Billy Langdon

It's extra points if your phone can plug into an aux and play music, and your keys can land in your car and start it. It lands right in.

Just floor it into the side of the building.

Just floor it into the side of the building.

Just floor it into the side of the building.

no um the toothpaste slam edge yourself on poop you should be ready to pop by the time you step on the diving board jump off and lead with your stomach that should be the first thing to hit the water the real points come from how fast and far the shit shoots out of your asshole and onto the crowd if you're lucky named of course after the way toothpaste would shoot out of a tube if you slammed your fist down on it

no um the toothpaste slam edge yourself on poop you should be ready to pop by the time you step on the diving board jump off and lead with your stomach that should be the first thing to hit the water the real points come from how fast and far the shit shoots out of your asshole and onto the crowd if you're lucky named of course after the way toothpaste would shoot out of a tube if you slammed your fist down on it

no um the toothpaste slam edge yourself on poop you should be ready to pop by the time you step on the diving board jump off and lead with your stomach that should be the first thing to hit the water the real points come from how fast and far the shit shoots out of your asshole and onto the crowd if you're lucky named of course after the way toothpaste would shoot out of a tube if you slammed your fist down on it

It's like you see the creation of the universe in your head. Essentially, I'm surprised you didn't cum. Beautiful. I did a little, I think, but it smelled like piss, so I couldn't really tell. Smelled and looked like piss and felt like piss. I think it was cum.

It's like you see the creation of the universe in your head. Essentially, I'm surprised you didn't cum. Beautiful. I did a little, I think, but it smelled like piss, so I couldn't really tell. Smelled and looked like piss and felt like piss. I think it was cum.

It's like you see the creation of the universe in your head. Essentially, I'm surprised you didn't cum. Beautiful. I did a little, I think, but it smelled like piss, so I couldn't really tell. Smelled and looked like piss and felt like piss. I think it was cum.

Yeah. I would love to see this one.

Yeah. I would love to see this one.

Yeah. I would love to see this one.

I didn't know that. No matter what happens on the page, it does kind of, it kind of surprises you a little bit.

I didn't know that. No matter what happens on the page, it does kind of, it kind of surprises you a little bit.

I didn't know that. No matter what happens on the page, it does kind of, it kind of surprises you a little bit.

Well, when you're frozen in midair, I'm sure anything you read is a little more exciting. Fascinating. Yeah.

Well, when you're frozen in midair, I'm sure anything you read is a little more exciting. Fascinating. Yeah.

Well, when you're frozen in midair, I'm sure anything you read is a little more exciting. Fascinating. Yeah.

It's kind of like alleviating to have the pressure of the dive off your plate and just be like, I'm going to lay here and I'll let gravity do the rest.