Blair Socci

And she goes, this is my seat. It was like a 40 minute flight. Fuck it, I'll just sit in front. So the plane starts like, it's the worst flight I've ever been on. It's a tiny plane. It starts going down. It was terrifying. I was like, fuck, Gary and I look at each other like, holy shit. And she just starts going.

And she goes, this is my seat. It was like a 40 minute flight. Fuck it, I'll just sit in front. So the plane starts like, it's the worst flight I've ever been on. It's a tiny plane. It starts going down. It was terrifying. I was like, fuck, Gary and I look at each other like, holy shit. And she just starts going.

And without hesitation, Gary and I just turned at her and started pointing and laughing at her. And it was like this thing where I was like, oh, my God. We were so happy she was miserable. We forgot it was going to kill us. That's great. And then I want to do something about like how – like the idea of like, if we did die, like, you know, getting a heaven, like they, they screen your like last.

And without hesitation, Gary and I just turned at her and started pointing and laughing at her. And it was like this thing where I was like, oh, my God. We were so happy she was miserable. We forgot it was going to kill us. That's great. And then I want to do something about like how – like the idea of like, if we did die, like, you know, getting a heaven, like they, they screen your like last.

And without hesitation, Gary and I just turned at her and started pointing and laughing at her. And it was like this thing where I was like, oh, my God. We were so happy she was miserable. We forgot it was going to kill us. That's great. And then I want to do something about like how – like the idea of like, if we did die, like, you know, getting a heaven, like they, they screen your like last.

Oh yeah. They like, they screen your last like hour. He's like, he's like, let me see. So how did you spend your last time? And she's like, you know, something like, oh, I, and he's like, you took this guy's seat? Fucking bitch, you have to go to hell. And she, and she just screams or something like that. Yeah. Then something about like screening my last hour and they're like, you just mocked.

Oh yeah. They like, they screen your last like hour. He's like, he's like, let me see. So how did you spend your last time? And she's like, you know, something like, oh, I, and he's like, you took this guy's seat? Fucking bitch, you have to go to hell. And she, and she just screams or something like that. Yeah. Then something about like screening my last hour and they're like, you just mocked.

Oh yeah. They like, they screen your last like hour. He's like, he's like, let me see. So how did you spend your last time? And she's like, you know, something like, oh, I, and he's like, you took this guy's seat? Fucking bitch, you have to go to hell. And she, and she just screams or something like that. Yeah. Then something about like screening my last hour and they're like, you just mocked.

You just mocked a woman. A woman in terror? Yeah, you mocked a woman. You were good until you gave her the seat. Right. And then you just mocked. I don't really know where to go with this is my point.

You just mocked a woman. A woman in terror? Yeah, you mocked a woman. You were good until you gave her the seat. Right. And then you just mocked. I don't really know where to go with this is my point.

You just mocked a woman. A woman in terror? Yeah, you mocked a woman. You were good until you gave her the seat. Right. And then you just mocked. I don't really know where to go with this is my point.

I have a joke I thought I could maybe do. This might be too disgusting. I have a joke about coming to my sink.

I have a joke I thought I could maybe do. This might be too disgusting. I have a joke about coming to my sink.

I have a joke I thought I could maybe do. This might be too disgusting. I have a joke about coming to my sink.

i know that you've heard that one yeah and i thought maybe a guy could be like running the footage and he's like yeah here you are giving a seat to a woman that's very nice like and there you are in the cabin back oh it's a good callback i mean in a sink and i'm just like yeah but like that could i could use but i don't want that to be the whole bit but that might work yeah you were going to be in the pre-check line and then you got moved but i got moved oh yeah oh we gotta yeah

i know that you've heard that one yeah and i thought maybe a guy could be like running the footage and he's like yeah here you are giving a seat to a woman that's very nice like and there you are in the cabin back oh it's a good callback i mean in a sink and i'm just like yeah but like that could i could use but i don't want that to be the whole bit but that might work yeah you were going to be in the pre-check line and then you got moved but i got moved oh yeah oh we gotta yeah

i know that you've heard that one yeah and i thought maybe a guy could be like running the footage and he's like yeah here you are giving a seat to a woman that's very nice like and there you are in the cabin back oh it's a good callback i mean in a sink and i'm just like yeah but like that could i could use but i don't want that to be the whole bit but that might work yeah you were going to be in the pre-check line and then you got moved but i got moved oh yeah oh we gotta yeah

This is a tough one.

This is a tough one.

This is a tough one.