Bizzle

It's a sugary egg roll?

Sugary. Thank you, Andrew.

Did you see the woman that said, Josh Hooper, please marry me?

I don't know.

I agree. I think it would be too.

Yeah, maybe.

I thought Melania looked beautiful. Mysterious.

Very mysterious. You called her the hat man?

Hat woman.

You get the reference. Aiden and I were looking and we were like, ooh, spooky. That was spooky.

What's happening to you, Andrew?

It has to do with the inauguration. I know it.

Josh and I watched some movies recently.

I am trying. Let's talk movies. If you could let me talk about it.

We watched the Nicolas Cage movie, The Weight of a... Yeah. The Unbearable Weight of... Talent, yeah.

It was really fun. Really fun.

We watched Ralph Fiennes' The Odyssey, where he returns from his odyssey.

Yeah.

Yeah, he's older.

Amazing. So good.

We also watched The Awakening.

With Robin Williams.

Really very sad.

No. No, but you know something? Okay, this is, okay. We are, Josh is watching Huckberry. Does, Huckberry is like an outdoorsman.

Their channel is out of control. They do home stuff. So they'll show you like different, they'll highlight different homes. But then they're also doing like a food and travel channel. And it is so well shot. It's so gorgeous. And I told Josh, I have an idea. I have a marketing idea for Sunday Cool.

You guys need to go out and do a shirt series, like the life of a Sunday Cool super soft tee, where you go to a church and you film the shirts in action. And I said, super soft shirts in action. And he roasted me for saying that all night.

Oh, because, oh, because. Then it's like bribery or whatever.

You guys want a treat? Andy, really good job in the game. Here's a treat.

Stop it.

There will be signs from heaven. I thought it was real.

Yeah, like these people groups that are unreached, they have no technology, they're looking at the sky and they're like, we have to sacrifice something right now.

You're talking.

The people that employed them for the mission. Got it.

I don't know either. Because it's almost like, okay, well, we know from Scripture. Does it feel godly? We know from Scripture. I mean, but also there's some things that are just taboo because that's what we've been taught. But if we're like looking at Scripture, it says don't communicate with the dead. We know that. That's off limits.

But did God give us some kind of gift in our minds that maybe some people are tapped into that have something extra?

Like telekinesis or something, like the ability to move things with your mind. Is that demonic? Or is that something we were gifted that so few people have abilities for?

Just mountains with faith. He said, yeah, which is a metaphor. He did say if you had the faith.

Do you think that was literal?

And if anything, if it is true that they are usually hired for these types of missions, if anything, they're sticking their neck out because it's not likely that any of these contractors would hire them again.

Lifeguards.

Hey, what's the 411 on that dude that saw a big shape on a mountain and then disappeared? Did we ever? He's still gone. He's still gone.

Oh, my gosh.

And he was just like, I'm there.

Oh, my gosh.

Do it anyway. Why are they even showing him, though?

Find similarities amongst foreign weaponry?

They never asked him, so he failed.

What was the right answer?

What was the right answer to go, beep, boom, bop, boop?

I have a special request for this episode.

Which is crazy.

Can you not do the viewer question? Please.

I'm going to have goosebumps all over my body. This is scary. He's like, do you want me to move on? She didn't say anything.

Yeah, it's suddenly spooky. She can't say the name of Christ, don't they say? The demons can't say it either. They know, but they can't say it. Or is that just from scary Catholic movies?

There is power in the name of Christ.

Look it up later. It's so spooky.

Please.

That is so funny.

Okay, gentlemen.

Okay, Josh sent me this one last night.

Okay. A wizard offers you mysterious potions. You can only choose one. Which do you choose? One. Potion of luck. Liquid luck.

Two. Potion of strength. Three. Potion of flight. Four. Potion of invisibility.

Five. This is the last one. Potion of knowledgeability or wisdom.

Ancient wisdom.

Yeah.

Yes.

It just is a part of you after you drink it.

Correct. You're not invisible all the time.

It's not meant to be a curse in any aspect.

That's crazy. Andy, I know this is your third question. Yes, they are tasty.

You'll be good at convincing people. What does he say? Harry! Harry!

Strength? That's so dumb.

All right, I'm going to do luck, too. I was going to do ancient knowledge, but I'm going to do... I'm still doing ancient knowledge.

They're going to call me Lucky Lily.

For onomatopoeia.

Wow, you guys. That was really very good.

I like that one. That was very, very good. She's the sweetest.

Oh my gosh, wait, that's horrible.

Meta? I just meta. Nice, Lil.

Yeah, today's Monday.

I saw somebody posted there that we're back, and so I went and looked.

This is crazy.

I'm sad in a way because I was hoping that we as a nation would become healthier minded and like pay attention and, you know, improve our attention spans. But I'm also so happy.

It's so silly.

Well, and I loved it too. Do you follow Tini? She's a cook, a chef.

A TikTok chef. She's so down to earth and cool. Anyway, everybody was doing those like confessions, like TikTok's ending creator confessions.

And a lot of the TikTok chefs were like, I store bought a lot of the food. Yeah. And she was like, y'all better be embarrassed coming back.

Who even does that? Why? Why?

It's like crazy.

Oh, that one, that last one.

Scary.

I would love a song.

Yeah, everybody's been shipping that since the beginning.

I'll go. I'll go. Never mind. Utah. We can all have a soda.

What else we watched? American Primeval. You finished it?

What I would love, though...

I'm being careful. I would just love, I don't know, some of the stories that you've told me about your experiences with Mormons.

Church of the Latter-day Saints. Is that there's kind of like a taboo element, like educating yourself and exploring is not really a thing.

Yeah, and...

What? I live with the moment. And her name is Hallie. Anyway.

Okay, furthermore. Where are we going with that? Oh, I guess what I would love for some of this media that's coming out. What was that show? Eat sweet, keep sweet, pray and obey. Eat, pray, love. Yeah, that.

It's kind of about the fundamentalist church of the Church of the Latter-day Saints. Remember, it was the guy that was super icky.

Which I know that a lot of Mormons, they are separate from that. They say, like, oh, that's not part of our game. But then, like, also shows like this, I just hope that it makes people ask some questions, you know? And I think that Christians have a lot to learn from Mormons. Especially when it comes to missions and outreach and stuff like that. They are the number one.

And family values.

But you don't need to have 90 of them.

Oh, my gosh. Wow.

Hmm. We're right there, dude. Cool. Almost 250 years ago.

Hmm.

No way.

And this is all taking place in the same region that Cornstalk cursed.

That's what I thought. Yeah, because it's by UCF students.

It was filmed in Maryland.

Seneca Creek State Park.

They used to always say it was in Wekiva.

No way.

Is that right next to the World Trade Center?

That picture?

Maybe if he's like attracted to like dark energy.

Yeah. Yeah.

Or that popcorn, Garrett's popcorn.

He's like the Mr. Weasley of the men in black world. What do these people have?

Did you guys talk about this without me?

How do they map that out? Because that's kind of like how people say the veil is thinner in some places. That's literally it. How do they know it's there?

Oh, okay. So it is like there are circumstances that make you think it's that. It's not like something we see in the earth.

Wow.

Oh my gosh.

We wouldn't survive because it's like, it'd get in the house. Why?

That was really good.

Why? I can't get in the house right now.

My foot is really hurting. Mom, I'm resting right now.

Wow.

And you ran away.

And nothing's touching it? Oh, yes.

People? Or critters? I don't know. Okay, I was reading in Job last night. What's the behemoth?

Is this a metaphor? Or is there a behemoth?

Okay, well, take a look at Behemoth, which I made just as I made you. It eats grass like an ox, see its powerful loins and the muscles of its belly. Its tail is as strong as a cedar. The sinews of its thighs are knit tightly together. Its bones are tubes of bronze. Its limbs are bars of iron. It is a prime example of God's handiwork and only its creator can threaten it.

The mountains offer it the best food where all the wild animals play. It lies under the lotus plants hidden by the reeds in the marsh. The lotus plants give it shade among the willows beside the stream. It is not disturbed by the raging river, not concerned when the swelling Jordan rushes around it. No one can catch it off guard or put a ring in its nose and lead it away.

Are they new?

So he talks about the behemoth and then he talks about the sea creature after that. Leviathan. I think he's talking about some of these big scary things.

If anybody pretends to know anything about the ocean, I don't believe you. But, okay, so this, like, men in black stuff, I know you're going to do another deep dive in it, but what does that mean? How would that fit into what we think here on the show?

How do you explain their strange behavior then?

Oh.

No, I didn't. I keep asking if we could fly up for one day to see snow. I'll fly up with the girls and fly back same day.

He said no.

He just doesn't want me to come crash his boys time.

He just loves being with his boys.

Oh, yeah. We talked about that. We should play hide and go seek.

We take a camera and a microphone on Bluetooth and we should play hide and go seek and someone has to find everybody, all the podcast members.

Do you guys, when you play hide and go seek, does it make you need to go pee?

It is. not say that.

Oh my gosh.

I just don't like that. It's not fun for me. Just have fun with it. You can't just yell at me for five minutes.

Stop. Oh, my gosh.

Okay, fine.

If I had a fortune cookie, what would mine say?

You got it.

I think it means that I'm getting an egg roll from my friend Andrew.