dip their toes in the sand, Sergey Bobrovsky, Carter Verhage, players along that line that have just played a ton of hockey, Aaron Ekblad. You know what? Take some rest. Take some time. Gather your thoughts. The team is playing well at the right time. They've done enough to this point.

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500 hockey the rest of the way guarantees you a playoff spot. They want better than that.

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the four nations they're excited for it expect these players they're they're well conditioned well trained and when they come back they'll be ready to go and that's when i believe you will see the panthers hit the gas pedal full throttle that's when they want to be dialed in well you mentioned pace of play this is going to be completely different than what this tournament is replacing which is an angel all-star game so while i'm looking

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Matthew and Brady Kachuk playing together. That's kind of interesting. I guess there's no bounds once you get into that team competition. You're playing for your country. If things get a little sideways, we'll see maybe some chirping. I believe between teammates, you will not see it go overboard. Just kind of some friendly kidding, if you will.

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Yeah, there's a possibility. Todd McClellan's got it dialed in, right? Their power play is exceptional. They move it around quick. Larkin has gotten better since Todd McClellan's taken over. Defensively, they've been a little bit more structured, not giving up some shots. They still rely a lot on that power play. They do not score a lot of goals at five on five.

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and still a team that you look at if you're trying to compare it. But who's going to come out? Detroit has as good a shot as any with the way that they're playing with McClellan. And they pushed right to Game 82 last year with a hard push, almost got in. And I guess the template for the Red Wings is being set with just a little bit more defense of their top players are going.

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And Todd McClellan's made tweaks with Marco Casper on that top line, a young kid playing with Larkin Raymond. So that kind of stuff, Patrick Kane, they can get in there. There has to be someone. So Ottawa, maybe, yeah, who knows? They're kind of up and down like a yo-yo. I would say that same thing about the Detroit Red Wings. They're going to have to, they played a lot of home games.

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They're going to have to go on the road and win. But I was picking out of that lot. Yeah, it's really tough to say. I would say Ottawa and Detroit have the best chances though.

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Boston's all over the map. Boston gets in somehow. They always do.

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It's been a long time, best on best. And when you put that flag on the jersey and all of a sudden with advancements in USA hockey, USA hockey is the favorite in that tournament, which is crazy to think about. So you go into that. The goaltending, the defensemen, you look at the group in Sweden, Finland, always put together really superb teams. They're going to be tough outs.

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You put on that flag for any country, they're going to represent it. They're going to go through the wall. And that's why they wanted to be there. And who doesn't want to go against Conor McDavid and Sidney Crosby? I guess the Kachuk brothers going head-to-head. See, and the best players in the world showcase their skills. They are pumped. They're going to do it.

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You're going to see the best from these athletes. You'll see the game at a speed, at a level that's just almost grotesque. You can't believe that it gets that fast. It's truly going to be fun to watch. Finland is the size of Manhattan. Try and grasp that. Five million people. It's the size of Manhattan. And they continue on the world stage with these kind of players.

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You've seen Lundell, Lolo Serena, and Barkov, how they play the 200-foot game. They never quit. They're well-taught from a young age. The same thing goes for Sweden. The Scandinavian countries are just really, really good at what they're able to do. So hit the ground running. There is going to be plenty of talent showcased in this Four Nations.

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Tell me why you're wrong because of goaltending. I would start there. You've already got Petrangelo that's going to miss the tournament. Are you going to go with Drew Dowdy? Are you going to go with Mackenzie Wieger? Who's going to fill this? So they've got some question marks already on their defensive core that they're trying to plug in place. They have people that are available up front.

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They're pretty deep. But the consistency maybe around some of these rosters... are pretty stacked. I talked about Team Finland always seems to make an impact at these tournaments. Yeah, maybe you're not wrong. Maybe just look at the World Juniors. This is a past example of what happened at the World Juniors for Team Canada.

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But the only really main reason that you could point to is the goaltending on the other side for the other teams seems much better just all around. So if Team Canada does not get the goaltending and does not get the saves, they're not going to be around long, Roy.

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So kind of interesting thing about Pavel Burin is routine that I caught on, didn't know a lot about.

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i said at the rink he came in and went he was fast he practiced but he did not he didn't put a lot of extra time in at the very rink uh from what i gathered over time though that there was a continuous work workout cycle that continued at at his home or his apartment wherever he had a gym and it would be late at night for whatever reason before he went to bed and then would eat after that and he would come to the rink uh

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So to put it in perspective, David, we came into training camp one year and our lowest body fat percentage was 6.2. And Pavel Bury came in hovering around 3.4%. That was the best. It was like rice paper on a human anatomy. Veins and you didn't think it was possible. So you knew that he put in the time and the work ethic. And the explosiveness to watch him practice.

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And there was a dedication there that sometimes he would play 30 minutes a night and we'd be playing back-to-back games and he would be at the morning skate the next day. And I was just like, whoa, whoa, this is a little guy just played half a hockey game and he wants to come out and twirl around in the morning. So his conditioning was off the charts. That's what made him special.

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And then just watching him shoot the puck. And the speed, I've never seen a person that explosive with his first three, four strides. And every break where you got five a game, it seemed like, but just shoot five hole. It was simple. Just go down, boom, five hole. Boom, five hole. So he was special. It's just... I guess he's around 5'9", 5'10". He was 180, 185 pounds.

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But there was not one shred of fat. And it was the most powerful, explosive skater by far that I've ever played with.

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He told the goalies just to kick it out as hard as they could on the rebounds.

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So he could get breakaways. He just pounded the puck out and boom.

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Yeah, so there's a bunch, like broadcasting, it's not supposed to really turn out that way in a game seven. I look back at the histrionics, I'm like, oh my God, what am I saying here? What's happening? But so to lead up to that, to have that three to nothing series lead, the reaction is going to be pretty good if you win in game four. It's not going to be what you saw come out of me in game seven.

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It would have been Somewhat, not predetermined, but I would have just let Doug have his whole say, let him run through it, and then I would have jumped on board with my part. Same thing with Game 5, Game 6. So going into Game 7, it's the most nervous I've ever been. I would go back to Game 7 against Pittsburgh in the Eastern Conference Finals since I felt those kind of nerves.

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But this time I had no control. And you're on the verge of the biggest collapse in NHL history. Going back to 1942, World War II, Toronto Maple Leafs, when there was only six teams in the league. Oh, man. So you're trying to picture this as – and Paul Maurice, 26 years behind the bench. All the thoughts, I'm going, how does Paul Maurice come back and coach next year if we lose this game?

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How do we get back? We've been here twice. How do we get here a third time? And we had a 3-0 series lead. So you're going into this game with – this is – This is monumental. This might be it. This might be it for 20 years. You just don't know. You can't waste an opportunity like this. So I'm just nerve-wracked the whole game. So the reaction is going to be different if it's 3-1, 4-1.

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We're cruising. So it's still all different. When that puck got held down in the corner, there was nothing going through my mind but just counting down that clock and thinking it was still six on five, two on one. And to be able to know that the Panthers won that trophy, it just exploded. There was no... rationale that what was coming out of my mouth, it was just going to be spit out.

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But yeah, I lost my mind. It's one of the greatest feelings I've ever had in my life. And I couldn't control it. I felt a little bit for Doug for stepping on him in game seven for such a historic call. But Once it went in, that's it. Everything was just being let out.

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I couldn't believe that we'd handled that pressure, got through it, and we were finally, finally going to be called Stanley Cup champions down in South Florida.

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You're looking at Washington and Winnipeg?

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Yeah, there's a good chance. The question is, Washington did a fabulous job in the offseason bringing in seven players under the age of 30. They retooled on the fly, and they all have been impactful. Pierre-Luc Dubois, you go with Majapahni, the goaltender, Logan Thompson, Chikrin Roy on defense. You just can name them all. So they got better fast. How good are they going to be in the playoffs?

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There's no real track record there. They were there last year. Spencer Carberry, unbelievable coach. But if the Panthers are there, when push comes to shove... Can you go toe-to-toe with that lineup and kind of unexperienced group? There is just unproven in the playoffs to get there and get it done against the Panthers. It would be a heck of a series.

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My hat's off to Spencer Carberry and the whole Capitals organization. It would be fun to watch, let's say that way. And on the other side, Winnipeg, Hellebuck, for all he's done in the regular season, another Vezina trophy coming. Winnipeg, he blew up in the playoffs, unfortunately, last year. And Halbach just dismantled. They got kicked out quickly.

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So they're another team like the Toronto Maple Leafs. The Winnipeg's just got to prove it. They're a prove-it team. Edmonton's been there, done that before. You look at the analytics from the Edmonton Oilers, it's outrageous. The zone time, first in expected goals for, second in expected goals against. It's a dominant team, even throughout the lineup.

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If they get any kind of secondary production and holds up, It'd be tough to see, but so you go, I guess it would be just more two experienced group that have been there, done it before. And if Winnipeg and Florida or sorry, Winnipeg and Washington, the two W's are able to get there.

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The question is, how do you hold up in a seven game series under all that that pressure when it's been the first time in a long time for both those franchises?

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Love you, Billy. Sorry about the car and everything. Hey, man, you got to go to the gym. I appreciate you guys having me on. All the best, Roy and David.

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That's how you say it. I'm telling you.

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I just came home. Yeah. See the family. Right. And just so happy, you know, Super Bowl is out here. So, you know, just trying to, you know, show love, you know, for the city, meet up with some of the guys, you know, that came out, a couple of players came out. And like I said, you know, just spend time with the family.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's definitely how I've been feeling, you know. It's cool, but. It's a lot of pressure, though. I'm going to say, you're pretty much like everybody's tour guide for the league. And I'm like, yeah, don't call my phone with that. They call it anyway, though, right? They call it anyway. But, like, because, like you say, it's like,

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Like, you got your own schedule, you know, things that you got to get done, but then you still got to see family, check on friends, you know, do anything.

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They already know. They know better?

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Hey, if I'm not playing, hey, can't do much for you, you know, not with the Super Bowl.

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Man, that's the goal. One of my long-term goals is to hopefully eventually win a Super Bowl. I've been blessed to win a state championship, win a national championship. So I just want to complete the Triple Crown, I would say. And it would have been great, you know, because, like I said, being from New Orleans and winning the Natty in New Orleans.

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Yeah, yeah. New Orleans.

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So it would have been great to, you know, play in New Orleans and win one in New Orleans.

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Man, Jim, he's a, he's a one-on-one guy. I will say that definitely. He's, uh, not many coaches like him at all. Right. He's a, he's a player's coach. Uh, you know, a coach, you know, who, uh, wants to see, you know, guys, uh, he wants to see everyone contribute. Sure. And, uh, not all coaches out there like that. You know, he sees, uh, value in everyone. And, um,

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I mean, he just has a story literally for everything. Every team meeting, we were expecting this story. I see you smiling, thinking about him.

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Oh, he's nuts.

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Nah, I mean, I don't know. Coach is crazy.

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I'm sure he probably, like, correlated to football. It was the weirdest thing.

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That's what I'm saying. Like, he's just a one-on-one guy. He will take something and make it into nothing. Right. Some way, somehow. And it makes sense? It makes sense. He will find a way to make it all come back full circle. So I don't know how he does it. I mean, you know, he has experience.

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Nah, we've all definitely had those moments where we're like, hold on. You don't know what coach is going with this one right now.

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He sticks the landing. Well, it keeps you focused because you're like, how are we going to end this one? Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nah. Facts. You got to stay in tune the whole conversation with them.

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Three things.

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Oh, man. Yeah. I mean, you got to try some oysters. Right. Got to try seafood. You got a particular place? For oysters? Yeah. I go to Drago's, honestly.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't have seen you nowhere wrong. I feel like I'm actually a foodie. Really? Yeah, if y'all want me to come check out Splatside out here. Really? You want to get lunch after this? Let's do it. I'm a foodie. Yeah, I mean, you just got to, you know, go tour the city, you know, and you'll run into a lot of things.

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100%.

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Oh, my God. Oh, coach. Oh, one-on-one coach.

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Yeah, yeah, 100%. But he's definitely going to be more straightforward. You know, he's definitely going to get straight to the point. You know, and, you know, he's a guy, you know, obviously he's, like I said, he's very straightforward. And, you know, he knows how to get the best out of, you know, players.

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And I think that's why everybody, you know, loves him, you know, because like I said, he's a he's a player's coach. And I mean, he has so much experience, you know, being a coach, you know, he's played, he's coached so many great players. He's been a part of so many great programs. And like I said, just just talking to him, he gets you fired up, you know.

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So, I mean, he's one of the best coaches, you know, that I've played for, you know. Like I said, that's pretty much why, you know, everybody loves them.

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I know. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just crazy in real times, you know, to see, like, all the guys, you know, really getting what they deserve, you know, what they, you know, worked so hard for. And we still have guys, you know, that, you know, still haven't, you know, made that splash in the league that some guys have.

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Right. 100%.

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For real, though. That's what I'm saying. Coach O, he's a guy that you make sure you're like. Most teams, they stop going ones versus ones once the season starts. But Coach O, he's like, no, we're going to get this work. We're going to get this work against the ones. And then, like I said, we had guys that were younger guys.

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that are now, you know, kind of just entering the league, you know, probably on their second or third year, you know. So it was fun, you know, going against those guys, like, you know, and I mean, it showed, you know, probably it was the best team in college.

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I say, and what, shit, Coach O probably was, you know, a coach on one of those Canes teams, and he probably could tell you. I know. Yeah.

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Honestly, I'm going to say I didn't. Because like I said, I've seen – It's hard to see that, right? It was a real – progression with him. I love to see that. He's had a great year. Seeing him grow from where he came from Arizona to where he's at now. You guys are an NFL factory, man. I know. I think literally we put together an NFL team and went against other schools.

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Oh, no, you guys, they win.

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Well, now there's some decisions that need to be made. We're going to throw a package with Joe out there, and you got Jaden. I really could be a coach, an OC, and put something together.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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If we do just players that are in the league today, we would definitely win that one.

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Yeah, Georgia. Georgia's pretty damn good. Who's their quarterback? Alabama has Tua.

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That's probably where they lose at, honestly.

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I mean, I think it's going to be a really good game. I mean, obviously, like I said, I wish, you know, that we were playing. But I think, you know, these two teams have shown, you know, that they put their body of work together and shown that, you know, they're the best two teams.

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How do we get more of you in our lives?

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Get some oysters. Y'all can follow me on Instagram, Twitter, Chris1, K-R-I-S-S-1. I'm a low-key guy. You're a cool guy, man. I appreciate that.

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He seems busy right now. Christian or Joe? Both of them. You have anywhere to go? No, I'm good. Y'all my guys. Yes.

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Why receiver that keeps nobody keeping me up at night? Come on, man. I told you. I've seen the best, bro. That's right. I forgot. I'm sorry. I forgot. Sleeps like a baby now.

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I already played against Chase. I'm good. We appreciate you, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That's another deep dive that needs to be done. It's almost impossible for that guy not to get a head coaching job. And now he's basically out of football.

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No, Billy, that's my point. I'm saying when you lose the job that he just lost, I'd be hard pressed to think that someone else is going to hire him to be their offensive coordinator. Like this guy was at the top. He was at the pinnacle of the sport as the OC for the Chiefs winning Super Bowls with Patrick Mahomes as his quarterback.

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And if he couldn't parlay that into a head coaching job, there has to be something that we're not hearing about, seeing. We're never going to learn. And Seth Wickersham needs to do a deep dive and figure out what the hell happened to Eric Biennemi.

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Here's the problem. Detroit's OC is about to get any job he wants. I mean, how do we know it's any different there than it was with Kansas City?

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If he did that in 4 games. Yeah.

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Tim Patrick, meine Entschuldigung zu Tim, zu Tim Patrick und der Patrick-Familie, es hat nichts mit ihm zu tun, er ist ein guter Spieler, es hat alles mit Al Michaels zu tun, in dem Moment, nicht zu wissen, wer Tim Patrick war, guter Spieler, du hast Tim Patricks Namen bis gestern nicht kennengelernt, ich hatte ihn auf meinem Fantasy-Team, als er in Denver war, das eine Jahr,

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No, he's not. I would say of the coordinators on the Chiefs, the one who has the best chance of getting a head coaching job next year is Spags. You're right. Mikey is right. There is something.

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When you're the OC for Patrick Mahomes, you probably don't get nearly the credit that maybe you deserve, because everyone just assumes that, hey, you're doing a good job, because Mahomes is the greatest quarterback that's ever lived. But the offense hasn't been great this year. It's the defense that's been great. I don't want Spags.

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I don't want Spags to be a head coach again. I mean, I know he wants to be a head coach, but how can it get any better for Spags that he has it right now?

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You come down here, you hang out with me and Billy. We do some fishing. We go boating, a little golf. You go out for dinner. You go out for dinner with your wife. You don't have to take notes because you're not the head coach anymore.

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You know? Take it easy. Collect some rings. Why did you call her Dolores?

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Yeah, exactly right. Exactly right.

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We gotta check in with Golik. Why don't we do that? Alright, we have Kyle McCord coming up on the show a little bit later. We have Chris Sims on the show as well. I got my picks. We got a lot going on on the show today. Mike Golick ist mit uns kommen. Ich weiß nicht, warum ich so überrascht bin über Tim Patrick. Ich entschuldige die ganze Patrick-Familie.

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Nein, du entschuldigst Maria. Maria Spaggs.

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Billy, he makes that sound, yet I think there's been a couple of times on the show throughout this season where Mike has said we should just go back to the BCS. Oh yeah.

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Alright, so Billy is gonna walk you through this here. So Billy, walk us through the latest BCS. Oh boy. The first BCS. I have a few legitimate questions for Golik afterwards, but let's go through the BCS first here.

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Ja. Drei. Drei? Ja, drei Teams. Nr.

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Some TP.

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Ich habe mich verletzt. Du hast recht. Wir haben nicht festgestellt, wer der eine Platz ist mit dem Ball. Wir haben nicht festgestellt, wer der eine Platz ist mit dem Ball.

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Ja.

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Alright, number two, Mike, out of the SEC. This is the BCS' second ranked team here. Again, out of the SEC, which is weird, but it is Texas. The Longhorns are 11-1 and they lead the country, Mike, in a very important metric. That metric is A. Orch.

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No, they should be number two.

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I'm just not sure of the reasoning. Weil wenn der Startspieler runtergeht, haben sie A. Ich verstehe nicht.

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Es kann auch für einen Haken stehen. Sie haben den Haken im Haken, Mike. Sie haben Arch, falls Ewers runtergeht. Let's not get bogged down. I think we all agree so far. I agree, Texas too. Alright, Billy, number three, please.

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Congratulations.

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Big category. You like it, Mike?

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This is the OLI, Mike.

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They have a chance to get in, though, still, because they have a game to play. So our number four team, according to the BCS, Mike... Die Armee, die Black Knights, 10 in 1 aus den Amerikanern, die wichtigste Konferenz. Und natürlich leiten sie das Land in der TYFYS. Danke für deine Hilfe.

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Ja.

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They shouldn't. We're sorry. But I respect you. Should we get to our second OLI? Yes, number five. Go ahead, Mikey A. Out of the SEC.

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Nick Saban hat einen Anruf gemacht.

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But there is that 95% chance. Yes, yes. We'll see how many calls Saban makes this week. We'll see.

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It's a fair question. We'll get back to you on it, though.

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Nummer 7, Mike. Penn State. The Nittany Lions. 11-1 aus den Big Ten. Sie gehen in eine sehr wichtige Metrik. P-D-W-O-T-W-K-H-T-M-E. Bitte, verpasst nicht unsere Zeit. Wir wissen, wie dieses Film endet.

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Now you're on to it, Mike. There you go.

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Well, hold on a second.

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Viele Kämpfe. Vielleicht kommen wir zu Notre Dame hier. Vielleicht kommen wir zu ihnen in den letzten zwei Teams. Wir werden sehen. Die Nummer 9-Team, Mike. Nummer 9-Team, according to the BCS. Wow. Wow.

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Sie sind in, Mike.

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Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Sie sind in.

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Warum bist du das? Das schmerzt mich. Ich verstehe es. Da ist ein Pattern drin. Sie sagen das gleiche über die Sims. Könnte es mich sein? Um es einfach so zu machen.

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Be nicer to the military and perhaps you'll get in. If I were to say Texas beat Georgia and Oregon...

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You know what I mean?

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Well, Billy, let's see if he's learned a lesson here, Mike. Who do you think is going to win the Tulane Army game?

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Das wird Notre-Dame-Rankungen ein bisschen erhöhen.

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Check him out on Gojo and Golik every day, 8 to 10, on the DraftKings Network and wherever you get your podcasts. He has the Chargers and Kansas City Chiefs this Sunday night. Mike, we put Notre Dame in there so you wouldn't be mad at us, so you wouldn't hate us. I mean, come on.

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I just moved them to 9. Penultimate. Penultimate. I just moved them up to 9. You said Army's gonna win. Anyway, Mike, Alabama getting in, it appears, over Miami. Your thoughts on that? A 3-loss Alabama team, a 2-loss Miami team. The fans down here in Miami are upset about it. What did you think when the rankings came out?

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He's got some balls, huh? He really does. By the way, the Lions, they had one 12-win season before Dan Campbell arrived. Dan Campbell now has two. Yeah, you can't. But and this is where like I'm going to be like a negative Nancy.

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Oh, that's such a great game, though. I mean, you don't want any part of it.

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Aber Mike, nur der Fakt, dass wir das Match-Up in der ersten Runde der Playoffs haben können, das ist ein Erfolg für das College-Football, das neue Playoff-System.

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Mike, who do you like in the Texas-Georgia game?

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And how about Oregon, Penn State?

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Ja. Mike, what changes if you were in charge? Because I think we can all agree, the 12-team playoff, the expansion of the playoffs has been great for college football. But if you were to change anything, if you were in charge, what would you change?

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What would you make of a weekend instead of conference championship weekend, a weekend of playing games to the playoff? Like you would have Alabama play Miami this weekend. Winner gets into the playoff. How about that?

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Yes, I like that.

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All right. Mikey A. Billy, you know Mike Golik very, very well. I'm asking you to predict how he feels about flag planting. with Ohio State and Michigan. So, Mikey, I will start with you. What do you think Golik's response is going to be when I ask him, should Michigan have tried to plant the flag after beating Ohio State on their field? Stop them on the field. Okay. That's a Mike Golik answer.

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So, Billy, let's hear him out, because this might move Notre Dame up a spot in the BCS. What do you do with the American flag?

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Look at you. And it's Army-Navy next week. I mean, you have plenty of time to gain ground, Mike, okay?

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Check him out on Gojo and Gullick 8 to 10 on the DraftKings Network. And he has Chargers Kansas City coming up this weekend as well. That's a great game. God bless football to you, Mike. God bless football, Billy and Mikey A. God bless football, Mike.

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Billy spielt jetzt für Syracuse, er gibt nicht mehr so viel über Michigan.

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Und du warst überrascht, oder? Ja, ich war.

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Ja. Kyle, I want to, and we'll get back to Ohio State in a second here, the Ohio State-Michigan game, because you played at Ohio State for three seasons, now at Syracuse. You sprung a big upset against the Canes on Saturday. And I'm wondering, where did Saturday rank for you in terms of career highlights?

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Hat euer Trainer nach dem Spiel einen Schlaf genommen?

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Does he actually do that if he won't shower after a loss? Like he'll go multiple weeks if he has to without taking a shower?

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Were you surprised that Miami didn't go for it on that fourth down late in the game?

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So, this is interesting. I'm wondering, when you went into the portal, did Miami express any sort of interest in you?

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War das etwas, was du als eine Art Motivation benutzt hast? Ich weiß, dass Athleten immer für eine Art Motivation suchen, eine Schippe auf ihren Schultern. Der Fakt, dass die Canes dich nicht interessiert haben, war das eine Art Motivation? Und du hattest Ohio State verlieren. Es war ein helles Tag für dich, Kyle. Es war wirklich.

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God bless football. Billy Gill.

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Aber war das eine Art Motivation für dich in der Woche, die bis zur Miami-Game?

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All right, try not to give me the politically correct answer to this, okay? Because it's okay. You're a human being, Kyle. Was there any part of you that felt good as you realized, because Ryan Day told you, hey, I can't guarantee you a starting spot. So you took your game to Syracuse. You had a great season, you're a leading passer in college football.

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Was there any part of you that took, I don't know, that you were kind of happy that Ohio State lost to Michigan?

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So on the front end of that game, Campbell told his team, Billy, because all the guys on starters on defense were hurt. He said, I'm going to be aggressive. The Packers are really good. Their offense is really good. We're going to be aggressive. Play most drives as if I'm going to go for it on fourth down. And so I guess the Lions did. He went for it in his own territory at one point.

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He got an offer as a freshman, I think.

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I know you were busy kicking Miami's ass, but I am wondering here, what did you make of what happened after the Ohio State-Michigan game?

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Yeah, planting of the flag and all that.

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Kyle, it's interesting, because I think one of the positive things with all the rule changes in college football is the fact that a quarterback like yourself, who goes to Ohio State... and would probably rule out Syracuse as an option. Now, after a couple of years at Ohio State, you can go to a school like Syracuse.

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There are more quarterbacks at more schools that don't traditionally have great quarterbacks. And I think that's a good thing. Syracuse hasn't had a great quarterback since like the late 90s. And you broke every record. And so I think that's one of the positives of all the new rule changes.

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Do you agree that you have more teams that have a better shot because they have better quarterbacks and quarterbacks they wouldn't normally get through recruiting?

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You're right. He might cost his team a game. I know. And they missed it. He might cost his team a game. He might cost his team a shot at winning the Super Bowl. But what he has done is made the Lions the most relevant they've ever been in my lifetime. So...

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Wie viele Reisen?

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What?

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Wait. Kyle, it's right in the middle of campus.

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Right, Kyle, get out and see Syracuse. I mean, I know it's cold out there. It was lovely this time of year.

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Das ist verrückt. Ich weiß, dass du ein weekly Radio-Show hast, oder? Ist Radio, ist Medien etwas, was du vielleicht, wenn du fertig bist, Fußball spielst?

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Careful, Kyle.

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I'm trying to position him as a college football playoff correspondent for God Bless Football. I know exactly what you're doing.

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Hast du für uns ein paar Hot Takes, wie NFL, College Football Hot Takes für uns? Are you an Eagles fan? No, I'm a Jets fan, unfortunately.

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But now you know, even we can ruin Aaron Rodgers, right? I mean, now you know.

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Ja.

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Kyle, do you think it's fair that Ryan Day is basically judged on one game per year? Not on the body of work, just one game per year?

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I think they back him up. Again, I told you, he told his team before the game, we're going to be aggressive.

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War es Fran Brown?

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Hat er das Don't Shower After Losses Ding gemacht, als du ihn kennst, als du ein Kind warst?

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Ja, nein, ich meine, er würde den ganzen Monat im November ohne Schauer, das wäre schlecht.

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Hast du jemals jemanden, der in der Saison gesagt hat, Coach, komm schon, geh in den Schlaf, du riechst.

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Das ist die Motivation?

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Es ist ein kontagierender Typ von verrückt, oder?

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Hast du dich in dieser Saison überhaupt überrascht, mit der Saison, die du hattest? Du warst der leitende Passer im College-Football.

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Two quick ones will get you out of here. We do appreciate the time and congratulations on an amazing season. The loss that hurts the most, when you look back on the season, because Kyle, if you have one less loss, you have a legitimate chance of getting to the college football playoff. I'm guessing it's that Stanford game. I was at that game with my daughter.

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What's the game you look back on and say, man, how did we lose that one?

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That's the one you want to win.

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Billy, du wirst es lieben, weil es mein Verständnis ist, dass Kyle eine gefärbte Kartoffelchip hat. Ist das richtig, Kyle? Du hast eine gefärbte Kartoffelchip, nicht wahr? Was ist die Farbe?

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Es ist. Wie kam das her? Wie kam das her?

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Man wird sich nicht damit gewöhnt. Das ist ziemlich cool. Das ist cool. Billy ist richtig. Bleib in der Schule, Mann.

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Bleib weg von den Jets. Alles, was du brauchst, ist in der Schule. Du hast viele Dinge zu tun, bevor du rauskommst. Du hast Pizza zu probieren.

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Alright, man. Well, congratulations on beating Miami. Congratulations on a great season and good luck to you moving forward. We appreciate the time, man. We really do.

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College Football Correspondent, what do you think? Was ist das? It is time for this week's edition of Studio Gauss, presented by DraftKings Sportsbook. Stay tuned, because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. College Football Championship Week, it's a big weekend, the best weekend, the greatest weekend of all time.

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I believe there were five lead changes in the second half.

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7-2 eine Woche vor. Das war ein ziemlich guter Wochenende. 72-64-2 in der Saison. Hier gehen wir. Wir fangen mit dem Mountain West Championship an. Boise nimmt UNLV. Boise ist minus 4. Ich nehme Boise hier. Sie gewinnen, sie schützen. Boise bleibt bei 14 Punkten. Das American Athletic Championship. Delane nimmt Army. I should take Army. I'm not going to take Army. Golik needs to take Army.

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If he does, they'll move up a spot. Notre Dame will in the BCS. I'm taking Tulane. Tulane minus 5. They win. They cover Tulane by 13 points over Army. Dr. Polak. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Tschüss. Georgia by 3 points over Texas. Big Ten Championship Game. Oregon minus 3.5. They're taking on Penn State. I am taking Oregon here. They will lose. It just won't be this weekend.

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Oregon minus 3.5 over Penn State. NFL. Week 14, 3 and 4, a week ago. My first losing week in a long, long time. I am 56, 36 and 2 on this season. I'm on fire. Let's get to the games. Dolphins, minus 6, take it on the Jets. Jets are lousy. Dolphins think they're still playing for something. Whenever I have a lousy team, take it on a team that thinks they're still playing for something.

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I take the team that thinks... They're still playing for something. The Dolphins do. Dolphins minus six over the Jets. They win by 14 points at home. Arizona minus two and a half taking on Seattle. Arizona wins. They cover the Cardinals by 10 points over the Seahawks. Bills minus four at the Rams. Bills might be the best team in the NFL. They certainly have the MVP.

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When I'm saying lose one, you don't lose one to Green Bay. You don't lose one to Minnesota. When I'm saying you need to lose one, you need to lose one to Carolina. To Buffalo next week.

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The Bills win and they cover the Bills by 10 points on the road. Chargers plus 4 at the Chiefs. The Chiefs, every game has been close. I'm taking the Chargers here plus 4, but the Chiefs win the game by a point. Because that's what they do. They win games by a point. And they move on and they win the next game by a point. So I am taking the Chargers here plus 4. The Chiefs win by 1 point at home.

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Bucks minus 6.5. They're taking on the Raiders. Buy it down to 6. Take the Bucks. The Bucks win by 14 points over the Raiders. Steelers minus 6.5. They're taking on the Browns. Buy it down to 6 points. Russell Wilson has played his way back into Canton, back into the Hall of Fame. In fact, Russell

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It's a perfect... Losing to Buffalo is a perfect loss. Next week to the Bears, that's a good loss. The following week to the Bears, yes. Good loss. Mikey, from a coaching standpoint, just hear us out for a second.

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You can't humble your team. You can't reset your team. If they lose a close game to Green Bay or a close game to Buffalo, you can if they lose to an inferior team like Chicago.

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A Super Bowl revenge game. But conversely... You have to get blown out, Billy. I'm just telling you right now. You can't lose a close game to Buffalo. You can't help all your team. You gotta get blown out by Buffalo. Hold on a second.

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We got College Football Championship weekend coming up and an entire slate of NFL games.

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Das Tim-Patrick-Spiel. Ich habe gestern Abend bei der Television geschrien, als Al Michaels Tim Patrick, ein ehemaliger Bronco, als Tim Patrick, ein ehemaliger Bronco, als Tim Patrick, ein ehemaliger Bronco, als Tim Patrick, ein ehemaliger Bronco, als Tim Patrick, You brought up Tim Patrick.

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It happened already. It was last night. The Sunday night game's good. I think there's a 4 o'clock Sunday game that's pretty good as well. I believe there's... I believe there's one. So I think there's three big games this weekend.

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And then like.

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Seahawks Cardinals might be for that division. No one cares about that division. Dolphins Jets.

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Let's go.

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What do you mean, a 52-22 on the season?

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It means the Eagles are going to win by five touchdowns.

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Why did he even interview there? So, this would be my guess. I agree with you that I don't think he's going to coach in college. By the way, it's funny. It's a funny sentence to say that if... If indeed Carolina hired him, they'd be getting younger at the head coaching position for Mack Brown. They went with a youth movement. Yes, he's one year younger than Mack.

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Billy, I think this is what he's doing. I think Belichick, as Adam Schefter said on SportsCenter last night, desperately wants to get back into the coaching game.

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And so he's just, we all know he wants to go to the NFL, but it just puts a little fear into the NFL teams that might be thinking about getting rid of their coach and maybe not thinking about Belichick yet. Perhaps this speeds up the process. He's creating urgency. He's creating urgency and leverage. Let's go. Listen, if you guys are going to take your time on this, I'm going to go coach at UNC.

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Yeah, right.

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I have no idea. Giants. I think he wants the Giants job. But he doesn't have a quarterback.

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I did that in stugatzbook.com, by the way, in my personal record book. A little lucky there with Tom Brady. He did. I was told that he didn't want Brady at any point in that draft. Belichick, he fought them on Brady. Your NFL sources? Yes. Taylor.

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Can we start a movement right now? Are you okay? My cough is back. Oh, jeez. I mean, Billy, you haven't stopped.

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Just the idea.

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Would you? Even though F.I. Liu is right there, if he comes here. I'd take Bill Belichick, though, obviously. I would not pass up on the opportunity to take F.I. Liu. It just fits. Yeah. What are you going to do with Belichick then?

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I was thinking about that last night.

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He had a couple of catches. Hold on a second, Mikey.

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I think, and he's best friends with Saban, or he's a very close friend of Saban, who got out of the game because it's too confusing to him.

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I would only say this, maybe Belichick thinks he's the kind of guy that can raise enough money to have a great college football program. I mean, I don't know. He's a celebrity. He'd instantly become the face of college football. He'd become the biggest name in college football. Who interviewed who?

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Well, I guess you'd feel better. I'd feel worse. So I haven't been invited to anything, but I did get texts asking, hey, where would you recommend we go to dinner?

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We quickly then shifted over to are we gonna meet MJ? Oh

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I had cornrows once. Oh, man. It was a summer. Yeah.

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Went to the Bahamas. Yeah, I was on a cruise. Honestly, I did sleep with a do-rag tonight. You had to. It hurts so much to get it done.

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You especially have to. Maybe two of them. I'm trying to find the picture to send to you guys privately, but yeah, that was one of those things that disappeared. Don't send it. I was worried because I'm like, is it going to be appropriation?

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730.

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I thought you were going to go with, what are you, Carbonaro?

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But then he was like 88, right?

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Now we'll never know. I don't know. We're going to have to find out later.

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But TBD, I mean, it's not bad. It's better than no.

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I have a question for you guys. What's the protocol on autographs at a funeral? Like you think no, right? Hard no. You think no, right? You know no. No, well, hold on a second. But continue. But it's not always no because there is that book where people check in and they sign the guest book and they say like, you know, I love your family, whatever, right?

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Dude, you can have like Michael Jordan signing that, whatever. What if someone goes and they decide, I'm going to pull a fast one. I'll take that book out there. I'm going to put an NBA basketball and just be like, Amin was so deep in NBA circles that he really just wanted everyone to sign the basketball.

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And you could get a basketball signed by some of the NBA's luminaries that chose to attend Amin's funeral.

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What players are we talking about? Well, whoever would actually show up to a meeting, so probably, like, I don't know, Mike Bibby or something.

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Yeah, like, I mean, look, let's be real. Not Michael Jordan, right? But you also have to have someone assigned to, like, security detail for the ball so that, like, a means great aunt or whatever isn't going to sign. You're like, oh, no, no, no, let's move over here. Let's go get some, like, finger food or something. We don't want you signing that ball.

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Less than autographs. I think taking photos is worse than autographs. You do. Worse? At a funeral? Are you going to throw up the peace sign two up, two down next to a dead body? Right next to the tombstone.

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You know what? I haven't heard anything this week because I've been in Mexico on a Cuervo trip with the sponsors and stuff. They've been taking care of me, VIP, wine and dine, the whole thing. So I haven't heard anything. I don't know what's going on. Coming in fresh, coming in relaxed. I'm just doing my thing.

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All you got to do is slip the photograph for a 20 and be like, look, the moment MJ gets up to the casket to look over, you get to the other side, I'm going to stand next to him, and we're both going to look into the casket, and you take the picture from the front. So you're kind of looking over with MJ like... Damn, I can't believe it.

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But you and MJ next to each other, and then you kind of threw one at each other.

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But hold on a second. Are you, this is taking from behind? Because you're going to need someone to go on the other side of the casket.

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Yeah, on the other side.

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That's why I slipped the guy a 20. But somehow, you almost need the camera inside the casket, right? Like you need to set up like a selfie camera on Amin's body.

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We put a GoPro on Amin. Because if it's open casket, it's the wrong angle. Because if you're over it, it's looking down. You got to get it inside going up, looking at him.

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But then you're looking up only. We can reorient.

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You can set the meta glasses on his chest looking up at you.

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Hold on a second. Now I'm wondering, how did those people die? Wait, they had a wall of just casket pictures of their family members? Like you're in a pizzeria and a famous person walks in and they put the picture on the wall? Where's the dead wall? What part of the house was it in?

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Were they like embalmers or something? They're like showing off their work?

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Were they white guys?

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Interesting.

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yeah speaking of dead state have you seen those things where the people have the the dead people but they're at the club and the dead person's there like holding a heineken have you seen that before weekend at bernie's type yes but people have like a celebration where like i thought it was just one time no i've seen it i've seen it i've seen it so i remember seeing a story where it was one time where

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With cleats on or no?

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Why would you stop at cleats? People aren't looking at your feet in the open casket.

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They're embalming Amin right now. Yeah.

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You take the trash out. Look, in Amin's meager defense, meager because he's not here to defend himself.

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I'm actually a little bit worried, and I'll tell you why. I've been with Amin on different excursions that him and I have had. We've gone to Cleveland. We've gone to a whole bunch of places, right? I've never seen... It's in Cleveland. I'm trying to think of the other place we went to. Salt Lake? Oh, no. Salt Lake. And we also went to. Stop laughing, Billy. Cleveland is a great place.

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To be honest, we were in Independence, Ohio, not Cleveland. We were staying 45 minutes.

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out of town whatever not the point the point is i've been with amin on nights where we've drank very much and he bounces back quickly so i've never seen him hung over the the the timing body clock thing he's got like a kramer thing where he doesn't need the clock so i'm actually a little bit worried all right that he's seven minutes late for the people that weren't listening yesterday let's relive let's hear what he said can we put the camera on his empty chair while we play that

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Play it. It also famously failed for Kramer. Well, yes. Yes, of course. Let's hear what he said yesterday.

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That's also true. That's also a lie. I'm telling you. Dude, oh, we went to Milwaukee. That's where it was. Okay, we went to Milwaukee. Funny enough, it was the Dunk-A-Mean thing. It was 2021, so still prime COVID transit. Prime COVID. It was.

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Amin was in this studio sick so many times. But he never had COVID. That's not one of those things like, I didn't test positive. I don't have COVID. He was in here so many times sick.

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You can't get hung over if you're never not drunk.

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Hair the dog. You just get right back on the train, baby. Exactly.

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You never give yourself a chance. So I got a question. Do we know that Amin made it back home from wherever he was last night?

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The method is, I don't know if you guys know this or not, Amin had a premonition. And the only way that Amin's going to die is via a car crash.

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I've heard him say that. All I'm saying is, if Amin made it home last night, he's not dead.

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I think he probably went a couple different places last night, not just the Kaseya Center.

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We've got to track him down at some point. Has anybody sent him a text? Did I tell you when I was in Vegas after like two days? No, because it's related. Two days in, they came in and they knocked on my door to make sure I wasn't dead because I had like do not disturb on my door for the Super Bowl.

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And I guess so many people just die in the hotel that after like 24 hours of do not disturb, it's like protocol for security to come and make sure you're not dead.

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No, I didn't leave the room. I just had Do Not Disturb. I don't like people like... I feel bad for them coming in and making my bed every day when I'm just going to get back and make a mess anyways. Like... Did you leave the room, though? I mean, I left to go to Radio Row.

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I rappelled down. I wanted to do a fun trip.

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So will someone check on Amin at some point if we just don't see him?

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We do want closure on that one.

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You know how this ends, right? Whenever he shows up, he's just going to say this with fear to the mind and he did this on purpose to prove a point.

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Cuervo.

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Yeah.

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What? That answers your question. I didn't know Dale Earnhardt was number eight. Is he number eight? Oh, wow.

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God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes.

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kind of goes on longer than i thought it would so i had a bunch of headlines that we didn't get to here so i want a rapid fire lightning round of here's a headline because i have three more headlines that we didn't get to and then i want to introduce you guys to our new game the jets story of the week does that sound good for you guys do you have other plans you want to do do you want to just talk about something else how are we feeling what's going on with our lives what do you think

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Really? Yeah. I can't believe that the Braves, at the time of taping, still have not won a game.

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I don't know.

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Could be a measuring stick series. By the way, Thoughts and Prayers is a job in his family. His dad passed away a couple weeks ago, so I have spoken to him since then. He's doing well, but obviously it's a trying time for him and his family, so... We do miss Jabba. We love Jabba and his family. So hopefully they're all doing a lot better now. Here's a headline.

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I don't know another way to transition from that. There's no way. Good transition.

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Here's a headline. Roger Goodell says that we should know within the next 60 days if NFL players will be allowed to play in the 2028 Olympics as part of the flag football team. They're negotiating, obviously, with the players union and a number of entities. But the NFL players who have been talking about wanting to participate for both the U.S. and their home countries are.

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We'll know within the next 60 days, according to Roger Goodell, if they will be allowed to participate in the Olympics. Here's another interesting factor is that that's all well and good, but it's 2025. So the players that think that they want to participate in the Olympics in 2025 might not be the ones that are participating in 2028.

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Tyreek Hill, who's constantly talking about how he wants to be on that team. Tyreek Hill. So.

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Anyways, what I was saying before, we're going to do here one of my favorite games called Here's a Headline. Later on in the show today, we have the debut of a new segment called Anonymous Sources. And we also have a segment that I want to give you the name, but I'm worried that when I do give you the name, you're going to want to tune out.

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Can I tell you something?

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All of them, okay? This whole business that we get from the captain of the flag football team that compares himself to Patrick Mahomes, and he says that he would do better on that team than Patrick Mahomes. Sir, respectfully, no. That is not the case. These are professional football players. The skill position players will do just fine on the U.S. flag football team at the Olympics. Go on. Sorry.

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I feel like I undercut what you were going to ask, but go on. Go on. All of them is the answer. They will all do just fine in the flag football game.

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That's all.

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The idea that there are NFL players that are less skilled at touch football than the people who... Flag. Flag football. Flag football. The idea that the people who play flag football, respectfully to all of the flag football players out there, the idea...

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that failed football players who resort to playing flag football are better at playing flag football than the professionals who play the actual game is pure idiocy to me respectfully to everyone involved in this situation respectfully exactly what I wanted exactly what I wanted respectfully you're right and I don't think like a 38 year old Tyreek Hill would be bad on that team I feel like he'll still be very fast

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He will be fast. I mean... I will take him, and people will get mad at me for this, I will take a 38-year-old Tyreek Hill to beat Team France in flag football. Yes, I would.

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I would take a 38-year-old Tyreek Hill, whatever year that is, to beat Team France.

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It's three years from now. You have to think. Here's a question.

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And I'm asking you, don't tune out because it's a good segment.

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I wonder who's going to buy for that position. Is it going to be the guy that has won Super Bowls that wants now the medal, or is it going to be the guy that hasn't been able to? It's like, this is how I'm going to cement my legacy. I will be the guy that wins the first gold medal for football for the U.S.

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Oh, I didn't know that his great-grandfather is half German and is eligible.

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it's it went out of business yeah they filed for bankruptcy and that's there's like a big controversy on the internet now like delete all your information from 23 and me before they sell it to the highest bidder okay well so one of those one of those yeah ancestry.com one of those is going to be doing monster business in 2028 so we can find some connection points hey here's a headline andrew whitworth

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This one is called the Jets story of the week. Now, if you don't like the Jets, you're probably going to say, I don't want to stick around to hear more Jets talk. But as you know, with the history of the Jets, it's probably not going to be a favorable story of the week for the Jets. So we're going to be doing the Jets story of the week. Stugatz will not be joining us.

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is pushing for the quote-unquote Shield Award, a working title. I will sell you. It's been noted many times. This is a working title, and the Shield Award would go to the best offensive lineman each year as part of the NFL honors. Andrew Whitworth is not thrilled with the idea that offensive linemen get overlooked.

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Andrew Whitworth himself won the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award a number of years ago, but it has been noted that an offensive lineman has not won any of the other major awards outside of the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award. So Andrew Whitworth is pushing for the Shield Award at the NFL Honors. Your thoughts?

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name's a little bit working title a little bit a little bit cheesy it's a working it's a working title i will say this if you're asking for my two cents which you haven't asked for but if you're asking for my two cents i think the shield award that is a pre-ceremonial award that is handed out that is something that you inform the winner of as they're on the red carpet hey congratulations you won the shield award presented by degree or whoever is going to present the shield award yeah

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Correct. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. I could see that. I could see that, but you got, that's like a pre-ceremony thing. Like we're not going to take substantial amounts of time to dedicate it to this off camera.

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Okay. So I think then if we do pass the shield award working title, if we pass the shield award, uh, And we do it during the main ceremony. You really need to think about who the first winner is and not necessarily have it be the best offensive lineman.

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You need someone who, to Mikey's point, is going to deliver a good speed, a good player, obviously, but deliver a good speech because I feel like there's a one year testing ground on this. And if it goes poorly off the main show.

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We don't know where he is, but hopefully he's back soon. He's on assignment. He's on assignment. I actually believe that he's in Las Vegas seeing –

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So just to be clear here, I just want to make sure I'm understanding this properly. You're saying that before it makes air, they need to disclose their speech and then it's determined whether or not it's on air? Or are you saying that all of the participants

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should need to perform their speech for a committee, almost like an old school beauty pageant where you ask the questions and then the award is given not only to the best, but also taken into account is the quality of the speech.

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What if we did go full beauty pageant with the NFL honors and it's like, okay, you have your past performance, the game tape, whatever. That's one portion.

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dead and company for the six thousandth time just kind of making sure everything's good there they got all the songs in order they do the right set list and all of that and uh once he handles his business out there with the dead and company he'll be back and then uh hopefully join us again at some point or not whatever anyways follow us if you want on our feed god bless football so are you guys ready to play our first game of the day it's called here's a headline let's do it

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Yeah, you have the speech. That's another percentage. And then, boom, swimsuit competition.

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I'm going to put down, so we have past performance, we're going to have the speech, we're going to have the question, we're going to have the swimsuit, and we're going to have the formal wear. And the formal wear has to be different from the suit that they wear on the red carpet. So you're going to need three outfits at least for this award.

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And I think that what you do is you break it up over the night, right? So maybe, honestly, maybe this is what we do. Maybe we do this for the MVP. Right. And see how it goes. And then throughout NFL honors, we have them come and like, OK, this is the portion of the MVP award that we're going to dedicate to the formal wear. And here's the question and answer. Right.

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And then at the end, you do the speeches and then you announce the winner. And then if that works out for the MVP, then we extend it to all the awards. And then the NFL honors is just like 15 hours long. I like this. Yes, me too. Hey, here's a headline. Mark Davis, owner of the Las Vegas Raiders, said, quote, according to The Athletic, quote, this is my favorite time of year. We're all undefeated.

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You always want to compete, but you have to be honest. Are we going to win the Super Bowl this year? I don't know. It's possible.

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Good for him.

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It was a roller coaster. It started out with, this is my favorite time of the year. We're all undefeated. It's like, uh-oh, loser mentality. Here we go. And he's like, you always want to compete, but let's be honest. Are you going to win the Super Bowl? And you're like, oh, oh, Mark, I don't know. I don't know. We're kind of going downhill.

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You're realistic, but I don't know if I want to hear that from the owner that he's already given up on the season. He goes, I don't know. It's possible. Boom. We're right back up top. Like, yeah. I'm in on Mark Davis.

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The thing about the let's be honest, though, rarely followed by honesty. In this case, very honest here. Very honest here. The let's be honest is kind of like, nah, I'm looking for an excuse here. But he's like, let's be honest. We're the Raiders. Come on. Gino, come on. Let's be honest here.

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what are we gonna do pete carroll just in the back room like yeah yeah yeah kind of takes the pressure off the players too right it's like well the owner doesn't seem to care if we're good or not he's super chill he just signs a check it's awesome hey mike fuentes you want to real quick here debut our new segment called the jets story of the week uh can you do it in 25 seconds

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I know the Jets are important. Look at this guy. Lucy Goosey. Mike Flint. That's right. You know, let's be honest.

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OK, let's be honest. It's April. The draft is a couple of weeks away. Again, if you want to hang out with us in the draft night, DraftKings Sports and Social, we're going to be there for the first round of the NFL draft on Thursday, April 24th. Okay, this is how the Jets story of the week goes, Mike Fuentes. And this is a segment that you're going to love because you are the star of this segment.

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So the Jets story of the week works like this. Mike Yeh is going to give you a Jets story of the week, and I'm going to give you a Jets story of the week. And you are going to determine which is the Jets story of the week.

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Oh. Oh, wow. You want me to go first or you want to go first, Mike?

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All right. Here's my submission to Mike Fuentes for the Jets story of the week. This week, Jets owner Woody Johnson discussed receiving an F grade in the player's report card, and he said it was totally bogus. And that is my submission to the Jets story of the week. That's hard to beat. But I think I could beat it. That's hard to beat, but I think I could beat it.

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It is the complete opposite of Mark Davis's Let's Be Honest. Because Woody Johnson has come out and said, an F for me? Owner of the stable New York Jets? Impossible! This must be bogus. This whole system is rigged and everybody is lying to me because I'm Woody Johnson and everybody loves me.

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Here's a headline. All right. Who wants to go first today? You want me to go first? Mike, you want to go first?

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Just pick which one is your Jets story of the week.

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I like when Billy goes first. All right. Here's a headline. And this is a big one. This was the talk of the NFL earlier this week. And its implications are going to be seen from sea to shining sea. The Dallas Cowboys have made a trade. The Cowboys are in agreement with the New England Patriots for Joe Milton III to be the backup quarterback for Dak Prescott.

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take him yeah it was him the whole time yeah we didn't take him mikey a is the inaugural winner of the jet story of the week yeah i was gonna i was gonna i was gonna vote for that one too mikey that's a great story what a franchise you root for huh thank you jets thank you go jets when we come back another new segment called anonymous sources presented by smirnoff hello hello

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I like to make a toast to the return of baseball and draft season right around the corner. Speaking of drafts, from game night to parties with friends or a special anniversary, celebrating important occasions means more moments with the coolest people in your life. Cheers to 50 years of Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer since 1975.

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Now's a perfect time to celebrate legendary stories with friends, family, and a great tasting light beer. It's Miller time, the taste you can depend on. A great beer trusted by beer lovers for 50 years. The original light beer since 1975 and still iconic 50 years later. Here's to Miller Lite. Hear, hear. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories.

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Friends, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I feel like the energy. We're getting this. We're figuring this out. We're getting this energy. Real energy, fake energy, who's to say? But it's getting up there. Yeah. Fuentes, I have some good news for you and the audience as well. Thank you for joining us, by the way.

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Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. And we're back. God bless football. And our new segment, anonymous sources, is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka.

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Please drink responsibly. Mikey, you told me about anonymous sources. And when I say you told me about it, you just told me that it existed. And I immediately got very excited because I don't know if you've caught on to this. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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The Patriots were going to use him as their third quarterback, but The Cowboys are now in need of a backup now that Cooper Rush has left. And I know a lot of you are saying, hey, this is not a headline. This is not a big deal. And I say, no, this was the talk of the league on Thursday.

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Thank you.

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We needed to pay attention to it for a number of reasons, including Dak Prescott is always hurt. So that position is actually not a bad position to be in. And furthermore, I will say, dating back to last week, there were some rumblings about that the Cleveland Browns were thinking about trading for Dak Prescott.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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So while it seems like a nothing story, Joe Milton might find himself in a very desirable position now with the Dallas Cowboys.

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Thank you.

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It's not a bad place to be if you're going to be a backup quarterback.

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So here are the clues. They signed players to good deals, okay players to good deals. But it's free agency, so it's not people that signed their own players back again. These are free agents that they brought in and have overpaid, according to this source. It's not the Chargers because we mentioned the Chargers. It's not the Ravens because we just did the Ravens.

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Oh, it's not a repeat.

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I'm going to go with the Raiders.

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I'm going to go with the Raiders.

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No, don't do that.

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I don't know who the Colts signed.

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I said the Raiders. That was his guess. That was his guess. Is it the Colts?

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Okay, good. We're really narrowing this down.

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All right. Jaguars.

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Ah, damn. Nailed it. First guess. By the way, before we go, on a somber note. We lost some friends this week, and I feel like it is only fitting that we say a few words here. So I want to say RIP to the chain gang, which will no longer be part of the NFL. It will be, but it won't be.

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The NFL is going to be going to a video-based system in terms of putting the ball down there, but the chain gang will get a little pity

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sideline spot there where they can keep going up and down the field should they want to but it doesn't really matter what they're doing they're just there for fun season just in case so rest in peace the chain gang i'm not sure if anyone has any thoughts on the the chain gang they'd like to share at this time yeah like like when your child wants to play video games with you and you don't really want them messing up anything so you just give them a controller that's not plugged in and you get really excited when things happen when they get excited that's what we've turned the chain gang into and um

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Very kind words by both of you. Thank you for joining us this week on God Bless Football. We'll see you next week. Hello, hello. Hi, I'd like to make a toast to the return of baseball and draft season right around the corner. Speaking of drafts, from game night to parties with friends or a special anniversary, celebrating important occasions means more moments with the coolest people in your life.

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Cheers to 50 years of Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer since 1975. Now's a perfect time to celebrate legendary stories with friends, family, and a great tasting light beer. It's Miller time, the taste you can depend on. A great beer trusted by beer lovers for 50 years. The original light beer since 1975 and still iconic 50 years later. Here's to Miller Lite.

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Hear, hear. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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And if you want more of God Bless Football, follow our feed. We have a feed separate from the Levitard Show feed, which is probably where you're used to kind of getting us. And we have our own feed now. So you want to go and subscribe to that. Or we may just disappear off the face of the earth at some point in time. You'll never know where to hear from us again.

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That's the awkward thing of this whole saga, right? Is usually when you say that someone was a massive mistake, a swing and a miss, it's after you've released them. And it's usually like... a decent, somewhat respectable amount of time after. It's not like the day you release them, like, this person was a disaster. We had to move on. It's like, let's, you know, be a little classy here.

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We'll wait. And then, you know, a month from now, someone will catch up to me and I'll just say this thing off the record. And, oh, no, that was supposed to be private conversation. No, no. Jimmy's just coming out and telling you this was a massive mistake. And to your point, he is still on the roster. So... And they can't get rid of him. Or it would make no sense to get rid of him.

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So they're going to be paying him for the foreseeable future. He, I guess, will still be on the roster. Or they'll release him, but still have all that dead cap money. And things are just going to be awkward here. They're going to be awkward here for the Browns. And the Browns may draft a quarterback, even though it seems as though they're trending towards not drafting a quarterback.

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They still have quarterbacks out there that they may go after, like a Kirk Cousins type. The Browns... are the Browns. And, I mean, there's no Browns story of the week. There's a Jets story of the week that we'll get to later. But the Browns, I just – they did all of this for absolutely no reason.

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Like, they took the hit when Deshaun Watson was going through all of the accusations, which I don't think all of that is even settled. But they kind of went through all of that – For nothing, because he was never very good for them.

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So, Fuentes, I have some good news for you. We have some new games that we want to play today. Introduce some new games. It's the offseason. The draft is right around the corner. Oh, also, just a real quick aside. If you're going to be in the Nashville area for the NFL draft, we are going to be at the DraftKings Sports and Social Bar. So you can go and kind of check us out there.

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and they knew what they were getting into there's no legal recourse for them to get out of this contract they just have to kind of take it yeah they bet everything on deshaun watson and to an extent sold their soul for deshaun watson just to have it blow up in their face and now it's they've acknowledged it but can't fix it and can't do anything about it and they're just kind of like yeah

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We know, which by the way, for Jimmy Haslam, it's incredible because he's like, you know what? This one's on me. And it's like, yeah, yeah, we know this one's on you. And also you're the owner of the team. So there's no ramification. So like way to be the guy that's going to take one for the team here, but there are no consequences for this mistake by you whatsoever.

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Can I tell you what we will see at some point this NFL season? And maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong. I think that the Browns are going to end up with another like UFL quarterback on their roster. So like if you're watching the UFL that's going on now, keep an eye on the quarterbacks because one of them may be the Browns quarterback, you know, by week 12.

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It seems very much not how to handle one of your better players who he has also said, they haven't really been in contact with me. And they told me last season that we were going to sort this out this offseason because I believe this is the last year that he's under contract.

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We're going to be doing a live draft show during the draft. I believe it'll be on YouTube as well. But if you want to see us in person... Come say hi, maybe throw a football at me. I'll throw it back to you. It may result in you getting ejected from the facility, but it definitely will be there. Well, I don't know.

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And it would appear as though, and I don't know this, the Bengals don't really seem very much interested in resolving this issue with those comments. Or it was the absolute worst. worst PR move ever made by this team. I don't know what they're thinking by making those comments because if you're him, why would you want to resign with this team at this point? One more year on his deal, too.

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It definitely doesn't have to be said. You're wondering why it is that these teams are always in this position. It's because these teams make comments like that. The people running the team think, you know what? This is an appropriate thing to say, and that's why they're these teams.

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Yeah. When we come back, Mike Fuentes, we're going to introduce you to a new game called the Jets story of the week.

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You don't know the rules of this bar, but the one in Arizona definitely said no throwing footballs. But if you want to come hang out with us for the draft, do so that day. Hopefully the Titans still have the number one pick, because if not, we will be in Nashville regardless, and we will be celebrating the NFL draft and whoever the Titans pick whenever they make that pick. So.

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Look, even Teddy Bridgewater. Teddy Bridgewater left the game, went, coached a high school team to a state championship, and now is back with the Lions. Yeah. I don't know what Tannehill's doing. Anyways. How do you feel about Ryan Tannehill today?

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I don't know because this also might be Aaron Rodgers' last game, right? So we'll see. Is he going to want to put on a show? Is he just going to kind of – if this is his last game, go out like a fart in the wind and the game is completely forgotten. His last game was not good. They took him out. What are we going to do here? I don't know because – I don't know.

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That's the thing. You have a lot of players that could go rogue this weekend because of their own selfish needs. We were talking about the incentives and who's going to get what and whatever. And one of them was like, Dawson Knox needs eight receptions. We're like, is he going to get that? And we're like,

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Mitch Trubisky going to decide he wants Dawson Knox to get incentives or is Mitch Trubisky going to decide he wants a job next year? Like, what are we doing here? Yes.

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Game plan is throwing Dawson Knox the ball nine times. I don't know what we're doing. Cause also Josh is going out there to start. Josh is going out there to start to keep his streak alive, but like, Good luck getting him off the field. You know what I mean? I feel like Josh starts a football game. He likes to finish him. Right.

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Just one more drive. Coach, just one more drive. You know, anyway, you should just go out there, take the victory formation and walk off. That would be funny. It goes out there, just kneels the ball on first down. He gets his start and he's up off the field.

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No, they're 4 o'clock and 4 o'clock for the Dolphins. Yeah, 425 or whatever time it is.

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He says he's going to assess, and he's going to figure it out.

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How much time do you think he gets to think about this?

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I wonder what Greeny's job will be. What do you think? Media relations, maybe.

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No.

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Ooh. Hembo takes over Greeny's slot.

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Yeah. Except Rex Ryan.

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Oh, Rex.

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If Rabel doesn't, though, Rex gets that job, right? In this ESPN Jets scenario. It's going to be Aaron Glenn. Would you take him back, Rex? I would.

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I deleted my text to Gulick. I'm not sending that text.

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We're back.

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It would be so funny if Golik's just sitting over my shoulder.

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Mike, any chance you could drop my kids off at school? Running a little late for work.

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Mike, not staying here for free. Take out the trash.

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Oh, Grandpa Mike.

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Oh, my God. Pop, pop, Mike. I'm so excited.

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I know. We've got to make this happen. How do I kidnap the Gullicks?

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This is classic deflection from you, Chris Sims, because your team almost hit the bed yesterday, and it was ridiculous. How many chances did you have to win that game? How many times did the referees have to cheat with a clear targeting call that would have cost you the game?

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Listen, don't change the subject in that Ohio State is waiting for you and it is going to be an ugly scene.

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Big loss. There's an important loss that they had to Michigan.

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Stu Gatz, good morning, by the way. Good morning. Happy New Year, guys. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Thanks, Billy. Happy New Year. So we're going to talk to Chris Sims in a little bit. We're going to have Stu Gatz. I sound a little down, right? I think that, yeah, I don't, I don't know if I want to say that this is a support group, but she gots, we need to accept something here together.

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Yeah, I kind of am. I think they've forgiven you, Chris. I think that they've moved on.

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You got to pull over there to NBC. You say, you know what? We got to do a show on location. Let's go to Texas. Let's cover a game there. You go to Universal Studios when you got to go to a theme park. You talk them into that.

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You should have a kid, Chris, like another one, like now. I feel like having a baby would be great.

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I actually am enjoying it. I think that you need a kid in your life. He has you.

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And it's that. either Penn state or Notre Dame are going to be playing for the national championship. You're right. Yeah. We just got to kind of get ahead on that. Accept it. Right. Buys mean absolutely nothing in the playoffs.

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How long was that adjustment for you from college to the NFL timing-wise? Because we've seen Caleb Williams struggle with it seemingly this season as well, where the game, I don't want to say it's moving too fast.

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But it seems like he has trouble with the play clock. It seems to just be moving at a lot different speed for him.

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Do you watch just bad SEC teams playing? No.

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He's also had times where he's just sat out quarters, right? Because they're blowing people so out of the water that it's like, well, he's not going to get passing yards. He's not going to get touchdowns. He's just not playing, which is weird because like they did mention he's going to play this weekend just to keep his streak alive. So I would think that's like a series or two max.

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Because why put him at risk for anything there?

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Listen, Chris, and I'm setting you up here to just be murdered by Dolphins fans, but I'm not 100% in disagreement. He doesn't need your help. Listen, because I'm kind of with you. I think Tua lost a lot of people last week. Like, it's not his call. He can't just decide that he wants to play the, you know, medical team, the coaching staff, whatever, sit him out.

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But, man, you want to see your franchise player get out there when the season is on the line. The Dolphins got lucky and Stu Huntley won the game for them. But you have Tua out. You have Waddle out. In Indianapolis, you had Anthony Richardson out. All teams that have a chance to make the playoffs, all in must-win games, all just out.

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Look, we're going to have either Penn State, Notre Dame. Yes. Chris Sims is Texas or Ohio State being national champions. I don't know who I don't know who I'm rooting for here. I got to be honest with you. Right.

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Well, you also have people like Baker who takes like a $30 million deal.

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I was a franchise quarterback, right? Exactly. Oh, you kind of then have people think like, well, what if I go out there and what if I give money to a Sam Darnold for a lot less? Maybe Sam, not that Sam will be that guy for a team, but when you have guys that succeed under that thought process, it seems like more of that is going to happen.

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Chris became a suit. He used to be a player guy. Now he's a suit. He's there just trying to save money.

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It costs the Dolphins guys like Christian Wilkins. It costs them Andrew Van Ginkle, who just got named to the Pro Bowl for the first time.

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The thing with Notre Dame is then we have to hear the Gullicks and Jess talk about Notre Dame winning the national championship. And like, do we want that? And then we have to hear about how great Marcus Freeman is.

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Chris, we're all friends here, right? You think we're all friends here?

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Well, this is a safe space. Just amongst friends. You just said this isn't something that you've gone, you've done too much digging, you haven't heard rumblings. What are some rumblings you're hearing that you can just tell a couple friends? You know what I mean? Not

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Not the masses, just tell us things that you may be hearing, maybe not have come to fruition yet, maybe rumblings that are out there. Don't tell us who's telling you, obviously, but just little things maybe we can keep an eye on that only the insiders like you know.

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Florio's going to hear you. How many scoops has Florio stolen from you?

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I didn't say that. did you see Chris did you see at Sugata Mike you haven't asked you either did you see what Nick Wright said the other day where he he painted a scenario where the Patriots get get yeah they trade Drake May they get Shador they get Travis Hunter and then they bring in Dion to be their head coach oh Jesus wow

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Zach, let me ask you something, Chris, you, you worked for the Patriots for a little bit, the Patriot way that they tell us about who's responsible for the Patriot way, because I always thought that it was like a Belichick thing, right? Like, it's just kind of like the tone that Belichick said. And now he goes down to North Carolina. So like,

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jack yeah anyone can get lucky and win one except oregon they're always gonna lose the biggest mistake was the committee letting that team in jesus i don't want us to be the i told you so show but like we've been talking about for weeks about how oregon was really gonna do something stupid like this yes uh billy i have an idea what's that

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You broke down tape for them, right?

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So again, just amongst friends, how involved are you with Spygate? Did you see the tapes? And if not, what other spy tapes did you maybe see that we don't know about?

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And all of a sudden, the slap on the wrist that you guys said, you know, Patriot Way, we need to really straighten up. We're going to stop doing that.

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Pay it your way, Chris. Yeah, pay it your way, Chris Sims. Deny, deny, deny.

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Let's not say cheat. How much did you help them work within the rules there was no language for?

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So if you knew that he was doing this, everyone, Belichick knew this was going on. Everyone knew this was going on.

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It's a pull out. It is a pull out. This thing pulls out. OK, you should have Mike and his wife sleep on that. Let me see. Hold on a second. OK, he's going.

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You just said that you waited until like yesterday to book these tickets to Texas. What? No invite. Like, why don't you want to hang out with us ever?

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This is the classic blow-off you told us that you'd do forever. No, but during football season, it's a little hard. Maybe after football season.

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Sark was almost on the hot seat if we blew that game. Sark, get out of town? What do you think?

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It would have been if he lost that game.

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That second kick was like, Auburn, we really got to kick this in because if you miss, they're going to fire my ass. All right. Bye, Chris. Have fun.

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I'm fine.

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What color? What color? I'm gray or black guy. Ah, yeah.

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Hold on a second. I'm going to send. OK, hold on a second. Where are they in Notre Dame?

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This is perfect. I'm going to send a group text with the two of you on it right now. This is fun. Just for me.

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Your kids will love him.

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We don't want them to be happy.

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I think this text is way too comfortable, and I don't think I'm going to send it because I'm a little afraid.

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I'll send it. It says, Great win, Big Dog. Congrats on making it to the Orange Bowl. If you need a place to crash, I have a pull-out couch with your name on it.

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Reserved for Mike Golick.

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Can I just credit where credit is due? A Notre Dame. With like four seconds left on the play clock, taking your entire team off the field and running in a whole different unit on there just to trick the other team into jumping off sides. And it works.

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It was so cool. It's unbelievable. And that's all the credit they will be getting today. That's it.

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Come on. It is funnier for them to lose in the championship than in the semifinals, I guess.

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I mean, we don't want Sims to be happy, right? We know that. We do not want Texas to win. It seems to be happy. You definitely don't want Sims to be happy.

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We'll see. We'll talk to him later.

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Well, hold on a second. Hold on a second.

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Yeah, but hold on a second because now I'm thinking for, you know. Finally paid off. What's best for the Gullick family is. might be Notre Dame losing. You know what I mean? Cause like if Notre Dame wins the national championship, then you have a whole roster of Notre Dame legends out there that you can hire to come in and speak at your events and do all of these things.

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And then maybe we say, you know, old man Gola coming here for, we can talk to Riley Leonard. You know what I mean? Like,

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exactly right oh gojo okay cool he has a tattoo sleaze but what did he ever win here he went to the national championship got destroyed by alabama what do we need to talk to him for what does he know about playing like a champion let's talk to all you know chris mitchell or something you know what i mean if marcus freeman wins the national championship he's going to the nfl

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Oh, there's your, there's your hairs, bears, bears, bears.

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Chris Mitchell.

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There's a Chris Mitchell there. He went to FIU. Yeah, no, he went to FIU.

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He entered the portal, and then he went to Notre Dame. And honestly, in my head, I'm like, was it worth it? Because you're getting two receptions a game. Like, down here, you're getting, like, 180 yards a game. Here, you're getting 20 on two receptions. Like, I don't know if this was worth it for you. Anyway.

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Maybe you guys are the guys that give him the job, him and Vrabes, because Vrabes' interview is coming up. I would like to have Mike Vrabel as my head coach.

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He doesn't want your job, though.

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early still so i think that's one of the jobs he wanted and he's not going to get it so um he wants the patriots job so he i think the job is going to be open i think it's going to be between the raiders and the jets i if okay so now let's have let's have a conversation that people will probably get mad at us for having but Does Vrabel have another bad job on his resume? You know what I mean?

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How many more head coaching jobs does he get after this one if he goes to the wrong team and it doesn't work out?

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No, no, I know that, but I'm saying if you're Vrabel and you take the Jets job and it's an utter disaster... But you really want the Patriots job down the road. Are you going to get the Patriots job if you fail at the Jets?

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Because if he really wants the Patriots job, like... He may be able to just if Gerard Mayo has another bad season, he may be out next year.

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Talk about misplaying your hand, Ryan Tannehill, waiting around to get a starting quarterback offer that just never came, even with injuries. Like, nope, I don't want to be a backup.

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Oh, that's what I'm saying. But, like, he should have taken a backup job. Like, in a second, he should have taken a backup job if it was offered to him. But, no, he wants to be a starter. That was the report. And guess what?

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Last couple weeks, he could have been looking at the Eagles with envy. He could have ended up winning a Super Bowl as a backup quarterback. Had a couple games where he went out there and was like, you know what? Tannehill still hasn't next year gotten the Sam Darnold deal. Like, I don't know what he was thinking, saying, you know what? I'm just not going to play this year. Because, like, okay.

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How am I going to get a player on the show if they won't let me in? Just grab anyone.

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Steve, early in the series, it looked like you guys had a desk from Ikea. I noticed that last night that desk disappeared. You had a nice lit-up desk. It looked like a big desk was flown in for Game 7. What happened there?

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35?

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Ron, you allege that animals would not eat the Stanley Cup. Now, if it's up for debate, but if an animal were to eat a championship trophy, which championship trophy do you think is most edible? NBA, Stanley Cup, MLB?

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I feel like the next time the cup leaves the elbow room, that's when you sneak in, right? Because all eyes are on the cup. As it's going out, you go in, and then no one will be watching.

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No, he does. There's multiple cups. They have multiple cups.

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Did you guys see the piece right before? You guys are at the game. Obviously, you didn't see it. But did you see the piece before where he was talking about they did a whole thing about throwing off the gloves? Yeah.

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And then they show Phil, and Phil keeps all of his gloves. I guess he gets one set of gloves every year. Then he lays them out, and he's like, there's so much history. I'm like, no, those are dirty gloves. Let's be real. They're probably stinky. It's true. Dirty, stinky gloves.

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I don't collect hair. For the record, I don't collect hair.

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I have about 16 years of show logs in the back of my car that I put in my trunk after we moved from the Clelander. And my wife, who said you can't take this three-year-old out at midnight, also said you cannot bring those show logs into this house.

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I don't know if I can pass the Panthers down, you know what I mean?

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mean but i'll say this they win a championship i thought about the boy meets world episode you know when cory's dad huh oh which one with vader no that was a good episode though file yeah i was thinking of the episode where cory's dad woke him up to watch a philly's no hitter and it was a formative thing for him and it was like wow cory are you gonna whatever cory's dad's name is cory's dad as far as i'm concerned you're gonna wake him up for this like he has school tomorrow i was like

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There's a no-hitter. No-hitters every week. Well, now there is. But back in the time of Boy Meets World, that was a special thing that we cherished. And I said, you know what? This could be my Corey's no-hitter with my daughter. But she had no idea what was going on. Alan Matthews.

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A three-year-old at midnight doesn't seem like... She's two years away from writing letters to Sidney Crosby.

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Marbles in that mouth. That bar looks like it's great if you're drunk.

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You guys, you weren't here. Yesterday, it was me and Renee Montgomery keeping everything on track. No one else thought that the Panthers had a shot except me and Renee.

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Well, we've got to thank the guy that gave Mike the internship, if you remember that story.

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My batteries died and I'm here.

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Yeah, I went to La Carreta, obviously. What else am I going to do? I went there. I took a little casuela, a wooden spoon, and I stood on the side of the road, and I banged it as cars passed by. Some USA chants. That might have been about something else. There was a guy driving.

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He was shooting fireworks out of the side of his car as he was driving, one hand on the steering wheel, the other side on a Roman candle, just shooting. I learned that police are really just, I guess, trying to prevent rioting or violence, and all other laws go out the window. You could put 80 people in the back of a pickup truck, and that doesn't matter. You can do whatever you want.

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Run, jaywalk, whatever you want to do, you can do as long as you're not, I guess, doing damage to property or others.

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Well, no, there was a lot happening. I was on Bird Road. There was a large police presence just making sure everybody was staying safe. They also blocked off some shopping centers so you wouldn't park there. But everybody was having a good time. It was a nice, safe, good time. Lots of pots and pans and banging and screaming about how much we all love the Panthers on Bird Road, as you know.

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And that was it. We were celebrating. People shooting fireworks. There were some dogs there. It was a nice night.

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To be honest with you, I was surprised, too. As I was driving over there, we were trying to figure out the route we were going to take, and I go, well, at least it's the least popular team in town. It shouldn't be that bad in terms of traffic. There was a nice crowd, though. I was surprised by the crowd. It wasn't a heat crowd. It was not a heat crowd. How many people?

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It was in the hundreds, and I will say this. I also left early. I went, I checked in, I was there for 30, 45 minutes, and then I left because my family stayed at home. Me and my wife had a discussion earlier in the night where I said, you know, if we win, I'm going to wake up the three-year-old and we're going to go celebrate because I don't know when we're going to

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do this again and she said okay yeah we had that conversation and then 11 30 or so came with about a minute and a half left and then i went into the room to wake up said three-year-old and she said you're not waking up this three-year-old what is wrong with you she's going to be scared you're waking her up in the middle of the night taking her out of her slumber then you take her to loud noises people are banging on pots and pans she has no idea what's going on she doesn't know this tradition of this town people are going to be screaming there's gonna be dogs barking fireworks you're just gonna be on the side of the road like this is gonna be very traumatic you really married the perfect woman

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I said, yeah, like probably, but also, I don't know when this is gonna happen again. And then we started going over, and she didn't like this, because this was like at 12.30 when I got home. I started listening, I go, let me tell you a story. 1997, the Marlins, they celebrated at La Carreta. Before that, it was like 1973 or 1974 before there was a championship celebration.

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Now, if we fast forward, sure, we go to 2003, there was another championship celebration, and then we didn't have one until 2006. And then we had to wait until, what, 2012? And then 2013? And now we have to wait until 2024. And when I'm saying it out loud, it sounds like a very charmed life.

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Because to be honest with you, in a span of, what, 30 years, we've had six or seven of these championship celebrations. And I was completely discrediting my argument of, this could be another 30. I said, look, if we're just waiting on the Panthers, we waited, what, 30, 31 years for this? At this pace, my daughter might be 34 years old when they do this again.

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And she's going to experience 34 years of her life without celebrating this if I don't take her tonight. That argument didn't work. I went by myself. Did all of this take that long? It took longer.

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She's like, can we go to sleep? It's 1230 because she was asleep when I got home. And it took longer. But I was trying to list all these things of all these championships that we've had and how much time there is in between. That was a long story. Yeah.

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Here's a short one for me. I tried to speed it up for you guys. You forgot about the League's Cup.

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Well, when Fidel died the first time.

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Well, nothing good happens after midnight. My grandmother taught me that. So I try not to if at all possible. And I left there around like 1225, 1230. And I'll tell you this. The streets were packed. Like when I was there, there was a there was five, six blocks of traffic that was at a standstill. And it was getting pretty packed when I was leaving.

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I got out of there before things started getting maximum crazy.

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Billy, what are your overall thoughts on Alana? No, she didn't do a good job last night. I don't think anyone can argue that she did. Do you think she did a good job?

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She was in town. She had a concert the night before. Sunrise!

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He was the neutral for me. He also did a bad job, right? Like, he went too fast.

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On TV, it seemed like he was banging it faster than the people were saying it was a Panther.

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Well, we were obnoxious when we were losing, so imagine now.

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Two minutes. Did you guys boo Wayne Huizenga also? Because that came out on TV and it was delayed.

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Love booing Wayne Huizenga. Ringing a bell. I love booing dead people.

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What? You love booing dead people? Oh, yeah. I get the last laugh. You think you leave this earth and I'm going to forget about what you did? I will not, Wayne Huizenga.

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I have my car, yeah.

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Well, I did go out last night to celebrate, of course. Why wouldn't I? Very nice. Yeah. You have the right colors on today. Well, I mean, we have an important meeting. I didn't want to dress like a clown. And also, you know, I didn't want...

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Listen, if we're going to be honest, today's the day all the casuals wear all of their Panthers gear that they've been collecting over the years and come out and pretend like they're these giant Panthers. I mean, you walk out here and you'd think that you were at the frigging Ameren whatever car center. Everybody's wearing these Panthers things. People still have tags on their clothes.

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Like everybody's in Panthers gear. I've never seen any of these people wear Panthers clothes today. I'm not going to stoop to that level of casual fan where I just put on my Panthers clothes. I'm here to support the guys and you, Dan.

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Tell you what, Challenger would never happen to me.

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