Billy Langdon

Oh, God.

So he was like, just start talking for a minute? Yeah, he's like, what are we doing here? That's hard. With no notice? Five seconds. I thought that was your New Year's resolution. Last time I was on here, you said you'd stop walking away from conversations when you were done with them. It's true.

Thanks, man.

Yeah.

It's a way easier skill to learn. Alrighty then. There's one right there for you.

oh man i learned i learned a fun trick on love on the spectrum this season one of the guys on it will always say this thing that i think is the most perfect sit like if you don't know what to say he'll be like hey i'm having a really good time but i don't really have anything else to say yes we've talked about that you can do that like i'm having fun but i don't have anything else to say and you can sit there in silence

I know. I can't. I fit to what it looks like. It's going to be insane.

That's, yeah, I guess the more you boil it down, it's like, this is not a piece of news.

Or it's like they got, it's like love on the spectrum is popping. They're like, we got to do something with these guys. None of them are in the news cycle because they're just living their lives. Like, I think one of them booked a cameo. Like, all right, you're on it.

Yeah.

Okay.

If they book the cameo, that is manipulating the news cycle and that makes me sick to my stomach. I mean, I just, I've literally, I was like in shock looking at this.

Well, he wants to keep up with all things Charleston. Right.

It's like a really high-profile baby right now. I have to give you a name. You have to guess who it is.

They were a lovely match and it made me so happy to see this too. I want to show you something. Look at it. He's a swordsman.

oh my favorite one of my favorite quotes from from the season swords they do he like grabs her hand to lead her somewhere on a date and he said uh sorry they're a bit rough swordsman's hand and it was like that's ironic and i was like that is an electric line yeah that's great

Yeah.

I thought I was going to give you a name, and they're either a one-year-old child or someone who wore the number one, and you have to guess with no information.

Also, your ass radiates a lot of heat. Yeah. Yours specifically, right?

When was the last time you felt childlike wonder, Rusty?

Miso what? Horn me.

Do you remember when you first figured out how to like use momentum to swing on your own?

Yeah. Unbelievable.

That's what I'm glad it's not. I hate competition. I just want to be liked. I want to work together. Okay. Holy fuck. I don't know any one year olds.

Listed. I'll be the judge of that.

Sometimes your tummy just needs a little reset and it's going to just rip some gnarly balls. It was crazy. At least you were outside.

Zipped into a tent.

So it was so bad that you were hiking a snowy mountain and you could still smell your fart?

That's normal. I was thinking too. I was getting disappointed. I couldn't think of any.

yeah that was to clean your butt is what i'm that was the wiping that was just wiping my ass blood the whole way down like no it looks bad that feels way better the shit ends and the blood starts almost insane the other day i got into bed and i let one rip and i just like sometimes you know you could tell it's like i don't think that's gonna smell

yeah i thought it was one of those and then it did and then like julia walks in the room and i just go run julio run go you can't we can't cross this threshold that's awesome i was gonna say on a long hike like this do you i mean i feel like it's mostly with scott like did you ever get sick of each other or like okay i don't want to talk to him for like a bit that's a long time we don't really talk or we didn't talk yeah

When you're actually full on hiking, that's so fair. I feel like you don't really talk. Well, I was also fucking dying.

You just go silent.

Yeah.

That's like, this is the peak of your career, the pinnacle of maybe your life.

That's tough. I want to get your thoughts on this. Going up versus going down, do you have one that you like less? Going up is so much worse. I feel like going down is really uncomfortable and not as easy as you think.

You've got to land on your toes almost. I don't know.

Are you good on hiking for a bit? Did this scratch your itch?

Is that the actual name? The hike of the year?

You are so painfully uncultured. You know what it is? No, I don't. Aconagua.

What is the comparison of the peak in Mexico to the one you just did?

How do you spell Aconagua? Aconagua. I can't read all the letters from here.

Yeah.

Do they go back down?

I feel like a character from a movie would wear number one, like Troy from... Troy Bolton?

I would be willing to try, like, a big one the way you did this weekend. See what I think.

That's the translation? Wait, can you look up, like, Orizaba or something?

I think that's... Billy, correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not an explorer.

One you might work up to a little bit later in your life. Maybe when you come to terms with death itself.

It does. That's our housemate Pico de Orazaba. You've got to try it.

Yeah, in November. Well, the mountain's not coming here. That'd be like three days. That's a crazy shot with whatever that is in the front.

I kind of was just like, yeah, Scott, I'll do that. Yeah, man. Can we put sponsors on you like a NASCAR driver? And then you've got to do story content the whole way up. Sorry, Scott. We've got to stop.

I have to do a Quiff ad.

uh i i spent 500 at rei this weekend so maybe halfway there and i'm a member now at rei they get you oh they got you i i didn't i didn't do it i put my heels in the ground i put them in the dirt and i said i'm not doing well i didn't do it it's gonna be worth it because i know that i'm gonna need yeah yeah yeah more you will you will be doing more of this that's true yeah i just like i don't know that when i got to rei though i i like pulled up to the general parking lot and there's a guy in his trunk like clapping chalk on his hands i was like

Yeah, I'm here.

That's where all the deals are. Let's say you get to your 9 to 5 job at like the third level of the REI.

What is it? How bad the disease is or how good you are at ball? I think it's a combination of both. Also, Lou Gehrig's disease sounds like a real thing. Billy Langdon's disease? No, no, no.

Genuinely was waiting for a picture to pop up. Really?

That is crazy to not clarify. One hole that I saw, I was going to ask you about, and then you revealed that. You're playing basketball. Where's the knife? Where are you keeping the knife on you? Like, you don't want your phone in your pocket. Like, you're going to play ball with a knife, I guess, in case, like, a fight breaks out.

Oh, like... Like, he had a hat on, and he goes, like... He's got razor blades on his hat. Yeah. Oh, I was just thinking maybe he was, like, in his backpack or something. Yeah, like, walked over to his backpack, pulled out a knife, and chased after him. Get over here! Yeah. Um...

I'm safe.

You got Langdons.

If they could just leave Playdate on all day for their kids.

Can you imagine the views?

But I was at the airport yesterday, and there was a... Yeah, you're talking to the babies. Turn into that.

It's just a five-minute segment every time.

It's a cool market. I love that.

And be the father of the sole provider of a child. Correct.

You're hiking a mountain? Yeah. With your buddy? I'm looking for babies. I think you're ready, dude. I'm looking for babies up there. They're not around here. Nope.

We kept seeing this one guy, he was trying to descend and he kept descending and we'd keep seeing him as he went up and he was freaking out.

Yeah? Because you'd put so much pressure that he'd think there's no life for him back at home unless he makes it. Right. That's the only way to do it.

I think it kind of sucks because it seems like with so many pro athletes, like the formula was like a dad who just suffocated them with his own desires and like made their life hell and they became an athlete. So it just sets the tone of like, oh, no, this will work. You can do this. I'm doing that.

Langdon's does sound scary.

Oh, you're going to get him in. Dude, he's going to love it.

I also totally agree with you. I'm I'm a bit of a nervous coward. But yes, I like you have noticed if there's like a rule at some place in the person there just tells me like, hey, we can't do this. Like I know there is a genre of person that will kind of like push as far as they can. Yeah. And typically maybe make it work. Yep. And then there's the other genre like us where we just go like.

And I think they're so swollen that your normal-sized penis looks microscopic.

No, I get it. I don't think you're in the wrong.

There's TMZ guy drooling outside, like literally dumping drool on the floor, waiting for you to say something.

Yeah. If your balls get so big, it almost draws your penis in because it's pressuring around.

This is going to be the worst day of your life.

No.

Where are you going to start? You should start this.

yeah well early on where they've got like five reviews so your review your one star would hold a ton of weight you're like literally tanking small businesses bingo do you think you get a better better service if you walk into the shirt that says like i leave awful yelp reviews um or like maybe just i'm on yelp i wonder if they turn you away for that like some places we're okay i think i would wear one of those shirts on the boardwalk that's like

Those boardwalk shirts just get more clever every year.

Road map. Road map.

You remember like in the Incredibles?

Anything. I'm begging you. I don't know a thing.

He rocks in your house and he rocks in your yard. There's rocks in my yard? Yeah, it's totally normal. Guys are having a meltdown. When were there rocks in my yard?

You said it last episode.

I think he's saying we talk about this every week now, so he's starting to condition me.

And you never know where it's going to come. It's like a vertical line of shit.

I thought I did that on a podcast. I'm sorry.

I'm hoping... What do you mean 700?

There are services where people can pay to pitch to certain playlists, like regular people, and they'll do it and they'll pay to get on. Oh.

It is huge for plays. If you can get on a random playlist, it's huge. But people also will listen to you and not always in that context, like...

Those all sound like where you'd want to be. Yeah. Long drives and good vibes.

You know what's funny about the... Oh, she was sourcing. She wasn't sourcing her own sex playlists.

The Weeknd used to be, like, for a bit, like, the sex playlist guy, and I think it's gotten to the point that if that is on your sex playlist, it feels weird. It's like two... It's like basically someone chanting sex, sex, sex.

Great song. Hurry. Hurry. They're almost home. Hurry. You have to finish having sex. I think you showed me some of that Tiana Taylor music. Were you trying to fuck?

Yeah. Yeah.

Otherwise, it can be very unsexy.

I think a lot of people, especially when you're younger, the silence of it all without music can make some people uncomfortable. Is that it? One party sometimes would be like, hey, do you want to just throw some music on?

It's KTSC. Yeah, just blast something.

I was going to say cone. I think flat is the one.

More washing.

I think I wish this was pants. No, I wish this was pants. That could be the follow-up. Like, I wish this was pants. I think I wish... Yeah, yeah.

The settings?

I love the mist one.

Yeah. Yeah.

Sometimes I like to tumble dry for a little bit, not fully dry it so it doesn't shrink and then let it hang. So it gets like the tumble dry gets a little wrinkles out. I only tumble dry everything.

Ironing is very annoying. I hate it.

I know, so many routes to go down when you're doing your laundry. And now that everybody's asleep, should we wake them up?

Parker says... Parker, hello. Where is he? Is he in that camera or that camera?

Oh, hello, Parker.

You guys split him in half? Mm-hmm. Sorry, buddy.

I think they're just, like, having fun. It's just like, let's just have a little fun with what you can do.

I funny had a similar thought this weekend too. Not that exact one because that would be insane if we both thought that. But I was hiking as well. And I was just like looking around, like kind of just clocking things in the distance, wondering like what is that? There's got to be some privacy issues you got to work on.

You know, if I'm looking at someone's home, I shouldn't be able to take a picture and get directions there if I'm on a hike. That's actually kind of a good point.

If there's a way to opt in.

You get money for your bimness.

Yeah. Money for your bimness from Google. Yeah. I like the idea. It's good. It's fun. As long as we can protect single family homes from being invaded. Wait. You have my money.

I like that. And they're very good at that. They would have that figured out in a day.

How to do that. It would take us way longer to get there.

This will be the last podcast. We don't need to work anymore.

Watch a good portion of one.

What's that? Margin Call? Yes.

Oh, so you had to go back and be like, okay, what's next?

I'm not a part of the podcast, so I can say this. Hey, prick, asshole, fuck. I think you will continue doing this, and I know that you won't feel good about the achievements you make because they're not from your own original thought. Right.

Yeah. Well, if he couldn't come up with the first idea on his own, any following idea is not going to be his either. You can just keep stealing shit, but you don't feel good about that.

They actually, like, that's why it took six months, like, because nobody, everybody wanted their idea to get made. So it took months to figure out how to pick it.

I mean, at least you're considerate of that. Some people do that and be like...

You have gray Carhartts?

You have gray Carhartts?

Oh, is that the ones you bought out here? Yes. Yeah.

What is mist? Mist has to be for, like, the tiniest, most fragile plant.

He doesn't like when we do that.

I don't know, but that's a testament to that belt. Yeah. From the eighties. Still rocking.

Jet. Jet is if there's, like, bird shit on the side of your house, and you just stand there and hit it with jet until it goes to it.

Oh, yeah, dude. Honestly. At what point did someone have, like, not enough fun doing that to where, like, we need a whole head for this? That's the best way to do it.

As straight up as you can be about the finality of your attendance.

What? Front the fucking extra cast.

At the last moment or, dare I say, at his convenience.

I know. That's very fair beef. So far, neither of you have been in the wrong today. Yeah.

They can't do anything.

Barack Obama.

That's jumping the gun there. You're asking for trouble.

I talked to her for like...

20 minutes at a party once I also had no idea who she was I was just talking to her and then when I went over my friends like you have any fucking idea who you're talking to I was like no and she seemed lovely she didn't seem like the kind of person to swat a phone out of my hand you're like you're like who was it Sasha Obama they're like yeah yeah Sasha Obama yeah I was like no I told you my idea for the Middle East

I would, I, she would wake up every morning to smell smoke. Cause I'm burning the receipts in the kitchen. Yeah.

A horse with two dongs. I think the math checks out, but it's really not worth diving into. I think this thing would be weaponized faster than you could say bread.

Cowabunga. That takes a while, though. I feel like I love this idea because... There's always moments where you're like, that was a crazy dream. I want to remember that. I want the benefits of this, but I fear the costs of opening up a world where you can see the thoughts within someone's mind.

Okay. That was me Obama. Yeah, no, I know. I'm sorry. I got really nervous. Gotta go pee.

It just starts peeing right there.

It has to be bigger than that. It's got to be bigger than that. Costco, I would assume, has... But that's a bunch of individual ones.

Well, you've got to think about what you can fit in a fridge, you know? Right. But, like, maybe, like, an industrial-sized yogurt. Probably shit, like, if you're in the restaurant.

I, when's the last time I had one? Would you go Greek yogurt or regular yogurt? Greek. I eat them every morning. Do you really? Greek yogurt? Almost every morning, yeah.

I feel like that hits all the stops. Is it sweet enough with the honey in it?

I actually have seen like one or two of those in my day where just like my mom's shower in our house growing up was just like actually would hurt your back because it was just hit the same spot. And like you get out and it'd be red mark like a welt.

Yes. That's so annoying, honestly. What other things are there? Little overnight oats cups.

no maybe I'm thinking of the suction cup drink that they were like it's impossible to tip over and the like morning host person was just like I'm like a Kelly in the morning or something she's a menace like she's living in her ivory tower like so comfortable with all the money and someone comes on who's starting this business and it's just catching steam and she's just like I'm gonna kick this thing over and ruin their whole career and all their work Shark Tank will never have them on no one will ever buy it more like Shark Tank

Oh, I said it wrong. My apologies.

But why did you make the mouth like silicone and soft on the inside?

You said you did.

It's an iPad. The mouth is an iPad. You made it big. You made a penis out of it. There's no fucking suck. You can't fuck or suck. I'm just worried. I want him to get my groceries, but I don't want to be looking out of the camera and then some guy sticks his dick in the mouth. Right. There's no dicks or mouth. Okay, so it's not part of it. That's not part of it. Then I love it. Then I love it.

And why did you say it was?

Oh, stagecoaches? They make all their money and he's gawking at the mouth.

He jacks the prices up because he knows you'll pay anything.

In a pair of boots. Some investor's money went into a pair of boots.

But he'd already said he'd get it.

Unsustainable?

I'm about to teach you something. But I'm in the past. Let's do teach me something. Who wants to learn? I'm going to spread misinformation today.

Also.

You guys are little warriors out there.

Allen Iverson.

At record time, Rusty Featherstone wrong at two minutes into an hour-and-a-half long podcast.

Prisoners from where? From France?

I'm surprised I didn't name it Guy Heaven.

A town full of prostitutes and criminals.

Oh, like how they lived there and didn't die?

I remember watching, like, a streetcar named Desire for a film class once. Yeah. And it takes place in New Orleans, and I don't know when. Whatever time frame, I don't want to get this wrong, because I'm going to try not to spread information at this juncture. Paul Mescal.

But everybody just looked hot and sweaty and uncomfortable. Oh, is that the one where... Marlon Brando being hot and abusing his...

A sweaty Lincoln lawyer?

Hello. There he is.

I thought that was about Lincoln. In a board game with that accent.

In a 21 plus board game.

Okay. Did it feel like a friendly look? No. I didn't see it.

That sounds chill.

Just kicks off going backwards. Someone else go. Someone go. Someone go. I don't know how to...

That'd be so frustrating to be part of that crew and get no credit.

Big time.

That sucks. But I was reading about it. Oh, don't look them up. Don't look them up. Don't look them up. I mean. Yeah, maybe they asked to be left out.

yeah well i don't even think he knows that he ended up being the famous one because that poem came out like 40 years after he died someone should probably tell him yeah well he's in heaven what thought he's still riding no that's paul reverse oh yeah okay he's having a he's had a couple hundred year long loss coming are british the I actually thought you were having a heart attack.

I thought it would teach me something. You got it. I got one. It's not, like, based in reality. It's, like, from a fictional story, but the Pirates of the Caribbean story. It's a deleted scene that everyone might not know about that describes Captain Jack's past and his motivations.

This is fantastic. They cut it out, but it's so great. I'm surprised they did. He was working for the British, like...

bringing cargo on a ship which became the black pearl he's bringing the black pearl with cargo on it to the British and when he got the ship it was full of slaves and he's like people are not cargo slaves are not cargo I'm not doing that and he like went rogue with the ship and tried to free the slaves and uh the British sank it the black pearl with him and all the slaves on it

And then Davy Jones, he made a deal with Davy Jones to be like, I'll bring the Black Pearl and you back to the surface because you're right. People are not cargo. Yeah. And that was his inspiration, which makes like Davy Jones seem like kind of a good guy. And are we recording?

So we're going on there. We're good. This is like projections. It's like loading.

Nerness. Nerness. A little Nerness.

That's okay. We all get a little Nerness.

You're double reconstructing.

Is it their song?

Is this the best order to hear it in? Their version and then the original?

This sounds like I'm at my, like, my seven-year-old school band performance.

Yeah, I'm kind of confused.

Is they? Did they...

I understand where you're coming from with the simplicity of the song that they're playing. Yes. I do kind of get it.

Like, more, like, shoveling coal into the thing being like... Trying to channel the steam power to the right engine.

No, they're like makeup. The drums sound very stock. Oh, they're huge. It's a beauty page.

I'm sure they could play the guitar and bass good enough and do a better song that more people would hear and think, oh, that's a good song.

The video?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's true. The setup of the interaction with it. Comedy is dead, I guess.

I don't know. I think this has to be a bit. I feel like that guy did that. No, look, his face is so funny. The way the camera turns around does make it look like it's on a tripod. And he's got to, like, flip the front face.

In the middle of the cake. That's true. It feels like it has to be a bit because that's like the moment. There's no need to touch the camera while that's happening.

Maybe he's going to zoom.

Oh! Honestly, that reaction is pretty... That does look like a pretty genuine reaction.

True, true, true. Damn, all this is adding up. Oh, that's funny. All right, should we do... A lot less debatable than yours, Rusty.

Oh, should we start... Like, which one should we start with? Let's start with pool dives.

Worth it. Very tragic.

Nails, dude. Billy? Yeah. I got one, the Snap Crackle Pop. Eyeball a piece of rope, tie it to your neck and the diving board, then dive off and pray it's long enough to let you reach the water. Named, of course, after the sound your spine will make if you get it wrong.

It's extra points if your phone can plug into an aux and play music, and your keys can land in your car and start it. It lands right in.

Just floor it into the side of the building.

no um the toothpaste slam edge yourself on poop you should be ready to pop by the time you step on the diving board jump off and lead with your stomach that should be the first thing to hit the water the real points come from how fast and far the shit shoots out of your asshole and onto the crowd if you're lucky named of course after the way toothpaste would shoot out of a tube if you slammed your fist down on it

It's like you see the creation of the universe in your head. Essentially, I'm surprised you didn't cum. Beautiful. I did a little, I think, but it smelled like piss, so I couldn't really tell. Smelled and looked like piss and felt like piss. I think it was cum.

Yeah. I would love to see this one.

I didn't know that. No matter what happens on the page, it does kind of, it kind of surprises you a little bit.

Well, when you're frozen in midair, I'm sure anything you read is a little more exciting. Fascinating. Yeah.

It's kind of like alleviating to have the pressure of the dive off your plate and just be like, I'm going to lay here and I'll let gravity do the rest.

Cosplay. Cosplay.

Okay. The snap crackle. Stop. All the original steps from the snap, crackle, pop, except this time, instead of jumping, you stay up there and bargain for the gold. Use everyone's fear of having a hand in your death as leverage and take the gold by force without ever touching the water.

Thank you. That'd be mine of choice. I don't want to dive.

Yeah. Be willing. Convince them you're willing to jump off. But have no intent to actually jump off. They'll be too scared to actually call your bluff.

I remember learning about that. Like, it does not take long to just be, like, I got nothing going on.

He gave her a huge tip that night. Oh my God. Must've had a monster.

Okay. All right.

You sure you want to move on? We can stay here for a little longer.

That's awesome. Pay a group of men to try and kill you. Any action movie with love interest has two guarantees. One, they will be hunted. And two, while being hunted, they will fall in love. It's called trauma bonding. Why would your experience be any different?

And make sure you're killing it with the doppelganger. God, I have to pretend he seemed amazing. I seem to have loved him.

great i love it if you get too nervous you can just end the zoom if you don't have anything to say anymore right instead of stuck there at a table waiting no but to be clear you're at their house oh shit yes well you could by the time they get there you'll have thought of new topics of conversation yes or i've left and then if you don't like it you can leave yeah i'm sorry if you don't have anything to say they're at your house too hopefully they don't take your stuff yeah that's true it could be a little a little theft going on a little bit um

Here's one. Visit a plastic surgeon. Have him give you both a consultation in front of each other, and once you feel ugly on the outside, you can spend the rest of the day far away from that doctor, focusing on and learning about anything but your physical traits.

Allegedly, I might have wrote that at some point. Maybe another person on my phone wrote it. Who's to say?

that sounds like an actually just a fun date yeah i love it but then what if you get really invested in the movie and you don't want to leave and you can stay oh the game's not rigid like that uh well the referee will be mad but i mean okay his job is refereeing that i think he'll be fine yeah i'll be all right he gets paid enough he's gonna be just five um he's a multi-billionaire i think he'll be okay

If you're in a room with just a button...

Let's see. Yeah. Go to your local police station. Ask them what some of the lowest posted bails are. Learn about each of their crimes and then pick one to set free. It'll be an open discussion about what's right and wrong and you can learn a lot about each other from that. That's awesome.

i think it's happening now buddy treats then i would be like okay there's other treats like little snacks for you bingo you know yeah that would confuse me enough does a guy have to eat before he shocks himself once i once i naturally run out of treats in five minutes now i'm focused on the button and i've got to push it because i have to do something the second i stop and i start to think is when it gets bad um yeah as long as you're like if you're angry birds i'd never shock myself

Double date. Oh, and then you double date. A little remix freestyle.

i love it so many options because i looked it up too like there are posted bails for like 35 dollars really yeah like it's pretty low so you can go split lat what would you have to do for your bail to be 35 smoke in a restaurant i don't know swallow a sword swallow a sword illegal swords unauthorized or uh swordfish so yes oh years the whole thing one bite i'd kill you

You just told us what she sounds like.

Also, the Pope Benedict died on Monday.

How petty do you have to be?

That's disgusting.

Huh?

I hope so. Just put me in this chair and let me rot into it until there's nothing left.

I got nothing going on in my life. I got nothing to plug.

It's true, yeah. Do I have anything to plug?

RIP Pope Benedict.

Yeah. They don't have any. I think it's like Hope Ryan.

RIP Pope Benedict. We will miss you, and we remember where we were.

First thing.

I would be in there for four days before I realized like, well, I'm not home.

Yeah. I think just the last point on the nozzles. I think it should be one, no matter what. That it's just like hot, cold. Yes. I was at like, my girlfriend has shower like that too. Bragging. Brag. And thank you. And one for me too. And one for me too. I'll take that. She has the double and I have gotten to the point.

it's going to be like minimum nine more months of her living there and me using the shower every once in a while. I told her yesterday, I was like, you have to do, I'm never going to, I will not even try to learn this.

And I'm like, it probably would take me,

Damn, you got there fast.

Yeah.

Good one.

Hold on. Is this supposed to tear up like this? One quick Google search.

Delta flights specifically have been having a really bad run. Really? No, I feel like it's been more like American. It's like Boeing. That's like the last Delta thing I heard about was like a near miss in D.C. like a month ago.

Oh, my God.

Were they still on the ground?

I have so much fun on here every time.

Which, if I may say, lightning doesn't strike twice. If a plane is currently on fire on the runway, you probably won't see the same fate.

Four?

It was nine.

What were you doing at his birthday? What were you doing at nine? Not what he's doing. I can't figure out. Oh, yeah.

Holy shit. Look at that. Yes. His birthday was on Saturday. That is something else. He's an Aries.

I have so much to prove now.

Is that in the Aries? Because if he was just... He should have a separate conversation.

Yes.

You just wait.

Sorry, Lauren and I are going to start a podcast right now. Perfect, yeah. We're going to talk birth signs.

I need to learn.

Wait, so how was the movie?

No, that's not a big deal.

That's kind of, yeah.

Can we talk to Edge? Yes.

You know what? Don't test me because I'm not on drugs. I need to start taking drugs.

Finish your story and then you can go check.

This guy rocks. This guy rocks today. Hey, hey. This guy rocks and he rocks so hard. He rocks in your house and he rocks in your yard.