Billy Eichner

I hear you. I'm with you, too. And I'm a New Yorker. I'm gay. My instinct is always to say, fuck you, even to think who agrees with me. I mean, I made a career out of saying, fuck you and storming off when someone didn't agree with me. And so I don't know. I think we need to take a deep breath and take it a day at a time, I guess. I don't know. I sound like some, like, two-bit therapist.

I hear you. I'm with you, too. And I'm a New Yorker. I'm gay. My instinct is always to say, fuck you, even to think who agrees with me. I mean, I made a career out of saying, fuck you and storming off when someone didn't agree with me. And so I don't know. I think we need to take a deep breath and take it a day at a time, I guess. I don't know. I sound like some, like, two-bit therapist.

I hear you. I'm with you, too. And I'm a New Yorker. I'm gay. My instinct is always to say, fuck you, even to think who agrees with me. I mean, I made a career out of saying, fuck you and storming off when someone didn't agree with me. And so I don't know. I think we need to take a deep breath and take it a day at a time, I guess. I don't know. I sound like some, like, two-bit therapist.

But, like... Yeah, it's a tricky one. We're in this country together, for better or worse. It's not changing. I don't know. We can either all choose to live in our little bubble. But what starts to panic me a little bit...

But, like... Yeah, it's a tricky one. We're in this country together, for better or worse. It's not changing. I don't know. We can either all choose to live in our little bubble. But what starts to panic me a little bit...

But, like... Yeah, it's a tricky one. We're in this country together, for better or worse. It's not changing. I don't know. We can either all choose to live in our little bubble. But what starts to panic me a little bit...

or it's not even panic, it's really sadness, is that when you see Trump's numbers ticking up in New York City, which happened this time, I don't want to see things moving in that direction. That I know. So at the very least, we need to keep our bubbles secure. Because that's all I have. And I know you guys don't live in the bubble, which makes me admire you so much. I could never do it.

or it's not even panic, it's really sadness, is that when you see Trump's numbers ticking up in New York City, which happened this time, I don't want to see things moving in that direction. That I know. So at the very least, we need to keep our bubbles secure. Because that's all I have. And I know you guys don't live in the bubble, which makes me admire you so much. I could never do it.

or it's not even panic, it's really sadness, is that when you see Trump's numbers ticking up in New York City, which happened this time, I don't want to see things moving in that direction. That I know. So at the very least, we need to keep our bubbles secure. Because that's all I have. And I know you guys don't live in the bubble, which makes me admire you so much. I could never do it.

I could never do it. I can barely go to Milwaukee.

I could never do it. I can barely go to Milwaukee.

I could never do it. I can barely go to Milwaukee.

They even have gifts that are far enough in advance to send a card. We're in 2025. The fact that there are still envelopes and stamps is ridiculous. Um, but I do love Christmas. I love the holidays. I was a Jewish kid in New York City. My parents let me and we were not religious at all. They had to beg me to get bar mitzvahed.

They even have gifts that are far enough in advance to send a card. We're in 2025. The fact that there are still envelopes and stamps is ridiculous. Um, but I do love Christmas. I love the holidays. I was a Jewish kid in New York City. My parents let me and we were not religious at all. They had to beg me to get bar mitzvahed.

They even have gifts that are far enough in advance to send a card. We're in 2025. The fact that there are still envelopes and stamps is ridiculous. Um, but I do love Christmas. I love the holidays. I was a Jewish kid in New York City. My parents let me and we were not religious at all. They had to beg me to get bar mitzvahed.

You know, I didn't even I told them I didn't believe in God when I was 11 years old. But like... I only got bar mitzvahed for the party, which had a Madonna slash Broadway theme. I love it. Because I couldn't decide, which I like more. That's a true story. But the one thing they wouldn't let me do because we were technically Jewish is have a Christmas tree and kind of do Christmas.

You know, I didn't even I told them I didn't believe in God when I was 11 years old. But like... I only got bar mitzvahed for the party, which had a Madonna slash Broadway theme. I love it. Because I couldn't decide, which I like more. That's a true story. But the one thing they wouldn't let me do because we were technically Jewish is have a Christmas tree and kind of do Christmas.

You know, I didn't even I told them I didn't believe in God when I was 11 years old. But like... I only got bar mitzvahed for the party, which had a Madonna slash Broadway theme. I love it. Because I couldn't decide, which I like more. That's a true story. But the one thing they wouldn't let me do because we were technically Jewish is have a Christmas tree and kind of do Christmas.

And so I completely fetishize it now as an adult. I go to the Radio City Christmas Spectacle. I went by myself a few years ago. I mean, that's scary. I'm a grown man, right? I love Christmas, but I'm not going to do cars just because logistically it's too much work.

And so I completely fetishize it now as an adult. I go to the Radio City Christmas Spectacle. I went by myself a few years ago. I mean, that's scary. I'm a grown man, right? I love Christmas, but I'm not going to do cars just because logistically it's too much work.