Sam Morril & Mark Normand
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What’s the deal with the solo episode and the missing Bobby Lee special?
Well, uh yeah, here we are. We might be drunk.
Hey, whoa, we're here. This is it, baby. We're back. Another solo. Is there a solo is this two solos in a row? No, we broke it up. Okay, good. Just checking.
The internet's gone crazy about the Bobby Lee episode.
Uh oh Did we tease it?
No, we you mentioned it when you shot it in LA whenever.
That's a good point.
And people were like, Did this get buried? Why did it get canceled?
It's like No, it's coming out, but Bobby wanted it closer to the special list. Special.
We held it 'cause Sam and Bobby fought the whole time. Get that kicked up. All these dweeves out there on Reddit, they love a story and they love drama and they love when they have the inside scoop on something.
Yeah, but well, just like this fucking special of Bobby's this episode may never come out, uh
And just like Tony Hedgecliff, it might not come out. So who the hell knows? But we'll it's gonna come out when it comes out, don't you worry.
And fucking Peters here labeled the last episode One More Drink. Oh shit. Sounds like uh call back to our old show. And then it's like, last episode, what are they doing?
Uh Really? Uh well it helped the numbers 'cause it's doing well. So all these fucking some twink quef bitch made a a post. Mark Norman goes off on Segura. It says goes off. So I was like, oh God, about the divorce. But I like Segura. I like Christina. So I had to watch it, you know, through one finger like that. And it's me mentioning Hey, do you hear they got a divorce? And Liz is like, Oh, that's crazy Uh and I go like, Oh yeah, this happens when you get divorced. What happened when Melaney got divorced? And Liz goes, One time I opened for Melaney and that's the whole thing. That was the whole thing. I watched it. But they get you on the headline. That's how they get ya. The the what do you the slug line?
Everything's bait now.
Everything's bait. It's all bait.
We're all fish.
Yes. We're cuppies.
We're getting called we're like, that's it? Mm-hmm. It's a bummer. What are you gonna do? Yeah. Anyway, who about Segura?
Let's get those numbers back up. Tom got divorced. I know. I can't wait to meet the see the first lady he's plowing. That'll be exciting. Now you're really giving him something. Now this is gonna be a problem. Well I'm just he's allowed, he's divorced. He's single.
The next one's Mark Norman will not stop going off.
This is crazy. Are they doing the pod still?
I think so.
I think it's very amicable. So good for them. They're both great people. They're both funny. Yeah, hope hopefully they're you know, they got nice kids. Give that a goog. See if the pod is still going. I think it is. That might be a prison. A pod. That's a s a section of hell. Podcast with your divorced spouse.
I did a podcast with an ex once and it's stu the second it stopped before the breakup. That's how well the relationship was going. That's about right. We gotta wrap this up 'cause we're on we're on eggshells.
Active actively continuing. Okay, that's like the opposite of entanglement. Right. Still going.
What was that Gwyneth Palter breakup called? I conscious uncoupling.
Conscious upcoupling. Wow. It's like when you get fired they call it furloughed. Yeah. When did that come in?
You've been made redundant?
Whoa.
Which which sounds worse.
I've never heard that.
How much that's what the British say. Made redundant. You've been made redundant. That sounds so much crueler than we're letting you go.
Yeah. I I we're going at it. I feel the same about server. Was when I was younger it was waiter, then it became server. I think server sounds worried I'm your server. Closer to slave. Or servant. Yeah. Server's no good. I think people just change it to change it. They think that's helping, but I they don't actually look at the words.
Yeah, well I mean it's like the homeless when they kept changing the homeless. Yes. The the uh unhoused. Unhoused. I'm like, yeah, they still don't have a home. Right. We're not looking at the actual problem here. Yes, yes. What about Luke? You're attacking you're attacking the language and not the actual situation. Exactly. I said it when I was at volunteering at one of those food things, I was like, Oh, the homeless women they're like, Don't say that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the deal with the solo episode and the missing Bobby Lee special?
0:06–7:51
2
How do Mark and Sam riff on language, politics and the “right vs. left” debate?
7:51–17:04
3
Why did the dolphin‑watching trip in Florida turn into a watch‑theft saga?
17:04–25:41
4
What panic attacks, edibles, and health‑tech ads reveal about their personal struggles?
25:41–43:13
5
What’s the story behind Sam’s panic attack and how does it relate to coping without weed?
43:13–44:10
6
How do the hosts compare historical bravery to modern sports composure and the male ego?
44:10–44:34
7
What observations do they share about drug use, homelessness, and living near a halfway house?
44:34–45:04
8
How does the LeBron joke spark a deeper sports debate and lead into new comedy bits?
45:04–1:25:26
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