Blair Socci

I had a guy go really fast horizontally through me.

I had a guy go really fast horizontally through me.

Dude, this really pissed me off today. I was just checking something on my phone. I made sure there wasn't anyone in the way. I hate the phone going quickly, but I looked down, and a guy puts his arm out to fake clothesline me. Whoa. I was like, ooh, what a motherfucker. Whoa. Yeah. The fake clothesline.

Dude, this really pissed me off today. I was just checking something on my phone. I made sure there wasn't anyone in the way. I hate the phone going quickly, but I looked down, and a guy puts his arm out to fake clothesline me. Whoa. I was like, ooh, what a motherfucker. Whoa. Yeah. The fake clothesline.

Dude, this really pissed me off today. I was just checking something on my phone. I made sure there wasn't anyone in the way. I hate the phone going quickly, but I looked down, and a guy puts his arm out to fake clothesline me. Whoa. I was like, ooh, what a motherfucker. Whoa. Yeah. The fake clothesline.

I just go, fuck. I just go, what the fuck? And he just walked away. He was clearly a crazy guy. He was smoking a cigarette. He looked ratty, but I still hit him with the what the fuck. You should have hung your coat on it.

I just go, fuck. I just go, what the fuck? And he just walked away. He was clearly a crazy guy. He was smoking a cigarette. He looked ratty, but I still hit him with the what the fuck. You should have hung your coat on it.

I just go, fuck. I just go, what the fuck? And he just walked away. He was clearly a crazy guy. He was smoking a cigarette. He looked ratty, but I still hit him with the what the fuck. You should have hung your coat on it.

Still pisses me off.

Still pisses me off.

Still pisses me off.

Oh, no. I got a New York walking one that you guys will probably appreciate. When it's raining and you're both walking towards each other and you're hugging the wall. Ah, the wall hug. Someone has to sort of give to walk in the rain. Mm-hmm. Whoever has no umbrella should get the wall. Okay. I think his scenario, no one has an umbrella. No one has neither. Someone has to give.

Oh, no. I got a New York walking one that you guys will probably appreciate. When it's raining and you're both walking towards each other and you're hugging the wall. Ah, the wall hug. Someone has to sort of give to walk in the rain. Mm-hmm. Whoever has no umbrella should get the wall. Okay. I think his scenario, no one has an umbrella. No one has neither. Someone has to give.

Oh, no. I got a New York walking one that you guys will probably appreciate. When it's raining and you're both walking towards each other and you're hugging the wall. Ah, the wall hug. Someone has to sort of give to walk in the rain. Mm-hmm. Whoever has no umbrella should get the wall. Okay. I think his scenario, no one has an umbrella. No one has neither. Someone has to give.

I hate the umbrella, like the slow walking umbrella guy. Yeah. Because I just never bring an umbrella.

I hate the umbrella, like the slow walking umbrella guy. Yeah. Because I just never bring an umbrella.

I hate the umbrella, like the slow walking umbrella guy. Yeah. Because I just never bring an umbrella.

Can we get a Bill Maher whipping out his dick?

Can we get a Bill Maher whipping out his dick?

Can we get a Bill Maher whipping out his dick?