Billy Corben

And every time, Chris, are you fearing that we are going to see the entirety of the hole of your butt?

We don't need to do detective work on this.

Well, we do, though, because I don't believe that this is something that other media entities, they're willing to go this close to the edge.

Look how happy you look there.

You look so happy.

Back to Dan.

Pablo Torre is going to join us here in 40 minutes.

Everywhere he goes these days, he's just spilling information that no one else has.

So you're going to want to be here for that, I would assume.

He's doing better journalistic work in sports than anybody is.

And Jeremy said before we started here.

Jeremy nominated Vin Scully for someone he assumes has a firm handshake.

And the reason that I don't know what we're doing here is I don't assume that old people ever have a firm handshake.

None of them.

I don't.

I'm never going in.

Maybe Jeff Conine's dad.

Jeff Conine's dad one time took me off guard because he's like a champion racquetball player.

And as soon as he shook my hand, my elbow hurt.

He had unbelievably strong hands.