Kristie Nova

Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!

Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!

Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!

Oh, he was super hot, so I should have peed.

Oh, he was super hot, so I should have peed.

Oh, he was super hot, so I should have peed.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Yeah. I love it. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. I love it.

Yeah. I love it. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. I love it.

Yeah. I love it. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. I love it.

Whoa, it's haunted. Wow. Ladies, the crowd goes wild. The crowd goes wild.

Whoa, it's haunted. Wow. Ladies, the crowd goes wild. The crowd goes wild.

Whoa, it's haunted. Wow. Ladies, the crowd goes wild. The crowd goes wild.

My cousin called me on the way earlier today to let me know how excited she was that she took a Ancestry.com test, and we are 12% of the same DNA. Thank God I'm only 12% fat retard. Gosh. Other cousins are black and in jail, so I don't know which one's worse. None of them have ever seen a ballot box. Wait, do they let retards vote in Texas? They do. If you couldn't tell, I grew up prejudiced.

My cousin called me on the way earlier today to let me know how excited she was that she took a Ancestry.com test, and we are 12% of the same DNA. Thank God I'm only 12% fat retard. Gosh. Other cousins are black and in jail, so I don't know which one's worse. None of them have ever seen a ballot box. Wait, do they let retards vote in Texas? They do. If you couldn't tell, I grew up prejudiced.

My cousin called me on the way earlier today to let me know how excited she was that she took a Ancestry.com test, and we are 12% of the same DNA. Thank God I'm only 12% fat retard. Gosh. Other cousins are black and in jail, so I don't know which one's worse. None of them have ever seen a ballot box. Wait, do they let retards vote in Texas? They do. If you couldn't tell, I grew up prejudiced.

I thought everyone with Down syndrome was related. Just one big old family of thumbs. Did you guys hear about the big bankruptcy? You know, they employ all of the retards in America. What was that, Hooters? What are we going to do with all those girls? That's my time. Thank you.

I thought everyone with Down syndrome was related. Just one big old family of thumbs. Did you guys hear about the big bankruptcy? You know, they employ all of the retards in America. What was that, Hooters? What are we going to do with all those girls? That's my time. Thank you.