Billy Eichner

shovel food in my mouth and like I'm spitting and talking it's so not sexy to me like and I know that maybe people disagree with me but I just don't I don't want to see it like people like shoveling food in their mouth what's supposed to be like a sexy kind of like getting to know you vibe I don't know maybe it's just me I like just going for a drink you know I don't want to be like cutting lettuce like cutting like a

shovel food in my mouth and like I'm spitting and talking it's so not sexy to me like and I know that maybe people disagree with me but I just don't I don't want to see it like people like shoveling food in their mouth what's supposed to be like a sexy kind of like getting to know you vibe I don't know maybe it's just me I like just going for a drink you know I don't want to be like cutting lettuce like cutting like a

shovel food in my mouth and like I'm spitting and talking it's so not sexy to me like and I know that maybe people disagree with me but I just don't I don't want to see it like people like shoveling food in their mouth what's supposed to be like a sexy kind of like getting to know you vibe I don't know maybe it's just me I like just going for a drink you know I don't want to be like cutting lettuce like cutting like a

slab of meat and like eating a salad and like, but there's like cheese and I don't know, like Italian dressing. I just don't want to keep it like simple and chic and sexy on a first date. And if we like each other and we, we want to go out more than we can watch each other be disgusting while eating, you know, that's how I feel about it.

slab of meat and like eating a salad and like, but there's like cheese and I don't know, like Italian dressing. I just don't want to keep it like simple and chic and sexy on a first date. And if we like each other and we, we want to go out more than we can watch each other be disgusting while eating, you know, that's how I feel about it.

slab of meat and like eating a salad and like, but there's like cheese and I don't know, like Italian dressing. I just don't want to keep it like simple and chic and sexy on a first date. And if we like each other and we, we want to go out more than we can watch each other be disgusting while eating, you know, that's how I feel about it.

I was just going to say, I will blow a stranger with a knife. but I don't want to see you eating a Caesar salad with anchovies in front of me, like shoveling that with that smell. Okay. I will literally rim someone that I just met. Okay. But I don't want to see them pouring Parmesan cheese, extra Parmesan cheese on a salad on the first date. I think that's disgusting, but I will lick your asshole.

I was just going to say, I will blow a stranger with a knife. but I don't want to see you eating a Caesar salad with anchovies in front of me, like shoveling that with that smell. Okay. I will literally rim someone that I just met. Okay. But I don't want to see them pouring Parmesan cheese, extra Parmesan cheese on a salad on the first date. I think that's disgusting, but I will lick your asshole.

I was just going to say, I will blow a stranger with a knife. but I don't want to see you eating a Caesar salad with anchovies in front of me, like shoveling that with that smell. Okay. I will literally rim someone that I just met. Okay. But I don't want to see them pouring Parmesan cheese, extra Parmesan cheese on a salad on the first date. I think that's disgusting, but I will lick your asshole.

I will. Almost immediately upon entrance. But I don't want to see you eating. Sex on a first date, and I will say this because we're gay, and I know I've listened to you guys. You talked to a lot of gay guys about Grindr, so I know you're all about it. But there is something about Grindr, about hooking up first. And it's I don't know if it's in a way it's not ideal.

I will. Almost immediately upon entrance. But I don't want to see you eating. Sex on a first date, and I will say this because we're gay, and I know I've listened to you guys. You talked to a lot of gay guys about Grindr, so I know you're all about it. But there is something about Grindr, about hooking up first. And it's I don't know if it's in a way it's not ideal.

I will. Almost immediately upon entrance. But I don't want to see you eating. Sex on a first date, and I will say this because we're gay, and I know I've listened to you guys. You talked to a lot of gay guys about Grindr, so I know you're all about it. But there is something about Grindr, about hooking up first. And it's I don't know if it's in a way it's not ideal.

And I get that you want to get to know the person. But it's nice to know that you have or don't have sexual compatibility and chemistry before you start to like each other as people, because.

And I get that you want to get to know the person. But it's nice to know that you have or don't have sexual compatibility and chemistry before you start to like each other as people, because.

And I get that you want to get to know the person. But it's nice to know that you have or don't have sexual compatibility and chemistry before you start to like each other as people, because.

If you're on the, you know, if you get to really like someone and you like their personality and then you finally jump into bed and it's not quite there, that's such a disappointment, but it's just not going to work. And now you've wasted everyone's time and your own time. So I rather go straight to a rim job and save the video for later.

If you're on the, you know, if you get to really like someone and you like their personality and then you finally jump into bed and it's not quite there, that's such a disappointment, but it's just not going to work. And now you've wasted everyone's time and your own time. So I rather go straight to a rim job and save the video for later.

If you're on the, you know, if you get to really like someone and you like their personality and then you finally jump into bed and it's not quite there, that's such a disappointment, but it's just not going to work. And now you've wasted everyone's time and your own time. So I rather go straight to a rim job and save the video for later.

I totally get liberal with a crooked dick. He should have a show on Crooked Media. Yeah. called Crooked Dicks. That would be good. Like a liberal white guy in Oklahoma on Crooked Media.

I totally get liberal with a crooked dick. He should have a show on Crooked Media. Yeah. called Crooked Dicks. That would be good. Like a liberal white guy in Oklahoma on Crooked Media.