Billy Swift

What is up? I like to smoke weed and read history because it makes me more empathetic towards history and stuff like that. And the other day I was reading and it clicked in my head of like, it's crazy. We get to learn about history immediately. You know, we could watch war on TikTok now. You know, it's crazy.

Back in the day, people used to have to wait for books to come out to find out what that sound Two Countries Over was, you know. You had to fucking open it up and be like, oh shit, Hiroshima. They fucking really got them guys, you know.

And I started to think, like, wouldn't it be crazy if the people we learned about in history books, you know, had the same access to technology that we do, you know? Like, could you imagine if instead of a diary, Anne Frank had a YouTube channel? My guess would be ASMR, you know? Just... Gotta be quiet in that household. Don't want to wake the neighbors, you know?

You've been on this show before, Billy? Yeah, last time. Actually, it's crazy. It was Matt's first solo on Kill Tony panel. So that's crazy. Amazing. Back in like March or something.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. I watched him take a couple drunk tumbles.

He was blacked out. He was blacked out just taking people's money, playing a random game of chance, and he was just winning. And they were so mad at him. They hated him.

I love it, dude.

You're answering it like you're on like, all right, we're going to pass to our news anchor on the field. Like, I like to have fun, Tony. Back to you.

Going on four years now. Four years. Where at? Florida. I came up with Cam in Orlando.

I moved here January 1st of this past year.

I now work at a dispensary. I now sell THCA weed. I used to hang blinds in shades, but I don't do that anymore.

It's actually crazy. I went to 10th Planet today for, like, the first time. I started training for, like, in the past three years. I haven't done shit. And then I went in and I got my ass kicked and puked. It was fun.

Thank you, Lemaire. Thank you.

I pretty much, I just do drugs.

Mushrooms, mostly. I like mushrooms a lot. Okay, what other drugs do you do sometimes? Austin fucking gets you on coke real quick, dude. They'll get you. Austin gets you on coke real quick. Yes, it does.

Last time I was visiting in October, it was around my birthday, I turned 27, and I was like, you know, I'm going to do it. I've always talked about it, been like, yeah, I'll do it once. And then I got really drunk on my birthday, took a fucking hit of God dust, and it felt great. It's amazing.

Yeah, I always say, like, there's drugs all kind of end up, I'm not a religious guy, but it always kind of leads to God, you know? Like, if you do mushrooms, you fucking, you'll see God. If you want to talk to him, hit some weed. But if you want to be God, do cocaine.

Wow. Kick these fucking guys out.

Yes. Yeah, I get to walk around with all the homeless people. I'm like, be gone! And they just run away. Wow.

Amazing. Fucking part the homeless sea out there, dude. And comedy's going good for you, Billy? It's picking up now, yeah. It's been pretty good. I got a decent boost from Kill Tony and shit like that when I did it the first time, but now I'm getting booked a little bit more, trying to work in clubs as much as I can.