Billy Gardell
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Be careful with the dancers.
That's what we got to watch.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's where I've seen that instrument before.
Yeah, they didn't know it was weight loss.
Oh, yeah, because you do the commercials in the park.
Just move.
Just do something.
Move.
So this is August The stoned pelican Hit the buffet before him Or he'll leave you with none Yes, it's Mike August The world's cheapest man
Stole the toilet paper From the hotel can His name is Michael Ness He's the world's cheapest fuck He'd sell his own grandma For a couple of bucks
His name is Mike August.
Stole his brother-in-law's shoes.
Such a penny pincher.
People think he's a Jew.
Merry Christmas, Mike August.
That's who this song is about.
He'd be pissed if he heard it.
But he's too tuned out.
You should have knocked him out like Joe Pistone.