Kristie Nova
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Hi, Erica. Hey, there. How long you been doing stand-up? About ten years. Ten years?
Hi, Erica. Hey, there. How long you been doing stand-up? About ten years. Ten years?
Welcome to the show, Layman. How are you, buddy?
Welcome to the show, Layman. How are you, buddy?
What do you mean by that exactly?
What do you mean by that exactly?
Did you really go to the Black History Museum?
Did you really go to the Black History Museum?
What ethnicity are you again? Kajistani.
What ethnicity are you again? Kajistani.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Did you get a big joke book last time you were on? I got a big one and a little one.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Did you get a big joke book last time you were on? I got a big one and a little one.
Yeah. I love it. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. I love it.
Yeah. I love it. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. I love it.
Whoa, it's haunted. Wow. Ladies, the crowd goes wild. The crowd goes wild.
Whoa, it's haunted. Wow. Ladies, the crowd goes wild. The crowd goes wild.
Hello, Austin. How you doing? I'm here with my new fiance. She just got us tickets, and we got to fly out here to come see the show. She's pretty new to my family. She just got to meet all of us this Thanksgiving. For the first time, I come from a big family, four brothers and a sister. She was very nervous meeting the family.
Hello, Austin. How you doing? I'm here with my new fiance. She just got us tickets, and we got to fly out here to come see the show. She's pretty new to my family. She just got to meet all of us this Thanksgiving. For the first time, I come from a big family, four brothers and a sister. She was very nervous meeting the family.
So as we're all standing around doing the turkey and passing everything, we called it dressing. She said, what's the difference between dressing and stuffing? I said, well, I'm not going to be dressing my dick in your ass after this. Just kidding. She's going to kill me for that. She did like me because she said I was a fun guy, like a mushroom. I met her in a bar. We were sitting there.
So as we're all standing around doing the turkey and passing everything, we called it dressing. She said, what's the difference between dressing and stuffing? I said, well, I'm not going to be dressing my dick in your ass after this. Just kidding. She's going to kill me for that. She did like me because she said I was a fun guy, like a mushroom. I met her in a bar. We were sitting there.
She had told me that he's still laughing. I just got it. She told me that we were sitting in a bar and she bought me a drink. And she said, why are you sitting in here alone? And I said, well, I just broke up with my ex. She said I was too kinky for her. And she said, well, that's funny because I just broke up with my ex, too. He said that I was too kinky. And so one thing led to another.
She had told me that he's still laughing. I just got it. She told me that we were sitting in a bar and she bought me a drink. And she said, why are you sitting in here alone? And I said, well, I just broke up with my ex. She said I was too kinky for her. And she said, well, that's funny because I just broke up with my ex, too. He said that I was too kinky. And so one thing led to another.
I said, let's go back to your place and let's get kinky. So we go back to our house. We're hanging out. She says, let me go into the bathroom.
I said, let's go back to your place and let's get kinky. So we go back to our house. We're hanging out. She says, let me go into the bathroom.
Okay, keep going. So she goes in the bathroom and she gets all dressed up. She comes out, cat of nine tails, stilettos, nipple clamps, looking hot as fuck. And I'm standing at the door ready to leave and she's like, what are you doing? I thought we were going to get kinky. I said, well, I already fucked your poodle and shit in your purse.
Okay, keep going. So she goes in the bathroom and she gets all dressed up. She comes out, cat of nine tails, stilettos, nipple clamps, looking hot as fuck. And I'm standing at the door ready to leave and she's like, what are you doing? I thought we were going to get kinky. I said, well, I already fucked your poodle and shit in your purse.
You've heard these jokes before. I've never done this.
You've heard these jokes before. I've never done this.
Um... You didn't write these, right? No, I didn't write these.
Um... You didn't write these, right? No, I didn't write these.
Well, the Thanksgiving one I wrote, I guess. I didn't write anything. I just kind of memorized it. I gotcha. You know what it is.
Well, the Thanksgiving one I wrote, I guess. I didn't write anything. I just kind of memorized it. I gotcha. You know what it is.
We haven't picked a date yet, no. My daughter's getting married, and so we're kind of letting her do her thing first. Got to pay for that and deal with that, and then we'll do ours afterwards.
We haven't picked a date yet, no. My daughter's getting married, and so we're kind of letting her do her thing first. Got to pay for that and deal with that, and then we'll do ours afterwards.
Actually, we just saw you in Orlando like three months ago.
Actually, we just saw you in Orlando like three months ago.
No, she walked by when we were in line standing out there in the cold and said, does anybody want to sign up?
No, she walked by when we were in line standing out there in the cold and said, does anybody want to sign up?
I wasn't going to until she walked by because... Well, I mean, of course she's going to walk by.
I wasn't going to until she walked by because... Well, I mean, of course she's going to walk by.
Well, I had read on the website that you had to go across the street to Poor Choices and sign up, and we didn't make it over there. We got here about 745, so we were just standing outside.
Well, I had read on the website that you had to go across the street to Poor Choices and sign up, and we didn't make it over there. We got here about 745, so we were just standing outside.
Just me. I think I was the only one. Oh, you were the only one? Maybe, I don't know. It was a long line, actually.
Just me. I think I was the only one. Oh, you were the only one? Maybe, I don't know. It was a long line, actually.
Hey, I figured, fuck it, we came here, I'm going to do it, you know.
Hey, I figured, fuck it, we came here, I'm going to do it, you know.
No, we actually met at a bar. She was bartending at Twin Peaks in Orlando. Oh, wow.
No, we actually met at a bar. She was bartending at Twin Peaks in Orlando. Oh, wow.
Is she right here? No, she's somewhere back there.
Is she right here? No, she's somewhere back there.
My cousin called me on the way earlier today to let me know how excited she was that she took a Ancestry.com test, and we are 12% of the same DNA. Thank God I'm only 12% fat retard. Gosh. Other cousins are black and in jail, so I don't know which one's worse. None of them have ever seen a ballot box. Wait, do they let retards vote in Texas? They do. If you couldn't tell, I grew up prejudiced.
My cousin called me on the way earlier today to let me know how excited she was that she took a Ancestry.com test, and we are 12% of the same DNA. Thank God I'm only 12% fat retard. Gosh. Other cousins are black and in jail, so I don't know which one's worse. None of them have ever seen a ballot box. Wait, do they let retards vote in Texas? They do. If you couldn't tell, I grew up prejudiced.
I thought everyone with Down syndrome was related. Just one big old family of thumbs. Did you guys hear about the big bankruptcy? You know, they employ all of the retards in America. What was that, Hooters? What are we going to do with all those girls? That's my time. Thank you.
I thought everyone with Down syndrome was related. Just one big old family of thumbs. Did you guys hear about the big bankruptcy? You know, they employ all of the retards in America. What was that, Hooters? What are we going to do with all those girls? That's my time. Thank you.
I do not live here. I live in Florida.
I do not live here. I live in Florida.
Melbourne, just outside of Orlando.
Melbourne, just outside of Orlando.
Just visiting Austin. I came in for a concert. What concert? Penny and Sparrow over at the Paramount.
Just visiting Austin. I came in for a concert. What concert? Penny and Sparrow over at the Paramount.
A little folky, a little blues. Okay.
A little folky, a little blues. Okay.
I'm engaged. I've been engaged for about three years.
I'm engaged. I've been engaged for about three years.
He already pulled the trigger. I haven't planned the wedding.
He already pulled the trigger. I haven't planned the wedding.
I don't have the intrinsic desire to pick the fucking flowers and that whole dress thing. I can't be bothered. It's me. It's not him. It's me. I'm the problem.
I don't have the intrinsic desire to pick the fucking flowers and that whole dress thing. I can't be bothered. It's me. It's not him. It's me. I'm the problem.
I don't like being judged by Evel Knievel, first of all.
I don't like being judged by Evel Knievel, first of all.
The fur just gives that 12% retard. Fur, you know? Okay. Leaning out of that.
The fur just gives that 12% retard. Fur, you know? Okay. Leaning out of that.
Yeah. I own a commercial real estate brokerage.
Yeah. I own a commercial real estate brokerage.
Yeah. I don't live in my car like the rest of the guys that come up. I'm so sorry. Hell yeah. I just get like a regular life.
Yeah. I don't live in my car like the rest of the guys that come up. I'm so sorry. Hell yeah. I just get like a regular life.
I just look like I drive a Tesla. So it's, you know, it's the...
I just look like I drive a Tesla. So it's, you know, it's the...
I fucking love Teslas, but... Everybody that has a Tesla loves it. Yeah.
I fucking love Teslas, but... Everybody that has a Tesla loves it. Yeah.
Because this is the MAGA convention of comedy, right? Yeah. Just putting a bullseye on my back, I'm teasing. No, I just look like, I look like what I am. I know, I'm aware.
Because this is the MAGA convention of comedy, right? Yeah. Just putting a bullseye on my back, I'm teasing. No, I just look like, I look like what I am. I know, I'm aware.
Like five hours. Like in total, you know, like stage time.
Like five hours. Like in total, you know, like stage time.
No, no, no, like collectively five hours.
No, no, no, like collectively five hours.
No, so on stage, on and on. Stage time is five hours. He gets it. He's just trying to get me to say a year and a half. Red band understood.
No, so on stage, on and on. Stage time is five hours. He gets it. He's just trying to get me to say a year and a half. Red band understood.
On and off for about a year, total time on stage, five hours.
On and off for about a year, total time on stage, five hours.
It's just confusing to me when people are like, eight years, and I'm like, but how much fucking time on stage? Your way is so much dumber than their way, by the way.
It's just confusing to me when people are like, eight years, and I'm like, but how much fucking time on stage? Your way is so much dumber than their way, by the way.
I live in a smaller market, so there's not a ton of mics and stuff to go up at.
I live in a smaller market, so there's not a ton of mics and stuff to go up at.
Real estate. It's just because you're working with them all day.
Real estate. It's just because you're working with them all day.
Yeah, yeah. So good I opened a company and I started doing it.
Yeah, yeah. So good I opened a company and I started doing it.
Does it start with an R? It fucking does. It literally does.
Does it start with an R? It fucking does. It literally does.
I was not. I had no interest at the time.
I was not. I had no interest at the time.
In the same room, and he's hot, so it was kind of like, oh, whoa, a unicorn.
In the same room, and he's hot, so it was kind of like, oh, whoa, a unicorn.
So they're almost 18, almost 17. So they're almost adults.
So they're almost 18, almost 17. So they're almost adults.
I mean, no, they interact with him, but it's more like a shared, you know. Yeah, we were teenagers, so, you know.
I mean, no, they interact with him, but it's more like a shared, you know. Yeah, we were teenagers, so, you know.
You know, when you're kids and you're fucking around and you're making dumb decisions.
You know, when you're kids and you're fucking around and you're making dumb decisions.
You didn't notice that? There's this weird thing that some men will do where they'll finish and then keep going because they're so embarrassed by how quick they finished.
You didn't notice that? There's this weird thing that some men will do where they'll finish and then keep going because they're so embarrassed by how quick they finished.
I respect that question. No, it was always at his parents' house.
I respect that question. No, it was always at his parents' house.
Probably. Probably in the garage ripping cigarettes.
Probably. Probably in the garage ripping cigarettes.
Yeah, it was a rough house. My bedroom was the carport of the house that was closed in at some point. Wow.
Yeah, it was a rough house. My bedroom was the carport of the house that was closed in at some point. Wow.
What's up, Austin? I love this dick-filled room. It's awesome. I love Kill Tony. But more about me. It's a little wet out there. It's a little wet out there. This is what we do for fucking comedy. I love it. Any chuckle fuckers? I mean, I have to be funny for you to want to chuckle my fucker, I guess, but all my ex-boyfriends said I taste funny, so that's why I'm here.
What's up, Austin? I love this dick-filled room. It's awesome. I love Kill Tony. But more about me. It's a little wet out there. It's a little wet out there. This is what we do for fucking comedy. I love it. Any chuckle fuckers? I mean, I have to be funny for you to want to chuckle my fucker, I guess, but all my ex-boyfriends said I taste funny, so that's why I'm here.
It's worth something, right? Are you guys really... I understand I'm from L.A. I want to say I'm not liberal, but look at me. Right? I mean, you knew what I was gonna look like, right? But you pretty much knew. Like, you heard the voice. You're like, I know what she's gonna look like. Thank you, guys.
It's worth something, right? Are you guys really... I understand I'm from L.A. I want to say I'm not liberal, but look at me. Right? I mean, you knew what I was gonna look like, right? But you pretty much knew. Like, you heard the voice. You're like, I know what she's gonna look like. Thank you, guys.
I'm still alive, I know. Shocking.
I'm still alive, I know. Shocking.
This is probably the highlight of my life right now. Yes, absolutely.
This is probably the highlight of my life right now. Yes, absolutely.
I mean, they didn't have room for you. Motley Crue.
I mean, they didn't have room for you. Motley Crue.
Because I had to leave them. I had to leave the band. Never mind.
Because I had to leave them. I had to leave the band. Never mind.
Didn't you say I left Motley Crue?
Didn't you say I left Motley Crue?
That's the best offer I've had all day, thank you.
That's the best offer I've had all day, thank you.
This room right here right now. Okay, that's cool.
This room right here right now. Okay, that's cool.
This town is fucking awesome.
This town is fucking awesome.
So I'm leaving at four in the morning.
So I'm leaving at four in the morning.
I was here doing shit all week.
I was here doing shit all week.
Why do you got to do that to me?
Why do you got to do that to me?
Lady Blue Ball or Blue Ball.
Lady Blue Ball or Blue Ball.
It's a story. It's a good one.
It's a story. It's a good one.
You have to sharpen your skills. I was playing a lot of poker, and I wanted to have my game all about poker, so I'm rubbing one out before I play in a poker game.
You have to sharpen your skills. I was playing a lot of poker, and I wanted to have my game all about poker, so I'm rubbing one out before I play in a poker game.
Do you just get to a high point to look for Jews? Or what do you do?
Do you just get to a high point to look for Jews? Or what do you do?
Well, do you think it's because they had a girl president?
Well, do you think it's because they had a girl president?
We chatted about guns. He's freaky as fuck. That's Le Maire's military detail. You were scouting the food truck.
We chatted about guns. He's freaky as fuck. That's Le Maire's military detail. You were scouting the food truck.
I think we got to the bottom of them.
I think we got to the bottom of them.
Yeah, between him and the last guest, we had the whole fall collection, dude.
Yeah, between him and the last guest, we had the whole fall collection, dude.
No, he saw it and he's like, no one will think I'm a faggot if I wear this.
No, he saw it and he's like, no one will think I'm a faggot if I wear this.
That's just a little, just a little.
That's just a little, just a little.
LaMare trying to hold him down.
LaMare trying to hold him down.
That was such a nice nerd spaz coming right out.
That was such a nice nerd spaz coming right out.
Can I ask an innocent question? Is this the latest in black-eye gene technology? No, I'm dead serious. I was curious. That is incredible. I know you guys had straps for a while. Now, a gully suit.
Can I ask an innocent question? Is this the latest in black-eye gene technology? No, I'm dead serious. I was curious. That is incredible. I know you guys had straps for a while. Now, a gully suit.
Hold on one second. He keeps fucking like going at the way. It's crazy. Wow. Bluer kisses the first time that he went. Are you OK, guy in the white hat?
Hold on one second. He keeps fucking like going at the way. It's crazy. Wow. Bluer kisses the first time that he went. Are you OK, guy in the white hat?
I think he talked into the mic with his hairline at first. That was just...
I think he talked into the mic with his hairline at first. That was just...
Yeah, you look like a billy goop. Your goatee's receding, too, somehow.
Yeah, you look like a billy goop. Your goatee's receding, too, somehow.
Have you ever thought of becoming a Franciscan monk?
Have you ever thought of becoming a Franciscan monk?
Yeah, you just step up on the curb. It's like, hey, honey, welcome back.
Yeah, you just step up on the curb. It's like, hey, honey, welcome back.
That's all right, Brianna.
That's all right, Brianna.
Can I ask you a question? So you were with somebody, you had a kid, and they became gay?
Can I ask you a question? So you were with somebody, you had a kid, and they became gay?
Right on. So why does she have to be with the kid anymore?
Right on. So why does she have to be with the kid anymore?
Hell yeah. My goodness. What was the angle of the crash, if you don't mind me asking?
Hell yeah. My goodness. What was the angle of the crash, if you don't mind me asking?
Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!
Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!
Oh, he was super hot, so I should have peed.
Oh, he was super hot, so I should have peed.
Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!
Oh, he was super hot, so I should have peed.
Yeah. I love it. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. I love it.
Whoa, it's haunted. Wow. Ladies, the crowd goes wild. The crowd goes wild.
My cousin called me on the way earlier today to let me know how excited she was that she took a Ancestry.com test, and we are 12% of the same DNA. Thank God I'm only 12% fat retard. Gosh. Other cousins are black and in jail, so I don't know which one's worse. None of them have ever seen a ballot box. Wait, do they let retards vote in Texas? They do. If you couldn't tell, I grew up prejudiced.
I thought everyone with Down syndrome was related. Just one big old family of thumbs. Did you guys hear about the big bankruptcy? You know, they employ all of the retards in America. What was that, Hooters? What are we going to do with all those girls? That's my time. Thank you.
I do not live here. I live in Florida.
Melbourne, just outside of Orlando.
Just visiting Austin. I came in for a concert. What concert? Penny and Sparrow over at the Paramount.
A little folky, a little blues. Okay.
I'm engaged. I've been engaged for about three years.
He already pulled the trigger. I haven't planned the wedding.
I don't have the intrinsic desire to pick the fucking flowers and that whole dress thing. I can't be bothered. It's me. It's not him. It's me. I'm the problem.
I don't like being judged by Evel Knievel, first of all.
The fur just gives that 12% retard. Fur, you know? Okay. Leaning out of that.
Yeah. I own a commercial real estate brokerage.
Yeah. I don't live in my car like the rest of the guys that come up. I'm so sorry. Hell yeah. I just get like a regular life.
I just look like I drive a Tesla. So it's, you know, it's the...
I fucking love Teslas, but... Everybody that has a Tesla loves it. Yeah.
Because this is the MAGA convention of comedy, right? Yeah. Just putting a bullseye on my back, I'm teasing. No, I just look like, I look like what I am. I know, I'm aware.
Like five hours. Like in total, you know, like stage time.
No, no, no, like collectively five hours.
No, so on stage, on and on. Stage time is five hours. He gets it. He's just trying to get me to say a year and a half. Red band understood.
On and off for about a year, total time on stage, five hours.
It's just confusing to me when people are like, eight years, and I'm like, but how much fucking time on stage? Your way is so much dumber than their way, by the way.
I live in a smaller market, so there's not a ton of mics and stuff to go up at.
Real estate. It's just because you're working with them all day.
Yeah, yeah. So good I opened a company and I started doing it.
Does it start with an R? It fucking does. It literally does.
I was not. I had no interest at the time.
In the same room, and he's hot, so it was kind of like, oh, whoa, a unicorn.
So they're almost 18, almost 17. So they're almost adults.
I mean, no, they interact with him, but it's more like a shared, you know. Yeah, we were teenagers, so, you know.
You know, when you're kids and you're fucking around and you're making dumb decisions.
You didn't notice that? There's this weird thing that some men will do where they'll finish and then keep going because they're so embarrassed by how quick they finished.
I respect that question. No, it was always at his parents' house.
Probably. Probably in the garage ripping cigarettes.
Yeah, it was a rough house. My bedroom was the carport of the house that was closed in at some point. Wow.
Hello, Austin. How you doing? I'm here with my new fiance. She just got us tickets, and we got to fly out here to come see the show. She's pretty new to my family. She just got to meet all of us this Thanksgiving. For the first time, I come from a big family, four brothers and a sister. She was very nervous meeting the family.
So as we're all standing around doing the turkey and passing everything, we called it dressing. She said, what's the difference between dressing and stuffing? I said, well, I'm not going to be dressing my dick in your ass after this. Just kidding. She's going to kill me for that. She did like me because she said I was a fun guy, like a mushroom. I met her in a bar. We were sitting there.
She had told me that he's still laughing. I just got it. She told me that we were sitting in a bar and she bought me a drink. And she said, why are you sitting in here alone? And I said, well, I just broke up with my ex. She said I was too kinky for her. And she said, well, that's funny because I just broke up with my ex, too. He said that I was too kinky. And so one thing led to another.
I said, let's go back to your place and let's get kinky. So we go back to our house. We're hanging out. She says, let me go into the bathroom.
Okay, keep going. So she goes in the bathroom and she gets all dressed up. She comes out, cat of nine tails, stilettos, nipple clamps, looking hot as fuck. And I'm standing at the door ready to leave and she's like, what are you doing? I thought we were going to get kinky. I said, well, I already fucked your poodle and shit in your purse.
You've heard these jokes before. I've never done this.
Um... You didn't write these, right? No, I didn't write these.
Well, the Thanksgiving one I wrote, I guess. I didn't write anything. I just kind of memorized it. I gotcha. You know what it is.
We haven't picked a date yet, no. My daughter's getting married, and so we're kind of letting her do her thing first. Got to pay for that and deal with that, and then we'll do ours afterwards.
Actually, we just saw you in Orlando like three months ago.
No, she walked by when we were in line standing out there in the cold and said, does anybody want to sign up?
I wasn't going to until she walked by because... Well, I mean, of course she's going to walk by.
Well, I had read on the website that you had to go across the street to Poor Choices and sign up, and we didn't make it over there. We got here about 745, so we were just standing outside.
Just me. I think I was the only one. Oh, you were the only one? Maybe, I don't know. It was a long line, actually.
Hey, I figured, fuck it, we came here, I'm going to do it, you know.
No, we actually met at a bar. She was bartending at Twin Peaks in Orlando. Oh, wow.
Is she right here? No, she's somewhere back there.
Hi, Erica. Hey, there. How long you been doing stand-up? About ten years. Ten years?
Welcome to the show, Layman. How are you, buddy?
What do you mean by that exactly?
Did you really go to the Black History Museum?
What ethnicity are you again? Kajistani.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Did you get a big joke book last time you were on? I got a big one and a little one.
Do you just get to a high point to look for Jews? Or what do you do?
Well, do you think it's because they had a girl president?
We chatted about guns. He's freaky as fuck. That's Le Maire's military detail. You were scouting the food truck.
I think we got to the bottom of them.
Yeah, between him and the last guest, we had the whole fall collection, dude.
No, he saw it and he's like, no one will think I'm a faggot if I wear this.
That's just a little, just a little.
LaMare trying to hold him down.
That was such a nice nerd spaz coming right out.
Can I ask an innocent question? Is this the latest in black-eye gene technology? No, I'm dead serious. I was curious. That is incredible. I know you guys had straps for a while. Now, a gully suit.
Hold on one second. He keeps fucking like going at the way. It's crazy. Wow. Bluer kisses the first time that he went. Are you OK, guy in the white hat?
I think he talked into the mic with his hairline at first. That was just...
Yeah, you look like a billy goop. Your goatee's receding, too, somehow.
Have you ever thought of becoming a Franciscan monk?
Yeah, you just step up on the curb. It's like, hey, honey, welcome back.
That's all right, Brianna.
Can I ask you a question? So you were with somebody, you had a kid, and they became gay?
Right on. So why does she have to be with the kid anymore?
Hell yeah. My goodness. What was the angle of the crash, if you don't mind me asking?
What's up, Austin? I love this dick-filled room. It's awesome. I love Kill Tony. But more about me. It's a little wet out there. It's a little wet out there. This is what we do for fucking comedy. I love it. Any chuckle fuckers? I mean, I have to be funny for you to want to chuckle my fucker, I guess, but all my ex-boyfriends said I taste funny, so that's why I'm here.
It's worth something, right? Are you guys really... I understand I'm from L.A. I want to say I'm not liberal, but look at me. Right? I mean, you knew what I was gonna look like, right? But you pretty much knew. Like, you heard the voice. You're like, I know what she's gonna look like. Thank you, guys.
I'm still alive, I know. Shocking.
This is probably the highlight of my life right now. Yes, absolutely.
I mean, they didn't have room for you. Motley Crue.
Because I had to leave them. I had to leave the band. Never mind.
Didn't you say I left Motley Crue?
That's the best offer I've had all day, thank you.
This room right here right now. Okay, that's cool.
This town is fucking awesome.
So I'm leaving at four in the morning.
I was here doing shit all week.
Why do you got to do that to me?
Lady Blue Ball or Blue Ball.
It's a story. It's a good one.
You have to sharpen your skills. I was playing a lot of poker, and I wanted to have my game all about poker, so I'm rubbing one out before I play in a poker game.