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Chapter 1: What is the introduction of the Kill Tony episode?
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You guys ready to start tonight's episode or what? Come on, are you guys with us? Are you guys ready for the best damn show? Brought to you by Game Time, this is Keltoni. Tonight's guests, two of my favorite human beings. One of the greatest guests in the history of the show, the other guy, it is his first time on panel.
This is a perfect chemistry match as I bring to you a couple of my favorite comedians, a couple of my favorite dogs. Make some fucking noise for the great Matt McCusker and LaMare. Oh, yeah, baby. Fuck yeah. Matt McCusker. The debut of La Mer. He's already sweating fucking bullets. Look at this guy. Holy shit. Oh, my God. There it goes. Whoa. Oh, my goodness. Hoodie off. The forehead is soaked.
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Chapter 2: Who are the special guests featured in this episode?
La Mer, welcome to the Kill Tony universe.
Well, thank you for having me, Tony. I came here to black out and hear jokes.
I love it. I love it. Let's do it all together, Matt McCusker.
That was such a nice nerd spaz coming right out.
Matt McCusker's on tour, mattmccusker.com. Of course, he is one half of Matt and Shane's secret pod, what very may well be the greatest podcast ever. Not shot in front of a live audience. La Mer has the panties in the mouth pod. I have only heard of this tonight while asking him if he has a podcast. It is the panties in the mouth pod. Am I saying that right? Yes, sir. We're perverts. Well.
lamarelee.fun is his website. For those of you looking for the cheapest URL in the history of websites, lamarelee, L-E-M-A-I-R-E, Lee, and when it couldn't get any cheaper, .fun. lamarilee.com blatantly available for only what I would guess is $29 more, but he went with dot fun and got some extra chicken nuggets that day is my guess. Well, any kind of nuggets.
I don't know why I had to make them chicken. Anyway, Matt McCusker and LaMare, 248 human beings signed up to be on this show. They are wrangled in a bar across the street right now. Absolutely. Oh, one went up my sleeve. Look at that. Here you go. Guy with the American flag hat. You want to pick the first name? Very exciting. Anything can happen.
The first name has been picked, and we're going to go wrangle that person. While that happens, just if you guys don't know, if someone brought their brain-dead girlfriend that doesn't know anything about comedy here tonight or something. They get 60 seconds on stage. You know their time is up and you hear the sound of a kitten.
That means wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear, which interrupts them abruptly. I interview them. We all meet them all together. Maybe give them some advice. Maybe just find out more about their lives. What makes them interesting goes from a podcast or a stand-up set to a podcast in 60 seconds. The whole thing's improvised. Anything can happen.
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Chapter 3: What is the story behind Drew Nickens' brother?
Yes, sir, grew up there.
How old were you when you moved to America?
It was like two years ago, so 25.
You have no accent whatsoever.
No, I can put one on for you if you'd like.
That is incredible. That is amazing. How do you have no accent whatsoever? What do you attribute that to? Did you only hang out with English-speaking people there?
Yeah, my dad's American, and Germans are fucking retarded. And where I'm from, there's a bunch of army bases, so there's a bunch of GIs around, so that's who I hung out with.
Your dad was in the army?
Yes, sir.
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Chapter 4: What unique background does Fred G share about his life?
This is true what you're saying? You really saw him at a food truck? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We chatted about guns. He's freaky as fuck. That's Le Maire's military detail. You were scouting the food truck.
The infantry.
He gave me a good gun, though.
Yeah? Yes, sir.
What kind of gun?
I think I recommended him like a Glock 43X.
Wow. Okay, why did you recommend that to him exactly?
Because he needs to carry it around with him.
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Chapter 5: What insights does C. Wayne provide about producing comedy shows?
Yeah, yeah. Not on the internet, though. That's just bullying. Right, right.
How do you troll people in real life?
Hey, man. How you doing? I'm good. How are you? I'm good, man. Who'd you vote for? I already know. No, I'm just kidding.
Can I ask an innocent question? Is this the latest in black-eye gene technology? No, I'm dead serious. I was curious. That is incredible. I know you guys had straps for a while. Now, a gully suit.
It's nice. Rips are like piercings, you know? At first, two was cool, right? Now you end up with 36 and we're just out here making trends. You know what I'm saying?
That is incredible.
Yes, sir.
That looks like a... Most definitely. I do like the Goku hat. It kind of rips, dude. The what? It's a Goku hat. This is Goku, right?
You're talking about what's on the backside of his baseball cap right now? How the fuck did you see the back of his head, dude? La Mer is specifically doing jokes for the Mexican part of the band right now. Hey, what about that Goku hat, though? Roasted. For those of you with eyes in the back of your head, he just got roasted.
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Chapter 6: What are the challenges Matt Walker faces in his life?
I will not, I will never cut. Bro, my brother shaped his chin. Can I make a pretty good point? Now, I have a couple. You have a pretty good head shape. So it wouldn't look bad bald. And also you got such beautiful eyes, dude. I think that's what carries me, bro, is the eyes, honestly. People will notice your eyes and then the chin.
Yeah, the chin's not that bad. The chin's not that terrible. But let me tell you something, dude. You do have good eyes. I agree with Lamar. And people are staring at that thing on top of you. You're like, hey, my eyes are down here.
Have you ever thought of becoming a Franciscan monk?
Yeah, I can see that. What is your love life like, Matt Walker? Are you getting a lot of... I've been with...
The girl I'm with, I've known her since second grade. I've been with her for 15 years. Wow. I've got four kids. Wow. I've got three little girls and a little boy. She had two girls from a previous relationship that I've raised since they were like eight months old and three years old. A couple real assholes laughing at that.
Yeah.
Something that's also a little, I guess, out of the ordinary. I've always lived with my parents. I've never moved out. You still live with your parents?
Yes, sir. Wow, you're holding on to that too, huh? Yeah. Do you comb them forward sometimes? All right. Wow. I mean... So you live with your parents, with your wife, and four kids. Yep. Okay.
My dad's cool as shit, bro. I mean, for him to allow that to happen is just... I owe my whole life to my dad, bro. Absolutely. Absolutely.
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Chapter 7: What memorable moments were shared during the Vegas trip?
He's not great at it, but he does it. He T-boned a UPS truck a few years ago, which is like pretty hard to do, right? And then a few months after that, he got a job at the airport driving jet fuel trucks, which that's terrorism, if you ask me. It's like, did you check his stats? They're not great, but who else would you want fueling a jet plane besides an autistic person?
Like, he really gives a fuck about that plane, you know? Thank you. He also smokes weed, which is pretty fun. I give him weed, I should say. It's cool, because we smoke weed together, and he becomes not autistic, which is the opposite of what happens to me. Like, smoke a joint, go to Chipotle, and I'm just like, dude, you gotta order. I'm nonverbal. They all think I'm gay. All right, thanks, guys.
A fucking amazing set. Matt Brown. Welcome. Is this your first time on the show? Yeah. Welcome, welcome. How long have you been doing stand-up? Almost 11 years. I love it, man. It fucking shows. I love it when people that have been doing that long sign up for this show and come on and show their fucking experience. Got something on his shirt. What is it? What do you got over there, buddy?
He's freaking out, dude. He's about to fucking vomit right now. Oh, La Mer. Oh, my God. Little Shake Shack. So 11 years. We're at Baltimore?
Yes, sir.
Okay. You still live there?
No, I moved here a month ago.
Awesome. Fuck yeah. You're exactly where you should be. Yo, Matt just got fired.
Oh, yeah. I got fired on my day off. You did? Yeah. What'd you get fired for? They just wanted to bring back the guy that was suspended for sexual harassment.
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