Billy Corben

What a dork.

I think that the wristband says keep swinging, not swimming.

Okay.

Well, I liked it better my way.

Oh, keep swinging.

I think, well, yeah.

Yeah.

Huh.

That is the wrist gear of somebody who swings, takes big swings.

Your dad is also 70, right?

Your dad's a Lothario, I would say.

Your dad is somebody who walks into a room and knows that ladies of all ages are interested in his hair and his scent, his cologne.

The typewriter, man.

The bragging about a typewriter is an interesting choice.

The amount of arrogance.

This is what we enjoy more than just about anything in public shaming, right?

It's not just that, though, because when Mike Lombardi says what he says, the number of flatulent, arrogant football people that I have heard summon the name of Ernie Accorsi as if it means something.

Like the number of, and it does, it does mean something, but using it as a patron saint for, let me sell you my book here.

Let me hand you my book with these beads on my wrist, gridiron grates that I wrote on a typewriter because I heard wise words from Ernie Accorsi 40 years ago.

The thing that people enjoy in sports more than anything, though, it's one thing to be able to laugh at the arrogance of Bill Belichick, because at the very least, you know, it's earned arrogance.