Billy Corben

The reason why people like you get to bully me every day and I don't lose sleep over you is because you are a vile little man.

Come on!

How are you?

Say hello to your Uncle Archie.

He's not my uncle.

It just brought everything back.

Quick break to tell you about a special Miller time I had with my good buddy, Mochetta.

Mochetta texted me the other day.

He said, hey, what are you doing for the game?

I said, I'm just on my couch right now, doing nothing, enjoying it.

He's like, hey, do you want some company?

I said, from you, Mochetta?

Absolutely.

Mochetta comes over to the house and I pull out the Miller Lite.

Miller Lite made that casual hang a memorable good Miller time with my good friend Mochetta because Miller Lite brought us together.

We took that first sip after we toasted our beers and we knew we made the right call.

We watched a game.

All of a sudden, we're standing up on our feet.

Big threes are being drained and white cans are being clanged.

See, times like these, that's exactly why Miller Lite is my go-to.