Paul Walter Hauser w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - Ft. Alex Moffat - We MIght Be Drunk Podcast
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What do the hosts talk about when Sam returns from his European tour?
Hey, hey, we might be drunk. We're back, baby. Sam's home from Europe. Good. Back from the war.
Good to see your face, man. Yeah. The hair's coming in. It's getting there.
You got a little
Richard Spencer going on. But uh
I know I hate the in the army now over here. Uh like the the short sides. I'm gray on the side, so it looks even whiter. But it's you're
back.
I'm back, baby. You
look you look like no more big hat.
No, that hat I got creamed online. I mean I read every comment, they were hilarious. Forrest Gump. But good good
on you for embracing it.
Oh yeah, I liked every one of 'em. It was fun. I mean that's what you expect. Yeah. These comics who try to hide it, I think you gotta lean in.
Lean in. They know who they
are.
I'm not gonna name any names. But all the New York No
Soda does a bit about it. So the New York comics own it. They li they Mateo, Soder, Hamilton, myself. Yeah.
Yeah, man. No, Europe was was cool, man. I'm glad as hell to be back though. The second you hit that tarmac, you're just like, Oh
I know, I know.
I did like maybe one city too many. Right. Once I landed in Copenhagen, I was like, This I might have done too much. I
feel like that's everything with overseas. You're like, This is amazing, look at these buildings, look at the food, oh my god And then there's always that like, I gotta get back.
I go hard too. Every city I land in I'm just like do like do I do a gig in Copenhagen, I do a pedo joke, I'm making fun of p uh the joke I forgot the joke, but it's like I make fun of people who have sex with fifteen year olds and it bombs and I was like, What the hell was that? I get off stage I go, That's the age of consent here. And I was like, What? Well that's a joke in itself. And then and then I was like, What and they go, They're trying to get it lowered. I'm like they, who's they?
Wow.
And I was like, book
me a flight to Koda.
I guess it's the same in s I said, is that the same in like Stockholm? And they're like, Yeah. I was like, This is crazy.
Wow, 'cause they always hear Europe, they're more advanced, they're more sophisticated, but boy, fifteen. How about that?
Not good.
Wow, that means Epstein's Island w to them is normal. Well I'm
sure there were there must have been some younger ones too. Yeah. Fifteen. You should have relocated. Tough winters though in that part of the world. Yeah. It's not as sexy as an island.
That's true. That's why you gotta shack up with a gal, you know, the young lady and get some warmth.
Kel Helsinki is like they get in the winters they get like three hours of daylight. I know. It's cra and by the way, amazing city, Helsinki. Oh beautiful.
How do the comedians describe their European travel stories and cultural quirks?
I'd never been there, dude. I'm so cool. You kinda undersold it for me a little. Okay. But they ha oh my god, it I guess saunas are from Helsinki. And they gave me a a whiskey that's like made in saunas, so it smells like
Whoa. Smells
like a man's balls. Yeah. It's pretty cool.
Did you get I felt like the crowd is that wait. Helsinki? Where am I thinking of? Finley, yeah. I thought the crowd was tough in Helsinki. I
actually had a good crowd. I other places I had a while get to get going, but Helsinki they were pretty drunk. They were rowed. Oh, nice. They wanted it dark.
Oh, interesting. Did you get the fish soup? The fish soup? That's their thing, fish soup. I had Soup. I don't know if I had fish soup. Oh, it's really good. I had a lot of a lot of herring. Uh that's their thing over there, the herring. Yeah, they love fish. And then did you go to Stockholm? I did. That's a great thing. The women. Oh my gosh. Oh man, it's all distressing.
Tall blondes. It's crazy. Yeah, no, I I had a I had a good ass time in Stockholm. Uh Athens, great. Yeah. Budapest. You feel the heaviness of Budapest though. That's like, have you done Budapest? Never been. I guess I was not aware of how bad they've had it. I don't know anything about Budapest. Well, they went from Hitler to Stalin. I guess that's a lot of that part of the world, but like they feel like they've hit they've been hit. Right. And like and it still feels the heavy. you go to like Zagreb and like they've been through some like you know in Croatia they've been through like the civil war and everything, but they it feels like they're just like ah
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What do the hosts talk about when Sam returns from his European tour?
0:06–2:18
2
How do the comedians describe their European travel stories and cultural quirks?
2:18–8:23
3
Why do the hosts compare porn and weed, and what jokes arise from that comparison?
8:23–20:53
4
Who joins the show next and what new topics are introduced before Paul Walter Hauser arrives?
20:53–38:01
5
What does Paul share about his recent health changes and weight‑loss journey?
38:01–1:17:21
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