Ep 202: Kyle Dunnigan & Blair Socci

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Mark Normand 0:06
Hey, folks, here we are. We might be drunk. What's shaking? We got the one, the only Kyle Dunn again. Been there, done again. Been there, done it again. What's shaking? Done again. This is primo Dunn again time. I mean, it's just RFK Jr. up the wazoo. It's Bill Maher up the ass. I think the Maher is my favorite.
Alec Baldwin 0:27
Is he in the news right now for something? No, but he's always on. Are you saying Bill Maher's primo now, like he's in the news now?
Mark Normand 0:34
I feel like his show is bigger than ever, and now you pop up, and you got a hell of a Maher.
Alec Baldwin 0:38
The Bill Maher reading to children was probably my favorite. Oh, thank you. That was a big one. You know he doesn't like me, right? I know. I heard the clip. Pull it up. Why doesn't he like you? He went on Rogan. I don't know. He was like, and it was that reading of children is the only I'd done. And he went on Joe Rogan's podcast and said, I did a terrible. Well, he just had like, he does a terrible impression of me.
Mark Normand 1:04
It's perfect. Wow.
Alec Baldwin 1:06
I mean, it's exaggerated, but that's what an impression is. He's like, I don't know who he is. I would think he's a comedian. He'd be like, he'd kind of like it.
Cheryl Hines 1:12
Of course.
Alec Baldwin 1:13
Yeah, no. Oh, is he going to watch it? Oh, here we go.
Donovan 1:17
Plenty to talk about.
Tony Robbins 1:19
Plenty to talk about. Plenty to talk about.
Donovan 1:22
Congratulations, by the way. Before we leave. What's that? Did I say Klinsky?
Tony Robbins 1:26
Oh, wait, go back. Yeah.
Donovan 1:29
He brought that up out of nowhere.
Blair Socci 1:36
Oh, really? By the way, you can tell Rogan loves his impression of you. Oh, yeah. This is the top of the show, too. This is when he first got on. Is it?
Alec Baldwin 1:43
He was doing a terrible impression of me.
Blair Socci 1:46
I didn't know who he was.
Alec Baldwin 1:47
You went to Hawaii with him for a week.
Donovan 1:49
No.
Alec Baldwin 1:50
Yeah, and I know from other people, yeah. And A.J. Benz used to send me back, Bill Maher doesn't like your impression. It was a random story, but I was dating somebody who he liked and invited her. So I understand why he didn't be there. Oh, weird. But I think he was interested in her sexually. He already knew of the impression? Not at that point. But this, him just like, I don't know. I just felt like this was like him being like, I don't know who he was. Like, he's a nobody. When like, I know he knows who I am. And then this other woman came up to me in Whole Foods. And she was, I just have to tell you, I was like a waitress on Bill, waitress on Bill Maher's plane. And I went up to her and said, have you seen Kyle Dunning's impression of you?
Alec Baldwin 2:31
And he turned away from me and he wouldn't answer me. And then they made me sit in the back of the plane. I didn't get a tip. Oh, my God. Like, get that lady in the back.
Cheryl Hines 2:38
Whoa.
Alec Baldwin 2:40
No tip for you.
Cheryl Hines 2:40
He rose a parkster.
Alec Baldwin 2:42
Yeah. Holy shit.
Blair Socci 2:44
Yeah. I don't know. It's amazing that you're, like, with him for a whole vacation just picking up his mannerisms, and he doesn't know you.
Alec Baldwin 2:51
He was so mean to me on this trip, and even my girlfriend and I was like, he's being mean to you, right? I go, yeah. And I was very kowtowing quiet. I made, like, one dumb joke, and then... as in words as black people he did a show he did like an amazing show and I was like I heard the crowd was tough or something I made some soup with that and he goes oh now he speaks oh I hate that anyway I don't know can we set you up in scenarios as Bill Maher sure sure you're fucking a woman and she can't come okay oh I don't care Oh, I'm done. He's big into... Black hookers? Black hookers is a big thing. I was never mean to him. Before this, I only read to children, like, whatever. It's like a stupid whatever. Pull it up. But he goes... We never even got to this, by the way. But after this, then I did do some rude sketches. Well, I guess, yeah, show this one first. He asked for it, right? Yeah.
Donovan 3:57
Yeah.
Alec Baldwin 3:59
Yes, he did.
Donovan 3:59
No, I. Sorry.
Mark Normand 4:02
That's a classic Hollywood move is pretending to not know who someone is. That happens all the time in Hollywood. That's literally called Hollywooding. Yeah, there you go. It's a verb.
Donovan 4:12
I'm leaving. It's amazing.
Alec Baldwin 4:14
We don't lose. I'm leaving.
Tony Robbins 4:17
If you play that, I'm leaving.
Alec Baldwin 4:18
Okay.
Donovan 4:20
He's a terrible. I don't matter. People have done me and I can laugh at it. He's your face. He's got your face and he's doing an impression of you.

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